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[@OctoganicAngel]

1:40 - 3:19 “We need you to kill some time” - the producers

[@LifeOfTheParty323]

Thank god. I skipped that boring shit.

[@scillaburton7160]

I'm dying at ur username 😂

[@Gazzaxxo]

You are a lifesaver!!!!! I can’t stand their overdone unfunny jokes which go on forever

[@OctoganicAngel]

Uh, khakis...

[@asp_eng24]

@Jake,from State Farm, at three in the morning?!? Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you!

[@AbhishekJ89]

#whyImsingle cuz I'm watching Random videos on KZbin rather than asking people out on a date😂

[@fearless4him595]

Abhishek Jha I don’t even know how to do it.

[@1rickopotamus]

Haha same,same

[@nitroxwolf2098]

It’s hard and no girls like me and am no social person The only thing I can say is hi how are you and that’s it

[@nishantsharma7436]

That and ur in India dude... There's no such thing as dating here

[@D_Dizzy_]

look up a KZbin video on how to ask someone out! #donedeal 😂

[@OliviaDavid444]

I can relate so much to the one with the ripped jeans 😂😂😂

[@nasselin94]

Olivia David thanks me, thank you lol

[@Ishtar90ify]

OMG! Me too 😆

[@r.p.4432]

Yeah I do the same thing 😂

[@mr.weaver7568]

Ladies please as a gentleman allow me to help with the situation!

[@makeeverythingsparkle1611]

I do the same thing with Capri jeans

[@CrankyNovelist7335]

I'm single because dating requires leaving the house.

[@OP-1000]

And talking... for hours! 😱

[@KaylaLS]

A common tragedy for people like us

[@fawnhogg8400]

online dating. arrange date at your house (remember to always have a friend come round too to be safe) tada no leaving lol

[@amanda5851]

Literally tho

[@flegmatika5758]

Oof, and lots of money.

[@merilpts]

When I was fifteen a very cute guy asked me if I was going to prom. I answered "no I don't really like any of the other students who are going there. Seems really boring" he said "oh. Okay." it took me 5 years to realize that he was asking me to prom.

[@mckayleem3098]

Méril poor guy😂 and poor you lol

[@blackdogbrown]

Wow. Epic fail. 😂😂

[@mercedesacosta5495]

That leg hair one: girl we all do that (but I’m also single so maybe that’s why) 😂

[@kristenness6034]

I never did that..... Maybe that's why I'm married 😜🤣

[@tamikasterling9241]

@@kristenness6034 so the message here is shave your whole leg so you get married instead of being single

[@kristenness6034]

@@tamikasterling9241 at the very least it can't hurt. 😁

[@MsSonnenschein93]

Same here, not single :D

[@thereisonlyonewright3040]

Since it's easy to be honest online here goes...I'm married and I've always shaved my legs. It actually irks me when my co-worker tells us she hasn't shaved her legs in months. Personally it strikes me as laziness the beginning of letting yourself go.

[@savannahkemper5509]

The Phantom of the Opera was born with his face deformed. His mother gave him the mask because she was ashamed of him. Then she sent him to a circus. Then he eventually became the phantom of the Paris Opera House. He didn't die at the end, he disappeared because he was heartbroken.

[@jaeyde4210]

Savannah Kemper In the book, he does die at the end.

[@savannahkemper5509]

F F Oh I'm going off of the musical, but that makes sense.

[@jaeyde4210]

Savannah Kemper The musical's ending is so cool, he just poof disappears~ They have to do it because they cut a major character out from the book, and he's who the Phantom goes to when he's dying... You know it's really long and complicated I'd suggest reading the book 😂

[@emmawright3504]

I think he dies in love never dies

[@merimar3]

@@emmawright3504 Spoiler Alert! ⚠ He does not die in Love Never Dies. Someone else does though... You should buy the Australian live musical recording off Amazon. It's quite good! I also saw it live.

[@BernadetteTeachesMusic]

1:02 this woman is a genius.

