Rudy Giuliani Disbarred; Eric Adams Indicted; Trump's Creepy Plea to Women: A Closer Look

[@shadowqueen6395]

As a white, middle class, American woman… that creep scares me. The best thing he could do to keep me from being scared would be admit to all the lies and walk into the ocean.

[@Rattus-Norvegicus]

We already have enough trash in the oceans.

[@shadowqueen6395]

@@Rattus-Norvegicus at least this trash the sharks can eat. Although… just imagine what that would do to their cholesterol levels!

[@silverstem2964]

​@@Rattus-Norvegicus Good point👍

[@GordianKnot-pg5dz]

@shadowqueen I can See it

[@Rattus-Norvegicus]

​@@silverstem2964Are my comments still visible for you? They've both disappeared for me.

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

Seth is having WAAAAAAAY too much fun with the news today 😂😂😂

[@SayAhh]

@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 NY only goes after Trump because he is a Republican. Sure, tell that to Anthony Weiner and Eliot Spitzer.

[@hahasleepyjokelostforever3797]

News? A "comedian" is a source of news? Trying to out do SM? 😆 🤣 😂

[@LaurieValdez-zk3dy]

Who can blame him

[@paulnolan4971]

@@hahasleepyjokelostforever3797 Satire of the facts

[@sherinameless1618]

Seth does "the weave," and English professors/soccer hooligans say it's the most brilliant thing they've ever seen.

[@ThatLeBelKid]

I love when Seth does jokes for the crew and not the audience. It's like corrections seeping into a closer look.

[@lindaramirez7339]

Corruption is corruption and NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW...not mayor, not congressman, not former president, not Supreme court justice...Republican or Democrat.

[@petern6359]

Unless you have an NYC police friends and family card. Now we got 0.001% of the corrupt former policemen here.

[@lightupthedarkness6762]

hitler was also corrupt wait no he was not

[@andrewpierce1588]

Well, that’s not true in practice. We are in the age of corruption. Legislator insider trading and taking millions from special interests, SC justices taking millions (non removed), Presidents and former President taking millions from private companies to “speak.” We need a Constitutional Convention to undue the corruption BOTH parties have baked into the system.

[@noreenmountain2994]

Unfortunately, so far trump is above the law. This man was caught, on the phone, extorting dirt on his rival and withholding arms to Ukraine, he's a serial predator, he attempted to overthrow the results of an election, he continues to lie about immigrants to the point that elementary schools are getting bomb threats etc, etc, etc. He should have been jailed long before he ever ran for president for tax fraud, and yet, NOTHING. America is a two tiered system. Ask anyone sitting in jail because they smoked pot as opposed to The Former Great Grifter in Chief

[@mammawlee]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@busylawbee]

My spine tried to crawl out of my body when Trump said “I will be your protector”. I feel like I’ll never be clean again

[@victoriadehart5311]

I heard it in Hannibal Lecter's voice...

[@Kaleidescope66]

Well said. I couldn't explain the feeling, but that covers it pretty well! HE IS A SNAKE!

[@phylis3917]

Yes like a slim over the body. Yuckie

[@MargaretGreen-df6yq]

I feel his slime and sand blasting might be needed

[@terryt.1643]

Same here, a skin crawling response from me. The Trump abuser stalker trying to assert control over his victims. 😱

[@futureglobal7258]

Eric Adams may go to prison for doing what Supreme Court “justice” Clarence Thomas is doing right now. Make it make sense.

[@haileybalmer9722]

Well, you see, we can't hold Supreme Court justices accountable. And by that I mean we absolutely can, and we have, but we decided somewhere along the way that it's something that is simply not done. Not because of the law of the land, oh no. The law says any justice can be removed at any time for not displaying "good behavior". People in our judiciary and legislature just decided that we can't, because we don't, and they'd really like you to stop asking about it.

[@katyelder.5]

​@@haileybalmer9722 Absolutely, 💯 ❗

[@HandyMan657]

@@haileybalmer9722 There's a bit more to it, but that's a damn good start. Cheers

[@agoogleuser4356]

@@haileybalmer9722Genius.

[@lmayhew48]

@@haileybalmer9722

[@mikekuhn6949]

WOMEN WILL BE SAFE WHEN HE IS IN PRISON

[@CL-lo4wd]

100%

[@charlesasmith7836]

Agree so true 🔒

[@WiQiDgamer]

We got a long list before we save the women. We barely got p Diddy

[@dariusandaya4684]

​@charlesasmi❤😮th7836 ⁵445pm 5😮😮556😮❤😮r😮4😮😮😅❤t4😮😮😅😅 1:56 is b54😅😊⁶5😂5b44😂😮😮is 445pm4 1:56 ⁴5😂7 1:56 ⅞is 😮and 😅in 4b😅😮is 😮😅😮crew and any other 😅😅😅😅😂😅⁵430pm

[@3rdmm]

Safer, anyway.

[@maxplanck1423]

Seth’s brilliant mimicry of dialects, language, and expressions of various characters demonstrates his comedic gifts in addition to pointing out Wally’s spelling oversight.

[@endlessmtnwildlife]

Seth wasn't kidding when he said this Closer Look would be frenetic...love the energy, the impressions, Wally's cue card fub, all of it.

[@InformationLiesAtTheEdges]

Same!

[@KindessisEternal]

cue card fub! LOL His having fun and trying to keep it together is hilarious!

[@andrearepetto217]

Fub 😂😂😂

[@shermanculbertson6244]

There are reasons to be optimistic that Harris/Walz will win, but we can't take anything for granted. Vote blue on November 5th!

[@DariaLosAngeles]

Yes! We need to show up and do our part. Cannot be complacent.

