take me to snurch (snail church)

why did i do this
anyways i have a real channel @reinaeiry where i actually sing real songs fhsdjkhjha

[@fairyeiry]

sup snorshippers, check out my smain snannel here (be a good snail) kzbin.info + did an actual cover of this song (but it's EPIC) here! kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5qUXoFolNuNo8ksi=NDvTjXTme1W1rlED

[@NinNiigo]

lol

[@Boris-lq8fs]

But are there snails on your main channel too

[@fairyeiry]

@@Boris-lq8fs no but if u go check it out there will be a snail on your pillow tonight (good)

[@naenaenaenae7921]

sno i wont

[@c0der23]

I don’t snow but i slove it

[@sleepytransfem]

"Should've snorshiped her snooner" Hits me in the feelers

[@mushroomy9899]

“Snould’ve snorshiped sner snooner” Snits sne snin sne sneelers

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

@@mushroomy9899 "🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌" 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

[@Weeping_W1ll0w]

sneelers*

[@uglebeffus]

do you mean the sneelers

[@funtimewolf2683]

fr

[@pigeon5935]

"snarpen your snife" hits unbelievably hard.

[@jessicashort6944]

snunbelievably*

[@NewClearWinter2]

Snard*

[@captain1415]

“snarpen your snife” snits snunbelievably snard

[@jessicashort6944]

@@captain1415 SNEALLL 🔥 🔥🔥

[@Battery_of_eepyness]

Sno true

[@thatoneidiot6991]

This woman is using her great singing voice for a snailpost and I love it

[@fishmilk0]

yes

[@niencats]

A snailpost? Dont you mean a snost?

[@thatoneidiot6991]

To be fair, it's not a normal snost if you look into it It might even be... a *snitpost*

[@LaliSketches]

You mean her sninging?🐌

[@thatoneidiot6991]

This damn snoke is driving me snuts XD

[@sirsquiggles1584]

Friend: "Oh, you're humming Take Me to Church, right?" Me: "...uh, no snexactly."

[@tortis6342]

Accurate. It took this cover for me to realize I don’t actually dislike take me to church, just hozers voice

[@Mighty_Atheismo]

"Snot even snose! A snurch is snothing like a church."

[@tortis6342]

@@Mighty_Atheismo Oh wow, snat's really snever.

[@augustday9483]

“When you're happy, you enjoy the snusic. When you're sad, you understand the snyrics."

[@clodolcmidnights837]

*snyrics

[@augustday9483]

@@clodolcmidnights837 That's brilliant. I edited my original comment to match. 😂

[@bjwwilcera]

*snad

[@saif-0_0-]

@@gayanime8981 snunderstand*

[@rayquazadinosaur3732]

*snad

[@fairyeiry]

I cried singing this

[@nandyk.2026]

don't you mean, sninging?

[@yoloswag7145]

me too

[@yoloswag7145]

@@nandyk.2026 disliked

[@mtdew7777777]

It made me cry

[@dubskydo5713]

*sob*.....................it’s.................beautiful!..........................*sob*

[@XstickbuddyX]

born too late to explore the world, born to soon to explore space. born at just the right time for snurch.

[@richardwilliams1921]

Too*

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

Indeed 😔

[@calebsullivan7423]

Snamen

[@mirmalchik]

omg i'm dead

[@xinderx]

This phrase always makes me sort of depressed

[@lynnclaywood4043]

"That's a fine looking high snorse" Broke me

[@ajking4836]

Same 😂

[@EchidnaSharp]

Sname*@@ajking4836

[@impishlyit9780]

It's the nasally voice lmfao, instant classic

[@ttttillermand]

Finally, real music. No sninging about bitches or money, just snails bearing their snearts.

[@warlordofbritannia]

Buncha snails sniving their snife 🥹

[@blorfenburger]

Snearts****

[@JayCleere]

Snfinally, someone snwith some common snense.

[@funk3nst3in]

bears? i didnt hear anything about bears in this one?

[@jasperjazzie]

snails snearing their snearts

[@kitkat4860]

Please never delete this. I need it for my funeral playlist

[@nonsens0815]

This and the shitty flute version of my heart will go on.

[@natalie6811]

Gonna make snomeone the sniggle at your snuneral?

