When my Chat tries to park a car

Today my friend plays Mario Kart while Chat plays the Highway
Thank you to ‪@JayMoji‬ for racing Chatty
Thank you to Muffin Snakes for drawing Chatty
And thank you to Noteblock for editing Chatty as well as this video
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[@failboat]

hey check out my twitch i sometimes stream there twitch.tv/failboatstream

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

No

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

I don't feel like it 💀

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

I'm here kinda early

[@nicothiel1709]

Mabey later :)

[@CabinetBagels74]

Favorite streamer👍🏻

[@dainishreal]

THE TEQUILA BIT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD PROPS TO NOTEBLOCK

[@kloooohh]

Holy crap it’s the guy from the hit show bfaboj

[@averonisgaming9023]

4:26

[@dropdmike75]

"tequila- ****"

[@Bit125_]

turn left. then, turn left. then, turn left. then, turn left. then, turn left. then, turn left.

[@rdnckgrl30]

@Bit125_ I hate this station. *click*

[@ultrakeen894]

The family grinding on the fucking semi genuinly made me start uncontrollably coughing-

[@Gamer_catz]

When I read this it litterally just happened

[@galixypawerpack]

Real

[@austino545]

I coughed like an 84 year old smoker with asthma and pneumonia at that exact moment, but for entirely unrelated reasons

[@galixypawerpack]

@austino545 me every day for absolutely no reason:

[@troyspencer712]

THE VROOMERS~!

[@MichealJohnson-qb4dl]

This man has the most positive yet chaotic fan base i have ever seen this man comes up with such crazy gimmicks to make his streams interactive and entertaining need more streamers like this.

[@e5858]

Try DougDoug and maybe Shindigs

[@Void-i6z]

Compared to DougDoug's chat, Chatty Dee looks perfectly sane.

[@ARTIV1ST]

​@e5858 Imagine a chat battle Each chat chooses a vehicle, gimmick, and location and attempts to complete that gimmick first

[@Cr1pt1c1]

Everytime i watch his chat controls videos im just laughing 75% of the time i love how his veiwers are so funny and he rolls with it😂🤣

[@rose_the_roselyn]

A dog, then a cat, then grandma, then a lemon, then a flower, now a car? Next stop, a microwave. Yes, this isn't in order of creation. Also, for those saying DougDoug already did the microwave, I know. But Doug's microwave was just a tts thing. Failboat can do more.

[@franciscapicornellarrom4518]

Dont forget a Lemon!

[@rdnckgrl30]

Technically, it’s Grandma, then Dog, then Cat, then Lemon, then Car.

[@GuyPerson814]

@@franciscapicornellarrom4518 we need to pilot blue shell

[@GriffinForte]

I made a. Microwave

[@iwasneverjoebiden]

DOUGDOUG DIDDID THISTHIS

[@emissne]

i like how this video is just a group trying to drive, jaymoji just playing super mario kart and failboat playing with car pngs like they are toy cars

[@Lemon_Turtle]

This is a perfect description, except its a group all trying to grab the wheel at once

[@sleepdeprivedcactus]

Peak

[@YoshiAteTooManyYoshiCookies]

Hate to be that guy, but... Did you just call Double Dash Super Mario Kart?

[@Squincy.B]

Father, please. This is why Mother left. The Python addiction needs to end here.

[@cherrysonks]

SIFFRIN!!

[@alpho789]

never. code code code

[@JohantheFunnyguy]

So that's what happened to my mom :( /j

[@JUMPYCOOL]

He doesn’t have an addiction. He can stop whenever he wants.

[@Squincy.B]

@@cherrysonksNIKO!!

[@lukaslp77]

shoutouts to the editor, I love these silly little edits way too much

[@koz_zzy]

fr

[@keroppiew]

@lukaslp77 reaaal

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

An idea for Dan; make an AI that takes whatever chat says, and restructures it to sound like a drunk person said it. The character profile of this AI would be the brand-name Waddle Dee with lips, but with half-lidded eyes, a 5 o’clock shadow, and a bottle of Jack Daniels in its hand. May I introduce to you… Waddle Drunk.