[@paulyricca3881]

👴🏻🥃 YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE MICHAEL BERRYMAN

[@paulyricca3881]

@@DariaLosAngeles 👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?

[@DonFahquidmi]

Also, we need to network with each other to make sure that we are voting. Rest assured, I will talk to everyone in my local network before and after the election.

[@hughjorg4008]

It is well-known the polls miscalculated the Trump voters in the BLUE WALL. So Blue Wall residents, make sure you vote for Kamala in November.

[@rodthebodfromcanada]

"Mayor Adams took bribes? That's disgraceful." - Clarence Thomas

[@paulyricca3881]

👴🏻🥃 DO THE FREDDY .

[@robert-wr9xt]

Dude. Can I be your friend? Vote BLUE America

[@island_rogue1687]

😂😂😂😂

[@oldanslo]

"Mayor Adams took a total of $100K in bribes for influence? That's disgraceful. $100K is my per diem." - Clarence Thomas

[@hazelbickmore4228]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@poodypooroo]

Giuliani didn’t just make false claims of fraudulent behavior, his irresponsible claims put those womens’ life in danger. He should be held liable for the damages they suffered

[@sheilavanbuskirk1112]

Well he is supposed to pay them a lot of money!!

[@cwatson4271]

Yeah, Giuliani is in several stages of bankruptcy right now.

[@jamesowensii2562]

​@@sheilavanbuskirk1112He doesn't have enough money to replace 1 woman or 1 child.

[@RachelZapata-mq4ju]

@@sheilavanbuskirk1112 jaja not

[@goldie200172086]

I really don't need a convicted sexual offender to be my protector....ugh

[@katerailey524]

I know; it felt like a threat!

[@dennischristopher9952]

But who will protect you from someone trying to grab you by the...oh wait nevermind 😟

[@RAFAEL-tn7md]

I will be your protector! Yes yes! When you walk into a dressing room also Just look out for crazy fingers

[@dbrentski4800]

A former President that has been accused of rape, sexual assault, and sexual harassment, including non-consensual kissing or groping, by at least 25 women since the 1970s. Yeah, NOT 🤮🤮🤮

[@Andy_K_in_Nash]

If anyone ever told anyone they'd be their protector, that person would run. Why is this a close race?

[@RichSoundsATL]

I’m a rural southern straight white 30 year old male from the most conservative of families and I’ll be voting for Kamala.

[@heatherr4321]

THANK YOU 💜

[@support_theory8754]

Thank you!!!

[@Fourleggedfreak]

we are glad to have you ^.^ I hope we can all start to have more reasonable conversations from different political perspectives!

[@sshza2143]

🙌😁🍻✌😎

[@rmsteeves]

Thank you also but....but what happened to the LBJ-Ann Richards Texans? Since Reagan, WACO and dubya the State seems to have lost 100 IQ points and/or ANY sense of morality.

[@notjustar0w]

It’s a bad day to have been a New York mayor.

[@paulyricca3881]

👴🏻🥃 TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS

[@charlesasmith7836]

Agree

[@hockeyrd99]

Dems eating their own. I guess that's what he gets for speaking out against the flood of illegal aliens Biden is dumping in NYC

[@nolaj114]

"I will be your protector." giving "it puts the lotion on the skin" vibes.

[@janflipert5118]

Ewwwwww

[@mammawlee]

Definitely!

[@shannonsanders5399]

Trump and his Supreme Court Justices have Women’s BLOOD on their Hands‼️ACCOUNTABILITY & JUSTICE FOR THE WIDOWS AND MOTHERLESS CHILDREN ‼️

[@OmegaSparky]

I think you meant widower, but point taken.

[@Adam-do8eh]

@@OmegaSparky A "widower" is a sis gender male... FYI...

[@mrlij6534]

Oh so they should just allow u unalive babies when u want get out of here clown

[@swrennie]

​@@Adam-do8eh"cis", fyi.

[@catherinepraus8635]

Let through in the millions that died of Covid 😑 he doesn’t see people as human beings he has no soul

[@Nancy-v6x1c]

Why do I feel nauseated every time I hear trump offer to be a protector? 🤨

[@Sonomacats]

A little too much like telling us we're going to be his slaves.

[@LateBloomerMedia]

Most likely a trauma response

[@felisd]

Because when he says "you'll never have to worry about the problems our country has..." you know the actual end of that sentence is "because soon, you won't be able to vote anymore. Heck, you won't need to! Cuz you'll be busy pregnant and raising all the kids in the kitchen and barefoot, and the big strong men like me will deal with all that for you"

[@Fourleggedfreak]

because it's typical abusive male talk 🤢 it's one thing for men to want women to be hopeless and need them, and then on top of that for them to be completely inadequate, and then on top of that for them to be convicted abusers of women it's like a layered cake of gross

[@gardnerhill9073]

Because you have a soul.

[@ogwoo6684]

Please put trump & all of his corrupt cronies in prison 2024 !!!!!

[@Eturmum]

Please put Harris,biden and all their corrupt cronies in prison

[@maargenbx1454]

Trump 20-24!! And no time off for good behavior. He’s never behaved well in his life. Vote Blue!!! 💙💙💙

[@sallya.6944]

starting with jared and ivanka

[@tyrannusvenandi6930]

Gaetz!! Wasn’t It being tried for about the same thing as Diddy being charged with now??? Still a congressman till this day, no??

[@lilyansah8665]

Sane Americans need without fail to vote him out in a landslide this Nov24 first & the courts can hold him accountable for his crimes against the American people however hard & long he tries to delay the process.

[@Theskyisblue-x6t]

Trump creates the anxiety that he says he wants to remove.

[@Markusewitz]

Straight from the "good" ol ' Nazi playbook.

