The most Terrifying Kirby game

[@Courg]

Fun fact, this isn’t even the first time jaywalking was brought up during KPR. Back when Boatman played Meta Knightmare Returns, jaywalking was brought up for the exact same reason, which led into discussing if various Kirby characters would jaywalk or not. Time truly is a flat circle.

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

Or a big ball.

[@michaelhammers7828]

Priorities

[@boppertron4929]

Also his first playthrough of Robobot, he was convinced that the pink 1 side of the dice was safe then as well, and figured out the exact same way and refused to believe it the same way

[@katsoupman3218]

KPR?

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

@@katsoupman3218 Planet robobot

[@failbuster6468]

7:57 fun fact about this part, Boat actually didn't die right after he said that. He then jumped in the pit and redid the move and didn't save himself so he could use it as a bit for the video.

[@GaminJapasian]

You just had to be there.

[@TruelyAstern]

I knew Failboat was a Liar

[@MitchTH]

Can confirm

[@APerson-ws4cw]

ye can confirm

[@edentague8141]

yup.

[@afishguy3617]

King Dedede wouldn’t Jaywalk, he’d run across the street and tell the cops that it didn’t count because he wasn’t walking.

[@CeaselessEntertainment8468]

he'd then pursuade the cops into thinking kirby was jaywalking so they can Clobber Dat Dere Kirbeh!

[@Starlight_Lake]

But Kirby would eat the cops and become one to arrest dedede

[@coriib.8928]

Then he's Jayrunning.

[@kaienjin5468]

To be fair, he COULD say that.

[@nataud6200]

He is the king after all *MEANWHILE KIRBY*

[@princetrashy8949]

“You wouldn’t download a lizard” is still one of my favorite quotes from this

[@myarmsrgone]

My favourite quote is "Beam Attack"

[@for4269]

​@@myarmsrgoneOh, you dirty casual...

[@Paper4-k1]

It’s now a song by Juno Songs

[@WelcomeToHypersHouse]

You wouldn't just download a bomb?

[@mistermanthe4th]

You forget that Hyness literally decked one of his subordinates for being in his way when going to fight Kirby. He would not just jaywalk; he would walk in a straight line for miles on end, stopping only to obliterate anything that stood in his path, and then suddenly realize he had only intended to go to the store to buy milk.

[@sarafontanini7051]

and then on that realsioantion he would scream and do a dance of pure madness and rage

[@Missingno_Miner]

Hyness would walk in the middle of the road solely out of spite for whoever made jaywalking illegal.

[@TurbopropPuppy]

Hyness would jaywalk but he would also kill anyone who dares to jaywalk around him 'cause he's the only one allowed to break rules

[@edentague8141]

@@TurbopropPuppy no, he would sacrifice the others who jaywalked near him

[@sorio99]

…is it bad that that’s actually the plot to a fanfiction I’m writing?

[@poninefreak3321]

Ah yes, the Beam Attack and the whole jaywalking debate. Truly iconic moments in the history of Failboat.

[@kamanyawaezakiel9292]

The original Beam attack trilogy, then it was expanded with dead kirby, then there was lore.

[@gdadamos2302]

Beam attack!

[@Glarestar]

⁠@@gdadamos2302Oh I missed maybe this one will get him. Beam attack!

[@premierballreal]

​@@GlarestarHaha! Maybe ths will hit em. Beam atOH-

[@theboi7995]

@@premierballreal*heaven music plays*

[@loganogarek4851]

2:40 It cuts almost too perfectly and cracks me up every time edit: stop liking my comment save the likes for people who deserve them

[@typemasters2871]

Beam Atta-WAH!

[@THETVGCHANNEL]

"beam attack! Haha, let me try again- beam attac- *WOOA-* I can see why

[@nati3eta]

Haha, maybe this will hit em, beam att-WHA!

