Family guy - Brian's novel all 3 clips

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Starts at 0:18.

[@LOBOIV]

“Everybody learns the hero’s journey isn’t always a happy one.” 🤣😂😅😂🤣

[@brizzle3903]

😂 that part absolutely tickled me!

[@JorgeGeog]

Yeah I look forward to reading it :v

[@sexdungeon4750]

@@brizzle3903 same asf

[@MisterOrange1]

Dying 😂 and I’m not even on that part yet

[@Dermot2927]

I had to get my dog to translate that one for me.

[@lutah23]

This never gets old

[@DCCandiGurl]

Never.🤣

[@platinumpineapple9943]

lutah23 these are classic?

[@caesarnyangoya6548]

Never

[@Sr-uv4fd]

@@caesarnyangoya6548 never

[@devanmol1202]

Got old yet?

[@Mira_Dunia]

Seth Mcfarlane can go really high.

[@RageTurkey2010]

Cool

[@patrick4662]

The “twists and turns” and “epilogue”…. How did he do that???

[@superbowlbound]

He does (somehow) voice Roger on American Dad

[@NICKARRIOLA16]

Stewies voice just keeps getting increasingly faster, pitchier and sarcastic. I LOVE IT!!!!!

[@aronendal2181]

0:19 Brian looks like he was ice

[@alvexok5523]

@@aronendal2181 Yeah, lol. And I get why Stewie says all that he's saying to Brian the dog, since he's taken forever before he's ready to get a book published

[@bucktoothwonder7037]

i just love Brian's look at stewie while he's talking like that

[@Nameless82284]

You mean how he's just frozen there because Family Guy is too lazy to animated someone while someone else is talking.

[@Jon-Ivy]

@@Nameless82284 Well... Peter Griffin said something in a much earlier episode, and since then their budged was cut... "Oh, yeah, what are they gonna do, Lois, cut our budget? Huh, I'm gonna get a beer..."

[@Nameless82284]

@@Jon-Ivy No, they're just too lazy to animated someone else while another one is talking. They're not even blinking. Speaking of blinking, what the heck is up with their eyes, they always have them half way close because they never care about anything.

[@what7530]

@@Nameless82284 Ok Firstly, Brian was blinking through this scene. Secondly, the half closed eye lid is just how they represent a relaxed facial expression, obviously this is a cartoon so the eyes wouldnt have realistic depth and 3 dimensions, and Thirdly....who gives a fuck? Why are u watching a cartoon for realism? Especially one with as many episodes as Family Guy. Did that ruin the experience for u? Lol. Not that serious guy.

[@Nameless82284]

@@what7530 So another words their expressions are just lazy and they always have their eyes halfway closed because there's so nonchalant and never seem to care about anything of what's going on?

[@rafaelj.1439]

The last clip had me in tears, the way his voice just shot up like 3 octaves mid-sentence! I've never seen that one.

[@NurseSnow2U]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

[@branflakes12341]

Me too, I cracked the hell up

[@ashuportos103]

@rafaelj.1439 I've been on loop on clip for the same reason

[@RodrigoLinhares]

George R. R. Martin needs to see this.

[@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive]

+Rodrigo Linhares Hahahaa! Perfect!

[@tinachristine4573]

Epic take down!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@jondon4640]

Dr Kabera Christine why what does gorge rr martin have in connection with this ?

[@naomigreene4114]

Hahahahahah seriously! 😂

[@jondon4640]

Naomi Greene hy

[@SMABackup]

How does Seth record these lines without bursting into laughter XD

[@tinachristine4573]

SMA it's a superpower

[@maxscardanelli6185]

They no doubt probably have hundreds if not thousands of outtakes.

[@samheinlen6283]

I’m sure it takes a few tries

[@sakanablesakanable]

this is humour at its absolute best!

[@matthewball9245]

...

[@itsdanielhimself]

Slight pause * "EVERYBODY LEARNS THAT THE HERO'S JOURNEY ISN'T ALWAYS A HAPPY ONE!?" 😂😂

[@niamh864]

That's my favourite part it never fails to make me laugh! 😂😂

[@b.d.9917]

"Oh, yes, because you've got such a heavy workload around here... HMM"

[@dmac5935]

The way he taps his leg lol

[@however7924]

As a procrastinating writer, I feel attacked XD

[@linushyper300]

No. You mean, as a gender minority, you feel attacked.

[@however7924]

@@linushyper300 what?

[@SunlightGwyn]

@@linushyper300 What?

[@llarmstrong783]

Weren't you elected president?

[@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337]

It's nice to know I am not alone.

