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[@Vastafari34]

1:36 That guys temper tantrum was sooo stupid. MOST of that food was still very salvageable, none of the drinks even opened! What a donkey.

[@rocketraccoon1976]

Even worse, now the homeowner is gonna have to clean up the mess that guy made all over his door, front wall, porch, steps, and lawn. 😡

[@blacklabel131]

@@rocketraccoon1976 why do you assume its not his house?

[@user-sl4hx8vs9w]

🤴🏿

[@user-sl4hx8vs9w]

@@blacklabel131that all you got out of this? Why do you assume it is his? Either way soneone cleaning that shit up. Useless comments smfh

[@user-sl4hx8vs9w]

🦍🤴🏿🦍🤴🏿🦍🤴🏿🦍🤴🏿🦍🤴🏿 gorilla angry gorilla mad gorilla throw stuff bc violence all gorilla knows

[@IamKnucks]

1:40 this dudes spill was honestly not so bad. The food and drink looks like it mostly survived the fall. If he didn't kick it he could have had a meal. Such a waste

[@unknown_0815]

That is a real idiot with no control about himself.

[@Flandre-Scarlet]

Bet he was an ubereats or grubhub driver

[@LHyoutube]

@@Flandre-Scarlet - Nah, that was clearly his own house.

[@TheGuider]

I can feel him dude. Sometimes that one little slip is all it takes to unleash the packed tension you had inside. You suddenly forget how hungry you are and the money it cost - you just wanna kick the fucking thing.

[@Dannysoutherner]

Logically true. Looks like it mostly could be salvaged. He could have been at the end of a shitty day and sometimes temper gets away from us, especially in this age where it looks like our world is falling apart around us. So many people are scared and angry all the time.

[@LHyoutube]

Why the hell do so many people go to drive-through safari parks when they are terrified of getting close to hungry animals?! 😂

[@bacilluscereus1299]

But how else would one get ' terrified of getting close to hungry animals' otherwise❓ The one the got me was the woman exclaiming she would never go to Africa again as the zebra has its face torn off by a Kroc.

[@shogotube]

For fun?

[@Rattenhoofd]

Also some of them are just tagging along, or don't expect animals to suddenly stick their head in the car.

[@paolodimaio1095]

Because they are idiots!

[@lancerevell5979]

Because.... Disney has taught them that all wild animals are our furry friends. 🙄

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

6:10 dude had the most "I'm gonna pretend not to care" look I've ever seen.

[@racemup7935]

5:02 How many brain cells does one have to possess to stand where he is while she's swinging a golf club?

[@finnolino337]

idk like 3?

[@fuzA3]

8:58 is prime example of why you shouldn't give in to peer pressure. The same people that are cheering for this guys burnout, cheer even louder when the cop comes to bust him.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@dancoulson6579 You blamed your friend because you went against your own judgement--? Your friend was right. Nothing bad happened.

[@kingmichaeln1]

@@RideAcrossTheRiver you don’t consider losing something bad?

[@Wisdomlies]

​@@kingmichaeln1 An item can be replaced, a bond with someone cannot. She lost out on friendship with someone who actually most likely cared about them, over something that she can replace and has momentary value. The things you hold dear like money and iphones disappeared and one day won't join you in Heaven after you die. But your friendships and bonds with others, they go beyond death. Decide what is more valuable, a thing that will disappear and lose value, or a relationship with someone who actually cares that you exist?

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@kingmichaeln1 The guy blamed his friend because the guy went against his own judgement and changed his own mind for himself? The friend was right. Nothing bad happened. The guy didn't lose anything except his good sense.

[@carsonhunt4642]

@@dancoulson6579 Sounds like you didn’t take common sense pre caution about gravity and physics and didn’t secure you’re belongings like you should have, yet blame your friend? Going on a roller coaster isn’t w reckless trouble, it’s just a ride. I believe OP was referring to peer pressure into doing something stupid, not peer pressure into doing normal things you didn’t personally want to do much.

