Crazy Ride Reactions - Scream Machine

Let's take an unfairly close look at terrified riders on the fastest coasters they've ever experienced. Can we blame them for the cries? No. Do we wish we were any of them? Definitely not. Will we enjoy the rides more from this side of the screen? Oh yeah! You'd better strap in for this one.
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[@AWSVids]

3:44 the contrast of the way the back and forth g-forces affect his face is simultaneously fascinating and fucking hilarious

[@saimanullah8523]

he passed out

[@blackmarketyardsale]

pretty sure he was having a seizure.

[@AWSVids]

@@saimanullah8523 I know.

[@AWSVids]

@@blackmarketyardsale No, he just passed out. The shaking was because of the wind.

[@bigeyetuna6228]

They never saw each other again %100

[@lilygough7907]

6:40 I love how the really scared girl was like "why is there smoke!?" and the other girl just calmly says "we're on fire" That is true friendship right there.

[@alfonsomartin3770]

Girl on the left having MDMA side effects

[@Joaoxorubatsu]

Except she didn't.

[@antarcticpenguin1151]

smoke was prolly dry ice

[@-Eternal-Damnation-]

The girl on the left is tweaking so hard

[@jamesfehr2071]

Definitely some drugs involved.

[@Serotonious]

Mad respect for the woman at 2:33 trying to beat her friend while still in mid-air! TRUE friendship!

[@aaydinturk]

yes sister friendship goals! ✨️

[@Cutie-loves-cupcake]

In 2008 my best friend at the time we went to Cedar Point made she me go on the Raptor roller coaster I don't like high we are still friends

[@angelgargola]

😂😂😂😂

[@Bonkotsu928]

It’s funny to see people pass out wake up screaming then back to passing out...haha

[@starfall6686]

Yeah, those are the most funny parts

[@FMORAIS]

Why do they pass out though ?

[@starfall6686]

@@FMORAIS idk

[@Sackhund123]

@@FMORAIS g-forces

[@Velodynamic]

@@FMORAIS The lack of blood = Oxygen in the brain, everything is going down in the legs

[@alienresearchlab]

'I'll PAY YOU DOUBLE!! PLEASE NO!" Dude sounded like he was in a hostage negotiation.

[@fuinneamhdearfach4751]

😁

[@maleekaalbarran7671]

Considering he really didn't want to do it again and was locked in, he kind of was a temporary hostage.🤣🤣

[@bumfuzzle1040]

4:40 I like it how the left dude opens his right eye and closes it immediately 😂

[@dougsymonds4912]

Right, and he looks so happy holding his friends arm.

[@StanleyMunson]

That cracked me up too. “👁 how we doing… ah yup I don’t wanna know”

[@theunderdog9353]

5:52 I love how the dude says he can get off and you can see the guy thinking about it but then they get launched and you see instant regret 🤣

[@timibershoff494]

Troll level: expert

[@dmtdreamz7706]

Ecstasy is not just extreme pleasure. Ecstasy is the realization of immortality and the realization that everything is heaven. When you realize that it's so good. It's infinitely good. It's not just good, it's good to the infinite degree. It's so much goodness that you can't contain it, your body can't hold it, your entire body shakes and shudders in a cosmic orgasm of bliss. It's perfection. It's total peace. It's absolute love. That's truly ecstasy.

[@theunderdog9353]

@@dmtdreamz7706 Okay I'm confused. Are you talking about ecstasy the drug or the feeling 😂

[@dmtdreamz7706]

@@theunderdog9353 Appearance without substance. Everything is a hallucination. So this moment right now is a hallucination. It's always been a hallucination. That's what reality is. In psychology hallucination means perception without any input or data. So traditionally if you go to a mental hospital and you're telling them that you're seeing monkeys running around with stripes and polka dots, they'll say you're hallucinating.

[@dmtdreamz7706]

@@theunderdog9353 i'm just salsa dancing with my confusion 😂

[@avevee9708]

I love how on these really crazy sling shot rides your brains sometimes just goes “okay I can’t deal time to sleep”

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

😄

[@RoadCone411]

It's a defense mechanism...

[@heavendraper8196]

@@RoadCone411 its more likely the g force reducing blood flow to the brain.

