Fallout Is An Absolute Nightmare - Complete Series

[@UpIsNotJump]

☢ Use stalcraft.net/s/4xwAGN to Install STALCRAFT: X for FREE and receive a ton of welcome bonuses for completing the training! ⚡ #ad This video is a remastered collection of every Fallout review I've done over the last 10 years. From Fallout 1 through to Fallout 76, it covers pretty much the whole franchise of games. ENJOY The video was made 18+ by KZbin a few days after uploading, I wasn't told why. I blurred some extra stuff using KZbin's editor tool in the last hour of the video just to be safe, so if you see any odd edits it's that :) The 18+ was removed now, KZbin said it was a mistake? CHANGES It may not seem like a huge amount of work, but some of these videos are over 5 years old so it took over 3 weeks to get everything running again and up to scratch. Main thing was replacing all copyright music for legal reasons, the second half of this video particularity (The VR and Fallout 76 Reviews) were FULL of it. Totally remade the music video in Fallout 76, check it out. Balanced all sound, the later reviews would get very loud and could hurt your wee ears. Modulated Luna's voice in the New Vegas review so she sounds more like Mr. House, always bugged me I didn't do that hah. Colour corrected the live scenes from the Fallout 3 review, my face was very dark so key framed a mask layer over it though the video (took ages). Tightened up most of the editing in Fallout 1 and 2 reviews, it's small things but I redid both of them all over the shop. Toned down the extreme violence and swearing, KZbin are clamping down on this and I want these to stay available for all hopefully forever (most the original uploads had to be cut using KZbin's editor tools, but for the most part I toned it down in interesting ways.) Removed most the intros, outros, sponsorships and such, so the video flows from review to review. Probs some other stuff I forgot :D

[@LockonKubi]

Biggest "MMOFPS set in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone" also probably the only "MMOFPS set in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone"

[@Fullmetal85]

I find it hilarious that you don't count Fallout 76 as a Fallout game. Lmao 😂

[@potterinhe11]

You're great, Pyro Cynical.

[@Jcewazhere]

You totally need to do a collab with Will McDaniel. Try some candy from Fallout, or test some Stalker anomalies or something.

[@darkfoxxbunyip]

"A proper Fallout 4 review is currently in the works (this video is actually going to finance it as I have some wild ideas)." YOu havng wild ideas? Whooo boy :D I can't wait! I adore your style and unique brand of zany and crazy, it has to be a lot of work but keep it up, the results of all your hard work are spectacular!

[@fedbia2003]

I've seen all of these videos. And now I will see them again. Also RIP kitty.

[@darkfoxxbunyip]

Ditto, and RIP kitty.

[@MrQwertyman111]

You people of no faith. Sid is in the upper planes of existance, waiting for us to join him so he can rule all of us!

[@fedbia2003]

@@MrQwertyman111 All Hail Sid! All Hail Sid!

[@evangelionfan101]

Video engagement comment

[@rigbycarter2157]

ALL HAIL SID!

[@JuggernogYT]

It’s so strange hearing Sid’s voice again. I love and miss that kitty. Love the compilation super cut Mr. Jump

[@NatePossibilities]

I love thinking that Up Isnot Jump os his full legal name. RIP Sid Jump.

[@arcticowl1091]

Fun fact, yes man was created so the player always has a way to finish the main questline. You can murder every major faction, effectively locking you out of an ending otherwise. if it wasn't for yes man, who is unkillable because he gets uploaded to a new securitron, making him immortal but in a way that makes sense.

[@handgun559]

It's weird, they could've just had a way to trigger the dam fight. Or make killing every major faction leader the trigger. It have the only one you don't kill take over the dam, and clearing them becomes the new final quest. Not that I'm complaining. It's just weird how seamless FO1&2 are if you decide to go murder hobo in the entire wasteland. For 1, killing the master and general are the only real clear conditions. And for 2, and can get fuel by killing San Fransisco and invading the throne room. The nav data is in the Enclave base, and taking over the Tanker is always optional.

[@vintner_]

​@@handgun559I think it's because Yes Man is not *just* the failsafe, he also is part of the independent New Vegas ending. If that was his only purpose, then, it's as you said, it wouldn't be needed

[@NatePossibilities]

I didn't even realize there was a non-Yesman ending for like a decade. I met House and I was like "well this guy is a dick" and I met Caesar and I was like "well this is a dick with brain cancer" and I met Ambassador Crocker and I was like "well this is an incompetent dick with an incompetent regime".

[@rishavganguly92]

People are gonna have to air out this restroom later.