[@stvbrsn]

“That… box of trash” clearly did not like being called a box of trash one bit.

[@Ic3h0rnEt14]

9:19 is actually super impressive

[@gnats32]

Yeah wait where is this girl and why aren't we seeing more of her?

[@urgaydemise]

The fact that most of what that guy dropped was still salvageable but he started kicking and throwing stuff, must've already been having a bad day. The drinks weren't even spilling yet and he only lost a few fries lol.

[@ludicrous7044]

Half of what you see on KZbin is staged or downright garbage 🗑️

[@VinnieG-]

like a full portion of fries on the floor and I think his hamburger carton thingy also opened

[@Sashazur]

Or he was a man baby

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@VinnieG- it OpEnEd?!? bfd

[@tranz2deep]

The skateboarder just after the six-minute mark... I loved it. The man was chill with it, just walking off with a shrug because these things just happen. And we of the FailArmy audience know he's right!

[@jmi5969]

Reminds me of a Sean Connery episode: - Dude, you f-d up your Ferrari! - It wasn't mine.

[@glennmuir5617]

Ha, he tried to shrug it off but you could tell by his face that it was eating him up inside.

[@Coastfog]

He had more reason to go apeshit than any of those who trew a trantrum but he kept his cool and accepted his lot. Many could learn a lesson from that fella.

[@normalhuman9260]

The way she goes.

[@wohlhabendermanager]

Exactly. Sure he was disappointed he lost his board, but what are you gonna do about it? I am sure skateboarders trash many boards in their lifes.

[@raed.gilani]

4:17 My life in a single video.

[@perryrush6563]

0:40 horse is thinking "is that my feed bucket? Why are you putting my plate upside down on the floor? Great! Now what?"

[@chrishubbard64]

I will never find the safari screamers any less baffling. They are literally holding food to call the animals over with for the express purpose of them doing exactly what they are doing and when it happens they start screaming like a bunch of ninnies.

[@ludicrous7044]

😅The sign says DONT feed the animals for a reason!!

[@someonessidechannel1485]

@@ludicrous7044 actually im pretty sure all of those clips are from "drive through safaris" which... aren't in africa and are like a gimmick of a zoo. they have bowls of birdseed or bags of peanuts for the express purpose of getting to feed the animals, which is also why said animals are so confident they can stick their entire head and neck into the vehicle

[@AsToldbyCharlotte]

I hope the guy that kicked his McDonalds looked back at his video and realized he could have totally salvaged some of it if he didn’t kick it off his porch 😂

[@tactileslut]

Presume it's not his, and he's just the Uber Eats guy.

[@MrYfrank14]

Looked liked he could have saved 90% of it.

[@AsToldbyCharlotte]

@@tactileslut there’s a full video of it where he walks into the house right after so it is his. Definitely wouldn’t be cool to throw the sprite all over the customers door 💀🤣

[@tactileslut]

@@AsToldbyCharlotte Thanks, Charlotte. Clipping the context changes the perception.

[@MrYfrank14]

I assumed it was a delivery guy because I couldn't believe the guy would destroy his own food .

[@luke7542]

Why is there 40% reuploaded content on this video 😭😭

[@kevinminozzii2740]

I was just going to comment on the same thing. 😅

[@gav1233]

If you want new content, just watch the new fails of the week compilations.

[@marekfiferna]

That's an improvement compared to the typical 80%...

[@LHyoutube]

I mean it is a compilation isn't it?

[@Guttergirl182]

Because u watch too much?😅

[@nick8841]

That guy with the Mcdonald's rage... My dude, it's good. Nothing actually happened to the food. Proceeds to boot it across the footpath

[@bartsshorts]

he thinks hes too good for food on the floor

[@waynepantry7023]

Best thing to do to that overpriced junk kids food . . .

[@shaunnesbit1698]

seconds later his big wife came out and kicked his ass and sent him back to McDonalds

[@ChaoChao0071]

4:26 Out of all the clips, this is for some reason the one that makes me cry tears of laughter. I think it's the way he trips with the camera still on his face, and how his hat bounces back in place like a cartoon.

