Family Guy - Buying Expensive Jewelry

Nope.

[@scholarlycat8180]

It's nice that the clerk still answered all of Peter's questions and called him "Sir" despite knowing he couldn't afford anything in the store. What a respectful man.

[@chupacadabra5161]

A true professional at his job.

[@KenworthW900HG]

Clerk

[@typingcat]

- I want to return this quote-unquote jewellery. - Do you have a receipt, quote-unquote sir?

[@Anankin12]

That's his job. Nothing more, nothing less.

[@sameeramadushanka5357]

He knew he was being filmed.

[@lelelelelenny7739]

damn he's got sparro wrappers I can only afford wonderbread wrappers.

[@OctacleEdits]

Sbarro. It’s a chain of restaurants usually found in shopping mall food courts and airport terminals. They sell NY pizza, pasta, salads, breadsticks, etc. And to be honest it’s not half bad

[@cisium1184]

@@OctacleEdits No, it's all bad.

[@darylthomas7317]

@@OctacleEdits they had opened in India, the pasta sauce was so wattery i drank my pasta and no grammar nazi could tell me otherwise. Good stuff.

[@TheStormMage]

Hungarian ones?

[@fastcars393]

@@darylthomas7317 Hahahaha, "Daryl Thomas" eh?

[@vampirecount3880]

My mother do this every single time. When she says shes just going to take a look around and come back, i can see in the eyes of the clerk that he doesnt belive for a second she would.

[@lil_jong-un6668]

Clerk knows what's up

[@tdrxy]

Clerk seen shit

[@tdrxy]

Clerk wise

[@EatMyShortsAU]

Hahahaha come to think of it every time I said "I will be back" I never returned lol. I guess they are use to and dont expect anyone to ever to return by now.

[@fitrianhidayat]

Why though

[@theguythatcould]

I do this all the time. My GF hates it.

[@theguythatcould]

kappelmeister123 just feel bad saying that I'm not interested, so I give them hope. I don't know why.

[@chumblesthecheese8580]

@@theguythatcould It's their own fault for coming on so strongly.

[@shaxshaw]

@@theguythatcould do you wear same shoes? Lol just kidding btw don't feel bad women are spender they love to spend.

[@shaxshaw]

@Noob_Viper to me it's reality I'm sorry tell me you don't like to shop?

[@shaxshaw]

@Noob_Viper then you're one in a million

[@RickJW-OSM]

Too bad he couldn't finish naming all the groomsmen before he got to Chad.

[@johnhorne3052]

It's strangely satisfying that the clerk never bought into Peter's BS.

[@wenzhiquan]

If Frank Ocean wore Sbarro wrappers for shoes, he would’ve written those names down

[@AmitCinematicUniverse]

Clerk is a true professional.

[@mjplayz9202]

Hats off to the store clerk

[@Pikazilla]

can't get cheaper than sbarros

[@OctacleEdits]

Unless it’s Wonder Bread. Just look at Moe Syzlak. I’m not necessarily saying “Simpsons did it!” because Simpsons stole from another show that also stole from another show. Not so original now, huh?

[@justamangoddamn]

Any chain pizza place sucks.

[@karpabla]

I confess I have done a "Peter" in some car shops when the car's price was unexpectedly high. I continued interested to give a false image of myself X-D

[@musclemanmitch3380]

😂

[@Hugs_4_Bugs_]

Yeahhh. It can be embarrassing to just be like "Oh well shit I can't afford nothing here then, bye." Lmao

[@largecoke4087]

It's better if you peter yourself in private only.

[@heroedeleyenda05]

BROOOOOO! LOL, I had just commented about that same thing! look at the comment i had just posted: This is so real! I used to work at a car stereo shop in the ghetto. we would get this type of customer all the time! this dude was "placing an order" for a bunch of stereo equipment, telling my boss all the things he wanted in his car, I handed my boss a notepad, and he just pushed it to the side. the dude kept listing the rest of the stuff, and then left without leaving a deposit for the custom order.

[@honestdriver7007]

I hate these kinds of people, never go to a car showroom again

[@heroedeleyenda05]

BRO! This is so real! I used to work at a car stereo shop in the ghetto. we would get this type of customer all the time! this dude was "placing an order" for a bunch of stereo equipment, telling my boss all the things he wanted in his car, I handed my boss a notepad, and he just pushed it to the side. the dude kept listing the rest of the stuff, and then left without leaving a deposit for the custom order.

