Failed a Midnight Hard 1cc - thought it was funny content (Mukai Genmaden ~ CoL) (Homing)

Reasons for failure: Picking up the game after not practicing enough & me trying to look ahead for bullets only to run into them (coughcoughPopcornbullets on Mabo)
Anyways time to pad this out with a brainrot description:
SOUP 🍲🍲🍲FELLOW MEN EATING 🚹🍴🫃 YOUKAI today we are playing "夢界幻魔伝　～ chain of lucidity" but that name is for nerds 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓(pretend this emoji is actually insulting) I call it Mukai GETMADan 😡👿🤬 Chain of LIVIDity as always bc this is the niche i have submitted 🪦🪦myself to anyways I failed and thought it would be hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 if I displayed this humiliating video to the public remember 🤔🧠🧠(HAVE THE BRAIN!!!!!), just because you can 😯😯😯doesnt mean you SHOULD 😭😭😭
The first stage of grief I MEAN Stage 1️⃣ was easy Gen was a cakewalk 🍰🚶‍♂️(no he wasnt I get anxiety whenever I have to fight Gen Final as Homing Popfan really looked at Nazrin Pendulum and said "what if I made this actually difficult" and ass 🍑🍑🍑 we all know if i cant beat it 🥇🥇🥇its immediately bad 👎👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️) HAHAHA (Shou reference LAUGH RIGHT NOW 😆🔫) anyways Stage 2️⃣ was also so easy!!!!1 (Mofu is even worse) oh no Stage 3️⃣ of Grief 😔 I mean "夢界幻魔伝　～ chain of lucidity" was where I decided to lack a brain (errhed really didnt HAVE THE BRAIN) and started actually dying ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ (VINE BOOM SKILL ISSUE) oh well is okay I somehow No Missed Tatsuya you all know I popped 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉off when I capped 🧢🧢🧢that final I hope I can keep this performance up 😁😁😁(no) stage 4️⃣ stole my credit card info 🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️ and took a dump 💩😋😋🤤in my favourite pair of shoes honestly would have actually won if I didnt "YOURE GOING TO DIE111! - Gen 2018."
The final stage of grief was the hardest. I couldn't accept that I didn't know the stage or boss as well as the others but when I wrote this out I finally came to that conclusion. I couldn't take it. I just wished I could lock myself in the dream world for good because I really thought I could "Study The Art of Cheating" and cut corners and beat Maboroshi without having to put in work. Life doesn't work like that. "Time Waits For No One" and my "Dream of Self Vanishment" will never come true. But now I know that when it's all said and done and when I finally address this "Curse in Disguise" I'll be able to look back on this "Retrograde Road" I've carved out for myself and experience "Nostalgia for an (Previously) Unexperienced Period" but right now by dodging the truth, I'm putting myself in an "Eternal Checkmate" and halting my own "Spiritual Journey"
Tl;dr - Close your eyes 😴💤👁️on Stage 5
Anyways moral of the story is I have to practice Maboroshi (I suck at all of her attacks and im too blindsided by salt to understand that I have to die to her a million times to improve MEH)
#mukaigenmaden
#chainoflucidity
#danmaku
#bullethell
#touhou

[@popfan95b]

What do you mean, you didn't practice enough, this run is looking really tight so fa- ...oh. Ow. Ouch. I think I just witnessed a murder. (Also, that thumbnail and description are ART)

[@errhedA]

​​@@popfan95b If this dream dweller is so dangerous Maboroshi should just wipe him out herself smh idk why I'm here (still recovering from coming to terms with needing to actually practice Stage 5) Also thanks I take pride in my ability to meme a game into oblivion

[@errhedA]

Something else I need to add bc I forgot to lol I usually lose a Midnight 1cc to Tatsuya final or one of Sanbou's attacks so this was genuinely the first time I reached Mabo on Hard with a potential Midnight 1cc I didn't just crumble under pressure I experienced the anxiety equivalent of a Magnitude 9 Earthquake

[@pressetoascend]

That description is rotten to the core lol, also Mukai content!!!! Yeah!!!!!

[@errhedA]

Can you tell I worked very hard on it and the thumbnail (5 minutes of blood sweat and tears I'll never get back)

[@pressetoascend]

@@errhedA i mean it looks pretty legit, hard to read though.

[@errhedA]

@@pressetoascend Nice to know the description's rotting powers are potent enough to induce illiteracy;

[@errhedA]

​​@@pressetoascend oh wait the thumbnail Yeah I forgot how HTML works so Im gonna have to figure out how to change the font sizes via Inspect Element (I went into the actual manual for that)

[@pressetoascend]

@@errhedA as i thought, it looks pretty good, just a bit small, it gets the joke across though

[@Sins...]

The Mugai has gone insane

[@errhedA]

And this is me on Hard Mode Just imagine the chaos on Reverie

[@Sins...]

@@errhedA The star that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.

[@errhedA]

@@Sins... "drains half of my own life away when I get the 30 minute stage clear in this game"