The most Terrifying Kirby game 2

Kirby will peak when it brings back the clown ability
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[@duncaneigg8819]

“Would Haltmann J-walk?” Haltmann would buy the entire road, hack the traffic light, and make sure there’s as many cars waiting as possible before he crossed the street. So while technically it’s not J-walking, the intent is there.

[@samkeiser9776]

I mean, he does own all the roads

[@pacifistichuman82649]

it’s a *HAL-walk*

[@wildfire9280]

It’s like my grandpa always says. Why buy the road when you can buy the government that owns the roads? A great man he was.

[@Chicken-Rice]

Hay-Walk

[@PonandCon9025]

What Kirby Character would Jaywalk continued Fransisca: Would not jaywalk Flamberge: Would burn the road, therefore removing any chance of jaywalking Zan Partizanne: Would find an incredibly complicated way to cross the street without jaywalking Gorimondo: Not only would he jaywalk, he'd destroy the crosswalk, forcing you to jaywalk Clawroline: Would jaywalk and make a huge deal about it Leongar: He'd only jaywalk if he was bribed to do so. Ribbon: You can't jaywalk if you fly Void: He'd go out of his way to jaywalk on every single road in existence Pon & Con: Would jaywalk if an intruder was on the other side of the road Kracko: Clouds can't jaywalk.

[@dazcar2203]

kirby WOULD jaywalk, simply because he was never told about traffic laws. if he was aware of his crimes he'd stop

[@xmanrose9419]

Correct

[@arthropodqueen]

jaywalking is only illegal in america

[@kyltredragmire4939]

@@arthropodqueen Then was that Austrian cop just bored when he lectured me for it?

[@catinsspace3353]

Incorrect, woba knight had definitely taught him not to

[@dazcar2203]

@@catinsspace3353 he's tried, although every time he does kirby stabs him in the leg before he can get a word in

[@AlannaArtroid]

10:34 "Beep boop like the hit game Friday Night Funkin'." *"I'M TURNING OFF THE TEXT-TO-SPEECH!!!"* I love how THAT'S what sends him over the edge. Not the jaywalking, not the flirting with the bosses, *THAT.*

[@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk]

He's got a point, that shit's annoying.

[@pacifistichuman82649]

It's true, though. FNF died out as fast as Sonic's speed.

[@curlybrace4984]

@@pacifistichuman82649 Plus the devs abandoned it lol lmao

[@MrEggington2]

FnF died faster than my dad left me.

[@Serious5GamingS5G]

"Why is daddy Haltmann inside the mommy computer?" 💀

[@barstoolblethins8428]

That cockroach edit killed me! The idea of an evil business lord who did all this planning says "take a look at this" and shows some random pink creature that he just met a stupid meme rather than going into this long, villainous speech is brilliant to me.

[@frostyvoid827]

Well, even more credence to the theory that Haltmann was native to Shiver Star

[@user-zw3on4bx2t]

GET A LOAD OF THIS!! now that I think about it, Haltmann and Eggman have a lot in common.

[@Mike14264]

Imagine the whole plot of the game was actually that Haltmann is so obsessed with providing the cosmos with the best memes that he tries to generate what he considers to be "perfect memes" with AI, and he consumes the worlds, their resources and their memes, all to feed them into the algorithm.

[@MitoNova583]

Never forget the absolute GALAXY brain Dan had ordering an amiibo from the fastest delivery service in the universe to scan onto his totally real not Citra 3DS

[@Iris_Descent]

what I'm not gonna forget is that Star Dream weathervane tweet more than anything

[@MitoNova583]

@@Iris_Descent still one of my worst tweets ever

[@Iris_Descent]

we can agree on that

[@neaosmt1562]

@@MitoNova583 are you a fan of king of fighters

[@cyberneticsquid]

@@Iris_Descent The what

[@ImJustHere8888]

Dan seems like the type of person who would buy a Dedede amiibo just to prove a point that Kirby doesn’t jaywalk

[@rusted_soul]

Fr tho

[@link_V.2010]

dewott

[@aperson472]

Yeah..