[@matthewsanii4919]

THIS. WE NEED THIS

[@tempura8976]

19:12 honestly, with the way the clown in back is holding that bat, it may at well be Mario Kart Double Bash

[@Kraiglyndor]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses. Fortunately, there aren’t any witnesses if you’re bad enough at parallel parking.

[@CringleYT]

XD

[@MitoNova583]

4:27 I need a Chatty sitcom now

[@SunnyDeeArts]

Every bit with chat inside the car was absolute gold. The tequila moment was my personal favorite.

[@BeetleDragon]

“I wanted to hit failboat again” “That’s what I was aiming for, but I missed” Is a really funny interaction for the chatty’s in the car immediately after successfully parking

[@TerrenceOlson2]

0:47 I now want an animation of chat on a road trip.

[@RayDragonM]

We need the family roadtrip 😔😔

[@Thebestbobbyboy]

True

[@Nex1001-1]

Chatty Dee’s in a car

[@TCK7890]

They are going to their cousins in the Doug Doug chat for Christmas

[@Nex1001-1]

@ yea hehehe

[@blazingghost9963]

You programmed a car? I'm sorry Failboat i dont think i heard you right...YOU PROGRAMMED *A CAR* ???

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

*_YES_*

[@Snozzlewop]

WE’RE PROGRAMMING A BABY NEXT🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@CatLeone2003]

​@Snozzlewop You joke, but he would totally do that.

[@damienearl8302]

You wouldn't program a car

[@buildermonkey2229]

Yeah. Game developers do it all the time. Besides, even the 3D models are being developed, since what are 3D models, if not for mathematically calculated triangles? (Me rn: 🤓)

[@george_gaming]

15:20 i can just imagine chat singing "Dashing through the snow, in my rusty chevrolet! down the road i go, sliding all the way! i need new piston rings, i need some new snow tires, my car is being held together by a piece of chicken wire!" i need them to sing that, NOW

[@OliverL-cu2yw]

Perfect

[@JUMPYCOOL]

So let me get this straight. He programmed a Grandma, a dog, a cat, a lemon, and now a car? Next he’s gonna program a parrot that mimics everything he says.

[@mythicaldeerfox6933]

Nah that’s what chat for

[@g_studios6597]

thats just chat bro

[@JustSomeBro424]

So we got father, chatty dee and grandma as the family. Then the dog and the cat as pets. The the food with the lemon and now the car. So when is "I programmed an air conditioning system" coming out?

[@Mjgaming54321]

We need him to program a fridge first, so we have somewhere to store the lemon

[@Falinkslord12]

Don't forget Bloom (Is that the right name?) the talking flower in their garden committing cannibalism.

[@letsplaymeow270]

is jay the mom then?

[@Max_imum69]

noteblock's editing adds so much to the videos fr. they would not be the same without the silly little bits

[@FumeNerd1744S]

Dan plays with images while Jay and Chat struggle to drive.

[@TrashPitFoxGirl]

18:45 this is just the opening to Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies

[@bluetintedice7908]

DUAL DESTINIES MENTION!!!!!

[@WolfRider2002]

I was surprised when Chatty turned out to be the Phantom

[@bluetintedice7908]

@ you could say Metis and Clay are clowns

[@Dg-lp1vt]

​@@bluetintedice7908they aren't the clowns, they are the entire circus

[@bluetintedice7908]

@@Dg-lp1vt fun fact! This line isn’t present in the games but it is referenced in the extreme prequel games “the great ace attorney” where Barok says “to your future career in the circus”

[@mythicaldeerfox6933]

4:27 this caught me so off guard that I need to ask what is tequila tequila And why is it so funny

[@Kittygirl-Shift-Kit]

A song. It’s a song that the only word in it is tequila

[@farren956]

One at a time

[@endernightblade1958]

TEQUILA!

