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[@plebtile3347]

Bro just stand there recording the fuel pump running instead of getting it shut off? Had plenty of time to do it.

[@phillwainewright4221]

And that tyre has no tread on it.

[@akaDaily]

literally just put it back onto the pump and it'll stop, that's how they're designed

[@sQuEeZyMaN13]

Idiots farming views. Attention is more important than safety and common sense.

[@jmim17]

I think he was maybe waiting to see if the automatic shutoff would work on the handle. Probably not the wisest, but sometimes, in the moment, it's hard to think things through.

[@danilomomcilovic1481]

@@akaDaily by the comment that u gave we can all realise that u neither drive a car ,neither u used gas pump ever in ur life. U donut.

[@j897xce]

The amount of folks that trust a bucket to stand on and choose the middle of it... Astounding.

[@HelenaVanCity]

Hence, the expression "to kick the bucket". LOL Just kidding.

[@rowmagnvs]

I can understand if it was some kind of metal bucket but to trust a plastic bucket is insane to me lol the only thing I’d trust is either a ladder or bricks stacked perpendicular on each row lol can’t go wrong with bricks

[@kimmokoolwtf]

In Finland we have these cheap Orthex 10 litre plastic buckets you can find in almost every household, they indeed can hold an adults weight when turned upside down, I have tested it many times. 😁

[@Moist-Gamba]

Should be taught in school how not to stand on a bucket I guess

[@discovolante6624]

the noise she says at the end sums it all up nicely 6:22

[@KrakenIsland64]

Fuel pump guy doesn't need to change his tires, he likes them smooth to match his brain.

[@aemiliacarolphonetube9749]

That comment made me laugh.

[@janavenue650]

LOL

[@Simon-xc5oy]

I thought the very same thing...first thing I noticed was the bald tires...

[@xxdesertstorm]

when you support MAGA or Poilievre then its clear they ain't got a them 🧠 cells

[@M-Fail]

😂😂😂

[@khushshah285]

7:16 This dad son moment was so wholesome!!

[@TrexelCat]

7:23 Just as a note as someone who worked as a gas station attendant, each individual nozzle has it's own emergency shut off. That metal plate inside the housing where the nozzle sits that gets pushed up when you put the nozzle into it's cradle(could really be anything that moves when the nozzle it placed in the cradle), when pushed up stops the flow to that nozzle. It's a safety feature to prevent the nozzle from being activated while it's in the cradle, but can be used to stop to flow should the nozzle malfunction like this one did. Should that not work, THEN you hit the master shut off switch. The master shut off shuts off the flow to the entire system.

[@brianartillery]

I don't even drive but I knew this. I was more bothered by the stupid berk's bald tyres.

[@redfailhawk]

Hey, I did not know this, and have noted it for the future. This could save lives. Why isn’t this taught in driving school?

[@discovolante6624]

@@redfailhawk because they had more important questions like - how long do you have to change the paperwork over when selling or buying a car

[@RealBradMiller]

That is how I would stop my gas at the correct amount.

[@skynet0912]

The pump not stopping is one thing, but can we all just appreciate the genius of this man, driving around on those bald as hell tires as well!?

[@leroyrobertson5221]

He knew where to find the pump emergency shutoff. How long would that have taken you?

[@skynet0912]

@@leroyrobertson5221 Exactly zero seconds, since every gas station in the world has signs telling you where it is... Knowing how to press a button that is pointed out to you every time you fill up isn't exactly a high bar to clear, and he could have hit it at any point before fuel began gushing onto the ground. He also decided that it was a good idea to start filming and walk us through what was happening, wasting even more time he could have used to solve the issue.

[@pliashmuldba]

well not quite that bald, but close and i just gone thru a snow storm and aftermath with summer tires like that, and not getting stuck and not holding other PPL up Okay i have been driving for 40 years, so yeah. PS. i do get new tires on Thursday CUZ what i done,,,,, not smart.

[@skynet0912]

@@pliashmuldba It does of course also depend on where you live, how directly dangerous it is... If you live in a desert or any place that doesn't get a lot of rain/snow, you can get away with it much easier, but if you like me live in a place where it either rains or snows for about 70% of the year, it's not only extremely illegal, but a near certain death sentence! It's not just about traction though, as extremely worn out tires are also very senesitive to punctures or outright blowouts...