[@AlfredAlfersSlave]

Beam attack! aw maybe i’ll get em next time. Beam attack! i’ll get em next time..Beam att A-

[@Waffle_king386]

Beam att- waaah

[@centuritron]

Chat: "Would Adeline jaywalk?" Dan: "Good question, here's my college thesis on why she would."

[@ThereforeTower]

“while fighting the robot version of the wall of flesh from terraria”

[@isaacthelad496]

Adeline would be too scared to Ribbon would just fly over with her

[@constellationmaker145]

@@isaacthelad496Ribbon would wait for the light.

[@isaacthelad496]

@@constellationmaker145 She absolutely would, but Ribbon could also just fly like 20 feet above the road instead of walking

[@MistahPortable]

@@isaacthelad496Jay-flying

[@ChristopherMoom]

Because of how prevalent jaywalking was as a topic in this video, I really think HAL should make "Kirby and the Forgotten Traffic Laws" and give us some REAL lore I'm so glad Robobot's getting a second playthrough, it's such a solid game both aesthetically and gameplay-wise

[@SemiHypercube]

Oh yeah haven't you mentioned that this is your favorite Kirby game?

[@luckywii8731]

I was just playing this game today and I can relate too all the comments here lol

[@ChristopherMoom]

@@SemiHypercube on top of being my favorite Kirby game Robobot's also my favorite video game ever

[@claudiaolivera6563]

Wait there's a second playthrough

[@MitoNova583]

@@claudiaolivera6563 yeah, this IS the second playthrough

[@yahirlopez6600]

2:34 pure perfection, this is also becoming a MEME.

[@Jonojw]

Meme Attack

[@Commander-peepers]

Heart attack

[@WillyLongLegs]

Tree attack

[@wouldyouskibidi]

Theme attack

[@AnthonyZhangHuang]

C*m Attack

[@wyvern_wingless]

5:03 "Kirby inhales a single flower and starts wheezing" I do not know why, but the combination of the flower jpeg, the face on kirby and the noise kirby makes just makes me laugh uncontrollably

[@the_yelo]

Queen sectonia comes back yet again

[@dizzy_jump]

5:01

[@ThePuff18]

2:37 And thus a villain was born

[@Chris09146]

2:34

[@Thetf2mercenary]

Beam attack!

[@17YearOldGamer]

Beam attack

[@kon3761]

Beam attack!

[@lag8059]

Beam attac!

[@MasacoMike]

2:35 this entire sequence made my day, haven't laughed this long for so long

[@okmen9703]

Yes but also RIP

[@medjaimcgraw5632]

@@okmen9703 *b e e m a t a c*

[@okmen9703]

@@medjaimcgraw5632 oh n-

[@medjaimcgraw5632]

@@okmen9703 b e e m a t a- OH!

[@medjaimcgraw5632]

@Michael MacSpurren (Michael Plays Roblox! :3) I cracked up when the dude appeared in his second form in heaven "i hate this"

[@jjarmon7717]

2:35 is adorable and hilarious 10/10 failboat

[@partydude4226]

I want that part just as a clip

[@Le_niffty]

This is why he’s not in her be in the forgotten land

[@Kritzomega]

Bean atack

[@harrybest2041]

@@partydude4226 The clip itself went viral.

[@mr.boozoo6002]

The “OOOH” sounds like Micheal Jackson

[@hhaylin_]

We’re asking the real questions here: which Kirby characters would jaywalk? We need to go deeper than we did on this stream. Next stream we’re dedicating all our time on this topic lmao

[@Door227]

Would magalor jaywalk. I say he would tell you he doesn’t and assure he doesn’t, then do it right in front of you

[@Blue-fg8vt]

Kirby would jaywalk, not understanding what jaywalking is

[@pixellord2370]

@@Door227 *Jayhover

[@gameyfirebro9645]

@Morbius time you lie, unless it's the leaked footage of morbius 2.

[@Door227]

@@pixellord2370 I sincerely apologize for my incorrect use of the term. Please forgive me

[@Xer042]

I still find it amazing that Fail managed to summarize the plot of Planet Robobot in literally the first 10 seconds.