[@The1KidneyWonder]

dont you mean at your snuneral

[@galaxyspice5805]

@@The1KidneyWonder snuneral snaillist

[@wxbrainiac]

just snie faster then so it doesnt go snaway

[@brain_apostrophe_t]

"scorse" and "snorse" absolutely sent me. This woman is a talent and a scholar.

[@kyawya312]

Snholar*

[@thehandthatdraws987]

Snins and snene got me lol

[@penny1029]

1:41 for anyone snundering

[@boyinblue.]

Snorse got me too lol

[@hellomynamesninooo6017]

snoison killed me

[@Storky-Dorky]

1:43 In love with the random accent at "scource" and "snorse" 😭

[@TheAkwarium]

she almost laughed at that part, you can hear it in her voice lmao I love it

[@casperseen6547]

Lmao i died the way she pronounce that word

[@localdreamer13]

"So you can snarpen your snife" has me in tears 😭

[@lucaswb7387]

PLS

[@supersonictumbleweed]

May all your snins be forgiven

[@lilsaam]

i'm literally crying, it's so stupid 😭😭😭

[@S_J_banana]

😂😂😂

[@gretszamzabek4758]

IM SENT

[@allthegoodnamesweretaken3965]

the lyrics: pure art the voice: absolutely gorgeous my life: snanged

[@Daniel-br4nc]

Snotel:

[@austingoodman2177]

@@Daniel-br4nc Snivago

[@FaeTheMf]

@@austingoodman2177sneathens

[@noocshere6671]

*Snying*

[@James-ph4mx]

Its s-not delivery, its snigorno

[@M4rsIsR0tteN]

comic sans is an absolutely devilish choice for the font

[@SirCavas]

i'm pretty sure it is called comic snans

[@M4rsIsR0tteN]

@SirCavas forgive me for I have made a grave mistake 😔🙏

[@hmooda8921]

you shall be forgiven but... do more than ten mistakes and you shall be brought down by snarp snnife​@@M4rsIsR0tteN

[@thedarklrd6714]

Delightfully snevilish, sneymour

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

It's a hard song to sing, but she totally snailed it!

[@monstrousmoss]

this should have more likes

[@cat_supernova2242]

@@monstrousmoss you mean it snould snave more snikes

[@BoughtenCow2567]

@@cat_supernova2242 SNIKE, THATS THE WRONG SNUMBA

[@AxolotlQueen]

@@cat_supernova2242 snou snean snou snean snit snould snave snore snikes

[@foxiepixelpetz]

​@@AxolotlQueen selp

[@mysticat]

this is sneautiful..

[@LeoLongax]

aye the cat itself came to worship the snail no snay

[@lepizzarabbit3172]

yes indeedy

[@kadebrown6162]

nice to see you here.

[@thezackast2752]

Oh look a verified creator comment that isn't the number one comment. Legit never seen this before, kinda surprising

[@Thetiredturtle672]

💀

[@SapphicJezus]

You found a way to make a song parody about snails sound genuinely emotional.

[@BerryTheBnnuy]

snong* snound*

[@circl3trees351]

Its sneautiful.

[@normified]

no seriously what the fuck is this and why is it in my recommended

[@exzyyd392]

@@normified sneriously*

[@hawktalon7890]

@@normified Snails.

[@rileymosman2808]

"Something smeaty for the smain scourse" has by far my favorite delivery in the whole song

[@DjKryx]

This song is so vocally demanding, glad someone used their talent to sing this masterpiece

[@AHouse181]

To sning it

[@casablance8946]

*snasterpiece

[@DevilWearsAdidas]

*Snong

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

I covered this song, but this cover beats mine. It's snailtastic!

[@DjKryx]

@@ReptilianTeaDrinker you are a lesbian and that shit slaps

[@Sofilein]

Lost it at snnaaaAAAAaaaaaAaammeeeEEEeen

[@chloeswoveland3907]

Same XD

[@vannyblutea]

i fuckin lost it at the thumbnail

[@yuiitodoro7791]

Same lol, that one really made me laugh

[@riatorex8722]

Holy shit, THE Sofilein? Didn't expect to see you here

[@firiel2366]

Weird Al probably listens to this as a lullaby to fall asleep at night ❤️

[@firiel2366]

Sorry *snullaby

[@samtheballoon1522]

Genius.

[@mememan1546]

​@@samtheballoon1522*snenius

[@herorisk]

@@mememan1546 what a snerd.

