Glitter Bomb 2.0 vs Porch Pirates

[@MarkRober]

I have spent sooooo much time working on this over the past 11 months it feels really nice to finally show it to you guys. I've got all 12 of my videos planned out for 2020 and in various stages so be sure to subscribe, bell, donate a kidney, etc.

[@AlmondDog]

hello

[@jack99molloy]

Mark Rober godspeed to you and all you endeavours mark

[@yoshi_705]

cool

[@fucxcn]

Pranked

[@Aaron-jn7gb]

Hi

[@michaelgoff9671]

I love how the thieves get mad at the person and act like they didn't deserve that

[@Bobylein1337]

We tend to believe that we are in the right when we do something, even if our brain first has to invent a reason for it.

[@Alsayid]

Michael, criminals are always like that.

[@zaymacintosh5648]

Miss Mariah Madeline *cringe 🤦‍♂️

[@yapflipthegrunt4687]

Zay Macintosh yes

[@zach3861]

@@Bobylein1337 I still think criminals have a different mindset.

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Imagine if the guy claiming he bought it for his girlfriend had instead wrapped it and waited until Christmas to have her open it in front of their family. He'd have a fun time explaining himself.

[@rubyjulivre1136]

I think his gf and the family might think it's a prank from him

[@liamhgd581]

Or not because bit would b illegal to send a spy camera into someones home...... So ya no

[@ritchl3262]

illegal? Like stealing the package in the first place? Duuuuhhhh....

[@basiliskoE]

@@ritchl3262 yeah like "hi, yeah, I stole this package from a house a couple of weeks ago and I think it's been spying on me" xD

[@juli5945]

@@liamhgd581 If they hadn't stolen it in the first place the camera wouldn't have recorded their house, so no spy cameras.

[@Weepingwyllow]

Notice how none of them felt guilty. Not even a little bit.

[@smperl0c0]

Pretty sad huh

[@Dmc1184]

because they are actors

[@mr.monitor.]

@@Dmc1184 based on?

[@barkleyu]

@@Dmc1184 uuhm how can you prove that?

[@PatX2]

Yeah,that was the most disappointing part of the whole video.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Dude those little cards he sent to Cody are HILARIOUS. I had to pause the video and read each one lol. And the neighbors having to hand it to him is gonna make for amazing exchanges haha.

[@daunas124]

Never ever mess with mark rober💀

[@Wiillpac]

Texas Furry Fiesta was the best hahahahaha

[@HD-xt6cq]

I like how the thieves still act like they're the ones being wronged

[@amaiyah3171]

What does wronged mean??

[@THEJPIndustry]

@@amaiyah3171 the one that someone did harm too, like they think they are in the right

[@DahliaCherry]

cosa nostra trump and his supporters* the biggest hypocrites and cult of cry babies

[@NuanceOverDogma]

@@DahliaCherry Nice projection there

[@COCO_DANTE6969]

1k liker

[@armstrongturbo]

Imagine complaining about being ‘scammed’ when you steal a package smh

[@JayXIsSad]

Tbh that one was the one delivered by the UPS driver wasnt it? The dude just got unlucky. Still you shouldn't accept random packages you didnt order.

[@Reth_Hard]

@@JayXIsSad Really? What if someone sends you a gift? Oh yeah I forgot, you probably have no friends... lol

[@cupofbleach3352]

Reth Tard was the no friends part necessary though?

[@Reth_Hard]

@@cupofbleach3352 yes

[@bananadebilitada6844]

@@cupofbleach3352 yes

[@cian9393]

The guy who said "scammed" when he stole it is probably the type of guy to sue someone for fighting back after he attacked them

[@Careless-sv6cf]

The type of guy to sue these guys for being vigilantes instead of letting him steal in peace. Knowing our overly liberal court system he'll probably win

[@ashen3405]

The type of guy that calls anime a cartoon

[@LividAF]

The type of guy to say he would have won if he didn’t lose.

[@yabab19]

The type of guy to fall in the shower and grab the water.

[@thnksfrthdnkmms1069]

He obviously went to a tech store to sell it and tried to pretend he got scammed.

[@michaeldeegan8388]

Just brilliant. I particularly like the countdown & police chatter. Nice touch mate

[@NoobAlike]

Sad that most of these people probably don't even feel guilty..

[@jasperqueen3676]

Are we going to ignore that the thieves get 4 wide angled phones?

[@luxthedeluxe]

@@jasperqueen3676 they dont, he specifically said at the beginning that u need special tools to even get to the phones and he shaped the outer shell like a speaker and some didnt realize it

[@bothack8874]

of course they blamed Trump for it

[@AtomicBlastPony]

@@bothack8874 okay can you maybe mention it where it's appropriate?

[@AUSSIEMADMATT]

Not at all!!!

[@Thomas-shush]

V3 idea: - make the lid so that they can’t just close it straight away

[@oodoodoopoopoo]

Great idea 👍. Some spring loaded tabs that hinge down when released. To slide the lid on you have to hold all four tabs in.

[@mee1492]

We gotta make sure he sees this!

[@rexa2851]

Upvotes

[@ihopmanager]

@@rexa2851 yep upvotes on YT

[@proskittlez9366]

Or maybe can't open it fully and if you can figure something out, it shoots glitter out the sides (hopefully farther and creating a bigger mess)

[@adirblr4456]

That revenge on the guy who ghosted you was amazing.

