Family Guy - "Good-day shopkeep"

From the episode "The story on page one".
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[@AINGELPROJECT667]

You gotta admit though, Seth Green nailed Stewie's accent and mannerisms perfectly.

[@919MIG0]

Seth green?

[@AINGELPROJECT667]

@@919MIG0 Chris' VA

[@leonishikino6873]

@@AINGELPROJECT667 I thought Chris voiced Chris

[@blob5907]

its almost like hes a voice actor or something crazy

[@tootyrnt5533]

for a second i forgot it was seth speaking 😂

[@Christopher23451]

"I require a buzzsaw capable of sawing through a human sternum." Stewie may be smart, but he's not subtle.

[@michaellee6821]

What’s a strenum?

[@misterdewott8766]

@@michaellee6821 The bone in the center of your ribs

[@michaellee6821]

@@misterdewott8766 does it hurt when you laugh too much?

[@misterdewott8766]

@@michaellee6821 No. The bone is right between your pectoral muscles

[@davids.3584]

@@michaellee6821 starts right below the neck

[@mrvoorhees96]

"...Or I shall transform your blue-collar into a red one..." Damn Stewie.

[@ILoveRavenclaw9]

bars

[@doge2899]

Who the deuce are you?

[@Cjnw]

When you switch sides in #TENET 😀 #RedTeam #BlueTeam

[@ZyxieRumor]

For those who aren't familiar. *Blue collar* are relating to manual work or workers, particularly in industry. *Red collar* is a subgroup of white collar crime in which the perpetrator uses violence to avoid detection or prosecution So in short, Stewie was going to frame the shopkeep for murder if he didn't get what he wanted.

[@phunguyen858]

That line was cold af

[@GeneralCane]

"Oh, blast, what the devil do they study?" XD

[@cr4yv3n]

Latin class. Dangerous

[@90sNickfan91]

(Shudders) Sorry, kid. I can’t sell power tools to minors.

[@TheRoomforImprovement]

@@90sNickfan91 Now look here, you gourd bellied codpiece.

[@jamesdanson6433]

@@TheRoomforImprovementallow me to purcahse the provisions i demand or i shall transform your blue collar into a red one and-

[@aaronbrown7217]

@@jamesdanson6433 Who the duce are you?

[@Caolan114]

who the deuce are you?

[@darkmessengerofanotherworl2840]

No I don't have any spare change, where the hell I keep it, in my diaper?! Get out of here you hobo!

[@DHAdArchivez]

Oh bloody hell, is this thing still on?

[@MrGarbage52]

*guy stands shocked at what he just heard*

[@Feldoron]

*I hit the replay button*

[@JamesSCrockett1]

Caolan Robinson ask your mother

[@PhantoMace2012]

The fact that you dont see any of what Stewie is doing is what delivers the joke with such hilarity

[@TheAspieGamer66]

Good day shopkeep

[@captaincold5481]

I require a hand operated buzzsaw capable of cutting thru a human sternum

[@c.galindo9639]

I’m some sort of student

[@curlymaster6943]

Carlos Galindo sent here for oh blast what the devil do they study urrrrrr Latin class

[@captaincold5481]

Uh sorry kid I can't sell power tools to minors

[@c.galindo9639]

Now look here you gord bellied cod piece

[@joemac9667]

"...WHO THE DEUCE ARE YOU"? 😆😆😆

[@Asukenick]

The early episodes were the best.

[@Cazz8203]

Fuck off

[@TheFingledorf]

I agree, I cared until about S5 or 6.

[@danielplays8568]

Season 2 was really good until 17

[@poop-kh7ir]

@@Cazz8203 stfu you complain about seeing these comments yet seem to be actively seeking them out on literally every one of these videos, why don't you do something meaningful with your life instead of getting yourself angry over random KZbin comments?

[@lordroy88]

Holy crap I see these all the time

[@anightmareonpokestreet5882]

0:42 That kills me every time! Hilarious!

[@adrianb2232]

A Nightmare On Pokéstreet get outta here you hobo

[@anightmareonpokestreet5882]

Cool Kool LOL.

[@theradionicrevival8068]

A lot of people do voice impressions and they always imitate the way a character or person sounds but never how they talk (which is a huge part of why a lot of them fall apart) how you talk is as important as how you sound Even to voice actors that shit can be hard to do, it ain’t done often in family guy but Seth green really knocked it out of the park bouncing between Chris’ voice and stewies speech patterns and cadences perfectly. Going the extra mile for jokes like these really sells it for me idk The joke just wouldn’t have landed as hard otherwise

[@alvexok5523]

@@theradionicrevival8068 I agree with you. This clip is one of the funniest scenes in the entire Family Guy series. As for voice acting, Seth has great diversity with how he varies his voices from Peter to Stewie and such. Brian is Seth's real voice. I remember hearing Seth talk during an episode commentary and I just kept hearing Brian talk. That's how I hear it when not actually seeing Seth talking and also not seeing him officially voicing Brian at that moment

[@alexargueta5775]

That “who the deuce are you” was perfect

[@Originella]

Chris: "Now look here you gourd-bellied codpiece!!" Me: "That escalated quickly..."

