True Confessions with Zach Galifianakis and Bill Maher

[@MarvinMarbles]

"Nobody lights a prezels up and then has a talkshow and talk about it" - Zach Gali

[@cpfishfan14]

specially when they are 10. Jimmy was a special kid.

[@loftsatsympaticodotc]

Sure they do..... This is America ! LOL, who said dumb might set you back? didn't hurt Trump! LOL

[@jjets489]

@@loftsatsympaticodotc I hate people like you

[@jjets489]

@@loftsatsympaticodotc How ya like Biden you fucking clown

[@matthewdperkins]

Zack is thinking faster and on a metalevel. He's brilliant.

[@ogtrumpet5388]

Matthew Perkins he is on cocaine

[@ahti29]

@@ogtrumpet5388 no,coke as in "coca cola"😂

[@actualideas8078]

Was it on the phone?

[@gorginhanson]

I knew he was playing dumb from the second he started reading the card.

[@john.jai.sullivan]

Matthew Perkins my friend, I’ve seen him also in other acts and such. He is BRILLIANT. He’s very very sharp

[@beckgrayson4254]

i love brutally honest bill is "no i was pretending" "SO THIS ISN'T EVEN A STORY THIS IS NOTHING" i was thinking the same thing in my head lol

[@thomasrainbow]

That's cause he's a no bullshit kind of guy. You kind of have to appreciate someone like that even if they are smug. Seinfeld's a lot like that too. It's admirable and hilarious.

[@sanderstar1000]

Beck Grayson such a classic bill moment

[@freelikeyve]

Lmfao it’s true that shit was more like a confession

[@KINNARAMONEY]

To be fair that's cause Jimmy said he was pretending it was a cigarette so it seemed a pointless story,made more sense when he clarified he thought that's how it worked and actually lit and tried to smoke it

[@peabody3000]

maher likes to get to the bottom of things.. it's his life's quest really.. so when there's nothing there, at all, which in fallon's case is not surprising, hell yeah maher's going to announce it clearly and plainly

[@yvesgomes]

Zack played them goooood.

[@jsmall10671]

"He wasn't prepared for the questions, whereas I was totally prepared..." Love it.

[@FC3692230]

Zach is on a higher level of comedy. He plays with human psychology.

[@nenapapa]

I don't know how often Zach appears on shows like this one , but I honestly believe he's one of the most entertaining guests. Love watching him everytime

[@farhanilyas777]

"I was poor at the time, and she had a coke"

[@1985juicey]

I swear I died when he said that💀

[@Lilly_Mug]

Farhan Ilyas I literally just spit out my hot chocolate when he said that lol

[@threat9231]

Lynn Pierre really? You spit it out?

[@megankidd4671]

Threat Lyns always spit

[@PersephoneRising333]

That is so true to life

[@SuperFastEddies]

"We shared a coke I already told you." lol

[@dominikdomazet2861]

.

[@george00719]

Zach was off the scale

[@Drake5153]

That's how you could tell it was true, he was trying to hide fact from a REAL story, if it was fake he'd roll with it

[@ninjajim]

Summer me...

[@neilrigdon8197]

🤣

[@totalbliss1]

Zach is just too cool. It's tough being that calm and relaxed.

[@ricardioscarbonara102]

Zach is a sharp man, people often take his character as a reflection of who he is, but it's carefully crafted and he knows how to manuevre people socially

[@Mia7189]

I wish Fallon would do this segment more often. This is my favorite.

[@joshuascholar3220]

This is Zack's specialty, improve of being uncomfortable. He's so good he took everyone in.

[@vasishtvasan75]

Bill Maher always looks like he;s just come out of a Harry Potter movie set.

[@robinj.792]

Vasisht Vasan I literally belted a hearty laugh. Thank you!

[@jaycilangehennig2059]

😂 oh my gosh! What!? You crack me up

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

+Vasisht Vasan: Um, how so?

[@maryrose8478]

😂😂😂

[@maryrose8478]

I can't stop laughing. I can totally see it and will never unsee it now.

[@thedaniplanet]

Zach is clearly very anxious in public, but thats his whole thing. He gets into a groove and suddenly hes taking over the show. I love it!

