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[@evabravo682]

"Sold. Kid, i found you a new home" i choked

[@AnX555]

So casual too!

[@Handhandme]

Eva Bravo i also love how the quest then goes "....or sell Billy to Bullet"

[@BurningSorrows]

Eva Bravo SAME LOL

[@32beckam]

Well. It cant beat the player turned Ashes to ashes.... Hehehehehe

[@vhsodre]

Hahahaha!

[@wusenrob]

i love how the guard just casually interrupts talking about his ass

[@satirical_snake]

but it’s a long story...

[@naythin223]

That was fucking hilarious hahaha

[@cheriftekouk7870]

long story

[@anaverageshitposter9751]

The double-take killed me.

[@faiyaz5950]

the best part

[@KingBrimley]

"Yeah. I got shot in the ass last year, long story."

[@Emily-yh5xd]

KingBrimley 👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻👐🏻👏🏻

[@mrstealyourgirl4773]

I would give your comment a like but then I took an arrow to the knee

[@kamitube172]

XD

[@dominicjeffrey9477]

Would have been so funny if he shot him in the ass

[@humperdinckoglethorpe4180]

Well I hope your life is great 🙂

[@sparta218]

“Cute kid, is he for sale?” The kid: 🧟‍♂️☢️

[@ellzIno]

Ghouls are better for work

[@26magicman26]

To be a Real jerk I helped Sheffield with his alcoholism/cola addiction and let him work for me...... As a bartender.

[@Emily-yh5xd]

26magicman26 🤣

[@juanmartinespinosa4814]

Ohhh you son of a bitch! Hahahahaha

[@PCLHH]

26magicman26 😁

[@Mixpat69]

He is to dangerous for humanity, kill it.

[@markofdibella8802]

26magicman26 OMG, I DID THAT WITH MAMA MURPHY AND MADE HER WORK AT A CHEM TRADER! That’s funny, I’m stealing that from you.

[@herbkuffer]

Basically what happens in this video: 1: Being a huge jerk to children 2: Telling wives that you killed their husband

[@Gangsterking]

Nash Klein and killing innocent 🐈

[@harmooey3217]

Nash Klein lol

[@Gruesome_j]

Gangster KING burning to death*

[@EpicMinecraftFail]

Nash Klein and taunting a father after you killed his son before blowing his head off

[@Uragaking]

666 like

[@BrunoDeMontevideo]

"Sold, Kid I found you a new home" lmao

[@stormcreek180]

"You son of bitch! I'll get you for this!" Lol

[@jefferyjefferson4776]

that was so funny

[@MrDaNewb]

I laughed so hard at this LOOOL

[@demeritnation]

you can work them real hard

[@artemmalyshev6995]

some gamerpoop inspired dialogue right here

[@Monstervolging]

2:49 Him: I killed him Her: You... Why? Why did you do it? Him: I didn't think about it twice. Her: Get away from me you murderer! *Random guard: Yeah it's true. I got shot in the ass last year. Long story.*

[@downfromthereeefters]

I love how the player looks over at the guard like wtf then quickly looks back in the direction of their very serious conversation after the girl left 😂

[@adriantomatotutorials9534]

Hahaha it's almost like we just watched the same video

[@yo_titijijo]

I read this comment right as the video played it.

[@gdelusiveplayz3609]

YOU STORMCLOAK ASSHOLES BY THE LIGHT OF THE IMPERIAL EMPIRE YOU WILL DIE

[@Aceofthefire]

I want to hear this story

[@insanitywolftm8693]

Gives his name Ashes a whole new meaning.

[@crab4237]

lmao 😂

[@Moana_the_sunshine_queen]

jesus chirst

[@user-yc2ct5qo1z]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[@rangerelivsoup1637]

Sick burn.

[@onlinecommentator2616]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNNNNNNNNNNN

[@fantasyconnect]

Darcy: "Get away from me you filthy murderer!!" Guard: "Yeah, it's true, I got shot in the ass last year. It's a long story" wtf!? 😂

[@snaggle_tooth6829]

fuckin shit had me dead

[@xHsRstarx]

That guy said it to me so i walked away and shot a fatman at his ass.

[@rosstohncarey6840]

xHsRstarx that is fried

[@SuperMe350]

Fantasy Connect that was the part where I just lost it

[@buttclencher225]

Same here ,WTF :D

[@olizarz3433]

lol, "Paul's dead" and yet she just smiles.

[@luvkpop9xx]

RIP Paul Walker

[@olizarz3433]

Phồng Tôm Obviously she's a Vin Deisel fan.

