Fake Alpha Male is Coping and Seething

[@Wheytt]

Tom the type of guy to put on chapstick and then “MWAH” himself in the mirror

[@buffywasright]

And whimper when his finger « accidentally » goes through the paper lol

[@NickKautz]

Beaver Queen

[@KEYSHABLACK-r4e]

agreed

[@CoperliteConsumer]

True

[@CoperliteConsumer]

​​@@buffywasrightthen look both ways, n sneak a whif

[@ElleQueenBee]

"your wife is fuckin two-sixty!" as his voice echoes in "his" empty-ass house. 😂😂

[@Stop_Gooning]

Oh, you spent $600K last month? That's pretty cool, _I put $3K in my savings account last month._

[@Akrna47]

Beta

[@redactedaudioworks9407]

Ah yes. Wes "Im an alpha male who pays another man $90k a month for the privilege to live in his house" Watson

[@mshinkle1]

Tom the type of guy to hide his gooning by acting like an alpha male

[@SamWearsGucci]

Did you pre make these?? And if so just for little ole me?? ❤ Cuz awe! 😊

[@mgsilly]

Nahhhh he's a true alpha male trust

[@reesmiller08]

Tom ist der Typ, der vom Essen von Duftkerzen unfruchtbar wird

[@SamWearsGucci]

You think skittles and those wax coke cadys.. .. you think we ever actually shitted those things out???

[@robertgaudet7407]

Based

[@catonwater3118]

Tom ist mein schoner Mann…..

[@LiftandCoa]

Tom ist die Art von Typ, welche sich nach einem Vogel benennt.

[@itai90f11]

After the Andrew Wilson incident he just went to a downward spiral. He can't cope with the humiliation

[@odjz3r0]

Wes is a little odd.

[@ChristinaFromYoutube]

I actually begrudgingly admire someone that "stays true to themselves" no matter how much they're mocked.

[@KEYSHABLACK-r4e]

A lottle odd

[@ydok5253]

​@ChristinaFromKZbin Nah he's scamming desperate young guys. If he had good intentions and was just a little odd I'd understand.

[@Crizzly122]

Are you telling me Tom "Cheating Is Normal And Not Something To Be Ashamed Of" Dark uploaded RIGHT when my lunch break starts???? It seems I have upset some of you 😛

[@ganjamaster2013]

[@DoctorBupkis]

he encourages cheating, his heart is dark, his heart is blackened, it is said that this is where his name comes from

[@whatsittoyoulol]

Please give me a time stamp and video for that

[@GodOfTheDisturbed]

Sorry your mom cheated on your dad buddy

[@fvjisinferno207]

Prefect breeding ground to create some king vons.

[@willmiddleton7932]

The cope is so hard you almost feel bad for the dude. Hes not telling what’s left of his audience that successful people are failures. Hes telling himself.

[@lizaraVR]

he spends his money on vanity items like cars, women, big houses and obviously his roids. just such an empty human being that probably only got anywhere so far because mom&dad have money and helped him start out

[@PepeTheFrog2016.]

Tom the type the guy to fake being a male.

[@RazorusR3X777]

Turkey Tom transvestigation when?

[@Stop_Gooning]

_"the type of GUY to fake being a male"_ ...let that sink in...

[@nancybetters6243]

@@Stop_Gooningwhy is your pfp a pic of another man.?

[@Hhe448]

@@nancybetters6243 why is your pfp a picture of another woman?

[@Stop_Gooning]

@@nancybetters6243 my PFP is the "stop gooning" guy, hence my name: Stop Gooning

[@LifeofBrad1]

These type of guys are basically just the male equivalent of OnlyFans girls. A real alpha male to me would be an old school firefighter type who is quietly confident, looks after his family, is loyal to his wife and lives a modest lifestyle. All of this having to be the loudest and most brash one in the room, sleeping around and showing off with some soulless modernist box of a house and a bunch of new, ugly supercars doesn't say alpha to me. It says insecure. There's probably some deep psychological issues going on with these guys and they hide them behind all of this fake alpha male BS. It's just sad to see tbh.