[@Highraven]

OMG I'm dying probably like everyone else in the restroom with you

[@NewAndImprovedOnSteam]

Ima wathc this entire thing in the shitter

[@Pxslz]

Yeah 3 hours from now

[@crusty_]

same, I've sat on the pooper while watching this video for 3 and a half hours straight

[@TheGoopGod]

​@@NewAndImprovedOnSteamhow're those legs feeling? lol

[@ashleywilliams4896]

Your Fallout Reviews are some of my favourite critiques of the series, and great background while I procrastinate doing important tasks to prep more D&D!

[@UpIsNotJump]

awh fab! This should hopefully make that a lot easier!!

[@atomicleon1519]

Give us the REAL Fallout 4 Is An Absolute Nightmare, Mr. IsNotJump!

[@cillianennis9921]

We can guess its coming out soon enough hopefully. Between a few months & however length we saw between Fallout 3's DLCs & Fallout New Vegas which was like 2 or 3 years.

[@xxmlg_cerealxx6166]

I have been rewatching this series piecemeal at least once a month while working since they came out. God bless you jumpup, you're one of the good British people

[@xxmlg_cerealxx6166]

Never mind he left the ads in, again betrayed by the english

[@Crusader1089]

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

[@HornedPandaWasTaken]

@@xxmlg_cerealxx6166you should have known the redcoats only care about money, look at the taxes they’ve been imposing on us 13 colonies… almost makes you wanna revolt…

[@MrQwertyman111]

@@Crusader1089 I'd say no more than two dozens. At best.

[@zigge3576]

No such thing

[@chavezchavo]

I loved both Fallout 1 and 2. Your gripes about both those games are pretty legitimate and I won't fault those younger than me to not be able to enjoy the first two Fallouts. But kudos to you for actually trying and finishing them. Mad respect.

[@flyzfm5060]

As a person who watched (most) of these on release within a day, I will now watch this immediately to completely subject myself to the horrors of consumerism and nuclear destruction 👍

[@Toanleigh]

Didn't watch these videos on release...but will binge this. ;)

[@quinnhascrashed1388]

Rewatching the 76 review is like opening up a time capsule. It’s crazy how much that game has changed (and in some cases how much it hasn’t).

[@TheBigIronOnMyHip]

​@@1800moonSugar change console

[@youngnat]

​@@TheBigIronOnMyHipBethesda has yet to make a game that works on every console

[@MrQwertyman111]

@@youngnat "Bethesda has yet to make a game that works on any console" There, I fixed it for you 👍

[@bigdaddyrock_]

​@@MrQwertyman111 "Bethesda has yet to make a game that works" there, double fixed it

[@GabeHorn699]

"it just works"

[@KyleLarsen-bw5hw]

The great gift of anchorage was the Gary exploit for unbeatable collectible guns to stash in your hole in megaton. Spending an hour reverse pickpocketing items, blasting the guns you want out of the hands of your enemies and friends alike while you loop huge piles of supplies outside the barracks because of compulsive hoarding issues you haven’t sorted out yet

[@GabeHorn699]

many years later I'm still hoarding every nuka cola quantum I find

[@NewAndImprovedOnSteam]

Time to watch upisnotjump become my favourite youtuber ever

[@UpIsNotJump]

Awh that is so nice, thank you :)

[@NewAndImprovedOnSteam]

@UpIsNotJump AYYYYYYYY, you bloody legend. Continue with your immaculate work you incredible person

[@malta7406]

​@@UpIsNotJump mid KZbinr 😤 (I'm gonna watch all of this even though I've seen it lol)

[@DavidGibbs-hf4vf]

@@UpIsNotJump a fantastic KZbinr you are ! Keep up your great work I can feel your heart and passion is every video ❤ and it takes great time and effort to make it entertaining love you brother 🎉 😊

[@tk9780]

Fall out one comes from a time when you and a number of real friends would spend month upon month sitting round a 15" CRT monitor planning every more in the game by committee whilst being radiated to give just a level of realism.

[@standardPerson3801]

Bold of you to assume I've ever had friends, or that if I did they wouldn't mind the smell

[@ericjzach6969]

What a great cat. Thanks for taking care of him for us.

[@VirtualGnome]

Bruh..