[@insanerandomnesss8067]

ikr lol

[@Sytakz]

It's zed, not ed

[@TurqSamurai]

yep I got shot in the ass last year

[@aleyssu]

2:27 "Paul's dead" "Oh my god..." *smiles*

[@hydrothesobblemale1797]

LAL

[@bryayen]

oOooOhHh sOmeOneS cHeAtiNg liKe a cHeEtAh

[@autokrator_]

Looks like a smile of disbelief and exasperation. A lot of people would react similarly IRL.

[@ryndaman619]

@Barack Obama this is what surprise me on Starfield reveal, they finally could make facial animation

[@mahatmaniggandhi2898]

wait so paul really is dead 😱

[@mr.ravioli2243]

Player: "I killed your husband" Lady: "What? Why?" Player: "I dunno, didn't think twice about it." Lady: "You filthy murderer!" Lady: *Looks at guard for help Guard: "Yeah it's true, I got shot in the ass last year"

[@kozlorog]

Lady: Paul?.. Guard: That's right, my sweet molerat. I'm not an easy target to take away. Lady: Oh, Paul, I'm so glad you are alive! Player: [SARCASM]

[@unnamed715]

I know I fuckin' died too! xD

[@jamesmoore6558]

Diamond city security... ...always so helpful.

[@Daniel_K95]

The guard has his own problems

[@rickriot8743]

ive noticed not only the gaurds notice you more than senpai but they tell stupid shit in serious times

[@raine-time]

Lmao! It's funnier because he says everything in such a calm, trusting tone..

[@elitheOG]

It makes being an asshole more fun.

[@obsidian115]

@whiterthan hitler They told him to act like that. He's actually a funny, energetic guy.

[@deidara_8598]

Yes, it's true... _sigh_ ...I slaughtered you entire family, hope you're not too pissed about it.

[@newbers]

y-you’ll really help? Actually nevermind, I don’t feel like it

[@michaelbennett9197]

“How much is a ghoul child worth?” “PLENTY, I’ll give you 200 caps” 🤔

[@elihughes9842]

SOLD. Kid, i found you a new home

[@matthewgaviola8885]

*You can work him real hard*

[@NoBop2000]

Only 200? That's barely anything. I make more than that selling garbage

[@michaelbennett9197]

@@NoBop2000 I agree

[@marlonquintana3466]

@@NoBop2000 I sold him for 400 caps 🤑

[@antiimperialistml5101]

“I got shot in the ass last year* *long story*

[@nathanh5448]

Nationalist Hilpy Do I see the Golden Dawn?

[@jessejames8334]

Its true

[@jiggsawkato3072]

omg that shit had me rolling

[@naythin223]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@naythin223]

Vykar if you think about it diamond city guards are probably the nicest guards in any Bethesda game haha they only have like 2 or 3 asshole comments the rest are usually kinda funny

[@monot3543]

Ashes was destined to her fate the day she was named.

[@yeah2EZ]

😂😂 that's clever

[@ColtComanche]

*He

[@monot3543]

pipboy344 Thank you kind sir or madame for bringing me to the two reply milestone for falling into my intentional mistake trap.

[@bookboy6924]

you've activated my trap card

[@monot3543]

Well then. Seeing as you are so eager to correct people, I would just have to say that both words may be possibly fitted into this sentence. You are both in the wrong and the right.

[@austinearle7345]

*IM GONNA WORK HIM RRREEEAAALLL HARD*

[@genevievew.5837]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@tilenkerin1279]

FBI gonna get you

[@piccoloatburgerking]

@@tilenkerin1279 FBI has sugondese

[@אביבעזר]

D I G G I N G H O L E S

[@nathanthornhill2805]

FBI OPEN UP

[@juholantto76]

8:17 that's probably why The cat is called ashes

[@lethalcumload]

my name a Jeff WOweE

[@svg_chexzl5048]

Ha ha

[@batmanthemightiestavenger9129]

"Ashes go home." *proceeds to turn ashes into ashes

[@fortniteboss9970]

Not cool man not cool

[@gdelusiveplayz3609]

I hate you

[@Doided]

If you kill the cat, pick it up and take it back to her, she thanks you and you complete the quest.

[@HandledToaster2]

WHaT

[@HandledToaster2]

*T h a n k y o u f o r t h e s a c r i f i c e*

[@thatrandomboi5160]

D A R K

[@liwei85]

Nah man, kids don’t need closure

[@TheArrycool]

I thought closures were good for kids.

