Fallout 2 - Low Intelligence Speech Checks

Compilation Of Fallout 2's Low Intelligence Dialogue Options With Talking Heads & Other Funny Moments
List Includes: Low Intelligence Dialogue With Sulik, Arroyo Village Elder, Knight Arthur, Lynette In Vault City, Talking With Sgt Dornan, Funny Dialogue With Myron, Low Intelligence Questing In NCR & Tandi

[@honpolyo]

that enclave guard was legitimately a good guy trying prevent the chosen one from putting him and his guys in a situation where they'd have to kill him.

[@Adrian2140]

Not exactly sure good guy is the best way to describe him. I think they were trying to establish a presence on the mainland. Constant patrols kill anyone that come close so when someone actually makes it there and survives to tell what they saw it sends a message - stay out. Either that or he just wanted to avoid writing action reports with everyone that approaches the gate.

[@honpolyo]

@@Adrian2140 mmNAAaah, he's a good guy. And those reports of killings are clearly just NCR propaganda.

[@zacharyramirez5953]

Adrian I know they don’t even warn you they just shoot at you right away, you could be a low level, mid level, pr high level, and they’d be the hardest encounter in the game. Sometimes they even make fun of you as they kill you!

[@jish4062]

@@zacharyramirez5953 i remember the first time i wiped out a patrol. probably had like 5-6 dudes in it, killed them all with cassidy and marcus. it felt amazing

[@qwertyerror601]

many accounts and holotapes or texts actually show that many in the enclave did believe they were the bew soldiers guarding an america they helped recreate. Only the special soldiers on missions and officers or scientists knew what they were really doing. In New Vegas, the reunion of the Enclave Remnants has surviving members of Navarro yet they are still loyal

[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

“Most people have evil spirits, you, you have stupid spirits.” Relatable.

[@EpicMinecraftFail]

*stoopid spirits

[@SlavicCinnamonRollie556]

man im laughing so hard

[@autobotCRSHR]

@@EpicMinecraftFail stooped speer... Its...*

[@frankenweeny8785]

"Go see shaman. Get big hole in head. HUGE!"

[@salehjebreel6168]

@@frankenweeny8785 huh me don't want hole

[@elijahh2220]

The elder tries so hard to make sure you understand her omg

[@andreas8488]

Shame, but it is actually cute because she is the Chosen One 's (player character) mother.

[@hyndquart5241]

@@andreas8488 what

[@Alexandre8957inika]

@@andreas8488 grand mother actually, she's the vault dweller's daughter

[@zacoman2225]

@@hyndquart5241 Uh?

[@ultra-papasmurf]

@@Alexandre8957inika Still mother actually Vault dweller Eldar Chosen One

[@KayttakaaHumehia]

Oh lovely. They've sent me a MO-RON.

[@Ironmaidenportugal]

but he sounded nicer, i mean he didn't scream much at the moron. He knows that moron people are more compliant than smart people, so he didn't bother doing the war face.

[@tardwrangler]

Uh

[@AronHel1]

@@Ironmaidenportugal umm duh

[@eliteasriel4591]

1:56

[@garleon8883]

@@AronHel1 ah?

[@DeadEyeAlex]

"That must be your IQ number, not your vault" 🤣

[@mnicolas9742]

Fucking savage 😂😂😂

[@Local_commentor]

13 iq sounds fun

[@Medichips-ws5oj]

Me from vault 101 make me smart right

[@kylos1999]

@@Medichips-ws5oj Just all around average actually since the average is 100

[@kiandocherty3589]

@@kylos1999 Eh it`s closer to 90 and IQ can really mean squat, only good as a general indicator. It also struggles to measure edge cases (think 140 IQ and Up or 70 and below)

[@TenWolf-wb7pc]

That enclave soldier deserves a medal. He's obviously upset but notice how he never attacks you and tries his best to make you leave. I wish more RPGs had this writing

[@Caldera01]

Including Fallout nowadays.

[@TheHadesHP]

Why Do I feel an Red Vs Blue impression with him ? xD

[@gabrielaceituno7801]

*need pass get inside*

[@JustinCage56]

You can actually meet an officer on base who's sympathetic towards a low intelligence player since he has a sibling with special needs. It was moments like that which made me wish the Enclave wasn't so mustache twirling as the game depicts them as.

