Fairness Creams | Stand-up Comedy by Karunesh Talwar

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Karunesh Talwar

Karunesh Talwar

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Follow me on Instagram - / karuneshtalwar
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For bookings write to contact@karuneshtalwar.com
These are jokes about fairness cream commercials. If you like the intro song, find it here -
/ 04-diet-coke .
CREDITS:
Shot by - Omar Iyer, Sumer Mehta, Vivek Kumar, Alex Thaipparambil
Edited by - Omar Iyer
Packaging and Grade - Plexus
Music - The Lightyears Explode
Sound Recording, Mix and Master - Sohaill Gandhi (Tuning Fork Studios)
Location Courtesy - Tuning Fork Studios
Written and performed by - Karunesh Talwar
An OK! Taking... Production
Thanks for watching

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@pavniagrawal20
@pavniagrawal20 7 жыл бұрын
The irony of today's India is that comedians make the most sense. Thank you for this.
@tanmay365
@tanmay365 6 жыл бұрын
I recently noted down a thought in my notes. "I now have compelling reasons to believe that comics can run our nation better than politicians."
@madumita6819
@madumita6819 6 жыл бұрын
Tanmay Setia that’s the best comment I’ve read in a while
@tanmay365
@tanmay365 6 жыл бұрын
Madu Mita glad you agree. Comedy is satirical resistance. ;)
@raphulali8937
@raphulali8937 6 жыл бұрын
Pavni Agrawal the only way to say offensive things without offending anyone
@eheteshambaig8750
@eheteshambaig8750 6 жыл бұрын
Amazingly well said...
@shagungarg8732
@shagungarg8732 4 жыл бұрын
Now 3 years later HUL is rebranding "Fair and Lovely" as "Glow and Lovely". Wow yahi change to chahie tha 😂😂
@Maya-xx5jc
@Maya-xx5jc 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr they r still using the same shitty ingredients.....
@pryo2460
@pryo2460 3 жыл бұрын
I still can't understand jab fair skin se obsession galat h to glowing skin se q ni...
@tufanbanerjee1011
@tufanbanerjee1011 3 жыл бұрын
What's changed? They are still using "fair and lovely" is now "glow and lovely". It has been nearly a year. So nothing has changed. HUL is still selling their product under the name fair and lovely.
@taherpatrawala_
@taherpatrawala_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@pryo2460 Glowing skin is a nicer way to say Fair skin, lol
@sabahhusain1096
@sabahhusain1096 3 жыл бұрын
Some foundations have bleach like chemical i once smeared it on my mehendi on my hand just to see and it vanished 😶
@ArtByHarshvi
@ArtByHarshvi 4 жыл бұрын
After 7 weeks She is a source of light !!!:)))😂😂😂😂😂
@khushikaria697
@khushikaria697 4 жыл бұрын
This was really epic..😂😂😂😂
@sweetpanda4370
@sweetpanda4370 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@faisala6117
@faisala6117 3 жыл бұрын
you mean luminuous
@ShivamPimple29
@ShivamPimple29 4 ай бұрын
Tention mat le teri English bolne se voh Tera no. Nahi puchegi😂😂
@JJ-hp6mb
@JJ-hp6mb Ай бұрын
THE* 😂
@Reeya35
@Reeya35 6 жыл бұрын
The satire of "ab dahej k paise khud kama logi" is a slap on the fair faces of society
@khushikaria697
@khushikaria697 4 жыл бұрын
Whyyy... can't people be naturally fair... its a slap on the dark people that they can't do anything🙃🙃
@farhannassiri8659
@farhannassiri8659 4 жыл бұрын
It's just a slap on racist society
@tejasvisingh5787
@tejasvisingh5787 4 жыл бұрын
Indian society is just DISGUSTING 🙄
@Aleena.i
@Aleena.i 3 жыл бұрын
Your thoughts are disappointing bcz it’s a slap on the racists not on the so called privileged people 🙃
@pam1001100
@pam1001100 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@freewheelingypsy9368
@freewheelingypsy9368 3 жыл бұрын
"This is your emancipation. Martin Luther King in a Rs. 7 tube." That hit too hard. Great work Karunesh.
@ShikhaSarkarBeauty
@ShikhaSarkarBeauty 7 жыл бұрын
This is so amazing. Being a dark skinned girl in India totally feels like a curse. Fairness cream ads are the worst and thank god somebody is talking about that. Please upload more videos.
@nitinsabu2096
@nitinsabu2096 6 жыл бұрын
Believe me its ok for girls but boys it even worst.... People judgeing you eveytime
@shortad1111
@shortad1111 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly..and everybody seem to think that judging others on the basis of their skin colour(or on any other matter) is normal.
@aakashbhatia6215
@aakashbhatia6215 6 жыл бұрын
Banhisekha Sarkar ignore everyone, you are beautiful. Coz I don't judge ppl by their skim colour, but with their actions. You have beautiful smile, I have nice attitude. If people can't accept you the way you are , then they don't deserve to be in your life either.