[@kyllernotkiller]

Why ai? There's probably some humans that do it aswell, totally not me though

[@nonamesavailable7406]

Love how quietly she sang the word "sniggle" compared to everything else lmao

[@DostoyevskyTolstoy]

(It's a real word. 'Snort' plus 'giggle')

[@megapussi]

​@@DostoyevskyTolstoyno its short for snail + giggle

[@alexcrazy1492]

I mean it does not sound like a word to should be throwing around,sounds like one too many slurs for that

[@SamGBSR]

For me, the line that gets me good is “when I’m snalone with you” the way she accommodates that clunky af line really does it for me lmao

[@Pesto_O]

absolutely hysterical lmao

[@meltedthing2338]

Me too ! 🤌

[@korayven9255]

...Asnone. When I'm asnone with you.

[@jamesthomas6984]

It had to be Snalone as a soft a in Snail (Snal)

[@DudeOfTheWeek]

"Command me to be snail" almost made me spit my porridge out laughing

[@veeezis]

Snurely you meant snorrige out snaughing.

[@spookbag24]

only then i am snail😊

[@DudeOfTheWeek]

@Justin Wescott I live in Snweden, probably meant to write snoatmeal but I couldn't remember the correct snord for it when I wrote this snomment. Have a great day, snir.

[@perpetuallyconfused09]

@Justin Wescott damn what did porridge ever do to you:/ (Its a pretty common breakfest food here in ireland even though I personally dont like it)

[@m.p4603]

@@DudeOfTheWeek porridge and oatmeal are slightly different. (Porridge superior.)

[@narc_potato7851]

“I’ll tell you my snins you you can snarpen your snife” I drank water at the worst possible time 😭

[@chs76945]

I went full coffee dragon on that line

[@apocalyptosoldier5527]

I'm sorry for your snoss

[@gwendolynflamme6986]

same, my snouth became a coffee snuke@@chs76945

[@TheBanancer]

Snud took a snit snake

[@Ramberta]

I am literally never going to be able to hear the correct lyrics of this song again. Thank you for that. "So you can snarpen your snife" just put the biggest smile on my face

[@Magosspud]

It genuinely gives me a heart attack hearing any other version

[@Dmanthepowerful]

@@Magosspud Srest in Speace

[@Magosspud]

@@Dmanthepowerful Sneaven is snice at sleast

[@parkerc5410]

If this isn't played at my snuneral, i'm not snying.

[@strawberrytulips]

Sname

[@Poptart_Finn]

Snittrely

[@theliteralmoon]

for sneal

[@BigBoyXanos]

You have to be a millionaire for this to play at your funeral

[@theliteralmoon]

@@BigBoyXanos don’t u mean ur snuneral

[@lucasjones3338]

Your ability to maintain your sninging voice while sninging these hilarious lyrics is snuper talented, snamen.

[@Alfonzo_the_Marine_Iguana]

*snalented

[@yello_0683]

*snaintain

[@SB-se7vb]

She snalmost lost it by the snecond snerse, but I feel you.

[@catedoge3206]

snamen

[@TheRanker77]

*Snoice

[@leekloser4070]

"and you can snarpen your snife" just god tier lyrics

[@vynland3227]

were you the millionth view?

[@leekloser4070]

@@vynland3227 maybe

[@cat_supernova2242]

True

[@morenicginiusthegreat4227]

Letting the immortal snail reach you is worth it if it sings you this song.

[@roseintheobservatory]

The immortal snail is snesus snamen

[@CRR2111]

Just had a mild snental breakdown and this snong always sneers me up

[@ConstantChaos1]

I'm in the ICU from organ failure and the pain is excruciating (don't drink 1.75 l of vodka at once) but this is one of the things I dissociate to vibe with while in that agony

[@one-onessadhalf3393]

@Constant Chaos SNUDE ARE YOU SNOKAY

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@one-onessadhalf3393 of snorse. Now that snis But yeah don't drink that much your organs don't like it

[@WhiteWolf-lm7gj]

Now this is a snood

[@DreamtaleEnjoyer]

Ah yes, a snild snental sneakdown. We all snave those snometimes.

[@snailcheeserulez]

I love how snasal “sn” makes everything, honestly snounds really snard to sing!!

[@personne-fp6cr]

you mean sning?

[@saltysunflowersugar7826]

Snix-snundred-snixty-snixth like

[@idontwantahandlethough]

snoo snon't snay!