[@spiritfire2866]

Breakfast is served

[@blakksheep736]

6:58 I dunno why, but replacing Kirby there with N64 Vibe Kirby made me laugh way too much.

[@jadetealaaron2003]

lmaoo

[@linguicaguy]

It's very KZbin poop-y and I chuckle like a dummy every time I watch it

[@oceanhasmovedchannels]

Failboat can make literally everything scary,creepy,weird, but still keep it 99% funny.

[@oceanhasmovedchannels]

@don't be surprised NOOOOOOOO

[@kirbyfan2088]

Leave it to the boat man

[@Soul_404.]

95 max

[@moosesues8887]

@@oceanhasmovedchannels eh more weird

[@LunarDaRat]

More like 100% funny lol

[@animosital1645]

I didn’t come here thinking Failboat would divulge in a minutes-long rant on which Kirby characters would jaywalk and why, but *here* *we* *are.*

[@Astroniko003]

_And here we are!_

[@anonymousfog501]

We need a video that is just Failboat making a full tier list of every character and whether or not they would jaywalk

[@kirbylink1992]

@@Astroniko003 XD

[@kirbylink1992]

@@anonymousfog501 yes

[@nhlgoalsongsandmore]

I think you mean jayhawk! Hahahahahaha! Get it?

[@Creamikyu]

This video gave birth to “beam attack” AND the jaywalking thing. Beautiful.

[@steelknight5383]

I played this game when I was around 7 or 8 years old on my 3DS, and I remember very vividly practically shitting my pants during the Meta Knight fight. My brother used to make jokes about how his nose makes him look like a clown. Neither of us had any idea who any of the characters were cause the only game we had played was Return to Dreamland. Good times...good times.

[@claragemheart581]

Same

[@oomi9030]

For Taranza, I feel like the only time he would Jaywalk would be for the sake of protecting Queen Sectonia

[@breadman6549]

Is this guy bothering you, queen

[@Anotherchild_lol]

As of recently she's dead, so we would assume the concrete answer is no.

[@cobaltordinaire5219]

he does it whenever he forgets to take his antidepressants

[@superspider64]

Failboat I need to see a full video on your Jaywalk Tierlist, complete with the Kirby game that was playing as you were discussing the whole thing in the corner

[@eggshellproductionsblender]

10:52 Sillydillo would not jaywalk… He would Jayrun

[@protecterofthedemonrealm]

He would Jay - spin

[@mapIetheplayfull]

Jayroll

[@emberthefox4951]

7:39 It's actually a staple for hidden rooms in the series. You see that setup of spaced platforms, and you know what to do if you're a Kirby veteran.

[@pikminman13]

how many games is that in? i don't recall any other than this one. now, the moon door on the other hand...

[@aspidacctvods]

@@pikminman13 even Kirby 1 has that spot for ufo door I believe

[@Qoobon_]

@@aspidacctvods umm, its technically kirby 2 🤓 At least I don't know if it was in gb game

[@jasperjavillo686]

To be fair, he’s not playing with 3D, so doors hidden like that are harder to spot.

[@krismover]

kirby's adventure experience baby

[@Risuna]

6:45 a green and red robot who loves birds and gets unjustly exploded to advance the plot, you say

[@AmbyreUwU]

I am hilarious and you will- birds birds birds goku

[@ZoeyRoseArt1]

Rip 16 😭💖

[@Foxking437]

Dunk the Goku!

[@MitoNova583]

Planet Robobot is objectively the best Kirby games, not for its cohesive theming, polishing of the 2D formula gameplay, its story, or its music. No. It is the best Kirby game simply because... it brings up & allows you to discuss the ethics of jaywalking.

[@CharlGD1]

Because of the meme

[@RedGoji]

169th like

[@darrenaboulian]

170th like.