@tanmay365
@tanmay365 6 жыл бұрын
More power to you!
@andy_the_monger1795
@andy_the_monger1795 6 жыл бұрын
@@nitinsabu2096 No you're wrong It's easy for guys as guys are judged more on their status, personality, job Whereas girls are judged more on their looks and appearance
@tanushashrivastava4582
@tanushashrivastava4582 7 жыл бұрын
Who else want fair and lovely creative team to see this.?😂😂😂😂😂 *Edit* : Oh my god! Thank you so much all for likes and comments.
@AkshitasainiOnTop
@AkshitasainiOnTop 6 жыл бұрын
tanusha shrivastava +1
@muskanbansal121
@muskanbansal121 6 жыл бұрын
lets all send them this video. it will be gud eye opener
@aayushdubey1484
@aayushdubey1484 6 жыл бұрын
tanusha shrivastava..creative team? So generous of you..
@rajanya8495
@rajanya8495 5 жыл бұрын
801 likes
@dt3042
@dt3042 5 жыл бұрын
@@aayushdubey1484 Ever heard of sarcasm?
@vorashrushti
@vorashrushti 7 жыл бұрын
am I the only one who finds Karunesh's video too genuine and too realistic?
@nupoordeshpande1079
@nupoordeshpande1079 7 жыл бұрын
shrushti vora They're genuine but I find the guy a little too passive aggressive. You know what I mean?
@nupoordeshpande1079
@nupoordeshpande1079 7 жыл бұрын
Phanic! AtTheChemicalRomance I know what you mean mate. To control and channel it is the key. Anyways, Good talking to you.
@MrBenten11111
@MrBenten11111 7 жыл бұрын
yeah
@dexter4399
@dexter4399 7 жыл бұрын
top comments me aane k liye same copy paste.
@anubhavgreen
@anubhavgreen 7 жыл бұрын
i dont see in ads girls calling chandalika , prom , far away from realistic and not even funny.
@bellethebookie1633
@bellethebookie1633 6 жыл бұрын
Sarcastic and correct... Especially that part... "Woh boss Ko na aap item nahi lagti"
@anushkapaul3934
@anushkapaul3934 5 жыл бұрын
I like your charcoal grey humour 😂😂😂❤️
@hrishikeshmadgundi8350
@hrishikeshmadgundi8350 4 жыл бұрын
Good One
@pryo2460
@pryo2460 3 жыл бұрын
Aise video me to km se km mu pe painting ki hui dp laga k comment na kro
@anushkapaul3934
@anushkapaul3934 3 жыл бұрын
@@pryo2460 nikal laude
@sidneetrulersofourhearts4846
@sidneetrulersofourhearts4846 3 жыл бұрын
@@pryo2460 account uska Dp uski Chehra (I think) uska Toh tujhe kyu problem ho rahi hai??
@saulgoodman5663
@saulgoodman5663 3 жыл бұрын
Who the fuc* asked you 😂🤣🤣
@Soumik.Naskar
@Soumik.Naskar 7 жыл бұрын
Pehle mai bahut kaala tha😒. Koi mujhe pasand nehi karta tha😞. Ladkia mujhe dekh ke bhaag jaati thi😭 Phir maine fairness cream use karna shuru kiya😳. Ab mai chutiya bhi hoon😎
@rajuchacha132
@rajuchacha132 6 жыл бұрын
Soumik Naskar .....bro u made my day...ha ha ha
@spandannadnaps
@spandannadnaps 6 жыл бұрын
How the fuck is this not the top comment
@rohantandel8418
@rohantandel8418 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Lifeofbeenoo
@Lifeofbeenoo 5 жыл бұрын
😛😛😛😛😛
@abhishekbaburaj1105
@abhishekbaburaj1105 5 жыл бұрын
Wow... this line should have been in the video
@KaruneshTalwar
@KaruneshTalwar 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for watching and commenting everyone! This was the last of the first bunch of videos on my channel. Working hard on new videos. I'll be back with lots more stuff very, very soon. :)
@dorcasdarla2764
@dorcasdarla2764 7 жыл бұрын
Karunesh Talwar Thank you for this video😂😂😂 it was damn funny I've watched all your videos n I love what you do
@shafalic913
@shafalic913 7 жыл бұрын
Karunesh Talwar Yes please yes please yes please😭💛 waiting for new videos❤
@ronithjoy967
@ronithjoy967 7 жыл бұрын
Karunesh Talwar charas hai bhai youre videos are bloody addictive... let the new ones keep coming in with the speed of light :D
@khushboovaish1950
@khushboovaish1950 7 жыл бұрын
will be waiting for them!! you are awesome!