[@mideon84]

Texans suck, anyways.

[@flinflam]

@@mideon84 as a Washington person, they kinda do

[@crazykids6704]

James Darter as a Texan, I completely agree

[@vincentdavis8960]

@@mideon84 Just Austin

[@coolmanhunter8671]

flim flam hello fellow washingtonian

[@cmonasterial]

I am happy with Macaulay Caulkin that he is back and ok now. I am a very fan of Home Alone. Always watching it every Christmas.

[@EthanPaul-c7p]

Fr

[@chantalsscaleisafibber]

Macaujey Culkin looks the healthiest ive seen him look since childhood. Im glad he got his life back on track.

[@whiterabbitstudios.design]

He protecc, he atacc, he cracc, but most importantly, he back on tracc

[@s.5156]

@@whiterabbitstudios.design bacc* 🤣good one tho

[@imahuman6804]

@@s.5156 either one is fine 🖒

[@babyherby]

He was never on drugs he had a tape worm

[@admech590]

And hes dating brenda song. Yeah, so go Culkin!

[@anakinskywalker1631]

I would pay so much money to see the reaction of that one guy’s girlfriend when she finds out he stole the box

[@flake1401]

Anakin Skywalker same here bro 😂

[@HxneyBuns]

I know, right

[@chungusfootfungus]

I hope she left him

[@Chewieeee]

Hey anakin

[@gaminboi7987]

Jemd

[@macori5504]

The audacity of the people who stole the packages and just liked, "whoah dude, I got scammed."

[@bubblegummm]

They had the audacity to laugh and be weirdly happy about what just happened 🙄

[@destinylsp4537]

They only ever think of themselves. I highly doubt any of them thought, even for a second, that they just ruined someone elses day/week/whatever stealing their package

[@gg-cn8ju]

@@destinylsp4537 I think they didn’t steal, I assume they just are just very snoopy people because they said they were going to call the owner.

[@neevakumari7543]

Bunch of Karen hypocrites!?!?!!?!!!!!

[@JBrander]

@@gg-cn8ju Now that's just naive and wishful thinking. These people are thieves, plain and simple. And they should be exposed to everyone around them (from neighbors to their family and friends) that they are thieves.

[@coomtothebroom778]

I still come back to this video year after year-the sweet justice delivered and the thieves reactions to being tricked is too perfect. You go, Mark! 👏

[@princetigermasters9995]

The moral of the story is: "Don't steal anything from anyone. Especially from Mark

[@chewers1]

Prince TigerMasters and his fans

[@kapitankapital6580]

@Sonic You wouldn't go to jail for stealing a package like that anyway.

[@Brian-kj9ph]

True and the amazing fart

[@emmemcintosh4978]

Prince TigerMasters lol

[@JasonFarrell]

The other moral of the story is: Why are so many people desperate enough to steal? I bet Andrew Yang's $1,000/mo UBI would do a LOT to get 'these people' out of the gutter.

[@lynkthegreat530]

Thief: “Babe, I just got you some Bose Headphones” Mark: *Im about to end this mans **_whole_** relationship*

[@abovelunar3488]

This mans whole relationship

[@ijan8611]

This man won't get laid tonight. FAX

[@locus_of_magic217]

I feel bad for the babe in that situation

[@wonderrxo2904]

And carpet

[@johna8440]

The worst part about that is that he claimed to have "bought" them.

[@oblo4952]

its funny when they get mad that they were just "scammed" when they were the ones who stole the package

[@nightmare4254]

That was the guy that the UPS delivered, he didnt actually steal it.

[@oblo4952]

@@nightmare4254 well I guess it did belong to "his" company...

[@dominicfischer2891]

@@nightmare4254 Not sure why they opened the package though. It's not theirs. How often does this happen to lost packages....

[@iilej3749]

Its funny when you steal a comment and make it worse

[@ImDotNyslexic]

Gotta love man's poison rationality, hilarious.

[@Cucumbermelon7]

bro literally started a civil war over a 5$ package

[@saltstation01]

That one dude actin like he just bought his chick something nice, imagine if she opened it and she broke up with him. That’d be something to see

[@green7836]

666 likes, perfect

[@green7836]

Ill not like

[@nathansantiago2994]

Noice

[@IMIICIHIAIEIL]

AND AFTER HE PROLLY HAD TO GO BUY A PAIR. LOL

[@cdai216]

DECKOKO401 Games sensational

[@KC_Smooth]

The police chatter has to be the scariest part for these thieves. I only wish the actual cops used these devices!

[@blazaybla22]

That's when the last dudes went from cracking up to getting legitimately afraid

[@danielvito3162]

Some agencies do. But it’s just GPS to track them.

[@JonnyK516]

The police don't, because the theives lawyer will claim entrapment, and for a misdemeanor offense, they wouldn't even bring it to trial

[@ahaugrud]

@@JonnyK516 Stealing packages is a felony in my state.