[@thedaniplanet]

@Steele D I don't think I understand the question....alot of people have social anxiety

[@lucasm4299]

He was acting anxious though

[@steevinsuhgahl1161]

"Was it on the phone?" Galifianakis is a legend. Even though everybody knows who he is through his movies, he's a massively underrated comedian.

[@justinelouise2655]

"I was poor at the time and she had a coke" HAHAHAHA

[@elizaheathen]

no one will ever top Colin Farrell's murder story

[@JesusVelociraptor]

That was creepy and he def was involved.

[@symphonicrosby9214]

Riiight

[@danisa2011d]

Please add a link! Can't find it

[@sweetestaphrodite]

*@Danisa L* Just type up ‘Colin Farrell jimmy Fallon’

[@Lenore4Evermore]

moiraine_damodred That story was crazy 😜🤭🙌AGREED

[@opman4827]

XD zach making everyone think he was lying.

[@mrSam3ooo]

He's a great actor

[@saucybackport]

+Sam Wh he is a psychopath but it's kinda what actors are supposed to be

[@JMDeadpool]

Sam Wh I thought he was lying, but just because he was so bad at acting nervous that I figured it was on purpose

[@ooolrait]

zach´s annoyance level, when bill enters the stage spilling zach´s coffee? 100%

[@kevinbowlby392]

ooolrait Bill is such an arrogant dick.

[@maxsmolinets]

enjoyed not show itself, as much as looking how Zach destroyes his panic attack. Turns the nervous situation into an act, forces himself out of the comfort zone by putting his legs on the table and voila, composure regained

[@ignation24]

shut up

[@RashaadGenie]

Can you do this prose thing for every other video on the Fallon youtube channel bro?! Thanks!

[@maxsmolinets]

"prose thing"?

[@maxsmolinets]

Ignacio Landabazo what's that about?

[@MsAgavin]

pwrful wizrd

[@seditoaugustus2460]

Zach is a genius!!! One of my favorite actors/comedians, he's brilliant imp!

[@lordburgendy6108]

I would love to sit down with Bill Maher and hear these childhood stories of his. I'm sure he has tons.

[@xenohtype]

A bunch of kids tracked him down in middle school and beat him up in the playground. I'd say "really shitty" is an understatement...

[@tategebhart5183]

Lord Burgendy you can have

[@lauralbodin9172]

YES

[@robkunkel8833]

He was probably very boring to other high schoolers. I’ll bet he did not fit in at all, unless it was NYC or someplace with fringe element acceptance.

[@isaiaha2561]

they tried hating on zach in the beginning, but he owned this one hah

[@TheSlick44y]

What an incredibly boring confession Fallon.

[@DaddyFutbol]

😂 lmao!

[@ArtyBoney]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WadeWilson-]

+TheSlick44y would be nice if no one knew about the story with Nicole and then he wrote about that. "Nicole Kidman had a crush on me and I made a fool of myself in such a way that she lost interest."

[@ImaManCheetah]

+TheSlick44y To be fair he has to come up with a new one every time he does one of these things. One person only has so many confessions lol.

[@adl1578]

+TheSlick44y lol and Bill called him out on it

[@foreseengust]

is it just me or is zach getting hotter

[@reiroro5140]

Hell yeah

[@jeronimoalende]

He lost like 30 lbs

[@WakandaBabe]

No, it's not just you. He is!

[@michaelsetiawan2746]

No. Warmer.

[@TheOrangeMamba]

Yes. It is just you.

[@IM26C4UU]

*WHAT DID HE SAY*

[@joevasquez1776]

Ted Cruz he said you lie! And nothing about Hillary.....

[@iiFataaL]

It sounds more like Hillary would be the epitome of lying. nbd though

[@zumis1011]

Oddly enough, between Lying Ted, Crooked Hillary, and that piece of shit Trump, Cruz probably lies the least. That said, fuck all of them.

[@DanielSilva-ld6gf]

How did this turn into a poltical discussion.... 😂

[@jpcab94]

Pimpa Licious ty! Lol

[@chsandstrom]

I could've watched an hour of this shit... Very entertaining indeed

[@AnalogueSpiritMusic]

Mirk Jerken look up Would I lie To You. It’s a british show with like 12 seasons with this

[@rickygibson6205]

Mirk Jerken p

[@joshwettlin6670]

Love all three of these 'characters'..I guess I'm just not one of those people who always want to criticize someone else..this gets an A in my book..:)

[@favoritemustard3542]

@Adam Malec, I was impressed, while watching 1 of his "Google Translates Songs" bits, he admits ~you've probably seen this on the interwebz~

[@dinosarker4942]

look up a british show called would i lie to you

[@faboze]

Wow Jimmy's stories are always the worst.