[@mldesigns8060]

Too much adrenaline. They forget to breathe and the lack of oxygen causes them to pass out.

[@O.LEO.N]

Learn english.

[@laurenmccann6835]

0:19 just killed me 😂 I’m glad the woman on the left has some humor during the ride

[@RandallChase1]

That’s some sadistic humor

[@hansfredesgarcia]

- Why is there smoke? - We’re on fire. Best answer ever 😎

[@dmtdreamz7706]

Like you start to experience orgasmic levels of ecstasy. Imagine the best orgasm you've ever had and then multiply it by a thousand. You realize that caring about anything at all is completely idiotic. From the highest perspective if you realize that everything is love then that's it. Anything that happens is absolute love and nothing could be better. Everything is absolutely perfect.

[@DrasticFox2004]

6:57 - 7:02 😂😂😂

[@nawald3964]

❤😂😂😂😂

[@Tom-sg4iv]

“Check the seatbelt” that’s good humor 😂🤣

[@elking6667]

The girl on the left at 6:40 was definitely on something way before getting on that ride 🤣🤣

[@drprimius9997]

for sure

[@TheCaleb8700]

That sniff and face spaz😂

[@matthewsinclair507]

High as a kite for sure

[@gatorboi79able]

Yeah thought the same

[@robadamson1]

I think she had been hyperventilating since they strapped her in too.

[@AllusernamesgoneFUCK]

2:17 I love how they instantly start screaming 😂

[@tancaleb-nf7zr]

Yes… but… don’t you think it’s not very nice to laugh at people’s fears. Even I am afraid of roller coasters. You wouldn’t call me a coward, would you?

[@Freddy_Gamer474]

@@tancaleb-nf7zr wtf??? 😆

[@tancaleb-nf7zr]

@@Freddy_Gamer474 Really. You should empathise the fact that they are afraid of these rides and that is NOT something to make fun of. I am pretty sure you also have fears of your own too. How would you feel if I did the same back to you? You better not be making fun of these sort of things as it is not going to do you any good.

[@Anna-Iris-loves-bluey]

What the f**k what the f**k what the f**k?!

[@dreads9536]

3:35 Most expensive nap the dude's ever taken.

[@utkarshraina7288]

04:02 " I'll give $75 back" Dude you already paid 75💀

[@GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox]

4:26 Those brothers locking arms had me dying 🤣

[@metroidnand]

That scared peeking at 4:42 got me 😂😂😂😂

[@kawafahra]

7:33 Dude did his duty like a real men. No screaming, straight out died.

[@blacklight310]

Lmaoooo no fun

[@Tintovino-28]

He fainted like a girl. His novia was more brave than him. Men are very weak nowadays. And I'm totally not a feminist.

[@ryanwatterson4038]

He died so easily, instantly

[@rexee1534]

0:31 me the day before an exam xD

[@prizmacore9439]

For real bro

[@Wulfdojo]

Me every morning realizing I have to go to work.

[@Moodymongul]

4:10 - Brotherly love, in effect "let my arm go, let my arm go now!" .."UhUh" *shakes head* Dying here :)

[@markymark3075]

5.50 "You can still get off if you want," as he pulls the lever 🤪

[@Velodynamic]

2:15 "NO don't count, just shoot me. Shoot her? No don't shoot me..." +screams+ 😂

[@rojasproductionpictures6320]

She's like: you're stupid! Get me f***ing safe! 🤣

[@thereisagiantcubeinthesun5500]

@6:57 “Why is there smoke” ... omg I am dying !!!

[@DerLandstreicher]

''we're on fire'' xD

[@FERMYxPARADOX]

"Don't count just shoot me" "Shoot her!?" "No dont shoot meeBWAHHHHHH!!😂😂😂😂 Im dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@DrasticFox2004]

2:17 - 2:23 LMFAO 😂😂😂😂

[@worstnightmare4298]

3:12 she still doesn't know why.

[@DeVilsLittleBrother]

That ride may not have been worth $75, but that reaction was priceless.

[@notemieplays8255]

LOL I literally crying while laughing at same time

[@RonGee]

Does it really cost that much?