[@MIKIMAHI_Ltd.]

and make a whole bit on it

[@EeveeMaster547]

I mean, he did! I saw nothing wrong with that section whatsoever.

[@eNCy.]

6:45 Having Mecha knight be voiced by chat is funny because the white face with the red circle on his face makes him look like a clown

[@aforkingfork]

Lmao

[@torchrandom9059]

3:40 about the pee water logic I can actually confirm that Chat does jaywalk. Back during elementary years whenever my mom would pick me up from school we'd have to cross a street/intersection with no traffic lights, sort of like that one road where DDD took over the playthrough for a second to progress the game earlier in the video

[@pneusur]

I jaywalk, for the glory

[@thrax7270]

@@pneusurI jaywalk for fun

[@theonetruedoggo4808]

​@@pneusur How many streets can you jaywalk in under 10 minutes

[@pneusur]

@@theonetruedoggo4808 8-9

[@pacifistichuman82649]

I do not jaywalk, I am a good person. (Not to say some jaywalkers aren't good people but y'know what I mean I just abide by law)

[@princesssaturn7769]

The totally real 3ds has control to everything, which includes- the Haltmann’s voice, beautiful motion controls, death, the power to use amiibos, death, and the continuous lore of jaywalking.

[@philippeleprohon4823]

And death.

[@Tobi-hq3xe]

And also death

[@paxgallery6646]

you forgot death

[@marcosluismartinmorales5523]

@@Tobi-hq3xe don't forget about death

[@Tobi-hq3xe]

@@marcosluismartinmorales5523 ah right, thanks👍

[@literallynoone9923]

My favorite part of the Mecha Knight fight was when he said "It's Wobing time" and Woba'd all over himself

[@blakksheep736]

That definitely was one of the wobas of all time.

[@richardclark1369]

Truly a certified Woba moment

[@LlamissIGuess]

Lol

[@eforaffort]

nah it was when waddle doo said "it's beam attackin time" and beam attack'd all over heaven

[@undertalegamer8571]

a true wobahead like myself

[@diamondblue907]

9:51 Fail, talking in Susie’s place: “My dad is dead now! :D” Me, who knows Susie’s lore: “How did he know!?”

[@lynettemurray1331]

Wait really?

[@diamondblue907]

@@lynettemurray1331 Yeah, Haltmann is actually Susie’s dad! You’d have to read her wiki (or wherever the wiki got its information idk), but he is actually her dad

[@nikolap490]

@@lynettemurray1331 In MetaNightmare's throwback game mode, who is Waht If...? the screens stop at Susie and President Haltmann, showing that they are most likely father and daughter.

[@gamingrainbowandothers293]

@@diamondblue907 Wait, I thought that was obvious

[@derpaderpy4931]

0:52 So, literally nobody has mentioned this for months, so I'm gonna mention it. Failboat, in his infinite wisdom, indeed does know that Kirby doesn't jaywalk. However, in that infinite wisdom, he neglected to take into account that he is at a *zebra crossing* here, where pedestrians ALWAYS have the right of way.

[@DJkrazyHarold]

Omg your right

[@Pixelcraftian]

_"You can't spell WFAILBOAT without the W-- I'm an idiot."_ waddle doo dies doing what he loves, gets revived by god himself and dies twice as fast. awesome video

[@TheMotherOfLegendSeeker]

How do you do the slanted words

[@That0neDude]

put _ around what you want to put italics on

[@dylantucker5374]

"He didnt even get ta clobba dat dair kirbeh!" - King Dedede, probably.

[@ChristopherMoom]

13:32 - 13:45 Since this video ends with the heaven joke I guess you could say Kirby's drill pierced the heavens Looking back at Robobot's finale sequence, I'm still amazed at how HAL pulled out all the stops for it, and I'm glad it was enhanced by chat's constant flirting

[@kanaster7305]

Row Row Fight da Power

[@LuhvChipz]

18 MINUTES AGO!????

[@windam.mk.4.340]

Touch the untouchable, break the unbreakable

[@link_V.2010]

dewott from 1 hour in the future

[@squidkid6442]

I'm sticking to the whole " christopher moon commenter" thing

[@applehead2134]

I can't decide which is funnier: Haltmann being into NFTs or, despite trying to take over a planet, being utterly horrified by them.