[@Xabraxas]

To be honest, doing virtually nothing all day is the dream of every man over the age of 35.

[@Turbos-b3z]

*25

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

He's not doing nothing though, he's on social media all the time for his job, with his little staged set and speeches, while also individually contacting people begging them to buy his stupid courses.

[@aydenlynch4820]

Watching wes watson talk to his gf is like watching oblivion npcs talk to eachother

[@buffywasright]

Tom, only two types of men wear double earrings. Pirates, and gay men. And I don’t see a ship 🧐

[@robertgaudet7407]

I dunno, I could ship Tom with Destiny any day.

[@buffywasright]

@ Hahaha, that’s a good one. Tom isn’t gay though. He would say so himself. « I’m not gay. To a certain extent »

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

+emos and gangstas

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

Buffy was right about what?🤔

[@buffywasright]

@@NotAnotherKuromi In season 4 episode 7, she said « Hasanabi sucks ». Direct quote.

[@DankHnk]

tom the type of guy to fake being an alpha male

[@Snuiig]

“Tom the typa guy” getting dragged more than low taper fade

[@j0hnyb0y909]

Tom the type of guy to eat a banana without chewing.

[@menschgebliebenerunmensch4534]

Going broke is a big baller move

[@AldenMartinale1990]

Honestly all these guy have all this money and are miserable as phoque. I can honestly see that I’m content with the condo my wife and I got our Honda civic even our “luxury” purchase of a base model Gladiator. Not that it’s a luxury car by any stretch of the imagination…. Just that it was a “fun” purchase. I currently work as a file clerk trying to move up to paralegal, with my first kid on the way. I’ve gotten all a man really needs and I’m happy. These dude are just consumerism unleashed make money, flex money and spend money excessively on stupid sh!t to flex more. I just love watching their cringe.

[@ta13s93]

"I can live wherever I want " Not my house. Try it, bud.

[@troylefebvre229]

Man, I’m not going to lie, you nearly killed me. Here I am at the gym doing shoulders, when all of a sudden the piss-stained shirt gets brought up and I almost drop a 50lbs dumbbell on my head from abruptly laughing… and then you kept it going and I almost did it again! Quality content. Keep the piss like a real alpha would. The musk beings in the birds.

[@MatthewMitchell-r9q]

Okay I lost it when you said "he had to go get a new bank account because my other one was full" lol. Sounds like something he would actually say lol

[@forget718]

This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife. Well, how did I get here?

[@FatalCharge]

I am one of the few people that gets to live with no money also. Get on my level.

[@lilheretic7444]

I’ve lived with a billionaire in west palm and the best heuristic/easiest way to tell if someone is lying about their money they will say they own these cars. No rich person no matter how much money they have will not buy a super car, they will only lease them for a few months at a time and trade them for another car in 4-5 months not park 10 million dollars worth of cars in a driveway in the Florida sun next to salt water . Real old money individuals aren’t stupid with their money it’s why they are still rich after generations have passed

[@metazoo4407]

When you say you lived with a billionaire, what do you mean? Like a roommate?

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

Yup, they also don't brag about everything, or things they think others will find impressive. My friend is rich and carries an old bet up briefcase to work he's had for over 30 years. He doesn't wear clothes with designer logo plastered all over them but expensive quality clothes that look normal but fit better than average, are better at keeping cool/warm and last well. Another guy I knew didn't have flashy supercars but had roles Royce's and a whole parking lot under his house. He also looked after all his items well.

[@dani.jpg.]

This is so true. My uncle is rich and has a porsche he doesn't drive if it's rainy out 😅. Another tell is how adept they are at minimizing their taxes lol

[@protoman1214]

This is just not true. Never make blanket statements like this. You are bound to be wrong. Many collectors and enthusiasts out there, do in fact buy these cars, and they are millionaires. Of course some only lease or rent because they like having a new car all the time.