[@pol8808]

@@JustinCage56 Arcade Gannon and the remnants from NV prove it best, Enclave High Command are the mustache twirling asshats, while some of the lowers are redeemable or good people fighting for the wrong cause, not all of them, but a large chunk

[@OuterRimPride]

I also appreciate that the Shaman actually cuts the crap when he's 100% sure your monkey brain won't understand his cryptic metaphors.

[@wirelad2007]

CRYPTIC METAPHORRRRRR

[@unsuzherif2337]

Uh?

[@imbaroud5273]

​@@unsuzherif2337nuh uh?

[@keithstone8693]

Just throw grenades at me @@wirelad2007

[@HopeyDiamond]

@@wirelad2007 the raven on my head thirst for blood!

[@yurgenization]

“Uh” Marcus:”you wanna fight me?” “Uh” Marcus: “take your best shot “

[@TheKratoKiller]

G- Master Uggie 😂😂😂😂

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

It seems like he knows what he's saying

[@paulperc3047]

IKnowGunFu I mean he deals with super mutants that talk like that all the time so I guess so

[@22metrid]

@J N Morgan indeed

[@bearandthebull2372]

@The Nova renaissance Tbf,when you have "siblings" that speak worse than that you tend to learn their speech better.

[@windwind3170]

In modern Fallout games every dialogue is written for Low Intelligence characters.

[@skeletor5905]

Written *by* Low Intelligence characters.

[@nunothedude]

Hahahaha

[@nillynush4899]

under rated comment

[@thatguy555]

They don't even have dialogue in fallout 76

[@ethananderson2327]

Yeah a voiced player was a terrible idea

[@GVideos09]

"What do you want, human?" "Uggie."

[@Squard25]

😂

[@YataTheFifteenth]

surprised man just didn't smack the CO's ass then and there.

[@encross8058]

Wubba

[@Feningor]

8:51

[@reastmanable]

The village elder doesn't get angry with the chosen one, she's been dealing with your idiocy her entire life. She's already accustomed to having to spell things out for you, the details in this game man.

[@isaiahlozano5301]

probably because she raised that kid, she's getting too old for this crap

[@ABusFullaJewz]

The low intelligence dialogue with Torr will never not be funny

[@kharnifex]

Like two babies communicating telepathically

[@danolix]

groog talk best talk

[@alvindzaki6085]

Uh! (Greetings! My name is Jane I come from a village where most of my people were killed, raped, and kidnapped by unknown beings. I hope you a very happy day!)

[@jakestan1185]

Time stamp

[@boundc.napalm3084]

@@jakestan1185 8:54

[@TheOneShotWunda]

I love how the chat with Torr turns into such an eloquent dialogue in the parentheses when you’re on his level of intellect

[@aiden-sy3ex]

the dipshit cant

[@spartanwar1185]

These gentlemen cannot be understood by mere mortals

[@pughug545]

Hunh

[@James-oj6ru]

Plot twist: 1 IQ is literally people with their left hemisphere damaged rather than being a total dumbass _Another fun fact: that part of the brain is also largely responsible for for interpreting visual information and spatial processing_

[@december12twok12]

Uhh. (I am veritably in agreeance with you. Rare is it to meet someone of eloquence in this day and age with such appreciation of the finer, simpler things.)

[@markmarkson1064]

5:05 Child of Nature, how could we put such a burden on your shoulders. This always stood out to me as a fantastic line. First, it's beautiful, secondly, it indicates that Arroyo is so desperate that they send a complete idiot as their last hope.

[@ColonDee.]

This. Aways felt Hakunin's moments were a bit overlooked.

[@Niktheman74478]

“Uhh?”

[@adrianaslund8605]

The very underrated game Outcast also had this sort of dialogue that evidenced that the speaker had a different worldview on a spiritual level. Their word for death was "to return" its good worldbuilding.

[@chrisdiaz4876]

"Child of Nature" hilarious, I'm gonna use that.

[@Jebu911]

I mean the dude might be dumb as a toddler and have no charisma but he is probably built like a bodybuilder with surprising amount of dexterity and durable like a tank so there probably were even worse options.

[@ChocolateMilkmanTrue]

I wonder how these people feel knowing that their lives were saved by a guy who doesn't know what a casino machine is.