[@Vernias]

The little Waddle Doo who couldn't

[@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958]

VERNIAS-?! :O

[@ARandomSandygast]

beam attack

[@omlett6482]

of course Kirby wouldn't jaywalk, he'd just float over the road at a safe distance to avoid the cars. You don't see Birds wait for traffic lig- actually wait, crows do that sometimes... nevermind

[@undertalegamer8571]

You don't see flying pink orbs that look like bir- actually wait that happens too

[@NianJKL]

You weren’t here for the stream but he actually said that flying over doesn’t count and that if you’ve ever been on a plane you’ve J-walked

[@dreadtroopeer8884]

Jay-flying does not count.

[@undertalegamer8571]

@@NianJKL i guess ive jaywalked a lot

[@jurassician3725]

crows do that specifically because they want food, they actively use cars to crack hard nuts and seeds they cannot break themselves. Waiting for food to cook is not jaywalking

[@khaoskeyglitchy2028]

Gotta love how this could become a canonical meme where every character failboat sends to heaven and memes about makes heaven even more crowded

[@dresseuse_de_johto]

But the real question is do you still go to heaven if you jaywalk

[@slimewizard7350]

@@dresseuse_de_johto That is the mystery of this arc

[@leechy7204]

@DresseusedeJohto Haha ! no

[@dresseuse_de_johto]

@@leechy7204 Chat does not go to heaven confirmed

[@krisblazer]

BEAM ATTACK

[@CAGaming-re1uk]

3:31 I felt that "beam attack!" It's like he's determined to kill Kirby once and for all!

[@jesiel6312]

He immediately he die

[@dizzy_jump]

then he gets his ass kicked three times as fast

[@flo_1529]

2:11 in Germany the car drivers were breaking the law because in that case they have to let the non-car drivers over at the crosswalk without traffic lights, and the car drivers have to stop especially for the non-car drivers

[@TheFectoElfilis]

9:27 The first time I read that line, I misread it as sausages, so it's just an inside joke now that every time I see it, I read it as "WILD SAUSAGES!"

[@galfinsp7216]

Thought something similar when I heard the song ‘savages’ done for pocohantas.

[@Helluva_Boss_Blitz]

He's also blushing lmao

[@OficeChair]

I never expected beam attack to be meme'd on so much but here we are.

[@muffinking2938]

And here we are amiright

[@holdonculbreth6875]

*and here we are*

[@VolcanicoD.S.]

Beam attack

[@canalso5806]

*AND HERE WE ARE*

[@linguicaguy]

And here we are

[@theuselessnoob8320]

Gotta love how the enemies were still loaded at 5:35 lmao

[@sussyboi6987]

13:12 beam attack

[@registered_idiot]

11:07 Kirby, assisted by Susie’s robot mech and Meta Knight’s Halberd, began his fight against the ultimate jaywalking machine: *Star Dream.*

[@The-fourth-agent]

And there’s an entity called chat simping on it

[@mr.mothly]

I believe you mean “mommy machine”

[@prosylan6368]

But star dream doesn't have legs how is he going to jaywalk

[@artist686]

@@prosylan6368 star dream is the kind of machine that would obtain legs just to jaywalk

[@prosylan6368]

@@artist686 true

[@star-aether]

Fun fact! Star Dream, being the main operating system of a clockwork star, and the access ark being a repurposed body of a clockwork star, is basically like a detached brain taking over the corpse of something else! Enjoy the implications!

[@sinteleon]

To be fair, it did just moments ago take over the not-yet-corpse of someone else, so...

[@CaptainCFalcon]

@@sinteleon ooooooh, so it's the detached brain of something taking over a corpse, so that they can use THAT corpse to take over ANOTHER corpse! *_DAMN_* Star Dream, you really know how to pull those strings _girl..._

[@MitoNova583]

ah yes, I love me some parasitism & horrifying implications in my puffball baby game! (lighthearted)

[@star-aether]

@@MitoNova583 finally someone gets it!

