Trump and Biden Prepare for Presidential Debate, Prison Won't Stop Trump from Accepting Nomination

Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Trump and Biden preparing for the first presidential debate, RNC co-chair Lara Trump saying it "doesn't matter" if Trump is in prison to accept his nomination and Louisiana requiring classrooms to display the Ten Commandments.
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[@doctorbanks7]

Nooooo. Don’t play it again. It’s so stuck in my head.

[@katstevens8266]

lol yep

[@erinhilliard9347]

That guy would be great at learning new languages. He can pronounce anything!

[@mojo500100]

Really 😂 But gotta give the guy credit for pronouncing that so many times 😂

[@doctorbanks7]

@@mojo500100 absolutely. I am curious how many takes it took for him to perfect it. Hahhaha

[@AltoKeyz]

This dude is gold on the show

[@YouFightLikeACow]

Recall segment is still my favorite

[@bill8985]

"Gurd - Good Earth lighting." That was funny as hell. Great performance.

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

Jimmy redeemed his attempt at both sidesism with the clip of Trump clearly suffering from dementia.

[@jerryrip]

Oh yea Trumps the one suffering from dementia while Biden has to be helped off the stage by Obama like a little kid.

[@avanm420]

Best acronym song LMFAO!😂

[@katstevens8266]

help us all lmao

[@JustSomeGoy]

You a fan of sesame Street too?

[@tinkerbelltinkerbell1003]

REMEMBER WOMENS RIGHTS ! VOTE !!

[@JustSomeGoy]

@@tinkerbelltinkerbell1003 what about the unborn women?

[@ArkhamOrderly]

@@JustSomeGoy so women are fully formed out of the womb now? the more you know....

[@Riclmnopp]

Trump/Biden debate: Let’s get ready to mumble.

[@mountaingirl72455]

🤭

[@katstevens8266]

shhh hhhh

[@user-md4di6yg2p]

LOL!!

[@katstevens8266]

@@user-md4di6yg2p ty

[@chrischoir3594]

Biden can't mumble he is too dumb

[@skatebunch3084]

I don't know his name, but the guy that does all of the stand up skits. He is so good. Unbelievable absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@stingrey1571]

i always die when they do the "recall" bit. then it is genius as tarik incorporates the stutters and gaffes of the anchors.

[@lesliehughes1030]

Couldn't agree more

[@vicesobrevinas7230]

I can now use the song to recall some acronyms I need for my exams. Thanks Jimmy!

[@doctorbanks7]

Omg. The dancing with that stupid song…makes it 100% more hilarious.

[@Maribel-q3y]

really? the most stupid boring thing ever in the history of comedy!

[@doctorbanks7]

@@Maribel-q3y it was so stupid it was funny.

[@Slambam73]

Hey, don't laugh; that's what we grew up with in the '70's, lol!!😅

[@kicsms_science3729]

I don’t usually laugh out loud but I did both times - and them played it again! 😄

[@AvidiaNirvana]

How the hell is that funny??? Like how FN lowbrow do you have to be to find this crap funny???

[@drumbum3.142]

Rest In Peace, Donald Sutherland. 🙏🎭🕊 Favourite film/performance of yours Sir is Klute.❤️‍🔥 Some additional mystery/crime flicks that are (subjectively) Well worth searching out include Kiss Me Deadly, True Romance, The Long Kiss Goodenght, The Whistlers, Dead Man Down, The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman, Trance, You Were Never Really Here, Inherent Vice, Enemy, Savages, Under the Silver Lake, along with (pretty much) any of the Lisbeth Salander Adventures❤️‍🔥 (no disrespect, - except for the very most recent one)..

[@seer1]

"He’s 78 years old. When Trump was born, Harry S. Truman was president and Perry Como topped the year’s pop charts. Betty White hadn’t yet started her career in film. Israel and Pakistan didn’t exist. Korea was a unified country, and Vietnam was not. The pioneering computer ENIAC was just four months old." - The Atlantic

[@lionpaw2024]

Jimmy is killing it lately

[@a.akacic]

ok sheep normie groomer.. nice meme

[@wreichard]

HAHAHAHA... You're the 28% Lol

[@davidconnell1959]

Yes, killing truth, comedy, justice… Jimmy Fallon is a piece of shoe leather in a dog park.

[@TheLordOfNothing]

@@wreichard "Lets comment on every comment that could possibly be related to Biden, because I have nothing better to do with my time."

[@JDScott]

That acronym song had me laughing so hard. 😂

[@orlandomorales5569]

I was breathing manually hard on that and had to watch it twice. Then jimmy played in one more time!!

[@Flash3-22]

It was hilarious - needed this comic relief this morning.