[@encross8058]

Urrr

[@corsojames]

Nuh?

[@thatboyakira4202]

Casin- uh??

[@bigloser5104]

cusinoh have scary robot, me no want help cusinoh

[@gas-masksoldier6624]

@@bigloser5104 Cusinuh big robot ebil ( I shall not help but never visit again that dirt building full of ignorants that spend their money in slot manchines and rigged games, my understand is proceded by the laws of my own morality that I will not assistance a corporation with such a pointless use like gambling, Goodnight Sir.)

[@anToha_UA]

"Bye-bye!" - Best words to say to a dying person

[@TheBreakingBenny]

And Hakunin seems rather worried that the Vault Dweller's grandchild doesn't understand a thing of it.

[@imapleb4956]

Its sort of sad, cause it kind of shows that the chosen one doesn’t necessarily understand the implications of death, like most clinically retarded people or a child

[@ThankYouVeryLittle]

@@imapleb4956 Damn Now Instead Of Laughing At The Funny Low Intelligence Dialogue I'm Sad

[@nathanalexander5598]

@@imapleb4956 I believe the low intelligence characters in fallout 1 & 2 isnt actually dumb at all just unable to speak

[@bushmg1061]

@Nathan Alexander The only way he or she could _really_ be dumb is if the player was

[@THEREALBLU13]

4:47 I love how he gives up halfway through and just drops the high speech act and talks simpler

[@nirvanic3610]

amazing

[@mr.braindead8151]

Holy way to make him talk normally holy crap i never thought.

[@theroaringlioness2435]

I need to play this game asap

[@EdxSarxNatxChoc]

I know, if you're not dumb, he keeps talking in that dialect and the chosen one is pissed at that fact. Just for that, I love playing the dumb guy, albeit a very hard playthrough, but still relatively fun.

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

Your pfp is very slightly cursed lmao

[@supertna9154]

Fallout 2 has the best dialogue in fallout history.

[@pooplooser6497]

I can never get pass the ants

[@AlithAnar]

Poop Looser64 Make a character woth high agility and intelligence only

[@hotdoh9325]

@@pooplooser6497 Big F mate cuz the game is fantastic! There are save editors if you want to cheat your way through. There are a ton of walkthroughs on youtube. You could turn down the difficulty levels. I've played it for a long time; I'd be happy to answer any questions about the game.

[@pooplooser6497]

@@hotdoh9325 I don't cheat On the first playthrough

[@pooplooser6497]

@@hotdoh9325 ok, for real, the trouble I'm having with is hitting the enemies. I keep dying to the ants in two to three hits. If not the ants it's the feckin rad Scorpions

[@michaelscott-joynt3215]

"Are you a water chip?" This game let you play as Ralph Wiggum.

[@EddieSpaghetti555]

>What do you want, human? >Uggie. I don't know why that's so funny.

[@OzgeKatip]

"that must be your iq on your jumpsuit" more savage than a pack of non-talking deathclaws

[@nozulani]

özge naber

[@jackb.207]

Huan?

[@DuelerIsKing]

I love that the male elder just drops his style when he realizes you're too dumb to appreciate it. xD

[@spicyair710]

I love how surpirsed the village elder is that the Chosen One with a total 5 brain cells managed to repair a massive cargo ship and infiltrate one of the most advanced military organizations in the world.

[@Kspice9000]

To be fair, they probably had no idea what they were doing nor could have even anticipated the outcome.

[@archivarka1376]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MountainisFullofDragons]

Fi - vuh... bron?

[@alexwhite3830]

I believe with 1 intelligence you dont have to repair the cargo ship. Some other character helps you with that

[@DanielDangerous]

Well, he is the chosen one

[@greenboy864]

Me good fighter kick ass

[@ThwartAbyss54]

Im gonna play a low intelligence game just to make that old lady proud

[@viktorkloucek8898]

It is an interesting gameplay, you pretty much destroy anything in your path, but some quests are blocked since people either don't want to talk to you or their dialog option is very limited. My char was a retarded boxer, the punishment he gave to Frank Horigan was a sight to behold. Have fun ;-)

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

@@viktorkloucek8898 Is there any different dialogue when you have low intelligence?