[@mr.mothly]

2 for one love interests for chat

[@thewaddledeegamer7435]

10:13 wah happen?

[@user-bk6xc3oj4o]

13:37 "who the hell do you think i am"

[@Wanten-the-stormtrooper]

I loved that moment when Woba Knight said "It's wobin' time" and wobbed on everyone; I've no doubts whatsoever that it'll become one of THE moments in video game HISTORY!

[@Alganaut]

fr fr

[@sdtwirix1126]

"IT'S WOBIN' TIME" -Mecha Knight

[@Moss_Dude]

3:22 _Eye forgive you..._

[@playtimeMaddyB]

😂

[@asourlemon0722]

Terminalmontage reference (spelt wrong probably)

[@jenirox1]

13:42 The end is so funny

[@VideoBrother]

Star Dream like: "Don't even ask!"🤣

[@mrminty1965]

8:53 Beam Attack - Part 4

[@littleguystar]

I like how Haltmann is taken over by Star Dream, and Star Dream instantly goes to erase his soul from existence, and nobody bats an eye since this is Kirby this game took my heart since launch

[@Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy]

I remember some lore about being able to hear his screams of pain too

[@luiscloon3784]

@@Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy yep, you can hear it faintly in the star dream soul os fight.

[@devourerofgodsonexpertmode1415]

The most terrifying Kirby game just got more terrifying So basically star dream destroyed haltmanns body, and left his soul alive and is pretty much using his as energy for the core bc you only hear him from the core. By destroying star dream, you release haltmanns soul, so he’s either moved to the Kirbo afterlife, or, since his soul was used as a power source, turning it to a physical object, he just lingers. Never going to the Kirb afterlife.

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

@@devourerofgodsonexpertmode1415 Haltmann's soul only lingers around. Susie may not be too devastated by his loss but she has already accepted she had lost him to Star Dream a long time ago.

[@captainblue5096]

@@devourerofgodsonexpertmode1415 And in the Soul OS fight, Star Dream straight up deletes his soul. So yeah, I don’t think we wanna flirt with this mommy Chat

[@unknownentityenthusiast6765]

8:37 “Why is it always bosses with you guys?” Hey, might as well marry for status!

[@gacha2.010]

7:47 this whole scene had me dead

[@jimrdm71]

0:43 comedy genius right there

[@natsusekai6190]

I believe that Kirby would 100% follow the rules at a crosswalk But I also believe that Kirby absolutely does not understand how a crosswalk works, he just likes the pretty yellow stripes on the ground :)

[@pacifistichuman82649]

And then the cars coming actually stop for Kirby to get back on the path. Plus, the yellow stripes are nice so I don't blame Kirby.

[@ThatOneAlternateUniverseAries]

7:50 i'm still waiting for people to turn this into a meme.

[@Le_niffty]

Beam attack is still a meme

[@ThatOneAlternateUniverseAries]

@@Le_niffty BEAM ATTACK!!!... oh i missed i'll get him next time. BEAM ATTACK!!! haha maybe this'll stop him, BEAM ATTA-OH (ends up in heaven because of dat der kirby)

[@BigHatLoganGaming]

I really wanna see edits of "take a look at this"

[@Le_niffty]

@@ThatOneAlternateUniverseAries Ey Commented that in like a different video

[@ThatOneAlternateUniverseAries]

@@Le_niffty Yes, i did actually. I saw a clip of it somewhere and commented that i called that it would turn into a meme.

[@Golden12500]

6:57 It's wobin' time

[@owengonzalez6819]

“Woba, woba, here comes Meta Knight!” Still gets me

[@estherplayzkiel2403]

3:17 Beam attack!

[@eggzwithaz1980]

Bonkers would only jaywalk if he was hanging out with some people who would be a bad influence on him and he would think it was cool so thats the ONLY situation where Bonkers would jaywalk.

[@JadeJuno]

So like Gooey!

[@fluffy698]

No, Gooey would be too preoccupied with something else to jaywalk.