[@roryslaine7896]

​@@metazoo4407Let's just say he was his "boy" in a manner of speaking...

[@knamebestname]

Glad to see he's being called out. Not gonna dox myself here but let's just say that I hope his clients start speaking out.

[@jeffmaesar]

Wes is the GOAT of lolcows

[@Hi_times_2]

Shrek is love shrek is life.

[@ThiqLikeAhBrick]

Cursed comment

[@AutisticAndBallistic]

@@ThiqLikeAhBrick reddit comment

[@leinycat]

thanks for the memories man

[@cheechwizard6541]

This is funny because I was just watching Apollo the parrot.

[@sloofa]

preach

[@pk-ui8bh]

Tom are you going into heat again or why won't you stop talking about alphas?

[@titolino73]

It's fun....did you get hurt!

[@pk-ui8bh]

​@@titolino73 yes, his pheromones got me acting like wilbur soot

[@SamWearsGucci]

Shout out my big girls!! ❤ Been keeping dudes feed. Always had a whip and a job.!! Always had the wifi on and running!! So much more to love up on. IYKYK❤❤❤

[@GrimNobody]

You know we're getting to him when he says "they're GADOOOOOSHING ME!"

[@johns1625]

7:33 Babe, wake up. Tom "gays for gooning" Dark included me in the screenshot.

[@natachalaurent6326]

He's not even wearing skinny jeans, he's wearing ripped legging, It's just unhealthy.

[@Joewho-uk7tq]

If you are an alpha male, why did you give me the hawk tuah last night, tommy boy

[@frfearfulferret]

tom the type of guy to fake having a good haircut

[@Starrky923]

21:00 that's how people that pretend to be rich behave

[@40CAL]

the only people who go broke and come back are the ones with not much anyway. imagine losing millions and trying to justify that youre about to have more

[@aristobrat4987]

watching tom draw on stream is such a rare lil treat i lov it

[@okedoge]

Wes Watson is the Rick friend fr

[@James-ic2zn]

Tom has sad eyes....who hurt you buddy

[@Ryo7_7]

I wanna be just like Wes. He's the epitome of everything that is good and successful 😂 I can't even joke about that weirdo ape. "My umpire is falling" lmao.

[@PuhiPureBloOdYT]

If youre questioning wether youre an alpha male or not, youre not

[@taichoumilly]

I'm sure Tom's daily routine includes everything but combing his hair 😅💜

[@scottduke89]

“Alphas” are forever stuck in 2017

[@Lolokfam]

Sims 1 buy mode music 👌

[@shifter1089]

I'm still confused on how drop shipping is so attractive of an option to tote around

[@erics7226]

Nothing is more alpha than crying about people trolling you online

[@alexjaybrady]

Theres no way hes that rich or he'd buy some hair for his bald head. Same for Jeff Besos

[@RedUmbre]

tom you should crossover with 2lazy2try you and him are like the only commentary channels i watch

[@Andrew-i2t]

Diddy gets caught and now Wes is falling apart.. 🤔

[@lordbehemoth7861]

Wes needs to get "BASED" tattooed on his forehead.

[@Jetman41]

The next successful alpha male I see selling courses with a platform on KZbin who do great with women & make with no baggage will be the first

[@Tyler-iq9zn]

Jooooeeeeesssseeepppphhhh Roooooogggggaaaaaannnnn…

[@mattbeckley9483]

😂😂😂

[@cheechwizard6541]

Is 4’8”

[@jonyemm]

@15:42 dudes just being a smartass

[@Disstasteful]

Wes Watson saved my life..literally ..I was 3 and a baby and he saved me out of a well

[@goatinmysoup]

watch out for a Wes Watson OF next

[@xTriangle]

:27 intro song?

[@davidsalazar3396]

What’s the intro song? 0:27

[@ComicalNerd-bp1et]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppPVp4h7gsp6n80si=ksR3XaJeoGz-ksIR You’re welcome

[@Spacedout25]

Darude sandstorm

[@jayk5114]

It's just Tom screaming while gooning sped up

[@TatiTheCasual]

Why do you always repeat yourself? Why do you always repeat yourself?

