stop

[@Incogtreeno]

“Editor, edit the video.” -Failure Boat 2024

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Daniel “Failure” Boat

[@TCStink3]

Daniel 🤝 Steven Failure

[@ZuRtIS_cUrTiS]

“Editor, remove the video.”

[@Silly_cyn]

"that's a big nut. OH AA-" -Failboat

[@DaughteroftheDutchmanmob]

Famous last words.

[@Seafor-v4l]

Kirby every 2 seconds: "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation."

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

I feel like every Failboat video Kirby is just wondering how the hell his world ended up like it does

[@paninoselvatico5815]

Underrated comment

[@Crewface28]

Oh look a sonic reference

[@paninoselvatico5815]

@@Crewface28 no

[@Crewface28]

@@paninoselvatico5815 like at the start of the 1st sonic movie

[@radiantduality8366]

The idea is simple: Kirby is now Superhot

[@BlocPanda]

Kirby's always been super hot.

[@Watercup1]

@@BlocPandawhat

[@thatoneguy9582]

​@@BlocPanda huh

[@jayson3788]

Tf

[@nodolgoman9863]

Poyo

[@FelixDCat_12]

12:40 Dan is an actual genius for this, if you say you weren’t fooled then you’re lying

[@DreadeDragon]

Or you were at the livestream, like me

[@jimothy7665]

Imma be honest, I thought it was just a coincidence, because I don’t think he’s the kind of person to plan a bit

[@MitoNova583]

jokes on you i saw the stream and knew this was coming i didn't think he'd actually go out for a steak dinner though

[@LUKEPAT19]

Anime reveal

[@ss3nm0dn4r8]

nah the tone was so out of place

[@Sulphire926]

0:24 4:08 8:21 12:40 *guys there's a lot at **-steak-** stake today*

[@zjterrablade]

Thanks

[@bidoof367]

the reveal that him saying that was fake the whole time was insane

[@the.muffin]

reveal was Wild

[@ZackaryFrou]

I knew it was fake was in the live also, the steak, there's alot of it

[@Nottellingyoumyname.]

steak

[@MitoNova583]

11:02 THE LIVE "YOU FUCKED IT" REPLAY LMAO???

[@RayDragonM]

I had to do a double take when I first saw it LOL

[@CodyDoug]

Ah yes nothing better than seeing ‘’stop’’ in my notifications

[@SpHyperspeed]

“I yes nothing”

[@the866-sushi]

hammer time

[@markywu3409]

Well, did you stop?

[@Sunfromwolf_edits]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sunfromwolf_edits]

What where u doing

[@AmphibiFan700]

Noteblock is a legend for putting “there’s a lot at steak” throughout the video And then Failboat cursing

[@likability6288]

Don’t forget classic video “How 5,413 people played Mario 64”

[@K1ng0_ytb]

I didn't even realise that it was edited in

[@geo4876]

I saw that, and was thinking "haha, there's a spelling mistake!" ...it was not, in fact, a mistake.

[@muffinking2938]

The steak thing blew my mind

[@Lila_Sky]

@@geo4876it was not in fact a misteak

[@actually_a_wyrm]

All the Daniel says is ‘run’, ‘stop’, ‘hide’… I just want to fail for god’s sake!

[@darrylcharleton2127]

0

[@craftingtales2790]

Oh…“walk” “move” “fight” let’s see him win!

[@jstar3382]

9:11 the split second of Roche Limit playing is everything phenomenal editing

[@mariadeboratranchino2874]

911-

[@ShiltzThePleb]

Jay not comprehending Fail's rambling about the Roche Limit reminds me of my friend saying I was "speaking science" after saying the word "bipedal"

[@rudrapratapdevati92]

I mean you do be speaking science man or might I say "spitting science"

[@IneffableMasquerade]

Well idk what the hell a roche limit is, I've never met someone who doesn't know what bipedal means lmao

[@ShiltzThePleb]

@@IneffableMasquerade It's the collision of two large objects, usually planets.

[@Nyahahameha]

@@ShiltzThePleb Close, but not quite. The Roche Limit is the distance from a planet (/star/other object with gravitational pull) that another planet only held together by its own, weaker, gravity will be disintegrated by the first planet's more powerful tidal forces. Put another way, it's the closest distance two objects that are dense enough to have a gravitational pull can get to one another before their gravity starts tearing one another apart before they even collide.

[@ShiltzThePleb]

@@Nyahahameha Oh, thanks for the correction.