[@55alegria]

12:19 Predicting the Cult of the Lamb stream

[@Jehgames]

2:28 has become a phenomenon

[@shinyeevee5622]

5:03 "You are not a clown. You are the entire circus."

[@dware408]

I swear, the best part of “Beam Attack” has to be when Waddle Doo laughs. It’s strange to me, because it’s the only time Waddle Doo sounded genuinely scared. He cracked under the pressure for just a second, and it makes me think that, at that moment, Waddle Doo himself knew he was gonna get obliterated. Despite that, he still kept a facade of confidence up until death was upon him. … Or, perhaps, I’m looking too deep into this.

[@generallyunimportant]

a comma after perhaps would fit in here nicely. just saying.

[@dware408]

@@generallyunimportant 👍

[@Hank549]

He said "beam atta EEK-"

[@justanothergamer64]

Nah, that's true I heard it as a "haha, I'm in danger"

[@dirkmon97]

Listen everyone is talking about Beam Attack and The Jaywalking Conversation, but can we take a moment to appreciate the line "Maybe that Venn diagram isn't the circle I think it is" at 12:26

[@Usernamestill_Available]

10:18 Meta knight would jaywalk, but safely. Like on the road thats not busy. If there are no cars, he crosses, cuz no one’s there. Otherwise he waits

[@eyald.8252]

Nah, if there are no cars and the light is red he'll just fly

[@Le_niffty]

@@eyald.8252 tbh You could just file for EVIE

[@Anon_Amos.]

2:34 " what is one line in a movie that makes you wonder how the writer came up with it?" Beam attack Oh I missed I'll get him next time Beam attack Oh oh maybe this one'll hit him Beam att-AHH

[@johnmmmmmm]

2:35 B E A M A T T A C K

[@TheBestgamerandFriend]

@@johnmmmmmm2:35 EM ATTACK

[@TheBestgamerandFriend]

2:34 the start of the meme

[@Anon_Amos.]

Everyone shut

[@darklightgamesanimations7563]

Kirby would jaywalk. Not because its a crime. But because he doesnt know better.

[@YaBoiLukie]

2:34 I re-forgot this was the origin of BEAM ATTACK and I’m very happy to have experienced it 3 different times now

[@ThatOneSuperCircuitGuy]

beam attack

[@Bmeebeth]

Thank you

[@ThatOneSuperCircuitGuy]

@@Bmeebeth it’s him

[@kirbmaniahomeentertainment7963]

B E A M A T T A C K!

[@jesiel6312]

BEAM ATTACK

[@Nightforce8]

Can confirm. As a jaywalker myself. Definitely into Cult rituals

[@lonelycea8126]

hours, days, and even weeks of meticulous work- only for me to consume it all within a 14 minute period while making myself noodles. Amazing. Thank you, daniel, truly.

[@SebStudI0s]

Hi @im back I'm on the attack

[@someoneunknown6553]

The failboat fanbase is WILD

[@SOMEONEONYOUTUBEIDK]

4:35 "Very vell, thats how i lost my medical license."

[@iggypancakes17]

1:40 look at this meal they made Kirby! It even comes with one of those tiny umbrellas!

[@donbelikat]

@Tommyint and smp movement yummy

[@Angry_Jetpack]

Hey Dan, given how this is a great game, a great video, and you had a fun time with it, could this PLEASE be the ONE SINGULAR GAME you make a full playthrough of? What do you get out of it, you may ask? I will stop hitting on the Kirby bosses. But can I speak for the rest of the live chat? *No*

[@Blue-fg8vt]

He actually likes the bit of people hitting on Kirby bosses

[@Angry_Jetpack]

@@Blue-fg8vt it’s more of a love/hate relationship than a full on like from what I’ve seen. I haven’t heard Dan say “god damn it,” so many times about one singular bit before.

[@Angry_Jetpack]

@Morbius time wtf

[@TruelyAstern]

Did you know, Failboat actually did a full playthrough of Planet Robobot in 2016.