[@JonnyK516]

@@ahaugrud petit larceny is anything 1000$ or less is a misdemeanor in any state , grand larceny 1000$ or more is a felony it all depends on how much whatever it cost

[@tjbellah349]

“Babe I bought you some real nice Bose headphones” spoken like a true bum

[@fuchsia7440]

TJ Bellah ikr

[@mawio19]

The people who disliked were either the people who took the packages or the people in their families

[@bananakids_1212]

TJ Bellah if he actually read the fudging packaging lol lol

[@elizabethharris1851]

I actually thought he gave it to his girlfriend but was a little disappointed when I realized it was just him

[@Teme44]

Lol

[@verncook1528]

i use to work with a blue dye concetrate that would be perfect to smear into the glitter it would not come out it would leave a great mark. and the more you tried to clean it the worse it will get

[@ColaTai]

Whats the dye?

[@BillyLintzenich-wf7sk]

​@@ColaTaithats what i want to know

[@hopelarson06]

imagine someone stole it and wrapped it for christmas

[@3ja_e]

Hope Larson ☠️

[@mbrow]

That would be epic!

[@robinpie5457]

Karmas comin to them... Christmas Karma. XD

[@miraininsa]

💀💀💀

[@MusaKitty]

yesss

[@netonna6834]

That guy who lied to his girlfriend should be lucky that SHE didn’t open it😂😂

[@rwrnetwork1687]

Who knows what the relationship would be

[@MrAlfable]

I wish we could see the second half of that conversation. "Hey babe...ummm nevermind about those headphones."

[@josemanuelmurguia8970]

Lmao yes

[@jamesgerhart6875]

Plot twist: he stole them for his boyfriend, who opened the box on video.

[@Kuraujia]

@@jamesgerhart6875 This is what I understood. And since English is not my first language I thought I heard wrong :P

[@rottweiler86271]

“Babe, I bought you new headphones” - worst boyfriend of 2019

[@atticusevans6923]

Davis Graham Smith lmfao the actual dude responded

[@jpar__]

@@atticusevans6923 his profile pic is just a screen cap from the video

[@salty_sausage]

Davis Graham Smith Mm hm... I'm sure

[@TheG60528XiJinPing]

@@jpar__ I know his dialect is very convincing as well. Clever chap Edit: OMG nope, I'm convinced. His channel is 12 years old and his following replies are too real. Its actually the guy 🤣

[@Buttermommy]

@@atticusevans6923 And all 3 of his names are the most generic ever

[@jsmariani4180]

I like the people who called and got the reward, even though they didn't know they would get one.

[@walterwiggins8241]

I'm so glad someone has the resources and brains to pull this off. Freakin amazing.

[@jimpickensthe3rd990]

Well Amazon does have everything

[@Marvin_Aethos]

Jim Piknens the 3rd | is this even anything related to the comment.

[@dingo4601]

Its funny when the robber's thinks they are being scammed...

[@Mobamba7230]

Mark Rober: Someone stole a package from my porch. Also Mark: So, i took it personal...

[@davidwalker4097]

😅😅😅😅

[@average_kc135_enjoyer]

600th like yey

[@lindareideler9686]

Ya

[@JeromeProductions]

Lmao

[@raheelshaikh9659]

Nobody dare mess with this guy... He will mess you up in the most polite and high-tech way possible.

[@MochaOverdrive]

What was the dude thinking stealing from a guy who worked at NASA

[@raheelshaikh9659]

@@MochaOverdrive he has earned himself a lifetime free membership of embarrassment lol

[@exg2004]

@@raheelshaikh9659 now his Texas neighbours think he support Hilary 😭😭😭

[@getbaited2898]

@@exg2004 LOL

[@raheelshaikh9659]

@@exg2004 lol

[@pearlpaxton4108]

I love these. Are there new ones for 2023? They Crack me up.

[@AdubsMMA]

I love how the thiefs get mad like they were just inconvenienced.

[@LithiumThiefMusic]

I mean, they were though. They expected free headphones and instead got sh*t smell, glitter, and terror. I'm not saying that makes them good people or anything, but like, the reaction is pretty understandable, even if it's predicated on predatory and criminal presuppositions.

[@AdubsMMA]

GravitySloth you sound like someone who stole something from someone just to find out it didn't work and blamed them for it.

[@LithiumThiefMusic]

@@AdubsMMA There's this rad new thing the kids are doing called critical thinking xD if you stopped for a moment and tried to understand where somebody else was, mentally and epistemologically, at a given moment, you'd realize that it's possible to understand another person' logic, reasoning, and motivations without agreeing with them. Keep growin' and learnin'.

[@hunterkai6772]

@@LithiumThiefMusic that's not critical thinking that's empathetic thinking, critical thinking would be if these idiots stopped and thought before stealing anything. Maybe next time look up the definition first👍

[@LithiumThiefMusic]

@@hunterkai6772 empathetic reasoning is a form of critical reasoning, which falls under the purview of critical thinking. Good try though

[@sammichmanjr]

The fact that so many of those people weren't reacting after the stink spray really concerns me.

[@marisawoods936]

it probably smells like their houses lol

[@stephanieedwards4089]

L😆L

[@ShamblerDK]

You have to remember those people have extremely limited brain power.

[@rashadreed6050]

yep. they've gone nose blind

[@markleeknow4452]

Their houses probably smell like weed

[@TheHammerGuy94]

Suggestion: for version 3 of this package, make sure they cannot put the lid back on. Or if they open it partially, the lidd will eject itself. This will surely increase stress levels.