[@lauraanne5175]

Finally time for Seth and Nyquil. I love my life.

[@passionworksbodyshop9738]

So true. This an then Cobert. It's a good life.

[@lauraanne5175]

@@passionworksbodyshop9738 I'm gonna go check out Daily Show, Desi is hosting this week, then Colbert

[@suemccord2633]

My evening gummy is kicking in and Seth is on fire 😂😂😂😂

[@lauraanne5175]

@@zonian1966 I save that for my morning coffee. 😉

[@bulletproofair]

Same. I'm sick and took some dextromethorphan earlier with a delicious green tea an chamomile, with honey. + 1 shot of vodka. It's surely making Trump sound like a fucking gross predator.

[@lisanunlist9510]

The image of him “I will be your protector” outside the window - will cause me nightmares now. Thanks a lot! 😳

[@nonetteable]

Let’s have a Trumpless America!!! 💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🦋🦋🦋💙💙💙

[@katoz9237]

🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

[@Eturmum]

Go Trump Let's have Trump Trump Trump

[@troyallen8223]

⚖️💙👁️👁️💙⚖️👍

[@troyallen8223]

@@Eturmum 🇺🇸 Trump for Prison-dent 🇺🇸2024🇺🇸

[@troyallen8223]

🇺🇸 Trump for Prison-dent 🇺🇸2024🇺🇸

[@YesJustice]

💙💙💙.PLEASE let us vote for Madam President and not the Mad-man President.....that grumpy old man is too old and feeble minded; he is causing a lot of problems for this country 💙💙💙💙💙💙.......

[@terryglendening7166]

Good one!

[@mammawlee]

You aren't kidding!

[@YesJustice]

@mammawlee if you are a kid "kidding", you need to grow up !!!

[@Padq]

Why was FBi able to bust mayor Adam’s but can’t make connections with Trump and Egypts $10 mil? Christopher Wray, that’s why!

[@jpdemer5]

Bill Barr is why - he's the one who ordered the FBI to lay off on tracing the Egyptian $10MM.

[@Mozart1220]

Adam's doesn;t have trump's infrastructure for escape. You go after the "king" you better hit what you are aiming at. Jack Smith knows EXACTLY what he's doing. He's running trump right into his trap so NOTHING is questionable for appeal.

[@benharrison7244]

Yep

[@PhilLesh69]

SDNY was running cover and block for trump during the Mueller investigation, too.

[@Hawk7886]

small victories my dude

[@SrSKaTiZSrS]

So you need a degree and pass a hard exam to PRACTICE law, but to CREATE law, you dont need even two brain cells.

[@marvinmartin4692]

Think bobart!

[@camelliastearns9179]

Don't insult the wombsts.

[@catherinepraus8635]

Good point 😂

[@TheUluxian]

@@marvinmartin4692 Try Gym Jordan 18 years in Congress...Has not crafted even a single bill...

[@Zalzany]

Sad thing is most them have degrees and SCOTUS is suppose to strike down any laws they try to pass that shouldn't be allowed. Issue is the average person bitching has half a brain cell and at best high school diploma from a school that is rated bad sigh.

[@hughjorg4008]

The *KAMALA EFFECT* on inflation. Today, in the USA, inflation is lower than in Britain, France and Germany.💙

[@charlesasmith7836]

Agree soon we will have Kamalonics for the better of America and the economy when she becomes Madame President vote blue hugely 24 💙💙🇺🇸🎉

[@humbleevidenceaccepter7712]

My 401k has gone up 11% in value so far this year (with no contributions, I'm retired) in large part to the record stock market.

[@joshyoung1440]

I mean, I don't know why we're not giving more credit to Biden when inflation HAS BEEN down for like a year. When the whole world was going through massive inflation he kept ours BELOW 3%, i.e., below normal, expected inflation. He literally deflated us in comparison to average inflation. But republicans just say whatever they're told.

[@joshyoung1440]

​@@charlesasmith7836 "Kamalonics" ew, nope lol doesn't work, no offense. It's economics, not ecolonics. Try again haha

[@joshyoung1440]

​@@charlesasmith7836 what would've been wrong with "Kamalanomics"? Lol

[@almaxie342]

WOMEN VOTING FOR TRUMP IS LIKE, CHICKEN VOTING FOR COLONEL SANDERS!🔥🔥🔥🐥

[@keposoffentlich3326]

And men voting for him is a sign we really have to talk about "toxic masculintiy". I thought we are over this mainly but since i hear Trump and Jesse Waters and see how many men are applauding to those "men" we still have a long way to go.

[@justincrandall9793]

I don't get it, hopefully they are just acting. Especially in the south where the machismo patriarchy is still alive and well. When the man is the bread winner, he spoon feeds them his small minded regurgitated from FOX News political opinions, and they have to eat it up. God forbid they challenge them, then they are out on their ass, out of their inner circles, I think it's a survival issue at that point. It's sad, it's in the GOP, nothing has changed, still anti gay, anti women voting or having opinions, dinosaurs who want to go back to the way things were, and lets cover all in the veil of, this is what Jesus wants.

[@justincrandall9793]

I hope the real woman in America walk into that voting booth, and vote their hearts, not what their husbands are telling them too, just so they watch their husband lose their fucking minds when she wins by a landslide. There is a pole that says there is a 20% chance she could.

[@barbcarrier3702]

Women's rights are human rights.

[@barbcarrier3702]

​@@keposoffentlich3326women's rights are human rights

[@koalasez1200]

The mayor…you mean he did the same thing 45 did??? And yet 45 still gets to be a presidential candidate…. 😳🙄😡 🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️💙

[@marvinmartin4692]

Why is it that republicans have different rules than democrats?! I just don’t get it?

