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[@Seabacon346]

1:35 That’s disgusting. He just contaminated the whole thing

[@seamus6994]

Kids shouldn't be hired for any type of food service or catering.

[@lizbethrodriguezvillela2663]

@@seamus6994 doesn't seem like he was hire though. just a dumbass who was there

[@mikedown1250]

Chocolate fountains are gross .

[@free4fire]

@@seamus6994 That looks like a buffet so he ain't working there and from the stories I heard there's also more than enough adults who are just as nasty as kids. Personally I stay away from any food place in which the general public has access to and can temper with the food and where I can't personally clean it before consuming it.

[@DrTomFox]

1:35 I really hope he got charged with something for this. I cannot describe how much I hate this behavior.

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Hate it 💯💯💯

[@favoritemustard3542]

*Don't mess with ppl's food!!*

[@keithjacobson1640]

I absolutely agree.

[@Stronggi]

Agreed. Now your freaking saliva and hair is in the food that everyone will eat? Literally deserves a fine or jail

[@childress2931]

Agreed. It’s so disrespectful.

[@ebenerzdrache1584]

15:12 That guy speaks German. He says "Soll ich Stunt machen?" - "Should I do a stunt?". He's not saying "Was I a stud muffin." xD

[@miloradvlaovic]

ROFL at whoever put the text 😂

[@shishinonaito]

FailArmy failing at languages that are not English is a classic a this point

[@donniev8181]

Does it matter? It's a fail either way grammar nazi

[@tigergreg8]

It seem to fit so well into the video clip.

[@Zyk0th]

@@shishinonaito They're not great at English either from what I've seen.

[@conjam86]

the three red cars destroying themselves had me in stitches lol.. wtf

[@shxdow9807]

9:02 plot twist: *the fish is named jimmy*

[@Lwah0812]

😂😂😂

[@BaldEagle7744]

Mr beast?

[@shxdow9807]

@@BaldEagle7744 I think so :0

[@BaldEagle7744]

@@shxdow9807 haha

[@rexythedinosaur7693]

1:35 this is the reason why my Golden Corral removed the chocolate fountain.

[@TiengChim6688]

Great

[@strix.1]

Works so much better on a Slurpee Machine!

[@krashd]

If it's your Golden Corral can't you just put it back?

[@BalanceEnergy888]

😂😂

[@thuphamthi5290]

Is it really yours?

[@eladiaSines]

1:35 I will never eat from a chocolate fountain again…

[@krashd]

I know, I hate these disgusting rats who don't care about hygiene.

[@albeit1]

Yeah. Because bugs haven’t been landing on them all along.

[@derBenIsPlaying]

@@albeit1 Bugs are fine, it's human saliva that taints stuff. And that one person upvoted your uneducated comment shows how lost people are these days.

[@Mr.FunnyShortsVideo-ri2un]

I won't be back either...

[@MikoYotsuya292]

That part wasn't even remotely funny, just disgusting and rude

[@Dharzjinion]

Famous last words: JIMMY NOOOO!!!

[@davidcopplestone6266]

3:45 This brings "Trouser Snake" to whole new level.

[@sirenknight8007]

I like your comment better than mine, lol

[@POVFlop]

😂

[@TMaxMoment]

I admit it: this was one heck of a compilation. Well done

[@ultimatez1]

@davidcopplestone6266 he was definitely working with a monster there. 🤣

[@Mr.FunnyShortsVideo-ri2un]

Yes 😎😎

[@seyeruoynepotsuj]

What speaks to me most at 15:38 is you can tell that lad speaks like his father. The concern and care he shows when his (presumable) father takes a fall has clearly been shown to him in similar situations. Love seeing good people make good people.

[@Altair885]

The guy at 3:45. Now he can honestly claim that he's got a big snake in his pants! 😂

[@aidan.w2355]

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me 😂

[@feynthefallen]

I can not believe how many people in gyms don't set their safety bars right. Lifting without safety bars is a darwin award waiting to happen. Update: In case you don't Lift and don't know what safety bars are, they are structures that keep the weights from crushing you if something goes awry. Ever wonder why weight discs get bigger in diameter before they get thicker? Their radius is your last line of defense in case you drop them and end up under them. That's why power lifters can make do without extra safety bars, but f you do, for instance, squats or bench presses however, you HAVE to have safety bars in place to keep the weights from crushing you if you end up under it.

[@Toodustydownthere]

I can't believe how many adults in these video, only kids do these stupid things in my country😂

[@favoritemustard3542]

@Tood considering these are from all over the World... you sure?

[@youtubenutzer5482]

You just need to become stronger.

[@junesuprise]

Man that’s one dumb comment Damn

[@feynthefallen]

@@youtubenutzer5482 Strong enough to take a 400lb impact to the spine? That was a VERY dumb thing to say...