@preetamraj8241
@preetamraj8241 7 жыл бұрын
Karunesh Talwar You're very talented. Looking forward to see more of such kind bro :)
@anushamuralidhar2142
@anushamuralidhar2142 7 жыл бұрын
The worst part about these ads is that they've become something normal. A majority of us don't even feel they are wrong. Shows how much we've been practiced into believing there's nothing wrong with them.
@SutapaBhattacharyaKolkata
@SutapaBhattacharyaKolkata 6 жыл бұрын
Fairness creams don't even work, and are arguably harmful for skin. But still people buy and use them.
@Hiraeth1992
@Hiraeth1992 6 жыл бұрын
Well said.. Same goes for bollywood
@parthsavyasachi9348
@parthsavyasachi9348 5 жыл бұрын
As a women you all shall not buy them. If no one buys it goes out of business. This is another women's problem that they have no intention of solving.
@mahavirvansh7141
@mahavirvansh7141 2 жыл бұрын
And same actresses who earn crores for endorsing fairness products, raised voice for Black lives matter, being nude hypocrites.
@irasatpathy6529
@irasatpathy6529 4 жыл бұрын
Karunesh is a feminist and we are lovin' it.
@fiction_tales833
@fiction_tales833 3 жыл бұрын
@You Tube he is he said that loud and clear
@fiction_tales833
@fiction_tales833 3 жыл бұрын
@You Tube Like really does he even need to do that i mean look at him he is intelligent, sane, emotionally available, sensible, instead girls be simping for a guy like that and what is wrong in being a feminist why you guys are so toxic
@demensia42008
@demensia42008 3 жыл бұрын
@You Tube perhaps...at least it drives awareness! I like the humor...hits home. | respect |
@fiction_tales833
@fiction_tales833 3 жыл бұрын
@You Tube Such an insecure plebeian have some sense dude you knkw why misogenists have problem with feminism because it snatches away the sense of entitlement from them so their insecure butts goes on a rampage justifying sexist and misogynistic behaviour of the society And about period tantrums do you even know what happens to a human body during menses inner lining of an organ is scraped off not just that plethora of hormones are causing havoc inside your body.Boiling down womanhood to just having periods, giving birth and raising childern is a typical sexist ritual it coming from person like yourself is not astonishing. Keep your bizarre thought process to yourself don't "spit" it out here!
@fiction_tales833
@fiction_tales833 3 жыл бұрын
@You Tube Men pushing really infact the fact that an independent woman doesn't even care about your existence is the major reason behind your exasperation and despondence
@tanjhdois837
@tanjhdois837 6 жыл бұрын
India is also obsessed with actors like Katrina kaif and Kareena Kapoor, who see no harm in promoting fairness creams. Kareena (who clearly lacks basic knowledge) was interviewed asking why she would promote fairness creams. She outrightly said it's a good business, and there's no danger in it as she's not promoting alcohol or meat. Clearly she doesn't know or knows and is playing dumb. That fairness creams can cause physical and emotional damage. They are also linked to cancer. And Katrina as a half white woman, has been part of numerous fairness cream coercial, in the West you would be called a biggot if not an outright racist. Hope India starts promoting and supporting their own local talent, of all shades.
@sanasayed5793
@sanasayed5793 4 жыл бұрын
They are just fucking idiot and dumb
@senisha9976
@senisha9976 4 жыл бұрын
Kareena Kapoor has foreigner genes too, her mother babita is daughter of Sindhi father and white foreigner mother. In short flawless white skin you see in India are not purely Indian genetically, theirs genes are linked to British or white skinned Muslims(mughals/Turkish) one way or the another. People who remained dark/brown are actually carrying ancient native Indian genes. I m dark and I love myself.
@sakshiyadav8266
@sakshiyadav8266 4 жыл бұрын
Very well articulated, sir!
@fairykoosk6863
@fairykoosk6863 4 жыл бұрын
It's actually Yami gautum who does these ads. Dont blame it entirely on kareena. She's not dumb
@tanjhdois837
@tanjhdois837 4 жыл бұрын
se Nisha i am very glad to hear you love your dark skin. My dad is Punjabi and my mom is Lebanese. And I look like a Latina to the western eyes and like my mother to most of my Indian side. At the end of the day we are all human, and skin color should not dictate anyone’s value.
@btstrash7781
@btstrash7781 6 жыл бұрын
"This is Martin Luther king in a seven rupee tube" dude, I think you're my favourite comedian now.
@purvaa88
@purvaa88 3 жыл бұрын
@Priyanshi Pandey Exactly..
@manognasrinath8545
@manognasrinath8545 7 жыл бұрын
@2:20 , when he does that voice modulation !!! ChanDAAliKaaa!! epic!
@jasminechowdhary6026
@jasminechowdhary6026 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@alphabeta9425
@alphabeta9425 5 жыл бұрын
2:21
@Ashish-fm1rp
@Ashish-fm1rp 7 жыл бұрын
I was talking to a girl about this and showed her this video and she still didn't get this! She said," main cream toh kam hi lagati hu,aloe vera aur garam paani zyaada". I'm like Wow! We need a block button for real life too.
