Mario Golf: Stupid Rush

[@rells2311]

3:08 The fact that he was actually trying harder to hit the bird than any of the holes🤣🤣🤣, it's even better the second time

[@rells2311]

MY FIRST FAILBOAT ❤, YAAAAAAAY!!!!

[@rells2311]

@@lightspire3011 thank you

[@papaG6423]

How else are you supposed to get a birdie?

[@Finalizor]

@@papaG6423 lol

[@rells2311]

@@papaG6423 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😅😅😅you ain't wrong

[@Isaac-mo2op]

This is canon to the miitopia lore now

[@uncleshrek3614]

MIITOPIA HAS A LORE?!?

[@ncrtrooper1892]

Yes.

[@ilikedragons6779]

@Happiest YES

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

make nice shot his catchphrase. or triple bogo

[@TheO_oMol]

@Happiest Consider it done

[@Lazer_Specter]

Next episode of Sword and Shield, Fail accidentally stabs himself with the joy con. Also well done with the smash edit. It fit really well.

[@doomclasher9287]

yea, and it looked like the ball went straight up Yoshi's a-

[@sonataavalon6017]

@@doomclasher9287 oh yeah

[@Lazer_Specter]

@@doomclasher9287 XD

[@CoolinDude]

His Joy Con drifted right into his thigh

[@Lazer_Specter]

@@CoolinDude and Nintendo still doesn't think it's a problem

[@NightFreeze9128]

you cursed this world with the concept of "Mario foot products" so the game later took it out on your actual foot.

[@defensivekobra3873]

Indeed it is karma

[@luigipowdemo6458]

KARMA!!! NO!!! MY MORTAL ENEMY!!!

[@ChipeDoseShit]

VON KARMA NO-

[@smugcuddz]

“I poured my blood, sweat, and tears into Mario golf” Well, mostly blood.

[@philippeleprohon4823]

And tears.

[@happycamper7265]

@@philippeleprohon4823 from the blood.

[@IMPofTHEGASsTATION]

fail needs "mario foot products" for his injured foot

[@Angry_Jetpack]

I didn’t like to keep it at 69. You’re welcome, I’m a man of culture.

[@IMPofTHEGASsTATION]

@@Angry_Jetpack welp the 69 didn't last long :[

[@Raegoer]

@@IMPofTHEGASsTATION road to 420!

[@Angry_Jetpack]

@@IMPofTHEGASsTATION AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH P A I N

[@Groudon_Jz]

RIP your jawbone is gonna get snapped like a glowstick

[@MetronaJ]

I like how both alpha and failboat were immediately like "this is just pokemon sword and shield!" To the intro

[@gahhck_9170]

That blood wasn't because Fail stubbed his toe. It's because Toad ordered a hit on Fail, that failed, after seeing him relentlessly struck the golf balls with immense force, and striking harder after learning there's a small Toad in each ball.

[@AgentPeebles]

Little did we know, the reason it's so much like Pokemon is because the golf balls ARE Pokemon

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Golforb, GO!

[@toxicice8567]

Nah the golf balls are actually poke balls!

[@kanalet8460]

4:57 that was so well edited lmao

[@sampro8041]

Nintendo Games: -Chill most of the time -Child friendly -Happy and colorful Failboat: ...Let's fix that

[@Rarest26]

Metroid: We don’t do that here

[@lucywoomy]

LET'S ADD MY BLEEDING FOOT

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Fact: Sheep are the official currency of the UK

[@IMPofTHEGASsTATION]

i am from the uk and i can confirm this is correct

[@frostbitlion1727]

Yes true

[@theblutsauger903]

That is a good fact

[@unknown_dude1]

oh wow, well the more I know now

[@toofyboofy]

There is a reason do many farmers are in Britain

[@cutiepup7591]

I love how he doesn't care about the shots, but when it comes to hitting the birds he does all the precision he can

[@locusmomus]

6:45 Man, that boat doesn't fail 😳

[@eros2652]

I would absolutely start watching golf on a regular basis if all the commentators sounded like toad as a very enthusiastic twitch streamer.