[@violeta585]

It's not really meant to be about him...and other celebrities are changing, but he's going to be playing every time, so it's to be expected that he throws in some not so interesting ones. He had a very good one - the one where he was over at his friend's house while the guy was doing business w/ a drug dealer and the dealer robbed his friend & pointed a gun at Jimmy!

[@faboze]

Voicu Violeta Oh yea I remember that it was a good one.

[@katrinawilliamson7658]

+Voicu Violeta tffi

[@corsair4309]

+faboze LoL, Jimmy has the worst fans and viewers on the face of this planet. No one likes him but everyone keeps watching not only the show but on KZbin as well.

[@jafrocubic2]

Yes. I fail to comprehend how this guy got his own show.

[@JjM91084]

I never wanted a story to be so true in my life after hearing Bill Maher's confession. And boy did he not disappoint

[@HHH-ye1ro]

I may have to steal this one. Women love mystery.

[@MegaChickpeas]

Last time it was John Oliver & J-law. This week Bill Maher & Zach Galifianakis. Both duo's you wouldn't normally think go together but were bloody interesting to watch interact. Props to Jimmy.

[@HunterVex.]

this came out in February, genius.

[@bnjamnvi]

Zach has actually been on real time, he lit a joint on Bill's show 😂

[@Paulafan5]

Two comedians together? Don't they normally go together?

[@gogames31]

When Bill starts talking about an old movie,it is automatically a true story. 100%.

[@September2004]

"so I went with it." That sounds like something Maher would say. I think that was the tip off for me. Hilarious...

[@miklas-dj9kd]

"Was it on the phone?" lmao

[@meghanelaraby277]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hoytarchery5302]

bill maher is awesome.

[@jakepv1]

he's awesome... like a fart with shit spray...

[@biro24]

+jakepv1 did you like your own comment??

[@jakepv1]

biro24 intimately...

[@kennykiller911]

i eat ass

[@jakepv1]

kenykillr lol... poopsicles

[@TwitterBug26]

Zack has gripping OCD and anxiety issues am I right? I doubt he's on drugs, I think he's terrified. So, like, kudos to him for being brave and get off his junk.

[@TwitterBug26]

He was also hilarious and entertaining in the midst of his nerves.

[@doug6394]

i think he has nerves of frayed wires and huge balls of steel. I'm very impressed.

[@MrFernet07]

You are a special kind of stupid.

[@angelicreinforcement3373]

Good trolling :)

[@wgill3535]

If there was a show with these three on it, it would be amazing.

[@AbiOsede]

I LOVE Zach Galifianakis!! He is pure awesome-sauce

[@Synfaxed]

Hasn't everyone smoked a pretzel stick?

[@hecallsmeangel08]

My ex tried smoking red licorice once...

[@DesignsbyCADPRO]

+Synfaxed It was candy cigarette lol

[@JohnLee-ue6gy]

+Synfaxed Worse, I seem to recall rolling a box of candy cigarettes up in my t-shirt sleeve.

[@ChazEvansdale]

+Synfaxed ...and giant pretzels are cigars. :)

[@Protectobot]

+Synfaxed I pretended once to smoke one of those bubble gum cigs with the 'smoke' you could tap off the ends that was just powdered sugar lol. I was 14 and we took a pic of it :P

[@abuj1729]

I wanna see James corden as a guest here

[@harrysmith7072]

+Abu Jaffar Good idea. Contain the two least funny late night hosts in a studio and then bomb it.

[@finnmcmissile28]

+H Smith lol cordon is the funniest

[@harrysmith7072]

Reed Parsons I liked him back when he was doing comedy just in the UK but now that he's changed his style I find him insufferable

[@sototem]

+Abu Jaffar 'Corden' not Cordon.....

[@abuj1729]

+God isdead search on KZbin 'the late late show' he's the host

[@noeliajaime7656]

Zack is so underrated.The guy is so talented.

[@zacklance484]

University of North Carolina, home of the fighting Wolf Pack

[@Rushmore222]

NC State.

