Smelting Metals in the Kitchen

[@MrBlocket2.0]

“Another bad decision made by the fairbairns behalf” understatement of the year.

[@Kpba32]

I was scared the whole vid ngl

[@damncat2793]

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[@biko9824]

Henry the Banana hi

[@reeceytaylor]

"Do you have the slightest idea how much that narrows it down

[@mikevanholsteijn]

This is like Phineas and Ferb but there's no Candice and when the mom comes home the aftermath of their projects is still there.

[@glorialattanzio8988]

this comment is underrated

[@TheABS2820]

Hey don’t forget about Jessica

[@TheABS2820]

stn_shock a blazing millionaire

[@umniyahirfan5026]

@stn_shock an annoying bird

[@veghead05]

💀💀💀💀

[@vishnusankar751]

Man Lachlan's new prosthetic body looks sick.

[@durkdaberkferkderkfuck9178]

👍someone liked your comment

[@hayleyy_.j]

👍someone liked your comment

[@Slay_thedayaway]

candy they said sick not thick..

[@RandomPerson-ml4wh]

👍 someone liked your comment

[@stragglypie1038]

It's Me! Wooosh

[@jettwashed]

your mum has the patience of a SAINT with you lot

[@RiffRaffMama.]

Spoken like a true mother!

[@Zitashrp]

imnotaimee I reckon

[@zar586]

I wish my mum had that

[@Carloszavalalol]

@@zar586 I wish I had a mom

[@zar586]

Carlos Zavala well I guess not everyone can live forever so sorry to hear that

[@guybrushthreepwood2380]

I bet your mum is happy to see the house still standing every time she comes home

[@ace_the_wierdo1656]

Yes, she must be

[@kalaniliddallsua2805]

When I first saw ur pfp I thought it was Gordon Ramsay

[@timjosh7907]

@Pickle Pewds when I first saw your pfp I thought It was some depressed anime thing or something

[@bargun3943]

@@timjosh7907 When I first saw your pfp, I thought it was a bob ross painting or someshit

[@alyssasmith9081]

That's what I was going to say 2 seconds in: "your mother must have infinite patience."

[@Naruto-vd5ke]

Good to see Lachlan back with his normal body.

[@halosammy14]

This is a prequel. How do you think he lost his body? It was obviously the metal vapor.

[@realgamingfungus]

prosthetic

[@cipi01]

Now is the man with really small pee pee

[@damncat2793]

body /ˈbɒdi/ Learn to pronounce Filter definitions by topic See definitions in: All Anatomy Computing Fashion Pottery Motoring noun 1. the physical structure, including the bones, flesh, and organs, of a person or an animal. "it's important to keep your body in good condition" Similar: anatomy figure frame form shape build physique framework skeleton bones flesh and bones bod corse soma 2. the main section of a motor vehicle or aircraft. "the factory had produced more car bodies than needed" Similar: bodywork hull fuselage outer casing verb 1. FORMAL give material form to something abstract. "he bodied forth the traditional Prussian remedy for all ills" 2. build the bodywork of (a motor vehicle). "an era when automobiles were bodied over wooden frames"

[@cocogoat1029]

normal?

[@samhudson9639]

I like how each video is increasingly getting more extreme.

[@Snekcneh12]

From otter presentations to melting stuff. Indeed a rather nice progression.

[@madbov7370]

Sam Hudson next thing their gonna make a rocket in their back yard and launch it

[@MMcCoy-yh4ho]

Tomorrow: Jackson and Lachlan transplant their faces onto one another...

[@acek2016]

Haha I think quarantine is making them do weird things

[@Sharon-fw4rv]

Like “how far can we go before mom kicks us out forever”

[@rumaysa9649]

1:15 “You guys should have safety glasses on” *laughs in fairbairn*

[@thegingerboah9438]

Me: Sees the title Also me: wonders when their mom is gonna come home

[@ricktenner1336]

With her dad of course, they went to the jungle to hunt dinosaurs

[@damix988]

Shes pruning the tree, it will take a while

[@daniela8631]

when their dad gets back from the bean fields of course!

