Family Guy - Mort speaks with a deeper, more relaxed voice

00:03 - Mort's relaxed voice.
00:23 - Let's turn off our devices and walk three miles to temple.
00:43 - I gave Moses 20 bucks to walk away.
Season: 22 Episode: 15 - Faith no more

[@aka_miso]

I love how brian asked how it happened so fast when its a fucking time machine he could have taken years and still returned to that exact time

[@mathieuleader8601]

I wish it was Mort's son Neil that played a part in this gag we have not seen him in ages

[@JoeyMBrooklyn]

“Oh Ho Ho! It’s funny because you *won’t* be back!”

[@spoodlydoodler3552]

Neil was taken out when what's her name left. Can only have enough of 1 Mort

[@THOMASINTHE1980S]

He appeared in Season 21’s "Carny Knowledge".

[@wdcain1]

The last I saw Neil was him pouring whiskey on his mom's bench and telling her to burn in hell. I wish this got elaborated. A flashback episode that showed Merrill was actually as awful as Carter would be fun.

[@lordflarus]

He already did this bit

[@kuriboi952]

Moses just accepted modern day American money in ancient Egypt?

[@DragoSonicMile]

Moses: "What am I supposed to do with this? It doesn't weigh nearly as much as a gold piece."

[@waross8214]

there's a joke about the pyramids on the dollar somewhere here but I can't think of anything

[@jonathan4158]

Brian wants to stop Moses so he doesn't have to turn off his devices for one day.

[@creativeartstudios6792]

That and having to walk three miles

[@SiegeTF]

But dogs love going on walks!

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

A week, every week. Shabbat is really taken seriously by both Orthodox and Haredi Jews. Even old time Christians of the various denominations took Sabbath seriously...

[@antirevomag834]

Yeah. i like how they kinda show him as not trying to improve the world in actuality, but instead just solely selfishly wanting religion gone JUST for his own convenience. It kinda fits from the shows standpoint, because we're a long ways from seth's original vision of brian being the 'voice of reason' on the show. I mean. even in this episode, god shows up and kicks their asses for their antics, and it's treated so casually, that it's clear he knows god exists, but he's still supposed to be an atheist.

[@Doctor4077]

Does anyone else think that Lois is absolutely rocking that look?

[@summertime6785]

0:23 Brian jinxed himself.

[@DaL33T5]

Shomer fuckin' shabbos.

[@GrievousReborn]

Brian realizing all religions have rules

[@BatmanFan76]

0:08 I like this new Mort. He’s got moxy.

[@wariothelegend8046]

SpongeBob and Patrick: “AAAAAAAHHHH! Wait…. What’s moxy?”

[@mmoney3523]

Instead of moxie, you should say "chutzpah"

[@jonsku6662]

I mean 20 bucks is a good amount of future currency Imagine the savings you could make by the time it became the used currency

[@average-art3222]

So... How much would that be, back in those times? If that's fine to ask about

[@jonsku6662]

@@average-art3222 You don't ask men about their finances, just like you don't ask women about their age or weight, or Stewie about his age or what way he swings

[@MrGold11987]

@@jonsku6662 You don't ask people about how much they're making. Asking what 20 dollars in modern society would equate to in the past is not included in that

[@jonsku6662]

@@MrGold11987 both equate to throwing hands, boi

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

But you could not have invested it. Compare and contrast with the traditional example of Judas' thirty pieces of silver. Though 20 dollars would still lots of money when the American dollar was introduced or even later when bills became prevailing way of spending money - if you can make people accept an obviously modern bill.

[@khyabatiste3669]

Am I the only one wondering what the veterinarian girl who Brian tried to get with would look like now that there’s no Christianity

[@Jon_REDACTED]

Of course Brian’s solution is to make the world more atheist rather than use these opportunities to steer Religion on a better path

[@giggukardaguy9077]

Or realize religion isn't the cause of every bad thing in the world and that's more of just an excuse to do those bad things But no no Seth needs his mouth piece

[@jack_stone]

​@@giggukardaguy9077But if this act is shown a bad thing is Seth really mouth piecing Brian?!

[@giggukardaguy9077]

@@jack_stone They portray the world as finally being perfect because all religion is gone after this and the only reason they bring religion back is cause God beats them up Pretty sure he's still a mouth piece

[@lazyquahog9385]

⁠@@jack_stoneThey never really show a world without Abrahamic religion in the episode. God beats up Brian and Stewie and they correct the timeline.

[@KyoryuDiabolos]

South Park already did an episode where in the future they worship science but they’re still at war with each other, almost as if conflict is always part of human nature.

[@waltvonkeisel5610]

Should I point out the fact that they weren't even using paper currency during the time of Moses in that specific region?

[@antirevomag834]

Stewie is correct, twenty bucks by modern standards is nothing, but at the rate of inflationary aspects, we could argue that a proper exchange would probably have given him more money than god.

[@carsonapplebaum2266]

You tried sooo hard to sound studied, but failed to consider that fiat currencies would not be invented for several thousand more years, and that no one would accept a piece of paper in exchange for anything

[@antirevomag834]

@@carsonapplebaum2266 No, i just didn't give a shit to look that deep into it.

[@carsonapplebaum2266]

@@antirevomag834 It's one of the basic concepts of modern economics. Tell me you're still in middle school without actually telling me. I can tell there's a lot of important stuff you're too spoilt to "give a shit" about.

