...ma why are you holding my asparagus? did i grow it wrong?
@isellhugandcookies67233 ай бұрын
That's adorable I love it
@tahsin20023 ай бұрын
*Dies of cuteness induced heart attack*
@Ravenforce33 ай бұрын
I'm gonna go with the "holding it for a friend" defense. It's never failed me before.
@itsyaboi.16453 ай бұрын
Time for the good ol "Friend got it for me and i didnt know what it was" card
@GAMINGDEVlL3 ай бұрын
ITS SEASONING I SWEAR
@typicaluser6973 ай бұрын
Very cute and interesting asmr, love that "mother" isn't just throwing it away or something, but regulates it, and talks about it
@vincentmarcellino71833 ай бұрын
Yep. Pretty much how my dad would do with me if he found "catnip" in my room. Mostly because he smokes too so he's more the, "If you're gonna do it, make sure you get it from someone you trust and smoke it somewhere safe" kinda guy
@galladegamer69503 ай бұрын
This is the Neko equivalent of your mother finding your weed stash.
@jimmyjeff17773 ай бұрын
Except apparently it's legal for nekos to own catnip
@spicejbomb39963 ай бұрын
Yeah You’re Just Screwed At That Point
@atozed9322 ай бұрын
@@jimmyjeff1777Canadian here we can own weed
@jimmyjeff17772 ай бұрын
@@atozed932 really? Huh, I'm scottish and over here (unless I'm missing something) weed is definitely illegal, so I guess I'm just used to that being the case, even though clearly that's not true everywhere
@Hiljaa_Ай бұрын
@@jimmyjeff1777For us Chileans it's apparently legal to own but illegal to sell, and iirc the majority of us are in favour of decriminalization
@EliteWizzerd9463 ай бұрын
Fake wants 69K subs so badly, she made a Mommy Roleplay. Can't say I blame her. lol X)
@itsyaboi.16453 ай бұрын
+ Neko listener. Truly a combo
@josephbiddle16373 ай бұрын
"Preferably, not before company comes over." Me: "Hey, I told you even before I started the catnip that I, as an introvert, hate not having a heads-up when company is supposed to come over. That one time was on you."
@conradbarnes96713 ай бұрын
Insert shrek 2 police scene
@AlecHutson-op8dn3 ай бұрын
That’s, uh, not mine.
@chrisleyhe90393 ай бұрын
Plot twist: After taking the catnip away from the listener, she'll go off somewhere and use it herself. Cool audio Fake! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
@alexgids3 ай бұрын
If my parents caught me with catnip they would've sent me to the pound.
@MaxtheKat3 ай бұрын
Mommy + Neko -> ez 69k
@davidrandall40013 ай бұрын
That was cool, my Mom just wigged the hell out when she found my brothers "catnip" back in the day.
@Godzillion5413 ай бұрын
"Gambling is my game and addition is my aim"-kitten
@ponchoking553 ай бұрын
I wish i could be a cat just so i can know what catnip does *exhales smoke*
@grumpyursus93463 ай бұрын
I really like Italian food and you gotta have oregano or it's not authentic
@aetherofthewindsofdestruct98663 ай бұрын
As an italian You're right
@Moa-zedev3 ай бұрын
Totaly not catnip infused Boop
@MainAccountInAbout12 күн бұрын
SHE FOUND THE ZA
@SuperSpike473 ай бұрын
Fantastic audio fake!
@Lapiz-gr3xh3 ай бұрын
oh no mom found my weed
@vincentmarcellino71833 ай бұрын
Wait it's catnip!? Dammit, he ripped me off!
@jjavis2183 ай бұрын
It was the other cat trust
@yandereneko55233 ай бұрын
Funny enough, I had catnip in my drawers in middle school for my cats. Parents found it and thought it was oregano.
@ethanrobins65473 ай бұрын
this reminds me of the person in the bathroom replying with "uhhhhhh drugs? :)" also (dark humor response coming) Gun shot goes off as body hits the ground "sorry mom but no one must know...... time to get a new family but have to hide the body first *sigh* I really liked you shame you had to die at least she didn't find the other drugs and the list of hits to get done (before you ask I am perfectly sane) CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT THE BAD ENDING the mom "HUH!?!?!??!?!"