[@scj6693]

2:20 "it almost felt like it was written by a real writer" wow what a backhanded compliment lol

[@chylamediaqueen451]

I lost it when Stewie said....." yeah I look forward of reading it"

[@ITSMRZFG]

he just continues rambling lmao

[@Onigirli]

As if the rambling wasn't irritating enough him making his voice go steadily higher makes me laugh

[@Onigirli]

sent ;)

[@Onigirli]

That's right, you don't. Ask again and I'll send you something else instead to quench that thirst of yours

[@zainm217]

Ahahah exactly :D

[@volgtorbg]

@@Onigirli ); received

[@stewartgriffin780]

I like the way stewie was talking

[@user-ri3oz1hi4k]

Stewart Griffin- Hey, Stewie, how many babies have you killed?

[@natsudrageel7602]

Stewart Griffin hi stewie, mommy's here!

[@Cheeseandwhiskers]

He Killed 7

[@Positivethinking2]

This must be bitch Stewie

[@anikokertesz2782]

@Meg Griffin shut up Meg

[@WhatevaIDoWhatIWant]

Everybody learns the heroes journey isn't always a happy one oh I look forward to reading it XD

[@chylamediaqueen451]

bwormzchannel best line!!!

[@milesrinesmith141]

bwormzchannel Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire

[@MARSBELLA1]

I cant recomend - wish it, want it, do it, highly enough!

[@KneelB4Bacon]

Subconsciously, Brian knows he's a crappy writer. That's why he is never going to finish that novel. Because as long as it's a work-in-progress, it can't be judged. But once he finishes it, it can be judged.

[@sebastianmaregatti]

Catzilla he finished it:Faster than the speed of love. It was a critical and financial failure

[@KneelB4Bacon]

@@nobutur And yet, here you are. Contributing nothing, in a post that's about six times longer than mine. Oh, the irony.

[@reesespuffs4046]

@@nobutur You talk too much.

[@share_accidental]

apparently, all 3 of brian’s novels are real & available in amazon.

[@DefeatLust]

@@nobutur holy shit that was cringe. You 100% must have been pissed that day to write this abomination.

[@BruceWayne-gj9gv]

R I P Brain's Patience 😂

[@jle26]

Bruce Wayne brains?

[@NikoPorter]

I love how is voice gradually gets higher and higher

[@Generalbadass1051]

The last one is the funniest 😂 it’s like revisiting an old inside joke with a friend after months

[@wilmerrose]

Classic. Just classic..

[@jerrandonharris8509]

lmao

[@TOKRocK84]

yea, pure gold!!

[@MrMLBson09]

The first clip was the first time I was ever exposed to this show as a young kid. I laughed none stop for a whole week thinking about it. Over a decade later it's still comedic gold to me

[@isaacreal1701]

I ❤ stewies voice

[@clowntrooper61]

So funny

[@renranger5155]

Skinny Dog I'm so torn, on one hand it's funny... on the other hand it gives me a migraine

[@harry_page]

American family has a baby with an exaggerated British accent xD

[@qwertyronson]

Absolute gold.

[@ingolfurmagnusson4786]

Stewie using basic storytelling points to mock Brian in a hilarious way. The writers of this show deserve much more credit than they are given. This is some quality comedic writing delivered in a genius way by Seth. Seth also deserves much more credit for his voiceovers than he is given. His acting combined with the writing is comedy gold!

[@dsmj7389]

Agreed. This is probably one of the most underrated shows in TV history.

[@alvexok5523]

@@dsmj7389 Yeah, and the best scenes are so often the ones with Brian and Stewie, all of the "Road to.." episodes, the time travel episodes (and multiverse, teleportation, etc. travel episodes), other episodes such as one where they're locked in the safe or the one with Brian trippin on mushrooms, and even episodes where they're not in the majority of the episode but still have funny scenes that are just the two of them. Alot of it's because Brian and Stewie are the smartest guys in the family, it's funny how the two most intelligent ones are the baby and the dog and not the actual adults. Neither of them are actually a baby or a dog though, they both think and speak like adult humans, educated adult humans.

[@TRJ2241987]

This was when Family Guy had an excellent team of writers

[@jem2886]

Seasons 1 to 12 were absolute genius I don’t laugh out loud at things but this show broke me

[@elemileTLDR]

Used to be my favourite gag. Then I had to write my thesis. Not so funny anymore.

[@ddebenedictis]

How's that novel you've been working on...for three years...a little character development you've got going there? some interesting plot twists?

[@TOKRocK84]

you wrote a thesis on family guy??

[@metalboy5150]

That's a joke, right?

[@dmac5935]

Yea 3 yrs working on that thesis 😉

[@Justin-wd2vy]

2 years later...so...how's that thesis there? Okay, I'll leave.

[@JaeMonroeVocalist]

"At the end your main character is richer for the experience." "Look at the bright side you have new material for that novel you've been working on......your main character suffers a little heartbreak......Everybody learns that the hero's journey is not always a happy one." This shit makes me crack up so much it's crazy. I relate to Brian cuz I've been working on a damn book forever it seems. LOL

[@Suutari4]

Have you finished it yet? Gotta a big stack of papers there? Gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on? Huh? Gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Little story brewing there?