[@martianimperialcouncil9194]

@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 Yes... this is what the video is showing...

[@arielrodrigoramirezreyes7133]

@@martianimperialcouncil9194 uh-huh me don't get it

[@KOKelly]

@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 ugg

[@unoriginalperson72]

The enclave trooper just disappears Amazing

[@-Trauma.]

The character was so stupid he did one of those Anime...falling down....things.

[@RTr-nw1fj]

he just gave up on the stupidity

[@darkravenbest8970]

I think he wlaked away from the camera towards the chosen one, to explain to him more clearly.

[@Itsjp0613]

Ur likes was in 3 6s I changed it for u👍👍👍

[@Tgungen]

I thought it meant how the Chosen One walked passed him and only reappeared when he catch up to him

[@AmbassadorofBruh]

I love how when you speak with Torr, another low intelligent creature, the dialogue in parenthesis sounds highly sophisticated and smart

[@pughug545]

Un-hunh me dont get it

[@volition142]

Peple stuped, no undy stan torr or jens, Ned par-in-te-c to here in hed. Par-in-te-c mak s mart spek stuped, idit undy stan stuped

[@kevray]

@@pughug545 ooga booga (my dear friend, he refers to our high intellect, our grasp on reality, and our hopes and dreams. He is alluring to life itself which we are a blessed part of. Praise the vault!)

[@pughug545]

@@kevray ugh huh wuh. Yurrghh!!!

[@starwolfcyberlight4546]

@@kevray Ugh-uh huh(Oh dear me, I gladly do not understand what was given from this fine gentlemen, also aren't we supposed to be non-intellectuals? well I'm quite fond of people not understanding our language, very well then I must agree to your statements even though I have little to no knowledge to what you speak of.)

[@tacotaco1239]

I’m genuinely surprised at how civil that Enclave soldier was.

[@eagleye2893]

Unoriginal comment. But from what I can gather in another comment. The High Ranking Enclave Officers are the Evil ones. The Grunts like Dornan, Johnson, and Gannon are Good People fighting for the Wrong Side.

[@deceptiveauto]

The armory guy is also really nice and says that your condition isn’t your fault and that he has a brother just like you.

[@commietearsdrinker]

Specially considering it's Dornan.

[@masterexploder9668]

I think Dornan knows it's pointless to verbally roast a mentally retarded person. Life is already tough enough for them.

[@waypoint732]

They could be xenofobic Patriots but they're not some kind of Monster

[@makaylakraus1897]

"you are truly a child of nature"

[@Tom-zc9gs]

"ME WANT WORLD PEACE ME WANT WORLD PEACE" I dunno why but I just burst out laughing at that one

[@fish-zn4mm]

Fallout: Neanderthal

[@mLj0011]

Blurple “Hunh?”

[@WolfhoundMercenary]

@@mLj0011 "Unga" *shamble off*

[@saenskur2825]

Fallout: Primal

[@user-tb5xn2de8z]

Yu ugalie

[@brandonvortex995]

Funny enough the descendants of modern people become a tribals they reverted back into Cavemans

[@brunoblivious]

"Most people have evil spirits. You? You have stupid spirits." Lol

[@SlamifiedBuddafied]

6:15 when you're just trying to die but the Chosen One ate all the crayons.

[@aspice8266]

Im dying 😂

[@samlevy9897]

So is he

[@cosmicdarker7045]

Its so cute that the enclave guard tried to keep the chosen safe.

[@jabberw0k812]

"Do your best, child." Haha. That was heartbreaking.

[@seanThree16]

thats interesting they make the village elder already know youre dumb and try to help you understand. I had no idea that happens.

[@OysterBoyo]

Well, she's the Chosen One's grandmother/mother, so it's obvious she already knows you're stupid.

[@axis5519]

@@OysterBoyo Mother, to be exact

[@OysterBoyo]

@@axis5519 thanks

[@partricklambaste1235]

The poor woman had to raise you, of course she knew how you could get

[@crackersphdinwumbology2831]

5:05 the sheer empathy of this line always makes me a little emotional, like.. yeah, it's super fucked up that the village basically picked the idiot and forced him out into the wasteland to die, basically.. and now he's their only hope. such a twist of fate

[@AntoniOrszykowski]

When they all imprisoned and think it cannot get any worst and then main simpleton happen.