[@cnfanldealt3]

This is from "Christmas Guy", the episode Brian returns in.

[@cnfanldealt3]

Malonge Shlong Hey, I'm a fan of the show. I'm a dog lover. Don't belittle me.

[@cnfanldealt3]

Malonge Shlong I mean I'm a dog lover because dogs are so cute. My favorite character from the show is good old Vinny, and _he's_ a dog.

[@hey_its_kev]

People do this at my work all the time. They call ask a 100 questions about the golf course, prices, and what they serve in the kitchen...after 20 min I ask if they would like to schedule a time to play and they say no, they have to discuss it with their friends first....

[@Kaboomboo]

$1,200 for a gold necklace at Tiffany's? Yeah freaking right

[@alexandercrush]

You actually can get a gold necklace for $1,200 there.

[@skips_51]

@@alexandercrush that's all?

[@alexandercrush]

@@skips_51 You can get the exact same gold necklace at another jewelry store for like $150. .

[@thebufoon]

​@@alexandercrushDo they accept credit cards and money?

[@RatlyJones]

It's confirmed. Not only does Google listen to you at all times, it can also read your mind. I didn't even speak anything of this clip, I just thought about this clip yesterday. Sure enough it pops up at the top of my feed today. Get out of my head Google!!!

[@TheOldState_]

Bro that same thing happened to me the other day wtf

[@marcos.e.herlein1986]

That's so fucking true! Happens to me all the time!

[@juanferrer5924]

Nah y’all are just more predictable than you think. With a complex enough algorithm all your actions or entertainment desires can be pretty easily predicted to some extent

[@heroedeleyenda05]

its that darn V#ccine! Im telling ya!

[@thealphamajora4393]

This happens on the regular for my buddy and me! We get a family guy skit in our heads, share it to get it out then every time without fail said skit pops up on my suggestions for KZbin within 48 hours! I'm so glad I'm not the only one this happens to lmao

[@theowleyes07]

What Just 1200 USD for that. Pack 10 of Them I have my Sister's Marriage and These are Damn Cheap Every Big Fat Indian Wedding.

[@asgurinsta2009]

Give skinny ones some credit. They are the majority

[@Srikchik]

Reported for racist comment lol

[@asgurinsta2009]

@@Srikchik facts can't be racist. Unless you recognize it, you can't even begin to fix it.

[@asgurinsta2009]

@@Srikchik so either stay in denial and let poor's suffer and pretend you living in LA LA land or recognize where the state of people at

[@Srikchik]

@@asgurinsta2009 SJW arise

[@musicman76enator]

Lol this is how Rodeo Drive people talk to you xD

[@marco437]

So....are people.... who type.... like....this. ..........

[@firelordsozin3677]

1200? For a gold necklace? I wish lol, try 12k

[@lerpy4338]

Depends on the carot

[@NazriB]

Very polite of them

[@quintas66]

The papery footsteps at the end.

[@craigharvey-gurr337]

Expensive jewelry sucks!

[@honestdave]

Craig Harvey-Gurr wanna a good watch? G Shock they cost between $50 - $100.

[@SE45CX]

yeah, you can also buy some beautifully cut and polished acrylic sheet. And be happy with it.

[@M1ckTheMan]

Most jewelry sucks, its coated in the blood of poor gem workers!

[@craigharvey-gurr337]

Which is why I wear jewelry that's mostly natural and made from the blood of poor gem workers. I also make my own jewelry.

[@Asstazztic]

Honest Dave love my G-Shock

[@tanuj1852]

Damm you Peter you stole my wrappers

[@Hugs_4_Bugs_]

Then there's the other side of the coin. I went in looking for an engagement ring and I literally just wanted to scope in case something caught my eye and they don't leave you alone. They stalk you, ask a bunch of questions and try to reccomend things and I know that's their job but if I say I wanna look then leave me alone ffs. Like I will come to YOU if I need assistance lol

[@heroedeleyenda05]

its a two pronged strategy, 1) if you dont have money they want to make you unconfortable so that you leave and 2) if you do have money, they try to get you to buy before you leave the store bc they know that once youre out the door, the chances you'll come back are slim to none. also, theyre probably reading your behavior to determine if you have money or not, if they sense that you do, they probably dont act as aggresively and give you some space.

[@BenceBorsos]

MAGYAROK!!!

[@rolandbader-nagy312]

jeeeeee

[@csabaotvos9550]

Az ám xD

[@88Blazehaze]

Me when I realize I walked in to a rich people Store by mistake, a Very odd situation

[@rs72098]

To be fair, those prices are very exorbiant, and they pay very little of the profits to employees in most stores.