[@keithknight7119]

bernadette can you put a feedback comment on the cover on this new channel, would love to know if you like it - Keith (vocalist

[@BStop22]

I did that once in high school. Back when Uggs became big and I was rockin' my tiny Abercrombie, ripped jeans. LOL. #lazytotheextreme

[@nasselin94]

Bernadette Teaches Music that's me!! Thank you lol

[@sadiepohl3340]

I do that w capri leggings

[@foreveralo17]

Bernadette Teaches Music I thought every girl did this ?

[@klace20]

Trivia: the creators of Phantom of the Opera made the mask only cover half of his face because original designs didn't allow for theatre microphones

[@MagicofKeelanWendorf]

Kyle Lacey-Janetzki innovative! Still a unique look too

[@jankim3745]

I died when Jimmy asked *is this side of his face that good?*

[@krissid2003]

Next you can tackle Michael Jackson's one white sparkling glove mystery🤣

[@NailaGG]

He had vitiligo and the first discoloration starting on his fingers. So it was to cover up that up, but then it also became a fashion statement. That's what I've heard.

[@marcusavilbont5149]

In a featurette I saw on Phantom, Cameron Mackintosh said they thought it would be hard to emote behind a full mask. So they just cut it in half. Which, of course, later on, Michael Crawford still found it hard to sing Any P's in the mask, so one of the songwriters specifically put in the line "You little prying Pandora!" just to mess with Michael. Hahaha

[@BerishaFatian]

#Why Am I Single When I see a girl staring at me, I don't know how to get into conversation with her, so I pretend I'm not interested.

[@iuliacordus]

Just say hi :)

[@BerishaFatian]

In my country its not that easy as in america, if you go to a girl and say hi for no reason, she'll think you're a creep or a loser.

[@iuliacordus]

I'm not from America.

[@markwifey3612]

lord

[@BerishaFatian]

Yeah but in most countries people are basically the same, while in my country we are very unique

[@carolinaferreira9328]

My favourite segment of the show

[@crossroadsc-1378]

Same here!

[@Hollyweed1]

Hello beautiful

[@VaalMaakri]

Carolina Ferreira and

[@TrungPhan-cz3bi]

It’s basically a slightly creative version of YIAY by jacksfilms

[@GoldenPhil]

Timepoint 2:00 This is why the Roots are the best band on late night. Whenever Jimmy riffs, tells jokes or whatever, the band picks it up and plays something totally related or appropriate for the subject at hand at the moment 4:33. i.e. if a xmas reference, they would play a xmas song or if Jimmy makes a silly jokes the drummer would do a rim shot 3:36 (ta-dom-crash) . Also they only participate in any conversation if they are directly engaged by Jimmy. 5:23 Not whenever they feel like it. But on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Jon Batiste (the bandleader of Stay Human) The band is great but its Jon that is the issue, , all Jon does is yell into the mic during Colbert's monologue, play random piano chords or scales . Just so distracting and ruins the flow of the moment. Props to the Roots for being awesome - always. You guys rock.

[@YourMajesty143]

Yes! This! It's so effing annoying!! But lately, he's toned it down a bit. Still annoying tho. Also, Jay Leno's Kevin Eubanks and every single one of Ellen's DJs (including Tony and Twitch) are also great examples of great musical sidekicks.

[@phoebexxlouise]

I never would have noticed 2:00

[@MorganWallaceMusic]

I started liking this status, but then took my like away due to the Jon Baptiste digs

[@deborahtaylor3617]

You know they practice this skit before doing it on air. Still funny

[@hannah8jay]

“That is ruff.” MOST UNDERRATED PUN

[@mimiloves6575]

The one time a guy flirted with me I told him I was busy.. I was making a Facebook page for my 🐈#whyimsingle

[@Enyo_Gaming]

mimi loves The one time a guy asked me out, I nonchalantly said "No thanks, I'll pass" and walked away. Didn't realize what had really happened until afterwards 🙄

[@amberts180]

LOL you win!!