[@seshjuan42069]

"You have died." "..fabulous." I would love this as a mod for dying in Dark Souls

[@arealdevilsadvocate]

Glad to see you mention the soundtrack to the first game. Mark Morgan did SUCH an incredibly good job of it, and it's easily one of the most unsettling things I've ever listened to. It really set the ambiance for the game if you played it with headphones on and wandered around the wasteland with little else you could hear but that audio

[@callumpatterson6954]

Found this channel after suffering a heart attack ...first thing that made me smile watching the fallout 3 vid .. love what you do jump ...and more carpentry videos please that shelving unit was beyond hilarious

[@Scaryduck666]

Fallout 3 and new vegas are my all time favourite games. Hands down, it’s not even a competition. Your videos discussing the series as a whole have always took the love for the lore, the bugs… and the overall structure of the games I’ve had and redefined what they meant to me both growing up and coming back to them every year. Thank you. On an unrelated note: We lost our family cat a few years back, her name was bella and she was the most beautifully natured and loving animal I’ve ever had the honour of living alongside. I truly hope the moments in which your fur baby features in these videos can bring a sense of comfort knowing they’ll forever be immortalised and loved by us all. Thanks again, and I wish you all the best for the holidays!

[@pharoxian8545]

I'm so glad we finally have this as a series

[@ManOfEthnicity]

I decided of my own accord to rewatch all the fallout nightmare videos last week AND YOU DO THIS.

[@goldieberetta]

Going through a break up at the moment… this is exactly what I needed. Thank you.

[@artymishikari6534]

As I watch this I have a new appreciation for all the props and set dressing, the amount is staggering when you actually start to look at it in detail

[@Clockwork427]

I wanted to pour one out for your kitty but somehow its already been knocked off my table.

[@DarthJarJar_542]

OHHHH YEAH ANOTHER UP IS NOT JUMP VIDEOOOO! God I love the videos editing and pace and everything about it, idc that I’ve already seen all of these videos they’re still amazing

[@justpostedagain]

His Magnum Opus! Nice work.

[@UpIsNotJump]

yeah I literally cried posting this, such a huge deal for me, must be like 3000 hours of work

[@Gnust]

@@UpIsNotJump It really shows how much u put into all ur vids. Not a single one which isnt entertaining and the jokes hit almost every time :D

[@MrQwertyman111]

@@UpIsNotJump And trust me when I say this, we appreciate it! You're one of the few content creators out there for whom I turn of the not so legal extension that denies this platform the ability to make money. And no... I haven't watched the original vids multiple times by now, hence I'm more than justified to watch this multiple times. Probably not for 3k hours, but damn it, I shall try!

[@misery978]

​@@UpIsNotJump7000 to go an you can call yourself a master

[@Rateus_Johanson]

33:46 Miss you Syd. RIP.

[@YouDoYouBoo1414]

What happened? I just started seeing luna and was like wheres sid dude? 😢

[@Rateus_Johanson]

@YouDoYouBoo1414 the cruel march of time...

[@YouDoYouBoo1414]

@@Rateus_Johanson Oh, sucks to hear my kitty 21 now still going. Pure black like sid except a white spot on chest, tuxedo kitty. R.I.P sid cutest kidnapper.

[@coffincar5507]

Top 10 things to put in the background while I wrestle (assemble) a bookshelf

[@lookatme5939]

You should watch his carpentry video

[@apexshadow1044]

UpIsNotJump is the only channel who’s videos I can watch on repeat and never get bored

[@Vilferoy]

woow, there is a lot more small edits than i thought thanks you for all your work over the years, i love to rewatch your videos!

[@Misu88]

My favorite youtubers posting the longest videos is what keeps me going

[@blazefiresabers]

So glad we now have all six in one vid! Love this series of Absolute Nightmares so much.

[@jsullivan649]

I love these long comps, especially while I work at night and the background noise is wonderful

[@_Noble]

Your Fallout reviews and others are always a joy to watch! Hope to see more from you in the future whether it's fallout related or not

[@Cyromantik]

I know it's early into the video, but "you've stepped on a piece of Lego" really got me. XD

[@blackice2142]

Soundtrack for fallout 1-2 are absolutely amazing

[@grababana]

I’m not familiar with this channel, but I feel bad after seeing that this video got age restricted. Commenting to boost the algorithm!

[@YouTube]

3 hours of upisnotjump ?? time to lock in

[@wahwahwah6690]

KZbin, this guys deserves a pay raise.

[@tomok3733]

bring back dislikes

[@ASLUHLUHC3]

wat

[@emanuelev11]

I'm confused, but in a delightful way

[@MrHankf16]

Thanks making him censor anything that’s funny thanks Margery Wadowski

[@RocotacoPerposterown]

Honestly, once they added NPCs to Fallout 76, it really did become a game I can recommend to Fallout fans. Even at launch, I enjoyed the game for what it was but Wastelanders really brought it together for me. All in all, I might be biased because I live in West Virginia and I was born and raised here, but regardless of anything else, the world design is probably the best world design in the Fallout franchise.