[@madelinemcmillan4020]

Poor "Jens"

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

And the only reason for that is the main character being born, not some special skills or talents, just being a descendant of the great Vault Dweller

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

9:23 "Me Miss MOM. Jens Miss ARR-YO. Me want go home" It's the little dialogue like that which really paints a tragic picture for low intelligence characters.

[@maestrofeli4259]

sad

[@grundierungtaglich6241]

Low intelligence Chosen One is like a little kid with a strong burden on his back.

[@user-ms5tq1dh7i]

@@grundierungtaglich6241 i wonder if he even knows what he's supposed to do without us controlling him.

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

The more i think about it, the weirder it feels. Like, even in normal society, a person like that would get abused as fuck, except here, hed be able to find help and survive. But in the wasteland? There is litteraly no hope for him, hes a walking corpse without those muscles, if he has any muscles to use instead of brain.

[@imapleb4956]

The shaman’s dialogue about how they were cruel to task him with what hes been tasked with and calling him child of nature is quite sad as well

[@dizzyaviator3853]

"No not shiny pretty"

[@dizzyaviator3853]

@@Fenrigalo shhhhh

[@c0nstantin86]

The way he speaks... I was always fascinated by him...

[@randomfox12245]

The Elder has such an interesting nuance with a low int character. She's known the chosen one for their entire life. She knows how he was around the village, being too rock stupid to even string two coherent words together. And yet she still sends them out because they're a descendant of the Vault Dweller. You can just hear how mildly hopeless she feels when interacting with him, especially in the enclave prison.

[@Naruku2121]

She's also the Chosen One's mom to boot. Given how she was raised and study so much in her youth only to have a child like that that's so hopelessly inept. She just had to accept it and guide him or her as effective as she can.

[@concept5631]

​@@Naruku2121Seems she succeeded

[@snosibsnob3930]

@@Naruku2121I like to think that the vault dweller in this timeline was equally stupid so she just kinda thought “welp it worked the first time we might as well”

[@thefoxoflaurels3437]

Myron's dialogue with a low-Int high-Cha woman Chosen One is one of the most vile things put in a video game. Fallout 2's attention to detail is incredible.

[@f.7407]

Yeah he literally gets you drugged and proceeds to rape you

[@bat6684]

@@f.7407 wait fr?

[@jhonwick1856]

@@bat6684 yeap, first time?

[@a.k8185]

Kill bad man before bad man kills you

[@devinward461]

@@a.k8185 simple words but flawless logic

[@jerichohill487]

"damn jarheads are getting dumber by the hour" Oh God I died. As an Army guy this killed me.

[@AutocraticAnarchy]

I like how the Elder, though she's completely aware of your severe mental handicap and accommodates it in her speech, nonetheless correctly infers that if you've made it all the way there to rescue them then you can _absolutely_ "kill bad men. kill everybody"

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

The Slot machine dialogue is funny af XDDDD "Are you water chip", "you on strange mutant" jsjsjsjs

[@Blockheadfun]

AHHHHHH ROBOT! XD

[@avalonandpals]

The first one with the Enclave is honestly kind of wholesome that he tries to give him a chance instead of just shooting them.

[@norikofu509]

In modern fallout games he would just quit chatting and shoot you because things

[@RealBega]

8:52 Its interesting how you can understand torr more if you're low intelligence, just goes to show how much they used to put into fallout games before Bethesda.

[@XXXXXXXXXXXYZ]

There is another occurance of this with Mr. Fantastic in New Vegas in case you didn't know, but that was handled by Obsidion with guys from (yet again) Interplay.

[@bengtbertsson1642]

Also Vagrant

[@andreakosick4273]

Bengt Bertsson Vagrant is the best low intel dialogue in the entire series, other than the (burp loudly) option with the BOS paladins

[@magisterrleth3129]

@@XXXXXXXXXXXYZ Also the addict in Freeside. He's very well spoken if you have low intelligence.

[@benjaminmenken5693]

Bethesda puts a lot of effort into into fallout, take fallout 3 for example.

[@XOPOIIIO]

Choosen one. It's so funny they choose the stupiddest guy in the village.