[@buildermonkey2229]

24:15 - 24:27 The smile of chat after saying "The jury's still out on that one" caught me off guard dude

[@rdnckgrl30]

@@buildermonkey2229 you replied, not commented.

[@Crazy56U]

The idea is simple. We put a hivemind of several thousand Waddle Dees in a car and set them loose on the highway. For balance, we have also arranged for the world’s worst Double Dash player to put on a show.

[@susannahmitchell5558]

15:53 “Then who’s watching- OH NO!” 😂

[@BeffJezos185]

Noteblock using the same sedan crash at multiple angles was hilarious

[@gren8te319]

4:38 the one guy saying tequila late was funny

[@KamerTheRealOne]

“You wouldn’t download a car”

[@ccncen]

But would you program a car?

[@LunariaDev]

no you beat me too it 😭

[@CrimsomCromobyte]

“You wouldn’t download a lizard”

[@wujunxiao1]

“I DISAGREE”

[@Super_toaster64]

You wouldn't steal a car*

[@michaelpotter9875]

The 4 chatty dees in the car, do they each have their own names? if not i propose: Chat-hren (the driver) Cha-Cha (the one who doesn't like the GPS station) Chara (spaghetti thrower) Doug (Doofus)

[@Animated-Pebble]

Undertale?

[@michaelpotter9875]

@@Animated-Pebble yea kinda

[@skelebrowhovian6817]

The... GPS station?

[@michaelpotter9875]

@@skelebrowhovian6817 Cha-Cha said it, not me

[@marshalldickinson1061]

Why’s Doug there

[@LJMeade]

First grandma,then dog,then a cat and now a car What’s next a train

[@rdnckgrl30]

Also Lemon.

[@Pr0fessorUnkn0wn]

Plane

[@farahhh_xx]

4:41 tequila tequila 😼

[@MOSalah11104]

F#£%!

[@derpster4458]

The attention to detail is funny, the one in the back had bad timing and curses at themselves for messing up the joke

[@davidzea-smith1417]

Tequila

[@mrman4211]

Tequila

[@RayDragonM]

Remember almost three or so years ago when Dan gave us the Wheel and we played Kirby Star Allies? Now we once again have a literal wheel, and it seems nothing has changed one bit.

[@jstar3382]

13:05 so, at this point the truth of the video has appeared This is Mr. Daniel Failboat playing with random PNGs like dolls while chat and Jay struggle to exist during his playtime

[@-RedroseTheoneandonly-]

Letting Chatty do anything should be labeled as a war crime.............. and I'm all for it.

[@ikergael8386]

"we're drunken and have no license" -chat, 2024, at 2:14

[@kaidenst.dennis6982]

“I’m here as a neutral party to make sure nobody has fun” -my role in my friend groups

[@Illager22]

"I'm here to cause more chaos than the chaos gremlin" -my role in my friend group

[@hello6794]

17:25 what kind of crazy DnD session is this and where can I join.

[@MipGhost]

I am guarenteed to laugh very loud and uncontrollably every time failboat uploads. *Noteblock kills it EVERY TIME.* You are the only yt id buy every merch off of

[@thatguywhodoesstuffoffical]

Mmm yes. My favorite animals. Dog, cat, CAR.

[@AsukaFangirlJassy]

My Favorite animals are Grandma, Dog, Cat, Car

[@Mortal_Kitsune]

My favourite animal is Samsung tv F88289QE

[@somemadnessfan4763]

CAR??, 47 FRIENDS??

[@SlitherWingParadox]

Mine are Dog, Cat, Grandma, Lemon and Car.

[@Archi_ha]

Mine are grandma, flower, dog, cat, lemon, and car.

[@ericwijaya2119]

I can't wait for the stream where Failboat creates a human child "Jay... I have conceived an idea most ingenious..."

[@davidzea-smith1417]

Given how Chatty canonically consists of several human beings, this is basically driving, but everyone has their hands on the wheel.