[@awolcorndog1692]

The part where he uppercuts bobby, I was crying 😂

[@MrMattyPlays]

I had never seen some of these because I play the good guy normally. Funny stuff!

[@yanobrk]

I can never play the bad guy

[@T4silly]

Wasn't expecting to find you here.

[@marcokonnecke877]

Im a good guy but I sidet with the Institute xD

[@Gur1GunzMG]

weird finding you here

[@Gur1GunzMG]

+Courier 6 you say that like it's an insult

[@imafraidjumitebeinagang]

Imagine if there was a "i killed him" option for "have you seen my cat"

[@Geenoi]

*I'll make a mod for that* *See you February or so since I'm lazy*

[@athone4454]

​@@Geenoi yo

[@Geenoi]

@@athone4454 i lost motivation immediately

[@wbxx9908]

@@Geenoi comedy gold

[@LuckRunsOut77]

I need this

[@sheogorath6639]

I can't be a jerk in video games or in real life lmao

[@jimjim9018]

Same lmao

[@wallfacewal]

It may just be a video game but doing all these things makes me feel so bad.

[@XRemARx]

marry me now i know you wont be mean to me

[@sheogorath6639]

+XRemARx maybe

[@SentientGravy]

I can't be a jerk in singleplayer games but in multiplayer, it just comes naturally. At least that's what I've heard.

[@MaxAmmo666]

i've waited 5 years for the next installment and it's finally here....

[@nygeriunprence]

Fallout 4 sucks

[@robertavanesovru]

u suck

[@tm_cloudfire4804]

+Obi Alfred It's fuckin' great in my opinion.

[@Oats777]

I agree They removed all the choices that actually change things and when there are choices they just lead to the same thing

[@ICEnJAM]

Be sure to check out the next installment that should be up in 2021.

[@_Looft]

"Why are you looking for him?" "He's my father.'' "He's dead" "What do you know about him" "I shot him" IM DEAD LOL

[@Fey0tter_6631]

Sheep TV ... so you’re the father?

[@projectpems8304]

"YOU SON OF A BITCH"

[@geweldigaum]

"Now I'm going to Emmett's fix it to 'fix' Emmett"

[@SunflowerRailroading]

Whattt if I don't tell you

[@riperiver]

Sheep TV w

[@mclovin2408]

2:48 lmao “yeah it’s true, I got shot in the ass last year” lmfaoo

[@deadhdk2477]

his timing was GOLDEN XD

[@maxsjostrand2219]

Best part

[@Tommy_Snow]

Honestly Perfect timing... it is the greatest equivalent of "Hey sooo to ease the awkwardness, here's an awkward story of my own that no one asked for" xD

[@yellow538]

Perfect Segway

[@richierich1166]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dantheman1570]

“Ashes go home! Erin misses you!” *pulls out flamethrower*

[@zatrioxjet7170]

Well, he did say "ashes".

[@Jay-bz4se]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alphix0128]

She's gonna miss him even more now

[@ThatWeirdOne]

I guess you could say he was burned to ashes haha

[@TheArrycool]

hahahaa

[@aura2284]

This is one way to keeping all the side quests away

[@k.fester2473]

Lmao😂

[@reactionboyguy]

@Reg Eric what?

[@thotboi3927]

Reg Eric i just lost 3 million brain cells because of reading your comment

[@techissus7449]

@Reg Eric I lost 1000000^2 braincells because of your comment

[@digital107-_-]

@@reactionboyguy eh, don't worry about it, just another hater of Fallout 4.

[@manny349_0]

Nelson's dad "we'll see who has the last laugh " *gets shot* 😂😂😂😂

[@thomasrichter5667]

Thats not funny.

[@shaolinwesterner4533]

How on earth was that not funny?

[@triedtherest]

Nate: Uh...me?

[@DarkAnikikun1000]

@@thomasrichter5667 it is funny

[@MrDuneedon]

Ashes, huh? Name checks out.

[@smegmuhfondue3021]

3:53 YOURE NOT GONNA WALK AW- *dies instantly*

[@transparentlemon]

*Cait liked that*

[@transparentlemon]

everywhere

[@TheNINDLE]

The part where he said “Nah never mind just a little joke” was so sad

[@thedabbingender9955]

"Sold. Kid, i found you a new home" best line ever, prove me wrong betcha cant

[@extol5645]

"You can work them real hard" "Come on kid I got some HOLES that need diggin'"

[@marcelwaljev265]

Hoo

[@tex4763]

Thats code for gay stuff

[@jayzer6379]

Extol lmao

[@gageniedert4344]

Amarywade I loved that movie mostly seeing the future n past collide remember the boat

[@amarywade]

Gage Niedert yea that movie was quite a journey, remember when they got through that desert

[@K4NDY_K4INA]

On the last clip... they don't call the cat Ashes for nothin'.

