Family Guy- Quagmire Meets his Children

Quagmire meets his children for the first time.
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[@icesoup606]

Those kids have unknown brothers in the school

[@jj_wijaya6324]

And quagmire just add 1 brother

[@dougwalkertexasranger2504]

Soon the world will have nothing but quagmires

[@alexs5744]

It makes you wonder.

[@dawsonglawe3203]

@@dougwalkertexasranger2504 Who else but quagmires?

[@o.g.francis9361]

@@dawsonglawe3203 They're Quagmires, Quagmires! You never really know what they're gonna do next! They're Quagmires, Quagmires...

[@olimac82]

Remember when Quagmire criticized Brian for not taking care of his son, and still he cannot enter to an elementary school without having to find at least one of his sons in each classroom.

[@gstone8255]

That`s why i hate him more !

[@A_Frog]

Yeah but at least Quagmire knows he’s a bad person, Brian pretends he’s a good person but he’s just as bad as Quagmire

[@Saturn959]

@@A_Frog Actually the fact that he knows he is a bad person is worse

[@aetherialbeing4223]

@@Saturn959 eh is it though? Brian denying he’s a bad person and lying about it vs Quagmire embracing it openly. Both are bad, how you look at this really just determines your outlook on life tbh

[@Saturn959]

@@aetherialbeing4223 no Brian thinking that he is a good person is still bad but quagmire knows what he does is bad and doesn’t try to change at all

[@JackPool-lq8ux]

Quagmire’s 19 years older than Peter, so he could pass for peter’s father.

[@FiftyStates5]

I thought he was in his 70s while Peter is in his 40s?

[@blacksenko]

@@FiftyStates5 - Quagmire is in his 60s.

[@jrexx2841]

How? Lol they were highschool classmates

[@IAmTheRealHusk]

@@jrexx2841 Quagmire is really around his 60s. Probably 17-20 years older than Peter lol

[@fightclubhubbs]

@@jrexx2841 You're asking how in a show that has absolutely no consistency or continuity? lol

[@datemasamune2904]

The teacher then proceeds to yell “Oh daddy!”

[@maninthetrenchcoat5603]

Oh god!

[@helloimnothing7954]

Oh Jesus!

[@romainsavioz5466]

Bettercif she says giggitti

[@tylerplayzz8697]

sweet home alabama

[@prcgaming7073]

Plot twist she actually his daughter Which doesn't make sense but im putting it anys

[@fabiannin578]

Who else but quadmire.

[@No-body7888]

Yeah who else but quadmire

[@reikosta4861]

Quadmire. Who else right? Screw that guy named quagmire

[@avetikghorosyan8429]

Who else but quarmire

[@hannibalburgers477]

Did he done did it, Guadmeere

[@javierecordovas.4345]

He's Quagmire!! Quagmire!! You never gonna know what He's gonna go next!! He's Quagmire!! Quagmire!!

[@Oegyeindraws]

I was waiting for that last teacher to say "giggity"

[@jandrei3348]

“Oh God!”

[@christophermarkee5445]

Who else but Quagmire.

[@jacksondavenport9296]

And then him to run into the gym and find a really muscular one of his kids

[@dyldev0320]

All that did was make me think of grown ups 2

[@samortmann5003]

Would that have stopped him?

[@goatlover6312]

First time I saw this I was sure it was gonna turn out that the woman was also his child. Although considering he is apparently 60 it is still a possibility.

[@luanlinhares1707]

It could happen since glenn is 61 years old(he was born in 1948 so today he would be 73)

[@liamjacques5335]

Yeah, if he's seventy three in 2021 and if the two daughters he's talked to are any validation it's a possibility that the teacher is his,

[@sanaawilliams7153]

I sware i thought she was gonna say giggity 😂

[@marcusgraves2662]

Still probably wouldn't stop him, considering how much of deviant Quagmire is.

[@goatlover6312]

@@marcusgraves2662 There is an episode where he meets one of his daughters and is about to have sex with her but stops after learning how they are related and never seems to even consider it after that. Although in another episode after putting his infant daughter up for adoption he said he might check up on her in 18 years so his view on incest is not very consistent.

[@stevebomer7670]

0:53 Certified Giggity moment

[@ratulbiswas1812]

I keep on rewatching this video just because of this moment 😂😂😂

[@ThiagoBaldiniLucheis]

Giggity.

[@Coolguylegit8877]

I made it 666 likes

[@Kxy2x]

Uagh!

[@glennquagmire9833]

Indeed Certified

[@lou_ves0630]

Fun fact: 10% of the world’s population can be traced back to Glenn Quagmire.

