So this dude 2:44 chooses bodily harm over a few scratches on the car and door……
@MarquisDeSacks9 ай бұрын
I know, right?! lol
@MajorasWrath19 ай бұрын
Behold, the consequences of capitalism! Human nature is a product of material conditions!
@kotosqoposrly9 ай бұрын
Well .. a poll showed that some men in the US think they can win a fist fight against a bear.
@chromewarnock96819 ай бұрын
people love their car and scratch is not just scratch but something that will never be 100% it's great to sit there in judgement until something like this happens to you.
@chromewarnock96819 ай бұрын
@@kotosqoposrly short? so you must be a giant. a poll showed that westerners are most insensitive people on planet and they try to make up for it by pretending and be woke.
@thegray57309 ай бұрын
3:29 She saw that lawnmower and said nothing...cold.
@cameronbateau65109 ай бұрын
Who saw that lawnmower?
@billbauer97959 ай бұрын
@@cameronbateau6510 The person filming.
@mrPauljacob9 ай бұрын
Lol all I saw was a big ol booty
@luuk67189 ай бұрын
The answer here is 'eat less'
@kimberlysevastyanenko37989 ай бұрын
That was messed up.
@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM9 ай бұрын
3:25 😂😂😂 keep ur friends close and enemies closer😅😅😅
@GlenNorton9 ай бұрын
Love seeing 46 clips of Yellow Bike Man
@dougupah87789 ай бұрын
that guys no quitter
@umbrellacorp.9 ай бұрын
Dude just can't win one trick. He doesn't quit tho.😒
@Mystipaoniz9 ай бұрын
2:51 "Quick, let my knee protect the garage door from the car"
@maxproracing-j4f9 ай бұрын
At least it didnt do to much damege
@Mystipaoniz9 ай бұрын
@@maxproracing-j4f yeah, lucky guy ^^, for the same price he could have had an exploded knee and a life long handicap. As an ex-truck driver, once, i'm arriving at this client, and there was police and ambulance. A driver was killed because he had like, the same reflex as this guy right here. But you know...a loaded semi is a bit heavier than a car. You can clearly see these types of behaviours are reflexes. Bad reflexes. Nobody in the right mind would try to put himself between a door and a vehicle. Ha well...that's life.
@btk0gr9 ай бұрын
Its because we are getting more stupid. We have learned to value stuff more than life. Blame media and vanity.
@BakaTaco9 ай бұрын
@@btk0gr I blame the government!
@FreedomVoice3659 ай бұрын
@@btk0gr Or maybe blame dumb people.
@KrakenIsland649 ай бұрын
7:30 that looked exactly like a GTA police chase lol.
@Joe_3349 ай бұрын
Haha, in need for speed most wanted, they actively try to block the roads.
@maxproracing-j4f9 ай бұрын
Bro got the whole police department chasing him
@Sol_Badguy_GG5 ай бұрын
@@maxproracing-j4f Of course. He has 5 stars. Next the army is coming.
@maxproracing-j4f5 ай бұрын
@@Sol_Badguy_GG yeah definetly🤣🤣🤣
@Casual-Netizen9 ай бұрын
2:58 it's RAY HYSTERIA! 🤣
@MarquisDeSacks9 ай бұрын
2:44 That guy's got all the instincts of a lemming...
@cameronbateau65109 ай бұрын
What guy has gotten all the instincts of a lemming?
@MarquisDeSacks9 ай бұрын
The one at the timestamp I provided...@@cameronbateau6510
@billbauer97959 ай бұрын
@@cameronbateau6510 The one at 2:44 in the original post, who placed his own body between the car and the house.
@oldageisdumb9 ай бұрын
2:48 my guy is not going to live past 40 with those survival instincts
@shadowfax91779 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Can't imagine putting my body in between a stationary object and a huge moving mass.
@Bird_Dog008 ай бұрын
Someone should tell this guy two things: 1st. That the Darwin Award is meant as a mark of shame, not something to aspire to. and 2nd: to please, please use condoms, so that he can get one anyway...