[@pinkzaism]

*sning

[@paigecrystatia]

@@personne-fp6cr one hundredth snlike

[@TangsTails]

got chills... "only then I am snail, only then I am slean" .... so beautiful 🤧SNAMEN!

[@Random_Caet]

snamen 😭

[@TangsTails]

@@Random_Caet you get it. Snamen!! 🙏😿

[@Bianca_825]

SNAMEN🙏🏻

[@stalagmite.5]

Same! I got snoosebumps and it sent snivers down my snine

[@clownii13]

Snamen. 🙏

[@nadeshikorealnofake2237]

"No masters No slugs, when the srituals snegins" God, that hits hard.

[@DBMalachite]

i have absolutely no idea how you didnt crack singing "ill tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife" because every single time i hear those parts i absolutely lose my shit

[@goffermystoffer9995]

i think u mean sninglish

[@nanobean576]

Same

[@cerberusloki.9226]

I fucking cant get over snourse man

[@ThefifthBishopofGord]

@@goffermystoffer9995 wrong comment

[@michealwizowski4328]

Sims language be like:

[@kinseylise8595]

Imagine having a voice this good and choosing to make this. My envy is isneasurable.

[@Thykothaken]

Thought at first that I read that wrong. I was mistaken.

[@majlordag1889]

Imagine being able to sing this without laughing

[@aroguebard]

@@Thykothaken You snistaken you mean

[@Thykothaken]

@@aroguebard snod damnit

[@seemeno1]

You’re not a snail or you’d know it’s spelled “snimeasurable”

[@musaicc5761]

What English sounds like to non English-speakers

[@goffermystoffer9995]

i think u mean sninglish

[@jolykeep]

true

[@shitass136]

Sniglish*

I can confirm as a non english speaker

[@Radi0haz4rd]

Ñ

[@Epic_Curious]

"so you can snarpen your snife" is one of my favorite lyrics of all time. true poetry

[@LegoBuilder3429]

After listening to this three or four times it starts to sound like a normal song, and I don't know if it's on account of the excellent singing or if I just really like the idea of snail church.

[@Ht9ehtoom]

It's genuinely better than the original imo.

[@tuesdaywithanh]

idk, but really like the idea of snurch too :)

[@Errorcode-hq5wg]

Sninging*

[@MoskalMedia]

I've listened to it three times today, this snong is unreal

[@claraclenky9843]

@@Ht9ehtoom I can’t stand pop men singing so I’m glad I got this. Genuinely going on my playlist

[@jacksonhetzman9873]

1:45 something about the way she pronounces scourse just hits right.

[@stargazer1998]

Same with high snorse

[@SytanOfficial]

I loveeee it lmaoooo

[@2minuss]

It's just perfect.

[@cwheels01]

I'd describe it as sneavenly, yes.

[@utopes]

It was a fairly snasally snorse, if I had to describe it sneloquently

[@Cheesedragon117]

*The perfect song doesn't exi-*

[@whaky1149]

Snong*

[@user-tr2dh4xx6u]

@@whaky1149 it snexists

[@MysticalGrape-w5p]

WE SNARPENING OUR SNIVES WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

[@Julia-xi8mf]

Most underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@MadamFoogie]

*_S N A C K A R I F I C E_* 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 As someone who keeps snails as pets, a standing ovation to the creator. From now on, snail feeding time will be known as a snackrifice.

[@TheRepublic4]

I scrolled down to this exactly as it was said

[@Merlodica]

Snackifice sounds like a word I would use to describe feeding mice to my pet snake. I don’t have a pet snake actually, but you see my point? 🐍

[@MadamFoogie]

@@Merlodica I can see that. After all, snails aren't really known for their carnivorous tendencies. They do eat flesh, but the worst munching my dudes get up to is the occasional cuttlefish bone. I have a hard time considering veggie scraps any kind of sacrifice. But it still sounds cool. EDIT: Also, try "snekrifice" out for size. 83-

[@Merlodica]

@@MadamFoogie Snekrifice will be the first word I think of if I ever own a pet snake. 🐍

[@riddlemethat5597]

Let the S N A I L C R I F I C E begin!

[@NotMegaKOBuster]

I don’t know why KZbin recommended me this video today but I’m really snankful for it. “I’ll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife” is the best line I’ve heard in snears

[@Merlodica]

It is ✨ etheric ✨ art.