[@gunboymaximum3207]

Underrated comment

[@dantemcedgelord9331]

made my day

[@mstr293]

So he's basically white Genghis Khan?

[@gunboymaximum3207]

@@mstr293 slightly less asian genghis khan

[@jrmcferren]

Who Else But Quagmire?

[@spongebobmiscellaneous]

0:08 Oh my god. Who. The hell. *CARES?*

[@Zanderreaper]

Peter I would like to remind you that you are in a classroom

[@arifrifai5201]

@@Zanderreaper not for long.

[@iambored5898]

@@arifrifai5201 can I help you sir

[@brimcd]

@@iambored5898 Hi there my name's Glenn Griffin, uh, I'm here to pick up my son Peter for a ball ga- uh, doctor's appointment

[@iambored5898]

@@brimcd Peter is your son?

[@Unfunny_Frog]

There’s still so many more rooms he could’ve explored. So many lost children could’ve been reunited with their dad.

[@jester_of_MADNESS]

SSOO MUCH CHILD SUPPORT

[@ceu160193]

And he is also pilot, imagine how many women he slept with in other areas...

[@anonymousgoji]

God imagine how much he needs to pay for child support

[@Norinia]

@@anonymousgoji sorry to burst the bubble on this joke, but the courts would probably take pity on him. Because poor him. My dad’s got a friend with I think it was 17 kids (dad only reconnected with him when we moved to this area, so I’ve never seen him. Just overheard my parents lol) and he whines about how he has to pay 300 dollars a month in child support. 300 hundred dollars. In total. It’s not even 20 bucks a month per kid. But he thinks it’s sooo unfair! So Quagmire would probably be fine.

[@anonymousgoji]

@@Norinia oh that's good

[@markcambrone8369]

Quagmire: How’s that son of yours you never see? Brian: Not bad. How are those kids of yours you avoid at all costs?

[@sabix2005]

oh god

[@nikkistartrinidad9853]

Wow

[@hentaihaven2843]

Pow! right in the kisser.

[@D00MMAST3R]

I hate Brian but that is also a good point.

[@user-hz8us2rs7k]

@@D00MMAST3R Did you like the episode where he died?

[@helloimnothing7954]

I don't know why Quagmire's Mexican child saying _"Papa?"_ got me laughing for a straight 5 minutes.

[@GenshinLover283]

Same here. Out of all of them for some reason that's the one that fucking gets me lol

[@user-rm3cq6wt7u]

Probably cause papa is dad is spanish?

[@helloimnothing7954]

@@user-rm3cq6wt7u It's the pronunciation of that word that gets me and I don't know why.

[@redshirtveteran5688]

@@user-rm3cq6wt7u Papá is dad, papa is just a spud. ... You know what, either applies to Quagmire, never mind.

[@redshirtveteran5688]

@@draguOdoT True, but how likely is that Glenn will be called pope?

[@devilmarx739]

Random news website: publishes a story about a celebrity’s life during quarantine Literally everyone: 0:08

[@somebodytouchamyspaghet5384]

basically my country's news station

[@doodoomemes5914]

Basically, GMA network from (Philippines)

[@somebodytouchamyspaghet5384]

@@doodoomemes5914 Chika Minute lol

[@sebastiansethd.lastimosa6610]

@@doodoomemes5914 i live in Phillipines and that is actually how i react the news say "famous person" but i dont ave a damn clue who tf that person is

[@Anathema_009]

Well I would care actually and be interested.

[@saintelmoswrath1844]

0:50 HOW THE HELL IS THAT NOT A WHO ELSE BUT QUAGMIRE MOMENT

[@Kxy2x]

Its a giggity moment

[@Br.ajjoujjenberry]

I love how all the people in Spanish class are Spanish and likely speak Spanish fluently

[@AlexMartinez-cc7hc]

They are not spanish , they're mexican probably.

[@elharvey5032]

Nah they're Latinos, Spaniards are White

[@mstr293]

Most Americans and English/British people take English as part of their curriculum. Mexicans or Spanish people taking Spanish classes shouldn't be a surprise.

[@rodrigoe.gordillo2617]

You english people are so funny

[@David-ki2xt]

To be honest if you are a native speaker you can notice they just picked a random english speaking kid and made him say papá. He just pronounces the p in a way spanish speakers don't.

[@rubysilvereye3611]

So quagmire gots 3 sons and 2 daughters after seeing every season jesus christ

[@OneGaurdian]

Four daughters.