[@hammadafzaal9351]

Totally agree

[@TheRealTruth06]

Same

[@netherfreakultima4498]

2:30 Where'd she fall?

[@dankubus1633]

For some of these, I could only ask the people, "What else did you think would happen?" For example: Apply shaver to hair: Head goes bald there. Throw ball hard at mirror: mirror breaks. Pull jar off running blender: liquid sprays everywhere. Charge into open door of expensive car with excessive force: car body gets damaged. (Someone there had the gall to ask, "What the...?", as if bewildered by the principles of physics.) Place cell phone directly on pool table to record shot: cell phone gets hit. For others, I can see how the result could escape the anticipation of the victim (for example, "I MADE A MISTAKE!!!" at 4:48). But for these above, I can only think that the people who did them could have had NO OTHER OBJECT in mind than the result that we saw, only to act shocked that they happened!

[@Tom-ok2rh]

And what did the guy expect would happen standing next to his girlfriend swinging a golf club?🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@dankubus1633]

@@Tom-ok2rh Oh, I totally agree! I had to do a bunch of narrowing down of the stupidest ones. Still, for most of these, I can sort of see how a negligent person simply let his/her guard down, clearly not thinking about the consequences. The guy next to the golfer just wanted to watch up close, not thinking about the backswing. The speeding motorcycle was truly idiotic, but still, if he had known he would hit a car, he wouldn't have done that. The girl who spilled water on her jigsaw puzzle TWICE just didn't think things through. But as for the ones in my original post, they HAD to foresee what the result would be, yet they acted shocked anyway!

[@hemlockVape]

It's mind-numbing to see people apply *ZERO* consideration or forethought to basic tasks, let alone for important/valuable things 😢😂🤷🏽‍♂️

[@frankypolglish]

Simple answer all democrats🤦‍♀️

[@Boss_Tanaka]

Apply shaver to hair: he expected his hair to be shorter but he wrongly set the hair clipper .(may be staged) Throw ball hard at mirror: it was a rage move. Did not aim the mirror on purpose Charge into door of expensive car: the guy is drunk. He doesn’t expect anything from anything Place cellphone on the pool table: what were the odds? He expected everything else

[@darkheartrjdyosn6345]

1:58 initially thought the noise was coming from the bird...nope it's coming from The dude😂

[@declamatory]

3:00 - I tried to buy a motorcycle once, but, they wouldn't let me because they said my IQ wasn't low enough.

[@Tom-ok2rh]

Pretty dumb racing towards an intersection like that..no surprise it happened

[@nateobrien354]

Did you believe them?

[@Bmax86]

*love that u guys are still making videos💯🔥*

[@bruh-ks2xg]

Bro stop botting comments

[@al1383]

Dude dropping McDonalds on the porch. I felt your pain

[@adipsous]

Yeah, but I also think: Moron. Just pay attention. It's not that hard. Just pay attention.

[@christian10697]

I was legit eating McD's while watching that.

[@elijahjones51]

@@adipsous look out everybody, adipsous always pays attention never making mistakes

[@lucaspoon4202]

I also feel the regret he must've felt later realizing 80% of that food was still salvageable

[@Boss_Tanaka]

At he end of the day dude skipped a McDonald meal. He actually improved his health. Good karma on him

[@AnkerPeet]

6:45 why does is sound like he's singing a song? haha I can't stop watching that part.

[@dingdingdingdiiiiing]

0:32 gender reveal: congratulations, it's a shrek

[@wil942]

Where have the “No one was hurt” disclaimers gone

[@Thatsme849]

several people were definitely hurt here lol

[@luke7542]

Would be annoying if it comes back 😂

[@kaseyod113]

They couldn’t keep lying like that 😂

[@gav1233]

I guess they can be monetized without them.

[@reciklaza]

Everybody hurts sometimes

[@crabbieappleton]

6:27: not a fail. That was just mean.