@vibsh625
@vibsh625 5 жыл бұрын
Ignorant people. That's the kind of person who is on call with her boyfriend all time and never read up any news on what the egalitarian movement has been doing around the world.
@tingtingball
@tingtingball 4 жыл бұрын
Its so sad😌
@avdhutijoshi4779
@avdhutijoshi4779 4 жыл бұрын
Funny and sad!
@vivekgoenka007
@vivekgoenka007 4 жыл бұрын
Pink laptop pasand h usko
@Fcpuru95
@Fcpuru95 4 жыл бұрын
She means that she also doesn’t believe in getting fairer and buying creams for it. She only uses aloe vera as a natural way to keep her skin hydrated.
@Ekraaj234
@Ekraaj234 5 жыл бұрын
Yami Gautam should watch this!!
@AnandRaj-qo7ym
@AnandRaj-qo7ym 5 жыл бұрын
Yay😂
@animeghoul4165
@animeghoul4165 5 жыл бұрын
Kyu behan She is an actress and she was payed to do that ad. Its the company which needs to be banned.
@animeghoul4165
@animeghoul4165 4 жыл бұрын
@@entertainmentcoverdj5667 tere se kuch bola mene? Gaali dekar hero ban raha hain? 😂😂😂 Aww chota bache me dimaag nahi hai bas muh chalta hain jisme se bhi sirf bakwass nikalti hain tsk tsk
@akashdeb5201
@akashdeb5201 4 жыл бұрын
@@entertainmentcoverdj5667 Sahi toh Bola hain Bhai ..
@Rita_Arya
@Rita_Arya 4 жыл бұрын
@@animeghoul4165 it's funny right, people will do any kind of ads just because they get paid for it, even if it's setting stupid standards and playing with people's deepest insecurities
@aparnahazra810
@aparnahazra810 4 жыл бұрын
Today it's 2020 and we still have fairness cream.........
@hwasacansteponme
@hwasacansteponme 3 жыл бұрын
@@jashmersandhu sir no one gets shamed for tanning. some people literally get shamed if they have dark skinned and are forced to go through procedures that make their skin fair. pls make sense.
@pryo2460
@pryo2460 3 жыл бұрын
@@jashmersandhu that should be banned too
@so.mean.-_a7893
@so.mean.-_a7893 3 жыл бұрын
@@jashmersandhu ohh hellow even the dark guys feel that dark girls are ugly that means they accept themselves as ugly and want a fair girl to have beautiful babies.......are you even considering effects of this bullshit on a childs brain, self esteem and confidence and ultimately the performance (especially girls) bcz not every one born with a strong mind to avoid these things....if fair skinned people are weak why every dark skinned person must b strong.....
@so.mean.-_a7893
@so.mean.-_a7893 3 жыл бұрын
@@jashmersandhu and no one makes fun of being light skinned but people easily make fun of dark ones.....I mean a child is not equally valued or respected just bcz he/she is dark.......I am sry but people are ruining the lives with by attacking someone's confidence in very suttled way....this must b stopped....and such rubbish is not thinking it's a disability........
@sarcasmtube69
@sarcasmtube69 3 жыл бұрын
update it to 2021*..and I don't think it's gonna end in india..as they have laid their roots too damn strong..
@2050adarsh
@2050adarsh 7 жыл бұрын
Dark humour starting in India too.
@timcook3410
@timcook3410 7 жыл бұрын
Adarsh Kumar daniel fernandes is a masterpiece in dark humour. u might have seen him.
@hrideshprasad6577
@hrideshprasad6577 7 жыл бұрын
Adarsh Kumar this is not dark it's charcoal grey.
@rachelnadar4345
@rachelnadar4345 6 жыл бұрын
Hridesh Prasad HAHAHA😂👌
@AkshardhamNewDelhi
@AkshardhamNewDelhi 5 жыл бұрын
@@hrideshprasad6577 😂😂😂
@adityabajaj4311
@adityabajaj4311 5 жыл бұрын
That was not dark😑
@Vedant.Shimpi
@Vedant.Shimpi 7 жыл бұрын
My goodness, that was amazing! Not very many comedians are able to make a positive impact on people's minds. I am really happy that feminists like you exist. Superb content, keep going!
@sudhanshujagdale5935
@sudhanshujagdale5935 5 жыл бұрын
Sadly its june 2019 but fairness cream's are still pretty popularly sold and marketed proudly💯
@gamernick5
@gamernick5 5 жыл бұрын
It's too big of an industry for capitalists to let go.