[@mc.fagnutthe3rd587]

lol

[@schwartz_jr7013]

lool

[@VelociTee13]

nice

[@phonyponybologna1070]

Oh my god, that's so perfect!

[@Leblond89]

Savage xD

[@creeperkiller350]

it's hard to watch this because I'm always a nice guy in fallout

[@arham5313]

Creeperkiller 350 yeah me yoo xd

[@ghoztbooty1311]

omg same, imma ass to jackasses but almost all of these people I wouldn't have done that to...

[@godlypanda9971]

Same, I like cats and seeing Ashes burn... just cannot take it

[@lorenzo_br5803]

Cool cool. Im always the greedy fuck.

[@ChikenTendies]

Lorenzo Bolla de Oliveira XD

[@littlemeow2309]

7:22 jesus christ that uppercut lmao

[@cartercravillion]

Sounded like a gunshot lmao

[@Ziris1]

My sides when he decked him LOL

[@AlexanderTheFarmer]

Capitalize the Lord's Name

[@nicholasauriemma7540]

The sound 😂😂😂

[@WinQuester]

Do you really have to say the Lord's name in vain and in lower case?.

[@michaelstewart9308]

ashes turned to ashes

[@michaelstewart9308]

dust to dust, ashes to ash

[@semareyes98]

Another one bites the dust

[@BruisedASScheeks]

nah, cats have nine lives.. you fucking idiots!

[@fancy_cyka3594]

GarlicKnotz that's a joke. Right?

[@swanihilator6748]

+GaarlicKnotz In this case, you're the fu##ing idiot

[@egorbomb]

"Never mind, just a little joke." Lmao

[@SaiyanDemon]

2:50 no chill lmfao and he said it with a straight face

[@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019]

"Ghouls are immune to radiation and don't need to eat. You can work them reaaa-" Sole Survivor: *sold*

[@weemzgamez4714]

Big Chungus Yes

[@oliverjohnson1881]

2:52 lol, the security doesn’t even care that he’s a murderer and starts to tell him a story about getting shot in the ass xD

[@jiggsawkato3072]

Jeff Dank man to me it seemed like the guard was the dude that "murder" but played it off ass getting shot n the ass

[@nathanawesome10]

Why is there no emotion in their faces

[@4paz]

Beast It's a cold world in the future, shits different

[@ijustwantmyphonecall6947]

Beast almost worse than mass effect trashdromeda

[@ZERO-xl2ud]

Beast did u see that little girl??? She was like do you want to go huh huh??? Bitch

[@catplayingapiano2799]

*Bethesda*

[@monoshen3849]

Kekai Kobatake As if Obsidian know how to make expressions

[@justkillgamez1882]

You know what would be the strongest enemy in the game be? Answer: child with a gun.

[@lauti2172]

JustKill Gamez hahahaha it's true

[@facwrites4564]

Unless you have mods

[@brickbybrick7432]

JustKill Gamez no it would be super mutants in diamond city with fat mans

[@Execton]

All you can do is run

[@camerontrivett3808]

Halowolf2003 but you can't kill the children

[@flood4544]

when ashes becomes ashes

[@Sonoftoenails93]

oh snap! i was 2 months too late to use that comment.. =P

[@kawaii_sinon9940]

Aye it did

[@ryshed4365]

Dust becomes dust...

[@Sonoftoenails93]

shadows and dust....

[@ncda1067]

RIP Ashes 😭

[@Blulo62380]

I did horrible things in the fallout universe, killed tons of people, mutilated their corpses, enslaved them, but even for me killing Ashes is too much

[@isildur101]

Yeah that was crossing the red line with no hope of redemption. For shame!

[@megamind2319]

@@isildur101I will do it again

[@megamind2319]

And kiss you

[@thehashslingingslasherndnd9849]

It's none of your God damn business Sturges

[@Kleavers]

I want to commend Bethesda for including these lines.

[@3cstudio497]

[Preston Hated That]

[@Keysy007]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got shot in the ass.

[@joshwatkins4510]

Keysy Kilagram that better be a new meme,make it happen.

[@acrivhhh]

Keysy Kilagram. I died at dat part

[@mythingie12]

he actually sold the child he's got a new home now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheWayTheTruthTheLife_]

adrian ayllon 😂😂😂😂

[@cdz3210]

adrian ayllon but the kids parents are alive. But anyways 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@commonwealthinstituteoftec7606]

But he gonna get *zooms in face* WORKED REAL HARD

[@OzzyB-HD]

"Let him die, whats one more dead child in the world" Jesus Christ.