[@dizzy_jump]

i feel like he would jaywalk only out of spite of something or to prove a point

[@l1ghtd3m0n3]

5:30 Lesson learned: never insult Kirby while he has Plasma

[@sawyersnyder-cb4cq]

Never insult Kirby in general cause if you do, you dead😵☠️😵☠️😵☠️

[@Neil-rl4lk]

Spark*

[@l1ghtd3m0n3]

@@Neil-rl4lk tomato tomahto

[@Neil-rl4lk]

@@l1ghtd3m0n3 ye

[@Neil-rl4lk]

@@l1ghtd3m0n3just it’s called spark in this game

[@enderguyx2081]

Fun fact: my first time fighting Star Dream, when I died, I couldn’t help but laugh at the cartoony death sfx while a whole-ass battleship, probably with people on it, was spiraling out of the skies

[@simonomis2557]

9:04 Had me crying laughing : failboat : hey ! Haltmann ! would you jaywalk ? Haltmann: **moans** failboat : moaning is not a valid answer a few seconds later : WAIT BEFORE YOU DIE WOULD YOU JAYWALK ?

[@Neil-rl4lk]

14 seconds later

[@Kajic]

11:02 “no… My beam attack…!”

[@dizzy_jump]

wait, every shot kirby takes there is a beam attack in one way or another

[@kellyparker5026]

KIRBY BROKE THE 4TH WALL 5:15

[@lynettemurray1331]

He does so at least once in every game

[@SeaToon]

1:14 Could’ve flew over it, wouldn’t be walking at all

[@fluxcptndavey4378]

3:33: Finally. Waddle Doo is here for his Redempti- Nevermind.

[@staticthejolteon]

Lol

[@Magical_Huffy08082]

It was an honor to be part of this stream and watch Fail literally take 30 minutes just to cross the road this was awesome! ❤️ Edit: MOM GET THE CAMERA 📷 IM FAMOUS 💥. Edit 2: Dang y’all are awesome #MoomBeamattackwawa

[@link_V.2010]

dewott

[@jaxnsmash]

@Toxenhern D-Dewott? Buddy, you came back! I thought Arceus killed you!

[@penguin_reader_yt9510]

@Toxenhern AYOOO DEWOTTTTTT

[@exi_m7074]

I joined at the part and waited the full 30 minutes for gameplay.

[@Zoiler]

bro said im famous after getting 500 likes 💀💀

[@abra_escaped]

Ah yes, Kirby! The kids game where a supercomputer gradually overwrites a man's mind and soul, causing him to forget about his own daughter!

[@user-zw3on4bx2t]

Immediately followed by a death cult that summoned Thanos' dad, which was then followed by a disgusting goo that turned into Mewthree and tried to destroy two worlds at once. Just normal kids games.

[@stephenparadza6293]

3:10 The Beam attack strikes again!

[@Flash_0917]

12:39 love how some people just started saying “Beam attack”

[@goldiethecat210]

That time Waddle Doo got reincarnated as a flashlight

[@Le_niffty]

@@goldiethecat210 And then he got that Kirby

[@nikolap490]

@@Le_niffty Too bad it's not canon.

[@Azurezuu]

the Waddle Doo arc has finally reached it's climax.

[@BlueStorm988]

Even tho it only lasted 2 parts-

[@Cutestcatonearth]

Beam attack

[@Shrewstorm1]

@@BlueStorm988 no waddle doo’s essence was in star dreams beam attack

[@lucaschannel1113]

@@Cutestcatonearthwaddle doo it is me God

[@sbisby1388]

you thought

[@mrpoopguy-qf7qb]

He back 3:32

[@WorldZProductions]

0:24 I like how he's talking about Jaywalking and stuff, and just compliments Susie But the way that he compliment sounds a lil... i dunno, hehehe ("Hello Susie~")

[@IsTheMeep]

11:03 In Memory of Beam Attack Waddle Doo

[@SemiHypercube]

Everyone's asking if everyone would jaywalk but would Failboat jaywalk? Great editing as always

[@spamton4990]

Yes he would.