[@marjoriegarland2798]

Hysterical, hilarious! Thank you Jimmy and All 😂😂😂🎉

[@CalorieRebel]

I'm dyin laughing at the acronym song

[@jamesturner2126]

Definitely the WTF segment of the show

[@californiacat9762]

Biden will have his act together. Trump may not show up. Debates seem to scare trumps.

[@wreichard]

HAHAHAHA... You're the 28% Lol

[@jerryrip]

Oh yea Trump is shaaaking in his boots.

[@DeadVegaInSpain]

Since when is trump grouped together with Bidens confusion? Trump is hands down the sharpest president United States has ever had. No one is going to try and educate me on this. Lucky for me I have KZbin and can look up interviews and speeches on just about all the presidents. And yup. Trump has my vote.

[@eliassalcedo5229]

Trump has become as predictable as his story time rallies 😂

[@CH-zm4jb]

He should have his act together throughout the entire presidency.

[@islamallahveisi]

The Q&A part was really good

[@lisab9541]

Tariq really sold tonight's bit! 👏🏻

[@HellfireFighters]

Jimmy, I saw REAL comedy last night.

[@retired_USAF]

Trump will not debate. Wouldn't debate Hailey, doesn't have a platform, was twice impeached and now convicted. But the biggest reason is trump never keeps a promise.

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

He will make SOME excuse.

[@Thurston-q6q]

Trump will make Biden look like the traitor he is next week. The only question is, will Biden shit his pants a third time in public or not?

[@annestewart5741]

​​@@QUICKBOOKS1 They're already trying. Did you see Brian Tyler Cohen's piece about 🍊💩🤡's Campaign PR person (or Communications Manager, or something... last name Leavitt [sp?]) getting cut off & having her interview ended early on CNN & then immediately going to a pre-scheduled interview with Steve Bannon?...so she could whine & lie & Bannon could say that tfg/🍊💩🤡 should withdraw/drop out of the debate. Yup. 🍊💩🤡 & others are already making excuses for why he'll "lose" the debate so that when he does, they will all say it was rigged, etc.

[@darlinearmendrez213]

Biden should go on without him if he doesn't show up.

[@Thurston-q6q]

@@retired_USAF ohhh puhlease...life was better under Trump in every aspect. Your kangaroo court conviction claim just demonstrates your derangement. Americans are getting killed because of morons like you. Wake the fk up.

[@brianmcsorley3229]

After tRump was informed of Joan Rivers had passed away , he said ," Get her for my VP !"

[@ednageddes1337]

In serious pain from laughing so hard. The entire monologue, all of it, was epic funny! New writers?

[@loversinparisfreak]

oh my gosh the Q&A with presidents was GOLD!!!!!!

[@mendozaartstudiollc1354]

The debate bit was hilarious. Fallons looks great suited up.

[@islamallahveisi]

Thanks Jimmy

[@funvideoperson5268]

The acronym song reminds me of the old Sesame Street song from the early, early days when Big Bird sang the alphabet like a big acronym! (Except Big Bird thought it was "the most remarkable word" he's ever seen! 😂🎵)

[@brarx0166]

This is the Jimmy I wish we saw more of during the show! Not as much fake laughter and genuinely funny!

[@cschmitz100]

Biden at the debate: 👁️ 👄 👁️ Trump at the debate: 🤡

[@AndrewPruteanu]

Nah Trump is best🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

[@Pretty_Fly_on_a_White_Guy]

⁠@@AndrewPruteanuBest at grifting.

[@AndrewPruteanu]

@Pretty_Fly_on_a_White_Guy no, not really, he's a business man so obviously he has money. He's way smarter than biden, that's for sure😂

[@SwiftJustice]

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[@marcosfigueroa4828]

Biden at the debate:🤡🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩💩🥱🥱🥱 Trump at the debate:🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🐏🐏🐏🐏

[@lovelygacha_uwu_8679]

Can’t believe you’re insulting both of them the same now. That actually makes me happy.

[@robertgandler3177]

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

[@newqlar]

Dang it. That freakin song is in ma head!!! Aaaarrrrgh!!!!

[@Missmjf87]

Omg. Me too! Too catchy!

[@katstevens8266]

rotflmao help us all

[@katstevens8266]

@@Missmjf87 lmao help us omg

[@Missmjf87]

​@katstevens8266 yes, indeed. 😂😂😂😂

[@tugcebalta86]

It's the wine time somewhere! Thank you...

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Jimmy is on role lately 😂.

[@terrystokes7893]

Oh that acronym had me crying 😂

[@errgag3580]

I bet all those MAGA folks are wishing they had their donations back so they could buy a window fan for the trailer... It's hot!