[@gabrielalvespereira3750]

Colder than Antarctica, more brutal than Gengis Khan💀

[@flarek9686]

The ending killed me

[@christaylorraka4053]

He burned her with a flamethrower... There's an "ashes to ashes" joke here somewhere I'm sure of it...

[@maxdelucas2184]

Flarek96 one less scumbag in this world

[@adenrussel9252]

I cried 30 minutes straight

[@thecatprince922]

Poor cat🙁😭😭

[@thecatprince922]

😡😭

[@NeonZaku]

Ashes to Ashes

[@zeuskf62]

iBra1n Media the kid gave everything, he found the cat, sent it on its way to its home, and fucking reduced it to ashes before it got the chance to move

[@kwekwlos]

Funk to funky

[@nubSawace]

AWW FUCK dude i can't breathe!!

[@alexandernadal9753]

iBra1n Media up you go

[@exoticjikook]

Dust to Dust

[@waterdamnaged]

It's good to see I wasn't the only asshole of the wasteland.

[@Xrez23]

waterdamnaged hey I killed your father

[@vgcontroller101]

Whhhhyyyyyy

[@ramiarshied2972]

Ashes, go home!Erin misses you! (Pulls out flamethrower) We'll Be Right Back

[@doxerz-0637]

That One Person Who's obsessed with Anime [Rami] he became ashes

[@kagsu]

his name is ashes...so turn him into it

[@SevereSage]

Fuck u

[@aranzamartinez6520]

Terex [GD] iii

[@xxrobohorse64xx]

She didn't call him ashes for an reason...

[@Toasty_McGee]

Transistor Express "an reason"

[@wndy_i]

legend says Billy is still digging to this day

[@maximumdave9433]

PeppyPizza - Games and more fallout 4 takes place in the future

[@christophersalinas2722]

creamy boi lol I always see u

[@kybellfrost9551]

creamy boi lol

[@VitorGomes9]

Lmao

[@pakasteallas]

*Preston hated that*

[@3cstudio497]

[Preston Hated That] [Piper Hated That] [Valentine Hated That] [X6-88 Liked That]

[@miraaaaa03]

3C Studio Codsworth hated that

[@3cstudio497]

@@miraaaaa03 should maybe just add all Companions. Including DLC?

[@miraaaaa03]

3C Studio sure why not

[@bryayen]

But **_everyone liked that_**

[@Phiiiiiiiiiiiii]

"Come on, kid. I've got some holes that need diggin'." Kevin Spacey, 2017

[@bigjoe33]

Phiiiiiiiiiiiii lololol

[@jordyrocks04]

Most underrated comment.

[@indiexanna]

Should've killed Ashes with the Ashmaker

[@mulisharobbo]

Preeeety sure he did..?

[@indiexanna]

Ashmaker is a unique minigun, not a flamer.

[@joshwatkins4510]

Indra Setiawan or any gun with the fiery legendary effect

[@yadielocasio5319]

Indra Setiawan ayy

[@mulisharobbo]

What do flames make of things? Ashes. It was a dad joke, so you and 18 other muppets can suck this shlong. Herh!

[@mrmusickhimself]

Being a jerk in Fallout 4 is basically roleplaying as Dennis Reynolds.

[@Devilsblood]

"Sold. Kid, I found you a new home." Makes me laugh all the time.

[@Rooster-kr3kt]

Now there is actually a reason the cats name is ashes 😂

[@kraiss8]

heh

[@thatstutulife6084]

Rohan Dei hahaha good 1

[@milotic3333]

Rohan Dei I feel bad for the cat tho

[@isaac3x___821]

Rohan Dei you rong for that

[@lemoncustard4803]

Rohan Dei Woooooooow

[@JamTheSlam]

I love how whenever they go to fight him he just floors them so bluntly

[@grimyboyp3549]

kodeki facts lmao

[@SentientPotatoXIII]

2:28 is it just me or does she look like she was smiling after she heard her husband was dead?

[@eelshocker5099]

Diamond Destroyer he is now

[@jonathanallard2128]

She knows she was on his will, and he had erectile problems.

[@SentientPotatoXIII]

Jonathan Allard that explains why she was cheating

[@gamerJeffYT]

She was

[@tony2time516]

😂

[@callmejohn5595]

This video: **Exists** Me: _"The hardest decisions require the strongest will"_

[@Finn_Anwarunya]

I've paused this video halfway through. I'm replaying fallout and I'm torn between how fun y this is and experiencing them for myself.