[@sirus6167]

$75 is crazy bro. I got £6 speed booster ride. I screamed for 2 mins straight and my glasses flew away and someone actually found it

[@МаринаЗверева-й2ъ]

А по моему самое дорогое это эмоции. Из переживаешь здесь и сейчас. Их не положишь в сейф. Такие моменты запоминаются на всю жизнь.

[@TylerPCoyne]

Srsly, who tf pays $75 to ride a slingshot?!?

[@roadtoherald3399]

07:00 The full range of human emotions

[@jonslater9918]

That was in Ibiza, The one on the left is definitely on Molly

[@donniev8181]

She woke up like she was in the middle of a conversation.

[@Subtledge-]

@@jonslater9918 I’m sorry on whaat?

[@jonslater9918]

@@Subtledge- drugs

[@theunderdog9353]

@@jonslater9918 Bruh doing that on molly would utterly ruin me 😂

[@BenCDawson]

0:18 Those two sisters (I think) are hilarious, the one in the pink shirt laughed maniacally while the one in the purple shirt was screaming her head off, the contrast is great :P

[@learningpianoat61]

Yeah, that was the best clip!

[@rahulgovind4557]

Pink dress was more hilarious 😂😂

[@DrasticFox2004]

This clip had me dying bro help 😂😂😂

[@DrasticFox2004]

This clip had me dying bro help 😂😂😂

[@bigotonbrand]

75$ !!!! Damn they were ripped off. That's a 10 dollar ride everywhere else in 'Merica

[@la24dogg21]

Dudeee I was thinking the same EXACT thing XD

[@matrixdukenukem000]

Could be singapore dollars.

[@saurabhkuldeep2000]

What's the name of the ride?

[@AtheistOrphan]

@@saurabhkuldeep2000 - Your mama.

[@saurabhkuldeep2000]

@@AtheistOrphan no wonder why you're orphan 😌

[@GoogleUser-wf7bn]

The girls screamming "why!?!?!" For the whole ride, sums up my feelings on roller coasters as well.

[@mikescoutgames3513]

1:36 That guy was so desperate to get out of the ride that he would pay more to get out of the ride rather than stay on it.

[@dreamnxtgen8477]

Talk about consent huh? What they did is fucked up, poor soul

[@DoctorTheo]

@@dreamnxtgen8477 It would be more dangerous to let them off while the ride is ready to launch than to just get it over with

[@TwistedHigh]

@@DoctorTheo I'm sure there is a Killswitch. They really should have let him off

[@iliketurtles4463]

I remember once when the fishing was really good I told my boss "I'll pay you what I would make for the day NOT to be there..." He thought it was hilarious and said not to worry about it, if he was there he would stay an extra couple of days too.

[@DrasticFox2004]

1:49 We not gonna talk about how none of them screamed for 2 seconds? 😂 Also I love how the guy on the right said “YEAH, right!” as if he was never scared 🤣🤣🤣

[@mattdamon2084]

5:38 that's freaking goddamm meme material 😂

[@DrasticFox2004]

He thinks he is dying 😂

[@tancaleb-nf7zr]

If you are even thinking about making a meme, think about how you would like it if people made fun of your fears and made made memes out of them.

[@slc1923]

“ This ride ain’t worth 75 dollars, Get me down”! Then proceeds to cry.......Classic!

[@zaidalily1198]

0:00 Her face kept me laughing for three days!

[@tkenglander6226]

She looks like a Disney character!! 🙂

[@jasondroninaround]

Not sure what people are complaining about. This is probably one of the most on point compilations these guys have made. Seems lately that they will call one trampoline fails or something and they'll be like two trampoline accidents and the rest of the video was just random unrelated stuff. Good job on this one guys :-)

[@roshangherra4310]

2:11 the woman in the blue shirt really putting all her power into that fucc

[@arnsho2606]

😄😄😄 0:01. The one on the right looks like something out of a Pixar animated movie. 😂

[@kedololx]

The "check your seatbelt" trick is just nasty lol. Adds a whole new level of fear to the ride.

[@White_Rabbit101]

6:58 We‘re on Fire 😂🔥

[@devoid24]

screaming "why" over and over had me crying laughing.... it was the funniest.... lol

[@brad9956]

My favorites are always the slingshot ones with the macho guy and the scared girl - where she ends up thoroughly enjoying the ride, while he screams like a little girl and faints.