[@ayazak]

u are right

[@łRedakł]

They might be able to get like a thing to come out from the side and block it after the kid triggers activate

[@aidanjanemcintosh6919]

or change the glitter with nails and metal shards

[@restoretheearth2829]

@@aidanjanemcintosh6919 That can get you put in jail a long time.

[@hsidder]

The police scanner chatter was the icing on the cake. 😭🤣

[@wyvrn1315]

"Babe, I bought you some headphones" *Famous last words*

[@nerd6414]

Some *Bose* headphones. Really good ones

[@ph03n1xfn6]

Yup just copy a comment

[@aaronrennyvargheseOriginal]

Which part?

[@leafty78]

@@aaronrennyvargheseOriginal 9:20

[@aaronrennyvargheseOriginal]

@@leafty78 thx

[@Yessumm]

I love how they act like they didn’t just steal a package and act like marks a jerk

[@KuueenKumi]

That's because these degenerates believe that rules apply to everyone but them. So in their minds, Mark is the only horrible person here

[@EM-wo6wf]

Exactly.

[@rose4490]

@@KuueenKumi just cause they aren't cause being violent on video doesn't mean they aren't sociopaths.

[@M377ow]

... they stole a package they didnt pay for.... how they act is the give away?

[@DiegoSpinola]

Really says something about how a thief's mind works..

[@forevermorbid8949]

I can't believe you actually got Macaulay Culkin to guest star after referencing him as your inspiration in the previous video. Fantastic. You're a hero mate.

[@ieshiaaa]

I was looking for a comment that mentioned this. I agree!

[@the_empath_etc]

A hero? Of capitalism?

[@kevinboros7427]

Hero?I don't think so. More like rich, accomplished, successful man who managed to make his dreams come true, unlike 99% of the population.

[@Jonas-it9xw]

wait a sec didnt the thiefs get those phones

[@forevermorbid8949]

@@kevinboros7427 A hero for dishing out some karma on people who's morales allow them to go steal other peoples hard earned property right off their porch. Props for getting his personal idol on his YT video. But yes also respect for a man who's worked hard and accomplished his goals and earned the extra money and free time to do things regular people wouldn't be able to do. I'm sure you're one of the 99% when you're going around YT looking for comments to pick apart. Oh no his word usage he said "Hero", but should of said "rich, accomplished, successful man". Great correction here. Glad you spent the time.

[@SpiritusVulpis]

For those curious Yes Macaulay is indeed still smelling it to this day

[@fazzeai]

how so?

[@Kae_2320]

“Babe i got you a headphone” *5 minutes later* “Babe wait, i can explain”

[@caphatfrog1464]

*I got you a headphone* I got one peice of it? Btw I like so 23 likes in 1 day?!

[@caphatfrog1464]

"Um wait uh APRIL FOOLS Still love ya! 😅🤐

[@rochambeau7197]

Gabriel Tirado Lol

[@nexuscorporation8337]

Khang Nguyễn Love your Blue Exorcist Profile picture. Blue Exorcist is a pretty big thing at our school, so you’re not the only one who knows about it

[@zdrjs284]

@@caphatfrog1464 we're in May

[@TotalTuxedo]

Macaulay Culkin has gradually been getting healthier the more I see him.

[@Twinkie989]

He’s starting to look really good.

[@jasonlineback2116]

Except for this video, where Mark kills him with fart spray.

[@bengonzales1182]

He just had to eat something.

[@Ckabf]

It’s awesome isn’t it :)

[@familyman8644]

They doing suboxone now

[@annamirosh2085]

Jeez that guy that "bought Bose headphones" for his girlfriend makes me lose faith in humanity.

[@matthewlebo1841]

🎶 Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon. 🎵

[@SirValiantIII]

He was looking into the air force too! Ugh makes me lose faith too

[@danvitty5442]

The box didn’t even say Bose lmao why tf did he call them Bose 😂

[@abas656thegodemperor9]

i already did lose faith in humanity, i dont even think about my future no more

[@bwwirving5762]

Anna Mirosh HE CALLED BUZZ THE BOSE! LOL

[@wars1ck]

Mark how have I only just found your channel!? I must have been living under a rock. Keep up the great vids lol

[@theimperfectionist3383]

Person: *steals from mark* Mark: *Ah, so you have chosen permanent Scientology and embarrassment.*

[@margesheppard4153]

💯 like

[@midas6099]

LOL

[@magnummax78]

IKR! I live in LA, and I can confirm Mark is right about the “church” of Scientology. If they get a whiff that you have ANY money, THEY NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE. The Baptist grifters of my youth would only come after you for a few minutes before they got distracted counting the money they got off the other fools. Not L. Ron Hubert’s sycophants. Those mofos are more relentless when you owe them nothing than the IRS gets when you actually do owe them something.

[@jothamsmith2658]

I love how indignant some of these people act. Like, they're offended that someone would dare to prank them.

[@GermanShepherdDaphne]

Jotham Smith I know right.

[@Apoc2K]

For a much cheaper but far more terrifying prank, put a few bags of baking soda in there. Make it look like they just stole a cocaine drop from someone's porch. Win the game by getting them to flee the country.

[@ChristopherPayneMUA]

I was just about to post the exact same thing. Just like last year's.

[@ravenkunoichi5826]

@Dragongameing *THE POLICE WILL BE INFORMED OF THIS HEINOUSNES*

[@luk8627]

Nah. They’re mortified.