@MrYfrank149 ай бұрын
5:36- hi dada. Bye dada. See you in the spring.
@jorrin0079 ай бұрын
2:48 i always step in front of moving vehicles to stop them.
@Nexowl7 ай бұрын
When materiaism is more important to you than your health.
@EdnahWangeshi9 ай бұрын
1:02 These boots were made for tumbling, and that’s just what they'll do.
@Schreuganoot9 ай бұрын
one of these days these boots are gonna fall all over you
@FarjanaAhmed0079 ай бұрын
Boot falling fail looks like a domino
@EdnahWangeshi9 ай бұрын
@@Schreuganoot one of these days these boots are gonna tumble all over you
@BakaTaco9 ай бұрын
@@EdnahWangeshi And then the person at the shop, is gonna have to fix them up. Doesn't have the same ring, unfortunately.
@Adrenochromfarmer9 ай бұрын
2:50 ahh yes, I also would sacrifice my ability to walk for my garage door
@Simon-xc5oy9 ай бұрын
I know...what a tit. The first instinct is to get in front of a moving vehicle, as if he can stop it like Superman....
@maxishinoda9 ай бұрын
7:19 that's me, playing GTA
@aristidastankus80439 ай бұрын
You’d have 4 or 5 stars appear in the game
@joetomgizzledancer9 ай бұрын
gonna cost more than $19.95!!
@torstenscholz62439 ай бұрын
What on earth has that delivery van done to get this?
@MadIIMike9 ай бұрын
7:18 All of that for just 19,99$ sure is a amzaing deal.
@theawfulmrbird9 ай бұрын
1:08 and 2:05 pretty sure he's not saying "that was good" but "Alles gut?" in German which translates roughly to "You ok?"
@GelloMello-j9z9 ай бұрын
All is good?
@myriellachance9 ай бұрын
Maybe he's even speaking Swiss German? "Alles guet?" But yeah, he's definitely *not* speaking English, lol.
@Gamer4339 ай бұрын
Thats dumb FailArmy... everything is english... 🙄
@bryceanderson48644 ай бұрын
Yes: "alles gut?" = everything all right?
@wildgoose61229 ай бұрын
the guy with the yellow bike just cant win
@TehButterflyEffect9 ай бұрын
He must be a friend of the guy who uploads these videos.
@ThatCoalSoul9 ай бұрын
* The * * can't * * win. *.
@Ussopah9 ай бұрын
@@ThatCoalSoul* Touch * * Grass *
@sarahbarton49779 ай бұрын
The bike is fighting back fed up of the abuse lol
@Tuskieee9 ай бұрын
Was the supply of clips that poor that they had to feature this guy 5 times in 1 video?
@leslieberwick73159 ай бұрын
The domino of legs🤣🤣🤣
@Casper0429 ай бұрын
Why don't the weightlifters seem to EVER put clamps on the ends so the weights don't slide off? Seems like a regular occurrence on this channel.
@creenation66099 ай бұрын
O.M.G. @ 0:17... She took off like a Cartoon Character!!.. 😂
@ej_makesvideos9 ай бұрын
She looks like an npc doing that
@ezzie2189 ай бұрын
That Raccoon said gimme that bag of food man I’m hungry 😂😂😂
@BakaTaco9 ай бұрын
There are no raccoons here in Australia, but I would NOT trust a single raccoon near me, let alone a whole bunch of them that are hungry.
@kevinmuchemi18679 ай бұрын
2:29 Bro is taking photos of his rare card collection and now they’re ruined forever.
@clinthowe76299 ай бұрын
I thought he was playing solitaire and following along to the rules on his phone.
@alexculp6069 ай бұрын
Disney and Pixar Ghostbusters II (1999) Hilarious Outtakes
@billbauer97959 ай бұрын
What did she get on the rare cards? Potato chips?
@BakaTaco9 ай бұрын
@@alexculp606 Are you lost? It's okay, you'll find what you need to find soon.