[@Suutari4]

Lol but seriously is it completed?

[@ARCtrooperblueleader]

Lol. True Jae.

[@GoodGuyPlayer2]

Heh... can relate! I've been working on a small book as well for almost a year now, I'm 2 and 1/2 chapters away from finishing it but my brain has been exhausted and blocked all fucking week and it's driving me insane... so close, yet so far!

[@TheJokerx420]

Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends yep?

[@butterandjamtoast]

tom tucker's son meant to thumbs-up this vid

[@DJ-Airz]

😂😂

[@vm9522]

I don't get it...could you please explain?

[@TheRavenChild]

VM 9 I'm guessing there was one dislike and Tom Tucker's son is the upside-down face kid.

[@gustarddonut1452]

VM 9 you don’t watch family guy do you

[@Fenixias]

thats clever :D

[@saisarank5098]

1:23 that head wobble though :D

[@bluefire2918]

😂😂😂😂

[@Darkandroid213]

He practiced the giggity ways.

[@mistysprxgeny]

Lol I nearly died watching this especially the last one XD

[@TUM_Toons]

some twists and turns? a little epilogue? everyone learns the hero's journey isn't always a happy one?

[@elaizon222]

I came here specifically for "some TWISTS and TURNS" 😂😂😂

[@score2523]

Stewie says- "the novel you talked about 3 years ago..." But still he's stuck at the age of 1...

[@mannypardo5358]

plot twist: those years turn out to be dog years

[@ITSMRZFG]

Every time stewies voice got higher I died laughing 😂

[@mariomythes2807]

How’ Stewie’s voice gets repeatedly higher and higher 😂 2:27 Also the last one was gold how Brain has had enough of Stewie and smacked him with his book 🤣

[@smokingcatcomicscollectibl2131]

I seem to recall in a later episode Brian turned the tables on Stewie and did the weird high voice back to him when he was procrastinating on a project....Stewie wasn't amused.

[@elizabethification771]

It's the way he immediately goes into "your novel" voice at the end for me.

[@Rafaelzation]

“you deserve a time off” LOOOOOLL

[@chrisbreezy3048]

Idk why, but Stewie's lip smacks at 0:17, 0:33 & 0:42 always crack me up.

[@cr8819rs]

Brian had enough hahahah

[@BruceWayne-gj9gv]

Once again proved that Sarcasm can be a powerful weapon than Nuclear

[@sakanablesakanable]

Yeah it hurts the other person to their core!

[@Johannes_Seerup]

I like the way Stewie leans his head towards Brian 😂😂

[@iamchampagn]

YOU KNOW THE NOVEL U BEEN WORKING ON😂😂😂😂😂 AND THE LAST CLIP TOOK MY OUT💀💀💀💀💀

[@theserialbunny424]

Stewie mocking Brian in falsetto voice is comedy gold

[@281m.wasiqwasim3]

I don't know why but this is too funny

[@ronhernandez8857]

genius writing

[@envyvigilantisocial9233]

I’m a writer but this had me howling for my life 😂😂😂

[@SSJ2Phenom]

How uhh, how ya coming on that novel you been working on? You know; that novel you been talking about for 1 year, eh? Got a, got a, gotta compelling protagonist? Got an obstacle for him to overcome, hmm? A little eh, a little story there, huh? Some friends become enemies and enemies become friends, hmm? At the end the main character is richer for the experience, yea? Yeah?

[@rdm3373]

And who are you ?

[@envyvigilantisocial9233]

@@SSJ2Phenom *slaps you with a book*

[@envyvigilantisocial9233]

@@rdm3373 I’m in development 😞😞

[@jwill5892]

How do you find employment?

[@alltheworldsastage4785]

The way Brian just sits there looking at him. 🤣😂

[@noneofyourbizznizz5375]

"Compelling protagonist" :'D

[@shadowshifter3177]

I love how Brian’s eyes twitch when Stewie is mocking him

[@BruceWayne-gj9gv]

Stewie most adorable and wicked baby of all time

[@robertanderson2898]

I will NEVER get tired of Family Guy. 80 years old (if i make it there) i'll be watching it. 40 more years to go!

[@CodyPoguel]

I hear you....totally agree!! 😆😁

[@johnnycee9325]

"At the end your uh main character is richer from the experience!?" 😂😂😂😂

[@amxzingseries1848]

As someone who has been working on their novel for the past FIVE years, I feel called out😂

[@MrsDannunzio]

God I love this! This is the greatest. The words and delivery are brilliant and hilarious. Thank God for people like this.

[@TomTucker726]

Stewie's voice gets higher and higher as he speaks 😂

[@82youtubeshared]

💀💀💀💀

[@Dermot2927]

@@82youtubesharedCan’t argue with it.