[@CL-lo4wd]

Exactly my thoughts

[@freda2758]

​@@marvinmartin4692Republicans have no standards. All they want is controlled.

[@CityBohoGirl]

😂😂😂🎉🎉🫰🤡🤡💀

[@SheriParkhurst-wd5cj]

THANK YOU 🙏

[@crittaable]

HE GOT DISBARRED! 😂😂😂

[@78625amginE]

A lot of lawyers in my family and in our family chat the consensus has been, “Finally. He’s an embarrassment.”

[@paulyricca3881]

👴🏻🥃 YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE RONDO HATTON

[@mipmipmipmipmip-v5x]

​@@78625amginEThat it took this long to get disbarred is concerning for the state of lawyers

[@paulnolan4971]

He will find another bar. IT'S RUDY ! 😁 That should be a segment with a jingle. It's RUDY lol yk cos he's so damn pathetic

[@charlesasmith7836]

Again 😂

[@jodyjm13]

I... I think Trump droning on about that chart and how he loves it, and then *turning around to mime hugging it*, just broke my brain. I mean, WTAF?

[@joanfregapane8683]

I wanted to know, “Is the chart here with us now?”

[@intomnia3313]

He’s protecting it

[@lindaramirez7339]

Poor orange pumpkin. The things that he hugs, US flag, charts...cause he can't hug melania

[@AR-ko4ht]

Honestly that women protector creepy line sounds like what every kidnapper in a horror movie will say to their victims while they tie them in the basement. But the most disturbing thing is that there’s still a bunch of women voting for him…I mean how??!!! The only thing he cares and protect is himself and no one else….

[@lissaquon607]

I sadly know a woman whose voting for him because she seriously is pro life to like rose colored madness. She doesn't like trump, she feels he's a bully. But "the babies."

[@redsky3882]

Would someone while running for president be hawking $100,000 watches as he leverages his candidacy for profit if he really cared about the country and not just himself.

[@fleatactical7390]

Like Nancy and Paul Pelosi and their stock trading "expertise?"

[@cydkriletich6538]

@@fleatactical7390when were they running for president?

[@Buckboy2024]

Spot on. An embarrassment to himself, his family, all male humans and even people everywhere who poop their pants.

[@trenabrown3605]

All this junk he is selling enables him to receive money from foreign entities.Putin, Kim, and Trump’s other dictator heroes can just buy them all.

[@hulmad]

Whataboutism is not a legitimate argument. It's literally a Soviet disinformation tactic. Your what about has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

[@Opus313]

The GOP is slowly realizing that they will need to lose in November, possibly quite badly, in order to save the country and their party... Vote Blue 💙folks!

[@paulyricca3881]

👴🏻🥃 DUH WHA HOPPEN?

[@pietrojenkins6901]

Just save the country and that's it. I don't care for that last part.

[@lewatoaofair2522]

Sadly, this party still craves winning and power. They’re addicted to their corruptive properties.

[@paulyricca3881]

@@zonian1966 👨🏼‍🦰IM EATING A HAMBURGER 🍔 👴🏻🥃 I WANT A SALAMI ON RYE WID A KOSHER PICKLE ON THE SIDE.

[@paulyricca3881]

@@pietrojenkins6901 👴🏻🥃 I PLAYED LUMBY ON THE BEAVER SHOW

[@michaelfreedman1006]

It's sad when the ex-president, I mean mayor accepts help from other countries.... Actually it is both of them "Russia, if you're listening".

[@mrsb2000]

Russia seems to have it's feet under the table with corrupt US politicians and judges etc a very sad state of affairs when Trump cultists love Putin 😢

[@abbywills6894]

It is VERY interesting how governing /policing infrastructure is being dissolved🤔 Does that mean that every case against 45 will "disappear"😉

[@LeoDragon34]

Ah yes, the guy who has to pay $80m to E.Jean Carroll for sexual assault is the guy reassuring women he will be their “protector”. If this wasn’t actually happening you’d assume it was a black comedy.

[@Nancyr-x8o]

@@LeoDragon34 yup a comedy of the darkest kind. he’s a definite predator. when he blurted out, they’re eating the dogs, he sounded like a hysterical woman, i’m nancyr and the look on Kamala’s face was Priceless, lmao, it was nice to see him squirm

[@twhite8308]

Trump's comments about women are the script of a horror film.

[@TomStarcevich-fb3qo]

Ok liberal calm down nobody likes kamala Harris

[@robertmarmaduke186]

Saw a young ￦hite women pushing her shopping cart with all her worldly possession and a small dog across a busy 6-lane, but no KämäIä and no AOC. &67#4 Harris-Walz are 'laying low' until after elections to drop their *$2.45 a gallon 'carbon tax'* on our WFH>BTW commute. Food and utility prices will moon launch. Fixed-income Seniors will be jacked from their homes. _That allows Harris-Walz to create their Climate Equity Reparations Open Boarders Welfare State,_ while American Workers eat Cheese Whiz and get happy in 15-min city tenement walkups. 🐼🙋🇨🇳

[@Nancyr-x8o]

i’m nancyr and i’m a retired 70 year old nurse and project 2025 scares me more than him. his evil 😈 plan for the american people and their families and it’s horrifying to me and i don’t scare easily

[@TracyAdams-ry2fc]

Trump could be the new “ it” clown.

[@paolovantassel1989]

I'm honestly curious about what he thinks women need to be protected from and why he thinks all women are so lonely and desperate without him in power. I know his supporters are scared of their own shadows at this point, but I want to know what specifically he'll be guarding the women of America from, because he sounds like Ted Bundy trying to teach a pick up artist course.

[@jcoopes5604]

Don’t be complacent! Register or check your status and get out and vote 🗳️!