[@tttrrriiippp]

ok but on release I didn't like it so it's ooobviously unable to change and be better

[@theserver0126]

this is what i needed, a 3 hour long upisnotjump video yes PLEASE

[@Callum07]

Funnily enough, I’d made a personal playlist for these, already, but hearing that this video is gonna finance the FO4 review, I’m gonna add it to the list, just after I watch this video. 😁

[@tntradernox3654]

Girlfriend: “wanna binge on a new season of a series” Me: “no, I really don’t want to sit that long” *upisnotjump releases 3.5 hrs of something I’ve already watched in segments Me: “I know what I’m doing tonight”

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

Three and a half hours of some British guy talking about the most divisive gaming franchise ever? Yes please.

[@Darth_Fader9888]

I watched all of these individually over years just to find out I couldve watched them all wholesale at once if Id just waited, Thanks Margery!

[@CaptainOfAverages]

The perfect christmas present! Thanks, Uinj!

[@unholyzoe]

A full 3 and a half hours of UPISNOTJUMP? YIPPEEEEEEEE!

[@soniastrumm7054]

I rewatch a lot of the same videos while doing stuff so this works for me. Been rewatching your content for years now lol

[@Tenshihan-Quinn]

2:36 - HEY! That's Harold!

[@Slimjim_420]

I'll go and get the chainsaw

[@youraveragedog607]

Thanks i needed something to listen to while i write my essay. Gonna be up all night. Thanks, mate.

[@martinsartorius]

3 Hours fallout content including your Humor.... it has to be Christmas Day already. Thanks for this gift

[@janneaalto3956]

0:31 - You swerve, to avoid, the Scary Door

[@tanithsfinest]

Survival is shit? buddy, I'd come set you straight, but I'm over encumbered with the best food in the game, my beloved blood sausages!

[@VerkrKoS]

I'd show you what for if not for my broken leg, dehydration, starvation, bleeding, infection, lyme disease, kuru, freezing and over encumbered because I need all 5 of my guns in case I find any ammo and it matches one of them. God I love dayz

[@jamesg5426]

I love your sense of humour. You must have been an awesome teacher! Thanks for the mass upload!

[@hilmyrs5210]

Great video! as a glazer of the first and second game, i truly understand your gripes with it but it also made me wonder if you'll ever try any of the Wastelands game. Its like a spiritual successor to the first and second fallout games, but more modernized and more refined (just dont play the first one lol i know for a fact you probably wont like it) If you ever wanna dip your toes in it i think itll be fun to see whats your thought on it will be. The writing is sharp (especially Wasteland 2), with some genuinely funny moments and dark storytelling.

[@SnappingturtleMcGee]

16:46 WELCOME TO CAMP NEVARO

[@samthecreeper5466]

YOU ARE NOT GAMING, SOLDIER, WHERE IS YOUR COPY OF FALLOUT 2?!?!

[@SnappingturtleMcGee]

@ DONT HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?! THAT TRUTH IS YOU LOST A VERY GOOD GAME!

[@typsyk.capone2916]

I've quickly become a fan of this channel, you're funny AF sometimes, but I gotta say man your editor is a real star

[@SargeDornan]

PSA please do not follow the FNV VR modding recommendations, instead look at mod guides like Viva New Vegas for modding FNV, no offence to Up but that guide has been constantly updated for years and is very comprehensive, while mods recommended in the video like New Vegas Stutter Remover have been superseded by better alternatives

[@thespaceman4808]

i mean to be honest the vr video is like 6 years old so.

[@DigitalNomad88]

My condolences to SID's departure, we miss SID the Khajiit! As a pet owner myself its like losing a family member, remember SID once in a while, take care...

[@TritonSparrow]

Just stating, watched these all individually b4, but uh, had a bad case of insomnia, and stayed up all of AM (like 1:00 am to currently 10:00 am, started watching around 6 or 7 am according to timeer on vid) uhm and well, this was such a fever dream of a insomnia episode, that I can somehow remember the baser beats of these videos near entirely, but normally can't... My eyes are near constantly squinted from the weight of them. And god I want a VR headset... Thank you for being the comedic genius and entertaining video essayist you always are. Now, review a metroid game, because there, up IS jump!