@sanasayed5793
@sanasayed5793 4 жыл бұрын
True
@RINGALOCHA
@RINGALOCHA 4 жыл бұрын
Adha Indian Tiktok mein busy Adha indian Kalapaan sey parishan 😂😂
@eshaarora5608
@eshaarora5608 Жыл бұрын
​@@aarushiiiiii804 what 2023 fairness creams have been sold??
@Fish_and_more
@Fish_and_more 5 жыл бұрын
His awkward silence makes him more funny! You are great man🔥🔥
@sumedha51
@sumedha51 3 жыл бұрын
Irony is the pond's fairness cream ad before this video😂
@srishtiwadhwani8593
@srishtiwadhwani8593 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 and garnier fairness also
@sanchari.c
@sanchari.c 7 жыл бұрын
Taking hyperboles to the next level in the best possible way. Such natural drama! Mad expressions, *mad*.
@ritshe3141
@ritshe3141 5 жыл бұрын
Haha yes.Just was going to comment this.
@oreocoffeeshake
@oreocoffeeshake 6 жыл бұрын
Chandalika😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TechodyChannel
@TechodyChannel 6 жыл бұрын
Madhuri 😂😂😂😂
@mannyheffley9551
@mannyheffley9551 6 жыл бұрын
I read that just as he said it.
@samfar28
@samfar28 5 жыл бұрын
Uttpal dutt ki awaz thi....beta Ramprasad!!
@goofy3421
@goofy3421 5 жыл бұрын
@@mannyheffley9551 same ...this has happened to me like 14000005 times
@basharatrehan
@basharatrehan 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
@srishti5518
@srishti5518 7 жыл бұрын
This was truly amazing, I've always hated fairness cream ads. What is point of everyone conforming to Caucasian beauty standards? All skin colours are beautiful light and dark.
@Neha-ue3uk
@Neha-ue3uk 6 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@andy_the_monger1795
@andy_the_monger1795 6 жыл бұрын
But still most of Indian women do makeup to look a shade lighter. I have never heard an Indian women trying to achieve a darker shade.
@SutapaBhattacharyaKolkata
@SutapaBhattacharyaKolkata 6 жыл бұрын
I'm one 😂 I'm a sun-worshipper.
@vanshtheone
@vanshtheone 5 жыл бұрын
@Srishti do you have any thing to say what that guy asked about?
@agupta9097
@agupta9097 5 жыл бұрын
Eurocentric beauty standards our slave mentality
@ShashkingGodforsaken
@ShashkingGodforsaken 6 жыл бұрын
One of the best punches: "She becomes the source of lights" AWESOMNESS
@prashansasonkar2664
@prashansasonkar2664 3 жыл бұрын
He has picked each and every topic that hurts a women the most in this 5min 46 secs long video... REAL CONTENT👌👌👌👌👌
@KshitijKePaar
@KshitijKePaar 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks KZbin for actually suggesting good content
@minakshidighe7403
@minakshidighe7403 5 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@krishna838
@krishna838 7 жыл бұрын
dude you stuff is so good that i really feel ashamed to watch it on youtube for free
@neha1123
@neha1123 7 жыл бұрын
KRISHNA ZANWAR each view the video gets earns money for the uploaded so u did pay for his talent
@kaypandey7221
@kaypandey7221 6 жыл бұрын
KRISHNA ZAWAR Wasn’t THAT good....
@user-yh4uj2sx9x
@user-yh4uj2sx9x 6 жыл бұрын
you are not watching it for free..samajh main aaya kya..huh kya bhidu samaj main aaya kya..
@saurabhsutar9181
@saurabhsutar9181 7 жыл бұрын
You totally look like Arjun Kapoor before getting thin.
@saurabhsutar9181
@saurabhsutar9181 7 жыл бұрын
got hope?
@poojakadam74
@poojakadam74 7 жыл бұрын
saurabh sutar oh yup he does
@srishtinarang8056
@srishtinarang8056 7 жыл бұрын
true😂✋
@prajwalaable
@prajwalaable 7 жыл бұрын
saurabh sutar: My thoughts exactly. Watched him perform live today and I thought 'Arjun Kapoor!'
@mohdusman1
@mohdusman1 5 жыл бұрын
At least better looking than him!!
@shankaragarwal5070
@shankaragarwal5070 4 жыл бұрын
She is a "source of light" and that gaon mein batti one reminded e of the Happydent chewing gum ad.😂😂
@princillenaprincy550
@princillenaprincy550 5 жыл бұрын
2:20 when he does voice modulation... CHANDALIKA.... epic 😂😂
@dr.ameyapuranik2212
@dr.ameyapuranik2212 7 жыл бұрын
MARTIN LUTHER KING WAS A GREAT TOUCH HERE,I REALLY CLAPPED.
@RoadRunneR69
@RoadRunneR69 7 жыл бұрын
FIVE videos in and you are YET to disappoint! Also, i love that you saved the best for last. Charcoal grey! LMAO. Eagerly waiting for your next set man!