[@500werewolf]

The similar starting area to Pokemon SwSh gave me a heart attack.

[@roaringthunder115]

I’ve never bled from a Nintendo game before-Failboat

[@tonedeafbard7021]

the toads certainly have when failboat is the player, though

[@ilikedragons6779]

8:43 an actual quote from Failboat Also are we not gonna talk about how the new title is “brain gone” and yet the thumbnail shows Mar’s brain-

[@this_is_a_friendly_hello4527]

Use the smol brain as a golf club, hits fast and hard without strategy or strength.

[@tonedeafbard7021]

Mario Golf: Super Rush for the Nintendo Switch Entertainment System? No, I think you mean Mario Golf: Adrenaline-Laden Blood Rush for the Nintendno Stub Cardiovascular System, releasing June 26th 2021 at 7:29.

[@anhilo9716]

june 62th

[@The_TK2306]

9:08 Fail stole my joke, I feel so honored!

[@defensivekobra3873]

Pog

[@brad3262]

pog

[@Jspike-or1gh]

Mar has officially been on every adventure possible

[@defensivekobra3873]

But has he been to space?

[@supercamborg4218]

@@defensivekobra3873 not yet, but he will

[@anonymousoff-brand7538]

watch, pretty soon splatoon 3 will have miis.

[@doomclasher9287]

Hollow Knight-

[@elicenyne]

“Wii are taking over.” -Miis

[@ljv]

Only OG’s remember when this was called Mario Golf but no brain

[@PikaJim]

True

[@fantaaa.]

Yes

[@isiahtrowbridge4720]

What brain?

[@manicedahokami5083]

Welp

[@galadinowo]

i still have the notif

[@paycemartin96]

I really want ‘I got injured playing Mario Golf’ on a t-shirt now.

[@My2t1cl3g3nd]

Y e s

[@paycemartin96]

@@My2t1cl3g3nd i n d e e d

[@My2t1cl3g3nd]

@@paycemartin96 m a r I o g o l f : r u s h m e t o t h e E R

[@paycemartin96]

@@My2t1cl3g3nd game of the year

[@My2t1cl3g3nd]

@@paycemartin96 indeed :)

[@Dededevastating]

I fall asleep while watching a stream ONE TIME and I miss Failboat bleeding out smh my head

[@jonathanslocum4967]

WhAt ThErEs TwO oF yOu

[@milesmastny]

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

[@shadowpixie01]

You and me missed it and it's rather unfortunate

[@Dededevastating]

@@shadowpixie01 I live in Europe so it got kinda late and I fell asleep halfway through lol

[@anhilo9716]

well this is a dilemma

[@sarahchristofferson7635]

Wasn’t this originally called “Mario golf but no brain”?

[@dragonslayer6644]

Correct

[@ilikedragons6779]

Yes.

[@jennfreeman1962]

Yes

[@jefforjacksonwarren2108]

Yes

[@andreadann90]

Exactly

[@tripleturtle3335]

I love how Fail and Alpharad Deluxe thought this was Pokemon immediately

[@Deonicles]

Failboat: “She’s going to walk over to me and give me my running shoes.” Birdo: *Casually approach child.*

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

Failboat really bled for Mar's sins

[@ChristopherMoom]

I love it when my golf games cause me to start rapidly losing my blood, really glad that Failboat was able to demonstrate the "Blood Rush" feature of Super Rush in this video, one of my favorite additions to the game

[@bcndooz3294]

You're everywhere

[@frostbitlion1727]

Hello Christopher!

[@ishmaelpena8176]

This is the equivalent of a beach episode in anime.

[@thenickstrikebetter]

I like how he adds the "no brain" as if it isnt expected already.

[@deathstr0kemax847]

It's pokemon. That's the first thing I said when I started the MARIO GOLF ADVENTURE

[@PKSparkxxDH]

2:45 I feel personally attacked.