[@cephalonaural6854]

@@Merlodica snart*

[@arandompieceoffruit4017]

Snears*

[@NotMegaKOBuster]

@@arandompieceoffruit4017 my bad, fixed it

[@arandompieceoffruit4017]

@@NotMegaKOBuster good

[@jellywitch_ttv4924]

dont you DARE apologize for this, this is a MASTERpiece and i intend on it being played at my funeral/wedding. which ever comes first.

[@mtdew7777777]

It's a snasterpiece

[@nuke6641]

The funeral will

[@Daphodil27]

@@nuke6641 LMAO

[@toothpick8352]

don’t you DARE apologizne for thisn, thisn isn a MASNTERpiece and i intend on it being played at my funeral/wedding. which ever comesn firsnt*

[@robopope7584]

Don’t you mean snuneral/snedding?

[@daragibbins2227]

Snonestly snurprised that innocence wasn't changed to sninnocence. This is a great snong, snamen

[@nicklapallo9090]

**snorse** I completely lost it at that line and then just spent the next minute and a half laughing. Snife is a VERY close second.

[@noahandreasen9221]

“Something smeaty for The smain smorse” at 1:42 had me dead on The floor

[@council3407]

It sounds like Miranda sings lol

[@ojhudgins7326]

snick

[@snorseburger7381]

What’s so funny about a snorse

[@thedarklrd6714]

Snable is what killed me

[@Bennirae]

The tone she sings "Scourse" and "snorse" in had me dying.

[@CookingWithCows]

Very snasal, so snadorable.

[@neithvoid]

real

[@Th4t_G1rl_C4t7ynn]

sneal

[@PeckerBrown]

I've lived sixty three years on this earth. This is one of the oddest, yet sweetest things I've heard, and believe me, sister; I've seen some snit. Subbed.

[@nocturnelux3391]

Snubbed

[@perpetuallyconfused09]

Your snixy three zamn

[@flygonplayzpokemon6353]

Exactly!

[@zeeblock22]

*sneen

[@sqiudy-catmedland1421]

I believe you, snister

[@a.e.3984]

I find it so irritating how "sneathless" doesn't sound like "deathless", but I also think that just adds to what a masterpiece this song is

[@edgard142ndofwelshdale7]

My girlfriend played this while I was high and I’m usually so bad at understanding lyrics, on top of being high, I didn’t think anything was wrong and just figured I was hearing the real lyrics very weird. I didn’t notice it was a joke until I laughed so hard at “so you can snarf in your snife” and she started laughing too and I just knew it was a joke.

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

damn i need to hear this song on salvia now. lord only knows that shit makes music sound WEIRDDDD

[@cles0v]

​@@transsexual_computer_faeryman I gotta hear this on saliva too

[@chrisavery3416]

@@cles0v 🤨 saliva?

[@DieEineMieze]

How strong was the weed? Did it buy it from a nigga?

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

@@chrisavery3416 smokin that shlurp-infused tropical snail saliva

[@Meo_Itsuma]

Thank you for the snessing Lord Snail 🙏🐌

[@fairyeiry]

snord(snail lord) is pleased you enjoyed 🐌

[@THEB3STEST]

ALL HAIL THE SNORD SNAAAAAAAAMEN

[@SadSheep_]

Snamen!

[@meatkirbo]

WE MUST PLEASE THE SNORD!!

[@tunasandwhich2972]

Snamen🙏

[@alannalugo6755]

“Only then I am snail, only then I am slean…” really had me snying Praise the royal snail

[@FunLobsterFacts]

**Snoyal

[@lydiasteinebendiksen4269]

Remarkably talented vocalist, and knowing they don't take themselves sneriously is pretty cool

[@_leaf-3525]

stoppp 😭😭😭

[@ethanlarge3572]

The phrase "snarpen your snife" circulates through my thoughts on a regular basis.

[@danielantoni4]

When you have voice of Godess and know how to use for good.

