this is not Kirby

[@cirnocard5710]

I'm sad Dan left out how chat kept telling him about the up dash but he refused to believe there was an up dash until it was revealed that there was in fact an up dash

[@adriangorki4730]

20 seconds ago

[@quirkyqwertyto1055]

Best part of the second stream tbh

[@thefrubblewarrior4678]

I was just about to mention that.

[@watto2100]

Where are the streams?

[@minefish]

​@@watto2100failboat stream storage, but you have to go to the "live" category nest to videos

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

hal labs making an entire sub mode where magolor repents for his sins and goes through the equivalent of purgatory just to canonically explain that one time they did microtransactions in that weird spin off game from planet robobot is the most hal labs thing they’ve ever done

[@cyanamespace]

Hey I recognize you I'm pretty sure I saw you comment on a ton of Scott's Stash videos

[@ohmaplaymaker]

"Why Magolor is in that spin game already?" Hal : "Because he went to hell, crown and stuff"

[@NoHandle44]

I thought it was to explain how Magolor was able to come back and build an amusement park for Kirby.

[@ohmaplaymaker]

@@NoHandle44 The Merry Magoland isn't canon

[@roamspida4951]

​@@ohmaplaymaker yet we see it in the bg of nutty noon stage 1 so...

[@slyar]

11:39 Cannibalism is not a crime at all in the US. It's just that almost every way you could get human meat is illegal, like mentioned by a chat member

[@toastr1255]

..."almost"?

[@RainIsVibin]

@@toastr1255 Cannibalism can be consensual - you know, like, donating flesh. My sibling looked this up one time.

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

Or you crash in an airplane and some people die and you can't get food

[@hadesuzumaki4425]

@@RainIsVibin I’m sorry but why

[@RainIsVibin]

@@hadesuzumaki4425 Worst thing is? This answer is going to concern you more. They wanted to see if it was TECHNICALLY legal to open a place where you could donate your body after you die, to be cannibalized or- uh, violated. And call it Stiffs. Yes.

[@ChristopherMoom]

The video starts with Failboat realizing he's trapped in America (0:17) and ends with him realizing he unknowingly established capitalism (16:02), now that's storytelling Also, fun fact, in the actual stream, immediately after beating Magolor Epilogue, Daniel opened up Super Kirby Clash to freak out about the ending's lore drop

[@justarandomperson1804]

OH MY GOD YOUR RIGHT

[@LouX453]

​@@justarandomperson1804he's right and everywhere

[@butterstickbunny692]

Lol

[@cjlite0210]

​@@LouX453the Omnipresent Christopher Ro- I mean Christopher Moom

[@SemiHypercube]

Wait I never thought about how that joke at the beginning connected omg

[@artenitalewis1541]

"I just might be the egg, but that's ok. Because that just means, I'M CRACKED" -Faiboat 2023

[@quirkyqwertyto1055]

That was an insane line

[@leyulis8882]

So he's dead?

[@maxydapurp11210]

bro got crack up his nose 💀💀💀💀💀

[@cameronweaver2013]

Does anyone remember those "just add water" meals but it was for an egg and it was originally called "Just crack"?

[@penguinman2233]

“The only thing that would make this worse is micro-transactions.” How do we tell him?

[@aidanhammans9337]

No need

[@choboy46]

16:11

[@Cata-qp6fi]

1:54

[@forresterlewis3197]

LMAOOOOO 😭😭😭

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

this was just hilarious XD

[@nightmareriddenlibrarian2924]

It is simply inconceivable that the pure soul of waddle doo was sent to the pits of America

[@syrusgrove8682]

Remmebr last video King Doo was sent to hell where he raised an army of Waddle Doos.

[@cathleenbrown6691]

We're there was no free heathcare

[@The_whales]

And also I heard people also die from lawnmowers more often than any of other country combined

[@SUPERXANMAN007]

@@The_whales what, how?

[@MitoNova583]

he sold his soul to Mr. Beast, it was inevitable

[@aeroon9991]

15:42 - This quote is genuinely very cool, I want it to be an actual Magolor quote. Because they've acknowledged his egg shape quite a few times in the game, he even has his own brand of eggs in a certain Kirby merch line. (He also talks like an unhinged surfer dude, so it's entirely in-character.)

