Fainting Infront Of The Future Mafia King [Argument] [Fainting Comfort] [Dark Shifter Mafia King]

[@blissscripts]

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, OTHERS, HE HAS DONE IT AGAINNNNNNN, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 ATEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[@Pantheplatypus]

Am I the others 😭

[@Dasha_Fairy_Official]

​@@Pantheplatypus bro honestly as someone with Leukemia this shit hits hard 😂 my dad thinks I'm fricken faking it-

[@AddysDragonWorld]

YAsss Queen

[@luke_likes_waffles]

HE DID NOT CALL ME JUST TO FILL UP HIS WATER BOTTLE 😭

[@UTC_Audio]

I'm parched

[@MarinaLoredana-zm2ok]

​@@UTC_Audio Sorry if Im rude but you can do it yourself

[@UTC_Audio]

Sometimes I just want an excuse to see ya

[@bunbunsenpai6228]

Bro-

[@Aprilsinsane]

​@@UTC_Audiomaybe you'll see us in the HALLS? 😳😳😳😳😳

[@hithere7904]

THE NERVE OF THIS DUDE SAYING HE’S NICE AFTER HIM SAYING HORRIBLE STUFF TO US THE AUDACITY

[@UTC_Audio]

Everyone thinks they are nice

[@Neveda-z7l]

Like…listen past 4:37 then it’s nice

[@xKira.]

Me: *faints* Him: "get up I-" Me: "okay grandpa"🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

[@claracatlady9844]

It’s giving ✨Nepo Baby✨

[@UTC_Audio]

He's a prince

[@iluvducky0]

THE WAY HE WAS SO SPECIFIC ABOUT THE REESES PEANUT BUTTER CUPS WAS HILARIOUS😂 LITERALLY HAD ME CRACKING UP

[@UTC_Audio]

It has extra peanut butter. It's Soo good

[@meganfrank183]

You know what?! If this is how I'm being treated by you and your staff, then you can find someone else to take my place because I quit! *leaves* 😡

[@lyrahfairley5366]

@@meganfrank183 REAL BRO

[@Visorcererapprentice]

😂

[@cajunking5987]

Gacha pfp are you 12

[@meganfrank183]

@@cajunking5987 No! I'm actually older than 12 FYI! 😒

[@RaiShot1]

@@cajunking5987 okay 1, that was kinda rude. 2, you do know majority of the Gacha community are adults… right?

[@Kai_Thing2]

Aint no damn way you called me to FILL YOUR WATER BOTTLE AND GET YOU A DAMN SNACK 😭😭😭 Who do we look like- Cinderella? Get yo water yourselve 😊🔪

[@claracatlady9844]

“What’s got you so tired then?” Narcolepsy Sir, Narcolepsy

[@AlexandriteM122]

"Fill my water bottle" *No-*

[@SOLAR_DOODLES]

DON’T WORRY MY GRIPPY SOCKS ARE MEANT FOR THIS I CANNOT FALL WITH THESE FLIPPING SOCKS😎

[@Kaykaykayk]

Haha

[@EvieWainwright-ny2ow]

I miss my grippy socks 💔

[@sab_rina_sab_rina]

DUDE, YOU HAVE HANDS AND FEET YOU'RE NOT DISABLED 🤡

[@Jerry_fromwork]

HIS NAME IS CALZONE?!?! BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[@UTC_Audio]

Don Calzone, put one respect on the Alpha Mafia King.

[@AllTheHappySquirrels]

This is all the respect he is due

[@FeuerblutRM]

And the e at the end isn't silent.

[@SirenPookieAlt]

Sounds like a mountain to be honest

[@LittleBiscuitMaker]

I love this, the cheekyness of him, acting as if he doesn't care but inside he's the exact. I could put up with those mood swings to see him hehe

[@yummcake]

Bro, walking up the stairs gets me on the verge of passing out😭

[@yoongiismine1554]

@@yummcake frrrr

[@harmony3493]

I honesty hope this is the reality of Mafia men behind closed doors, where they act like literal entitled children to their butlers 90% of the time- like those butlers are the only ones who knows the truth, that these mafia men are not shit 💀

[@abcdx12]

1. You're lucky I was only 10 minutes late. 2. I can either talk back or smack back, your choice! 3. I'm sorry, did you just snap your fingers at me... multiple times? 4. No, let me dumb it down for you. You're a butt, get your own stuff. 5. And exactly how do you know so much about hair? 6. Say what? Share a room. That's gonna be a hard pass. Here's wishing you lots of 🎃🎃🎃 shaped Reese's in your future !!!

[@Visorcererapprentice]

@@abcdx12 love it 😂

[@gheata_playz874]

5:26.....keep telling yourself that

[@Visorcererapprentice]

Honestly I think I need more if this! Okay, but can we discuss THE SOLE AUDACITY THIS GUY HAS!? HE CALLED US FOR A BOTTLE WATER REFILL AFTER MOWING THE LAWN IN 100 DEGREE WEATHER!?