[@EugeneOneguine]

God the animation, dialogues and jokes were top notch at the time... now we get these robotized face dual-expressions with lazy mean insulting humor...

[@Johnson09641]

Indeed, when Seth was more involved in the creation and writing it was fantastic.

[@JayStack5]

Don’t forget the slow zoom in

[@FortunAdlaich]

I prefer the newer seasons, not every joke is hilarious to me but it’s still funny and enjoyable in my opinion

[@jerrodshack7610]

What exactly is the high quality animation in this segment

[@blob5907]

@@FortunAdlaich then your part of the problem

[@monfe5532]

"Hobo" just doesn't seem like a word early stewie would say. Derelict, vagrant, or vagabond seems more appropriate

[@TB4000]

It shows that even for all his intelligence he's still a Griffin

[@FalonGrey]

Pretty sure those are all different things though.

[@qcope]

tramp... is the dull but English translation of Hobo!

[@rasmuseriksson1891]

Or ragamuffin

[@FamilyGirl566]

He did say hobo in an earlier season 2 episode

[@c.galindo9639]

The shopkeeps face is hilarious in his reaction to what he heard at the end XD

[@LordKore]

God I miss old family Guy

[@jasonamil8820]

How Seth Green got through this without dissolving into a puddle of uncontrolled laughter is beyond me. I mean, I dare any of you to try reciting this into the mirror without cracking up. It's impossible.

[@angryferb1079]

I will admit "allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one" is a top tier threat.

[@jasonhernandez8146]

Dude I really had no real expectations cause Chris has never really been funny to me but man, hearing him say the things stewie normally says is funny asf😂😂

[@philyoutuber7270]

Remember when Chris had an earring? I do

[@ianfinrir8724]

Pepperridge Farm remembers.

[@stephenbachman132]

So he can make a mind control device. But doesn't own a buzz saw capable of cutting through a human sternum.

[@Hauba1925]

One of the best scenes in Family Guy's history

[@niff6177]

It's crazy how at one point Chris has earrings and then he doesn't

[@mal_3157]

I love how the accent creeps in

[@DenderFriend]

Seth Green isn't especially known for his range but this seems like a good job at doing Stewie doing Chris.

[@Dynastone]

0:20 ears 0:22 no ears

[@musicman76enator]

Best Stewie-Chris gag ever. Makes me laugh every time I watch it. Brilliant. 🙂👏👏

[@Blu-Meanie]

I was always wondering why I default to calling workers "shopkeep"

[@doublezero2001]

When family guy was clever

[@kaijukid9644]

If this was modern family guy he would have murdered the casheer violently and graphically

[@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb]

Isn't stewie nicer in the newer seasons tho?

[@__VQ__]

"Later Family Guy is darker" Yes, haha, very original.

[@kaijukid9644]

@@__VQ__ yeah and its goatshit too

[@__VQ__]

@@kaijukid9644 Daring today with these takes, aren't we?

[@ruffruggednraw]

Stewie is still evil in the newer seasons, it’s that he’s not acting like his old self

[@xxlCortez]

When Stewie was still cool.

[@seanoleary4374]

My absolute favorite cutaway from the whole series!! 😂😂

[@Mew_Master]

I’m telling you, Family Guy, back in the day, was the best!!

[@robertruelas3455]

Seth Green must've had a blast

[@gorrow1990]

Stewie's dialogue was so much better in these first few seasons.

[@horsemoose1]

All time favorite clip right here Hands down

[@OmegaBlackHeart]

"Now look here you gourd belly codpiece..." 🤣

[@FeedingFrenzy91]

One of my favorite lines. God bless you.

[@denos1699]

a British Chris?

[@NoriMori1992]

Seth Green was honestly really good at imitating Stewie.

[@harrison6082]

I remember when I needed a buzzsaw capable of cutting through a human sternum for my latin class

[@palosnes3147]

0:31 If miners can't use power tools then how are they going to mine efficiently

[@benjaminex3009]

Rope, bombs? *.....Buzzsaw?*

[@radioactiverat8751]

That was funnier than I remember

[@kawiikanji8620]

Been watching short family clips for like half an hour now

[@Originella]

Latin class hahaha. We had Latin at my high school...

[@tekkenz90]

Could have said biology class or woodshop, more believable.

[@Originella]

@@tekkenz90 That is so true.