[@unknowncloak2073]

Five daughters 6 if you count the alternate timeline

[@double-aa-entertainment]

One more when counting that one episode when quagmire has to take care of his daughter

[@crispytatertot4213]

Don’t forget the twins in that strip club and also his older Italian son

[@rockymay2098]

Don't forget the giraffe

[@boomhauer5928]

0:53 the noise he makes is fucking perfect

[@SaintUncleStephen]

EYYGH

[@WolfyRed]

99 likes. nice

[@NightDJ9462]

“OH MY GOD! WHO THE HELL CARES!?” Never gets old

[@-yx4md]

0:42 he should’ve said oh dios mío

[@metehantans7852]

Oh my god I wish he did lmao

[@mrthorian8096]

opportunities were wasted

[@yellowindian5134]

No

[@SergeantNut_Alt]

Yes

[@lordroy88]

Why does seeing Peter in a classroom for children seem so natural

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Not if he's a dwarf I however am spoofing that idea I got the idea from the nudist he met out too sea say he really reached this for this 🌭 from dinner at the Campbell's I mean sure that's not where it landed

[@jimmy_os]

@@zoidlloyd7736 ???

[@lordroy88]

@@zoidlloyd7736 tf

[@zoidlloyd7736]

@@lordroy88 TF TF? U need help in my comment it wasn't that bad

[@zoidlloyd7736]

@@jimmy_os where u get honey 🍯

[@MrTiemos]

Is no one going to point out that the teacher/staff was actually considering getting down with a random man in an elementary school? Quagmire's got some kind of charisma, and it's certainly working for her.

[@selfloathingweekly]

Its also Family Guy. In real life you would be in jail

[@malikemoodie8410]

@@selfloathingweekly wow no shit sherlock

[@AlphaSeagull]

@@selfloathingweekly holy crap you're telling me my life is a lie? That the things people regularly do in family guy aren't things that are normally allowed or realistic? Your telling me babies don't try to kill their parents, a man can't regularly have fights with another man in a chicken costume and get away with it? Pedophiles aren't just funny old guys, and can't just regularly perv on their underaged neighbors until they accidentally fall in love with a grown man thinking he was a teenager then proceed to literally explode when they find out? Oh man my entire universe just got flipped upside down, why didn't anyone tell me this fictional adult cartoon wouldn't be realistic???

[@Possiblylunar]

@@AlphaSeagull cool story bro

[@nightstar1528]

0:08 is me every time an ad comes on

[@swagmaster5103]

That is so freaking true and I shall show you an example of my own Me: I love watching KZbin “An ad come on” Me: does it look like a give a shit about an app that will just have a bunch of more ads in them and the game is probably just the same thing reapeated multiple times which means that is basically just a copy and paste of the same crap and you all know that you are just making these games so you can get little kids to play them just like how there are among us ripoffs there are also a lot more rip offs and sometimes I wonder of why they need my photos? Or other private stuff from me all I am trying to do is brush some toddlers teeth and making sure some girl gets ready for a big dance and then I wonder to myself WHY THE FUCK AM I PLAYING THESE!? Me later: I am just going to play some GMOD on my laptop.

[@WolfyRed]

33 liles nice

[@deathandbananas2152]

Snitch: sir they said a bad word Teacher: okay, I’ll tell them to stop Also the teacher: 0:07

[@cheesebusiness]

0:08 The legendary meme

[@mandeepsinghsekhon2874]

OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES

[@xaetivity]

My answer to so so many things

[@richmondjames7798]

Daddy ? Daaaaddy ? Papa ?

[@YOKS_2578]

OH GOD!!!

[@lordvader6172]

Hey there are no kids in here right?

[@waddysoap4868]

@@lordvader6172 Dad...

[@YOKS_2578]

@@waddysoap4868 oh come on! Why you not copy dialogue in that scene!

[@richardroberts6021]

Can confirm it's that easy to pick up a teacher so long as you're catching them after one of their divorces

[@selfloathingweekly]

🤣

[@TheCabalOnMars]

That's cold, but her bedside won't be for long.

[@destroxinox_101]

0:06 peter just said what everyone was thinking

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

I love How all of the kids in the Spanish class are spanish.

[@SteelPanda220]

*Latinos. Spanish people are white.

[@stanislausklim7794]

Her "hmmm" just makes me laugh 😆.

[@Prismark]

I like how every child of his has his face like it's a virus... Giggity

[@WolfyRed]

11

[@nolyjuniorfajardo515]

Peter Griffin looks like Ken Jeong in that scene HAHAHAHA lol

[@alguien1642]

0:40 “P A P Á ?”

[@Coolyes379]

OH GOD

[@Mooffgamesgamer]

@@Coolyes379 hey, there are no kids in here right?