[@nancysimmer9908]

👍🏻👏🏼💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊😊

[@jschuler53]

I think more people are going to vote this time than the complacent ones. I am old and I have contemporaries who just don't bother to vote and it's mystifying. People my age are usually news junkies and all we care about are the latest scandals in politics we see on tv. Seeriously, I've met people from multiple demographics who just don't care and won't vote. They don't have leanings one way or another. They can't be bothered. To me this is mind boggling, even when I know these people. And it's futile saying something , like a soft suggestion that it might be a good idea this time around to get out there and just VOTE, but NO. Oh well. You have to consider these people too. They are ok either way. Well, to plug my personal pet peeve, they're not going to be ok if they happen to be a woman of child bearng age or married and wants IVF, or happily married gay men wh want to adopt or use a surrogate. I believe they are eve below the childless cat people. (they're not all "ladies---have we found an agreed upon description for "woman" or ladies? Drag?

[@saineghi]

Corrections: the Cooch brand is amazing in itself, but there was a missed JD joke by not naming the handbags, "COUCH"

[@mirhurta77]

CORRECTION: this is technically your opinion.

[@catherineruta6400]

Double correction: coach is not amazing anymore

[@abdulghani8269]

Greeting from Germany Thank you for PEACE work.

[@Keepitkind7]

Can you imagine if Kamala said she'd be the protector of all men?

[@marvinmartin4692]

That would end her campaign!

[@rodthebodfromcanada]

​@@marvinmartin4692 And if she had 5 kids by 3 father's, she'd still totally be in it

[@TomStarcevich-fb3qo]

Kamala Harris sucks literally 😑 democrats suck

[@pemdechen6300]

Hahaha......I think Lindsay Graham and his meemaw wouldn't mind.

[@charlesasmith7836]

Agree conservatives would have had a field day 🎉

[@bwianeh]

no, mother theresa was guilty of making children work their fingers to the bone, spouting being sick is godly, and generally being a terrible human being(but an excellent catholic)

[@emjayay]

The comedy is based on her image, not the reality.

[@Nancyr-x8o]

@@bwianeh these christian nationalists from heritage foundation, home of project 2025, are trying to repeal child labor laws and reinstate child brides, girls 9-10 are dying in childbirth bcos of no abortions and they don’t care, they just have another baby

[@ElizabethBrewster-cw4mx]

How DARE you associate Rudy with wombats! IT'S INSULTING AND DISRESPECTFUL TO WOMBATS!!!

[@abbywilson5988]

Wombats are adorable, of the highest moral character, and they also poop in cubes! I'm not certain about the last one but the first two are definitely not applicable to Giuliani!

[@titusrider7948]

Trump = Stranger Danger 😯

[@sherinameless1618]

So, the theme for today is: Politicians are weird, but also stupid.

[@busylawbee]

Isn’t that the theme every night?

[@flowertrue]

Don't forget crooked!

[@kerrynicholls6683]

No, American politicians. That Americans voted into office. Stupid is what stupid does. 😢

[@Rodsuper]

The More You Know....

[@ileneplantone3817]

And CORRUPT

[@ryanbates9136]

Can't wait to see Wally's cue card come up during the new "Corrections" segment "Seth Fubbs."

[@silversolitaire1519]

Get out and vote, it’s so important!!!

[@jaycossey850]

I love how brilliantly you "weave" these stories together--it's pure GENIUS! ❤

[@therose5783]

How the hell can anyone take Trump seriously when he rambles incoherently about his love of a chart? 🤡🤡🤡

[@kissedbysun2517]

They don't care. If he passed away they would embalm him and vote for him anyway.

[@russellmiles2861]

I dont know but clear are very large number of US citizens do; perhaps enough to have him reelected President What does this say that former President Trump was selected a the most suitable candidate for office of Presidency.

[@SpaceCowboy-u7j]

You’ll be thanking God for Donald Trump by the time he’s inaugurated on January 20, 2025. ✝️🇺🇸 *TRUMP 2024* 🇺🇸✝️

[@BigFreeze24]

@@russellmiles2861ok, comrade

[@MariaMartinez-researcher]

@@russellmiles2861 Trump got 3 million fewer votes than Hillary, 7 million fewer votes than Joe, and that was before January 6, the stolen documents, the convictions, his request for total immunity, and "they are eating the pets!" The only reason he was president once is because the States is the only allegedly democratic country in which someone who gets fewer votes can be legitimately elected as president. Even Putin and Maduro pretend they get electoral majorities. Trump won't be ever elected by the American people. At best, he'll be elected again by a 18th century system made to appease slave owners.

[@j.munday7913]

I do not want to be protected by a rapist. Thank you, no.

[@michellem-s1108]

👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

[@mikelarson7856]

Well I sure do hope Chicago Lawyer makes it to Four Seasons

[@virginiatyree6705]

😂😂😂

[@crisisalert3029]

I heard that's the mid-season 2 cliffhanger.

[@Alundil_55]

Dun dun

[@paulyricca3881]

👴🏻🥃 FIRST

[@paulyricca3881]

@@virginiatyree6705 👴🏻🥃 FIRST

[@richardvickrey4786]

HILARIOUS! As usual. Seth, you really are more funny & much better with your clever impressions as you get older. Keep up the good work! 💙

[@sherinameless1618]

🎶Every move you make, every breath you take, I will be protecting you.🎶 From the new Police/Trump song, "Cringe Weirdo"

[@ralphrae5316]

Good one!

[@lindalovatt5799]

Trump should be indicted for the 10 million from egypt too

[@thomashughes9542]

Bill Barr should be indicted for being complicit in trumps crimes

[@Thadmotor1044]

Senator Menendez found guilty for exactly that

[@thornyback]

And Kushner's billion dollars from Saudi-Arabia, allegedly swapped for the contents of one of the top-secret binders Trump took from the WH. Info on Israel's nuclear arsenal he sold to save Kushner's real-estate business.