@SohanSingh-gs3gv
@SohanSingh-gs3gv 7 жыл бұрын
gbdhcx gfuf xhh
@chintangandhi8468
@chintangandhi8468 7 жыл бұрын
Dude you're seriously the best Indian stand up comedian out there right now. You're bound to become popular.
@rajat1896
@rajat1896 2 жыл бұрын
Sheer intelligence wrapped in good humor. this is the best standup act in the history of standups.
@anshluthra941
@anshluthra941 7 жыл бұрын
Karunesh man, do more shows please. You're absolutely amazing man. Said that before, saying it again. And upload more please
@simransimran9339
@simransimran9339 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks man, I've got exams and this was perfection.
@vigneshas7426
@vigneshas7426 7 жыл бұрын
'This was *perfection*'. Could've said the show was nice or that you liked it very much. But no, for you, this was *perfection*.
@simransimran9339
@simransimran9339 7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Heisenberg At the moment. Perfection is a state of mind.
@vigneshas7426
@vigneshas7426 7 жыл бұрын
Simran Simran I was paraphrasing a *FRIENDS* reference :D Chandler's well-known quip - "Gum would be perfection"
@simransimran9339
@simransimran9339 7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Heisenberg Meh, didn't catch that. Haven't seen it in a few years now. But now that you mention it... You're no Chanandler Bong.
@PrateekSharma016
@PrateekSharma016 7 жыл бұрын
Simran Simran glad you are alive :)
@divyar8402
@divyar8402 7 жыл бұрын
wow!! what a takedown on social issues!! want to see more from you, I hope you hit 50 thousand subscribers soon
@darshan_
@darshan_ 7 жыл бұрын
after 5 years of daily uploads or I guess even more PewDiePie hit it now! be abit sensible in ur approach dude!
@divyar8402
@divyar8402 7 жыл бұрын
Uh , PewDiePie is okish , but considering this guy's talent he can hit it in a couple of years
@darshan_
@darshan_ 7 жыл бұрын
Divya R he is too good agreed bt growing on KZbin wll be realy tough 1 M sub firsts 😂
@divyar8402
@divyar8402 7 жыл бұрын
darshan gandhi yikes Id thought that I'd written 50 thousand😐
@pavankulkarni3351
@pavankulkarni3351 7 жыл бұрын
and these set of comments filled with divya"s cute dp n darshans good humor 😃
@ashishadhikari7184
@ashishadhikari7184 4 жыл бұрын
Breaking News: Karunesh Talwar is on Plain Shirt
@parulparida8280
@parulparida8280 5 жыл бұрын
"God tussi great ho" sister got fair scene.
@Ranodeep014
@Ranodeep014 7 жыл бұрын
the intro song here is Diet Coke by The Light Years Explode The intro song in Biswa's videos is Bass Rani by Nucleya thankyou good night and happy new year in advance
@rakshitrichharia1588
@rakshitrichharia1588 6 жыл бұрын
The Hero we Deserve
@SushobhanParidawasd
@SushobhanParidawasd 6 жыл бұрын
dono ke description pe likha hai. no thanks
@irummehar5123
@irummehar5123 6 жыл бұрын
Ranodeep Seth thanks bro😘
@agam1881
@agam1881 6 жыл бұрын
you are a life saver dude
@tajtv9165
@tajtv9165 6 жыл бұрын
Sushobhan Parida 😂😂😂
@ajslife3961
@ajslife3961 7 жыл бұрын
Your videos are based on genuine and truly realistic content. Just like Rahul Subramaniam's.
@Shubhangi2013
@Shubhangi2013 3 жыл бұрын
3:32 those were the days when that kinda sneeze used to be taken so casually at that time😂
@saketroy7807
@saketroy7807 4 жыл бұрын
2:14 Oh Boyy... That Zoom In was Epic👌
@lisamcckay3608
@lisamcckay3608 4 жыл бұрын
Deterioating someone on the basis of skin colour, race, gender etc. is just lame. Only because these differences exist, they make a rainbow on earth and also become a reason for knowing someone better.
@jaganr7788
@jaganr7788 5 жыл бұрын
"Abhi dahej ke paise khud kamalogi" A slap to those who believe it's part of a girls marriage
@anuradhamathur436
@anuradhamathur436 6 жыл бұрын
Even the soaps are like this....see dove😂😂😂
@amitnikam6452
@amitnikam6452 2 жыл бұрын
dove us qbout looking young not fairness
@rohanreads
@rohanreads 4 жыл бұрын
This is called "Craftsmanship" What a great piece of writing. Karunesh you're not just an stand up comedian but you've got a great vision man. Keep up the great work.
