Family Guy- Stewie & Brian Join the Army

[@philipjavierocleda273]

Brian slapping Stewie was funny

[@sub-zero710]

"Any room for one more?"😂

[@joysonvincholas7108]

Hell yeah!! ( Get slaps)

[@Just_Call_Me_Tim]

That was the best part! 🤣😂

[@Juugo211]

2:34

[@originalunoriginal4055]

Which no doubt Stewie will be not let it go past his recollection memory; for payback in the future... That's affirmative! Stewie Griffin doesn't let things go by without him getting the upper hand in some form or shape. You simply don't slap or smack this mastermind of a specimen and just get to live like nothing happened. 🤔🤔🧐🧐 🙇🙇🙇🙇

[@efraincastaneda6196]

The 2 deadguys guarding the ammunition had me dead af

[@ra1nmkr]

i don't get it. it wasn't funny

[@ra1nmkr]

@@doge_fish4820 whats so funny about it?

[@Qwerty-vo8do]

@@ra1nmkr 2 dead guys guarding the ammunition. if you dont get it then dont try hard to get it just move on

[@ra1nmkr]

@@Qwerty-vo8do I know there is 2 dead guys guarding the ammunition, but why is that funny? Is there an inside joke that i'm not getting?

[@Qwerty-vo8do]

@@ra1nmkri do not know

[@senormarston]

Impressive how fast their feet healed between shots

[@POTUSJimmyCarter]

It was part of Democracy Kicking In. Everyone knows how effective the US Healthcare system is.

[@Nombrenooriginal]

Have you seen Peter? He has extreme regeneration

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Sunday Bell Spank Bang

[@MothManJr]

@@NazriB what?

[@ollanius_papyrus80]

That’s the power of democracy.

[@cloudstreets1396]

Democracy = Santa Clause

[@adamsarufan2656]

But isn't he a communist? He wears red and gives gifts to children around the world and want nothing in return.

[@laknidubandara]

@@adamsarufan2656 No. He isn't he is pure capitalist except he thrives for Good deeds, not money The children who are gifted are his customers He charges in merit, not with material wealth.

[@jackcooper4679]

Democracy = Capitalism = America fuck yeah !! 🦅🦅

[@Dannymart_88445]

@@jackcooper4679 more like yeah, fuck america

[@MrPhantaze]

@@adamsarufan2656 maybe you are communist

[@milodack1599]

I love how Brian and Stewie have smaller weapons during passing out

[@razgriss5882]

3:51 ok now that's a pretty dark reference

[@ReplayX2X]

I swear Seth Mcfarlane brings up that tragedy every chance he can get. I've seen it at least once in American Dad and about 4 times in Family Guy. Its really getting weird.

[@rayray42069]

@@ReplayX2X what tragedy??

[@thespatulaa]

@@rayray42069 Abu ghraib

[@Azzazpimp]

@@ReplayX2X 4 times in over 20 years is hardly “every chance he can get”

[@ReplayX2X]

@@Azzazpimp still weird that he has done it more than twice at all considering how horrific the event was.

[@yeahbell1998]

Any room for one more? “Hell yea”😂

[@bhargavnutakki5014]

Noice 69 likes congrats

[@monstertokusatsu6042]

👋

[@Brann1k]

yeah, we watched the video too

[@assassin10043]

​@@bhargavnutakki5014310 now

[@AngelGuzman-f9c]

@@Brann1kwhat’s the point of a comment section if u can’t comment?

[@ForkLefts]

So it's canon that Stewie and Brian served in -the Gulf War.- Iraq. (Thanks stranger)

[@trainknut]

Iraq* the Gulf War was in 1991

[@ryuzakikun96]

2nd Gulf War

[@catalintimofti1117]

child solider

[@william3117]

Fool.

[@thekramer1097]

Nothing is really canon in Family Guy

[@steverogers7601]

1:26 the way Stevie’s feet move is so cute

[@cappock101]

2:59 “Hang on that looks like it’s painful” 😂😂😂

[@59771006]

“Of course it’s painful there’s a bullet in my foot”

[@Sanjar_Zhuraev]

,,Now get over here".