[@falzkriramadhan]

But when their mom come theres nothing and he just sitting under the trees

[@photonbeam1438]

I love how they use the word “smelting” instead of “fricking around”

[@clauteletuby]

Lol

[@nialledwards]

I thought the title was “Smelling Meals In The Kitchen” and I thought it was gonna be a sketch about when someone’s cooking food in the kitchen and it smells good and you’re all like “ah what’s this?”

[@broodypie2216]

Sounds like you called a future episode

[@amazingganime2131]

I read it in jaxons voice

[@royce6485]

I thought it said smelling metals

[@STMUN]

I think you've been in 2020 for too long

[@ricktenner1336]

Hey that's actualy a *pretty good* idea...

[@rayne7353]

When I saw the thumbnail I thought they were pouring mercury into salmon.

[@fitzroy_spark3879]

dude, you really need to cut back on Masterchef binges

[@RiffRaffMama.]

You can already get salmon with mercury in it.

[@squatchjosh1131]

@@RiffRaffMama. It's a potential Fairbairn Film. "The Salmon with the Most Mercury in it Ever".

[@Drie_Kleuren]

Well thats something random that they could do....

[@nickkohlmann]

As one does

[@Daniel-fc3qo]

This whole thing felt like an acid trip lmfao

[@GrowingDownUnder]

not too far off, I carved a candle with a hot piece of metal for 3 hours on my acid trip...it involved metal & fire so not that different right?

[@pharmacist66]

forca barca

[@rubenvandergrijn5015]

@@pharmacist66 hahahhahaha 2nd

[@a-typical9493]

@@GrowingDownUnder sounds like a lot of fun!!!

[@christopherbevan7977]

Lachlan: why isn’t the $1 melting Jackson: because its not moving

[@rachelg471]

Darcy: This is how KZbin should do it it's so streamlined Lachlan: Streamlined? Darcy we have to throw the house away

[@katesampleseverything]

"What's the word to Mum?" "SoRrY!" 😂 Darcy should be at the top of the Friends of Fairbairn Films list.

[@Ina552]

I think he's more family than just friend at this point lol

[@nazeefa2]

Time stamp?

[@jazminanderson4232]

2:40

[@i-am-a-horse]

He is in the fairbairn team. He is a member, why demote him to friends, mate?

[@jiliel7887]

I love how they introduce Jason like he’s a Zelda npc

[@DeathnoteBB]

That’s how I aspire to be introduced to strangers

[@peachyparker7602]

“Look at those guns! Do it again” **intensified flexing noises*

[@sirgeo323]

Shut up

[@peachyparker7602]

Sir Geo 😂

[@dayneshng2000]

Intensely intesifies

[@christopherdutton8565]

When you ignore the _use in a well ventilated area_ warning on the bottle

[@breakdowntv4935]

Lachlan: Are you sure this isn’t toxic? Jason:maybe

[@hdyt6064]

*Breaking News* A group of young adults have been found dead in rural Australia after an accused ‘Poison’ accident..

[@sarah-janemccall562]

😂 Police say the 4 males were killed due to the metal believed to be iron was actually mercury. Doctors tried saving them but they were too far gone. I had too much fun with that 😂

[@salrageaus200]

@@sarah-janemccall562 it was worth it 😂😂😂

[@ataleoftwomeows8086]

I read that all in their Australian accents and I'm British

[@notmikesully8810]

I read the title as *smelling metals in the kitchen* and I completely thought this video was gonna be of them trying to, like, snort some metal or something lol

[@benjaminmathew289]

well yes but no

[@humusstealr9982]

talking about snorting molten metal... well i dont recommend it😅👍

[@Catherinzsl]

doing lines of glitter off the chopping board

[@kayagorzan]

Lmao

[@elijahshadbolt7334]

To be fair they did smell something stinky during the smelting

[@Bethannny]

the reason why they have 1M subscribers is because they are like middle schoolers documenting their life. the most genuine youtube channel on the app.

[@Smokinjoewhite]

It's a website. The app is just bloatware.