[@tyc0746]

The full clip shows you the big crack in the TV that he made when he threw the controller down...for some reason FailArmy edited the 'fail' ending out!?!?!?!

[@nkran3507]

A great fail in their relationship though

[@clinthowe7629]

yeah, that’s a possible domestic violence scenario.

[@Zyk0th]

@@tyc0746 They cut out that part of the video? That's a fail for FailArmy. I thought it was uploaded because it was a stupid "prank" to unplug your boyfriend's video game console while he's playing it. Cutting out the damage to the TV is like telling a joke but leaving out the punchline.

[@TehWhiteTiger]

Painting the inside of your eyelid, what could go wrong.

[@jennatodd9396]

8:28 the number three shows up twice.

[@al1383]

Hopefully the car wasn't to blame for pulling out in front of SPEEDING motorcycle

[@micbroc6435]

Depending on the state the car could be found 100% at fault. State of Wa for example is like that. If you were making a left turn and something happened you’ll be at fault and getting at least one ticket.

[@chribm]

Totally the bikers fault. He darted out at high speed and clearly wasn't paying attention. I am a biker (50+ years) and he was just plain stupid.

[@brittanylyles8285]

40mph is hardly speeding, car was 100% at fault making a left turn and not having right away

[@micbroc6435]

@@chribm I am a biker as well but in some jurisdictions if you are making a left hand turn nothing else matters. I think he is 100% at fault but what matters is how the law is worded.

[@Sovietghostdivision]

I'm glad the biker is OK but still think it was his fault

[@mightyjoe57]

The amount of people who's temper tantrums just make their situation worse is staggering.

[@shaunnesbit1698]

grew up watching my dad do that everyday he used to get his ass kicked by stuff that could not fight back, what a riot

[@kenetickups6146]

some people live on the end of their rope

[@gb7702]

He wasn't McHappy when dropped his McHungery 😂

[@marknixon5732]

The one on the motorcycle did it to himself. I dont feel pity for ignorance. Obey the road laws.

[@Tom-ok2rh]

Let’s see..I’ll haul ass in a motorcycle towards an intersection and it should be ok..🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@jdsim9173]

03:09 Got what they deserved for accelerating like that.

[@Gibbs-rq4yg]

He tried to beat the red light and lost. Thats my guess

[@macbook802]

He probably still blames the other guy

[@1891nharas]

That's why I hate those guys

[@CloneBiker]

Insurance ruled other driver at fault

[@guitarbage86]

@@CloneBiker yeah well when has an insurance company ever made the right call? they probably took one look at the idiot kid on his little bicycle and thought there's no way he can afford the out of pocket

[@pjotrtje0NL]

7:29 and this is why I refuse to exercise with elastic bands!

[@Lunarpollo5622]

Same

[@skylined5534]

1:26 Karma like a bolt of lightning 😂

[@cranbers]

the food was salvagable until he started kicking it lmao.

[@alexkobs9313]

Speaking of instant regret, does anyone here remember these scare cam videos? Because I remember one in which this guy dressed as ghost face and scared a cop by jumping out at him and screaming. And then the cop arrested him. Anyone here remember that? Also, that biker at 3:01 was an idiot.

[@MrYfrank14]

1:37- love this one. Most of the food can be saved, but he just has to destroy all of it.

[@erintyres3609]

Please note that he is not an Uber Eats delively driver. Somehow I felt a little better when I realized that he is smashing his own that he paid for.

[@stephensnell5707]

​@@erintyres3609you mean delivery

[@TornadoElle_]

Whenever I see that damn short bridge I'm like "oh God here we go again"

[@jorgepobletesaavedra3222]

The horse at 0:46: are you serious?

[@dahemac]

0:17 11'-8"! That is an ancient clip. That bridge was raised ages ago.

[@mjolnir9160]

1:34 that kick was understandable lol

[@JamesFromTexas]

I learned long ago that if you're doing anything in or around open water, if something isn't tethered to you or a solid object, be prepared to never see that thing again.