[@pliashmuldba]

@@skynet0912 Indeed, there also is laws here for thread on tires. I also do have a set of winter tires, but this year i just could not bother putting them on the car, CUZ even if my friend have a impact wrench and all the other stuff needed, well at 57 of age i am pretty worn out, also been retired since i was 50 sadly. My little car are also EOL, well for me at least i had it since new in 2012, but 2 years more or so and i will have enough for a substantial down payment on a new car, and probably my last car. my car get the binanual inspection tomorrow / Friday, probably ned a new bearing at a front wheel, and a new steering rack as they complained a little about that at the last inspection, and of course 4 new all year tires. CUZ that is most often plenty in Denmark as winters of my Childhood are long gone, actually the snow storm we just had, first one since 2006 and it dropper more snow ( about 2 feet ) which is more snow that we have gotten in total here in the last decade and then some. Normal winter here is maybe 4-5 inches of snow that is gone again in 2 days. I am OK killing myself, but it would be extremely bad to take someone else with me, and driving on tires like i have ATM, well in spite of being a elite driver with 40 years of driving and 0 crashes, well it is still a danger. So while late, i am manning up and doing what i have to do, and my meager pension / savings just have to deal with that.

[@TetraSky]

2:05 "look at my car, my car" .... YOU DID THAT.

[@3D_printer_guy]

Remember to always leave the doors closed.

[@shxdow9807]

That guy at the gas pump was smart to pull out his phone at record, just in case the pumps blow up, the cameraman never dies.

[@baxus]

3:23 That bigfoot footage cracked me up 😂

[@seregaserega7629]

Pigfoot

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Them sasquatches is awful clumsy, eh?

[@rhetorical1488]

cracked the road up pretty good too😁

[@gordowg1wg145]

He could have just reached over to the pump and pressed the handle's receiver down.

[@will5430]

look at his tires. he's clearly not very smart.

[@joshuarosen6242]

He knew that was going to happen but still waited until petrol was pouring all over the forecourt. I think it's safe to say that he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[@Dedubya-]

@@joshuarosen6242 you're being very kind, he's not even the sharpest spoon!

[@DoctorX17]

@@Dedubya- About as sharp as a rubber bouncy ball

[@MrYfrank14]

Debubya- good one. I'm stealing it

[@Cuz_lufc]

Gas pump guy ...i knew this was going to happen.....So i decided to get my phone and stand there filming it, instead of getting help 🤣

[@Co19801003]

He is truly the voice of (a large part of) a generation.

[@bryansummers3219]

IKR? Him: I knew this was going to happen. Me: How long did you know this? And how much longer are you going to need?

[@jonesjones7057]

7:13 is such a wholesome, hilarious clip.

[@blockwark5477]

4:35 JP Performance einfach im bettle dahinter. 😂😂

[@H4nn3sd]

musste nicht Mal lange nach dem ersten comment suchen🤣

[@MrCjosue24]

3:30 that ain't Bigfoot that's Fatfoot 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@renemartin5729]

By far the best fail channel. No 'funny' comments, no 'funny' sounds, and no 'music'.

[@quigonjay9]

Never mind the fuel, look how bold your tyres are dude

[@hazelanderson1479]

Bald, even.

[@Phiyedough]

A lot of states in USA have no MoT type safety inspections. Lots of deathtraps on their roads.

[@JonNel625]

Man got his tires second hand from the father from A Christmas Story

[@upthepunx7178]

Thank god I’m not the only one seeing that 😂😂

[@benwherlock9869]

Yeah, really brave tyres!

[@gorillafacegwen9247]

He shows the gas pump at around 16.2 gallons when he cannot stop it, just before it overflows it shows 22.9 gallons. With the legal flow rate of 10 gallons per minute, he had at least 40 seconds to run in and ask to do a emergency cut off.

[@baderkhoudeir9623]

Bro... shit nothing is getting passed you, right? Insurance companies should hire you.

[@fleekwoodmatt4316]

Plus, add the time it took to get his phone out and start recording. Judging by his response here and how bald his tires are, he's not the brightest of the bunch lol

[@xsistlol]

avg american braincells.. just look on his slick tire..says alot xD

[@gordowg1wg145]

@@fleekwoodmatt4316 So, all taken into consideration, he was possibly only wanting $10-20 worth of fuel when he realised it wasn't stopping? Good point with the recording - especially as the use of them, and other electrical/electronic devices, is normally illegal within a specified distance of the pumps. At least he wasn't smoking - or was he?

[@davidswanson5669]

⁠@@gordowg1wg145it’s not illegal to use a cell phone near/around the pump.