[@implzcity40]

That uppercut at 7:27 killed me hahaha XD

[@shraikadunbar6364]

Yeah that was really funny😄

[@BlakeFerret]

Right stroke put lil baby in a spiral!

[@okaminess]

Implzcity he looks like Peeta Mellark.

[@jamesbong2101]

Epic

[@uhh-8445]

Implzcity Also killed Bobby de Luca.

[@beatingstuff88]

"He can die, whats one more dead child in this world?" Thats too much man

[@joshwatkins4510]

beatingstuff88 man,you think that's fucked up,the 1st time I saw shaun/father I fucking shot him in the face and laughed

[@billymoss7]

beatingstuff88 who didn't 😂

[@asrieldreemurr333]

Chaabar Yakal Agreed.

[@dochmbi]

Quite kind I would say. Killing is kindness in general, in the world of Fallout, as living there is not worth it at all.

[@bloodshadow196]

beatingstuff88 oh come on don't be so butthurt

[@TheDeagster877]

"Will you help me find Ashes?" *Returns with a pile of Ashes*

[@caseystengel3825]

In the last part. You should have killed the cat in the vault

[@atlas5777]

He should've killed the cat when it was almost there, and then dragged it into the girls room and threw it down by her.

[@Lordexigo2]

Or throw a dead cat into her face.

[@Estreet321]

Geezh there are some sick bastards in this comment thread.

[@Estreet321]

+BlazePlaysGames And I dont remember singling you out in this comment thread.

[@alexlopez5923]

+The Watcher you genuinely have nothing else better to do, do you?

[@thewwefan57]

You can sell the kid, holy fuck that is hilarious.

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

You also could sell a kid in Fallout 3 xD

[@fleetofhoof8809]

+Juan Fernandez I've found a new home for you, it's in a lovely place called paradise falls. Here, put on this necklace so you don't get lost! XD

[@AxecellhaxenL]

+Michael Martin-Smith I killed those basters got most of guns and loot for being Rambo 🔥💀🔥

[@riverregionrebz]

+Axecellhaxen L. That mission sucked for me.. I wasn't expecting that many people but a lot of people were in the barracks and I lit them up with a mini gun and came outside and no one knew🤔

[@PartContinuum]

Sold!

[@t10god]

"Ashes go home, Erin misses you!" *BUURRRNNN*

[@bestpony12]

Chancellor Banemarck ashes is now ashes for real

[@ambershadow8057]

Ashes really is in ashes now

[@kingkj664]

1:16 the zoom on it 😂

[@rewjik7998]

you can work em....real hard ;)

[@theycallmeluvv]

U CAN WORK EM REAL HARD

[@aaronlago3217]

You son of a bitch i'll get you for this *LEVEL UP*

[@stg4425]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@MayfairMadexSSRaised]

“come on kid, I got some holes that need diggin” 😐

[@kinkshamer5067]

i hope you quick loaded and were nice to everyone afterwards

[@kingstring7802]

(insert settlement joke here)

[@kinkshamer5067]

i know , the meme is dead but im too lazy to change the name

[@kingstring7802]

i still crack up every time i see a garvey meme, but it is becoming dead, i agree

[@IsaacClarke39]

The only thing thats becoming dead, is that settlement that you should have helped long ago, i'll mark it on your map

[@ken_nyc__2979]

Brother what are you talking about?! The meme isn't dead! Just like how these settlers are gonna be dead if KingString doesn't help them. But true though lol it kinda is becoming a bit dead. Maybe it will be replaced by "Strong Disliked that" Like my comment if you get the joke. It's starting to become popular.

[@SteveJobbed]

Selling the kid was the best pary

[@SentientPotatoXIII]

You can work 'em real hard 😉

[@jeffthefiller1184]

"I got some holes you need to dig" * creepy perverted smile crosses his face*.

[@StewHeisenberg]

Sold. Kid, I found you a new home!

[@Kodyturdification]

Nah 7:25 was the best lol

[@CDGage]

Cody Brooks KO!

[@harrywakatipu2547]

I want to hear more from the guy who got shot in the ass.

[@saged.samaroo8438]

Yeah its true. I got shot in the ass Last year, but then i took an Arrow to the Knee.

[@AntiGem]

Satyam Samaroo In all Bethesda games the guards have been hurt in some way

[@wicniz]

In the next game of Bethesda, a guard will be hit in the chest, or arm? XD

[@markusbrunner5706]

you got an arrow in your ass and cant find it? here ill mark it on your map.