[@donalddalley7274]

The thieves don't seem to have a strong sense of smell, this year.

[@jasonjones4268]

Donald Dalley their homes already smell like sh*t

[@heyimmary1876]

@@jasonjones4268 lmao right

[@sillynovy]

Jason Jones right

[@mbeam4653]

Omg your like are at 666

[@Buggabones]

Bunch of mouth breathers?

[@hershey5790]

I know you’re not a prankster but still that was the most hilarious prank I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

[@velvetrseq2690]

* doesn’t seem concerned * * police chatter* * *SEEMS VERY CONCERNED* *

[@MuzikBike]

THE CONCERN SEEMS TO BE IN UPWARD MOTION

[@Jinxyoutoheaven]

@@chaoswraith HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@AviChetriArtwork]

*jimmies rustled*

[@LakoIsFun]

Everyone is talking about the guy "buying headphones", while I'm here wondering why someone would open a stolen package in a public store.

[@thedevil-em6ge]

He was prolly gonna sell it thats what i would do.....pfftty not that i would every do something like that

[@beavistechrock]

When you dont have a job and live with mom, you go hang out with the one employed person you know to get out of the house.

[@tiffanykuo4256]

Pawn shop

[@drunkcat9778]

@Dave Micolichek I'm pretty sure it was a T-Mobile store though

[@Choujifangirl]

Ikr that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen a human being do

[@owlytimbre9103]

What kind of entitlement issues do you have when you feel "scammed" by the package you just stole?

[@PeaceIsYeshua]

No kidding!!!

[@kennygroth4938]

Yeah I thought the same thing. Welcome to humans in 2022

[@yttrocious]

really should push for acid spray next. wanna see some petrified screams

[@noconsequence4486]

@@kennygroth4938 This was in 2019 🤔

[@pepperwaffles4228]

“This isn’t what I didn’t pay for!”

[@barbarastedillie1336]

Brilliant!! And…bonus…so much fun to watch!!!

[@LucieG-g7c]

I wonder how the “babe where are the headphones you bought me?” conversation went.

[@d3lsl0w]

That guy had an Airforce recruitment pamphlet. Sad.

[@minecameraPL]

"Someone stole them from me. Mind the glitter in the living room babe"

[@TheHumanEwok]

@@minecameraPL and the fart smell, I had taco bell for lunch

[@RedX_Slay]

Bruhhh

[@RedX_Slay]

That legit killed me.

[@havenwankerl298]

You should put a loud announcement like, “ this is a stolen package” just to let everyone know

[@sillychotu]

Haven Wankerl underrated comment

[@zammmerjammer]

Or just have it scream "Where am I??? WHERE AM I???" followed by hysterical sobbing.

[@DeathTripp1355]

ok...and who else is going to be around to hear that? these people take it off the porch and go straight to their car and take it home..

[@hcphcp7114]

@@DeathTripp1355 neighbors...

[@Mary-kt3em]

DeathTripp1355 the people who are taking it will be scared and know that they know it’s Stolen

[@daviddenis4178]

The weed smell in those dude's apartment at the end must be so strong that they don't even notice the fart smell coming from the package.

[@stickyvic9349]

David Denis the bong is just out of frame 😭

[@burkesongs]

I was wondering the same thing! That, coupled with their overall nonchalant attitude...

[@Free_Krazy]

Fart spray mixed with weed smoke is one of the worst smells ever, it was a popular party prank that could everyone out a room quick lol Some don't work as well as other tho.

[@irishcountrygirl78]

Right? I wondered why there was no panic 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Johnny-tq9no]

It's also faker than the Kardashians

[@LordOfSweden]

No way you got Culkin to be in this, that is awsome!

[@Kastespyd]

9:23 how toxic you can be to steal a package and then say:"Babe I BOUGHT you some really good headphones" uhh that's karma but the good one.Edit : OML nerver had so much like on my comment

[@書けるクマ]

Imagine her coming over and asking "where are my headphones you promised?" he's in this deep

[@pittland44]

So he's got a booklet for the U.S. Air Force. I'd find out the local recruiters office and send them that footage and explain what happened. That would definitely throw a wrench in his plans.

[@gorddatima]

Hes probably a benefit cheat who steals and does nothing useful for the community

[@babyfriedrice183]

pittland44 no offense but the U.S army aren’t typically known for being good people lmfao

[@pittland44]

@@babyfriedrice183 Why is that funny?

[@jacobbau8328]

That one guy: Dosnt return Mark’s package Mark: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

[@dazzlindarrent]

Underatted

[@Oxideacid]

I genuinely hoped that he had a great time in Texas Furry Fiesta.

[@jay5on74x9]

skittles yamme exactly

[@Internetguy_L337_90D]

why not invite the jehovas ? xD

[@MrAlfable]

Except all the guy has to do is tell his neighbors to watch this youtube video, then gloat about having stolen it.

[@alidavideo]

The fact that some of these dudes seem unfazed by the smell makes me wonder what they live and smell like.