[@stryckertwinsaj4591]

No no no I changed my mind

[@charltonmccullough4494]

@@stryckertwinsaj4591come on we had a deal

[@srirajhsripathinathan]

“Come on we had a deal”

[@robotb0ythegam3r]

1:42 "The war at home" That timing is perfect

[@assassin10043]

Yea ikr

[@assassin10043]

Yeah ik

[@2020sII]

yes i know

[@The_W-tcher]

I wish they made a whole episode about the army

[@porcgag7182]

that would be dope

[@Bleaxh]

Imagine the bitch fit that would spawn from that

[@Jake-rs9nq]

Aw, Stewie has a lil tiny gun

[@simply2187]

Two in fact. Ceremony rifle and also service rifle

[@americandream7419]

2:50 they both look the same size

[@channelname5345]

Brian and Stewie shooting each other in the foot is one of the earliest memories I have of seeing family guy

[@NicholasVincent-ol1zk]

~

[@cappock101]

1:31 the way Stewie says proportion 😂😂

[@MaksKCS]

It's called a British accent

[@thomashaines3182]

What's weird about the way he says it 😂

[@goodbye6676]

@@thomashaines3182 the accent

[@GregLemons]

The US and UK pronunciations are nearly identical, wtf is so funny?

[@GregLemons]

They are literally the exact same except for a very slight british/american coat of paint, like what

[@PhantomClan6.9]

3:30 saving private brian

[@TheRedProJay_YT]

W Movie

[@TitanFightClub]

You put the wrong time stamp

[@Travel_Logs18]

The way Stewie pray "Dear Lord just stay out of our way

[@AceTheGreat999]

At least he acknowledges God right? 😩

[@Poop-nc1ps]

4:22 had me dying

[@Unavailablea4]

Brian: "Me too..I'm.. I'm a homo" 🤣🤣

[@billybaggins1443]

"Any room for one more"?

[@theonlycaamz]

@@billybaggins1443 hell yeah!

[@joysonvincholas7108]

@@theonlycaamz (slaps him)

[@loganstencil]

2:32

[@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972]

That "big hero" from the bomber was such an underrated joke

[@thronmckills6886]

U boomm..🙈

[@axostierIV]

​@@thronmckills6886Oh ok just boom and then come back with virgins :D

[@muralin239]

So the democracy quickly healed stewie and brian's injuries.

[@bryanwhitmore]

I loved the “there’s Waldo” part 🤣

[@montybrock]

2:36 the scene Brian slap stewie was funny 😂😂😂

[@nabilbudiman271]

I love how the drill sergeant voiced by Louis Gossett Jr. the same guy who potray as a Marine DI in An Officer and a Gentleman and also as the Air Force Colonel, Chappy Sinclair

[@RoomRa1dersmilsim]

IRON EAGLE!!! ***Chasing the Angels intensifies***

[@CNB4]

4:12 wait they weren't shooting themselves? and as if from nothing they are healed 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@whYLiE09]

Yeah it's almost like they had somebody cover up their wounds and stop the bleeding in the span of a couple seconds! Hahaha crazy!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whYLiE09]

0:16 I'm gonna pray like this forever now

[@favianrojas5763]

Don't

[@whYLiE09]

@@favianrojas5763 too late 🙏

[@bac-wo6ev]

​@@whYLiE09 Did you pray today

[@chandlerwalrath9347]

MARY HARTMAN MARY HARTMAN! "Roger that, we're moving to your position." I'm DEAD. xD

[@matthewskudzienski888]

“Roger, that we’re moving to your position”(2:13)

[@cjgokuhomes10]

That democracy sequence was so good.

[@aceous99]

Laura BUsh

[@Pyracantic]

I like how stew has a tiny baby gun

[@jaygasper4853]

He a little guy. Lol

[@emmanuelhernandez396]

Pocket rocket

[@shineepass8432]

No he probably got .22 xD

[@darkdranzer21]

2:36 🤣🤣

[@sandeepverma8813]

Democracy= bikini 😂😂

[@nt3886]

then Russian is the greatest democracy on earth

[@michaelc9128]

notice how Brian's gun shoots off like 18 rounds before hitting Stewie

[@mrminkman952]

Some hand guns can hold 18 bullets

[@elchicogore9517]

@@mrminkman952 That seems like a colt 1911, no way

[@rotaryramen1172]

2:31 bro he did not want to say ttat

[@franktrevinoDUH]

Brian: "what does that mean?" Stewie: "idk i just thought you're supposed to say names and numbers. No ones corrected me so far"

[@ElChavo1128]

2:33 ANY ROOM FOR ONE MORE?? HELL YEA!!!!! ☠️☠️ (BRIAN SLAPS STEWIE)