[@carlosmanan2152]

I feel so sorry for the messed up pizzas in this video, they looked delicious and appetizing

[@NevTheDeranged]

I know, right? Dropping food is the worst, cuz now you got a mess to clean up AND you don't get to eat it 😢

[@UlliStein]

Yes, there are two, 3:00 and 7:00

[@ChaseMC215]

Not approved by italians or the Ninja Turtles.

[@user-yc5um2pl5v]

I hate to see food being destroyed.

[@NevTheDeranged]

@@user-yc5um2pl5v 100% same

[@NevTheDeranged]

0:07 my dude. we've all been there. much sympathy.

[@Bird_Dog00]

Last guy... Smooth tires, smooth brain. Hey, at least he's consistent.

[@InvisibleSquids]

Pro tip for pumping gasoline/petrol: every pump will have a lever or flap in the hangar for the handle. Push the lever down or push up the flap. It will shut off the pump. Then and only when the flow of fuel has stopped should you remove the pump nozzle from the fill neck. When in doubt, the e-stop will always work.

[@Co19801003]

And if you can't figure it out, warn an employee. Don't just stand there. And especially don't just stand there filming.

[@RatKindler]

The pumps here don't have anything like that. I think they got rid of that mechanism decades ago. There's just a hook to hang the nozzle on. Some pumps have an emergency shut-off button but most I've seen don't. You have to go tell the attendant to shut off the pump.

[@DaneKaiser]

​@@RatKindlerwhat country do you live in? sounds super hi tech

[@RatKindler]

@@DaneKaiser I'm in Toronto Canada. I don't think I've seen that lever mechanism on a pump since the 80s or 90s. I've been looking for emergency stop buttons on pumps ever since I saw one mentioned in an American video and I don't see them here. If something happens you have to tell the attendent.

[@lionhead123]

@@RatKindlerwhat if its a self-service pump?

[@Dr._Nasenbaer]

The last guy is a real hero: "It's pumping, it's still pumping." *waitsandwaitsandwaits* "Still pumping, still pumping." *waitsinsteadofdoinganything* "Still pumping." ... "OH NOOO!" - Surprise, surprise! 😂

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

It was definitely an unpredictable conclusion. For certain.

[@bryduhbikeguy]

Based just on this video....I'm guessing he'll be in MANY more Fail videos in his lifetime.

[@torstenscholz6243]

That really is Darwin Award level stupidity. I wonder what he'd do when he's in a burning house: Instead of ringing the alarm, trying to get the fire extinguisher and calling fire fighters, he would probably record the fire with his phone, saying: "It's still burning, still burning." 🤣

[@woahblackbetty7691]

7:49 Just stand filming like a muppet and dont alert the gas station so they can shut it off. What is wrong with these people?

[@samthescotsman]

yeah, as sonn as i noticed it was stuck i would have been sprinting over to the shop. i cant even drive but am not stupid

[@panicmosem5969]

In truth, you shouldn't be filming at all while refueling... but common sense is not as common anymore 🥴

[@dragoncubes1074]

His brain is as smooth as his tires.

[@slwsnowman4038]

@@panicmosem5969 That's a myth.

[@panicmosem5969]

@@slwsnowman4038 it's not, it actually has nothing to do with the phone itself causing fire, but if you're paying attention to your phone other than pumping gas, then it is a distraction. Also, if you leave the pump to get it from your car, the possibility of static fire increases. Basically, the use of phones is a bad idea for anyone performing an important or potentially dangerous activity because it is a distraction. That's not a myth.

[@LHyoutube]

6:00 - Love how the little dog is so surprised that he drops his ball! 😂

[@matlew1960]

3:26 that's not bigfoot, that's Bubba.

[@sludge8506]

I knew they existed.

[@lyndondary]

The puppy at 6:06 was pretty cute about its owner falling.

[@AdBlock-User]

Guy at the gasstation don't need to change his tires, he likes them smooth to match his brain

[@Oscarlapper4659]

3:03 that pizza looked good though

[@torstenscholz6243]

R.I.P. Pizza.

[@Patiboke]

7:22 The pump normally stops working when you put the nozzle back in it. He could have pressed that mechanism down with his hand.

[@Lumin1116]

Clever man to hit that emergency button... after $109999 was poured.

[@Al_gre]

2:34 seagull laugh🤌

[@poitynine]

Feel bad for kid who’s mum is so dumb she drove into her other cars door.

[@faustinpippin9208]

I always wonder how these people can afford so many expensive cars

[@kallmeoompa]

Everyone's day doesn't go as planned

[@user-yi1vq9wr8h]

I never dreamed I'd see Big Foot IRL in my life time, but here we are! What a majestic creature indeed!