[@waynicliz]

americans

[@tb_mrpanda1908]

waynicliz hey we aren’t all like that but I’m not even American i just live there

[@juliaguevara4512]

TB_MrPanda that would make you American

[@tb_mrpanda1908]

•Lycan Flower Studios • I see

[@lolz3651]

TB_MrPanda ....if your born and live here your American

[@ProMace]

"Alright alright, we get it, we get it!" No you don't. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thecoolcarhd4402]

Pirate: Hey babe i bought some really cool headphones Box: *Fart spray sounds*

[@zika7760]

390 likes and 2 comments nice

[@redeyepeyton]

666 likes and 4 comments nice

[@lordnems997]

Yeah I wondered how he was going to explain that

[@zoidberg945]

I once pooped so hard my rectum got inside out

[@proppadon]

1K likes and 10 comments nice

[@beef9]

"Babe i bought you some *BOSE* headphones" How pathetic do you have to be to steal something and take credit for it?

[@HIIMUsc]

can you mark it please, seems like i lost that part

[@cherylseybert5669]

@@HIIMUsc 9:22

[@HIIMUsc]

nvm, its 9:21

[@francesgazzier5428]

Lol

[@HIIMUsc]

@@cherylseybert5669 comment just showed up right now, thanks tho and have a good night or day, in whichever timezone you live ;)

[@SamMaz91]

My guy said he quit his job at NASA so he has time to be petty and I LOVE THAT!! 😂

[@sprouttroutproductions6180]

Not petty. They are stealing, so...

[@bpop6494]

I wonder what kind of education this guy has. He seems to know alot about engineering.

[@metalbeast99]

@@bpop6494 He was an engineer for NASA before.

[@terryrudford5134]

Skunk spray for V3. That stuff does NOT go away for like a week.

[@BestInTheWorld365]

Never troll a guy who used to work with NASA

[@vac-dude9190]

4:46 this is just as beautiful as if Miku did a hair flip ❤

[@tedhe8673]

He's not just a NASA scientist, he's a crime fighter.

[@partysuvius]

And the most epic, supernova-level pranker.

[@tamirlapidus6994]

Genius

[@partysuvius]

SB - 01SJ 915992 Stanley Mills PS what

[@user-bb8gm4pt8b]

SB - 01SJ 915992 Stanley Mills PS ...

[@tfwspecificname]

I once got ants shipped to my house for an ant farm that I had, and it never showed up. I hope, if somebody stole it, enjoyed the box full of ants, you joke

[@itsme-fr5fr]

Wouldn't that be animal abuse? Just be thankful you didn't recieve any criminal charges!!

[@tfwspecificname]

its me They were ants for the ant farm I had that was marketed for children. I’m pretty sure that it’s not illegal to get the ants shipped without the queen though. Is it different for you?

[@silberh5672]

@@itsme-fr5fr No, it's not. It's legal for a few different animals/pets to ship them in a packet. For example if you look at snake discoverys channel, she gets snakes sent from time to time.

[@durrantmiller8810]

@@itsme-fr5fr I don't think insects count as animals in law

[@cassygauthier5967]

For a lot of people that would be traumatizing

[@aninations8003]

“Hey babe I bought you Bose headphones! Really nice Bose headphones!” Ohh buddy boy that relationship’s about to shatter.

[@oneeyedking7465]

and I couldn't be happier

[@elohel1787]

Gravimations YEA 😬

[@Shadowdreamer4]

Yeh dude got that glittler and fart spray all over the bed xD the implications you could draw from that alone

[@sukonmakok]

thats so scummy lol

[@ThaArabScarab]

scp 457 Scummier than stealing off someone’s property?

[@helgashouseofpain]

This is great! Thanks for the laugh. And the justice.

[@johnviolette6342]

Imagine being this guy and getting glitter and fart spray instead of headphones for his girlfriend, who was expecting headphones, and having to explain that to her.

[@daniellewise6840]

Oh my GOD

[@halieyung7688]

You say that like your that person 😂

[@ilertargenthorne4639]

Mehh. If he bought a real one the n his order will come

[@annapark2195]

I wish I was a bird on a branch when that went down

[@iantaggart3064]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@minecrafter0502]

Imagine stealing a package and then seeing yourself on a Mark Rober video with millions of views

[@melissabilbrey1744]

yeah FOURTY SEVEN MILLION views...

[@DarkMK365]

They'd probably demand a share of the revenue.

[@tomchampagne1878]

I'd be like NOPE

[@syphers2314]

imagine setting up everything for 47 million view ... i will ask my friend to grab the box and get shot by glitter if it can bring me millions of likes people forgot the box he set up contain 3x LG G5 at 400$ each and he got 10 box ... lolll the guy will literally take the chance to loose 12 000$ for view ?!?!?! More easy to ask they're friend to bring back the magic 1 200 $ box

[@basu3659]

@@syphers2314 he not doing for views... But to teach a lesson for the porch pirates

[@distorres4521]

The annoying thing is that these people laugh at the box like they’re in some sort of prank show totally forgetting they actually stole it off the porch rofl

[@IratePuffin]

Distorres lmao I know did you catch the last guy say twice that he was just about to call the real owner? But then also said he’d thought he’d found him some Bose.

[@Vloshko]

Yeah, next time there should be a message saying something like "Congratulations thief, you now have AIDS!"

[@StormEngineer]

They won't laugh when the police shows up. ;)

[@R0ADTRiPPiN]

Holy crap I haven’t seen someone say rofl since 2009. Vintage!

[@distorres4521]

R0ADTRiPPiN I’m not a young boy anymore

[@1JUSTGOTLUCKY1]

I feel like putting some indelible ink in the package and know that the thieves will have a hard time getting it off!