[@gregggoss2210]

The guy that dropped the McDonald's food, that would be my reaction, only about tenfold.

[@loganmalough2379]

2:18 buddy, you could either buy a better chair or have fewer delicious things in your kitchen. Pick one

[@fclancy2724]

The dustpan and brush are kept on hand for sweeping up all the food crumbs left on the floor around that chair every day.

[@twolip7540]

4:44 - “I made a mistake!” ☠️

[@swithinbarclay4797]

09:32, ya just gotta love it, how the doggie's tellin' everyone about it! He's tellin' us what fools humans often are. Or, is that doggie laughter?

[@macbook802]

3:05 probably still thinks he's a great rider

[@CloneBiker]

Insurance ruled the other driver at fault if I remember this one correctly

[@Phil_Official]

3:50 THANK YOU for the subtitles there. I couldn´t have followed the storyline otherwise

[@niles8102]

If someone ever unplugged my game system, instant break-up.

[@Batters56]

0:17 that’s into Darwin Award territory. That would have been some concussion.

[@arthurwright255]

HAHA @3:08 was too funny the way he got up and started running had me rolling!! 😂😂😂

[@nhldude7866]

some humans are built diffrent🤣💯

[@neoaliphant]

Yep, what an idiot to drive that fast and reckless, hope his bike got completely trashed....

[@AdamTheFirstMan868]

5:42 How did that guy not see the glass separating them?

[@flipflopping]

This is arguably one of Fail Army's BEST videos....real pain, real anguish, real frustration....and REALLY dumb people. Can you think of a better way to start the day? I think not.

[@TheRealSkeletor]

*NO ONE WAS HARMED*

[@patbluetree4636]

@@TheRealSkeletor That's a shame, they might have learned something.

[@drdabsmore945]

​@@patbluetree4636 Agreed. Next time you speed, hopefully you wreck and get hurt so you'll learn your lesson.

[@karmakittenz69]

I will never understand people destroying their food when they trip. It's still in the bag/ wrapper. Dude didn't even drop the drinks. Nope, gonna trash it all in a tantrum......

[@shaunnesbit1698]

yeah then got his ass kicked by his big huge wife and sent back to McDonalds

[@jyesucevitz]

10:20 I'm willing to bet real money that guy booked that specific trip to see that specific animal just so he could record himself asking: "what day is it?" and I'll bet he arranged it for a Wednesday too.

[@patmygroin]

Either way, I loved it 🤣😂🤣🐪

[@renesauer872]

Is that a reference to something?

[@nosyboyxd422]

3:12 bro recovered 💀

[@SolanVK]

7:28 The slap was so hard he started laggin😂😂

[@codyhiatt4760]

OG failarmy had people breaking bones and getting impaled. Those are "fails that hurt to watch" these fails are mostly just mild inconveniences

[@amillionmileride]

Welcome to new KZbin TOS…

[@drdabsmore945]

You liked it better when people were getting impaled? That says a lot about you.

[@unspartanmas7990]

4:25 this was totally my favorite one. The way he suddenly slaps on the thing is very hilarious P.D: Poor guy honestly

[@stephensnell5707]

You mean favourite(there is a u in the word favourite)

[@jeffsmith3132]

Man just pick up the McDonald’s bro

[@user-uv5nc4yh2j]

0:41 It' s just brilliant! I almost chocked on my tea.

[@FBI_VAL]

0:14 WAS INSANE BRO BECAME A CAR WHEEL

[@ragnarravnulv8870]

1:34 has anger issues. it's just some food calm down.

[@SEEYAIAYE]

01:34 Man my heart goes out.

[@mikeyh0]

Trip over own feet, blame food, kick food into the dirt, have no food.

[@patrickfreeman205]

The yacht crashing reminded me of Caddyshack.

[@Tom-ok2rh]

“Hey, you scratched my anchor”🤣🤣🤣I thought the exact same..what a classic film.