@__vijay__kumar
@__vijay__kumar 3 жыл бұрын
He really highlights social issues in his humor. That's intelligence on another level 🔥
@ayushimishra1912
@ayushimishra1912 Жыл бұрын
True
@bitupanbhuyan5183
@bitupanbhuyan5183 4 жыл бұрын
He is actually a philosopher who uses art of comedy in a master's way
@shaikhnuzhat8538
@shaikhnuzhat8538 6 жыл бұрын
Dude,We really appreciate your creativity,innovative and deep funny ideas and sarcasm behind that..Keep it up..We want more videos ...🤘
@ManmeettkaurMK
@ManmeettkaurMK 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha that’s exactly what I did in my Himalaya fairness ad. 🤣
@rohankore3504
@rohankore3504 3 жыл бұрын
Appreciate the fact that you accepted
@Sidex150-g1p
@Sidex150-g1p 5 жыл бұрын
Your comedy is MIND-BLOWING, keep it up bro.
@thunderzagario7215
@thunderzagario7215 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he moves like a pendulum the entire time xD
@soumyabisht2509
@soumyabisht2509 7 жыл бұрын
I just watched your video and dude you really are a talented guy! Not many have the ability to list the prevalent social causes and arrange the act around it so beautifully! Keep it up :D
@krsnapraveen4
@krsnapraveen4 7 жыл бұрын
Karunesh - you are a brilliant comedian! Your observations and presentation is just mind boggling.
@ajinkyabhonsle2550
@ajinkyabhonsle2550 7 жыл бұрын
Apart comedy, you really motivated me to lose weight!
@ajinkyabhonsle2550
@ajinkyabhonsle2550 7 жыл бұрын
Like his first video which was uploaded 4 weeks earlier has significant amount of more weight on him than his recent videos.. Please don't count the fairness one.!
@ArjunKumar-rw8qd
@ArjunKumar-rw8qd 7 жыл бұрын
your choice of music is really apparent
@kshiprajadav179
@kshiprajadav179 7 жыл бұрын
David Lynch
@AshishYadav-zk5bx
@AshishYadav-zk5bx 5 жыл бұрын
Fairness creams are still existing in 2019
@asadul22-f3b
@asadul22-f3b 3 жыл бұрын
I love it how when he says 'chudail' , the camera zooms in.
@hrishikesh07m
@hrishikesh07m 7 жыл бұрын
gareebon ka arjun kapoor, cha gayee gutu
@hrishikesh07m
@hrishikesh07m 7 жыл бұрын
carry on
@szstube4537
@szstube4537 6 жыл бұрын
Ameeron ka arjun kapoor bhi kisi zamane mein aisa hi dhekhta thaa
@abhishekraj4635
@abhishekraj4635 6 жыл бұрын
Bt talent to us se zada hi h
@ashwanisinghjeworks1666
@ashwanisinghjeworks1666 5 жыл бұрын
arjun kapoor khud chuthiya hai
@Anigokks
@Anigokks 5 жыл бұрын
Original arjun kapoor bhi gareebon wala hi hai.... Usme kaunsi ameeron wali baat hai? 😌
@pruthashetty7072
@pruthashetty7072 7 жыл бұрын
Amazing like always. Your humour is so high its breaking ozone layers.
@abhishekshukla9866
@abhishekshukla9866 7 жыл бұрын
You are my favorite Comedian man. I like your attitude very much bro. U are dude.
@lanzhan2099
@lanzhan2099 5 жыл бұрын
This is a very serious topic which needs to be taken seriously and discussed everywhere in India.. You did an amazing job Karunesh, Kudos!
@kimonobe278
@kimonobe278 5 жыл бұрын
So much quality here. It's honestly so mesmerizing.
@swagata7462
@swagata7462 7 жыл бұрын
he is right about the fairness craze in our society
@aishx8
@aishx8 7 жыл бұрын
That Just Mohabbat & Remix link up was superb. chandaaalika !!!
@RakeshMumbaikar
@RakeshMumbaikar 7 жыл бұрын
m I the only one who thinks, he looks like Arjun Kapoor mota waala! Karunesh Talwar Standup @Powai on 21st dec !
@rey619ashkash
@rey619ashkash 7 жыл бұрын
Rakesh Yadav yes Ur the only 1
@avnitrivedi7827
@avnitrivedi7827 5 жыл бұрын
His jokes are so reality based I mean stuff with sense 🔥🔥
@happysoulggg
@happysoulggg 4 жыл бұрын
Bro your dialogue delivering is ultimate...love ur hu.our🔥🔥🔥💥
@bhaskarjyotiborah5357
@bhaskarjyotiborah5357 6 жыл бұрын
Martin Luther King in a 7 rupee tube. That cracked me up. 😂
@pam1001100
@pam1001100 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Brilliant line , isn't it? 👏👏
@lawschooluncensored
@lawschooluncensored 6 жыл бұрын
I am a dark skinned Indian Woman....trust me at one point of time everyone felt that it was their basic right to comment on my skin colour and skin... I was even asked post marriage that if I even know that things like talcum powders exist and that I have no interest in impressing people because I was dark and therefore looked ugly...subsequently just started ignoring people and stopped going to parlours because your parlour didi is the one who just shatters your confidence to the T
@sumitdas-gk9lh
@sumitdas-gk9lh 3 жыл бұрын
Well in the comments lot of people admiring the sense. Irony is, even they are not going to date any dusky female or male. 😅😅
@watchandletwatch2407
@watchandletwatch2407 3 жыл бұрын
I think u are worse than them because u are being mysoginitic and patriarchic straight ahead
@panthrohit
@panthrohit 3 жыл бұрын
Just found this guy today and man!!! Hands down. I have become his fannnn... His knowledge plus joke delivering skills are beyond and above everyome else I have seen so far.