[@alpho789]

8:56 “My bomb should not-MY BOMB!” “So.” “That wasn’t even an enemy, that was a ball of gas.” “No, that was just a ball, that was just a gaseous ball; the collision of two objects full of hot air, two planets meet the roche-sss-limit.” “…What?” *INTENSE STRING NOISES*

[@thevortex1904]

I noticed the "there's a lot on steak" at the start, but just assumed it was a typo... This was actually really clever by the editor

[@bagelboi69]

at 0:24, 4:07, 8:21, 12:41

[@diamonddotzip5678]

11:00 "I want you to feel bad" Failboat slowly turning into the average high school teacher

[@RayDragonM]

You’re so right D:

[@gloomy_glamour]

6:50 jelly donut 🥰🥰🥰 🍙🍙🍙 God i love the effect that pokemon has had on the world.

[@Emore-dq9os]

Rock

[@IneffableMasquerade]

I thought that was a lost pause joke, forgor that joke is from pokemon lol

[@Nyahahameha]

@@Memefan I...Just in case you're not joking, I'll explain. Pokemon was localized for North America by 4Kids Entertainment, notorious for censorship and the scrubbing of anything relating to Japan. Thus, a rice ball was infamously referred to as a jelly donut multiple times in a line said by Brock, reading as the localization team desperately trying to convince the North American audience that a food item they likely didn't recognize is actually something common; "These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite. Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut!"

[@DariusWinter-b2q]

Hi Dan i ❤ You Videos

[@myithspa25]

Bot​@@DariusWinter-b2q

[@Deadsphere]

"I turned Kirby into SuperHot"

[@fire_bro0638]

I was thinking the same thing honestly, now i wanna know how this would be like in other games...

[@fire_bro0638]

I thought the exact same thing, now i wonder how something like this would be like in other games Also makes it seem a little like "Your Only Move Is Hustle"

[@AntiZubat]

@@fire_bro0638in the binding of Isaac you can enter a special seed to turn it into super hot mode. Can’t get achievements though

[@Marigio300X]

"The most innovative Kirby game I've played in years."

[@TheShadow1347]

"I turned Kirby into a stand user"

[@Juelz607]

0:54 Hello I'm Kirby This is my game I eat the Gun

[@Zorkling27]

I ate the gun That was my game Bye

[@TheCrazyCrabMan]

I love you. (KIRBY SAID THAT) credits roll

[@FelixDCat_12]

11:21 noteblock decided he wasn’t feeling family friendly today

[@FelixDCat_12]

4:28 Fail also decided he wasn’t feeling family friendly today

[@FelixDCat_12]

I meant 14:28 but KZbin doesn’t lemme edit

[@sketch-eee4165]

​@FelixDCat_12 why did I gasped when he stopped beigm family friendly like that?

[@AxoTheGamer]

@@sketch-eee4165huh

[@BarrenAcc]

After all this Jay should be promoted from "kirby novice friend" to atleast "kirby journeyman friend"

[@GKMedoh]

Why did I read that as Kirby German friend 😭

[@TheShadow1347]

Maybe even "Kirby professional friend"

[@dolomite1067]

I stopped doing everything to watch this video without even thinking. This proves my superhot theory that Failboat controls everyone.

[@MplusL]

Can you explain this theory, please?

[@goatcat2737]

@@MplusL what is there to expl

[@MplusL]

@goatcat2737 The theory, why do you think that Failboat controls us?

[@eloojahwhoote]

Same

[@dolomite1067]

@@MplusL There was no actual theory that I had. I just used that word as an excuse to reference Superhot, that the mod seems to be similar to.

[@baldrekrgaming]

14:30 uncensored failboat curse jumpscare

[@someonenamedsomeone9497]

D:

[@masonjesse24]

Nice

[@Cybemon539]

10:29 What a great time for an ad to pop up right before Jaymoji gave Failboat “oxygen”

[@pikanachuster4032]

I have to admit, I rewatched the entire video to see how much steak was at stake. Baller editing Noteblock, especially with the 'Editor" section. I love seeing Jay and Boat together. Theyre the best!

[@thomio2565]

I love it when it's the very beginning of my birthday and I see Failboat telling me to stop

[@Picccles_hates-dbl]

*S T O P*

[@m1ntyLemonz]

Happy Birthday!! 🎉

[@fallgaming7065]

You share monkey d luffys birthday

[@IneffableMasquerade]

​@@fallgaming7065monkey d birthday :3

[@mlghero777]

To quote failboat, when 2 planets meet the roach limit...

[@Emore-dq9os]

Since he didn't finish we'll never know what happens after that

[@tymoteuszstrzeczewski4222]

The words "The World" and stopping time fit very well together

[@TheShadow1347]

Dio and Jotaro would agree with you

[@Crazy56U]

0:00 "The idea is Simp." - Bryan Loren, September 1990, prior to writing "Do the Bartman"

[@SOLAR-nv3yp]

2:31 echUAAAAA- -Dan , 2024 9:06 twoplanetsmeet the-roach- zuh- ..limit-…… -Dan, 2024 7:33 you’ll need to hit that butt- -ton. -Dan, 2024

[@trulyNormalAccount]

Ghhh. h..... Hahahahahahh!