[@herc1113]

All your videos bring me so much comfort your so talented

[@Tezzeon]

I RECOGNISE THAT PICKLE JAR OPENING SOUND FROM ANYWEHERE! YOU CANNOT FOOL ME

[@ashleejones586]

Hearing Sasuke yell about winning the lottery and smelling that air will always make me laugh

[@BudgyBudge]

Very happy to see there is a way to VR in FO:NV, someday years from now when I actually have time I’ll revisit this vid to get it right

[@Ga11onator]

Love your videos man, they always feel cozy and funny as well as interesting. 👍 Can really relate to elite dangerous in vr 😂 Stalcraft looks great but hope you do a stalker 2 vid in the future👍

[@SargeDornan]

been here since F76 video, feels like such a wild ride. Love how far your content has come 🎉🎉

[@moonmun]

Ahh, hearing Sid's voice again and seeing the fluffy boy--I miss him ; w ; Also thank you for this video! Now I have something to listen to and occasionally watch while working! 💜

[@garyoddy1242]

Going to watch it before it's taken down again!

[@marcelluscor7917]

33:41 Was that Spiff? 😂

[@landotucker]

Thankyou for the xmas present 🙂

[@yagoras]

31:08 best part of the video

[@zynark777]

Allies have green lines around them when you are in attack mode. And if you hold down the yellow cursor on npcs with LMB you get a context menu that allows you to command npcs to move from their current hex.

[@Nitrospartan911]

I wonder what hes going to do now that hes milked the "fallout is/isnt a nightmare" bit

[@greggfreemen2994]

thank you for this dude. i can now finally watch the complete trilogy in one

[@nathancarter8239]

Just gonna add this to my log and come back to it when I have a long road trip or get bored.

[@NebraskaGeek]

This is such an awesome video. The work you've done over the years really shows. Perfection.

[@Rayman_Budgie84]

Love fallout and love your channel. Gonna have a great time watching these again

[@Goingpostal1000]

I’m always sooooo excited to see an upload from you!

[@smugbowkid9919]

The final frontier has been conquered! I’m so impressed, god I hope this channel continues to deliver!

[@ironicallyedgey9920]

Now we need you to review every Elder Scrolls game and make a 3 and a half hour compilation of those videos to then, ultimately, combine both compilations and create the perfect video to watch while writing uni essays

[@linkageonline454]

I look forward to your content like a kid waiting for the next episode of his favorite cartoon. Thank you.

[@FrozenDreamfall]

You got some funky pants dude. Where you find em?

[@helljumper5601]

Finally: the perfect background noise for when I’m standing watch on the back of a warship going 25 knots at 1:30 in the morning.

[@voldkae]

Perfect, I can rewatch them all together now 👌

[@TheRealCamelT]

I’m watching these for a second time as they are now compiled. I must say. You are quite entertaining

[@Blueybirdo]

I always like watching the fallout 3 and nv nightmare videos so seeing a compilation is great!

[@DarylHadvard]

FInally! It's out! I was waiting for the remaster so my girlfriend and I could watch them together! Perfect timing Mat !

[@astroemt8193]

big iron on his hip. Big iron on his hip!

[@greyfox8194]

yes finally a full binge video so i can watch all of them in one go

[@MrVotiga]

These videos really give me the urge to play through these games again... except for that last one

[@thebreg]

32:14 published by no other than CD Projekt

[@Ar0474]

I actually really love FO 1 & 2!! I know they're definitely old, but i was so proud to finally complete the first game!! Theres a really good guide on Steam that helps you through the first one and i downloaded the strategy guide PDF file for 2 on my tablet!!

[@yourmaninlondoncollecting5749]

Thanks for this early Christmas Gift. Always entertaining. Always quality. 100% British. 😁👌

[@baliorne]

Thanks up, Im sick as hell and I needed something long ASF to watch

[@Yakend]

God you have no idea how hard it is to find you. All I could remember for "that youtube" that screams and is a thin dude and a bit crazy and sarcastic and has a wife. God damn, had to search through everyone I'm subbed to.

[@Klick404]

Well, time to add this to my playlist of things to listen to while I do something else

[@Jrod310]

Just a great compilation of the videos all in one place. Great work as always

[@kpr2]

Good lord, a 3.5 hour compilation of awesome, eh? Hold tight, let me get the popcorn popping.

[@noahsmith6455]

"Roast F**king Diplodicus" always makes me laugh too hard, and I don't know why

[@missMOLLY7777]

Love this series ❤️! Keep em going, maybe sub genre's idk I'm here for it! 🎉

[@robertoproz]

I think in all these games where the NPCs tell you "a frontal assault would be suicide," the response should be showing them your human kill count on your pipboy. Same as when raiders try to mug you or various mercenaries accost you. Not only will this probably make them think you are some kind of psychopath. 1000+ kills, but the fact you have a device that tallies this information would probably disturb them enough to just allow you to go on your way.