@dixitpatel017
@dixitpatel017 6 жыл бұрын
Stand up comedy is making evolution in India now and we are getting great artists from it. Keep it up Talwar.
@sanjinirao8266
@sanjinirao8266 5 жыл бұрын
Karunesh you are spot on LEGEND ..thank you 🙏🏽
@sudeshnamitra6675
@sudeshnamitra6675 6 жыл бұрын
This is Martin Luther jr in a 7 rupees tube! 😂😂😂
@sanatanaprema
@sanatanaprema 7 жыл бұрын
wow man, thats powerful..the exact same joke i have been doing for years...think we saw the same add with the job interview one n voice in the background was laa la lala lllaaaaaaaaa wid pink suit girl who when walks in with fair colour all modafukers peon boss stand up jaw dropped n shit. My girlfriend is south indian, dark n a goddess. when ill show her she will crack up i know
@shubhsharma5435
@shubhsharma5435 Жыл бұрын
i got chills when i heard "in the year 2016" like brooo its almost 7 years now!!!
@ishusingh260
@ishusingh260 3 жыл бұрын
In the year 2021, we still have fairness creams.
@abhilashdevarapalli7141
@abhilashdevarapalli7141 6 жыл бұрын
Omg 😲 I loved it when she got job and before 2:00 she is CEO Next a dancer and an astronaut going to Neptune man what a swag yaar 😊😊😁👌🏻👌🏻🙂😂😅😂👍🏻fuckin awesome
@komalafzal8004
@komalafzal8004 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this much in a while, thank you karunesh 😭❤️
@shivangipandey2055
@shivangipandey2055 7 жыл бұрын
I love the way you talk. The charcoal Grey...... 😂😂😂😂😂
@hemanthbs2649
@hemanthbs2649 6 жыл бұрын
What content bro. Love it. You make my day better with every video. Kudos man.
@akansha9618
@akansha9618 4 жыл бұрын
"It is disgusting" 😂😂😂 Idk why but that cracked me up!
@mrme4362
@mrme4362 6 жыл бұрын
Karunesh, I don't know about others but I think you're the best in India. Right timing amd right material. Your delivery is good and I can totally relate to your jokes. Way to go man.
@kfitnessforlife
@kfitnessforlife 4 жыл бұрын
I like the way you deliver your jokes.❤️
@Sargam14992
@Sargam14992 7 жыл бұрын
You are awesome man !!! I saw your video for 3rd time now.
@rakshithm1257
@rakshithm1257 7 жыл бұрын
intro song is amazing
@ashirwadhalgekar5602
@ashirwadhalgekar5602 7 жыл бұрын
what is the track name of intro song?
@yashsomaiya9910
@yashsomaiya9910 7 жыл бұрын
diet coke- the lightyears explode
@douneedtoknow7265
@douneedtoknow7265 7 жыл бұрын
you are god! the song is simply amazing! thanks A LOT
@shubhatia
@shubhatia 4 жыл бұрын
Who's here after the government decided to ban the endorsement & promotion of fairness creams?
@chiteshacharya
@chiteshacharya 7 жыл бұрын
Where do you do this stuff?? i mean the place where you perform
@SohaillGandhi
@SohaillGandhi 7 жыл бұрын
Chitesh Acharya check out Tuning Fork in Mumbai
@shadowmaster1760
@shadowmaster1760 5 жыл бұрын
Its 2019 and still fairness cream is on fire 😜
@charvi6
@charvi6 5 жыл бұрын
when you here aakash mehta's laugh in the background (at 4.55)
@AkshitasainiOnTop
@AkshitasainiOnTop 6 жыл бұрын
Finally someone is speaking on this issue. I feel so proud of you and want to thank you. This issue required more light. That fucking fair n lovely shit is leading to cancer, physically and also psychologically , it's making these girls think they are incapable. You are the first out of so so many to address it.
@NilimaPriyadarshini
@NilimaPriyadarshini 6 жыл бұрын
Omg the English subtitles 😂😂😂
@vijaypandey2525
@vijaypandey2525 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately it's true face of society of India. And I agree that indian comedians makes more sense than any other journalist, politician and elder peoples.
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