Mommy Finds Your Catnip (ASMR Roleplay) [F4A] [Neko Listener]

[@Ambiguous_ASMR]

...ma why are you holding my asparagus? did i grow it wrong?

[@isellhugandcookies6723]

That's adorable I love it

[@tahsin2002]

*Dies of cuteness induced heart attack*

[@Ravenforce3]

I'm gonna go with the "holding it for a friend" defense. It's never failed me before.

[@itsyaboi.1645]

Time for the good ol "Friend got it for me and i didnt know what it was" card

[@GAMINGDEVlL]

ITS SEASONING I SWEAR

[@typicaluser697]

Very cute and interesting asmr, love that "mother" isn't just throwing it away or something, but regulates it, and talks about it

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

Yep. Pretty much how my dad would do with me if he found "catnip" in my room. Mostly because he smokes too so he's more the, "If you're gonna do it, make sure you get it from someone you trust and smoke it somewhere safe" kinda guy

[@galladegamer6950]

This is the Neko equivalent of your mother finding your weed stash.

[@jimmyjeff1777]

Except apparently it's legal for nekos to own catnip

[@spicejbomb3996]

Yeah You’re Just Screwed At That Point

[@atozed932]

​@@jimmyjeff1777Canadian here we can own weed

[@jimmyjeff1777]

@@atozed932 really? Huh, I'm scottish and over here (unless I'm missing something) weed is definitely illegal, so I guess I'm just used to that being the case, even though clearly that's not true everywhere

[@Hiljaa_]

​@@jimmyjeff1777For us Chileans it's apparently legal to own but illegal to sell, and iirc the majority of us are in favour of decriminalization

[@EliteWizzerd946]

Fake wants 69K subs so badly, she made a Mommy Roleplay. Can't say I blame her. lol X)

[@itsyaboi.1645]

+ Neko listener. Truly a combo

[@josephbiddle1637]

"Preferably, not before company comes over." Me: "Hey, I told you even before I started the catnip that I, as an introvert, hate not having a heads-up when company is supposed to come over. That one time was on you."

[@conradbarnes9671]

Insert shrek 2 police scene

[@AlecHutson-op8dn]

That’s, uh, not mine.

[@chrisleyhe9039]

Plot twist: After taking the catnip away from the listener, she'll go off somewhere and use it herself. Cool audio Fake! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍

[@alexgids]

If my parents caught me with catnip they would've sent me to the pound.

[@MaxtheKat]

Mommy + Neko -> ez 69k

[@davidrandall4001]

That was cool, my Mom just wigged the hell out when she found my brothers "catnip" back in the day.

[@Godzillion541]

"Gambling is my game and addition is my aim"-kitten

[@ponchoking55]

I wish i could be a cat just so i can know what catnip does *exhales smoke*

[@grumpyursus9346]

I really like Italian food and you gotta have oregano or it's not authentic

[@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866]

As an italian You're right

[@Moa-zedev]

Totaly not catnip infused Boop

[@MainAccountInAbout]

SHE FOUND THE ZA

[@SuperSpike47]

Fantastic audio fake!

[@Lapiz-gr3xh]

oh no mom found my weed

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

Wait it's catnip!? Dammit, he ripped me off!

[@jjavis218]

It was the other cat trust

[@yandereneko5523]

Funny enough, I had catnip in my drawers in middle school for my cats. Parents found it and thought it was oregano.

[@ethanrobins6547]

this reminds me of the person in the bathroom replying with "uhhhhhh drugs? :)" also (dark humor response coming) Gun shot goes off as body hits the ground "sorry mom but no one must know...... time to get a new family but have to hide the body first *sigh* I really liked you shame you had to die at least she didn't find the other drugs and the list of hits to get done (before you ask I am perfectly sane) CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT THE BAD ENDING the mom "HUH!?!?!??!?!"

[@Autumn_Actually]

Fake out here playing 4D chess with the ASMR algorithm... we love to see that. Well done lmao

[@goldengamer8634]

Vengeful giantess next

[@sleptin7084]

Mommy found the Za guys I can’t hang anymore 😢😢

[@swagguy3480]

Listen I promise the only drugs I do are estradiol and spironolactone And paxil And abilify And welbutrin And adderall And some muscle relaxants for the jaw pain that started recently (chewing still hurts a bit but it’s tolerable now at least) And antibiotics for the ear infection I also got (likely the cause of the jaw pain) Also ear drops for the same ear infection And does taking a multivitamin every day count? But I would never take catnip you gotta believe me

[@CrazyAnimeGamer3]

That's not mine! Remember when Joey spent the night last week? It's his!

[@spicejbomb3996]

You See What Had Happened Was

[@Monkey_Fru]

Ong tho that shit ain't even mine I'm being frames here and I know is that mf dog next door, u gotta believe me bro

[@primrosevale1995]

Your casual reminder that catnip isn't cat weed, it's basically a cat aphrodisiac. No wonder she's so concerned and the listener is so embarrassed. To be honest this situation was probably handled the best it could be.

[@johnturner7952]

You reached 69k Fake!

[@JamalWhite-b2y]

Me: ( trying to hide the stash) nothing

[@thevoxingtontavern2741]

Fuck I'm just realizing things about myself rn ig fuck

[@amarisjames737]

Hello ma

[@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc]

Ok so in my defence I was left unsupervised

[@goldengamer8634]

More giantess asmr please

[@lunaphoenix1785]

… I’m just waiting for my mom to find my alcohol stash… I mean a single bottle of wine a month isn’t much, but still… also, hiding it under your pillow is amateur hour

[@babayaga9862]

I swear I was framed by that unicorn.

[@shadwfangthefunnywolf3687]

NOT MY STASH

[@reginaldchu3051]

I do enjoy “catnip”

[@GoodGirlLuna3]

Catnip? In my bed? Why the hell is it in my room? Who put it there?

[@VoiceofJuany]

It’s ummm 😮 it’s not mine

[@seancowles2967]

Screw diary of a wimpy kid diary of a wimpy Neko is where its at

[@BoredTrashPanda]

Solid snake?

[@descrates3545]

i was gonna clean my room until I got catnip

[@shadowedgc]

catnip :3

[@jamesgudgeon4868]

Nothing Wrong with A Bit Of Cat Nip Or Cat Mint 3:53 😅😂😊

[@senseal5462]

Is this a sequal to the neko re-adoption?

[@Axehead02]

At least I'm not doing oregano

[@blakeverdon4492]

I swear, I have a prescription!

[@Thebiggerfish11]

i was a curious kitty

[@andrejohansson1344]

Can you do more blanket videos

[@twitchtbhvelopix139]

it’s oregano i swear

[@chaplain1112]

But... It makes me feel awesome! ... It can make me sick?... AND I ALMOST BIT YOU!?! ...but i love you the most... *Bats bag off table and hiss* EVIL GREEN FLAKES! YOU ALMOST MADE ME HURT MOMMA!!! *snuggle into arms* im sorry momma, i would never hurt you! *Cry*

[@DragonslayerX100-zio]

are you going to make gf finds out boyfriend is her favorite singer

[@Dogprofile]

its oregano i swear

[@GaryBaker-n1d]

😆😂

[@610_senpaibaka_soffbordet]

Day 4 of gib me moar Scorpion gorl

[@arc_max234]

Fun fact: everyone here has mommy issues. (^^)

[@MiniGax]

The audio is good and all but the vocal fry at the end of your words annoys me so much 😭