[@bluevines1303]

And pedals and stick shift and turn signal lmao

[@jstar3382]

5:44 parsec, the best service for this also one of the only

[@brawlarcher]

bro is programming the whole human civilization 🤣

[@Illager22]

He's becoming Gray Mann

[@Cozmixyte]

Right when I’m watching through Failboat’s whole Animal Crossing playlist, he releases a new video. What a coincidence

[@RayDragonM]

I had that happen while watching Dan’s Miitopia 3DS series. twice. It was an experience.

[@Illager22]

I was watching the flower ai

[@SnaksiXD]

Could you imagine if Mario Kart had collision boxes as bad as these

[@epickitim7814]

The ice cream van got me crying 😂 and also the 12:42 “THERE ALL DIFFERENT SHAPES AND COLORS”

[@echtjoep02]

18:40 average D&D session be like.😂

[@Illager22]

This is concerningly accurate

[@rickdaniel7341]

DM: “Are you really doing this?” Player: “Well, you haven’t stopped us, so…”

[@betancourtjeara]

18:40 - 18:51

[@Lazer_Specter]

That one Chatty messing up on "Tequila" got more than it should have.

[@Kerboboi7494]

I love Dan's antics, he always manages to get me legitimately laugh when I'm alone and not watching with someone else.

[@WyattW_]

5:06 as a brit, jay nailed the british accent lol

[@RulggedVocks]

24:59 HER SCREAM KILLS ME 😭😭

[@RandomStudios007]

I live these ideas.the chat plays stuff are always awesome.

[@susannahmitchell5558]

4:26 I love the Waddle Dee Family Sitcom! 😂

[@SpHyperspeed]

What next? The entire international space station?

[@Bupboy]

You jest, but the power of python and a "5 minute" coding adventure can make precisely that happen

[@timothyfromwisconsin]

I genuinely want to know if noteblock actually has fun editing these videos with all the chaos

[@Adder6112]

this seems more like a sophist video with all the green screen car crashes

[@Door227]

“Editor…”

[@susannahmitchell5558]

21:30 “That’s not a Red Shell! That’s the RMS Titanic! NO!” 🚢

[@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439]

11:57 MERMAID MAN

[@rudyrutherford2861]

And barnacleboy

[@sasandbernard7862]

Jay has the energy of a very patient day care manager trying his best to herd small children.

[@penguin_reader_yt9510]

"Noteblock strap a gun to our car" Mad Max/Gaslands (the tabletop game) be like

[@jaysonjackson3455]

4:27 Tequila 6:15 sup 7:39 granny on the loose 8:15 granny on the loose 2 10:05 hit-bocks and crashes 10:40 Chatty vs the law 10:50 get rid of the stash 12:30 ice cream 13:40 giants and dentist appointments 14:14 bomb checkpoint 14:40 hit the nitro 15:57 waddle dee pile up. 17:00 clown attack 17:10 revenge 17:30 a day in court 18:00 hearing sentencing and resolution. 18:45 boom 23:48 they won!

[@Hacker_des_Chaos]

22:26 We need a Twitch emode of it! Or a fanart

[@leopardbunny]

really appreciating the "Failboat plays toys with the stream assets" genre of videos lately

[@noods1406]

This is taking “backseat driving” to a different level

[@55alegria]

18:46 Wow! Didn't know that Failboat was playing Ace Attorney today!

[@DavidCosmology]

Fully believing that Failboat will program the heat death of the universe someday

[@Portuzil16]

The random moments inside the chattymobile are funny as hell. Especially the "tequila" one

[@HaveYouSeenMePFP]

4:18 KEVIN SPOTTED

[@FireFoxxoboi69]

Who's kevin

[@Els-marieLarsson]

​@FireFoxxoboi69 it's giving "WHO'S JASON?!?!"