[@EiRal]

@@Mooffgamesgamer No? Just me

[@redapple7383]

@@GhostIMGS you want to have unprotective s*x?

[@spikey1389]

@@redapple7383 found the 10 year old

[@nuk4lear]

Kid 1 = daddy! Kid 2 = daaady! Kid 3 = papa! Kid 4 = oh yes Glenn, giggity!

[@epicortez666]

Spanish child “Papa!” Quagmire “Oh Nõ”

[@mr.herbert532]

I was banned from that school. Don't know why, all I ever did was expose myself to unsuspecting students.

[@hejbuy]

Hmmmmm maybe hold em hostage

[@Laynel8]

I bet it was more than just popsicles you were giving to them kids Herbert... mmmmm...

[@mr.herbert532]

@@Laynel8 Why sir, I have no idea on what you speak of. I'm a law abiding elderly citizen with the upmost respect to law and order, sometimes.

[@herbertthepervert2103]

Imposter

[@mr.herbert532]

@@herbertthepervert2103 I'm as real as it gets, I think you're experiencing delusions of grandeur.

[@bluephoenix4994]

I love how the Spanish room is literally just a room full of Spanish children

[@ML-sc3pt]

That would mean they come from Spain. They're clearly Latino, your ignorance is showing

[@WolfyRed]

21 likes nice

[@314rft]

And it's not even Quagmire's only Spanish speaking child. Remember he has an adult son in Madrid.

[@5H1N13]

"Giggity?" "Giggity"

[@codybaidoo713]

0:40 Does that school have a room with a bunch of Spanish kids. That is very weird.

[@Timetraveler2411]

*it’s labeled Spanish for a reason*

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Right. At first I was like oh maybe it’s Spanish class but then I thought why would the Spanish kids need to take Spanish??

[@scott5388]

@@lukemckenzie0121 because some may know how to speak Spanish but not how to write in it

[@williamcanales4371]

It’s to help Hispanic kids who immigrated here to the U.S. learn the regular school curriculum while also learning English

[@Elipson52008]

@@lukemckenzie0121 Why do English speakers need to take English? i don't see anything wrong there.

[@drasonmeerrkat2617]

Quagmire should have just said i adopted him

[@nygiants440]

No he looks like him because they have the same genetics

[@vernyulkisasszony4708]

@@nygiants440 I am late but the original comment is talking about Peter, not his actual child.

[@filipbooy2832]

Peter: walks in the main frame and said: “who else but quagmire?”

[@eyezodiotic3197]

This is still my favorite gag

[@lumityforever]

0:07 when I'm dealing with little kids telling me about what they like

[@doraemon402]

So, why is the Spanish class full of latin American students?? Edit: by the replies I'm getting, I feel like people don't understand my question. "Why is the class FULL of latin Americans?" is basically me asking why are there no white people? Is this a segregated school?

[@fukini2594]

No one expects La Inquisición Latina

[@zalekvoris1517]

Racism

[@djenderman177andbenny2]

How dumb are you?

[@rusty2304]

Maybe its part of their school curriculum

[@lilAndrix]

jesus fucking christ 🤦‍♂️

[@cristiancontreras4001]

You never really know what he's going to do next.

[@wakeful_monthgaming8496]

0:07 you when there siblings say they they are better than you

[@AfkChris04]

Did these kids ever looked at each other and thought, “brother?”

[@joshuafoote5144]

0:50 He never learns.

[@jamesmcmahon7091]

Peter's reaction to the little girl was very realistic

[@SuperStingray]

I like how the teacher says”that child over there” like she can’t be bothered to know her students names

[@chasedean4032]

I guess you can say he had a little peace of him in every room

[@xmenforever4764]

0:07 Iconic line

[@slimjimminius3880]

That noise at 0:51 has me in tears

[@WolfyRed]

I don't get it

[@tylerschnepf9035]

He should have said “Wanna make another clone of me”

[@jessereuss0716]

This is gold

[@YT-tu7qc]

(0:07) I remember that old Russian meme.

[@ScopVietnam]

Quagmire older than Griffin 21 years, probably Griffin could be his son

[@christineferreira2181]

Oh my god! Who the hell cares?! Spoken by a wise man. Thanks Peter Griffin.

[@atypicalitalian187]

"No, there are not kids in here" "Wanna make some?"

[@maniacmushroom3470]

Considering the fact that Quagmire is 61, he is actually old enough to be Peter’s father

[@Mommy_Makima20]

Oh God! Oh GoD! Dios Mio!