[@Angry_Jetpack]

@@TruelyAstern I didn’t doubt that. But he didn’t make it a full video series. And now he did. Which, again, *this is the first time he has done that*

[@haydenhardin285]

9:08 Stale 2009 Flintstone Gummies Attack

[@tbp_entertainment]

*2006

[@justanartguy]

Gummy*

[@mr.j8511]

It’s super effective!

[@MartimJesus-kj1ku]

Clanky woods fainted! Kirby won the battle!

[@kmreilly25]

Kirby got 2918 xp and a crime on his record

[@PBJ_Kirbo]

Don’t lie to me. You’re here for Beam Attack, aren’t you?

[@slipperysi]

Yes

[@slipperysi]

Yes

[@abilmansur1706]

whos “me”?

[@slipperysi]

@@abilmansur1706 me 🎢

[@CadeHealy]

Yes Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[@ImJustHere8888]

8:15 L E T T H E B L O O D S P I L L I N T H E S T R E E T S

[@mysticyam4109]

6:46 I never thought I'd be feeling bad for Gigavolt

[@enternamehere1095]

6:40 poor android 16... he just loved watching the birds... and he died so they may have peace...

[@fealmar1]

LOL 🤣

[@Serious5GamingS5G]

Literally my first thought lol, green, a robot, and got his head dismantled

[@Thetf2mercenary]

​@@fealmar1it's sad not funny

[@Josh_Gaming_2]

2:34 this is the start of a legendary meme that will be mentioned in later videos

[@ericparkes7167]

2:16 casually downloads a lizard

[@Le_niffty]

I’m gonna screenshot one of the rarest animal from now and download it into my PC. Kirby-2022

[@madysonandres9571]

“You wouldn’t download a lizard.”

[@jstar3382]

You wouldn't download a car

[@malthe236]

dowlod lidard

[@shaddowofthelost1750]

Can't believe that this video got it's way into lessons in meme culture so fast.

[@topbossgamer15]

Beam attack

[@jenniferrippel8239]

Oh I missed maybe this time I'll get him

[@shaddowofthelost1750]

@@jenniferrippel8239 beam attack

[@aboogala4678]

@@athegreat8009 Beam atta-AAAAH

[@JoJo-ps8ik]

@@aboogala4678 *heavenly choir starts playing*

[@L_ratio340]

“Im gonna dismantal this entire vehicle 🙂” 4:31

[@Gios_random_series.508]

Kirby is going to derail the train (Nominal dingus unused and majin show reference)

[@RosieTheRo]

giving whispy allergy meds would be like giving a demon holy water

[@koopaon1052]

10:03 just stops the game to make a jaywalking tier list

[@samuelmitschele-dauenhauer2984]

I want to hear the whole, uncensored, "which Kirby characters would jaywalk?" Tier list

[@realspice]

i would watch a 1 hour video of failboat making a jaywalking tierlist

[@wyatt5100]

Yes

[@RyderMK]

0:34 Nintendo: “Um, whatcha got there?” Failboat: A _Nintendo 3DS_

[@Pyroscity]

Is that a sentry I hear

[@jdh6255]

DispEntyPorter

[@XCORVBHC]

A level 3 3DS

[@malthe236]

Take out that MG!

[@malthe236]

@@XCORVBHCa level 3DS

[@64KOs]

2:42 It was at this moment he knew he f**d up

[@InexistentBacon]

I feel like mech kirby would make a GREAT smash character

[@Bill-Cipher]

And his smash attack would be the Kirby mech ship

[@Murr248]

As much as I loved this game, the Holo Defense is easily one of my least favorite bosses besides Grand Mam Besides Ice Dragon and it's main design being a ref to Pix, it was just a bunch of Rehashes from the previous games. since Robobot used the same engine as Return to Dreamland and Triple Deluxe the Doomers, Kracko and Coiley Rattler are basically just copy pasted from their original games. Ice Dragon can stay, but I think it would've been more interesting to have: Holo Lololo and Lalala, Holo Mr. Shine and Mr. Bright, and Holo Wham Bam Rock (Normal Mode) and Holo Wham Bam Jewel (Ex Modes). Basically bosses that Have not been seen or used in a modern Kirby game up until now