[@Mjim2322]

Alright then, time for my demon side to come out and I’ll make sure you fear me. But you may have a soft spot, and maybe I’ll give you a second chance maybe. Amazing work UTC, keep up the good work!!!❤ Love your audio!!!😊

[@annamaria_Smith]

I'm sorry but my anger issues can. Not. Absolutely can not. I would rather quit and risk my life, thank you. 😀✋🏻

[@ausomeaspie]

@@annamaria_Smith IKR! Completely agree.

[@serenajulian819]

Bestie i dont need my hair down by ur messy hands *majestic hair flip and walks off slaying the day away* anywayyy ate againn

[@That_one_girl125]

I'm a smart ass could not take this seriously 😂💀

[@AnnaHoover-nc6uq]

I’m so late sorry I haven’t watched your videos in like 3 weeks I’ve just been very busy but finally watching them again and I’m so happy

[@UTC_Audio]

Welcome back!

[@moop4567]

@@AnnaHoover-nc6uq apologizing for not watching a creator’s videos in your own free time is crazy😭😭

[@yuuruii._m0]

@@moop4567 bro got them in a chokehold LMAO 😭

[@kitwhhh3746]

i want everyone to know im watching these in 2x

[@ash.ketchum1720]

“Remember who you’re speaking to” I’m talking to you, you pizza burrito!! Whatcha gonna do huh?! •bucks• huh?!

[@UTC_Audio]

You've found out what his dark shifting power turns him into

[@ash.ketchum1720]

@@UTC_Audio 😭😂💀

[@TheMessBox]

When I read the title I saw “furniture Mafia King” and thought I should share that

[@UTC_Audio]

We've got rugs by the dozens! Don't mind the feet sticking out at the end, that's a free weight included to pin down the ends! Come on down to Don Calzone-y's Furniture emporium where the deals are so good, it's a crime.

[@TheMessBox]

@@UTC_Audio lmao that’s insane

[@ipiniufilipo1472]

0:34 aye I'm not ya maid or servermant and I'm not a child stupid! 1:03

[@andreagibbs5492]

I love those pumpkin shaped reese's peanut butter candies 😋❤

[@gheata_playz874]

5:53 that does not sound like a kiss-

[@TravalerLumine]

NAH YOUR NOT WASTING MY TIME FOR A WATER BOTTLE RIGHT NOW😭

[@UTC_Audio]

But I'm thirsty

[@Emma_heh]

Bro the "come back woth water and sack" got me cackling 🤣🤣💀💀💀🤣🤣

[@Sleepy_kavii]

Me: *passes out* Him: The nerve of some people Me: Oh I’m sorry *slaps* now let me sleep thank you 😼

[@Sleepy_kavii]

I didn’t watch the rest of the audio before I heard that… sorry? 😖

[@majkag1330]

"What would my father think?" It's giving Draco Malfoy

[@Oliredwd9cm]

Nah we throwing hands

[@AddysDragonWorld]

"DID THIS BISH CALL ME KIDDO-" me remembering I'm a simp to everything not that isnt real "Nvm keep calling me Kiddo >:D"

[@Ahlxx_]

OMGGG Tsundere UTC! 🤎

[@MyMomTookMyCat]

Am I the only one that started thinking hey Jessie when he said I could talk to Jessie

[@Alex-k7b8o]

They’re just a no way he is too lazy to fill up his water bottle and get Reese’s pieces on his own💀

[@kiksbrownie6906]

HELP THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH I CAN'T

[@WateverWatever04]

Don.... _Calzone?_

[@UTC_Audio]

Other options were Don Cortizone-y

[@AllTheHappySquirrels]

​@@UTC_Audio given his back complaints, that would have been appropriate

[@SirenPookieAlt]

@@UTC_Audio don crustyzone

[@nemuinuko]

oh i just stumbled to your account and i already love it here

[@Bestfunnyguy11]

This is actually super good, can we get a series out of him if thats possible? Thanks!

[@UTC_Audio]

I'd love a series. Just gotta wait on the author

[@Bestfunnyguy11]

@UTC_Audio I'll be looking forward to it, good luck to you.

[@MarinaLoredana-zm2ok]

Please part 2 I love this series

[@UTC_Audio]

Me too!

[@Dojocat-v]

@@UTC_Audiome three

[@Skz_for_life-k9i]

@@Dojocat-v ME FOUR 😇😇

[@Errorl-_-I]

@@Skz_for_life-k9ime 5

[@sab_rina_sab_rina]

@@MarinaLoredana-zm2ok if the scriptwriter gonna make another part

[@nyolavolf5352]

Man U are not that nice u, literally woke me up just to get u a filled water bottle & candy!? 5:29

[@UTC_Audio]

The candy is so good

[@naelan9]

"Imma badass, my name is Mister Pizza" 😂😂 He.... snapped his fingers..... I'm gonna bite them off. You little e_e Bruh, I'd die so fast. They'd put me in a bag and throw me into a lake... Disrespect me like this and I'm gonna riot. Man, there's a difference between fainting and falling asleep xD He is a mafia boss but doesn't have a comfy couch? Having to sleep on the floor? SHAME ON HIM! I have two couchs, I'm better than him 😏 I can give you a Thai massage and step on your back e_e I don't wanna sleep with you, my guy D: Leave me alone! I just fainted!