[@marcosfigueroa4828]

i bet all those creep joe folks are wishing they had their democracy back so they can buy crack pipe with the drugs he promise to give them for their trashy homes its rich😂😂😂

[@wreichard]

HAHAHAHA... You're the 28% Lol

[@TheresaLyonhart]

@@wreichardhaha you’re a bot.

[@DemonDog444]

It's funny how progressives bill themselves as loving and tolerant, but are the first to class shame and body shame those they disagree with.

[@rhodacormier5889]

​@@TheresaLyonharthe's right

[@aigriffin42604]

Well prison should!

[@neal5068]

Who is going to prison?

[@aigriffin42604]

@@neal5068 Trump duh!🙄

[@neal5068]

@@aigriffin42604 for what? Some petty manufactured alleged campaign violation? Only a Kangaroo Court found him "guilty." No jail for that.

[@whocares2087.1]

​@@neal5068Your god.

[@marcosfigueroa4828]

@@aigriffin42604 yet that just means it will help him win a landslide if that happens

[@Shiby23]

I just want that 10 commandments thing to turn into 1 post-it note framed with the smallest printable text.

[@seanfarrellsullivanhasemotions]

I was having a bad day until i heard Biden talk about some sort of pressure. Lol

[@Hklbrries]

Poke at Biden now, but remember if trump gets in your career doing stand-up comedy making fun of “dear leader” will likely be short-lived. VOTE BLUE!

[@rockerdude86]

Biden getting in is elder abuse. He will be dead before the four years is up.

[@trysometruth]

.... and keep voting Blue all the way down the ballot...........

[@DeadVegaInSpain]

Yeah vote blue because that’s what the educated people tell you to vote for right??? Bust out some receipts from when trump was president and compare them to now. I don’t need bidens false promises. Insane to me that people that really don’t care about politics suddenly care that trump banged a porn star. What does that have to do with running a business such as America? I don’t care what religion the president is or what color or gender. I care about how it will affect my actual life. And yeah Biden is cancer to my life. He’s not doing a good job. You don’t have to like trump but don’t vote blue unless you have money handed to you hand over fist.

[@mlbrooks4066]

In all seriousness, if Trump gets in and can do it, he'll have Fallon, Kimmel and Colbert at Gitmo.

[@Christine-jz1qj]

I enjoyed the acronym singing spot.

[@Vyzard]

Cracked up at the "predebate QnA", then died when Tariq almost sneezed

[@ElYaucanoFilms]

contagious acronym

[@catherinebossy4969]

Well done Tariq!

[@stevetierney4324]

The “gert good earth lighting” bit was hilarious!

[@daplace902]

Fabulous - The Acronym guy ! He is usually funny as Hell in anything he does but this ... 🙃😅

[@ashlynnette]

I love Jimmy Fallon

[@BixbieMedia]

You know it's the first day of summer because Burning Man is no longer a music festival. Now it's me mowing with my shirt off.

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

The last four "brutal hellhole days" have been the inevitable consequences of animal agriculture that we've been warned of for decades. If you don't want that to continue and to get continuously worse, it's time to switch to a plant-based diet.

[@monaruehling4729]

Yes indeed, if Louisiana puts the word 'adultery" on the walls with the ten commandments--the teachers will have to teach the term....

[@Gabrielle499]

Fallon, it’s President Biden, not Mr. Biden. 🙄

[@schmittyconstanz]

OK Doctor Jill 😢

[@Moonlitdream88]

That acronym song had me on the floor! 🤣

[@jonroesler8155]

The U.S. Constitution should be prominently displayed in schools and government offices. There could even be tests, saving time and tax dollars in the courts.

[@dwaynegarfield1551]

Absolutely hilarious show Jimmy!💕🙏🤣😂

[@nagmastergeneral55]

Jimmy, your opening dialogue was hilarious. I made a playlist for you. P.S. I recently purchased Fever Pitch in DVD and will include it in my own time capsule; so the far future will know how we (I'm taking credit) were endearing and funny. Will include a note saying it was based on a true story. Edit: Forgot to mention, Baseball is still my favorite sport.

[@funvideoperson5268]

The acronym song, with introduction, starts at 3:25 . 😅

[@railfannerjs6308]

3:34 😂😂 oh my god he actually had an acronym for all of that! He sung it so well too!

[@deborahcampbell7329]

Was a great episode Jimmy 😂😂😂

[@manongagnon9704]

An Oscar for Terrick!!! 👍👏👏👏👏🎉🏆 or an Emmy😀

[@Mgh-r]

Dear jim fal ❤❤❤❤

[@BrixBOMBAY]

The same people ignored how biden was getting years ago makes fun of him now

[@RalphLdn]

This great benito guy is the most hilarious writer/performer on the show! Always so f**kn funny everything he does. Give him his flowers 🎉 🙌

[@wadestclair249]

The only debate we should be waiting for is how many years trump gets in prison.