[@dashie6351]

I wouldn’t be surprised if 1 of the next videos is called: “Accidentally burning our house down” or something like that

[@jamesdavis2027]

Next episode: “The fairbairn boys get lead poisoning”

[@tellmywifiloveher6474]

takes fairbairn skill to get lead poisoning from steel 😂😂

[@koukonarch9551]

@@tellmywifiloveher6474 That is not steel dude

[@michaelholt9243]

@Koukonarch literally said it's steel

[@goosegirly6867]

Koukonarch ­ well it’s not lead

[@ryanhealey2367]

@@michaelholt9243 are you joking? Steel melts at 1400 degrees, and they did it on a kitchen burner...

[@sarahmitchell8344]

"It's so streamlined" "Streamline? We, we have to throw the house away, Darcy." 2:30 I died

[@DeathnoteBB]

Nothing more streamlined than throwing away the whole thing

[@braeleewade5011]

Lachlan: “What’s the official word to tell mom?" Darcy: "... Sorry🤭😰" 😂😂😂

[@panicfarm9874]

*mum

[@Reactor10k]

Darcy with the wisdom...

[@harshmnr]

The way he said it was so adorable too. 😂 ~:~

[@Subwoofer1996]

This KZbin channel is so underrated and should’ve surpassed 10M by now.

[@nice-me9ce]

Random Thought: Australia is just British Texas

[@christraymer3727]

North Texan: I've never met an Aussie that I didn't become immediate best friends with. This is especially true in youth hostels in places neither of us are from like LA

[@christraymer3727]

"you wanna shoot some fireworks?" "Where'd you get fireworks?" "Shhhh" "Fkin aye!!" Actual conversation and I won't say which nationality was which

[@drew2023]

It is 😂

[@bigbird612]

You have sinned

[@xsargantxshaftx7997]

@@bigbird612 bow down to the powerful big bird

[@syedtcb]

"What's the official word to tell mom?" . . . "Uhhh....sorry?"

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

I like the fact they melted Metal using a Metal Pot

[@DarthPatrick]

Nobody: Lachlan: This was printed with a printer.

[@tsunamiattack6630]

Darth Patrick Lachlan

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

It's something I'd say to be honest. Lol

[@peek-a-boo5190]

"People die when they are killed" - A certain anime protagonist

[@xhawkenx633]

"what have you done with my utensils" *Mumbeling*"that would have been actually a great idea" Lmao

[@redgren_g]

“Dude this was printed with a printer” Hm yes this floor here is made out of floor

[@FlyLeaf010]

This video popped up for me and I said, out loud, "Oh God, no" and dropped what I was doing to watch it.

[@fitzroy_spark3879]

Careful now, that molten metal you dropped will take some serious cleaning up

[@teckniqqque]

What were you holding a ?

[@beccaxbee]

*holds up letter stickers* "we got some magnetic... words"

[@dirtyyogurt1565]

Lachlan: “What’s the official word to tell mum?” Darcy: *”Uhhhhh sorry”* LMAO 💀 ❤️

[@DDMco123]

“Streamline? We have to throw the house away Darcy”

[@danielduane3614]

“Dude this was printed with a fkng printer.” Lachlan Fairbairn, 2020

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Mom: We have blacksmiths at home Blacksmiths at home:

[@rheanasmith9011]

yo haven't seen you in a while

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

@@rheanasmith9011 Yeah I kinda chilled out with commenting a lot, now I just do it casually

[@kranglethecheeselord2602]

Yooooooooo it’s a big foot! With internet access!

[@animationspace8550]

@@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access we need to uplift your species, come here mate.

[@barbaro267]

I love the idea of a kid asking their mother for a blacksmith ROFL

[@beans2456]

“That’s the inside of a spider hole” Um... a spider WHAT?

[@jetty4029]

funnel webs dig holes and wolf spiders do sometimes probably a bunch of other spiders

[@thisperson345]

A lot of spiders live in holes, main ones I can think of are trapdoor spiders and tarantulas

[@joshkahane3800]

STRAYAAAAAAA!!!!!