[@eap4177]

you sir are a true bethesda guard

[@solidmoon8266]

At least it isnt a fat man to the crotch...

[@yellobello1]

Ashes! go home! Erin misses you! *burns him* hehe

[@thatmf5228]

Whole new meaning to the name Ashes

[@yellobello1]

Ryan Trepanier oh my god, i dont know if im retarded, but i didn't realize that. now i do. yay

[@therebeldolly]

Robert McKenzie - telling a cat to do something. lol

[@scre6993]

Thats super fucked up not funny

[@d3vilreaper5]

The Scarecrow glad we both thinks its fucked up to burn the cat.

[@joaoa13portugal]

7:24 HOLY FUCK I'VE NEVER LAUGHED MORE AT ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[@tyroilgypsum-billims1330]

ikr? lmao

[@rex7579]

he punched the living shit out of that guy..

[@thedremob6560]

that was not even funny

[@jayhenry3365]

Never? you need to get out more.

[@jackwayne1626]

KKR???

[@raynavarro9838]

Never realized the guy who made these videos also made the prank calls.

[@hazeman671]

2:45 only in Bethesda games

[@sw.drifts]

hazeman671 "i got shot in the ass last year"

[@narutoracker6096]

hazeman671 ikr

[@Unipulse43]

This is why I love Bethesda

[@jesusvera7941]

hazeman671 Darcy -get radaway from me you bastard murder. M Man -yeah yeah Diamond City Security -well that crazy bitch already goes, what i were saying? Oh yeah i get a hit in the ass. M Man -oh yeah tell me more. Diamond City Security -the last yeah, im serious, no in the knee, right in the ass. M Man -oh yeah? That is nothing, i get always shots in the head. Diamond City Security -pff no way. M Man -nothing far from true, i were not able to see, about 5 minute mans. Diamond City Security -and how you didnot get kill by headshot badass? M Man -i had like 460 stimpaks in my pocket, one worth it. Diamond City Security -what? 460 stimpaks? No way, even 1000 stimpaks can heal a shot in the head. M Man -well was not a direct hit. Diamond City Security -ah that explains it. You had a good helmet didnt you?. M Man -no, i mean, was not a direct hit because that asshole raider shot me with a shotgun, but not the whole shell hit me, you know, the dispersion. And i were not using helm. Diamond City Security -bullshit. M Man -im serious. Diamond City Security -bullshit M Man -dont belive me but is true Diamond City Security -bullshit you cant survive a shot in the head. M Man -well i always get shots in the bald head and never got problems. Diamond City Security -accept that you are liying man, no one is going to belive you. M Man -then you are not going to belive that i killed a deathclaw by myself, well with a minigun, power armor and a little help from a minute man. Diamond City Security -sure sure, i belive you, and you killed a deathclaw, naked, alone, with a pipe pistol and one bullet. M Man -im not that crazy, also, that is imposible, deathclaws are not that weak. Diamond City Security -you sure? Then you are not a badass. M Man -i never said that. Diamond City Security -my bad. M Man -but i destroyed the insitute, with a powerfull nuclear core. Diamond City Security -you are liying again, you going to say that the big explosion from days ago was you. M Man -it was me. Diamond City Security -bullshit man, and i am the minute man general. M Man -no, i am. Diamond City Security -im wasting my time. M Man -i can prove it, PRESTON! Preston Garvey -another settlement needs your help. Diamond City Security -pff he should said "our help". That is not the real one. M Man -hey you are right, Preston why they did not need OUR help?. Preston Garvey -men i dont know who you are but you make it on time. M Man -get the fuck out of here. Preston Garvey -if you need your help you know where find me, ill mark it on your map. M Man -yes MY map, MY pipboy, MY army. Diamond City Security -you are not going to convince me. M Man -you know what i dont need to. Diamond City Security -oh no, now you have to prove that at least one thing you said is true. M Man- i have a lot of settlements. Diamond City Security -im not going to get out here just to see some junk in the sand. M Man -i have the power armor and the minigun. Diamond City Security -a rusted power armof that you take from the ground and a minigun? Man there is at least 3 miniguns per folk in the wasteland. M Man - ah yeah? Shot me, right in the head. Diamond City Security -im not going to shot you jackass. M Man -chicken? You cant get fired, im right? Chicken? Diamond City Security -you got it dumbass, you are making this to your self. M Man -im ready, shot baby. Diamond City Security -better check you have enough stimpaks liar. M Man -no needed im level 50 baby. Diamond City Security -this is not a old table game, you wanted this not me. M Man -SHOT NOW DICKHEAD!!!!! Diamond City Security -SURE THING!. M Man -wait, did i change the dificulty?... Diamond City Security -..., damn... -people screaming- Diamond City Security -why i did that? Doctor -that gay had apathy, i were going to heal him, and you blow his head, well tankya a lot, 15 caps less. Diamond City Security -men i im so fired.