[@aeroon9991]

Also... Whether it's genuine shouting or he's just playing it up, his delivery during the grand plot twist of the end credits is absolutely golden.

[@cheyenneeasterling4556]

Despite the fact that magolor has cat ears.

[@SilverSaiyanAce]

I like how this mode gives an explanation for how magolor can come back in Star allies despite seemingly being beaten and then having his actual soul straight up killed

[@jstar3382]

Even explains the new moves

[@phoenix4182]

Well the soul bit only happens in the true arena no? and that's a different timeline (a bad ending you might say)

[@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555]

​@@phoenix4182Yeah, it seems true arena is always some bad ending. Except for Soul Melter EX, kinda.

[@CJ-ln5ov]

Has there ever been any lore confirmed for the Dream Rod? I always thought it could summon others based on the user’s memories of them.

[@SilverSaiyanAce]

@@CJ-ln5ov maybe but how would Kirby remember All the new moves he uses or what are magalor being a shopkeep in the Kirby clash game

[@MelaStarrata]

I always thought that magolor's ears were just from the outfit. But now that it's torn off he actually has real ears.

[@flurraz7083]

Cat ears

[@themustardman219]

The best(worst) thing I've heard anyone call Magolor is "our little kitty eboy meow meow"

[@flurraz7083]

@@themustardman219 it’s accurate atleast

[@halodragonmaster]

@@themustardman219 I'm... I'm... so mad.

[@blakksheep736]

You say ears, but they look like flesh horns.

[@simplyrevolting9907]

I gotta respect Failboat not upgrading his health at all purely out of spite

[@thefrubblewarrior4678]

Nah, it was just because he thought it was funny as he said on the stream.

[@WL-bs4nc]

Again, out of spite, AKA, for entertainment

[@quack-tastictictac1630]

He does a lot of things out of spite if you think about it

[@hypnov]

cant spell failboat without the L

[@casualdinofan1953]

And no W

[@Squink200]

The for-shadowing of 1:55 is insane

[@jorgepablocordero6878]

SOOOOOO TRUEEEE

[@mintystingmoon4787]

Microtransactions are so powerful that they need a whole realm to keep them contained.

[@sinteleon]

And split into 5 different parts scattered across said realm.

[@autismandgaming4532]

Guarded by the true might of Whispy Woods

[@fruitcakemania]

@@autismandgaming4532 Who can only be beaten by using the power of becoming the storm that is approaching

[@lapescheriadifiducia]

​@@autismandgaming4532 Drippy Woods I might say

[@dabord7881]

fun fact: before the epilouge, failboat got a 29/30 on the egg catcher lvl 3 minigame

[@stardustbun5943]

now we know where the last egg went

[@jvts8916]

You know the egg catcher lv3 is pain when its true extra mission only asks you to get 28

[@lazyryan3766]

I trained with the og mini game in the nes emulator. The rewind feature let's you skip the restart animation, which maybe makes the training more effective, and definitely more effective. Also, I never docked my switch, but I heard handheld mode has 3 less frames of input delay

[@kat3103]

I got 30/30

[@Brookcario]

Well... we know where the last egg is. He's in America!

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

Of course the epilogue to a Kirby game on the Wii would feature a depiction of the Forbidden Fruit and the Tree of Knowledge, as if I hadn't had enough of Christian iconography already

[@TMIINemises]

If that's the case, does that mean the sword Magolor finds at the end may be alluding to the flaming sword used to protect the Tree of Immortality in the Book of Genesis? 🤔

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

@@TMIINemises honestly, the only thing I know about the Book of Genesis is the Tower of Babel thanks to Devil Survivor

[@SolstaceWinters]

I've seen enough TerminalMontage to know this is true. Kirbo is His most favorite creation after all.

[@Dado_nastro]

​@@SolstaceWinters as kirbo once said: *_POYO_*

[@Hamantha]

And Magalor just used the many forbidden fruits as currency (._.”)