[@justcallmejay12]

"Command me to be snail" had me in fucking TEARS

[@coolbrotherf127]

Snears*

[@skunkpigeon]

@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 :(

[@mikehawkslong3666]

@@skunkpigeon what did they comment

[@bluepomegranate]

This snanged my life. I’ll never be the sname again

[@funk3nst3in]

this is un-snironically, un-snequivocally, sniterally the snest snail snarody on the snarket snedit: *un-snironical *un-snequivocally *sniterally *snarody *snarket *snest *snedit

[@oliverzapp7198]

*snarket

[@sunniedayz2450]

*snarody

[@Nen_niN]

*snest

[@funk3nst3in]

@@Nen_niN ok ill add it on

[@add-iv]

*snedit

[@SuperPcPenguin]

They really took that tumbler post a couple years ago and ran with it. It's absolutely killing me how good she sounds while singing a snail church joke, Perfection

[@phi180]

what post?

[@elbereth2738]

@@phi180 the snurch (snail church) post........

[@big_sea]

yes

[@BakaTaco]

I thought I recognised it. I think it's older than that though, because I remember my friends quoting it and that was back in 2016.

[@namelessnavnls8060]

SNEETHLESS DEATH and HIGH SNORSE aND EARTHLY SNEEN I'M WHEEZING. I _think..._ This is one of those moments when you're over qualified for something but you still have time to use your talent for hilarious things.

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

Her pronunciation of “high snorse” absolutely slays me every time

[@nbond6655]

walter white

[@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521]

One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no KZbinr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear name

[@bakedgoldfish45]

✨snorses✨

[@Tailstraw_xD]

Don't you mean SNEEZING?

[@HotTripod78]

"snarpen your snife" idk why but I just love this part so much lol

[@MrSchplingle79]

The pronunciation of "scource" and "snorse" at 1:43 is great

[@ianbee1959]

I love this song but This is my least favourite part of it. To each is own I guess haha

[@dork_mork6953]

I HAVE REWOUND FOR THIS SEVERAL TIMES TY LMAO

[@saxman112]

I’m sure she had to try singing those two words multiple times without laughing 😂

[@ThatRandomBlackGuy]

got that heavy country accent flavor added tot he song

[@blueberry9527]

"Only then am I snail, I am slean" got me snolling

[@afonsoalmada6945]

The best part of Take Me to Snurch was when she said "It's snailin time" and snailed all over the snyrics Truly one of the snongs of all time

[@C4pungMaster]

Dont forget they sold 1 snillion tickets and won the snammy award on the first week.

[@dao_of_potato4957]

snail snweep baby!!

[@crunkdaconqueror778]

😢

[@vincentfreddoyle7555]

@@C4pungMaster this doesn’t sneserve a snrammy, the snrammys sneserve this

[@conehatter]

snime*

[@opheliarosewood7847]

Sniggle sounds like a slur for snails

[@theultimatefreak666]

Ay snou can't use snat, snat's our snord

[@bunni3732]

lifehack: put this on when you’re having a mental breakdown or trying to not cry. sing along to the lyrics as SERIOUSLY as you can. can guarantee it works to lift moods 🐌/10 ign

[@DreamtaleEnjoyer]

My snental sneakdowns have been snured. These snyrics are snivine

[@kewoshk]

That sounds like a decent grounding technique 👍

[@salmin1711]

it works

[@furretforpresident]

​@@DreamtaleEnjoyerSNEANTAL SNAKEDOWNS.......... IM DYING /pos

[@organism7002]

unironically so snhelpful. by the time i realise that i’m sninging the snupidist thing possible, my brain gets confused enough to not go ape.

[@Ballacha]

this has the same energy as mozart using all of his talent just to write a song about licking his arse. please make more of this snit.

[@lemonanth]

excuse me???????? what song are you referring to??

[@soppyfresh5388]

@@lemonanth I think it's literally called "lick my arse"

[@mackicoA090211]

@@lemonanth I was curious and had to look it up. "Lech mich im Arsch" - Canon in B flat

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

@@mackicoA090211 Oh my god it's real

[@ohno4382]

@@mackicoA090211 you’re the best

[@jango7889]

this is the last thing a snail hears before being eaten by a french person

[@LilyBeanz137]

OH NO THE FRENCH!!! 😱

[@rhomayyann4691]

"Something smeaty for the smain scourse." 😂

[@NecoLumi]

It's so brave of this song to bring awareness to snailophobia in our society. I cried because I remember when my grandpa was snoutcast for being a snail in a slug society.

[@asexualpredator]

Wow thats sneep thank you for sharing your story

[@Rosie_Red8]

Do you mean xenophobia? Sorry I meant snenophobia.