[@historymelon913]

The slap made me die lol😂🤣😂

[@Ksu8O8]

3:50 Abu Ghraib torture 💀

[@edwardort7585]

2:24 😂😂😂😂

[@Dreadpool4343]

1:51🤨ok yea see you in a few minutes big hero😐

[@RoderickMurray-oy8vp]

Love this lolol😂😂😂

[@TheGj24]

I just learnt that US soldiers are also trained waiters and councilors 🤯

[@nurhidayah5777]

Fun fact Stewie and Brian foot was bleeding then the thing is gone

[@cmgd6679]

3:50 that's dark

[@johnsalazar245]

3:57 Saddam looks like the Abraham Lincoln of Iraq

[@thepinkzebra]

Is there room for one more? Hell, yeah! 😂😂😂

[@blackerthanafrica420]

The FOX logo makes it seem like I'm watching this in real time on TV, thanks for keeping this.

[@stuartbarclay7940]

3:00 Brian: There's a bullet in my foot! Now get over here!

[@kyletrav996]

Why is Stewie afraid of the war when he literally got tonnes of weapons in his room😂😂😂

[@ryankumal2373]

Stewie lmfao 😅😅😂😂😂💯

[@davidintrabartolo5887]

"I just thought you say names and numbers, nobody's corrected me so far,"

[@kerryallen9128]

Yeah that's literally 1 hell of a full on funny episode of family guy

[@nathangallegos9304]

I thought the service has standards? Stewie is still a baby under 17

[@MaksKCS]

You're taking the show a bit too seriously

[@OMSbets412]

@@MaksKCS lol wayyyyyy tooooo serious omg

[@Tacoguy777]

They had 2 dead guys guarding the ammunition, I'm sure they won't mind having Stewie added to the ranks either.

[@Whminnsuhsiwb]

Brian is a dog

[@nedmerrill6228]

Yeah and I thought dead guys couldn’t be in the army, something doesn’t make sense.

[@vivekkrish2001]

Any room for one more hell yeah 😂😂😂

[@400Awesomo]

RIP Louis Gossett Jr

[@alanmartin1788]

How did thier feet heal that fast at the end?

[@Valhalla.Studio]

Democracy 🤣

[@harryturner8701]

I think I know… It’s a cartoon

[@PliskinYT]

Because Democracy kicked in

[@Nikowalker007]

Cause Democracy kicked in and healed them

[@russellstorm804]

That Stripes theme is pure perfection

[@dahshendrick2566]

it hurts to see how good shows once were

[@Harlequin317]

The slinky killed me

[@owabfudol2229]

Love how brain didn’t pray as he is an atheist

[@chingcheng5223]

Democracy healed their foots instantly

[@Ali-aliraqi7000]

1:22 Iraq is not like this. Do you expect that Baghdad is still in the Abbasid era and did not develop five hundred years ago? And we never wear those clothes, especially in Baghdad.

[@abrahamlincoln8037]

It’s Family Guy. What do you expect?

[@pamsp]

I've seen this episode a couple times, the "Laura. Laura! LAURA!" Always makes me crack

[@Z-plus12312]

Oh hey this hasn't blown up yet

[@WyWid]

THanks

[@SoldiesBC]

But Iraq has

[@TheJohnPaulJones]

@@SoldiesBC lol 😂

[@pinkstaff2010]

Actually for the dog and pony slide show part of it all,the unicycle forward, spot on .

[@olliegoria]

For anyone curious on what Stewie said in military jargon, roughly, "We need immediate resistance, we are pinned down. There are roughly 47 enemies firing on our position. Many wounded, many wounded!" Source: come tf on bro u really bought that

[@Speedgamer2015]

Damn I’m gonna fail my army quiz tomorrow for sure, f you!

[@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025]

Of all the things I have complained about, joining the Army as an active duty soldier is not one of them. No doubt I did enough complaining when I was in though. Joining the National Guard? Can't say I was enamored of the weekend warrior "strac butts" I encountered after 3 years of active duty....I was kind of hoping to enjoy some beer and hibachi cooking during maneuvers, and a more "laid back" atmosphere. I think some of my fellow soldiers in the Guard really missed out not joining the Green Berets on active duty.😂

[@thegalacticfederation4007]

Won't you join marines or navy if you wanted that japanese hibachi cooking lol?