[@GAnonymusG]

the better one was evil, and you managed to beat up the people to get out. You're also the child of the elder so nepotism.

[@nigglebit]

This comment is so ironic.

[@Krakkokayne]

@@GAnonymusG lmao even in the wasteland, nepotism is still common practice 🤣

[@somedubmetakeshi7960]

My head cannon is everything was fine, they just wanted to get the village idiot out.

[@axtel6879]

Well, the player character did complete the Temple of Trials and became the Chosen One, so they had to send him out to find the GECK.

[@AB-dm1wz]

Fun fact: When Lynette punches a low intelligence Chosen One, she says, "I feel so empowered!"

[@TheBreakingBenny]

That's one of the "wimpy person" combat floats, so in reality Lynette's a goner. Mentally challenged or not, anyone in power armor could do the First Citizen in.

[@wholesome1844crucifier]

Sounds like every other woman in position of authority

[@DEVS_VLTIMA]

@@wholesome1844crucifier lmao

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

Thats so low to feel empowerement by beating a disabled person.

[@AB-dm1wz]

@@wholesome1844crucifier Lies

[@user-qp5yu1zq1m]

6:36 Dude's tying to seduce a dummy

[@PetitTasdeBoue]

He can actually drug and rape your character if you're a girl with low intelligence and endurance.

[@Dungpie64]

@@PetitTasdeBoue That's seriously missed up

[@EpicMinecraftFail]

@@PetitTasdeBoue bruh

[@maestrofeli4259]

@@Dungpie64 really? don't tell me

[@johnybenua3758]

@@Dungpie64 exactly like it's supposed to be, this is a cruel post-apocalyptic world

[@heox123]

-"Have you seen the Holy Grenade of Antioch?" -"Unga" -"Bloody peasant!" How good is that part lmao

[@blehh_mae]

0:12 atleast this guy is nice and doesnt shout at you or be rude or anything and just tells you youre not allowed to be here in a simple way

[@ClericDoggo56]

The elder saying "oh gods" legit made me laugh, i don't know why but it was hilarious to me.

[@archivarka1376]

The same here. :D

[@stp_79]

LOL, me too.

[@bionmccool]

I like how Chosen One drops the act at 7:53 to mimic the aashole guard.

[@Gdsryrox]

I love how when talking with the other dumb guy it's translated to be super intelligence speech, it shows that he isn't dumb, the world just can't understand his shear brilliance in simplifying the language so he can concentrate on other stuff.

[@Relayzy1]

Autistic

[@ParasiticInfection]

"Uggie" Is the greatest line in all of gaming, simply phenomenal, truly amazing, I am unable to create the words for the respect I have for the creators, this simple line has singlehandedly created a new golden age of gaming.

[@Schproemftell]

im still baffled that the bad guys are those who have the most sympathetic response to low int

[@Turkeyrolls]

That enclave soldier clearly had worked with special needs people before and probably had a family member that was deep on the spectrum

[@DEVS_VLTIMA]

There’s no way in hell The Enclave allows retards in its ranks.

[@God_gundam36]

@@DEVS_VLTIMA hey don't be an asshole

[@default6274]

@@DEVS_VLTIMA I'm pretty sure they would allow the most retard person in the world if they were pure as them. No radiation, no exposure to the wasteland, having being born in a Vault and, most importantly, no mutations. Just as the enclave troopers say in the video; they're getting recruits dumber by the day.

[@SpecialProjectY]

Stuck on Oil Rig for at least 2 generations, that had to make an impact.

[@myaltaccountthatiwillbarel2288]

@@DEVS_VLTIMA In that case why is Frank Horrigan a member of the Enclave?

[@Mediados]

Everyone: "How did you manage to get past all these guards?!" Chosen One: "I have no idea!"

[@RedGallardo]

Fallout 2 was a masterpiece...

[@Yoshi23ii]

And still

[@SpecialProjectY]

When it was made, it has slightly incoherent as it's been a bit bad over at Black Isle studios, they had rumors about Interplay going bankrupt. New Reno, Vault City and NCR don't have consistent art or quest progression.

[@RedGallardo]

@@SpecialProjectY I wish more games today were as "incoherent" as Fallout 2. Obviously studios should be financed like wildlife reserves. Nobody is asking that rhinos become profitable. But we know that they must exist. So do good games.