[@madd5]

Fainting is not dependent on how much of a macho you are though :)

[@zillion914]

Here comes the feminazi comment.

[@DusKNoiR666]

@@madd5 well of course it fucking depends, fainting is for ladies

[@madd5]

@@DusKNoiR666 wow ok :)

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

Yeah, I liked this one 2:39 she was having so much fun 😄

[@babyjk4528]

1:00 I like her laugh😂

[@giampaolomannucci8281]

0:52 75 dollars for a ride? that's crazy

[@zerowaste7117]

No, that is the cost of the entrance to the park

[@corn_dog8771]

@@zerowaste7117 yeah, all rides are free from paying for the rides depending on how fun they are.

[@mdujanahmad]

The 'WHY' was just of another level. LOL

[@Chepecafeteria]

I was so naive. I used to think people screamed because they were having so much fun😂😂😂😂

[@Janinamillion]

Why don't you just correct the mistake..?

[@Chepecafeteria]

@@Janinamillion ok 😂😂😂

[@Chepecafeteria]

@@Janinamillion done

[@rojasproductionpictures6320]

2:32 The way she says Stupid! I've died!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@endlesslytired]

I feel like this would be the best job because you can scare the hell out of everyone that rides that ride

[@crashstitches79]

I worked on the Big Shot in Vegas for a couple of years. I can confirm it's a game to attendants to distract and launch the ride for maximum freakout factor.

[@chembleton]

00:09 is hilarious - not sure if she remembers where she is or not but that instant horror comes back to her face and it's a better reaction than in any horror movie to what's presented to her to compute

[@hiyapal7719]

The first girl's eyes seemed to get bigger and bigger, each time that she woke up. 😆😆

[@victoriawilliams2786]

I seriously thought her eyes were about to pop right out of her skull!

[@hiyapal7719]

@@victoriawilliams2786 😄 Looked like it.

[@spleengrrrl]

0:20 I thought I was going to find her annoying but she's the one who cracked me up the most

[@DrasticFox2004]

Same 😂

[@Jay_Fry]

4:22 i was in fear for that dudes arm.

[@delilah2839]

OMG I'm wheezing🤣 The guy on the left at 4:43 peeks one eye open and says, "Whoa!" and closes it again lmao

[@oliviamorton2763]

“He told me to check my seatbelt” best bit!! 😂🤣

[@pranjalvw2193]

4:35 Thats whole new level of brotherhood

[@erickegel7068]

"You can still get off right now" ...a momentary flash of hope in his eyes..."Boing"

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

Boing. 😆

[@ankitgautam8520]

3:50 guy was just chillin..! 😂😂😂

[@dontclickmydp4149]

7:15 you know I think I just passed out...😂😂

[@David-tk7yo]

Absolute fear reactions: 1) screaming 2) passing out 3) laughing

[@queball5029]

5:37 freaking kills me everytime 🤣 he's legit cryin on the spot

[@therealvanillasludge]

I found my dream job. Call me psychotic, call me evil, just the sheer thrill of people yelling every word they know in the valrgarity encyclopedia on those slingshot rides, fills me with happiness somehow

[@praful1098]

2:04 - 2:37 When a 30s clip is more explicit than some explicit songs

[@AlejoElConejo]

It's like you're watching Jerry Springer's most shocking moments.

[@DoctorTheo]

*laughs in Eff by BoBurnham*

[@willboy7701]

8:01 i feel like the camera fell way to fast

[@DrasticFox2004]

RIP

[@Qoushik]

Now this is a quality compilation!

[@rahulgovind4557]

0:43 lady in pink dress is enjoying and laughing, while the other one 😂😂

[@Darkness1984]

Beeing the one who launches these people up in the air must be the best job in the world.

[@ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST]

The first and only time I did it, the employee was a tough, cool Australian woman. As I pondered whether to do it or not, she called me a pussy, so I got strapped in and went for it! The was she said it sounded to me like, "You're gonna miss out big time. Just do it!" I'm glad I did. It felt amazing even if I'm creeped out by heights!