[@angelinatorres5065]

1:20 in tears 🤣

[@memorycard1000]

2:06 That looked clean. Keep going. 💪

[@domimburgia935]

0:59 That reminds me of that part from stepbrothers. Hey do you like guacamole OH MY BRENNAN!!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@dancepiglover]

When the cue ball came toward the camera, I actually jumped. 😆

[@Seanmm8855]

02:15 the amount of filth that was on his socks was incredible!!!

[@Markus_Andrew]

Man, how many Penski trucks have been can-opened by that bridge?

[@davidcopplestone6266]

Less get opened now. They raised it 8 inches.

[@WarpigA23]

@@davidcopplestone6266 less... but still far from zero!

[@yporuchlife2696]

Это Крик мужика или Гуся 😂🤣 1:57

[@StrangeNative69]

The golf club to the face reminded me of why I didn't play catcher in softball until I knew the person would hold on to the bat

[@Tom-ok2rh]

Not the most brilliant place to stand either what did he expect?

[@jackdoe552]

2:56 I never tire of the footy-with-the-paper-roll-and bang-foot genre.

[@ConnorMiller417]

1:13 LIMU EMU…..and Doug! 😎

[@Little_Nose]

8:28 When you see someone who has more money than common sense

[@GordonHeaney]

Yep.....I was asking myself what the hell he was trying to do in the first place

[@vvti18]

4:27 had me dying, he never dropped the camera for the perfect flollow through

[@stephensnell5707]

You mean follow,get your spelling correct

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@stephensnell5707 put a space after your comma.

[@magicmulder]

4:20 is why I only allow closed receptacles on my work desk - either a water bottle I can screw shut or my closable fitness bottle.

[@jimmywolf8396]

0:02 - My condolences

[@jonathanrios8316]

Omg hahahaha yo 4:25 had me cracking up. Was not expecting that what so ever. "That. . . Box of trash-" *slips *CRASH* "BURGH!!" Had me dying. Hope that dude is alright after that

[@velvet_Overkill]

3:42 seeing an ARRI fall to ground is probably the scariest thing in this entire video

[@elsieellis3800]

The pilot landing on the roadway was definitely not a failure....he saved his own life and perhaps the life of a passenger in Fails of the week.

[@csaba5415]

Dude walks out into the forest with one goal: i’m going to swing on that branch and be cool and swing onto that other smaller branch and probably finish off with a backflip. If future was this easy to predict.

[@chadmagnus5850]

I could feel the pain of some of these 😂

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

Every grown adult should know not to turn your back on the ocean, ever!

[@clinthowe7629]

Guy who lost his skateboard, magnet fishing! 😂

[@deutschewildsau1879]

Warum Läuft der bei 7:58 min weißes zeug aus der Nase????

[@ViralBearTV]

amazing..good job

[@RNGclips_]

Hello

[@dove3853]

Remember that the Lord Jesus Christ died on a cross for you because He loves you so much. He then rose up from the dead three days later The Ten Commandments are called the moral law, (most of us are lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart and deserve hell) you and I broke the law, Jesus paid the fine. That’s what happened on that cross. By believing that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead 3 days later and not just confessing your sin, but also repenting of all sin you have done and putting all your trust in Him in prayer, He will grant you everlasting life as a free gift

[@lextreasure5537]

That McDonald’s was still good….he was already having a bad day😢

[@GarrettsGear]

The McDonald's one really hit home... i feel that.

[@vitornoga12]

0:09 deu sorte... o cara está maluco!

[@DT-hp8de]

The horse was like "you good?" LOL

[@NOOBNOOB007]

those K2 skates he had are badass. too bad he won't be needing anything other than pink quads from now on with a tutu

[@kukmica6422]

Oldies but goldies! Anyway, thanks for sharing.

[@megaflux7144]

that dude was mc pissed!

[@daysofgreenday65]

"Three......three.....one"?! 😆

[@CovidConQuitTheCensorship]

The dude who jumped on the bunk bed and fell through 🤣

[@MrSinister__99]

So the guy around the 5:10 who gets hit in the head with the golf club deserved that..