[@gamerbird7783]

Failboat would Jay walk so Kirby didn't have to

[@pizzademon1371]

Dan would not only jaywalk, he would make fun of everyone driving while jaywalking

[@problempixel-ian2663]

Ok but question: does Jay own Jaywalking?

[@MitoNova583]

as of Cult of the Lamb, he is in fact a jaywalker, since he's mentioned that people into ritualistic sacrifice & jaywalkers tend to have a near perfect overlap he's part of a cult now, so he falls under that overlap

[@fuccraft5046]

11:13 star fox but better be like

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

6:06 Mr DanieL I suggest you cope and seethe

[@luigithegamer2493]

I thought his name was Wayne

[@benjaminferrizzi1380]

​@@luigithegamer2493 who told you that?

[@weirdtyrant6274]

7:51 That was either one of the worse or one of the best times to take a drink of water and honestly I'm not sure which one it is.

[@BigHatLoganGaming]

"take a look at this" ngl I laughed at that

[@kellyrivera9915]

Haltman:Take a look at this Cocroach:Skidowastawhinipaupaupauwawawaaaa

[@TheShoodle]

I laughed so hard at 10:51🤣 Susie: *smack* Robobot: O W I love your channels sense of humor failboat! Keep up the good work!

[@eNCy.]

Because the Deedeede clone split into three, I imagine they would be called "Dee", "Dee", and "De". Perhaps instead, each clone could be specified by the number of E's, so Deedeede clone three would be called "Deee"

[@asrieldreemurr8059]

Make a show out of it called: Dee, Dee n De

[@edwingenealexander5394]

Edd, Ed and Eddy

[@Bee_honk13]

@@edwingenealexander5394 where does ed edd and eddy fit in here? we are talking about de dee and deee

[@dylantucker5374]

Dee, De and D33(pronounced Dee)

[@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk]

@@edwingenealexander5394 Dee, De, and Dede.

[@Mark-tq7bf]

2:23 I mean yeah he is Kirby. BUT he copied Dedede's Jaywalking abilities. So it is still legal

[@TheRealSuperKirby]

13:36 "guess how you're gonna die? You're gonna die by firing a drill."

[@eeveeblazelol]

Failure: “You know about numbers? Name every number” Me, an intellectual: ∞, -∞

[@philippeleprohon4823]

You mean ]-inf, inf[

[@sussyboi6987]

12:04 facts I fear it to

[@ThePuff18]

8:28 *DOG* *WANANANANA* *ROBOT DOG* *WANANANANANA*

[@flfl7136]

Frog dude reference aw hell yeah

[@slimeblue4873]

If we go by German street laws, that crosswalk is specifically for pedestrians to use. The cars would have to stop to let Kirby cross the street unscathed. Kirby would not have jay walked! He would have been the victim of a hit and run!

[@The_Jzoli]

That's what I thought. As long as there's a crosswalk, it's not jaywalking. Well unless the crosswalks have traffic lights and it's red. But this one didn't!

[@spiromint6221]

12:29 I think failboats absolutely petrified voice when he’s talking about a chicken js so funny for no reason

[@lotrocreep]

4:42 TRIPLE THE DDD TRIPLE THE D

[@firephantom0941]

7:06 perfect timing for an ad😂

[@masonthesussycyanimp]

A but late bud. The beats ad opportunity was a few video seconds ago.

[@firephantom0941]

@@masonthesussycyanimpoh yeah true

[@GraysonMSM]

same

[@DoubleDbababoi]

7:20 im dead🤣

[@lugoorstar]

Using amibos to prove a character’s ability of jaywalking is the only purpose they sould serve

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

10:56 IS THAT A GURREN LAGAN REFERENCE? Wait WHOLE GAME IS THE GURREN LAGAN REFERENCE

[@yoylecat1017]

4:36 The ddd clone haved childs

[@Murr248]

Wanna know what always concerned me? At the start of Access Ark, Kirby enters the Arc through an entrance just about to close. This entrance is is located at the bottom of the Arc... at the bottom... Between it's legs. And later, we see that the whole Arc is a sentient being as Star Dream. So that raises a really big question, since Star Dream/The Access Ark clearly has anatomy given the placement of that entrance, *doesn’t that mean Kirby entered Star Dream by flying up it’s…*

[@leek.3671]

👁 👄 👁

[@arhyllinchroma9062]

Well how else would he Access the Ark?