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"You and Megalor have something in common, you can't spell your names without L so it makes so much sense. L-L-L" - Failboat's chat 2023. Beautiful. We like to joke about the talking, scary trees of Vietnam but after watching this gameplay of Failboat's bravery against Master Crown, a menacing tree...I kinda get it now. Seeing you _stumped_ on defeating it was a struggle, but I'm glad you got to the _root_ of the problem. Now you can enjoy some _Spruce_ Springsteen music in peace, or any kind of radio station that plays the _poplar_ hits, and take a well deserved nap _for rest._ Okay, I'll stop and _log_ out, but if you ever want to make a tree laugh, you gotta tell it _acorn-y_ joke.

[@yvonnecooper9541]

God has left the group chat

[@matthewweinberg633]

Y’know, most tree puns are elm-mentary-grade, but yours are pretty oak-kay. I wood even go as far as to say I’m pine-ing for more

[@koallferno2580]

stop

[@lapescheriadifiducia]

I'm lovin this

[@guffthebir72]

This may not be mcdolalds, but im lovin it

[@NcFatMan]

Biblically accurate wispy woods be like... 13:00

[@Leaffyleaff]

0:40 I would've never thought that Bad Apple was still somewhat relevant

[@zmadisonz]

That's the thing, Bad Apple will always be somewhat relevant

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

The little guy at 0:57 is a Dupa! They're only found in Another Dimension. Dupa is the smallest out of its four brethren (the other three being Darpas, Dippas, and Deppas), as well as the only one with feet. This enemy is the most complex of its group, and the rarest as well. It has the ability to fire projectiles like the Dippa, but they only quickly travel in a straight line. That aside, I know the chat didn't believe your turtle argument but you're spitting facts, turtle soup IS a thing and a delicacy in places like Singapore and China! It was even popular in England in the 1750s! Heck, US President Taft hired a chef specifically for making turtle soup for him. Indian Ocean giant tortoises was eaten into extinction by Europeans (thankfully the Seychelles and Aldabra ones are still around) because they were apparently extremely delicious, they couldn't be given a scientific name because the sailors that transported the kept eating them, the tortoise had an organ in their body that stored fresh water to keep the tortoise hydrated, so this animal was a meal, a drink and the bowl all in one.

[@redspheredoomer]

CAN CONFIRM, DUPAS ARE LIKE YOU SAID. EXCEPT THEY DON'T WALK IN STRAIGHT LINES. THEY AREN'T THAT SIMPLE MINDED.

[@Off-colorsign]

*explaining Kirby enemies* So anyways, turtle soup

[@Max-iq8hi]

"Dupa" is "ass" in polish

[@Karim68us]

​@@redspheredoomer 😭

[@redspheredoomer]

@@Karim68us WHAT

[@Iris_Descent]

5:29 Huh. I guess King Doo did land in hell after all.

[@ohmaplaymaker]

It all comes together xD

[@gergocsakibojthe8433]

3:59 ***failboat has learnt Sword Dance***

[@muck7833]

I wasn't expecting to see a clip of Dan dumping a ton of Dawn dishsoap into a pot a pasta.

[@MitoNova583]

that was NoteBlock actually

[@soulofflame9999]

SIIIIINNNNN

[@rosemary3029]

​@@MitoNova583 how dare noteblock ruin such a fine cuisine

[@wyvernplays1147]

Magalor is adorable and terrifying at the same time

[@ethantreadway9478]

Spoilers: His Final Fight in the True Arena is terrifying. Especially in Phase 2.

[@613-shadow9]

kirby in a shellnut

[@cheyenneeasterling4556]

Magolor: meow!

[@Gyrokun]

@@cheyenneeasterling4556 meowgalore

[@deadch968]

im glad he added the poppy bros meat bit into the video that argument went on for 20 minutes I think it was hilarious

[@torturerofears]

Is this the new jaywalking joke?

[@ThePuff18]

I REALLY wished he kept that 15:22 For context, he said something funny in the actual stream, but cut it from the video. Yeah, I know _why_ he cut it, but whatever.

[@mothgirl0512]

well dont leave me hanging tell whatd he say

[@tommyissans]

7:32 *Father, stay determined! You are the future of Ancients and Kirbys"

[@Maximumgame_s]

Was that an undertale refrence!!!