[@dkdomo6760]

I’m trying to be an alpha but I won’t give up gooning. Sorry Tom

[@BaconNMegs]

3:36 aaahh the good old Kavanaugh approach to being a rich winner.

[@SloofmanTV]

Some day people will realise that Wes was right all along

[@LMENVS]

Youll never be alpha if you keep wearing eyeliner, Tom.

[@markjolliff3668]

Most satisfying vilan arc ever

[@Mrpoop-zw2wh]

Well well welll, look what the cat dragged in.

[@frompy3066]

19:39 this is pretty good. this actually made me laugh lmao

[@DaMundood]

Unrelated but where TF do I catch Tom's streams? YT never lets me know when he's live and I don't really use any other platform and I can't find him on any of the streaming platforms at least without making an account. Somebody, help! 🤣

[@bellastrange6977]

turn on notifications

[@DaMundood]

​@@bellastrange6977They're on, they're set to all, and I get 0 notification of his streams 🤣 Shadowbanned? Is KZbin conspiring against Tom? 🤣🤣

[@kaelobRs]

Homie talking about eyes too close. Does he own a mirror?

[@blakeanderson5011]

You HAVE TO HOOP YOUR PAPERS!

[@KEYSHABLACK-r4e]

TOM im well fed .. come on now...

[@darenoon]

Giving him the attention he wants.

[@dudeguyrockfan]

Guy is a walking prison pocket. For those with lower T, vitamin B complex, zinc, be active 👌🏻

[@opinionshurt2905]

2007 Gerard Way lookin haircut makin fun of Wes Watsons ball squasher pants, the irony.

[@jacobyall-star447]

Tom the typa guy to have multiple escorts and act rich

[@MMCLLC7]

this is random but why do i feel like tom eats spagetti-os at least once a week?

[@mac2637]

0:45 I wish my name was leaves

[@OKSTEEZ]

Been waiting for this day

[@nerv2005]

Tom the kinda guy to be a bit drippy

[@NPC_Spokesperson]

Ragnar Lothbroke is back let’s goooooo

[@Lukeamis]

That Suicide Silence tanktop is FIRE

[@gillydominguez3818]

At the end of the day this was charitable And good faith. Listen at the end of the day no one is more charitable than this, and I say this in good faith. I hope people are charitable to me in the comments cause at the end of the day guys I said typed this out in good faith.

[@Ciech_mate]

Can you rate my alpha maleness? lol totally serious

[@TheLegPumpkin]

I heard late one night in prison....he got gadooshed

[@notcanibus4764]

uh does anyone else remember Wes Watson being on fresh out. the dude seemed more normal back then he is clearly trolling because he wants people to make videos like this. He was crazy before to but he wasnt blatantly grifting

[@alexandriahasvold7223]

This is not a Alpha male

[@DoctorBupkis]

who's up chudding their logics right now

[@hitmanx200]

Bro this is the 1000th video you’ve made on this guy

[@raehqzr]

i love turkey tom!!!!!

[@OMGSEASALT]

They Gardouched me

[@ViolentRainbow]

How does he make money? I'm so confused.

[@Hi-Im-High]

Gaadouch

[@SamWearsGucci]

Gaafouching me... fu.. gaadouch ..me?..gaadouching me!

[@stevenrogers5338]

Is this not the penguin man?

[@XxSTACKxX]

Tom in the intro was cosplaying darkviperau

[@laurel__]

this guy is 100% satire and fooling everyone idgi

[@Turbos-b3z]

You can't type I don't get it?

[@KEYSHABLACK-r4e]

hes actually handsome tho i wonder why hes so insecure...

[@ReeferMadnessLives]

tom be the only person i look to for degen content

[@walkerfinazzo2056]

Delts could use some work

[@ec0beastLive]

No soy face thumbnail? Fell off

[@majorwoody666]

23:13 armpit sweat allegations proven