[@bruisermoore]

Dude doesn’t need that much gas, he just glides around town on his bald tires.

[@dudeforcaster8630]

So instead of having the attendant turn off the pump, Cletus decides to film the inventible.

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Dude, his name is FARKUS. Cletus is his semi-dense half-cousin down the dirt turnpike.

[@lionhead123]

the inventible?

[@bobthebuilder2967]

The fuel pump guy has bald tyres !!

[@crobinson2624]

Oh dear lord actual clear as day footage of Big Foot. 😮. 3:24

[@kennethalbert4653]

0:05 dude went down like a soccer player !

[@Alexifeu]

7:14 my favorite they both laugh so hard about it

[@Mac_Kymera]

00:06 that made him fall to the ground like he had just been shot? LOL no way! He must be a professional footballer.

[@kevinmayhew8802]

I thought exactly the same

[@alm5693]

Maybe he already had a hangover....

[@upland77]

4:54 The drummer fell just as everyone else froze 😂

[@panicmosem5969]

Technically they're all drummers

[@JayLee-bv3vw]

Concussionists

[@panicmosem5969]

@JayLee-bv3vw percussionist? Haha. I like concussionists better too, actually

[@lionhead123]

@@panicmosem5969they drum with their heads

[@ShacolateClown]

"I knew this was going to happen." Instead of preventing it i went to record it because i need likes and attention

[@ssttraining962]

thats it film the gas pump... that will help.

[@hughn]

And a very bald tyre, too.

[@BigBro316]

The kid that dropped the milk in the driveway was hilarious.

[@jbwarner8626]

Probably doing rapid damage assessment in his mind. "...Should I try to put it back in?" 😆

[@CeleryX5]

That clip affected me. 😵‍💫

[@jeremiahhester6408]

He's getting the belt

[@shishinonaito]

That kid's brain is sloooooow

[@jacintepst8975]

@@shishinonaito 🤣

[@andjel]

5:22 first it was stairs, not it is the floor. beware guys!

[@grumpyone5963]

6:02 The dog’s seen her try that before and knows to keep his distance 😂😂

[@googleuser7632]

The guy at the end. Is exactly what is wrong with people today! Would rather pull their phones out, record it. Instead of actually doing something about it!!! Mor0n!!

[@jennifera5205]

I snort laughed at Bigfoot and the guy tripping over the broom!

[@TedBackus]

7:50 if a gas pump does that, you FLIP the lever up on the gas pump. not the trigger that you squeeze to dispense the gas, but the lever you need to drop down to remove the pump from its holster. if that doesnt work, yank the quick disconnect

[@gecho194]

The guy with the van has a future in professional soccer.

[@krenwregget7667]

was about to make the same comment. Almost looks like faking for some kind of insurance claim or something.

[@dentoncustoms]

Man that last dudes tires are as smooth as his brain.

[@weatherwitchandfelinefamiliars]

At least he Finally ran to switch off the fuel pump And knew what to do, but I wish he'd done it Before it got that far. As for the father and child kitchen disaster, that was really sweet their reaction 😊

[@richardbicycle5262]

hahah i love how dramatic the second guy was

[@OrkotheDorko]

1:18 At least they don't need to get out of their cars to exchange insurance information.

[@Mbappe2.0]

Whoever reads this isn’t first 😂

[@tjackson76c]

How did that guy know exactly where the emergency stop button was?

[@bllasae]

I think they're standard for safety reasons.

[@Cryptidkeeper15]

All that dude needed to do to shut off the fuel pump was to flip the pump handle back down. He also needs to replace at least one tire. He's all sorts of special.

[@mariusqaztarilk7834]

That bigfoot one cracked me TF up. 🤣🤣

[@SoloReigns]

The first clip gives Final Destination vibes

[@strix.1]

0:06 I did that last week...hurt like F! Ended up with a dent in my forehead for two days.

[@comeandtakeit82]

Dude with the fuel issue needs new tires stat

[@AK.2425]

Nearly as smooth as his brain

[@BlenderStudy]

Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! 0:46 That was scary. 🥶

[@geminiknightw2401]

Not the whole band stopping when he fell 😂😂

[@tijuanaiguana190]

The tread on those tires 💀

[@Mr.Myrdok]

5:43 hope nobody cries..

[@mikemcconeghy4658]

Saw that one lady put the heavy ball over the bar and thought, "how is this a fail? She did it." Then she couldn't stand up after.