[@Irish_Ian17]

You know before i even clicked on the video i knew it was going to be that voice.

[@el_oofo5132]

Moses: “$20 is $20”

[@petercullen9927]

I thought he would sound like this after seeing the thumbnail and reading the description

[@IIARROWS]

"How did you that so fast" It's a time machine...

[@khyabatiste3669]

0:31 I said the same thing Stewie did, that actually gave me a good laugh

[@jaquanmiller2526]

Still, God ain't going to be happy about this in the end.

[@summertime6785]

No kidding. Brian and Stewie learn this lesson the *hard way.*

[@lemons38]

can't be, that would require being real

[@whynotbrosay]

​@lemons38 he's real in Family Guy land and they got what they deserved. 🤣

[@zoperxplex]

"Family Guy" has beaten the Time Machine thread to death.

[@JumpirThatsHard]

Mort Sounds Like Tim Allen

[@tylergoodman3560]

Mort wins the low voice contest. 🎉

[@skaldlouiscyphre2453]

Mort sounds like the miscast Fozzie bear.

[@carsonapplebaum2266]

Idk turning off my phone and walking 3 miles at sunset sounds pretty nice

[@Stone_Yoshi_3]

*0:40** Say less-*

[@serioussilliness2064]

Brian, how do you know he did that fast, it could have been ten years and he just showed up a second after he left. It's a tike machine.

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Hmm oh damn him sounding more casual is great jus like that flashback when he didn't look geeky but handsome. Harmony way yeah '13 ,Hmm oh yeah that sucked ass well there are no regrets 0:18 ccept going off the grid 3 miles ? this eew (bleep ) up we ,(,bleep) up man 0:25 u know gotta lois my cartoon proud of the last name steinberg

[@khyabatiste3669]

So with no Christianity Mort’s voice became deep kidnapper voice low

[@vedymin1]

So thats why the juice are so wealthy...that 20 bucks grew in the bank for them for thousands of years 🐸

[@gustavgnoettgen]

Can we "adjust for inflation" 20 USD to Moses' times for a ridiculous result?

[@catthekitty9286]

I have family Guy adult swim airings

[@dndgeek4112]

Now Brian is not allowed to eat or get a girl when the sun is up

[@ferrellkang4954]

Pappy, if 5 cents gave us 30 pounds of candy… What will 20 bucks give us?

[@Mystic-Alchemist1]

I’ll tell you what it can us THE GREATEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES!

[@Roark787]

So Brian wanted to get rid of religion cause he wanted women to be more loose towards him and he wanted to be lazy?... You know God was far to kind to him when he just settled to just give him that beating.

[@kaizerhall3138]

Brian claims to be this progressive, morally-upstanding person, but a lot of what he says and does is more about his own self-interests.

[@apocalypseblues3897]

bro pre-abrahamic paganism CANNOT be better than

[@kevstar2336]

Why does Brian's car looks so different?

[@Mikewee777]

Time travel magic

[@itayarvatz7559]

The premise of the episode is a bit wierd since jedisim isn't a religion that is bent on bringing others in like Islam and Christianity, Jews are kinda doing their own thing, you can convert to jedisim if you wish but traditionally (excluding reform conversion) converting to jedisim could take years

[@user-kw2yn2ff3n]

Kevin Swanson and Meg Griffin’s baby 2025

[@henrythebananaboy]

Hello

[@ntsejfamyaj]

cheeses

[@SiegeTF]

So, is it going to be Islam now, or are we getting into Spaghetti Monster territory?

[@Ahmed-ye5sd]

I don't think they'll do one for Islam.

[@peterpocsai1627]

Nope stewie. 1. Dollar did not existed so it was just a piece of paper 2. Chinese invented paper cash but for a long period of time it was not spread around the world so still. Just a piece of paper.

[@1withthelion]

Stevie did the world a big service

[@kadynsandrey1881]

Why?

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

No arbitrary (from an atheist's point of view), stifling rules? Does Brian even know what Judaism is? Hasn't he notícia EVERY woman with her head covered?

[@mmoney3523]

Every person has their head covered

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

@@mmoney3523 Fair enough, but the headscarfs are more prominent than the kippah. Also, at this point, in Family Guy, I think, we had seen more male Jewish characters covering their heads than women. So I would say the women covering their heads are a greater change for Brian. Point taken, though. Thanks.

[@cledgefenrir5681]

So Brian seems to think that religion means Christianity. Like Buddhism isnt a thing or does he not count it as a religion.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

It's Brian. It's in his character to play a big game yet know nothing.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

This really shows that Brian only likes a religion when it benefits him, boy because he has any actual faith or dedication to anything. 😂

[@Kruukk]

He's a dog l, shouldn't he be happy about a 3 mile walk?

[@christopheredwards788]

Brian you're bad

[@plendor]

Whatever Stewie did probably made it worse as usual

[@jontwest]

Bolsheviks are the best!

[@TheBandit025Nova]

Give Moses 20 Dollars well he’s Early Jew so wait that means Islam is the most common religion in world Praise Allah

[@lawrencearabia9007]

Then they will go even further back in time to kill Abraham as a baby

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

What about whatever it was the Chinese or Native American people's believed back then now.