@williambishop23847 ай бұрын
The look on that man's face is priceless!
@akimonster9 ай бұрын
No one gonna talk abt guy at 3:47 ?? Bro ragdolled after landing head on concrete 💀
@cherylclick16649 ай бұрын
right??
@saskiarlf89187 ай бұрын
That’s so funny 😂
@varkin7949 ай бұрын
This episode is sponsored by the guy riding the yellow bicycle lol.
@TehButterflyEffect9 ай бұрын
Hey look, nobody fell down any stairs! That guy on the yellow bike must be a friend of yours.
@repoman28d9 ай бұрын
Emma is a menace
@MarkPloppin9 ай бұрын
That's how it's fair
@aarondavis89436 ай бұрын
@@MarkPloppin Ironclad logic. 😁
@alex-q8-q99 ай бұрын
7:56 the way his sun glasses fly away 😂
@taggy229 ай бұрын
8:36 that is one tight onesie
@mrmlgcats9 ай бұрын
I ain’t complaining
@AlbertaGeek9 ай бұрын
Classic Emma.
@xXxLLIaMaHxXx9 ай бұрын
8:17 Why would you have a dog, that you can't hold back? 8:34 The cocktail turned out even better than she expected😄 10:26 Stop filming and solve the problem❌ Keep filming to see if it ends by itself✅
@busy_beaver_reviews899 ай бұрын
Hey this is actually my dad at 8:17, he was watching mine and my husbands dogs while we were out of town.
@jacktheomnithere21279 ай бұрын
2:20 the delivery of that "damn!"
@dr.robertbennett34529 ай бұрын
Taking a 100 lb dumbbell to the 🥜, I'd be saying the same thing!
@kimberlysevastyanenko37989 ай бұрын
@@dr.robertbennett3452 It got his thigh. Still painful I'm sure.
@trendsbinge9 ай бұрын
I want to watch this over and over again
@One_Lepage9 ай бұрын
Dude
@TMaxMoment9 ай бұрын
hi friends, 7:19 that's me, playing GTA
@DanielMores9 ай бұрын
"More bark than bite" ... I would not have delivered that package if he didn't control his dog.
@andrearusky9 ай бұрын
the guy on the street @ 0:44 he saw the car crash and he's not going to help/call the ambulance.. just casually walks away!
@arthas6409 ай бұрын
3:47 i love how not only did the sign pop right back up into the upright position but it did so while wrecking that dude
@Waldee849 ай бұрын
That last fire truck - how ironic 😂
@lukaswild3029 ай бұрын
Guy with the yellow bike sent you a whole album ?😂
@punelopepunstop55159 ай бұрын
A moment of silence for all the mailboxes lost during the making of this video…
@DJOrangeman9 ай бұрын
0:46 that little headshake is a sign of someone that's gonna go back inside and not leave the house for the rest of the day and I don't blame him. Too risky on these streets.
@Durwood719 ай бұрын
He was so happy to be alive that he didn't even give a thought to checking if the driver was okay.
@Talik139 ай бұрын
8:40 "Well...!" 💀💀 I guess we're partying HARD tonight!
@agent00669 ай бұрын
1:26 You can spot people who weren't bullied at school because they don't have a reflex need to hold the chair as they sit down.
@arikgershon9 ай бұрын
8:20 “He’s got more bark than bite” … Considering how much he’s barking, that’s not exactly comforting
@moondaughter10049 ай бұрын
My dog also barks. She's harmless though. She got no bite and makes up for it in barking
@busy_beaver_reviews899 ай бұрын
Hey that's actually our dog, my dad was watching them while we were out of town. He does just bark a lot but is super friendly!
@arikgershon9 ай бұрын
@@busy_beaver_reviews89 I believe you, but it's scary for someone who doesn't know the dog
@ej_makesvideos9 ай бұрын
0:03 At least he got the camera up there!
@ynb3a9y4life9 ай бұрын
7:18 ..... Dude got all the Stars ✨ ........