[@asierx7047]

😳

[@PoyoDreamer]

No!

[@austinfletchermusic]

Ant Man moment

[@gillioxl]

8:22 Dr. Disrespect has entered the chatroom

[@fionamcdonagh9209]

13:24 OOH! MAYBE I'LL STOP HIM IN TIME! BEAM ATTACK! MAYBE I'LL STOP HIM IN TIME! BEAM ATTACK! MAYBE I'LL STOP HIM IN TIME! NOPE! DRILL ATTACK! *BOOM* (back with waddle Doo)

[@dizzy_jump]

1:34 i got an ad for an iphone pro 14 here scan an amiibo onto your phone

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Dedede clones: Identity theft is not a joke, Failboat! Millions of families suffer every year! Failboat: *Haha, eating the forbidden nacho cheese go brrr* 6 ball and a 9 ball...69, of course this game is nice. Foolish of you to assume Kirby even has morals. He yeets random civilians, eats them and gains their identity 24/7

[@rogue_2k374]

I love when Dan says “But Dedede would” the sax begins playing.

[@SlyHikari03]

13:32 what most of you clicked for

[@123qpp]

13:21 lol

[@illusionist1872]

The way he said "Hello, Susie." Just. That was so hostile and smug simultaneously.

[@angelnava6964]

10:34 I find it hilarious that the last straw is Friday Night Funkin'. Like the moment FNF is mentioned is where Dan cuts chat functions lol

[@funnyguyseek1639]

5:00 its mechadede-freaking lazer

[@BlizzBobm]

1:50 Detroit starts here

[@manupm9161]

I love how world 4 is so forgettable that failboat just cut it off the video

[@MitoNova583]

granted the actual commentary in that part of the stream was mostly him talking about TMG & jaywalking

[@MasterMarx]

The only thing you shouldn't forget about World 4 is the music.

[@dizzy_jump]

@@MitoNova583 we want to hear him talk about jaywalking though

[@sapotheo4515]

1:03 nobody tell him how an uncontrolled intersection works. Or, for that matter, right of way laws.

[@baconpro4126]

8:04 jesus how much bluetooth DO YOU NEED-

[@Neil-rl4lk]

Haltman and susie: *all of it we can be the only one that have Bluetooth.*

[@Maspuffball]

Kirby really just called a god's death laser a Beam attack and continued to kill it WoW Failboats good

[@you-mc1py]

kirby would eat the crosswalk and become it.

[@smpltxt.]

People would jaywalk *on* kirby

[@Xxblade17]

True

[@kellyrivera9915]

Or mouthful it

[@maxschwitzer9390]

I love how he's going "it's nova" and the lore is actually just that it's an artificial nova.

[@kellyrivera9915]

Well actually the ancients created lots of novas like the one of super star and star dream who is a broken one and haltman started to build it because he was curious of that and then some random portals maked her disapear and haltman thinked that her daughter was dead and wanted to finish it so he could see her again because he discovered that it could make wishes true but while the reconstruction he was losing his memory and when susie did come back star dream did erased his memory so he becomed a heartless person and died without knowing that his daughter was always with him Ps: yes I spent 15 minutes writing this Ps2:very sad story

[@unitds27-delta]

Guys, Star Dream isn't a Nova. Star Dream is Haltmann's computer. Access Ark is a Nova.

[@Gironomafiaboss]

9:00 made me laugh

[@RazLooa]

i feel like kirby would probably jaywalk on complete accident, once a year, not always, but every few years he probably would.

[@paigejustneedstocope]

“And here we are!” references everywhere. I love it.

[@slimewizard7350]

2:01 failboat hurt sound confirmed (also can someone clip this whole segment? It is absolute gold.)

[@RandomBadAnimations]

"triple the dedede triple the D" R34 artists: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN NOW

[@gothnerd887]

5:20 Wow, Dr Wily's had a glow up or is it Eggman?