@Autumn_Actually3 ай бұрын
Fake out here playing 4D chess with the ASMR algorithm... we love to see that. Well done lmao
@goldengamer86343 ай бұрын
Vengeful giantess next
@sleptin70843 ай бұрын
Mommy found the Za guys I can’t hang anymore 😢😢
@swagguy34803 ай бұрын
Listen I promise the only drugs I do are estradiol and spironolactone And paxil And abilify And welbutrin And adderall And some muscle relaxants for the jaw pain that started recently (chewing still hurts a bit but it’s tolerable now at least) And antibiotics for the ear infection I also got (likely the cause of the jaw pain) Also ear drops for the same ear infection And does taking a multivitamin every day count? But I would never take catnip you gotta believe me
@CrazyAnimeGamer33 ай бұрын
That's not mine! Remember when Joey spent the night last week? It's his!
@spicejbomb39963 ай бұрын
You See What Had Happened Was
@Monkey_Fru3 ай бұрын
Ong tho that shit ain't even mine I'm being frames here and I know is that mf dog next door, u gotta believe me bro
@primrosevale1995Ай бұрын
Your casual reminder that catnip isn't cat weed, it's basically a cat aphrodisiac. No wonder she's so concerned and the listener is so embarrassed. To be honest this situation was probably handled the best it could be.
@johnturner79523 ай бұрын
You reached 69k Fake!
@JamalWhite-b2y16 күн бұрын
Me: ( trying to hide the stash) nothing
@thevoxingtontavern27413 ай бұрын
Fuck I'm just realizing things about myself rn ig fuck
@amarisjames7373 ай бұрын
Hello ma
@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc2 ай бұрын
Ok so in my defence I was left unsupervised
@goldengamer86343 ай бұрын
More giantess asmr please
@lunaphoenix17853 ай бұрын
… I’m just waiting for my mom to find my alcohol stash… I mean a single bottle of wine a month isn’t much, but still… also, hiding it under your pillow is amateur hour
@babayaga98623 ай бұрын
I swear I was framed by that unicorn.
@shadwfangthefunnywolf36873 ай бұрын
NOT MY STASH
@reginaldchu30513 ай бұрын
I do enjoy “catnip”
@GoodGirlLuna33 ай бұрын
Catnip? In my bed? Why the hell is it in my room? Who put it there?
@VoiceofJuany3 ай бұрын
It’s ummm 😮 it’s not mine
@seancowles29672 ай бұрын
Screw diary of a wimpy kid diary of a wimpy Neko is where its at
@BoredTrashPanda3 ай бұрын
Solid snake?
@descrates35452 ай бұрын
i was gonna clean my room until I got catnip
@shadowedgc3 ай бұрын
catnip :3
@jamesgudgeon48683 ай бұрын
Nothing Wrong with A Bit Of Cat Nip Or Cat Mint 3:53 😅😂😊
@senseal54623 ай бұрын
Is this a sequal to the neko re-adoption?
@Axehead022 ай бұрын
At least I'm not doing oregano
@blakeverdon44923 ай бұрын
I swear, I have a prescription!
@Thebiggerfish113 ай бұрын
i was a curious kitty
@andrejohansson13443 ай бұрын
Can you do more blanket videos
@twitchtbhvelopix1392 ай бұрын
it’s oregano i swear
@chaplain11123 ай бұрын
But... It makes me feel awesome! ... It can make me sick?... AND I ALMOST BIT YOU!?! ...but i love you the most... *Bats bag off table and hiss* EVIL GREEN FLAKES! YOU ALMOST MADE ME HURT MOMMA!!! *snuggle into arms* im sorry momma, i would never hurt you! *Cry*
@DragonslayerX100-zio3 ай бұрын
are you going to make gf finds out boyfriend is her favorite singer
@Dogprofile3 ай бұрын
its oregano i swear
@GaryBaker-n1dАй бұрын
😆😂
@610_senpaibaka_soffbordet3 ай бұрын
Day 4 of gib me moar Scorpion gorl
@arc_max2343 ай бұрын
Fun fact: everyone here has mommy issues. (^^)
@MiniGax3 ай бұрын
The audio is good and all but the vocal fry at the end of your words annoys me so much 😭