[@gambiit5217]

So every kid that was a result of unprotected relationship has somehow ended up in, uh is that school the Quahog school place thing?

[@ceu160193]

Yes. Quagmire slept with basically every single woman in Quahog.

[@Dablooner]

0:08 the whole internet when you say something

[@colaflessje]

0:07 Me and the bois when someone says something

[@bentendo636]

0:31

[@susankoech]

He is the cartoon version of Barney Stinson.

[@WildTheFemboy]

The words of a legend. “Oh god!”

[@theguybehindyou4762]

That mystery solved itself in less than a minute.

[@masterofadapting]

It would have been even funnier if the last room was literally labeled as “quagmire offspring”

[@AvoidedOrc36584]

Instead of "What's quag doing?", we should've been asking "Who's quag doing?".

[@ThighErda]

literally natural selection

[@alisonpeters6743]

Man he can get anybody without it

[@theinterruptingoldman3456]

Wait, if quagmire is 61 years old. Then why in some flash backs to peters childhood, quagmire is also a child.

[@D3vilB4sket]

Dadmire

[@fuadfarah3903]

Awesome show

[@vincentstout5389]

One day it would be just Quagmire in the world.

[@caseywash0548]

I quote “Oh my god who the hell cares” on a daily basis

[@jeffreyherrington3551]

Quagmire never learns.

[@albinjt1]

I really love this scene

[@garf7959]

Thats the reason why i love family guy xd

[@hannimation1620]

Quagmire calls Brian a bad father for neglecting his son, while he neglects 3 of his sons and 2 of his daughters. That we know of, there is most likely more

[@VLADMIRPUTIN2022]

The teacher looks like a female version of peters dad

[@JDStrogen91]

Legal Dad: Francis Griffin & Bilogical Dad: Mickey McFinnegan so it would be Justin Peter Lowenbrau Griffin - McFinnegan, Sr.

[@logeyperogi1805]

There’s no escape Quagmire, NO ESCAPE

[@RECON2461]

I love Quagmire's thumbs up. Real buddy there

[@veljkodjokic9310]

Daddy?AAA Pappa?AAAA

[@Scary_Mask_Tomboy]

"Hey, there are no kids in here, right?

[@veljkodjokic9310]

@@Scary_Mask_Tomboy My,no.Maybe yours,but idk.

[@Scary_Mask_Tomboy]

@@veljkodjokic9310 I was just quoting Quagmire 😅

[@twikki9071]

Haha, brilliant scene.

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

Quagmire: "To Brian" hows that son you never seen. The world: How are those 3 kids of yours you ran away from?. 😂

[@YoyleChocolate]

As a mexican seeing a spanish quagmire kid made me happy

[@fbiopenup5173]

Momento xd

[@revanius2213]

Five-six years later, there is another child of Quagmire at that school

[@jesuschrist3341]

Plot Twist: the teacher was Quagmire's daughter.

[@josiahjenksisawesome]

And yet Glenn gives Brian crap for abandoning _one_ child. Smh

[@andrewberrocal2281]

Why are the Mexican kids in Spanish class?

[@AlifyaNursukmaForicha]

Wait they don't? Are English or American never learns English in school?

[@yucol5661]

@@AlifyaNursukmaForicha there is English class in all of the US but it’s traditionally called Language Arts. But Spanish classes are normally either: higshchool clases for foreign language credits, a special program thats is normally meant to stop children from forgetting Spanish or ending up being able to speak it but being illiterate in reading and writing, or ESOL (English to speakers of other languages) which is a temporary class for new or very young students who don’t yet know English.

[@smithcaceres1288]

@@AlifyaNursukmaForicha well in Colombia our native language is spanish but we see a subject called spanish in school xd (of course english too)

[@doraemon402]

@@AlifyaNursukmaForicha You learn to speak Spanish in the Spanish class in the US but you don't learn to speak English in the English class because you already do know English

[@doraemon402]

@@smithcaceres1288 But in the English class you probably learn to speak English while in the Spanish one you go over literature and more advanced grammar and analysis

[@edinavarkonyi5358]

Very Lovley!!!

[@Cynz_on_YT]

0:08 That’s hilarious

[@captainkgeezy9200]

🤣🤣🤣

[@battlehenge4]

He is a very worldly man.

[@MogaTange]

I saw this episode for the first time today.

[@damonwillis3009]

Girl in blue I think you are in the wrong class

[@neatlebeatle1017]

which one?

[@kingjb554]

@@neatlebeatle1017 the one with the doll

[@neatlebeatle1017]

ok

[@idgaf1241]

The old seasons were a lot more funnier,