[@theillustriouscosmowitch617]

Tbh, Holo Defence API doesn’t really bother me that much. It’s the rehashed fights against Queen Sectonia and especially Galacta Knight that annoy me way more since they both fight the same way they did in Triple Deluxe and Return to Dreamland and feel like they were only in the game for fan service (well, Galacta Knight does. We actually kinda got to see Queen Sectonia’s original form, so there’s that I guess).

[@idunno_]

Honestly the only negative thing I can say about Robobot is that it reuses bosses too much: Holo Defence API, Susie's fight being mostly reused for Haltmann, Dedede clone just being the Dedede Team from Fighters Deluxe, Sectonia and Galacta Knight being unchanged from their previous appearances (Also as if reusing Sphere Doomers once wasn't enough, the ESP miniboss is also a reused Sphere Doomer)

[@thehamcornersociety4343]

While I agree hollow defense API has some missed potential I could also say that about a lot of robobot. while I'm positive this game isn't getting a switch port it would be cool cause robobot is more interesting than triple deluxe thematically and lore-wise, besides some of the bosses in triple deluxe are kinda forgetful because most of them are in robobot in one way shape or form.

[@kadachinova5302]

Honestly, I'd go for Wiz, Mr. Shine and Mr. Bright and Dyna Blade instead. I think Dyna Blade fits the change of arena that Coily Rattler had much better than Wham Bam Rock/Jewel, and is infinitely cooler. Wiz instead of Lololo + Lalala is because two duo bosses is kinda eh, and the arena changing should be reserved for the final one. (also Lololo/Lalala are some of the most yawn-inducing bosses in the series imo.)

[@anankos795]

I wouldn’t be surprised if the sheer amount of boss reusal in this game comes from how the game didn’t have all that much development time all things considered, meaning that a lot of the development time had to have been used for everything else along with getting the Star Dream fights to work just right.

[@jonathanlatoni8]

If you ever struggle in this game here’s a tip, Archer’s camouflage makes you impervious to basically everything.

[@GhoulTrooper67]

2:10 Kirby stole your car and now it's his!

[@JackalformerlyKnownasDjjjav]

More like it is him

[@masonthecyanhairedgirl]

*”LETS GOOOOOO!”*

[@dullish988]

10:38 this hit me way too hard

[@TheAdvertisement]

2:35 This was absolutely deserving of becoming a meme.

[@onlysmiles4949]

Fun fact: I was playing Triple Deluxe a few days ago and almost did exactly what he did with the logs, but didn't because I actually remembered this stream

[@Gregory-s3r]

2:34 Beam Attack. That word alone has a trilogy for some reason. Hell, that word alone became a goddamn song

[@sprumcle]

We finally have an answer to the age-old question thanks to another Forgotten Land stream. Sillydillo is the worst jaywalking offender of all.

[@retro3188]

What about Carol, Leon, Tropic Woods, Forgo, Gorimondo, or Ribbon?

[@ThaCataBoi]

@@retro3188 Tropic woods and ribbon wouldnt jaywalk (tropic woods cant walk) and the others all would

[@MitoNova583]

@@retro3188 from the other Planet Robobot streams: - Fecto Forgo/Elfilis will jaywalk out of spite of society (Dan accidentally says Elfilin as Elfilis in this video) - Gorimondo would jaywalk - don't ask him about Ribbon he feels it would be parasocial of him to assume what Ribbon would do despite not knowing her personally (probably a joke but he did say that)

[@Mark-tq7bf]

​@@retro3188 Technically Ribbon can't even jaywalk because she flies

[@felipevaldes3487]

10:14 "Hey Kirby! You better get outtah here before I clobblah you and yer little amigos!" Hehehehehegh!" *Laughs in Right Back At Ya Dedede*