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

Fair enough

[@Jalverk]

“Oh my god it’s America, this is hell!” - Failboat 2023

[@JackalformerlyKnownasDjjjav]

16:19 and so failboat became known as E.A. and stole everybody’s money

[@marinatsu4720]

I'm upset he didn't include him and chat arguing about the updash for like a good 30 minutes + that one person in chat that called magolor "submissive and breedable".

[@StarinSeb]

Yeah, I was waiting for that to show up and it never did. I guess the rightful jabbing at Dan to upgrade his Health was already enough for him.

[@1Up2081]

That person called Magolor *_what?_*

[@TruelyAstern]

Failboat stop downgrading his jokes challenge (impossible)

[@declanhughes4107]

I spent 15 dollars on television fun facts and I didn't get 3 seconds of screen time but I'm at least happy that the cannibalism bit got in

[@phantommonarch6199]

I think he seemed uncomfortable with the submissive and breedable thing, that's why he didn't include it

[@Jetfox967]

Whispy Woods was tired of Failboat bullying him constantly, so he decided to exact his revenge by merging with the Master Crown.

[@tthunder878]

1:57 if only he knew what the ending of this game would entail

[@hex_8]

"I might be the egg. But that's OK. Cause that just means... I'M CRACKED!" Had me laughing like crazy

[@KendoEon]

1:17 Now I know where THAT PICTURE came from. Also the Poppy Bros. bit on stream was going way too uncomfortably long that everyone in chat start to scream like it's an apocalypse.

[@soniahernandez8902]

0:13 “Welcome back to Magalor’s sticky pickle situation” 💀

[@johanflores8928]

🤨📸

[@DeyAxolotlgod]

I’m sorry what

[@the.1.n.only.frenemy]

I can't believe it's not Kirby!

[@the.1.n.only.frenemy]

**hellish screaming**

[@ozzie6447]

*Fool! You were under the misapprehension that this video in question was “Kirby”*

[@adriangorki4730]

Better not spread it in your bread than

[@mudkip984]

Omg obvious plant!

[@scaper12123]

What?! Not Kirby?!

[@martaniewiadomska5362]

13:23 Whispy finally had his revenge after all this time of being bullied by kirby characters. (also imagine dying to Whispy, that seems to me like a skill issue.)

[@aidanhammans9337]

Oh dear god… I died to Parallel Whispy. That makes me bad.

[@rosykindbunny1313]

Hey Failboat! I don't know if you've played this before, or even if you take game requests, but I think you would really enjoy the humor in Psychonauts. I'm kinda in the middle of a huge obsession with that game, and I would love to hear your commentary about it. The CAW agents from A Hat In Time are actually based off of the crow g-men in Psychonauts.

[@commanderruby901]

a failboat psychonauts playthrough would be interesting

[@Dr._Myth]

13:11 “i am the forbidden, i am the impossible, the snake comes to me, i am the apple tree!” - tree from eden.

[@sloft-70]

12:51 Bro forgot the begining of the Bible 💀

[@jestarblackheart1356]

The forbidden fruit is not an apple Idk why its depicted as an apple

[@thecalculatecavy2837]

@@jestarblackheart1356 I think its because the word "apple" was a generic word for fruits and nuts. And only afterwards it became known as a certain type of fruit.

[@KonroMan]

The Magolor Epilogue: How the Magalor brought micro transactions to Dreamland.

[@ethantreadway9478]

Or how it’s Heroes in Another Dimension but with Magolor.

[@rosem325]

Correction it’s the dream kingdom not dreamland. He brought capitalism to another universe

[@TheRealSuperKirby]

​@@rosem325 mother 3:

[@FedoraKirb]

15:42 Failboat one-liners hit kinda different, ngl.

[@prowlersupersonic]

2:41 waddle dee explains the fnaf lore

[@santajohnsduraorduraclause4678]

Every Kirby game if seen by a person that’s new to Kirby as a family friendly game, they would think it’s not Kirby.

[@MicrowavedGoods]

"I think the only thing that would make this game worse is if it had microtransactions." this is foreshadowing.

[@stefanspelt3578]

10:00 This bit reminds me of Jim Caddick's new "Yellow Water", it's fresh, it's healthy... And it's definetely not wee!