[@Andreas13013]

Bei Minute 4:23 steht hinter dem brennenden Auto, JP Performance mit dem beatle 😅 🎉

[@steveperry3572]

1:20 the blue car didn’t look twice before pulling out. That’s why in drivers ed, they tell you to look left- then right- and then left again before pulling out. Cause your brain will trick you into not seeing what is there when you look left.

[@UlliStein]

1:34 In Germany when we say "he has a wheel off" we mean he's stupid or crazy or both.

[@kbramlett6877]

@ 3:43 It reminded me of when Lucy is holding the football for Charlie Brown to run up and kick it Then at the precise moment, she pulls the football away to have Charlie Brown miss the kick and fall on his butt.

[@carsonbowen3491]

The guy with no tire tread didn't know about the emergency fuel shut off. Thats a surprise!

[@goodasnewrepairs]

Kid at 6.33 dying from laughing on the left 😂😂

[@jamesward1949]

Her: his first legal drink. Me: are you sure about that.

[@mavenfrankeus7287]

The amount of folks that trust a blonde woman not to wreck any vehicle she operates/ drives.

[@ARoyalLyon]

To cut glass put the fulcrum UNDER the scored part so the two sides fold down away from the score. This guy did the opposite.

[@bryjefferson7605]

Failarmy never "fails" to entertain us with all of their amazing videos. Failarmy deserves an Oscar for their hard work!

[@lakollner8751]

4:33 Thats a good looking Beetle !

[@asevrinx]

Are we just gonna ignore what his hoodie said at 4:01 ?

[@panicmosem5969]

I could barely make it out, but after I did, I wish I hadn't 😂

[@user-eo2ft9mf4q]

3:25 the ground shook, wolfs howled, buildings crashed, crowds of people panicked for their lives while trying to escape from the tsunamis but it was futile.

[@somuchfortalent]

7:56 i'm surprised the guy driving the ego truck with bald tires doesn't know there's an emergency shutoff until gas starts pouring everywhere.

[@Foxhunter_DE]

Alle Fans von JP Performance kennen 4:24 aus anderer Perspektive :D

[@paulblake1164]

6:10 Now Henry knows how the hole in his bucket came to be; it was Liza all along.

[@FailArmyCentral]

Failarmy I just wanted to say thank you. Content is always hilarious. But especially thank you for not having a commentator discuss every fail, takes all the spontaneity and most certainly the humor out of the content. Other pages do this and it's so annoying. So I appreciate what you do ❤❤

[@Kededian]

That last guy defenitly needs new tyres.

[@ovidiuciuparu6421]

3:56 milkshake?🤣🤣😂😂😅

[@biyinuges]

Failarmy always making my day with a good laugh! 😂

[@Sintoolkicks]

That might be the most realistic video of Bigfoot I've ever seen. But the way he disappeared, it was too quick. That's how you know it's CGI or AI generated.

[@antonioaaronosabel9574]

2:15 only idiots leave their car door open. Anytime, anywhere ..you don't do that.

[@firephoen1x]

Give the second guy (almost hit his head) an Oscar

[@pjousma]

that last one, dude! there's no more profile on your tires! Be Careful!

[@DeceptionEarth]

no one was hurt in this video,but undies were completly decimated😮

[@dietulpe8490]

A new video and the day is saved 🎉

[@Lampe2020]

Why didn't the guy in the last clip run to the stop button earlier?

[@davecoop9579]

Or just flip the switch at the pump?

[@Lampe2020]

@@davecoop9579 Is there one? I have never been to the US, sp I don't exactly know how gas stations look there in detail. And I think in Germany there isn't even an emergency stop button.

[@davecoop9579]

@Lampe2020 Yes there is one. It's usually a lever that covers the slot where the nozzle is stored. It must be switched off to replace the nozzle. Some later ones are switched in different ways but I think they all have a "Stop" option.

[@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork]

This compilation is excellent. I don't miss any of your new videos

[@C_BeChillin]

On the last video, every gas station has that emergency button?

[@brianartillery]

The little girl kicking the rooster (or cockerel, as we call them in the UK) - I bet she had no idea that these birds kill people. The spurs on the backs of their legs are more than capable of inflicting a savage wound that can include an opened vein. It's generally downhill from there.

[@rstanev951]

2:00 annoying rich people

[@rowmagnvs]

The hell happened at 5:38?

[@panicmosem5969]

If you overexert yourself during weight lifting, you can pass out. There's tons of videos showing it happen... I recommend watching. It's funny, but a little scary at the same time😬

[@tranz2deep]

In the last clip, the fellow was presumably too concerned to think of running over and getting the cashier to shut off the pump.