[@Yakub-bin-wewuz]

Imagining being snousted by your own family like that 😭😭

[@possumwithacowboyhat5140]

*snawareness

[@matthew3009]

​@@Rosie_Red8Snound the Slug

[@JordanMetroidManiac]

I don't care that these lyrics are even better than the original, the melodies in this song are just too soul-touching to ignore.

[@user-burner]

wdym? This is the snoriginal

[@Hanzfox]

Snail-touching*

[@jaxon3186]

*snoul-snouching

[@blanekaboom]

@@Hanzfox YOU NEED TO REPHRASE THAT

[@Hanzfox]

@@blanekaboom snail-snouching?

[@skyr3x]

It is a rainy day The gray clouds are blocking the sky's light and the smell of wet grass and whirled up dust is in the air A group of people, all dressed in black, are gathered on the graveyard's ground The faint sound of sobbing can be heard from a couple of the distraught women, staring down at the hole in the dirt. It's a funeral. It is *my* funeral. As the coffin begins lowering, as per my request prior to my passing a song is played. The slight crackling of static can be heard as the speaker is being turned on. The people's attention shortly falls on the now activated speaker, and the music is emitted. "Take me to snurch" begins playing. The sobbing becomes louder. By now almost all of the people present cannot contain their tears anymore. It was a special day. It was my snuneral.

[@Skids113]

I was very sorry to hear of your passing next year on October 23rd at 8:30PM of natural causes.

[@Football-oe4hl]

The Snail Sncident 2023

[@thewizard1]

The prophecy

[@Jojozilla426]

@@Skids113 snaturally

[@broken_sheep6622]

What's this from?

[@joshuaschneller]

WE MAKIN IT OUT THE SNUBURBS WITH THIS ONE 🔥 🗣 💯

[@furryferret111]

I knew i was getting on an auditory roller coaster when i started listening. And then i heard "snackarifice" and i knew this snong was something snecial.

[@jackwilliamtaylor5656]

We’re playing this at my wedding. My fiancée is watching me type this and for some reason he’s not stopping me from announcing it publically

[@judgement__kazzy]

You announced it love, there’s no backtracking now

[@mcarrowtime7095]

There’s no backing out now

[@oceanbreeze6455]

Tell us how it goes!

[@olympianrenegade5433]

That means he loves you so much

[@doplop]

update when

[@ConstantChaos1]

I'm about to start a d&d campaign and this has inspired me to be a gnome warlock/Bard so I can worship snails and play this song

[@lulolie]

Make it warlock/bard/druid so they can wildshape sninto a snail while they snorship

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@lulolie amazing idea

[@loreteller.]

I must know how this is going

[@loreteller.]

Also, I might do this for my upcoming campaign (I'm not DM'ing, but maybe as a shitty [no offence] character lmao)

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@loreteller. no its a total meme character no offense taken, he's gone a bit off the rails as he is now a drag queen but thats neither here nor there. Last we met our intrepid adventurer and his trusty sentient giant wolfspider mount they took down a grey render zombie in one round with command undead, now they have a wall of meat to hide behind I play 3.5 so my character is a little broken and warlocks in 3.5 are broken anyway so yeah, I filled out the mythos a bit snails are now the vessel of his ladies an archfey kilorean who's absolutely mad, this song features front and center in the fully choreographed drag show (down to which spells are used for special effects at what part of the show) Not exactly the original idea but you know how d&d characters always end up different to what you intend lol

[@UwUOnDatBeat1101]

Every so often I randomly remember this and have to came back here

[@nonsens0815]

Snailcome back

[@BingusLover45]

Snailcome to snurch

[@ihart.u.5ever]

This shall be the only church I go to from now on, sorry Father Pucci.

[@impishlyit9780]

Now that Eiry has an actual EP out that I regularly listen to, it's become even more often lmao

[@azuquirtle]

I love how you can slowly hear the lyrics slowly get more and more absurd in the end compared to the beginning. At the start a couple lines get skipped because they didn't have a word that could go well with snail, but by the end every other word starts with "sn". It's beautiful really, the creative process.

[@astromoonie]

the human minds ability to immediately begin flanderizing any given concept is just incredible

[@thehelsidesystem]

I watched this with my mom in the room and she asked my what I was laughing at and I had to explain it and she was extremely concerned.