[@petrvlasak4821]

Chuy Garcia Best fucking story

[@imaginetomorrow4149]

when your brother eats you're chips 7:26

[@riphidura]

Imagine Tomorrow your*

[@Prod.Lucky808]

Imagine Tomorrow l

[@Prod.Lucky808]

Imagine Tomorrow o

[@christophersalinas2722]

Imagine Tomorrow lol

[@stockphotocriminal6140]

Imagine Tomorrow I

[@JooshSkate]

ASHES, GO HOME . ERIN MISSES YOU

[@himbofication]

Burns him*

[@Vizkos]

Kitty Cat Steaks

[@jaym2267]

ERIN GO HOME ASHES MISSES YOU

[@secondtime8063]

God I just never have the balls to be a jerk in games lmao

[@blucolife]

I'm the same way, I like being the hero. Sarcasm is fun though, but some of my companions get bitchy about it.

[@gaminacthemaniac6444]

​@@blucolife Especially Nick, he will get SUPER bitchy.

[@blucolife]

@@gaminacthemaniac6444 Yup, not much of a sense of humor.

[@TheGamerProBeardBro]

I only press the asshole button when I’m confronting other assholes

[@psychedeliccarrie5921]

@@gaminacthemaniac6444 I got sarcastic with Nick ONCE and I ended up being painfully reminded of my wife being murdered and child kidnapped.

[@NeoArashi]

"We'll see who has the last laugh!" *Head explodes*

[@akat0nus]

YOUR NOT WALKING AWA- *splat*

[@deathstorm1178]

Ashes to "ashes" xD

[@maxmarroquin3269]

GOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDD!

[@memelord1630]

Rip

[@Chuked]

@@memelord1630 rip in the chat

[@NickKnackisB4ck]

heh... "ashes to ashes." that's funny.

[@juanlisouski931]

That's a song btw

[@CromoChoom]

With the new lore of Nate laughing at a Canadian this hits even harder

[@KratosisGod]

Came here just to see this, this is the canon nate now 😂

[@nicholas5129]

Nate the Rake

[@Calvincithesixth]

not even true lol, new gen

[@gespenjaeger2370]

We all laugh at Canada still because my Fallout character was the one who capped that Canook.

[@bennyboyo9008]

Ashes turned into ashes.10/10 would watch 240 year old man kill 1 year old cat again

[@Kaldor-Draigo-h6q]

1:05 *Full Libertarianism Achieved*

[@aaronwhite3808]

that's not Libertarianism lol

[@CHMernerner]

🕶 peak capitalism

[@kaptainkoffee9074]

2:52 best fucking moment in all of gaming history. #DiamondCitySecurity

[@Megadeth7811]

6:03 That is the face of a true psychopath.

[@a3dg638]

7:26 Why tf2 crits are unfair...

[@IlovetheLORDChristJesus]

*8:10* *Erin misses you* *Kills cat* *RIP*

[@olivertheyoutubergamesandm669]

Fake 4u im dieng lol

[@Itchy__]

Erin is dead😂

[@OlaftheGreat]

I would rather kill Erin than her cat. I'm a softie.

[@ifyoureadmynameyouhavetosu6637]

Ha

[@themedic5151]

Not the cat

[@GoIdenbaum]

The least of this game's problems are the graphics, they look fine. But the dialogue system is a disgrace and the leveling system has been mutilated and streamlined.

[@TheMGSlow]

and Todd Howard himself admitted the company failed to deliver what Fallout is meant to be at E3 this year.

[@anonymous303-i1j]

At least Todd admitted that the dialogue system didnt work out that well .

[@AK4TsEv3N]

Here we go again. It's not Fallout 2 anymore, games evolve in time. LAMEEEEEE.

[@mctorus]

It has been raped and murdered over the years and still happening.

[@AK4TsEv3N]

+facelessninetytwo Yeah, whatever, deal with it. If you don't like them anymore, go to your 360 or any other "retro" console and stay there. Advice.

[@cancelledby1998]

3:50 “YOU’RE NOT WALKING AWAY FROM TH-“ *explodes*

[@richierich1166]

😂😂😂