[@lollisodapop11]

9:01 if you are feeling symptoms of exhaustion, do not take Focalin by the way, that is ADHD medication. This text here is meant to cement this joke about medication being used as projectile by Doctor Kirby, even though misuse of prescription medication is a very real issue in the world and isn't really a joke but hey look at Kirby look how cute he is aww I just want to squeeze him

[@flamegame5877]

I believe sillydillio would jaywalk. But not on purpose. He wouldn't even know what a crosswalk is. He'd just walk across the street without even knowing he'd done anything wrong until he got in trouble for it.

[@zakkuthedreamer4138]

2:00 kirby hotwires military vehicle and proceeds to run over civilians circa 1993 colorized

[@Calamibee]

2:51 YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A CIRCULAR SAW WOULD YOU?

[@Le_niffty]

That’s not the right timestamp

[@MasterMarx]

Yes I would.

[@raphaelunger3057]

​@@Le_nifftythat was the right timestamp

[@Yubfan69420]

12:57 marx confrimed jaywalker real

[@wekod]

6:59 Kirby got the moves

[@wolfrein2020]

11:03 why would you cut it all out I would have loved to listen to everything you had to say about this clearly controversial and complex topic

[@galfinsp7216]

Think that clip exists somewhere online?

[@shawnburke-hutchinson5901]

I feel like Hyness would only jaywalk if Void Termina told them to.

[@robert.7230]

He'd have to jaywalk fast before void termina removes the road. Also hyness would jaywalk no exceptions and if a car gets in the way... you've seen what he does to things in his way

[@Axoyeeps]

Yes

[@Axoyeeps]

There any streets left

[@theonlypc4906]

3:08 BOMB ATTACK

[@masonthecyanhairedgirl]

2:34 THIS IS WHAT BROUGHT ME BACK

[@AnaSouza-tq9xs]

2:10 I like that part! "Kirby stole your car and now it’s his!"

[@heartofkeeby6437]

4:46 Bandana Dee, we need to cook.

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

Bandana Dee, I am the one who succs

[@brobunni]

Cocainer

[@laserbeamthatplaysgames477]

Mistah Kirb!

[@PokefanSans]

DeedeeDee where's the cake

[@malthe236]

ok

[@Bass-mx3iw]

10:23 Yokai watch Snartle

[@Twigster_]

We got a man of culture here.

[@scientificapple69]

List of TF2 references: 0:31 Engineer wrench joke 4:34 Meet the Medic trailer 4:54 Lost medical license (These are all the ones I have found)

[@TheTurtle47]

Thank you for tf2

[@darkartistyt]

5:10 you're not a clown, you're the entire circus

[@Pooca]

If it wasnt for the legendary "beam attack" moment in this video, I would not have my most popular video. Thank you Failboat. :)

[@abbycollins]

If you are feeling symptoms of exhaustion, do not take Focalin by the way, that is ADHD medication. This text here is meant to cement this joke about medication being used as projectile by Doctor Kirby, even though misuse of prescription medication is a very real issue in the world and isn't really a joke but hey look at kirby look how cute he is aww I just wanna squeeze him. - failboat, 2022, 8:54

[@mrb1378]

Thx

[@abbycollins]

@@mrb1378 yw!!!

[@digitoisgod5395]

Hahaha So funny

[@leiwang7017]

Hynees would not jaywalk because he cant walk 13:02

[@simonomis2557]

Then he'd jayfloat

[@nameless......................]

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[@graciegonzales2077]

13:08 At least this is a bit easier (I think). Wait. Which is easier: fighting a hologram of minibosses at once or fighting the actual hologram programmer itself or whatever that thing was called in that crystal shards game?

[@dizzy_jump]

i haven’t played 64 but the majority of the holo defense api fight is borderline pathetic so i don’t think it’s much a competition

[@Neil-rl4lk]

*P i x*

[@milkmankarl0098]

0:03 eggman

[@Leon-kj2gi]

?