[@tendekai]

That'd be State

[@Riley_187]

Hangover

[@ownpetard8379]

Riley Naehu use what you know

[@bradtodd3832]

🐺🐺🐺

[@pop9095]

Zack is my hero, what a genius. Can do more with a look than a lot of comics do in half their set.

[@annawhite2581]

Zach didn't stop drinking the prop coffee that he's not supposed to. IT'S NOT COFFEE ZACH! NOOO

[@xbaileyhoward]

Anna White it’s water sis

[@evee66]

Unless they made his special

[@Stephensofceea]

What even is a prop coffee?

[@youtubinwithMissTina]

Zack’s handshake to Bill “don’t want to but ok fine”

[@josephlundin3285]

What’s the swear they bleeped out when Maher said it was true? It’s killing me ahaha

[@KA-gy3lz]

They all have so much chemistry together

[@joses5292]

Zach was as funny as he always is delivering his story, that even I almost thought he was lying. I also didn't expect Bill's story to be as good as it was.

[@kazamify]

I love the new sound KZbin makes when you like a comment

[@johnwerner69]

I dont

[@spiritpro]

Disliking the comment makes an even better sound!

[@greyinvader]

+kazamify I pressed like on your comment just to hear a sound and I heard NOTHING. Goddammit.

[@baardock]

+Blasted Heath It's ok, you can toy with them and upvote then downvote back and forth until you're bored with your actions. I recommend it.

[@MaineManDezzo]

I'm gonna like this other person comment jus to see wat you're talking about!

[@loganbremerman1248]

Bill is amazing as well. That was great. Knew his was true instantly

[@tabularasa7711]

good chemistry! wow. and all true stories. thanks for confessing! ONE two three, TWO two three... waltzing....

[@SlammedZero]

These skits are fantastic!!! I can't get enough of them. There needs to be more of them!!

[@NomeCultJoe]

zach thank you for saving this sketch

[@growingislife2148]

7:26 that Zach look is the best

[@rogerdatt8861]

Zach and Bill are a killer combination! Zach smoking a joint on Bill Maher's real time was hilarious!

[@fakechow6006]

The only reason i knew zack was telling the truth, is because hes such a good actor, he acted out lying better than someone actually lying

[@mveun3617]

I really enjoy this, do more Jimmy

[@Davidbatterson]

I want to see Christopher Walken on one of these!

[@yixianzheng2328]

Or Kevin Spacey posing as Christopher Walken

[@Davidbatterson]

Shaun Pearson I don't know what that is suppose to mean...

[@Davidbatterson]

***** Oh...

[@Davidbatterson]

***** Hahaha I know right.

[@baburao87]

He would definitely have some crazy stories.

[@Tpietkiewicz]

Bill Maher is great. Love that man.

[@TheStringBreaker]

Damn! Zack with a masterclass in acting!

[@jackmiddleton2080]

I once told a girl in my Sunday school class that I had been to Japan. I had never been but thought I would look cool. Turns out the teacher got wind of it and was part Japanese. He proceeded to ask me 60 questions about my experience in Japan in front of the whole class.

[@jonathan6935]

You're dead

[@nikamusnjak8225]

0:48 lol its a prop look at his face when he drinks it

[@primusinterpares5767]

Lol all these guys who are hating on bill maher

[@JohnLee-ue6gy]

+Joe He'd be great as a friend, but should have no decision-making authority over another sentient being.

[@riotgirl4227]

+Goku Son goes without saying. lmao. But true. Bill has his finger in a few pies. He producer (so he spends $ so the show can happen) for Vice news. Bill also has a very good moral meter so we don't have to worry about him having authority over sentients.

[@memetism]

i like trains.

[@legendaryc4917]

Im amazed at how much bill maher looks like squidward with a white wig.

[@TheSinisterPress]

American TV is weird. You can't say curse words which every kid knows as soon as they get in school (or sooner) but you show people being shot up, set on fire etc.

[@mattschumacher4581]

TheSinisterPress it’s cause we were founded by the puritans who hated sex and cursing but were completely fine with burning “witches” and killing Native Americans. Americans are completely fine with murder and violence but sex is just too much.

[@christiecrawford1653]

@@mattschumacher4581 Sadly that's our history...