[@ivan-Croatian]

1:27 that dude simply gave up on his life 🤣🤣🤣

[@SimsBGCTV]

can someone please tell the girl at 3:15 “whyyy” 🤦🏾‍♂️💀

[@kleinemaus6094]

*ain't nothin but a heaaarrrtaaaache...*

[@dianem.4937]

I love it when people pass out and the people next to them are just cracking up and loving it!

[@BuddhaFang]

If there’s a risk of your head flopping around there really should be more padding. The guy at 2:39 could’ve had a serious neck injury.

[@maxbrazil3712]

3:37 is the fastest vapor lock I've ever seen.

[@pikachuthebananasplit9061]

3:01 pls turn down the volume on your headphones at this point

[@josephherig]

6:44 Thought the girl on right was gonna cry but ended up laughing. 😂 Love it. Awesome video, great videos. 🔝 Subscribed 👍

[@dannelson7534]

3:35 How was the ride? What ride?

[@fh-lk3fp]

5:09 "Is my wig OK?" "It seems" "Good" "But, what abour my nails?"

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

It's so much funnier when one person enjoys it and the other is terrified! So cruel how the operator trolls them just before launch..

[@CryosisOfficial]

You should see the ones where they drop a screw/bolt right before setting it off to make it seem as though part of the ride just broke off.

[@gamegod36]

Loving the KUTA HANGAN outro 🤣

[@grantwells4973]

"Oh my God, oh my God, zzzzzzzzzzz" "I love u, i love u,zzzzzzzzzzz"

[@novafiregalaxy204]

Just so anyone knows~ they aren't actually passing out from fear. This thing goes around 300 feet at 100mph and you reach the top in seconds .-. many people can't handle that so they pass out.

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

That's why fighter pilots wear G-suits, to stop the blood from rushing out of their heads.

[@abura2980]

2:18 "just shoot me" *realizes it sounded wrong* *"wait no don't shoot me"*

[@mkvB58KING]

5:07 - that left seat gonna need a cleaning 😂

[@threeeyedfreak313]

Lmao in these type of videos there's always the person who's about to have a heart attack and the other is just laughing uncontrollably

[@tomislavgeorgiev5341]

75$?!? She ain't wrong.

[@sethfreakinrollins9889]

I'm not gonna lie, the beginning would be me if I ever did it.

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

That Sling Shot causes the best reactions. Lot of people straight pass out. Had me rolling he whole time. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@randomkitty2555]

You know who has the most joy in this ride? The Operator.

[@MrJocky82]

I love the 2 ladies at 30 seconds southern accents they were great. Love from the UK😂

[@BobMonkeypimp]

Thumbs down for Premiere. I just *love* having videos in my feed that I can't watch yet(!)

[@akC012]

4:00 funniest pair 🤣🤣. damn. i miss my friends in this pandemic.

[@liamphillips9742]

I may laugh at these videos even though I know I would piss my trousers

[@someguy42093]

Trousers?

[@ljr_prod]

0:10 Her face looks crazy funny!! I almost cried of laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SuckmyD1kk]

You know they are petrified when they start praying 😂

[@Sheldon-cm9iq]

Hiw can you say this? Everyone has their own fears. It is not nice to make fun of other people's fears.

[@edmeraan2]

I love the subtle comments from the ride worker, right before he pulls the lever...hahaha

[@jgreg3596]

Gotta love how the first one screams, passes out, wakes up and screams just as loud

[@seankolker]

The end, the phone lmao lol 😂

[@MrLoobu]

I love when the girls scream "IM GONNA FUCKIN DIE?! Like they got some new information when the feels hit.

[@VicVegaTW]

Is there a more genuine emotion than terror? Imagine the moment you regain consciousness mid air in a propelled metal sphere while your brain pieces together all the parts that make up what is currently happening to you.

[@stanbts5646]

Mans pushed her on button 7:27

[@sabrewulf1987]

5:20 got me by how much terror was in his screams.. but it got topped bythe next at 5:37 XD

[@tajinderrsingh8422]

You need to make such videos more or we need a separate channel for this, this is tooooooo hilarious

[@RS250Squid]

7:47 just looking up at those rides scares the heck out of me. They put one up in my city for about a month each year, and there are always crazies that want to go higher than the buildings!