[@corychapin5470]

I love the show but this literally made me laugh until I cried. Oh my god 🤣🤣

[@thomaskthulu7980]

Stewie's face just after saying 'overcome' ( 0:38 ) is priceless XD

[@hanselbarlowe2575]

I feel like I come back to this clip everyday for the past month

[@hero.ambition]

"Talking about that, three years ago. Been working on it the whole time"😀

[@tasteewheat393]

"The... The big uh.... NOVEL....... youve been working on for 3 years..." "Gotta compelling protagonist" Stewie is such a jackass 😅

[@ebensteven8138]

Thanks for putting this together, it's one of my top favorites from family guy!😂😂😂

[@RaiceGeriko]

Laughed out loud on that last one, HAHA!

[@JosephLewisSzaboIII]

I’m a writer. My family does this to me all the time. Copied word for word. I love them.

[@adamazzalino5247]

"It almost felt like it was written by a real writer." XD

[@MusaMansu]

I love watching characters roast Brian over his writing.😂

[@CaesarSuriano]

"I read your article too Brian. Seems to me you should spend less time working for the paper and more time WORKING ON THAT NOVEL YOU BEEN WORKING ON. YOU KNOW THE *smack* AGHHH!!!"

[@MyrrdinWylltEmrys]

I wish they could show us Seth in the background when he does these impressions.

[@Goldofdawn]

I love how Stewie's voice progressively gets higher as he teases Brian

[@jaket4849]

faster than the speed of love is on amazon lol

[@nastynate4916]

They also have Wish it Want it Do it

[@nastynate4916]

And Wish it Want it You Blew it by Vinny

[@abcsin6526]

Is it for real??

[@Belinda99]

I like how his voice gets higher and higher

[@syedmehranjameel2294]

Why is Stewie so funny 😂😂😂

[@EricMal20]

i love how quickly he shuts him down in the last clip

[@worldlivingrealitieswithlc2054]

This is extremely hilarious 😂 I died explaining it to my family in Venezuela and translations, gosh 🤣

[@barco99]

In Brian's defense it can take a long time to write a novel.

[@Lotmeister]

Brian has a lot more patience than I would have had.

[@writersdelite]

That last one took me TF out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@paraescucharrap]

one of the bests gags on family guy haha

[@nkosinathimakhaza3159]

I have never laughed so much like i did on these scenes... Stewie is just something

[@unitedwestand4evr177]

Lmao they need to do this again in a new episode. 😂😂

[@clshady3051]

Stewie is my writer's block personified.

[@fishingfreaks4488]

I loved when Brian hit stewie with the book

[@theserialbunny424]

whenever I feel like procrastinating I’ll come back here and watch this

[@Cayrouge]

Stewie about me.

[@frayfog]

The way Brian’s eye lids are the same colour as his eyes, I can’t tell if he’s incredibly anxious or just unamused 🤣

[@lukus5438]

Lol, I don't know why I keep on laughter at how stewie says story! 1:51

[@SlowBurnReader]

Dude I felt that one, as someone who has been attempting to write a novel for 5 years

[@roede101]

This cuts deep. I have several ideas and barely got anything started

[@steezmunky]

so uhh.... how's that novel coming along? working on a little ... uh narrative?

[@roede101]

@@steezmunky A narrative is really all i have

[@yidingliu8663]

This is painfully relatable.

[@earljewel7311]

This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cateye008]

Literally me and my friends and vice versa when we talk about our original fictions and fanfictions.

[@Aeeros]

Me to George RR Martin on the winds of winter

[@xfxtrashe_boyerodriguez4299]

2:33 When someone snitches

[@davadreviewer5509]

Xfxtrashe_boye Rodriguez SixNine

[@Yusoo8]

That’s the best comment you can come up with ?

[@typingcat]

I am tired of those comments from ghosts who "died" watching the videos.

[@noaha8915]

*slow clap*

[@rickd8979]

After reading your comment, I died

[@sebastianmaregatti]

After reading your comment, I regenerated(I'm the 14th doctor btw)

[@theepoetrygod]

I wanna add an Attitude Era "What?" chant every time Stewie starts laying into Brian 😂😂

[@danifarooq7819]

that's just brilliant, awesome family guy

[@samithgurusinghe2246]

that roasting tho.. LMAO

[@carmillasmith7743]

I’m a writer and I wish I had a friend who understood the art of storytelling like Stewie. 😂

[@mq46312]

I feel out of breath as Stewie's voice gets higher and higher.

[@BrennanCarpenfield]

watching the series made this joke all the better

[@G2497i]

Game of Thrones fans to George R R Martin when he does anything.

[@random-nz7dy]

"working on that for quite some time huh?...ya you were talking about that 3 years ago, ya? Been working on that the whole time?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