[@pluto-chan]

Why do you always leave such long paragraphs oh my gyatt!! Calm down skibidi!

[@naelan9]

@pluto-chan I do it because I can

[@pluto-chan]

@@naelan9you do not need to react to everything in the audio 😭

[@naelan9]

@@pluto-chan yes, I do 😂

[@UTC_Audio]

Yes they do!

[@chaoticegg1077]

Me listening to this: “There ain’t no way you just snapped at me 👀”

[@SirenPookieAlt]

Bro im not cinderella 😭😭🤚

[@serenityflowers5761]

Don Calzone 🤣

[@kiksbrownie6906]

FRESH MEAT IS CRAZY

[@JasmineLeftTheChat]

Nah I'm gonna eat this script. (I'm sort of joking.)

[@ZensApothicaryCorner]

Me ; faints Him: worried about his highnesses floor being tainted by my lowly existence **slap slap slap** Me: **in my knocked out mind** Arrogant prissy man baby

[@Cosplayer_ig]

1:05 i am very tempted to slap him. 2:28 do i look like i care how i speak to you grandpa?(the white hair😭)

[@teresitaaguirre3343]

Dude, your nane is Calzone, I can't take you seriously enough 😂

[@UTC_Audio]

Please, Don Calzone-y is my father's name. You can call me Roma

[@naomi_luvs_]

um my name is naomi, that scared the crap out of me 😭

[@sab_rina_sab_rina]

ik UTC has a beef for everyone he met on the internet ♥

[@HR-os3nc]

Amazing❤😊 Him: she is luky she is cute..um..I mean that I'm here Me: don't deny it, I know you find me cute.....😅😂...

[@Edit_audios11118]

I was the 700th like ❤️

[@Errorl-_-I]

877

[@ZoeyCristan-ro7tu]

You should do another one it was really good I liked it

[@booshkaorwhatever4010]

The way fainting literally isn't this long...

[@UTC_Audio]

You must have played it up for attention!

[@booshkaorwhatever4010]

@@UTC_Audio .

[@booshkaorwhatever4010]

nah but fr call an ambulance if they're out for more than like 30 secs

[@leelanhua5015]

I already heard that script in reality dreams audio’s video Fainting in front of a prince or sth

[@UTC_Audio]

I changed it to be more modern. Author is credited in the description.

[@unicornmaster372]

*Silently goes to refill water bottle then dumps half a bottle of miralax into the water bottle shakes till fully dissolved* Here is your water bottle, sir. 😊 (Treat me like crap, you get crap in return.)

[@Mikayla-y8d]

So I’m not allowed to nap now

[@zackislost1813]

maybe...might need a part 2🤭

[@notdipperpines6626]

Nah the Reeses peanut butter cups took me out

[@jlh012204]

Don Calzone? He’s starting to look real tasty after days of not eating properly…. (which is what happens right before I faint lmao) (the not-eating-properly thing, not the lookin’-real-tasty thing)

[@dwparadox]

I’m getting high key Merlin Vibes here

[@TV_Fr3aK]

That wet kiss bro- 😂

[@alinex01]

CALZONE ITS A FOOD WTF THATS HIS NAME😂😂???

[@Suki_643]

Bro I just died WDYM get up 🤚😭

[@naomisan7124]

Ok how did he know my name

[@Necromancernat]

DON CALZONE?!?😭😭😭

[@aiminathusha3629]

6 minutes..damn

[@Wonniemiller]

HI UTC

[@Samantha-j6b8u]

Since when did video become shorts

[@UTC_Audio]

What do you mean?

[@Keepinitreal203]

can I admit something REALLY embarrassing? You are like one of my celebrity crushes but like it’s not bc of your looks. I have NEVER heard someone have THAT deep of voice EVER. (also next time you do a live do not mention this like don mention this I’ll probably start crying. I just need to get this off my chest because it’s really embarrassing and I thought it was funny.)

[@UTC_Audio]

Thats the first time I've heard that! Thank you.

[@Keepinitreal203]

@@UTC_Audio NOO YOU REPLIED THATS SO EMBARRASSING

[@gheata_playz874]

5:59 Naomi? Or Newbie?

[@UTC_Audio]

Newbie

[@MrsChoi-x2f]

We need part 2

[@alexfoun4048]

Was this not supposed to be a m4a and not a m4f/a? 0-0

[@UTC_Audio]

I used pronouns. I often tweak scripts

[@alexfoun4048]

@UTC_Audio Alright. I was just surprised because it said m4a and I'm a male, so it was weird hearing it

[@UTC_Audio]

@alexfoun4048 I hear ya, that was the prince/princess version

[@Honey_Bae234]

Aren’t mafia kings supposed to be evil 👿

[@UTC_Audio]

It's a family business

[@Honey_Bae234]

@@UTC_Audio yes sir 🫡❤️

[@lexi869]

First

[@MeganKapperman-iw5tw]

Ur water bottle........

[@HollySearle-r4u]

Chicken 🐔