[@SpecialProjectY]

@@RedGallardo Guards in NCR, bouncers from New Reno or Frank Horrigan had poorly drawn and animated models, they were made by completely different people. It's all about money, games now aren't made for niche consumer, unless you're an indie developer and even selling 100k copies would set you up for a decade.

[@RedGallardo]

@@SpecialProjectY These games have become models for a thousand more. It's not just a one-time fun, it's a huge chunk of culture. Like architecture or clothes design, or orchestral music. Games are unique, they combine ALL types of art ever created by human. Voice acting, story writing, building, dresses, races, weapons, music, sounds, pallette, landscape design, literature, choreography, they go into simulation, geometry, physics, dynamics, they reach into the new areas of elegant coding, gameplay, branching development, progress balancing... Each game is a whole world. And it teachers the others how to make games. That's why I think it's worth the support. Sure, we'd face a problem of watching that the money isn't spent on cocaine instead of the actual work... But hey, Maecenas are free to pay the debts of the companies that actually reached something. That would make sense. So the games are not just a niche fun. They affect the world. Big studios like Rockstar develop serious simulators for military and government. That's more than just a silly fun now. It's a unique new way of applying everything we know. Seeing how many games now follow the post-apocalypse theme made popular by Fallout I think they owe Black Isle big time.

[@chalkoishii4786]

Something tells me the Elder was real shocked to see the Chosen One at the oil rig.

[@skipper7152]

I love how most characters infer you have the iq of a bowling ball as soon as you respond with "Uh?", like they're not even going to check if you are on drugs, in a fugue state, whatever, they're just like, "Nope, this guy is a mo-oron".

[@hisholiness4537]

Proves that Enclave personnel have a tender spot for less intelligent people. Arcade also takes pity on a low int courier in NV. Brilliant writing.

[@abhaybhatt4286]

With all their inbreeding they certainly have experience working with slow people

[@redhood7650]

I thought it was cus most of the enclave was well, judging by the fact they're genetic purity obsessed,well that they'd be for a lack of a better word,more inbred than hillbillies from Alabama

[@ayrtonjoga]

That's a pretty neat piece of continuity, never noticed that

[@v0rtexbeater]

I mean, with the whole eugenics thing I doubt there's a lot of genetic diversity, surely a few S.P.E.C.I.A.L. children have been born in the enclave already

[@thesuperintendent4290]

​​@@v0rtexbeaterWell they realised they can be nicd to them and they will go away. If they are intelligent they are a massive threat. Especially for the Enclave. .

[@abadenoughdude300]

It's awesome how Hakunin just gives up on his shamanery and talks like a normal person when he knows the person he's speaking to is too dumb to get his shtick. Truly brilliant.

[@makerovic1575]

Myron: “Who are you? How did you get in here? Where the hell are the Guards?” Just off the screen is a body in a pool of blood Chosen One: ded

[@Egged15]

POV: you’re role playing as Caska from Berserk

[@godzillaman7743]

WELP......that hit home.

[@Blockheadfun]

Oof

[@youme8070]

Toooooo far lol

[@mellamojeff458]

>lol

[@bdondino7743]

8:23 monty python references are always the best

[@Sir-Pleiades]

Need pass get inside. You no got pass. You go away. You no go away, you get hurt. Understand? This is so freaking good

[@lingricen8077]

The Enclave Sergeant is so use to dealing with MO-RONS that he flawlessly talks with you

[@captainjurgh8142]

0:21 The Chosen One was so slow the Guard was stumped to the point he forgot to use the next interface sprites.

[@qumpania]

it's amazing how much effort was put into developing parts of the game most players will never experience

[@nitrocharge2404]

The first two fallouts are worth playing for the dialogue alone

[@IndigoStorm27]

6:57 Damn, old age hit Tandi like an 18 wheeler.

[@Zero001LP]

I love how the Elder is trying to slowly explain to the chosen one what to do on the oil rig, but, like... if the chosen one managed to get on the oil rig by some miracle, maybe they'll understand what to do next already.