[@dropdmike75]

Truly great moments of the video

[@L3-me0w]

Perfect, more suffering for Jay. Maybe have Jay do something like this for Failboat!

[@speedycupid798]

6:52 I like the reference to the Pokémon anime when he called the rice a donut

[@GarageCarport]

bro am I a nerd for immediately noticing that and going to the timed comments to see if anyone else did lol

[@rells2311]

​@@GarageCarportsame bro

[@Molo_da_boi]

@@rells2311same

[@Searreality]

“Jelly filled are my favorite!”

[@SorielHDTBers]

⁠@@GarageCarportDUDE, REALTABLE!

[@superamogusbros5594]

6:54 I love donuts! Jelly-filled are my favorite.

[@Mudkirby]

6:53 "Nothing beats a jelly filled donut."

[@Iammilkman]

The idea is simp- Me: FINALLY ITS NOT SIMP-

[@yeetdelete3671]

4:34 my pc crashed at this spot and i legit thought it was a part of the video for a solid 3 seconds

[@Toinfinity089]

Lol

[@Muffin-time1110]

So how is your PC after four months lol

[@Aidswayz]

In this video, Jay attempts to SHOOT his SHOT at multiple SUPER HOT enemies, but unfortunately gets cold feet and FREEZES up before he could. I guess maybe next time he should give himself more TIME to practice so he doesn’t end up SUCKING as much next time. Puns. They’re fun

[@adamkampen]

6:35 A jelly filled donut, my favourite!

[@Unluckydood]

Kirby gains cosmic powers to control time…. …again

[@TentaCole]

1:03 Ranger ability in this is like The Matrix. 🤣

[@trentgawd4292]

“There’s a lot at stake” has now become a plot twist as good as “Would you kindly”

[@youtuberjestforfun9074]

6:53 nothing beats a jelly-filled donut

[@autismrk8636]

I was inclined to immediately "stop" what I was doing and watch the video but had to finish it first luckily it only took 2 minutes to get to the video

[@BearyChoco]

13:19 this sounds like something that would be a in a snapcube sonic dub

[@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439]

4:15 that was a real rib tickler! AYYYY

[@PokefanSans]

Ugh. Enough

[@WOOFWOOFBARKBARK19]

9:01 Very interesting I didn't know Kirby had a roach limit

[@MalfunctionPlayz]

I will not stop

[@bananasplango]

I will stop

[@MalfunctionPlayz]

Ok

[@Keiretacooife]

I shall continue

[@brodiedoesthings]

he will not stop

[@jaxolotl41]

THIS COULD BE AVOIDED, IF YOU WENT THE SPEED LIMIT

[@Hiko278]

2:48 Dude I loved my Toyota Subaru 2006.

[@Mimic_Moon]

stopping everything im doing to watch stop

[@marcosluismartinmorales5523]

6:52 "just eat that donut" I bet it's Jelly-filled, those are my favourites

[@Levcookingandgaming]

3:34 "Go for it dude." - Jaymoji

[@supasunotchi3355]

6:53 Don’t call it a donut, it’s a rice ball.

[@Wolf_boy_Plays]

My friend: spams me with Kirby gifs Failbot: STOP

[@BanjomonDA]

6:52 "Eat that donut." -Failboat, referring to a rice ball Ah yes, nothing beats a jelly filled donut.

[@recessschedule3089]

keep doing this to jaymoji and soon enough he’ll no longer be a kirby novice with all he’s been put through lmao

[@lasercraft32]

6:52 love that extremely subtle Pokemon english dub reference. XD

[@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439]

12:53 OH MY GOD YOU EDITED

[@SorielHDTBers]

Welp, the second time watching is gonna feel completely different from the first time.

[@Jin-vm8sh]

I honestly kinda like the way Daniel has been more lenient with coarse language in his videos as of late. It's like a nice surprise cause of how uncommon it has been up to this point.

[@ttahadrianex]

3:06 SHAME ON KIRBY

[@elizabethhernandez1456]

The idea is simple.... Red light green light in kirby

[@pumpkinzz5728]

I noticed the subtitles at the beginning but thought it was just a misteak.

[@N1ghtwolf724]

hello fellow subtitles watcher

[@thesatelliteever]

9:06 “two planets meet the roche se- limit” “what?” *The Simplest Idea* *FECTO FAILBOAT*

[@Randomtheorist]

“Kirby Novice Friend” Failboat done him dirty

[@fiercedeitymidna5781]

3:41 Kirby: Hiii~! Frosty: It's a baby with a gun. ...BABY! WITH A GUN! I'm calling the co-- *Kirby defeats Frosty*

[@IsTheMeep]

14:24 all hail Texas Roadhouse

[@salokinnavri1829]

8:32 when that seal arfed his last bomba that "arf" was his final words.