[@heroedeleyenda05]

That doesnt give people the right to waste their time. also, jewelry is a waste of money anyways. youre paying to wear shiny things on you, any price for jewelry is exuberant. people who buy jewelry deserve to get ripped off

[@OsirisT]

0:46 I live for this sound of the wrapper shoes

[@Ghostone11]

man i could go for some sbarros right now

[@johnbrocado1083]

God that's what I do

[@evanhosley2360]

Wait. MY NAME IS EVAN

[@155chipmunkz]

My mom when she buys eyeglasses.

[@TheOldmillstream1978]

I do this at Porsche dealerships.

[@omgmono]

Wow $1,200 is so cheap!! I need to stop shopping at Cartier

[@GG-ou2tz]

I’ve haggled the price without any money or trying to buy it before

[@justpassingthrough686]

To everyone who does this, may your time be wasted in a similar manner. It's really obnoxious.

[@justpassingthrough686]

@Another Generic Gaming Channel Oh no...

[@muccisebastian9300]

Highly doubt those places have lines of wait

[@justpassingthrough686]

@@muccisebastian9300 Oh what I said wasn't on behalf of other customers. No, that was for the employees and sales staff. The people who don't get paid enough to deal with that BS.

[@fitrianhidayat]

@@justpassingthrough686 it almost sounds like that guy didn't even consider the clerks and staff as another human being that needs to be taken into consideration 🤔

[@justpassingthrough686]

@@fitrianhidayat You just perfectly encapsulated the customer service experience.

[@intorsusvolo7834]

I’ve never heard of Sbarro’s, but I don’t go outside.

[@malfaroangel3896]

It’s a shitty pizza place.

[@Fire_2000]

It's an overpriced fast food pizza place that's at basically every mall

[@plasma9839]

Sounds terrible

[@ajperry3063]

The only good thing I ever had from one in a casino was the garlic rolls

[@jdelorenzod2725]

It's good "bad pizza", if that makes sense. Kinda like Dominoes.

[@traintrack3761]

There may have been a trade

[@blzs3078]

ALÉÉ ALÉÉ MAGYAARORSZÁG ÉÁLÉ!

[@MrAIProgrammer]

He is on to him :)

[@jayak397]

"There may have been a trade" 😂😂

[@NONE2NONE]

This is fucking genius

[@omegamanGXE]

I feel personally attacked 💀

[@bobtheslob2246]

Sbarro is expensive. Having Sbarro wrapper shoes is equivalent to having on Jordan's.

[@Kubakaiser]

That was me in an expensive hi-fi shop last week.

[@Tekashiixine-bm8oc]

Where can you find a Sbarro's in 2021?

[@starcherry6814]

1,200 dollars!!! I could go on holiday for seven days with that money 😹

[@leonardo899]

I'm from Mexico. 1,200 USD is two months of my salary. I'm a college professor with masters in Education.

[@CovidVirgin]

​@@leonardo899 would you say you can live comfortably off of that salary where you live? I'm fascinated by differences in standard of living across the world. I have family friends in India whose servants would be overjoyed to make that in a year, though their food/housing and sometimes even transportation are covered.

[@leonardo899]

@@CovidVirgin No. I live in poverty. I'm emphasizing how even if you go to graduate school, you'll still be poor in Mexico. Mexico is basically a monarchy, the only people who live comfortably are government employees and rich people. The only way to get a government in Mexico, is to inherit one from your a family member in the government. Rich kids simply inherit their family's fortune. Education is worthless in Mexico when it comes to helping you out of poverty.

[@theowleyes07]

Actually considering in India This is nothing.

[@OffGridInvestor]

@@leonardo899 you can get a hit job in Mexico for $10 and you're saying $600 a month leaves you living in poverty. You must be out of touch with some of the other stuff I've heard from Mexico. You'd be relatively well off considering how the rest of the country lives.

[@freku2321]

Peter Called My Name Good, Yay

[@arasb3258]

Buyer tease! Let's see how hard...

[@norbinemeth9727]

Bojler eladó!!!

[@anony1984]

This is me

[@miketheyunggod2534]

I do this everywhere.

[@MrDarknesstolight]

I've actually done this before haha

[@kima4340]

I do this all the time too.

[@michaelsteven5194]

I just watched 1 minutes ad for this video

[@zoliwokhelo3434]

hungary :3 bitchez

[@cmf3947]

So true

[@edgarmejia7877]

It’s me, Edgar.