[@thornyback]

It was so entertaining I had to watch it twice... but now I have to go breathe into a brown paper bag because I just remembered that Trump still polls at nearly 50/50 and has installed his people in election boards all over America so they won't confirm the results when he loses. They're prepping another coup attempt.

[@JVassago]

And that’s just what we know of. I imagine we only know about 1% of all the scams he had and has going on.

[@timc7037]

Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take Trump will be watching you

[@halleluyah757]

Bulls'Hit

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I can only hold both my middle fingers up for so long. Eventually he’ll just be sitting outside the windows of Ivanka’s house

[@TracyAdams-ry2fc]

Not cool using Sting’s song, sting is awesome!

[@rujutaparikh8449]

Seth, you’re literally killing me. Thanks. Love you.

[@jamesomahoney2181]

Cracks me up when he says American furniture is the best.. yet his Hotels are furnished with Chinese and India made furniture and everything else is too..

[@kellyrusso4816]

-and that he's bringing back the furniture making jobs.

[@dbrentski4800]

@@kellyrusso4816 Trump is an idiot! Trump has filed for Bankruptcy 6 times. Six times! and has been convicted on 34 counts of falsification of business records. He is unfit to run a country. Oh my bad, any country! 💙💙💙

[@sandrawilson8792]

All that formaldehyde.🕌⛩️🛋️🛏️ 👀

[@hugoo1549]

rtump is not a businessman. He's a salesman, selling you bullshit.

[@robotrix]

That he screwed the company that provided them out of their fee 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙

[@jonathanross149]

Trump speech sounds like a killer in a Lifetime movie trying to ease his victim into death.

[@KandyKoatedKrafts]

😱😳😱

[@KiloMintoni-kg4kn]

Scary stuff

[@duanecarroll8255]

Dr. Hannibal Lector will see you now....

[@RobertCronin-uj3ms]

Yes,. Creepy comment from a convicted sex offender.

[@Meltn6876]

It's exactly that if he wins.

[@LindaBirkholz-do5sn]

Trump has been doing this for years yet he's free

[@kellyroper5256]

Seth makes me literally lol everytime

[@floatingf8783]

Rudy got disbarred? To use a meme almost as aincent as he is, "Yes! YESSSSSS!"

[@Masada1911]

Even Stepven?

[@tarielkaroldan4106]

*ancient

[@paulnolan4971]

He will find another bar. IT'S RUDY ! 😁 That should be a segment with a jingle. It's RUDY lol yk cos he's so damn pathetic

[@stephensorensen4477]

How much sympathy do I feel for the trashy gnome? ZERO.

[@jeanneganrude8549]

@@tarielkaroldan4106I’m a spelling wonk too 😢

[@simoncrooke1644]

Wombats are awesome, unlike Rudy Giuliani.

[@ryandrew-tv7bg]

It's weird that Rudy's poops are also square though.

[@simonayers8033]

Fucking hell it’s it possible for the pumpkin king to get any creepier. You would think someone convicted of sexual assault would stay away from anything like that

[@shilohivy4590]

At this point it’s a game. How far can I take it and get votes.

[@johnholznagel3179]

To be fair he was not convicted of sexual assault, he was found liable of sexual assault, to which a judge responded "in any other jurisdiction it would be rape".

[@shannonmcstormy5021]

This is a guy who altered a weather map with a sharpie thinking that no one would notice. He's completely deranged, and an idiot.

[@matthewberryman6609]

​@@shannonmcstormy5021I forgot that. God damn he's mentally challenged.

[@RAFAEL-tn7md]

@@simonayers8033 He's yelling desperation at its highest twin peaks 🇺🇲💙🌊🙏🇺🇦🗽🗽🗽

[@SUPER_WOLFMOON]

How many trials do you have to have to say, "I don't get fair trials in New York."??? 😭

[@GrannieAnnieMB2024]

Narcissists ALWAYS have to be contrary, it is part of the illness and can't be therapied out ...

[@maironamakesstuff]

Personally, my anxiety went into overdrive when Trump announced he was running again, so I'm not really sure how he would be the cure lol

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

I had anxiety every day he was in office! Literally every day he was doing or saying something ridiculously absurd! I didn't think he was ever going to leave!

[@maargenbx1454]

I’m getting more nauseous by the day though. I don’t think I’ll sleep until this election is over, and that’s only if Harris wins. If Trump wins…🤢🤮

[@Kaleidescope66]

Same! My anxiety is through the roof right now! He terrifies me! F*cking lunatic!

[@chocolatechip12]

I remember 2017-2020. I was constantly losing sleep trying to keep up with the idiot's daily scandals and waking up in the middle of the night to check my news feed to make sure he hadn't started WW3.

[@Nancyr-x8o]

@@chocolatechip12 i remember, i felt the same way then, what the F has he done now. can’t stand that man, he needs to go away for good and i’ll be happy again and free of the worry of his malignant narcissistic tendencies

[@michaelj.beglinjr.2804]

Seth is the best political commenter on the airwaves.

[@koalasez1200]

Protector…wow, creepy like Cape Fear’s Robert De Niro. 🗳️💙🗳️💙

[@marvinmartin4692]

Surprised trump isn’t wearing a clown outfit while saying that he’ll protect women!

[@flowertrue]

Or Sideshow Bob

[@hitchensghost]

"Women don't need the government's protection, they need the trust of the people to make their own health decisions."

[@PhilDean-w9l]

That was a really good movie !! I don't think any woman would feel safe walking down a dark street with Donnie !!