[@ccd0725]

Fairbairn Films: *literally smelts ore in the kitchen* Their mom: :0

[@FaultAndDakranon]

That are not ore.

[@dahlen3233]

The energy in your videos is what makes it perfect!

[@sashavalagalahan7707]

Im surprised that Australians can achieve such magnificent things whilst upside down. Truly incredible

[@joeyphaahla]

We are not upside down!

[@MatthewTNT]

Today I mourn the tragic loss of the Fairbairn Bros last braincell

[@samdavis456]

“This is so streamline”....”we have to throw the house away Darcy”

[@zakkeith1508]

As a welding engineer I can't even begin to tell you just how bad of an idea this was. Really hope you throw out that pot.

[@zhraanemrag9975]

@Mr Beast He is giving them an advice, And was not talking to you.

[@stragglypie1038]

Mr Beast when did your parents ask for a massive mistake that will grow up and become a drug dealer

[@4kirb]

@@stragglypie1038 When was drug dealing a non-honorable profession? I reckon its harder than most 9-5's

[@NoXone95]

@@4kirb real talk. All the stabbings, robbings, drug induced meth rages and fights. Takes a lot to be a drug deal these days.

[@zacroffs]

I thought it was pewter, a lot of old kitchenware is made from pewter.

[@roddydykes7053]

*applauds the poured metal* “Very good” “very nice”

[@ronjavonpost7100]

I feel like your mum is getting more and more worried about leaving you alone at home😂

[@notmikesully8810]

"That's steel... so that's iron?" Yes, am chemistry

[@BellumCarroll]

@@BakjeLeip yeah its pewter - mostly tin Some pewter has Lead in it. Toxic fumes in the kitchen Nice one boys

[@benja_mint]

well steel is only like 5% different to iron so 🤷‍♂😅 also i guess they were talking about the "crucible" being steel, not the thing they were melting which was tin

[@quackersoatling8719]

You can buy pre-melted metals like mercury so that you dont need to do any hardwork. Pro tip

[@seyda6771]

what would be the fun in that if you can't smelt it

[@Marcus-ev6su]

Then you can drink it

[@lawlicht8092]

Use organic mercury if you fancy being a vegan :)

[@knoxy5969]

And what would be the fun in that?

[@leg4cy2]

Lachlan: What you cookin? Jackson: Metal Lachlan: What Jackson: Ok

[@leg4cy2]

@@Elit3Blaze metal

[@Uberwenis]

My middle of the night / morning routine is now just eating food and seeing what antics the Fairbairn boys are getting themselves into

[@mr.blister4085]

Should've just had the guy with really long arms smelt it down, no one would've had to smell the metal melting.

[@johannacannella909]

haircut recommendations: mullet

[@jdmccue9722]

House party of the future. "So it was 3am and me and the lads started smelting"

[@dontfierthereaper6]

Mum: Don’t do anything irresponsible while Im gone Boys: Yep 👍🏻 Also boys: *LETS SMELT METAL IN THE KITCHEN*

[@maryamali510]

Literally binge watching Fairbarn Films

[@sdadas671]

i love this new vlog take on fairbairn films

[@RiffRaffMama.]

That's the first time I've ever noticed you're left handed, Lachlan. I'm researching left-handedness so I always ask left handed people - are either of your parents left handed? Would appreciate your input.

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

My brother is left handed and both of our parents are right handed.

[@yeahnahyeah7872]

@@AnnabellaRedwood same

[@emmi7973]

My mom is left handed and all of her kids (4) are also left handed 🙆🏽‍♀️

[@RiffRaffMama.]

@@AnnabellaRedwood That's what prompted my research - my son is left handed, but his father and I are both right handed.

[@myrna5277]

Lachlans left handed. Jaxons right handed Let's ask their mum

[@JamieNaffah12]

“Oh the neighbours are smelting metal again!”

[@dnastudios9296]

Are you sure its safe to breathe this? "Its stinky" "im getting headaches" continues to fking smelt metal lmao

[@SIGSEGV1337]

Smelting metals in Minecraft: MMM iron ingot Smelting metals in real life: I'm getting headaches I'm going to die

[@ma1kayl]

really happy that fairbairn time is a regular thing now

[@SubscriberswithnovideosC-ok7wv]

Nice to see there’s another ginger in Australia for Jackson.