[@breakingqueengrace]

12:27 this man just watched his whole bank account flash before his eyes for a second there.

[@BulletC12]

4:22 this was life giving them the sign to stop drinking that night😂😂

[@Akash-zw1jn]

5:01 that's some friendship 😂😂😂

[@Anonymous-cn6zl]

Such a wholesome clip 😁

[@mlaprarie]

3:45 "Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

[@LHyoutube]

5:25 - That noise was more cartoonish than the actual noises in real cartoons! 😂

[@yuriski1]

10:15 It wasn't enough for dudes to ruin one car. Not enough to ruin 2 cars. No, they needed to ruin 3 cars.

[@eugenedowns2563]

9:07 always make me happy when the fish gets away!

[@SDFNI3894YR]

this is not 'alpha bro' vid. this is 'why men die earlier than women' vid.

[@failarmy]

good note

[@franck3279]

Anyways, for biologists, the ’alpha male’ is the father teaching by example.

[@Cheerios3000]

@@franck3279 For programmers, alpha is the worst version of software. Needs to be improved and updated to function 😆

[@jessec4677]

@@failarmy This is why Gen Alpha doesn't know what the hell Alpha or Sigma means 😂

[@wonkawilly1123]

​@@Cheerios3000it is also pretty rare to find an alpha male among the progammers

[@ultimatez1]

Spider bro at 4:03 needs some milk. Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂 That head wobble though.

[@laurenk1766]

A CB3 fan?

[@RatherBeRestoring]

@7:45 gotta give credit for going for the grind on a Lime scooter while wearing a sports coat & khakis. Failed miserably but he tried

[@thuphamthi5290]

Rất nhiều điều trong số này có thể tránh được bằng cách tự kiềm chế và đối xử tôn trọng với người khác.

[@AVM26]

1:49 From monocycle to monoball.

[@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork]

5:14 that was such an expensive failure, OMG 😁😂

[@danielmurilooliveiraprado2871]

And the dude who broke it looked like he didn't care.

[@SceneArtisan]

14:14 isn't a fail, that's winning,.. he's braver than many other dudes for ignoring the potential ignominy from bigots who'd use a cheap, snide sexist comments to mock him or indeed the women. Dude, you go do that again and again, rock on!

[@TiengChim6688]

Agree, he is very brave.

[@Ysckemia]

agreed. it doesn't matter if he does the moves right or wrong, he's improving his cardio anyway.

[@andrewvelonis5940]

It's a fail because he gave up.

[@Ysckemia]

@@andrewvelonis5940 i'm choosing to believe that he needed a sip of water.😊

[@shishinonaito]

It is indeed a fail. He's really bad at it and he ended up fleeing

[@dialedinGandC]

9:21 that's a win.

[@TiengChim6688]

An upside down bicycle kick and a goal

[@radarlockeify]

The 'Why did I do that' Chromosome 😅

[@avalonjustin]

In man's search for excitement, many mistakes are made.

[@InfiniteUploads2024]

What's up with men and their sus pfps 🤦‍♂️

[@avalonjustin]

@@InfiniteUploads2024 What does "pfps" mean?

[@thuphamthi5290]

Every mistake is a lesson learned every day.

[@chloesandler]

@@avalonjustin profile pictures

[@duncananderson22]

7:50 bro fell like a pencil 💀

[@TiengChim6688]

Even the fence was bent

[@CalebJones1]

good comment

[@damianop100]

The last clip was my favorite. It shows all you'll ever need to know about the human species. 😊

[@favoritemustard3542]

Walking your pets & politely breaking wind outdoors? That's a nice thought! 👍

[@war_robots7911]

Free advice: never lick a chocolate fountain with your tongue

[@Goldenwhatever]

3:10 Bro was about a hundred pounds past his limit

[@Stone8roke]

The three cars in the garage is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[@cartman2dk]

none of them had the skills to do what they tried to do. thats actually impressive.

[@Tassie85]

A hat trick of a fail. A thing of great, stupid beauty.

[@Stone8roke]

Truly marvellous

[@TehButterflyEffect]

The real fail there was the rice burners. Not a single nice car in the garage.

[@Vincent_Beers]

You've lived a very sheltered life if that's the best thing you've ever seen.

[@crazylegs8774]

A great writer said: I'm stupid. I know I'm stupid. But when I look around... I know I'm good.

[@microbuilder]

What a perfect final video clip lol

[@davidtaylor1299]

@4:32 I'm still impressed at how high he got.

[@TiengChim6688]

Me too

[@pandumiharja6769]

2:42 that guy needs an anger management theraphy

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

5:26 that sound is so comedic 😂

[@danielklimovich]

Sounded like a cartoon 😂

[@christophermoore6110]

The guy who stepped on his golf club has ISSUES bruh

[@robertmckinney1898]

The 3 cars in the garage, muah perfect !