@umbrellacorp.9 ай бұрын
0:03 😂 3:52 Poor blonde made a face plant. That's gotta hurt.😬 6:23 Nice.😂👍💯
@tammystratford70799 ай бұрын
That's a win, Emma. Keep farting proud.
@mszigetihu9 ай бұрын
1:23 why the fuck would you do that at someone's wedding.. not funny at all
@Rio..o7..2 ай бұрын
why tf didn't she say anything? just let it happen
@maxishinoda9 ай бұрын
0:05 damn…
@emanemanresuresu9 ай бұрын
Has to be staged. You cant seriously think that ladder will stay at that angle. On the other Hand, ppl grow up mostly in houses nowadays, learning nothing at all in that regards...
@jakemyers9579 ай бұрын
Hope he's okay
@kthea4419 ай бұрын
So funny video😂😂
@umbrellacorp.9 ай бұрын
Don't give up Yellow bike man.😎👍💯 11:37 Emma is a rebel just like my daughters. 😂
@CarlKeeling18819 ай бұрын
I wonder how many of these could have been avoided by PUTTING THE PHONE DOWN???
@joelmoses5659 ай бұрын
That workout 🏋️ fail was hilarious.🤣🤣🤣
@obey6179 ай бұрын
Any reason why you didn't add more yellow bike guy clips?
@derbertinator56399 ай бұрын
3:07 voicecrack level 5000
@finnman95699 ай бұрын
😂Thats me who jumped and my friend laugh😆
@couch25589 ай бұрын
I honestly just have respect to the dude wearing a helmet while trying to do bike tricks. More people need to wear helmets with this stuff
@Durwood719 ай бұрын
7:18 Are the Blues Brothers driving that van?
@BakaTaco9 ай бұрын
4:40 - I'm conflicted. This is both a win, and a fail. He didn't face plant or go for a swim, but at the same time, jumped right into the water. Yet, he somehow jumped out immediately, which is kinda impressive. Side note: I guess yellow bikes are trendy right now. That, or they are more prone to fails, haha.
@joelmoses5659 ай бұрын
Those dogs 🐕 have gone wild.
@joelmoses5659 ай бұрын
That guy almost freeze 🥶 in the lake. 😅😅😅
@specialse9 ай бұрын
7,35 love the remake of the blues brothers chase scene !!!
@nielsbrinchsimonsen77123 ай бұрын
The driver of the cam car at 4:48 had exactly the same amount of spatial awareness as the driver of the white car ZERO, if you could not see that u turn coming, you have no business behind the wheel of any piece of machinery
@AndrewR-y5u9 ай бұрын
5:23 this is always a classic
@bgezal9 ай бұрын
11:19 Has happened to me too several times. I also cut the box into shreds. The postman has access to a bigger door than the individual mailboxes.
@FirstLast-tx8iq9 ай бұрын
that is why you should go to store :)
@ORflycaster9 ай бұрын
One of those over-achievers had to BEND a hard cover book to fit it in my P.O. box! After all, my front porch was 100 feet away......
@joelmoses5659 ай бұрын
Wow. 😮 That bird 🦢 was wild like Crazy.
@FredStromberg-ti6ih7 ай бұрын
0:05 😂😂😂😂
@YoureMrLebowski9 ай бұрын
0:39 "goddamn!" goddamn is right.
@TonyHammitt9 ай бұрын
2:30 Happened to my sister, except with M&Ms and in the back room at Pizza Hut. Took a while to find them all
@iiickythump9 ай бұрын
11:18 they do this to me all the time!!!
@patrickkrohl36129 ай бұрын
5:47 of course he had to leave his phone on him. This guy is truely blessed with the gift of foresight.
@mszigetihu9 ай бұрын
4:49 cammer should go to jail for that reaction time :D
@Regexion9 ай бұрын
Reaction time was fine. They intentionally hit the other car. Something I only see on US dashcams. Insurance related, probably.