[@FazmicOfficial]

Ah yes, Texas Roadhouse steak. The ultimate prize.

[@dazcarrr]

we've asked if kirby would jaywalk, but now would the entire passage of time jaywalk?

[@Edmund-od7mv]

1:41 Jay: *Chuckles* I can't read

[@MegaOtaku92]

0:50 " Simon says...don't shoot! " not to worry you're kirby

[@NoamAgai]

At this point, after all Fail has put him through, can we really still call J a Kirby novice?

[@octavianusgiovanniy.465]

just put this thing here in case of replaying "panicking and gone into the vortex scene" 8:14

[@striderjason9863]

6:53 Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut

[@joanatgyt9661]

7:55 dont killyourself *thunder sfx*

[@feefington]

Just wanna say noteblock is an actual genius for making us not have any idea the stak-COUGH- steak thing WASN'T a bit

[@sailorgoon101]

I love checking my notifications to see a failboat notification telling me to stop

[@flamaerao]

Honestly the arenas with this change would be very interesting, imagine stopping mid-battle to analyse the situation and determine your next move

[@jessywinters9666]

1:15 FIRE IN THE HOLE! -normal difficulty face from geometry dash 2.2

[@shinyeevee5622]

6:50 I bet that was jelly-filled as well

[@Shantae1188]

13:05 I can’t believe I actually know what that was

[@KBD420]

What is it?

[@Shantae1188]

It’s an obscure game called RibbitKing

[@Cristonchi]

the idea is simple: kirby has obtained za warudo, but can only stop time for 10 seconds, and only while he isnt moving.

[@InklingB617]

Wow, when I saw this stream,I didn't think Jay would get his steak.

[@aussiemerican750]

At this rate, Jay is going to become a Kirby expert with how often Dan makes him do these insane challenges.

[@SnapcubTails]

3:52 Heres 2 lines for that "Its either Mickey or this Glickey" Or "Its crocko or this glocko" Aldo nintendo ability to support mario maker 2 online matches is like Bruh

[@pert8879]

1:15 FIRE IN THE HOLE 🗣🔥🔥

[@Nose90997]

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@deez4987]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@bswift166]

The Lobotomy is real🔥🔥

[@bratgurke9882]

I searched for this. Why did I search for this?

[@vaporeon1166]

Also from a phighting fan- I HEARD PHIGHTING OST IN THE BACKGROUND YIPPPEE- and fail and jay are such a funny duo- AHWAWA- I MISSED SEEING THESE TWO AHQSA

[@i_like_youtube1867]

5:05 Yep that’s me you’re probably wondering how I got into this situation

[@FoxDog1080]

6:51 These donuts are great! Jelly filled are my favourite! Nothing beats a jelly filled donut!

[@AvaValentine8655]

The idea is kirby. Simple must move or he freezes the space time continuum.

[@ItsMeChair1]

Can’t believe they went through the effort of making all of Jay’s captions purple.

[@aarontrujillo7039]

The game doesn’t freeze it moves really slow I found out when I looked at the cannon ball at 2:12

[@fredducine7109]

The "There's a lot at steak" bit was actually really clever, throughout the video I was like "Daniel is this your new catchphrase, what's happening here"

[@CrashOzzy1223]

6:12 oh, like a needler.

[@JonathonDixon-bn7xe]

I love how instead of suffering like he usually does in these challenges, Jay actually enjoys himself. Usually when Jay fights bosses, he just gets stuck in a purgatory of unfair madness, while here, he is the unfair madness.

[@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439]

10:11 HA HA HA HE’S GONN- AHHH

[@Stars_in_my_head_]

The shouting turning into the png of a gravestone is quite possibly the epitome of comedy. Like im pretty sure that's genuinely the funniest thing ive ever seen

[@SorielHDTBers]

0:24 This hits different my second time watching…

[@Illager22]

3:25 Song name: Dreams of Cruelty. Fits really well, good job editor! :D

[@dragongoldexe2143]

0:59 PHIGHTING MUSIC??!?!? IN MY FAILBOAT VIDEO???!?!? PHAILBOAT CONFIRMED??!?!?

[@inigo-13644]

I ALSO NOTICED

[@cephalopaints]

i got way too excited hearing it bc i was also drawing subspace while watching this

[@TiramisuYT-ws9yo]

I WAS LIKE “WAT DA HEAQ PHIGHTING OST?!”

[@TiramisuYT-ws9yo]

@@cephalopaintsDude I was animating something and it started and I was bamboozled lol

[@JustAFunnyFella]

I think that's Honeycomb Highway. From Sonic Lost World.

[@Kermilesa2715]

6:53 nothing beats a jellyfilled donut

[@amanita.shroomly]

One word titles go so hard

[@eradicator687]

6:50 eat that "DOUGHNUT"