[@LaneTM]

*jaxon

[@binamai6638]

*jaksun

[@qwackyy1327]

mullet jaxon mullet jaxon

[@griseldasabrina]

Girls: 'he not answering my calls, prolly he cheating rn.' Boys: ....

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

No one: These boys: making toxic fumes in their house 🤣

[@qwerty-thebest]

Lachlan: what’s the official word to tell mum? Darcy: sorry😂😂😂😂😂

[@homegrowntwinkie]

seriously the best lads on all of KZbin

[@shio5613]

I like how their mom just accepts their shenanigans

[@BMMR-bd6rj]

This is like when you would go to your cool friends house and his parents aren't home

[@Instinct-ccg]

Now that Lachlan and Jaxon have a white board and pens they should do a "Draw our life" and bring back the trend.

[@AN2Felllla]

The production quality is insane

[@billrowse2266]

This is my favourite thing you guys have done.

[@jessicaeaton7804]

“This was printed with a f***ing printer!” Lachlan fairbairn 2020

[@geniusiq.]

This makes me never wanna cook again lol 😂

[@harshmnr]

Shouldn't worry you unless you're cooking metal. 😂 ~:~

[@geniusiq.]

Natalie Harshman Few now I don’t mind cooking again

[@_2648____]

I’m on the other side of the planet man let me sleep

[@finiamh5032]

Now you understand the every day struggle that we Australians face.

[@veerlevanmerwijk7862]

I know your content is great, but when the video started, it was already better than I expected.

[@peanuts3433]

I love how the camera is always moving

[@Not_your_regular_youtuber]

I love how 'Has mom seen this?' is Jaxon's first reaction to the retweet by Scott Tweedie(is that his name? 🙈) .. It's sweet how he wants her to know first :)

[@sapodilla25]

In Aussie it's mum!

[@mooziie]

I didn’t realize until halfway through the video that the title was “Smelting metals” and not “Smelting meals”

[@IsaacWale2004]

Did anyone else think this was going to be a sketch?

[@anjalpaudel8713]

OMG IM ACTUALLY NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SMELTS METALS IN THE KITCHEN. i was super self concious about it, thanks lol you lifted my confidence.( And no im not joking, I actually smelt metals in the kitchen)

[@romangeneral23]

Why are these vids in my feed? As an American I enjoy finally learning about Australian Culture. Subbed

[@paradise_valley]

Everyone: FAIRBAIRN TIME Me, an intellectual: Smelting Time

[@gimbmcdonald4736]

I just got a worksafe ad. It's a sign y'all need to calm down 😭

[@kidzvidz3262]

People in year 3420: *Primitive technology* Smelting Metals in the Kitchen

[@Kook4Life]

you guys are the most Australian Australians I have ever seen

[@MarianaLuci35]

The best thing about this channel is that what you read in the tittle is what you get, theres not time for clickbait

[@ShadowGamer-ex4tj]

“He can often be found in parks, looking for metal” This is nerd to another level

[@a-typical9493]

In the best way

[@Yellow-Rose]

I❤️nerds

[@ghost.kid__]

i never realized how tall they were until they went to the shop

[@B1GOW3N]

“Looks like a schlong” -Jaxon fairbairn

[@Katieeee18]

Jaxon on Jeff's barbershop would be hectic

[@Woodrow512]

It honestly looks like a video filmed at a house party, 2010 vibes right there

[@hoobering2532]

the man who smelts metals

[@Deschutron]

Haircut: Two mohawks, forming a V

[@PizzaParkersGarage]

Anyone smell burning?

[@Mad-v3d]

Good job on smelting indoors and breathing the fumes. Darwin award.

[@SillySmosher]

Hearing you guys talk about Jeff Wittek was two different universes colliding.

[@niklask3696]

Mom: hi son what are you doing? Son: just cooking dinner. Mom: Oh, whats for dinner? Son: *metal*