[@TAKirbyStar]

0:29 I'm grateful that i wasn't the only one who thought it was a taco at first glance

[@Galaxaria_The_Playzer]

16:02 best part of fail boat

[@Bryden77]

The end tho. The end got me laughing! “ALL THOSE APPLE SLICES WERE JUST TO MAKE A MIRCRO TRANSACTION? WHAT HAVE WE DONE?! NOOOOOOOOO

[@TakeABreakForASecond]

0:04 I was lied to, that is kirby

[@kofithechocolatekirbyfan]

12:19 It sounds a little funny when you call the sphere doomers "ball monsters"

[@Enteringdullsville]

I always used to think Maggie’s face was framed in shadow. I’m only recently learning they’re just covered in fur.

[@lpfan4491]

16:10 The moment when the realization kicks in that we have been playing Mikrotransagolor the entire time.

[@Salvador3051]

7:06 not the "hey"💀

[@thebonely1acc]

2:05 guess you could say that was a *BEE* attack, EY, EY!?!?! ill take my leave.

[@burnoutcat2387]

Say what you will about Magolor being thrown into one big liminal space and weaponizing his sword to the face trauma... We're still safe from the butterfly this time.

[@EmeraldE0N]

Magolor has survived the grim reaper

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

I hope we see Morpho Knight again in a canon battle.

[@guffthebir72]

​@@digstrememcdingus1463we have already seen him in 2

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

@@guffthebir72 Did you not read the 'again'?

[@guffthebir72]

@@digstrememcdingus1463 nope

[@DaffodillReal]

4:47 I love how he just giggles after obliterating them

[@Pumpkin_Lord_Gamings]

Funny attack

[@SnakesAnimations]

“Magalor’s Sticky Pickle Situation” 🤨📸

[@bbloveseevees8984]

It’s a funny stutter joke

[@CaptainOfTheLeviathan]

Ayo?!?!?!

[@leyulis8882]

Is pickle a forbidden word now?

[@DoubleDbababoi]

16:09 Im flabbergasted

[@Coffee-Cath]

9:38 I thought it was chat’s thing to flirt with the bosses

[@lunalycanroc4941]

Mistilteinn, Tree Crown without a Ruler is such an awkward name but it's absolutely perfect. Mistletoe is a parasitic vine that drains the nutrients and water out of its host and has a preference towards apple trees.

[@pikanachuster4032]

Laughing so hard! Thank you for the magalor video. It’s been such a good time

[@catsanarchy]

2:12 “An Experiment…”

[@christopherc3339]

8:37 Poppy bros MEAT bro!!!!!???? 🤨🤨🤨

[@_LucasBro_]

What you thinking about

[@wendaythepotato2979]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought the apple slices looked like a taco

[@memeelfman324]

5:24 he got him this time

[@shadowsnake5133]

I've maxed this game out, and magolor is so sick that I want more of this, he needs a whole 15 dollar game to himself. The moves at the end are worth it.

[@reubenbailey7491]

Dude them making the Magalor shopkeeper canon was goooold.

[@kingstonlovely7404]

16:31 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH, MONEYYY!!!!!!!!

[@Gamebits_The_Unicorn]

I remember In the full stream, there was one chat member who said "Magolor is looking submissive and breedable".....Fail wasn't kidding when he said "Chat's on something else today"

[@lorigamer8736]

The Kirby community is…something you don’t wanna dig in that side.

[@cheyenneeasterling4556]

​@@lorigamer8736 Magolor is a cat.

[@lorigamer8736]

@@cheyenneeasterling4556 don’t get me to the way of sin. He’s obviously an egg.

[@cheyenneeasterling4556]

@@lorigamer8736 He has ears.

[@lorigamer8736]

@@cheyenneeasterling4556 you also have ears so automatically you’re a cat? Doesn’t make a whole lotta sense

[@Virtual_insa]

Now think of the possibilities. Susies epilogue? Taranzas epilogue? Marx’s epilogue? GOOEY EPILOGUE-

[@simonomis2557]

failboat : *calls the doomers ball monsters* also failboat : *pops them like a balloon*

[@autismandgaming4532]

Kinda hate that he did that because the doomer fight in this mode is one of the hardest most bullet hell bosses in kirby history

[@lilharm]

I’m disappointed chat didn’t try to gaslight him into believing there was a chance Electriky Dooter had a fish sword

[@beebissUNUSED]

1:17 really reminds me of the time i put dawn dish soap on cold waffles.