@Nick-rb1vk9 ай бұрын
Thank God, no one was harmed during the filming of these videos
@brandonschenck35249 ай бұрын
I never want failarmy to stop posting
@Feranando6779 ай бұрын
2:57 That was a danm cool Tekken grab move, worth of King.
@arkadiuszkisza9 ай бұрын
Funny people 😂😂 and bad Times 😅😅
@tranz2deep9 ай бұрын
6:58 When you had so much fun, you just have to do it all again...
8:18 every owner of a barking dog I’ve ever seen says that crap.
@busy_beaver_reviews899 ай бұрын
Dogs bark. This is our dog, not his. He was watching them while we were out of town. Our dog is harmless. He barks a lot...never bit anyone.
@BlenderStudy9 ай бұрын
Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! Always the best compilation of 'ouch!' and 'yikes!' videos..!! 🤣
@thebusiness82129 ай бұрын
2:50 Average Garage repair price: $100-$400 Knee Replacement Surgery: $15000-$75000 Call me crazy I would just watch that thing run into the door.
@越後鐡9 ай бұрын
Videos like this are also popular in Japan.
@sparxthedog9 ай бұрын
Anyone else watches this on live tv?
@yrtr89329 ай бұрын
@0:42 "No one was harmed!" duhh
@spencer.8019 ай бұрын
4:40 YOU CAN DO IT! Me: bet
@dhm78159 ай бұрын
Love that scene with the rented get-away van.
@AtheistOrphan9 ай бұрын
I just hope he returns it in good condition! 🚐
@antoniomargallo53179 ай бұрын
What, a delivery van, plus a dozen cop cars, sirens, lights, and all that, just for 19,99? It's almost cheaper than the movies.
@jasonmillers69419 ай бұрын
1:22 How do you know your Father in law is going to be an asshole to you for the rest of your life?
@PatrickRyan1479 ай бұрын
Well he did try and sit down before the bride.. class move.. teach him some manners 😊
@jasonmillers69419 ай бұрын
@@PatrickRyan147 You're right 😅 That had not occurred to me.
@MrYfrank149 ай бұрын
11:16- because the door in back that the post office uses to put the box in is bigger than the door in front that you use. That is why. And I assume the letter carrier assumed no one would be stupid enough to build a box with two different size doors. I think it would be easier if you call the post office and asked them to remove it from the back for you, tomorrow.
@FirstLast-tx8iq9 ай бұрын
i think it would be easier to call the post office and tell them that you will go to the store instead of being a lazy POS
@bobbrown34719 ай бұрын
Bro I thought that second guy at 0:04 was Josh Hutcherson 😂
@jbzhummerh2gamer9 ай бұрын
That 3rd to last 1 I felt. It happened to me twice. I had a person help me the 2nd time, but the 1st I had to literally chip away the box to get it out!
@Olds_Gold9 ай бұрын
This episode should be called dude on a yellow bike. 😂
@davefox75169 ай бұрын
ALWAYS GREAT!! My favorite channel!
@MeowAdi10088 ай бұрын
0:40 The way the guy jumped 😂😂😂😂😂
@TheLaughLab2159 ай бұрын
This video is the cure for my adulting blues. Thanks for the laugh!
@wickdelphini26699 ай бұрын
Some of this family stuff is pretty hysterical. 😅 i mean the sort of emotion between relationships is better than any soap opera 😊
@michaelsutton65329 ай бұрын
“He more barks than bites”. ☠️
@memeboi189 ай бұрын
The first one was a recreation of the Australian military during November 1932
@JohnSmith-sw2zy9 ай бұрын
4:48 I know it was a di** move from the driver to turn, but the one with the dash cam had like 4 casual seconds to brake. It was extremely telegraphed that the other car will make a turn.
@PedroBonetti-xp9ur8 ай бұрын
Bro, I love watching these videos at the end of the day :)
@iammarkiem9 ай бұрын
7:18 My guy really wanted to get his bounty up like NFS: Most Wanted 🤣🤣