[@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025]

@@thegalacticfederation4007 I really shouldn't bad-mouth my "brothers-in-arms", but the Guard Unit I went into had a MAJOR "Audie Murphy complex" returning from the FIRST Gulf War, and I got some heat from them because I wasn't a "combat vet"....If you know anything about THAT "war", any vet from IRAQ and/or AFGHANISTAN just a few years later would be eligible to tell ALL of us back then not only "Hold my beer", but even: "Shut the fuck up!" Spoiler alert: Iraqi soldiers surrendered EN MASS back in 1990/1991.

[@laknidubandara]

@@jebidiahnewkedkracker1025 Wow you are an amazing man I'm not an American but I'm pretty sure your country is proud of you.

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5226]

"Mary Hartman" = M H = "multiple hostiles"

[@HoseaMatthews.]

the last scene had me dying Edit: NO ONE ELSE LIKE!

[@bazinga1783]

I was just like that when I accomplished that

[@HoseaMatthews.]

@@bazinga1783 congrats on accomplishing that

[@bazinga1783]

@@HoseaMatthews. thank you, it cost me a whole day, 9AM-9:30PM, when I finally did it, I screamed with glory like a mad man

[@xiki1506]

4:01 idk what is better

[@ghandithesupremeleader9740]

One is going to hell and see men by they're money and looks while the other goes to heaven (assuming they're not fanatics/extremists) and would be loyal to you...

[@Kamzumu94]

1:54 wtf he sayin

[@DarknessOfRedbone]

Forget the fact the U.S. Army hired a literal fetus to go to war. They even have a tiny pistol just for him 😂

[@Frnk_3]

“Me too, I’m- I’m a homo.” 😭😭

[@Prince_Xingqiu]

3:00 Get used to it Brian, he'll chicken out on something else to

[@Soxruleyanksdrool]

How many rounds does Brian's gun hold?

[@jbardouc808]

18

[@JV-bj4kx]

It seems to be an M9, so it would hold 15 rounds but it seems like he had 18

[@redactedagentdataexpunged9431]

Appears to be a M9 Beretta (which I presume is the standard pistol in US Army service) which i believe carries 12 to 15 rounds, though this could carry 18 for some reason

[@RusskiBlusski]

Didn't expect my Spotify playlist to kick in at the end there.

[@megaace361]

Word to Bush..”we got two dead guys guarding the Ammunition”😂

[@almcmemeshack8443]

*There’s Waldo*

[@zackfrank751]

😂

[@jaccampbell4370]

saving private brian wow

[@underratedcritic1983]

3:44 What rank is that guy? Corporal First Class LTG?

[@borntwice2364]

Stewie's prayer "Dear Lord, just stay out of our way"😮😮

[@alinsingh1625]

"Charlie tango cash"

[@captainjacksparrow5795]

2:30 🤣🤣 Stewie

[@Turgineer]

3:48 Wow, democracy.

[@mauricesandoval1135]

3:49!! Yo!!! That hits different when you actually know what it means😭

[@griffinc1959]

Bush with the slinky, simple times

[@mauriciogoncalves2000]

2:26 legendary😂😂😂

[@_damballah]

man that "the war at home" ad took me back who would have thought that not even 20 years later michael rapaport would be celebrating the death of Lebanese babies. time really flies, huh?

[@razer0072073]

3:40 LMAO 😂

[@dull_soul1149]

Oh I’m sure he means Fraggle Iraq

[@startmirca]

3:51 People who don't know: 😂 People who know: 😮

[@ericcorona5212]

Worse part of basic training was the unicycle.

[@zThinquinox]

It turned 9:11 when watching this...

[@gideonnenohalan952]

"Any room for one more" "hell yeah" got me dying

[@dankykang4254]

Given that this was made during the war with Iraq, Brian and Stewie are likely using the M9 Beretta pistol as their sidearm, which has a capacity of 15 rounds, yet Brian shoots 17+ rounds at Stewie. The US Army wouldn't adopt a pistol with that mag capacity until 2017, 11 years after this episode was made. Subtle inaccuracies

[@AndOoFresH]

3:50 How did I not get that Abu Ghraib reference back then

[@Pangloss6413]

Back when Brian and Stewie were actually likable

[@mtcevo]

Season 5 Episode 4 „Saving Private Brian”

[@damnfedsfbi]

1:09 “There’s the calculator”

[@JoeMason-nh8xg]

So doggo did achieve something in his life, good for him.

[@SuperPanther34]

4:11 😂