[@christiecrawford1653]

@Josip Excuse? I was responding to Matt Schumacer's comment. Burning witches and murdering Native Americans is SADLY part of our history.

[@christiecrawford1653]

I guess the cry babies insisting that women shouldn't breast feed in public are the ones who have been "harmed" by breasts. Lol I dont know.

[@That..Guy..]

Thats because cursing fits nowhere in political propaganda and related agendas

[@Alec.V.]

Why is bill always so much more likable whenever it isn’t on his own show?

[@paytonthornberry1382]

Zach galifianakis looks likes he has lost a lot of weight.

[@tinyturnip7676]

It's tough out there in hollywood.

[@Seanyboy340]

"Cocaine and hookers, my friend"

[@tstan9713]

Smoors how would hookers help

[@thedudeabides3294]

Travis Stanaway AIDS?

[@thomasrainbow]

Travis, exercise.

[@radhika5802]

A new segment on the show should just be deciding whether Fallons laugh is authentic or put on.

[@ragnarqk]

I actually saw a video on here that handled that, and he's authentic, just kind of giggly. Remember how he'd break in basically every sketch he was in because he couldn't stop laughing at everything? I just think he's a mirthful dude

[@farischugthai5598]

ragnarqk charisma on command?

[@focusaddiction3460]

Zach is so freakin hilarious, just by looking at him, jeez!

[@kolimoli8825]

6:10 jimmy's and bills laughs were like scarcely the same it's amazing😂

[@jaynetaylor6048]

I could have watched more of this. So good.

[@annettebutler7899]

Go Zach!! he totally had me believing he was lying!

[@alcyone47]

This felt like an intense game of chess, those two were amazing, they are very good liars/actors. Both of times I thought they were lying, reading their expressions and all, but lo! they were speaking truth, they must be so good at micro expressions and fooling others.

[@fess04]

Zach is genius!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@r3v001]

I really respect the fact that Bill is not a good liar... #hiscredibilityisrising

[@eltibu9036]

This was sooooo smooth

[@martinistse]

These series are amazing

[@louiemoreno8987]

Is it me? or does Zach despise Bill with everything he is?

[@bingevintage8124]

Louie Moreno no he doesn’t he’s even been to his show before

[@nbdy4780]

Bill Maher reminds me of Squidward.

[@graciejames3752]

This is one of the best comments I have ever seen.

[@grail68]

Three talk show hosts??

[@VerisimilitudeDude]

Would you prefer two or maybe four talk show hosts?

[@denisepaskovich6141]

Only watched because I’m starting to like Bill & love Zach

[@SteveDjy]

Fantastic!

[@ajaysmith7232]

😂😂 everything about Zach is just funny .

[@LoinclothRising]

Even his last name is funny

[@thomasrainbow]

Man I fucking love Zach! He's so funny and adorable.

[@InmortalAngel1]

They always seem to drink that stuff, why don't Jimmy give them real coffee?

[@AaronxATL]

Jimmy consistently watches people try to ingest these props and still keeps them. It’s great.

[@funkyk]

this should be it's own show.

[@UselessHobbyLtd]

These three should do a movie together. That was so funny hahahaha

[@CALPOLCW123]

Basically "Would I Lie To You" from the U.K.

[@deedemisse6256]

Callum but not as funny 😕

[@Tapio86]

And this is not a show based on that...this is just a segment on the tonight show.

[@lewismurphy8078]

i saw the title and clicked immediately

[@tmi925]

Excellent match up!

[@ladykatnip7698]

I did too, Jimmy.

[@jessykills3200]

When Bill Maher was telling his story I was like "Please let this be true...please let this have happened..." lol

[@liondeag]

This game should have gone on a good 3 or 4 rounds. Classic

[@sanderstar1000]

“this is not even a story” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tomdagninoseviltwin1362]

do this one more often!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@truelies9187]

They’re a great duo

[@DeesonJame]

'Who lights a pretzel up and has a talk show and talks about it?' Only Jimmy Fallon.

[@Taffy1791]

Watch 'Would I Lie To You", instead

[@dominikno3495]

"I was poor at the time, she had a coke..." ahahah genius! 😂

[@AnotherBuddha]

great segment idea, keep it up!

[@chrisskurkey6956]

True - they each have had talk shows - in fact, everyone at the table has done one. Two are still doing it, and I wish the one didn't stop.