[@thedeadeye9487]

W h a t

[@Tha-mountain]

how do u live now?

[@Sloppnheimer]

Where are you typing this from?

[@aaroncheda1680]

Dear Whispy Woods I hope you didn’t eat that!

[@ruyfire6913]

The fact magolor went through hell and did one final act of redemption just for him to establish capitalism and rob thousands of kirbys out of thousands of dollars really is the most complex plan for revenge ever made

[@genemelendez8157]

2:59 I want the little spider dude to be the next beam attack

[@imalltheragex2000]

13:06 "I hear you've been bad mouthing Whispy Woods for years... Let's change that"

[@lazysheetghost]

I appreciate Hal's decision to really make you feel like youre playing a villain (in a way) by dumping new lore in the ending

[@dirt8036]

2:15 well according to madness combat, magalor would glitch out and go on a killing spree

[@ThatRender]

5:37 “The bit is dead” Good thing they’re dead ☠️

[@adamkampen]

"What's so evil about an apple?" And then in the next scene he's fighting the tree of knowledge, from which its apple gave birth to sin

[@a.bdioro5302]

11:40 this entire sequence is so unbelievably funny

[@cellofperfection]

8:46 funniest moments

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

I _do _*_not_* use this term lightly, especially for characters I like, no matter how morally flawed/pathetic they may be... But Magolor in this mode is the epitome of a *_"Poor Little Meow Meow"..._* Maybe it's the ears.

[@CodeKirby]

7:55 I very stubbornly did this section with my dash attack

[@BADLUCKCHARM]

0:40 the apple joke had to reason to make me laugh as hard as it did

[@hextheprotogenfox]

I made it before the time comments let me just add my time to comment to the collective hivemind of timed comments 4:20 I have made my contribution

[@hextheprotogenfox]

Also Pizza magolor This is a joke on the combo system being integral to ranking similar to Pizza Tower

[@CitrusOrange]

1:10 so that’s why bagel put Dawn soap in their spaghettini

[@luigipowdemo6458]

Oh, that was Bagel? I thought it was Dan or maybe Noteblock.

[@koltrol4370]

„Father, cannibalism is not a crime, it is how you procure the meat that is!“ That‘s why I always closely inspect the packaging when organising the local BBQ‘s

[@masonthecyanhairedgirl]

13:50 *B E A M A T T A C K ! ! !*

[@enderdudebruh8270]

bro refuses to upgrade health and wonder why he dies so much

[@moxxiepeppino]

13:06 tree

[@CyColt]

when Dan mentioned the fact he was trying not the call Magolor's big laser a Beam Attack, i was IRL like, "Just call it what the game does, The Magolor Cannon."

[@randoguy2548]

1:16 As an American, I can officially announce that what he says is true.

[@supasunotchi3355]

At 6:16 you can tell from chat that he used balls in a sentence that would make it sus. Probably ‘bigger balls’ or something. Then again, someone said to call them eggs, so I wonder what Fail said.

[@dwightk.schrute7213]

14:49 I sense a BTTF fan in my presence

[@ChickenNEO]

Biff

[@masonthecyanhairedgirl]

What’s a bttf

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"Why is an apple slice in hell, what has the fruit done wrong" and Bad Apple plays in the background...this is peak joke writing right here. Everyone, take notes. As the certified Supreme Leader, I always knew this is what the United States looked like. I still want to visit the country one day though so I could attend the UN General Assembly in NYC to do a speech and witness NYC's fascinating creatures as well as to Disneyland in California so I could meet Walt Disney's frozen head. We've only interacted by messaging each other and never in person.

[@justadude450]

It's still funny that instead of redeeming him, they made him invent microtransactions

[@macaronnotmacadamia222]

"Why is an apple slice in Hell" The forbidden fruit: 🍎👄🍎

[@officersoulknight6321]

“An apple a day keeps the magolor away” -Master Crown

[@Tabby_CatMeow]

“Welcome back to Magalor’s Sticky pickle situation” **literally in hell**