[@peyton314]

That guy who “bought his girl some real nice head phones” probably is never going to get married

[@thefox47545]

You'd be surprised what "things" some girls are willing to marry. I doubt this was his first crime and despite his demeanor she still made him her boyfriend.

[@kitlermit7652]

*_yes_*

[@fancyacuppa8377]

He deserved it

[@smoothiegreenburg6065]

he prob gets flowers for valentines from the cemetery

[@emorytatesclips]

@@thefox47545 i mean he couldve been doing violent crimes and she was trapped in a toxic relationship.

[@Crazy.L1ve]

So those two dudes didn’t smell the fart spray, does that mean their room smells bad all the time?

[@zoru-chan2733]

Or it smells worse than the spray...

[@dr.kawasaki7380]

*4:50** Enter SandMan - GlitgibAu!*

[@johnes2337]

Then they've gone noseblind

[@christianthompson4379]

john es You sir, are my hero

[@Orangecatty]

Omg i was thinking the same thing lol

[@eastinanddopey]

only kinda disappointed to police chatter wasn't used as much, that could have been true revenge instead of home alone sounds

[@jankowpa091]

eastinanddopey ya to be honest I did not like the home alone sound affects

[@TheDesertRat31]

Yes, better yet, a mic do when you get alerted of the theft you could monitor from the web and speak to them through the mic.

[@dotapazappy]

Nah, totally worth the "Keep the change, you filthy animal" line - He's just looking to make content, not lock people up. I imagine they'll think twice about it either way next time.

[@eyecandy1336]

Totally agree, that way he might crap his pants along with the "FART SPRAY"......!

[@kaideo2650]

Tam Anon Who’s that in your PFP?

[@charliejackson6192]

Probably one of the greatest inventions in the history of mankind ❤

[@henryblagden3095]

You should have had it say “initiating self destruction” and then see their reaction.

[@bobthestringbuilder7861]

@henry blagden After it says that it could just hold down the fart spray.

[@arcamean785]

No that could be construed as terrorism at that point and then you've got an FBI man telling you to talk with him.

[@boombam1141]

@@arcamean785 Its not REALLY gonna self destruct just put a voice saying it will, but nothing happens.

[@mescko]

@@arcamean785 Instead of doing what he should be doing, which is arresting the asshole thief.

[@gamingwithbenedict538]

@@arcamean785 its a prank

[@officalmangle3054]

That one dude tho “BABE I BOUGHT YOU HEADPHONES” 😂 i would have loved if she said something

[@Vanham87]

Bruh this is funny.

[@mrcheez6728]

When??

[@Danny-or4gw]

Does mark upload video once a month? Pls answer this

[@Fresho]

Austin’s wacky roblox experiences Try watching the video

[@E-Eazy]

Be like Thought you got me head phones

[@SpaceWizardCosplay]

Revenge is a dish best served with a ton of glitter.

[@Navxcia]

@Allison Chung (student) Hellllo

[@martinusvork8463]

That sounds like something rSlash would say lol

[@AspectDuck]

And fart spray, apparently

[@TroiiB]

i agree😏

[@therandomstarfish8209]

DJ Gamera you’re rite!

[@AbsolutelyAri1]

Thank you for using biodegradable glitter

[@simplywonderful449]

Guy lies to his girlfriend telling her "I bought you some headphones, some REALLY GOOD HEADPHONES" and then BOOM!

[@NE-pk8jg]

Wondering how he would explain why there's no headphones anymore.

[@tier3rd375]

Yet it's in a headphones box? Something isn't quite right...

[@humann9324]

lol

[@clover-il7tf]

Lol imagine if that kid didn’t open them before giving them to his girlfriend.

[@Tapatioandchips]

KitttyCat Lover that would have been the most amazing payback hahahahah damn I want one for my babies dad Hahahahha I’d pay for one too hahahahah

[@JonathanoQo]

She wouldn't known he stole it and dead him 😂 that's would've been crazy

[@lolaplayz3177]

KitttyCat Lover instant break up

[@grapeful9933]

*Break up 100*

[@fallonfireblade4404]

That one was definitely the best xD not even because of the reaction but because of how pathetic it was he was going to give those to his girlfriend claiming he bought them

[@higbort]

they should put wings on the side that lift up when the package is opened so the people cant put the lid back on.

[@alphaamoeba]

GENIUS

[@Kaervek87]

Haha brillIant!

[@takumi2023]

People will just start breaking things

[@Squishrug]

@@takumi2023 and? As if people havnt just overhanded the package off porches before

[@views-dz7cg]

Bruh why tf you so wet

[@matheusbenmuyal]

You could put a little itching powder or some product with a hive effect next to the glitter. It will make thieves itch as they run away from the bad smell.

[@samjoy773]

The guy that was like “babe I got you some *Bose* headphones” I really wanna see the girl’s reaction lmaoooooo

[@jess_8602]

“Babe, I bought you some headphones.” Hmm, how you gonna explain this to her?

[@colechappy5671]

LOL here comes a divorce/breakup

[@thepigeonman_]

@@colechappy5671 ikr

[@nb5053]

HIM! The guy who stole the box gave it his boy friend... hence it's a guy who opened the box

[@dontlookatmyprofilepic422]

@@nb5053 nah, it was literally the same guy talking

[@MrHistory269]

I’ve been wondering what his explanation was

[@postpollo7238]

Next time it should say, “Police notified. Get out while you can.”