[@schmittyconstanz]

Do not forget Laptop Hunter

[@FallingTimberGames]

Is it too late to scrap both Joe and Donald and ask for two new candidates? lol

[@chrisliden716]

YOU LATE NIGHT HOSTS ARE ALL THE WORST. YOU PICK THE WORST POSSIBLE DAYS TO GO ON FREAKING VACATION, STUFF WENT DOWN TODAY SOMEONE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR NEEDS TO COVER IT SO I CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT AND STOP FEELING SHEER TERROR

[@lesliehughes1030]

Love the little ditty. And always love the recall bit!

[@sukhdhillon4329]

Higgins!!!

[@medusagorgon8432]

We are in real peril.☹️ Age limits immediately.

[@CalorieRebel]

mempickepicehticehtuh, picquetick..am i close???

[@tbugs4561]

Once again Taylor Swift is handling the big issues Taylor Swift for president

[@youjeltrevo]

Who's listening to this in August? 😁

[@Zoe-c9z]

ALL THE BIRDS AND ANIMALS FLED

[@michaelmarchal4004]

The night won't end

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show jimmy fallon

[@VisualStimulantsforU]

For our sake as a country, can we find someone better to run this country than these two ?

[@jakeolthof]

RFK can't be worse than the monoparty idiots, so let's see if he can save us.

[@whocares2087.1]

Biden gave you Build Back Better, the Inflation Reduction Act and the price cap on insulin. But looks are everything in your country.

[@wreichard]

HAHAHAHA... You're the 28% Lol

[@dp1563]

Sure. Kamala

[@Positive_Tea]

Did you vote in your primary?

[@PattyBryant-mh4dd]

Hahahass 😀😅🗽🗽 To Funnys 😀😅....Always Greatss!! 💛😀😎 GO Fallon!!💛🌸🎶🗽🗽

[@eliassalcedo5229]

Trump's Bone Spurs will start acting up and he will not show up to the debate.

[@michaeljordan5972]

And Biden's asthma probably will too you do realize Biden dodge the draft right

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

Or, Trump will claim, "Gag Order"! I can, easily, see Trump backing out.

[@waqarkhan25]

how does Terek keep still whenever the there show this recall alert scene

[@rossburg84]

Well done. Will they really be standing for 90 minutes? I dont wanna stand for that long, Im half their age

[@jonathantrauner3742]

Id actually invest in Gerth Lighting

[@labradachig1976]

He missed the Walmart joke

[@JuiceFlicks]

Please, please lift that Kaleidobility skit and post by itself haha

[@archiesto4444]

Not gonna lie, the guy who said that mmet....... needs a raise, that was impressive! 🙂

[@randybennett5417]

Joe is really looking foreward to being re-elected senator. And that"s a Dementia word. Joe says it all the time.

[@krisfrederick5001]

The answerbacks are so cheap and so hilarious

[@KlaraBreznik-jm9pj]

Its refreshing to see someone making fun of both trump and biden, not just trump like other hosts ( colbert, kimmel).

[@Cidebar]

CONFLICTED Fellow VS. CONVICTED Felon debate 🍌

[@anandi7108]

so goooood!

[@pretty_troll]

i wouldn't be a good audience member for Jimmy Fallon, unlike the clapping seals he put in his echo chamber studio & the comment about kindergarten-children committing adultery was pedophilia-weird

[@56nickrich]

M.M.E.T.P.Q.P.P.N.A.N.P.N.P.N.P.C.D.B.A.J.T.N.M.T.L. ... I'd like to know the acronym for this acronym yet alone say it.😁

[@rebaburn2677]

So friggin hilarious 😂❤

[@neilcoles1780]

I love those Tariq recalls... brilliant 😊

[@mikusoxlongius]

Biden needs a week off to prepare? Who's gonna be the moderator, Obama?

[@jamesturner2126]

It was so hot today in San Francisco that I needed my blanket when i took a nap today. 60°F 🔥🥵

[@Yeshua964]

DONT BLAME A CLOWN, ACTING LIKE A CLOWN. ASK YOURSELF WHY, YOU KEEP ON GOING TO THE SAME CIRCUS. AND BLAME YOURSELF.

[@kellyburket6955]

WOW!!! How did my phone do that???

[@Jonathan-ut3zh]

Awesomeness

[@soccermix67]

Actually not bad

[@TheVineyarder]

"get out there and debate Biden and you better not F**K up! "-Putin!

[@nicolesensini6523]

😂🎉Jimmy ! I love you