[@FireFoxxoboi69]

@@Els-marieLarsson please i need elaboration here

[@HaveYouSeenMePFP]

@@FireFoxxoboi69 Kevin "press B to throw a bomb" kevin "at the next intersection turn left, then turn right."

[@jaysonjackson3455]

Imagine if Failboat programmed an estranged cousin for chatty and we just end up with two chatty dees bouncing off of eachother and getting increasingly more chaotic!

[@joeym1230]

Alternate title: Failboat torments chat and Jaymoji for 23 minutes and then there’s a race… Kind of

[@HeroponSuperT]

18:45 This moment was so out of left field, and it was hilarious!

[@jimhorn3193]

2:38 Then who's watching Foxy?

[@KyleKiske254]

✋🦊🤚

[@scooterpilot]

4:31 the funniest part about this is someone made shorts about the gps being the music and tequila was one of the songs

[@thelivingglitch1371]

21:31 SEA OF THIEVES THEME IN THE BACKGROUND!

[@MarcosValcuende]

Of course the natural continuation of programming a dog and a cat would be programming a car

[@rubyginsberg]

“We are drunk and have no license” Ah, that explains everything

[@keroppiew]

these little animations of the chat/waddle dees are probably my favorite part of the video JFLEHFKEHDJ

[@thelazypanda12]

that car is a clown car. you open the door and you have a chat tsunami.

[@SJAYTEE]

i love how this went from parallel parking vs mario kart to chatty dee murdering everyone and giant things getting on the road

[@Hacker_des_Chaos]

16:20 give us a tank!

[@sonicpro_1]

Summarize failboats chat in a single situation: Failboat: "Oh no, you've been taken to court!" Chat: *Bombs the court*

[@eNCy.]

Great. Now program the worlds strongest *A I R F R Y E R*

[@Tristy2007]

Failboat is the only person I know who managed to program not only a car, but a dog a cat and a lemon. What's next, a frog?

[@Captain_Timezone]

Next failboat vid be like: I programmed a Optimus prime that chat has to use to fight bad guys and can transform before I beat super smash bros ultimate

[@T1AOMr.Turtle]

HAPPY NEW YEAR, DUDE 🎉🥳

[@rujirotechainara]

8:30 grandma's road rage

[@nintendork_135]

The grandma segments had me WHEEZING please do more with her I'm begging

[@TooLazyFor_A_Name]

2:23 almost a pointcrow reference

[@Door227]

It used to be a pointcrow reference, then they got to them

[@somerandomguy-3102]

i could watch an entire sitcom about chatty

[@ConorMacdougall-smith]

At 20:34 I was the one who said die

[@Cr1pt1c1]

You sent me into a fit of laughter it was hilarious 😂

[@Thisisrockyandheiscute]

U made the dvid so much funnier

[@Astro_TheStar]

You sure?

[@ConorMacdougall-smith]

@@Astro_TheStar yeah it was the first stream I actually caught live to like cried when this happened it was so stupid

[@reece-xo9xk]

As some one from New Jersey I can confirm this is how we talk 3:59

[@kylan429]

15:55 i love this bit so much

[@Avikado7]

Next is a Boat [It always Fails to do what you ask it to]

[@fedethegreat88]

Absolute cinema ✋🙂🤚

[@Avikado7]

@fedethegreat88 *Absolute Cinema.*

[@PowerTower694]

If he makes another Pizza Tower video, try completing a full floor (P Ranks, Achievements) before chat can guess over 256 pizza types or less.

[@Sheppyfrfr]

Right. Next thing he’s programming is a house. I’m calling it

[@evoliteeverstone41]

The POVs of the Chat in a car is crippling my lungs, I can't stop laughing!

[@ChasetheYTcheetah]

It’s no longer Failboat…it’s MishapCar!

[@haikarawalker6996]

18:54 “I plead the fifth… and the second!” *blows up courtroom*

[@brendaperez9153]

Car is rolling around at the speed of sound

[@somemadnessfan4763]

wow! Chat is just as good as Spongebob when it comes to driving!