[@FreedomVoice365]

Alpha? Just Bros.

[@ScottS-sc4rx]

Yeah. Not really seeing where the alpha enters into this.

[@ReddFoxx1562]

​@ScottS-sc4rx ...they're attempting to show off as if they are, obviously.

[@FreedomVoice365]

@@ReddFoxx1562 A few, not all.

[@he_was_a_skater_dog]

Yep, I was thinking exactly that. Some of the clips are dudes just playing sports (which makes me alpha so I don't know how to feel about this revelation).

[@ReddFoxx1562]

@@he_was_a_skater_dog someone recording themselves playing sports is obviously done just for attention

[@BeeMax88]

Every workplace blunder here is a scene worthy of a comedy award!

[@cynomain9802]

I don't think breaking an iPhone after using it as a bottle opener is covered in your warranty...

[@mary-ruthprinsen2016]

Definitely not

[@JAW-i5z]

They all made me laugh but the pizza one. That made me cry.

[@Grom76300]

10:55 Secured way to do this training. Kudos to him.

[@Lwah0812]

I was equally proud of him and equally disappointed, still not sure which one wins.

[@13orrax]

whats it like being a dentist or ER nurse and watching this?

[@Lwah0812]

The sound of money💰💰 🏦

[@DarkcIoud1111.]

Some of these are like "What did you expect to happen?"

[@Nobody-jo3tv]

1:36 non-potable water lol

[@TiengChim6688]

:v

[@50kArchipelagos]

How does a person ever find all this stuff. So very much work. Much appreciated that you bring much needed laughter.

[@RB-bd5tz]

No work at all. People submit their videos.

[@jonas90.]

That office wreck with the balls probably got the guy fired xD

[@cskfans229]

11:26 what happened...?

[@nealsmith1649]

I thought the same thing. Dude is out there trying to better himself. That isn't "dumb" at all.

[@donniev8181]

He wasn't actually lifting weights in a steady routine, he was just bending his arms in different directions

[@Vincent_Beers]

Light weight and just waving his arms around. You can tell it's too light for it to be effective. He's not going far enough or long enough to be using it for stretching and he's not lifting with enough weight to require effort, so no muscle gain. And he's sure not practicing for good form. So if he's getting no practical muscle gain, no valid stretch and no practice experience for good technique, what's he doing? Failing to accomplish anything. He would get more exercise from walking than just flailing his arms around like that.

[@krashd]

@@Vincent_Beers People like you are why folks are afraid to go the gym these days, if they aren't perfect right off the bat they get ridiculed. You need to do better.

[@Markus_Andrew]

3:07 I like how the other guy runs to check on the bike instead of his friend. Priorities, right? 😂

[@franck3279]

Maybe he was just a potential buyer of the bike

[@donniev8181]

That's what friends are for!

[@fftves39]

Lots of expensive failures in this video 🤣

[@JonasC22]

that kid at the chocolate fountain makes me so mad 😡 he taints the whole thing this is why we cant have nice things

[@jamespatrick1784]

This is why aliens don’t want to make contact with us. I’m sure most of these Zetas are single too. 🤣🤣

[@TiengChim6688]

Maybe so :v

[@ILIE888ROMANIA]

Best ending

[@TiengChim6688]

yes

[@RabidSquirrelX]

bro screaming in pain.. *nobody got hurt*

[@donniev8181]

Such an original comment

[@WesternIssue]

I can not believe how many people in gyms don't set their safety bars right. Lifting without safety bars is a darwin award waiting to happen.📢

[@FlameDarkfire]

9:08 and you will remember this day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Minnow!

[@Dragon2220]

15:12 the bros sounding like Beavis and Butthead.

[@clinthowe7629]

11:15 pretty decent drive, it didn’t hook or slice, just straight down the glass fairway. 😂

[@donniev8181]

That and it was 6 feet off the ground

[@laniakeasupercluster4848]

is it no surprise that so many of these are a result of people being drunk lmao

[@Vincent_Beers]

Drunk and stupid, it requires both. Drunk and smart just stay home and chill with the vibe. Drunk and stupid have to experiment with their limits.

[@HVT-IncredibleMomentsUS]

At 1:07, they were about to grab their laptop, but it was washed away into nothingness.

[@TiengChim6688]

Say goodbye

[@franck3279]

Probably a dead laptop already. Guy on the boat wanted to save it for a second take, guy on the board opted for a banger 3nding instead.

[@BaldEagle7744]

I love how he just causally accepted his fate and closed it 😂😂😂

[@pureheartedassassin8865]

0:33 what in the hell world is thatt??? Is that animal intestine???