[@KXNGBANNXXOFFICIAL]

I do this sometimes..

[@wilsongabrielfonseca3073]

Season? ??

[@jasonhuezo5741]

in a nutshell

[@jackwayne8809]

This is so true

[@hb.raafay]

Blake, Hayden, Edger, Blake D, Elliot, Milo, Cooper...

[@do3807]

Those are some white groomsman af names, for sure

[@SAWS]

That's some excellent FAKE BUSINESS

[@thebluefus]

Expensive lol 😂

[@fishy658]

Ah

[@MannyKunV]

facebook market place in a nutshell

[@marias6583]

What did he have on his feet? I dont get it...im not American

[@fan9775]

the one word I can't pronounce 'jewerly'

[@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329]

jool ree

[@youngmesa4258]

what about burglary

[@InSaN3ViSioN]

Jury

[@doozythedoctor]

well thats cause you're spelling it wrong

[@LucaPed94]

Well first start off by spelling it correctly and after we'll work on the pronunciation :P

[@bluebana2280]

The Simpsons did the wrapper joke better

[@rapunzelagain]

"PLEASE, sir. Put some SHOES on."

[@lougeturner1095]

I disagree.

[@dynamicflashy]

I disagree.

[@engg84]

You gotta a problem with my bags?

[@martinsantana8482]

What si this cap?

[@impsimp]

I always pronounced if Saw-Bar-Oh not Sus-barrow

[@JamesBond-xx1lv]

Subbarrow

[@erwind1257]

I just use the individual models' names, like Outback, Forester, WRX etc.

[@CounterNerd]

Can't spell jewelry without jew.

[@Zamaric]

CounterNerd you can't spell jewellery period

[@CounterNerd]

Jewelry vs. jewellery For the noun referring to articles, especially of gold, silver, or precious stones, used for personal adornment, jewelry is the preferred spelling in American English. Jewellery is preferred in varieties of English from outside North America. Both spellings appear in Canadian English, but jewelry prevails by a two-to-one margin. This was taken from an internet page. As you see, my spelling is more relevant as it is used in North America. Come back when Family Guy is made it GB.

[@SmashLiXs]

like the same way we have jew osco

[@Daswassuphomie]

@@Zamaric get trolled libtard

[@applepielord905]

Y'know what? Im not a jew but fuck you man .-.

[@mq46312]

$1,200 isn't even that expensive

[@LobasFavoriteChair]

🛑🧢

[@chibuzorokenyi5267]

There may ve been a trade 😁

[@SmashLiXs]

my mom didn't allow my dad to buy her jewelry since only she knew what she wanted. she made more money than him anyway

[@sicariojosh9331]

In no world does a Coca Cola add need to be 30 seconds

[@terioldridge3085]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joiemanning3323]

i. Do. That. To. OMG

[@JABS991]

I used to have a buddy that'd sell me cubic zirconium in real boxes at the jewelry store. Nothing ljke a bit of 'sparkle' to seal the deal for a month or two before i leave em with a few good memories - and a fugazi.

[@walkingcorpse1224]

$1,200 actually isn't that much. And I know some people who can afford stuff like that, that actually wear cheap clothing and fake items.

[@OffGridInvestor]

It's not tons in terms of the watch world.

[@walkingcorpse1224]

@@OffGridInvestor I mean, I'm a college student with a $12 an hour job, I can even afford that, but I won't. The only real thing I spend money on is a video game every 3 months and mostly plugs for my gauges.

[@bernie-be]

Lol !! I just did that omg

[@1111kila]

I am in for buy some expensive jew.....elry

[@elsenormedia]

They stole this off the Simpsons when mow is wearing wonder bread bags as shoes

[@nelupricelutu3581]

Traducerea în română vreau

[@bigmc9597]

I don't understand why salesman of expensive stores starts behaving weird or judge u by your appearance, I mean even you probably can't afford this shit too, lets just have a middle class chat about expensive stuffs and you can get on with other so called rich clients.

[@Jukeboxster]

The salesman was very polite to Peter but knew he was full of shite.

[@DrJones-ly4ug]

Wefhefg

[@weezysti]

first

[@redarrowhead2]

Lilith Blue GOT EMMMMM

[@Vamatt99218]

Joke started off good but the ending punchline? could use work...cause I didnt find it as funny.

[@ilikefoxesm817]

I was the 666th like... I've done it peter... I've done it...