[@amelias6138]

#WhyImSingle I'm me. *laughs unenthusiastically* *cries*

[@flaurelmusic]

Mood af

[@M-ABDULLAH-AZIZ]

Same 😂

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

Same

[@kealagoggin6385]

Are you still single?

[@RetroJunk1987]

"There was a fire at his parent's house" 😂

[@sonamsherpa57]

All the singles here... put your thumbs up

[@25sergio06]

Sonam Sherpa why

[@LisaNaomi24]

👍👍

[@crystanick2697]

Orlando Guillermo why not?? Lol.

[@breezy30153]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@MountainHeightPeakMotivation]

Hiiiii single girl here 🙋🏻‍♀️ Any potential candidates that aren’t dbags?! 😇🙃

[@ellehuggins7885]

Right when you said the girl punched herself in the face with a quilt I dropped my phone on my face and got a black eye.

[@damienwaychester1527]

Elle Huggins #RIPeye

[@rebeccajoyner3858]

Somebody Take Jimmy Fallon to see Phantom of the Opera!!! Somebody!!!!

[@oliviacosta5521]

WorldChanger914 I was like "nuuuuuuuuuu" 😥

[@CarleeTietz]

I know right!!!! It pained me a little bit to see that he didn’t know.

[@Jill-ih9dq]

somehow I don’t believe he’s never seen it... isn’t he really active in the theatre scene in NY?

[@Adrian-gg4dr]

Rebecca Joyner James Corden should!

[@isabelmedina4389]

@@Adrian-gg4dr lol yes that would be so funny

[@joanna810]

“I ate a dog biscuit”.. “man that’s RUFF” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@2hazeleyes]

Jimmy: "I've never seen the play." Also Jimmy: "love phantom of the Opera"

[@Chris-kc6nv]

Love when Jimmy and Steve riff like that, hilarious 👌🏻🤣

[@TurtleTitan4Evah]

I love how they don't even acknowledge how long of a tangent they went on 😂😂 I love these segments so much

[@ClarinetGirl62]

"I love Phantom of the Opera" Doesn't know/remember anything about it xD

[@CriticaLxThoughX]

The «that is rough!»-pun after the dog bisquit story was sadly ignored...

[@luckyjasonfan]

CriticaLxThoughX That's Ruff!! 😘🐕

[@kayleighsmith1974]

I laughed because I'm sad

[@flaurelmusic]

I laughed

[@gracelinhthuy]

Oh jimmy. You never fail at making people laugh. We love you jimmy Fallon 💕😁

[@kidchalleen4250]

To listen to him try and explain the plot of Phantom of the Opera to Jimmy, is one of my all time favorite Jimmy Moments.

[@thesilvershining]

He’s ridiculous 😂

[@Ella-zf2tq]

“There was a fire at his parents house?” 😂

[@charisehickey9776]

Ella Marisol the last part is “and he moved into the subway?????” And it KILLED me! I laughed so hard

[@trexaz19]

That "I don't remember" at @4:28 is perfectly timed comedy, after so much build up

[@thejanusproject32]

I love how he laughed in the beginning of his pep talk hahahaha

[@totalcodehero]

thejanusproject32 Like he was trying to start, but just kept laughing.

[@reneewashington8010]

I absolutely love the tangents they go off on.....❤

[@debbiegross3136]

You make my day every single that! That includes all of you! Jimmy, Higgins, & THE ROOTS!!!! 🤙🏻

[@crystalsherman8896]

I like how jimmy and the guy at the microphone go on these off course talks

[@zeldas_lullaby]

"Yeah the side of his face got burned or something." "That doesn't mean it's missing!" Lmao

[@Allagi22]

Idk how Jimmy Fallon could live in NYC his entire adult life and never see Phantom of the Opera. Maybe it was hard to get tickets, ya know it's only been on Broadway for 28 YEARS!

[@FatNebraskaMom]

I've so done that.....with the quilt. 💯

[@beatlequeen06]

It's good to know the green screen budget didn't go to waste.

[@MehOMy]

beatlequeen06 I was wondering if I was the only person who thought that was odd.