[@Phoenix-kn8uk]

8:35 honestly that was a pretty nice save.

[@A.R.C.77]

Shes definitely a keeper only cares for the lambo

[@dougupah8778]

probably a rental

[@robinhatsose]

0:07 He didnt even try to hit it lmao

[@TiengChim6688]

haha

[@yaolofe3852]

​@@TiengChim6688 That Was Fast!!!!!

[@jerrodbroholm4338]

My favorite was the guy who went for the backflip off the hover board. He was soooo close to making it.

[@bobknip]

I get the use of ads, but having breaks every 2-3 minutes is rough.

[@darrenlee7080]

At 5:55 into the video, when the man falls into the water. That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Unfortunate but hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@Redfleminem]

Why are there people who hit golf balls towards buildings, cars and other clearly breakable items? What do they think is going to happen? The ball evaporates before hitting something? There’s absolutely zero logic behind it.

[@miguelrivoch]

06:00 contagious laughter

[@funnylife3697]

6:30 This was probably the worst dinner ever

[@drskynet]

For the "real tough guys", they still had enough humility and self-mockery to share it on the Web 👍🤣

[@TiengChim6688]

:v

[@franck3279]

More likely their bros not missing an opportunity to trash one another

[@drskynet]

@@franck3279 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RaphaElezZ]

0:07 Bro Took Tidal Wave To A New Level

[@thuphamthi5290]

Rất nhiều điều trong số này có thể tránh được bằng cách tự kiềm chế và đối xử tôn trọng với người khác.

[@Spam-defence-2]

Bro died at 97% let's give him respect

[@RaphaElezZ]

@@Spam-defence-2 RIP

[@captainwin6333]

@@thuphamthi5290 Not on the alpha-bro agenda I'm afraid.

[@TiengChim6688]

Did anyone notice that when he fell down, his hair came out like he was playing rock music?

[@user-po7iv4ni3o]

The unicycle pedal grind... I was dreaming about that one as a kid.

[@MOHAWKris8]

EWW! BROTHER! EWW! Who sticks their Broccoli in Chocolate!?😂😂😂

[@pjousma]

8:03 that's the best splash sfx I've heard in years, that's worth money haha and that fish is like: "yea haha, this is my chance to escape."

[@BobTheBlue]

So many contenders for the Darwin Awards

[@slunasaurusrex]

10:23 is the front end of that car made of tin foil!? never seen so much damage from a 0.05 mph bump on the nose.

[@splatninja9447]

I'm just impressed it's two out of three cars going to crap in one clip 😂

[@HtxHenry]

I’m trying to understand what was the move for them like what were they trying to accomplish

[@xavier84623]

@@HtxHenry ikr. i guess they were all gona rev their engines then come out the garages together?

[@Label07]

Idiocracy is a historical account of what's to come.

[@Vincent_Beers]

History is the past. Prediction is the future. And with mistakes like yours, we're on the way there.

[@stacy8915]

Exactly why women live longer

[@olvialee7221]

Nice ending! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@craftystarky]

4.59 ……is that marge Simpson 😂😂

[@TLFailsMoment]

Watching these Alpha Bro fails is like seeing the evolution of bad decisions in real-time! 💪😆

[@debskeith]

What makes any of them alpha?

[@failarmy]

agreed

[@tkps]

Coz they were brave enough to post themselves looking like complete prats?

[@user-ot5xs6li8t]

They're not you

[@MOHAWKris8]

Alphabet people silly pants!

[@Bbfishman]

whoever titled this video should look up the meaning of "alpha"

[@xitixreacts]

looks like the one who titled is a man hater!?

[@TiristorCro]

These fails just pissed me off

[@captaincatho]

I’m happy for jimmy

[@NetFunDaily]

1:49 Watch out, or you might miss out on future Father's Days 🤣

[@steveknight8132]

Blurring out the images of alcohol only makes it more obvious!

[@Scrobbles]

Those were great, I’d forgotten I had already seen 95% of them before

[@sams-pg7hj]

was that pizza cut into slices before baking? who does that?

[@donniev8181]

Places that sell pizza by the slice, he was probably warming up someone's order

[@smokingasteroid]

I physically felt the first clip.

[@TitouFromMars]

no pain, no gain

[@TiengChim6688]

But there are failures that cannot be redone :v

[@aggieyerex8175]

They took it like a man. Those guys look like they are a lot of fun.

[@EerieAndShadows]

08:32 i appreciate this dude, struggle is real

[@amardemirovic2226]

Well his rage just let him win even tho he had to break it. 2:41

[@joelmoses565]

That watermelon 🍉 fail was hilarious.🤣🤣🤣

[@makaiven6651]

I don't get how is this supposed to make me cry

[@stevebot]

The fart at the end. Like a chocolate covered cherry.