[@sonataavalon6017]

HELLO EVERYBODY, CLIP THAT!

[@RecRealMaster]

10:21 i love that to the right of my screen the next video is called mario but rage, it matches very well with this shot

[@quinnsackewitz6921]

Mar just kept gaining power, as each round commenced he became more powerful than before. Soon, Mar used this power to get back at Failboat for all the weird stuff he’s had to put up with. Mar used this power to reach into the real world and stab Fail’s toe with a Joycon. Failboat’s gonna need some Mario foot products to fix that injury.

[@monfinger6675]

Birdo can fit Mars face in her mouth. I think the fear the guardian music made me feel was fitting.

[@Being_Online]

I'm holding your brain hostage, Failboat.

[@vxrdigris]

2:26 i want an image of Mario Mario shooting a golf ball with a glock and then it says, "NICE SHOT"

[@theholycannoli8135]

“Hey I got a hole in one playing Mario Golf super Rush” “Oh that’s gre-“ “A hole in one foot”

[@paupascualramirez9979]

You saw it here folks, failboat enjoys phisical pain in his videogames XD

[@devilryhours]

BIRDO WALKING TOWARDS MAR AS THE GUARDIAN MUSIC STARTS PLAYING ACTUALLY KILLED ME

[@DallinBackstrom]

"mario golf has double the framerate" WHEEZE

[@adam24215]

mario golf super rush me to the hospital better be a part of the next photoshopping segment

[@kit7645]

0:53 you should’ve said my neck Pokémon snapped

[@macandbees2434]

As someone who’s played golf before as a hobby, this has made me feel more pain than I ever thought was possible.

[@TomasJefersonSanchez]

Golden Sun is so dead, the Mario Golf story mode decided to copy Pokémon instead

[@defensivekobra3873]

Most famous rpg nintendo has to draw on is pokemon tho

[@pmdmakesmecri2]

@@defensivekobra3873 He meant how both Golden Sun and Mario Golf is the same company.

[@mlgdoge12343]

Are you subscribed to failboat thomas

[@charbeau_]

4:58 the fact that you went into smash bros to get clips for these edits is too good A+

[@sonataavalon6017]

FINALLY SOMEBODY NOTICED

[@TheVillager69]

That thumbnail has meme potential if we add another panel with a big brain.

[@My2t1cl3g3nd]

Yes

[@Finalizor]

of course

[@okuoku09]

I like how mar is just casually wacking people with a golf club and a ball like 'U CAN'T SUE ME'

[@expresso8912]

The sentence “Mario Foot Products” still haunts me to this day

[@somer5404]

for 17 minutes

[@sonataavalon6017]

MARIO FOOT PRODUCTS

[@GazeybutRealer]

Failboat going to change the video title for the third time: 3:49

[@LaggerKnight]

3:29 What Daniel DIDN'T account for was the birds flying away.

[@MADDYT]

Mario golf except your rushing to get to the end and you don’t have time to make a SINGLE thought and you have to watch the time build up while you have to hear the screams of endless suffering from toads :)

[@splattyfatty]

And your foot is bleeding

[@iamlynxlyn]

Original Title since he's bound to change it: brain gone

[@PoLucian7]

I love he does so much math to just hit a bird with a golf ball

[@smlink4209]

The next Mario golf will have a therapy feature

[@brockpiano]

anyone remember when this was called "mario golf but it's small brain" or something?

[@poophead6421]

It was just smol brain

[@YumeButThis]

2:57 “NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR MARIO FOOT PRODUCTS”

[@that_metalhead_ace]

Birdo: Hey, you. You're finally awake.