[@Lilmickey69ify]

​@@Leon-kj2ginow you're commenting after a year?

[@lukicario9339]

11:21 And everything he passes is like OH MY GOD SHUT UUUUUUUPPPP

[@masonthecyanhairedgirl]

10:03 Kirby WOULD jaywalk, simply because he was never told about traffic laws. if he was aware of his crimes he'd stop

[@Mr-7001]

4:36 I AM DR MARIO AND I AM SAVING LIVES

[@jstar3382]

NO DO NOT REMIND ME

[@Pyroscity]

MEDIC!

[@BlightHauler247]

BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE

[@malthe236]

mjeeeediiiik

[@Junior-l8w5o]

Meet the medic

[@Floofy_Fox_Gal]

I played this game, and I loved every damn second of it. It did make me sad the mirrored laughter wasn’t in it, but I still liked it. (I also can attest that the UFO ability is a whole lot of fun)

[@ajallred0606]

And yet he still kills a god in this game, I love Kirby

[@WhySoWise]

kriby

[@ajallred0606]

@@WhySoWise i fixed it

[@idunno_]

What god does he kill? None of the bosses in this game qualify as gods. In fact, the only boss in the series that does is Void Termina

[@ajallred0606]

@@idunno_ honestly its just a joke, and the "god" is the clock (yes I know its not really a god but I thought "eh close enough to make the joke" so I said it)

[@paxgallery6646]

@@idunno_ eh, a lot of people say that dark matter and elfilis count, I think

[@Noobus21]

4:41 lol I love the meet the medic reference

[@malthe236]

yes

[@Dr.Freeman...]

"And when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!" - Medic TF2

[@TheKiddDan]

I like how failboat talks about jaywalking for literal minutes and it’s the most entertaining thing I’ve seen all day

[@emilymartic7120]

0:23 i would've said "waddle dee, waddle dum you've hurt me kirby now i'm waddle done"

[@BloxBattlers]

The waddle said “im gonna shoot your body until it’s cold and nom”

[@retrosquire7606]

@@BloxBattlers numb*

[@Neil-rl4lk]

Waddle Dee waddle dum I hate you Kirby NOW YOUR DONE

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

​@@BloxBattlersWhy nom, nom doesn't mean anything

[@lunnihyre4215]

6:15 Oh cool didn't know Android 16 was in this game.

[@Aduck1026]

meta knight wouldnt jaywalk, and do exactly as failboat said. pull you back so that you do it normally. dark meta knight would jaywalk, but in the exact opposite way. hed go after you, grab your hand, THROW you back to the side of the street you started on and then continue so hes the only one who jaywalked. morpho knight would jaywalk, stop halfway in the middle of the street, possess a car and try to run over kirby even when theres a red light. even if kirby hadnt even started morpho would be tryna hit kirby at mach 10 with whatever car he managed to possess. galacta knight would jaywalk and if any car approaches him, hed sever them in half. and if any car dares to move hed decimate it. if someone tried to stop him hed engage in combat with them even if he was in the middle of the road. phantom meta knight wouldnt even have to jaywalk, hed just dissapear and reappear on the other side of the street. green or red, he just phases from either side. yarn meta knight would only be involved if the world was yarn, but he probably wouldnt jaywalk. star allies meta knight would literally summon a giant shadow blast to destroy the road. thats pretty much every meta knight.

[@rokon1158]

This is my favorite Kirby game! Everything about it was amazing to me when i was younger

[@adrianlowther598]

Me too (:

[@xenophanessonic821]

Same. This game was awesome!

[@sailordaimp2397]

We require a full tier list of every Kirby character and whether or not they would jaywalk.

[@laanonymous3088]

At around 11:07, I lost it completely XD

[@Chitose_]

*1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF BEAM ATTACK!*

[@habilucajericho]

Man the 3DS Kirby games were one of a kind. Robobot was pure tech adrenaline.