[@profoundwanderer1441]

Sname here.. but i'm 32 snears snold. 😥

[@CHILLIN2540]

Why was she concerned and couldn't she hear it

[@Angelwithashotgun115]

@@CHILLIN2540 Consnerned*

[@MalcontentFlower]

Please enlighten me, I'm lost and scared.

[@MaloryGrimes-em1rg]

The emotion in her voice, The image, The smoothness It's perfect

[@aah_my_handle]

*snoothness

[@Spyrica]

*snaemotion *snoice *snimage *snailness ... 😂 im sorry

[@Lantern241]

U mean snorry

[@MaloryGrimes-em1rg]

I'm snorry, for my snins

[@Lantern241]

Snit’s snokay

[@EnderEelWCUE19402]

the "that's a fine looking high Snorse" Got me laughing so hard XD

[@marlyocampo3526]

the number of times I've cackled watching this

[@N3m0413]

"I'm so sorry" Don't apologize for perfection Queen

[@svrvphimprod]

Snerfection sneen

[@adrian_the_alien]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN

[@adinakruijssen3056]

I'm sno snlorry

[@tsuns4600]

My friend got this in his feed today. The night before we were playing D&D and we had a giant snail as our temporary pet. In our recent combat he got Petrified as well as a few others. I was really sad because he was the first "animal" my character actually grew to like. We were lucky we had enough diamond dust to cure everyone, but we nearly lost our precious "Baja". Don't worry buddy, you'll make it back to our ship. We'll take you to snurch.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

Command him to be snail.

[@h1dd3n_fr0m_v13w]

Snamen

[@captaincaspian42]

Snamen to Baja Blast

[@JorgeCampos-cc9es]

Bajas blasting off again!

[@Autumnh-ww6wj]

Pure literature, in 100 years this will be considered a snanstpeice 🐌

[@excalibomb]

i dont even know what to say but this is truly unique, i’ve never heard of “snailified” music. wonderful.

[@_C0GW0LF_]

every snong needs a snail snover

[@gordonparisian4421]

I'm literally shaking and crying right now 😭

[@yoshikagekira3416]

I’m shnaking and snrying too

[@oreocookiecat8493]

😅😭

[@festivekai9846]

Is that a Markiplier sneference?

[@pebabmey]

this is a religious experience i have the chills

[@anonymanonym6641]

You mean ... the ... snills...?

[@ThrowAway-gu2lw]

a sneligious experience, maybe?

[@nileprimewastaken]

"smain scourse" absolutely sent me

[@grimhasbraindamage1983]

Can't believe it took me 3 years to find this absolute masterpiece

[@labeilleautiste6318]

For real

[@vossboss220]

​@@labeilleautiste6318same

[@secretmeister]

saaaame

[@landlobsterqueen5578]

I can't listen to the original song without hearing "I'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife!" Or "Something smeaty for the main scorse. That's a fine looking high snorse." And I fucking love it!

[@flap.d.jack247]

what is the original sing

[@bimates2690]

@@flap.d.jack247 Hozier Take Me To Church

[@flap.d.jack247]

@@bimates2690 thanks

[@linksapprentice726]

@@bimates2690 funnily enough the song is about bisexuality

[@johnsalazar9239]

I NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY

[@__tadpole__8195]

Same

[@KJBobbyBillyjo]

Same

[@natethebluesman]

snotify

[@keaten1148]

Same

[@epique6896]

Sname

[@MaydupNem]

this is causing me actual physical pain 100/10

[@_-Lx-_]

Being able to sing this well while pronouncing nonsense words like this is seriously impressive, you need to have a lot of control over your voice to do this not to mention willpower to resist cracking up at the goofy things you're saying.

[@Victorsandergamer]

snonsense* it's a whole slanguage

[@Vexarax]

snonsense* ..(edit) oh Feksnander got there snirst

[@number1goose]

Take me to toad

[@LostGlitching]

@@number1goose bruh

[@number1goose]

@@LostGlitching yes

[@Tom-uk3np]

If there are Snurches, that insinuates the existence of Snudaism, Snesus, Snod, and Sneruslam

[@whitherwhence]

Snesus of Snazereth... the Snessaiah...

[@gwendolynflamme6986]

the book of snenisis@@whitherwhence

[@Apollo9898LP]

"should have snorshipped her snooner" isn't the only line that kills me, but it's one of the best ones

[@jayartstudios]

When the snail said, “let me snive you my snlife”, I genuinely started crying. Such a beautiful snong. 😭😭😭