[@WWEWomen-g2d]

What happened at the end, did the police get to them?

[@postpollo7238]

@@WWEWomen-g2d no its just to get rid of them

[@_ynori]

Or IED armed

[@tashasimmons747]

Beauty, brilliance, genius. The awesomeness is just...chef's kiss!

[@atemakuei7433]

Now imagine if it started smoking after the initiation. That’s one way to scar a couple people. Harmless yet malicious

[@ultrafire8079]

Or could have some firecrackers go off constantly for a while.

[@MGSLurmey]

@@ultrafire8079 Or it could start beeping after the countdown.

[@wolfieolfie]

Agent Lurmey OH MY GOD

[@charlespankratz9148]

I agree

[@JesseMorgan24]

@@ultrafire8079 How do you construct a cardboard box to somehow continue igniting firecrackers after being blown to smithereens by firecrackers?

[@fraxesz1598]

It is just incredible these people who stole the package doesn’t feel a little bit shameful???

[@sqlevolicious]

human filth. They are more fit in a jail cell than in society.

[@lindels]

Fraxes Z they think it’s free Christmas gift, not things people actually spend their money on. Selfish people.

[@PizzaHutCEO]

Need to make them more harmful tbh. Maybe a flashbang?

[@jesusisthetruth4497]

Fraxes Z ikrrr :(

[@SharpenedEyes]

There's a pattern of the people who were stealing the package. Did anyone notice?

[@raykorupt]

You can tell he never bought his “babe” nothing before. Because he is trying to convince her how good the headphones are lmfao.🤦🏽

[@Djpony5000]

Omg I just got to the part lmao

[@john-nz5pv]

Ray Korupt do u mean that he never bought his babe anything or he never bought his babe nothing (as if he always bought his babe something)

[@gaelmedina1785]

Queenpotatotv Aj which part of the video is it?

[@abrahamlopez4258]

Ray Korupt omg I was laughing so hard when he said I bought you some good headphones and got the glitter

[@mavstychingco984]

9:48

[@robertodebeers2551]

Too funny, especially when the guys laugh after the package detonates.

[@PatricksGS]

“I got you a present!” *2 seconds later* “Uh, April fools!”

[@kixeusvent]

"But it's January, Steven!?"

[@parkerwilkins5495]

I wouldn't mind getting four free phones...

[@uzahyuga4839]

@@kixeusvent R/wooosh

[@kixeusvent]

uzair animations r/wooosh

[@bucketsilly]

uzair animations woooooooooooooooosh

[@xorinzor]

I love how Mark hypothetically made sure that dude who stole his package would regret it xD And just to take it a step further, spend another few hundred dollars on it to make it even better xD

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

That part made me way too excited

[@levinmckevin3287]

wait did mark get back the package?

[@alfiegoodwin]

@@levinmckevin3287 probably not :/

[@neon-kitty]

Though I wish he hadn't financially supported Scientology in the process.

[@levinmckevin3287]

@@alfiegoodwin oww f

[@theharmonicaloser9323]

9:25 "hey babe i bought you some headphones" The box: im about to end this mans whole career

[@Omega-cy6fs]

The Harmonica Loser relationship*

[@MrPikachuTheMadman]

And I liked your comment so no 69 for them instead they get 70

[@tr4sh_mouth052]

Gimme a sec lemme put a check point lol 1:15

[@redfirewebsites2275]

the only way that could of been better is if the "babe" got excited and opened her present and got fart spray all over herself.

[@mateomartinez7071]

FOR REAL

[@Поп-щ4к]

This is really beautiful

[@dionnaly7186]

Headphone guy: “Babe I got you headphones.” Mark: “Are you sure about that?”

[@GangurEXE]

"Babe, why is there glitter everywhere?"

[@Music34897]

Mark: *I'm about to end this man's whole relationship*

[@Benanonsafety]

He wasnt blurred soooooooo

[@im2asianstudios522]

I just made your likes 1k. Ur welcome

[@ladygrim412]

Lol that segment was my favorite 🤣🤣🤣 "ok ok I get it... you made your point. You can stop now." Lol

[@abrahamlinkenssphere4236]

"I was just about to try and find this guy too." Spoken like a person who just got glitter bombed

[@amoongus4423]

Abraham Linkens Sphere can you give me a time stamp?

[@bobbys2643]

@@amoongus4423 14:30

[@swanningabout]

@@amoongus4423 I don't know. Can you?

[@von...]

@@amoongus4423 heres a weird concept... just watch the video to completion? wild stuff here, really unachievable by someone who isn't qualified to work at NASA so I know I'm asking a lot, but I think you might have this one.

[@saaros]

@@von... chillax dude, it's just a time stamp, what do you know, maybe they did watch the video but forgot about that specific part and wanted to check it again.

[@mariafinatri203]

I hate being like this, but I think a lot of people including me want to see a version 3.0.

[@owenw_01]

Maria Finatri exactly I would love to see a 3.0

[@zassassin4950]

Ya but if he doesn’t want to it’s ok

[@meerukat6481]

we need one!

[@operator6438]

@@owenw_01 3.0 Amonium Nitrate with bomb

[@agentmaine728]

Same