[@rtozier2011]

@@tekkenz90 I also had Latin class at my high school. I mean, granted it was optional and taught by the headmaster, and was a ridiculously posh school, but still.

[@rehydratedganondorf4244]

Man your everywhere lol

[@Originella]

@@rehydratedganondorf4244 yes, I am

[@Sabis2365]

"Who the deuce are you? No, I don't have any change. Where the hell would I keep it, in my diaper?"

[@charleskinsey2077]

Best scene ever and its not even shown.

[@chpman2013]

Hearing Stewie speak through Chris is hilarious beyond belief.

[@papahudz69]

I miss old family guy, this scene nearly destroyed my sides 😂😂😂😂

[@yussufhussein8859]

Is it just or did anyone else forget that Chris used to wear earings

[@McRocket]

For me - this might be the funniest moment ever in Family Guy.

[@pennyboarder.4991]

this is the best family guy clip holy

[@chrisc1553]

as a latin student I can verify that its required I bring a textbook and buzzsaw capable of sawing through a human sternum to every class

[@buttsmear45]

I didn't think anything from family guy could make me laugh as much as I did watching this clip.

[@deionrobinson7341]

His Eyes Tho XD

[@Caine7ify]

. . . Am I still on?

[@BenjaminGoose]

Is this thing still on?*

[@jeremytung1632]

Hearing Chris talk like Stewie will never not be funny.

[@Falconforge89]

Judging by the shopkeeper’s face, he probably just gave Chris the power tool

[@52flyingbicycles]

A rare case where telling was funnier than showing

[@easternsasquatch]

This one genuinely made me chuckle.

[@independentserioustayj9592]

*"Family Guy quote"*

[@revengefrommars]

"quote just a few seconds later in same video"

[@canileal1863]

"Make hateful remark about how the characters made the joke and announce that the fans are now quoting the characters in comments."

[@alexipanda9505]

There's something special about hearing Chris talking like Stewie

[@AaronDanieltenni]

This part never gets old...

[@bartmanfantanfart36]

When i was between elementry and middle school This lived rent free in mu head

[@dudejoe24]

This scene has been in my mind for 15 years

[@ericbana191]

Funniest Family Guy so far 😂

[@Discoleomoneymike20]

I Would Love to see that Conversation between Stewie & the Hobo. “ Who the Deuce are you , No I Don’t have any Change , Where Would I keep it my Diaper 😂😂😂. Oh Bloody hell is this thing still on 😂😂😂

[@melodygabrielle1920]

Good day shopkeeper. I am going into battle and require you strongest buzzsaw. YOU CAN' T HANDLE MY STRONGEST BUZZSAWS

[@gferrol118]

I miss this Stewie

[@kriegerlander8054]

Shopkeepers reaction is the best though

[@ricosauve5]

I love old family guy

[@rockysolid4200]

He should’ve took control of Peter instead.

[@carlthornton3076]

Very Good!.

[@Rockonymous]

The best way to leave someone thoughtless: go from evil genius to not making any sense in less than a minute 😂

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

Me when I play Spelunky: good day shopkeep. *throws bomb*

[@LiamEFC.]

why is a hobo asking a baby for change

[@TalentHouseAd]

Damn that british accent through the teenage voice. Props to the VA that's hard

[@adamrosenberg4343]

Kids these days don’t remember when Chris had an earring

[@allyourpie4323]

I have had days like this.

[@WarmPotato]

Early FG was the best

[@bronsoverbrains586]

“Is this thing still on?”

[@koronbracey1054]

0:48

[@haamidfarhaan1681]

Which episode pls?

[@n1c98]

LMFAO! Absolute fucking golden. Family Guy never disappoints

[@Haseo135]

I miss this humor!

[@towme_maybe]

That's wild, son

[@Dafastso]

early family guy was the funniest shit ever

[@houseofmendoza5442]

I kinda miss this family guy

[@SnuuySnuuy]

my fav family guy joke

[@ry_jayy]

Are we all just ignoring that botched line read by Seth? "Alright now walk up blhgf the counter".

[@pupper9474]

Old family guy is surprisingly good.

[@BzClaw996]

It gets funnier later on when the mind control backfires lol

[@dillonkinder9296]

Homeless Guy: Hey young man you have any spare change

[@SuperChaos002]

Old Family Guy was so much better.

[@qharris1534]

I like this clip but we can't be putting ads on copyrighted stuff, that's not right

[@thenextdouglassbubbletrous1062]

Forgot how good this show used to be

[@RevolutionaryPrepper-rg9kb]

Omg, that's funny as hell! ROTFL!!! 😂

[@MacenW]

Whatever happened to Chris's earing?

[@HB-kx2nm]

I cant dtop watching yhis

[@RhysClark97]

Love that in this episode Stewie couldnt tell the difference between being big and being an adult, chris is still too young to be buying this stuff