[@trysometruth]

"Do you mind if I put my arm around you?" Sit back, just ignore the chart.

[@tipsfromtonia]

Thank you Seth for injecting some comedy into this ridiculous hellscape. You are a bright spot of every day!

[@larryschultz9184]

Trump's "I will be your protector" speech sounds like something a serial killer would say

[@aivijk]

Mafia..

[@michaelgillespie1206]

Sounds like it came straight out of "Silence of the Lambs."

[@charlesasmith7836]

Agree and creepy too

[@bil8647]

Stalker talk

[@terryt.1643]

Or at least a serial abuser would whisper to his victim.

[@charlotteryner6583]

I didn't know I was in danger, except from his draconian policies. 😮😮😮

[@frankmagadan-bv5dh]

Trump protecting women is like the Fox guarding the hen house.

[@stephenbuckley9940]

Trump protecting women is like being invited to dinner by Jeffrey Dahmer.

[@paolovantassel1989]

Trump protecting women is like hiring a sex offender to enforce laws against sex crimes. Literally.

[@RAFAEL-tn7md]

Those are the same words he told EJ Carroll while fingers were flying around

[@eliahabib5111]

You capitalized Fox because you are referring to the company not the animal. Right?

[@JLee-rt6ve]

Or Hannibal Lecter being your cook.

[@yvonnem9045]

Thanks for enabling closed captions. ❤

[@voryndagothDL]

I don't think the chart is feeling very "protected" right now, Trump needs to settle down and ask for consent first 😨

[@internetfamousdog]

sadly it's well established that Trump absolutely does not understand or care about consent 🙃

[@dbrentski4800]

@@internetfamousdog Totally: "grab them by the p*sy" ring any bells? How about this: Donald Trump has been accused of rape, sexual assault, and sexual harassment, including non-consensual kissing or groping, by at least 25 women since the 1970s. Jury finds Trump liable for sexual abuse, awarding E. Jean Carroll that was awarded on January 26, 2024, the jury (by the people, and not a judge) deliberated for three hours and awarded Carroll $7.3 million in emotional damages, $11 million in reputation-related damages, and $65 million in punitive damages, totaling $83.3 million to be paid by Trump for being liable for sexual abuse. The guy is a monster and is not fit to run a country. PERIOD!

[@robotrix]

He's always got to get "handsy" - even with imaginary inanimate objects.

[@Columbiastargazer]

I'm voting for Harris/Walz's light and hope not darkness and fear of the gop

[@Prague1810]

Go woke, go broke! Broke: Rudy, MyPillow Guy, Alex Jones.

[@DanielVagg]

They got woked 😂

[@bemasaberwyn55]

Mike pillow

[@uwsgrrrl9981]

Add Trump to the list of broke.😊

[@terryt.1643]

But they didn’t go woke…

[@DanielVagg]

@@terryt.1643 it's possible that you missed the joke on this one

[@joshbarrigada]

dearest seth, please continue to become more unhinged as reflected in this weeks batshit crazy closer look. I am here for it.

[@Dave.A.Hill.]

Wombat?! Whoever wrote that disgrace needs to look up wombats and realise how cute they are. Rudy *wishes* he could be one of them.

[@HairynosedWombat163]

I love our Wombats and comparing them to Rudy is way. way out of order.

[@Aysthete]

This is a slur to wombats! Wombats are the smartest marsupial. They spend the first two years of their lives with their mother, needing lots of attention and hugs, and then when they turn two they go through a period called "the turning" where they become incredibly aggressive and bitey and start fighting everything and that's when their mother kicks them out. On second thoughts, that does seem like an apt metaphor, I retract my objection.

[@prenks23]

Plus their poops are cube shaped! Which is super weird. Just like Rudy.

[@jimwind7589]

Sounds like a typical teenager

[@Zimani08]

This is Expert level jackaling. I bow to you. 🐾

[@joshyoung1440]

​@@Zimani08 what is jackaling?

[@Zimani08]

@@joshyoung1440 we jackals are the ones who watch Seth’s show with a high power magnifying glass, and correct him on the minutiae in his ACL rants. Then he reads them in Corrections on Thursdays. It’s sort of obsessive.

[@saintsgambit]

You know, you don't get a lot of chart jokes. I'm pretty happy with it.

[@MHW5678]

“I’m suing you for sexual assault” -The Chart

[@jessragan6714]

It's not just creepy, it's vague. "You'll be healthy, happy, and content." Okay. How? "I will be your protector." HOW???

[@katiekofemug]

Maybe it's "concept of a plan for nationally stalking women" ... ? Makes as much sense as anything else in his gibberish vomit.

[@joybodelay9679]

"Once I lock that cupboard door on you, you will be Protected."

[@jeffreycarman2185]

His cult wasn’t even into it… they’re behind him yawning and shifting in their seats…

[@Kaleidescope66]

This is great, but WHEN exactly will trump be in PRISON!???? Save Democracy Vote BLUE 🇺🇲 HARRIS WALZ 2024

[@armie4172]

I doubt he’ll ever see prison. House arrest in Mar-A-Lago is probably the most we could hope for. In our current system really impactful consequences for the Dumpster fire are few and far between.

[@lauraturner7048]

Trump gets sentenced on 26 November for the hush money crimes (34 felonies). His @$$ might get sentenced to jail…or community service. I’d almost rather the later…can you imagine? Trump picking up garbage while wearing an orange safety vest in Downtown Manhattan? I’d PAY to see this!

[@coyoteclockworkstudios3140]

A MAGA got mad at me today for asking what Trump's platform was. I told him he was proof of how stupid Trump was, because his campaign's shitty optics can't even inform his own voters.