[@GratitudeJane]

It's a call back to the Shia Lebeouf 'do it' motivational speech meme. That's why the screen is green. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

[@GratitudeJane]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/kInWgnSOrcSUpZI

[@frolickinglions]

Thanks! That makes sense now, although admittedly I only watched a few secs of the link coz Shia seems cuckoo & was way too shouty.

[@MisterGravelrama]

Jack J Johnson HA! Oh man thanks for the reference, i was wondering too & that makes it so much better!

[@JessicaGuerra8]

That whole phantom of the opera digression has me CRYINNNNGGGG

[@GTanya07]

that first tweet is me af

[@nathanmatusek9244]

apple fritter?

[@sin90950]

Tanyahachi 07 i thought i was the only who does that.

[@Joshcoshbagosh]

why? WHy would ANYONE care if you are getting fast food alone? Literally everyone does that

[@Espen_Larsson]

Unfair advantage for you guys to have Fallon on your team! Good luck in the Olympics from Norway❤️

[@je1455]

I'm obsessed with Phantom of the Opera... And that was my favorite part of this clip. I died laughing 😂😂😂

[@IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

Me too!!!!!

[@SR-er8sd]

"you're the best, so be the best and beat the best" that's a good quote

[@lillianfolsom6741]

The phantom is still alive at the end of the movie. This is proven by the rose seen on Christine's grave by Raoul. They all lived to be very old.

[@theodorapantelich2535]

But I think the Phantom dies at the end of the original book, right?

[@lillianfolsom6741]

Theodora Pantelich I haven't read the book, but maybe. I just know from the movie that he lived to be as old as Raoul at least.

[@lesefreak17]

and you also have the second musical ‚love never dies‘ where the phantom, christine and raoul all meet again 10 years later

[@jaeyde4210]

Lillian Folsom The second musical is not canon. Phantom dies at the end of the book, and Christine and Raoul go off North to escape from everyone and live in solitude

[@lillianfolsom6741]

The rose seen on Christine's grave was from the phantom, if it wasn't from him why did Raoul act surprised and who else would have put it there? EXPLAIN THAT

[@thedeguguru5485]

“Your the best so be the best!!!” Jimmy, considering you made all that up on the spot that line wasn’t all that bad🙌🏻

[@raveenaramnani8300]

Cut the crap and get straight to the next tweet!!

[@TiffanyVangelo123]

Raveena Ramnani for real! You're not funny! Stop forcing the comedy.

[@t.arynparker]

Raveena Ramnani true

[@ralfjones6135]

No wonder its 6 minutes video

[@skillful101]

The best parts are between the tweets.

[@1aa2aa3GiRl]

Don't like it? Don't watch it.

[@littlebellaballoo]

The conversations they have are exactly the same type of conversations my best friend and I have.

[@jennifer9084]

He needs to see Phantom of the Opera! If they were rereleasing Phantom of the Opera this would've been a creative way to promote it.

[@ZeppelinPietrPryor]

Jennifer A I mean he lives in New York and the musical’s been on Broadway for 30 years

[@annaguennel3867]

"what happens at the end" "doesn't he get married?" "no I think he gets burned alive" Me: basically the same thing

[@springysloth1186]

Anna Guennel well said. 😂

[@jennifergross3506]

I laughed so hard at that joke it made me grateful I read that far into the comments.

[@merlinalexander1698]

instead of wasting time by dragging useless jokes, they could've used that time to read more tweets.

[@assmane999]

They didn't have any more good ones, hence why they kill time like that to fill it out.

[@Tokalafox]

Yeah that is really annoying when they waste time on someone's twitter name, not the first time this has happened. More tweets would have been much better.

[@starlinguk]

No way, I love it this way.

[@merlinalexander1698]

i know! i don't find any comments of that old guy funny..!

[@merlinalexander1698]

i guess not everyone has the same sense of humour then....:)

[@baileypurcell8349]

I’m over here screaming the answers to the Phantom Questions

[@janeaustell3004]

I love how he totally forgot about the hash tag & went in the Phantom tangent 😂

[@SarahM-rz6wu]

The leg hair one was my FAVORITE!! I DIED!