[@chad2097]

"That must be your IQ on your vault suit" Ouch

[@Demospammer9987]

"Damn jarheads are gettin dumber by the hour" Never got that one before

[@NoLimitSquad]

0:50 First Citizen Lynette has no chill 😂😂

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

Dang I didn’t know classic fallout was so well rendered and voice acted it’s like they have actual personalities

[@lazyguardoutsideoftown]

Let just say it amazes me how long fallout lasted after Obsidia lost the rights

[@DerAua]

Brave Sir Robin ran away...

[@KingLich451]

Clip Clop!

[@R1SideWayz]

We seek the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

[@PolishGod1234]

-Bravely ran away, away! -I didn't! -When Danger reared It's ugly head, he Bravely turned His tail and fled! -No!

[@fiestylilwrangler9222]

“Me good fighter. Kick ass.” Best one so far

[@elementanimationnot]

My favorite one is with Torr. These actually made me laugh and don't feel too out of place, I wish the newer Fallout games could be as funny and creative as the originals.

[@monsieurouxx]

3:58 "Most people have evil spirits. You? You have stupid spirits." DAT BURN, SON.

[@realfamiliarfez]

theres something to fallout 2's voice acting quality that just really sounds nice, i dont know if its a form of compression, the people, the room that they were recorded in, i dont know but it just sounds really nice to the ears

[@Tt65374]

I feel the same and also can't quite tell what it is

[@motorpolitan8884]

It's like a milder version of the power armor voice in Fallout 4.

[@javi_el_sucio]

it is just me or this feels ten times more alive than fallout 4?

[@DEVS_VLTIMA]

My grandad more alive then fallout 4

[@Therake2602]

in fallout 4 everyone has six sense to detect when you do something to km from them.

[@Comkill117]

I think my favorite part is when you talk to Torr and their version of the conversation is in parentheses.

[@carlosecheona7745]

1:56 Oh Lovely, they sent me a *M O R O N*

[@frankbalooga7263]

The Elder was actually really nice. She sounded like she really knew about your character's disabilities. What I don't understand is why they chose someone who had those disabilities.

[@hansonkerman7286]

fucking obsessed with the line "Most people have evil spirits. You have stupid spirits"

[@guardscorpionvii2684]

I love how gramma as made a speech spicily made for me incase i end up being the chosen one.

[@ilyaanawrozi8394]

It's truly sad to see the low intelligence is genuinely met with hostility from the NPCs, making the game a lot harder. But then again all those skill points from INT went straight to strength and endurance with heavy-handed so the game becomes a whole other experience

[@nizzymo]

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough.

[@Gustinelli]

Look at these dialogues, Bethesda haven't writted a character with this much dimensions since Morrowind.

[@axel9473]

Oblivion had some pretty good ones, too. But yeah, after that they sure went downhill.

[@damianbrumfield3626]

Bethesda didn’t make this game.

[@Gustinelli]

@@damianbrumfield3626 I know, that's the point i'm making, the only game that can compare is Morrowind.

[@Virus_io.]

They have different priorities. Bethesda cares more about the gameplay loop, which isn't a bad thing.

[@officerspider7996]

My favorite line from this idiot is to The Master when he grunts out “Ugh. Lee.”

[@lambn25]

3:52 STUIPZ SPRITS

[@gutrum_vagner]

Arroyo's elder is the best one. The way she repeats herself and talks slow. What makes it even better is that you are her child, and she is the daughter of the vault dweller from 1, so they had no choice in naming you the chosen one, even if you are mentally handicapped.

[@angelwashere8864]

I'm watching this while skipping school, I have a bright future.

[@DomTheSub24]

same 💀

[@villemononen5303]

@@DomTheSub24 Luckily the school is mostly about "education" and general programming. Little less of the system is always good. Just trust yourself, you have the power and wisdom within you. Not outsourced.

[@phoenix1900]

@@villemononen5303that’s literally the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

[@carloscolon3331]

Its funny how you can build your character around low intelligence.

[@Pulpo_Pol]

I love the "ME WANT WORLD PEACE ME WANT WORLD PEACE"

[@DaneVogel]

Funny how the only positive encounter is with the Enclave front guard, the antagonist of the game.

[@adamandom]

The tonal shift between the tribal elder and the drill sergeant dornan is insane

[@bryantgrier2624]

LOL! The Low intelligence speech checks are the funniest!

[@Detronomis]

"M-O-O-N" that spells GECK.