[@GordianKnot-pg5dz]

👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼You are an official member 🎖 of James Carville's Rat F*cker Pack! And Much braver than I! Thank You! 🐀🇺🇲🐀

[@wadestclair249]

I'm surprised the MAGA Trumper didn't reply with " his platform is the thingy he stands on during his speech" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hugoo1549]

rtump is not a businessman. He's a salesman, selling you bullshit.

[@Rebelfire75]

Sailed right over his head.

[@paulgranberry67]

His platform is telling you He is your savior And Kamala is horrible! That's about it!

[@fotogeanick]

Millions of republicans WILL VOTE for Kamala! 💙💙💙

[@Nancyr-x8o]

@@fotogeanick yes they will. they are coming to us in droves. there’s 100,000 republicans for Harris. 250,000 republicans against trump. 600,000 polish people are voting for her and women, well we’re ALL gonna kick butt at the voting booth

[@abthedragon4921]

I honestly keep forgetting about Guliani since he's basically faded into irrelevance at this point.

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

2:04 Lol they used Who Let The Dogs Out last week in place of the Law and Order sound due to budget cuts.😂

[@Face2East]

UK here - I watch the monologue of most the US late-night hosts these days and find Seth to be the best regarding intelligence, creativity and acute delivery. And this was a prime example.👌 My other take away is , how the hell is the race still so close??!??

[@joes5096]

Media playing both sides to keep spending money

[@GrannieAnnieMB2024]

Paid for, in line with the hurricane markers?

[@wctrqn]

I totally agree with you about Seth 👍🏼 His A Closer Look is the best.

[@amadorcoreano8533]

Lmao loved that little fii t of convolution at the end, ps I need more of your Pachino please

[@rtpdq6977]

😂loved it!

[@Alilovichm0119]

Seth screaming into the void during the end credits is how a lot of people feel right now

[@sherinameless1618]

You women all know how Trump can make us feel happier, healthier, and less anxious, and it doesn't involve him protecting us . . .

[@LindaAlziebler-mt9qy]

Lol

[@dbrentski4800]

Seriously? Donald Trump has been accused of rape, sexual assault, and sexual harassment, including non-consensual kissing or groping, by at least 25 women since the 1970s. Jury, not a judge found Trump liable for sexual abuse, awarding E. Jean Carroll (that was awarded on January 26, 2024), the jury deliberated for three hours and awarded Carroll $7.3 million in emotional damages, $11 million in reputation-related damages, and $65 million in punitive damages, totaling $83.3 million to be paid by Trump for being liable for sexual abuse. Are you challenging this?

[@Nutty_commenter]

💯💯💯💙🌊

[@Nancyr-x8o]

@@sherinameless1618 yeah, without the threat of project 2025 hanging over our heads. i’ll feel protected and worry free when he’s gone

[@itspersonal3351]

Yes and men know as well. It’s not as if men aren’t negatively impacted by his draconian policies. People really need to think about the collateral damage and suffering the felon’s actions have caused many Americans. 💯🌊

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Cashmere? Classic. Thanks, always, for the first class laughs, Seth & Crew!

[@ClodomirGoncalves-m9g]

Son, how in the world did you not break character?? I’m still cracking up a few hours later 😂😂😂😂 BRAVO sir!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 peak Seth Meyer

[@DanSlaughter85]

If y'all know the truth mother Teresa is the worst example he could have used.

[@margaretwordnerd5210]

True. She warehoused suffering people in unsanitary hospitals with inadequate supplies, took pleasure in observing their suffering, and pressed them to abandon their faith for hers. While raising plenty of money that could have funded clean, well equipped hospitals.

[@julielockett1812]

Are you Donald trump

[@julielockett1812]

​@margaretwordnerd52d 12:31 10 said like a crazy female well nearly female trump supporter

[@margaretwordnerd5210]

@@julielockett1812 crazy? Eccentric. Dolt 45 supporter? LOL you missed by a mile. If you are not familiar with the rest of Mother Teresa's story, look it up before jumping to wild conclusions.

[@abbyboyone]

​@@julielockett1812she wasn't the saint people claimed she was. She made a lot of people suffer.

[@walternullifidian]

Trump is nothing but a bloviating blatherskite, and I expect his rants to continue to get more and more unhinged.

[@chrisjones5949]

Nice phrasing! Trying to activate your Gizmoduck suit? 😅

[@douchopotamus3755]

Did you have trouble understanding?

[@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121]

I'm shocked... there's a way for American politicians to accept money illegally?

[@chriswest6988]

There are a lot in fact! But there are also a lot of legal ways for them to accept unethical contributions, so usually they (and their shady benefactors) pick those.

[@brillstereodeck]

There is also a way to ask a foreign government to investigate a political opponent to obtain military aid, to help protect the possibility of an invasion… it’s called bribery… and a reason for impeachment.

[@Chichi-ld1eo]

Wonderful tonight, Seth! Thank you ❤️

[@JacobGood-t5s]

I find it very creepy that trumps creepy plea to women to vote for him did he put on his Halloween costume now and doesn’t know how to act while he’s in costume

[@paulyricca3881]

👴🏻🥃 FIRST

[@lastmonkstanding5717]

Now Rudy can focus on his hair care product endorsements.

[@paulyricca3881]

👴🏻🥃 I GOT A HAIR SYSTEM NOT A TOUPEE

[@bulletproofair]

Just For....Men?

[@HairynosedWombat163]

[@paulyricca3881]

@@bulletproofair 👴🏻🥃 MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR THE BUTTER AND EGG MAN.

[@emmaevans2253]

Please do a video titled "the crazy things the presidential candidates said this week" just to show a side by side of how ridiculous one candidate is!

[@jenniferneedham5514]

Excellent episode, almost spit my coffee out several times!!