[@kaihu2261]

Lol. The Shia LeBeouf peptalk !

[@monicajolley8427]

Kai Hu what is that from?

[@nerdycatmom3055]

I like going on Twitter and looking at other people's tweets and hope my favorite ones end up on the show. Am I the only one who does that?

[@Koooo4]

And thats why you're single

[@jomontanee]

koooo34, DOPE! LOL.

[@lonernaet5112]

I wanna try it lol 😂

[@whoopwhoopwhoop6509]

They took the phantom joke too far...just got boring

[@elizabethcrawford2128]

whoopwhoop whoop LIIEESS!! You can never go to far with Phantom

[@montseservin1306]

it was hilarious

[@janicemancine6756]

whoopwhoop whoop

[@HouseMDaddict]

Daniel R Nixon eh...it was boring for theatre ppl too

[@TianazBryant24]

Ha your username

[@barbaro267]

The Phantom got half of his face burned at his parent's house LOL!!

[@GTanya07]

DO IT!!! JUST DO IT!!!!

[@monicajolley8427]

who is he pretending to be? i am pop culture clueless- but it is funny!

[@TheMasterFFC]

Shia LaBeouf: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kInWgnSOrcSUpZI

[@andrewpappas9311]

I was cracking up during that part , when he said "I NEED YOU TO SKI" I honestly thought it looked like he was humping the air

[@huddi94]

I love how the last scene is shot in front of a green screen, allowing for easy editing and spread of this LaBoeuf-esque meme.

[@acapps6341]

Because I'm straight up crazy. Runs on both sides of the family.

[@mcdougalvalentine5801]

Same.

[@mariahwaldroup9694]

His pep talk was so beautiful it made me cry😭😭😂😂

[@mamarha2011]

I love how ppl complain about the conversation in between tweets. I think it's hilarious!

[@heatherallingham7120]

I hear you...I love the banter...that's why I watch 🤣

[@thesilvershining]

I do too, lol

[@nishka.777]

Thanks Simon Cowell for sending in that I laughed at this more than required

[@dhlee4646]

I died at the whole "Phantom" conversation. also hard to believe no one saw the movie or play

[@caerathornton]

OMG your fails on Phantom are making me laugh and cry at the same time. lol

[@dragongem124]

I spent 5 minutes explaining the story of the Phantom in detail to Jimmy, who was on pause. #WhyImSingle

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

that's actually a pretty fucking adorable story :)

[@thesilvershining]

This made me smile 😆

[@chelseykate14]

Quest’s laugh is why I love these

[@emloughh5]

Every girl does the shave only where there are holes in our pants hahaha

[@Ori0987]

Emily Lough no only nasty bitches

[@frootloops2834]

Lmao relatively true

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

Amen sister

[@heathermiller5765]

I shave all leg hair, so no not me lol XD

[@mackenzieharper5845]

Gross hell fucking no!! Number one, I find it to be a waste of money to buy pants with holes in them, that's just stupid!! And number 2, I'm a huge OCD neat and clean freak from my personal hygiene to how I keep my apartment so I'm on a shave every other day at MOST schedule in the mornings when I shower and sometimes every day!! It's just extremely fucking nasty to do it any other way!!! 😫😫😫

[@refilwekome9485]

Love Jimmy's voice

[@thesilvershining]

Me too

[@lochtessmonsterxoxo]

"There was a fire at the Paris Opera House and he's ashamed of it." "There was a fire at his parent's house--"

[@MagicofKeelanWendorf]

This is a great round of hashtags. Some weeks you get one or two good ones, this week had a ton!