[@KonroMan]

Who needs brains when you have… *Mar.*

[@chimpyhoo7775]

Failboat needs the Mario foot product at this moment, right now

[@SirPanikalot778]

At nintendo, we put blood, sweat and tears into making the games. *AND SO DO THE FANS PLAYING THEM*

[@Ech0_Cl0ud]

4:24 IM IN THE CHAT :OO

[@Ech0_Cl0ud]

oh and I donated a dollar and you didnt say anything :

[@beanbrother742]

i tuned into the stream and didn’t know why everyone was like ‘super rush me to the hospital’ and just left

[@Damien_Darling]

fail the more I watch your content the more I become genuinely concerned for your health pls be careful friend

[@MalamiteLtd]

Failboat: "Wow, I've never bled from a Nintendo game before!" Mario Party 1 Gamers: "You never forget your first."

[@leethenoodle7690]

Fail aiming for the hole: Ball go brr Fail aiming for literally anything else: There are ten thousand calculations going on in my head and all of them are right

[@sotto0331]

Fail hits his foot here: 7:23 Edit: *mario foot products here: **2:58*

[@TNight00]

4:58 100% accurate xDD

[@angel-zl8cn]

"I've never bled from a Nintendo game before" I- I'm crying :')

[@Ratman807]

As a person who plays golf this is inaccurate but so dang funny

[@BrickByBrick2]

its crazy how they used that Pokémon game to basically make the map

[@smalls577]

3:01 is my humor

[@BranJohn98]

"Oh I'm ✨️bleeding✨️ oh that's cool" became part of my vocabulary because of this video

[@TheWiseDoge]

2:48 Why does this legit sound like a little kid streaming?!

[@GuiltCube]

Remember when this was called "Mario Golf but no brain"?

[@ilikedragons6779]

Yes

[@sonataavalon6017]

Yeag

[@kirara4953]

Nintendo really said "Pokemon Bad, Have Mariomon."

[@archae10]

Gulf of Italy: British Animal Enslavery Edition

[@nightfall4434]

You must sacrifice your blood to get a nice shot

[@lightloxx8624]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that miis have FINGERS IN THIS GAME

[@NileMcKenna]

That better not be the homer Simpson meme that your RE teacher would put on the wall

[@Kitty255Again]

"I can see the waveforms of screams" Me too except when I go near the basement of my parents house I go blind.

[@kirbyfan2088]

0:49 he set up a joke yet he still missed like the clones in star wars

[@defensivekobra3873]

Storm troopers are the ones associated with missing

[@kirbyfan2088]

@@defensivekobra3873 oh ya that thanks ( sorry I don’t watch Star Wars )

[@TheWiseDoge]

Super Mar Golf - Super rush me to the hospital and get mii treatment.

[@SchmidtTimes]

I commend you for powering through the stream after that devastating blow, pal. Content creation truly demands sacrifices! 😂🎉

[@cross7334]

Don’t worry Fail, Alpharad thought the beginning was the same as Sword/Shield too

[@barksanddreams2234]

Ok, I think it went from "Mario Golf but no brain" "The Miis are taking over"(?) "brain gone" "Mario Golf: Stupid Rush"

[@kanjigodomo9696]

Failboat: I have opponents now. *puts golf club near the pink Yoshi's behind* FORE!

[@CaptainMangles]

Mario Gold: Hydro Rush because don't forget to drink some water today because you need to be hydrated!

[@SrIdiot98]

Mar is Daniel's living nightmare.

[@DHVF28]

The Super Rush me to the hospital and Subscribe for more Pokémon Sword and Shield at the end got me

[@PenPen-Penny]

Me when Failboat changes the title twice:

[@BlazingJ972]

There's gotta be nothing but a singular almond I side of that skull

[@redsterthegamer]

You know, the Mario 64 DS mini game music starts playing in my head when I have a big brain moment too.

[@marshallhorton7154]

Mario Golf: Super Rush me to the hospital haha didn't steal that joke from chat I promise

[@shawnburke-hutchinson5901]

Sincere Question, Daniel. Is your foot okay?

[@clapman866]

Imagine failboat with tomadachi life

[@margaretconley6862]

7:56 nice shoot