[@dlrico]

I'm here watching KZbin videos instead of being out and meeting people. #WhyImSingle

[@mxzombiexx]

That whole Phantom of the Opera tangent made me happy

[@celeryg66]

Jimmy's why I am single. I like to go off on tangents and can barely come back , lol

[@brittanywise8512]

As a Phan, I loved the Phantom bit. 😂😂😂😂

[@missg.5940]

Hi a year later. What did happen at the end? Glad 2020 nearly over?😳😷🇨🇦🇺🇸

[@emilytalerman3567]

Omg them trying to get through Phantom😂

[@DivaDelgado128]

Omg, I friggen love the Shia Lebouf video of him doing that. Hilarious.

[@BernadetteTeachesMusic]

1:03 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@annaplaitis9388]

OMG I'm literally doing my English project on the Phantom of the Opera while watching this

[@marisolbloomfield6615]

The phantom of the opera part is funnier than the actual tweets!!

[@AsianTankPilot]

Only a few laughs for “that is ruff!”... dude’s a genius. Haha

[@NickRoman]

"What happens at the end of Phantom of the Opera? Do they get married?" "I think he burns alive." that was the best transitional retort.

[@miaclarke6489]

1:14 I’m dying because of that noise😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🙃

[@Tropicocitwo]

I loved that phantom of the opera bit XD I miss Jimmy's spontaneous random stuff

[@reddeathrenegade]

Jimmy getting distracted and completely off topic is so me with my friend

[@DougHanson2769]

I'm single because I like Phantom of the Opera and Love Never Dies. Oh boy

[@addisonhunt2066]

Doug Hanson I Love phantom of the opera but and the music of love never dies but I kinda hate the story line rauol is my favorite character in phantom of the opera

[@Jill-ih9dq]

If that ain’t a mood 🙏

[@lindacarmignani1183]

I can relate 😂😂

[@IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

I loved the phantom of the opera jokes!!!!!🤣😂

[@allanjoarder27]

I am single because I cant ski like the way Jimmy does.

[@musafir_guitar]

Pep talk - laughter riot, thanks man.

[@damienmccue2793]

Anybody catch "it was ruff"

[@SariTheOneAndOnly]

Now I have to see Shia's 'just do it!' clip again 🤣🤣

[@samriddhi43]

I too shave only the exposed parts of my legs while wearing ripped jeans. 😅

[@nasselin94]

Samriddhi Sharma I'm so glad I'm not alone!!

[@LastbutNotFirst]

i only wear ripped jeans because im poor

[@sydneyhall4239]

Anyone who does that it lying, if your shaving you might as well do it all and how would you know exactly where to shave??? makes no sense

[@samriddhi43]

Well because we've worn those pants before.

[@nasselin94]

Sydney Hall I put the jeans on first obviously

[@pravinrj17]

3:48 THIS PUN OMG OMG "THAT IS ROUGH" as in that is ruff cause dog biscuits RECOGNIZE THE GENIUS PLEASE!

[@brittney3469]

It's pretty straight forward. Guys want sex and I don't. lol #WhyImSingle

[@mknt5549]

Brittney Johnson or just sleep with them on the first date or just be fwb's. Not about that life

[@wyliecoyote7822]

Brittney Johnson What's sex?

[@breannepolzot1442]

💯 right

[@Gigglegal320]

Omg same here!!

[@ImPsychoMikey]

Brittney Johnson not funny at all gtfo here

[@hilariousness6644]

I used to put the shower on when the delivery guy arrived and called out, 'the food's here!' towards the direction of the bathroom. Just so it looks like I'm sharing when I actually live alone.

[@teddng1828]

"I DON'T REMEMBER" 😂

[@sarahcaitlyn88]

I love the effort of figuring out the phantom of the opera... I'm sitting here with every answer 😳😅

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

Jimmy is too cute!

[@JesusPulledMeThrough]

Southern Oregon Cat Mom Too cute & too silly. Love him!

[@russianbot5554]

JUST DOOOOO ITTTTT!!!! You said tomorrow yesterday!! JuuuuuUUST DO it lololololololol

[@AlinaTowers]

"You're mom must be hot then," could be actually kind of a quirky cute pickup line.

[@rachelwinberry1271]

Plaster of PARIS! Cuz that’s where he is... 🤣🤣🤣