A GREAT BAD MOVIE to watch on HALLOWEEN! - Hack-O-Lantern (1988)

[@gueyhoo9261]

Oh hi Mark. I just love all your videos and watch them over and over. You are freaking hilarious.

[@Not_Always]

I literally watch his Neil Breen videos constantly. They are so funny.

[@foonyahaha]

@@Not_Always Check out SpaceIce. He's got one of the best Neil Breen vids.

[@samholdsworth420]

I don't know he seems like he might be a Canadian guy who smokes marijuana. Aka sus 😳

[@Tanya-nw7cs]

ha ha what a story gueyhoo

[@KS-db3we]

@@Tanya-nw7cs Anyway, how's your sex life?

[@TheRogueWolf]

9:07- Mark leaning in just to give a confused glare at Grandpa made me snort-laugh.

[@thewanderingtomato7674]

"I like my privacy. Specially if I am doing something demonic". Same, Mark, Same.

[@samholdsworth420]

Demonic fapping 🤣

[@scionixx9568]

To many ,

[@john_blues]

😈🤘

[@s3.14dervision]

Here, here!

[@dobeus8957]

And weren’t we always told how demonic touching ourselves was…I demonic all the time!

[@spddiesel]

Mike Meyers as Jim Varney as Mike Meyers is the greatest description of that dude possible and I can't get it out of my head.

[@l.a.gothro3999]

I think it's more Oliver Reed as Mike Myers as Jim Varney as Mike Myers. But that's just me. Maybe it's his hair?

[@s3.14dervision]

You knockin' grandpa? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Godzillafan1980]

I want soup so bad right now

[@toddpeterson5904]

8:59 Edgar Wright would be proud of you looking into the car totally confused at grandpa's gibberish. Gave me a good laugh

[@jasonotto9126]

Yeah I lost my shit over that. Also, how and why did you travel a day back in time just to post a mundane comment????

[@planescaped]

9:02 is around when it happens. Also I think he is saying ain't you a goody-two shoes since they gave you them guns.

[@KeirAnderson1991]

*Grandpa:* "Well, ain't you a goodie-two-shoes _...shmngnff..._ those guns." *Mark:* _Leans in to shot_ *Me:* dead xD

[@toupac3195]

If you have a sister, throwing pumpkin guts is justified. We are now in our 40's...I still stand by my actions. Lol ❤

[@Doubledragonninjakick]

That putting yourself in the movie thing is hilarious. Keep being awesome Mark.

[@baconpicker123]

God thank you Mark. It means so much to me that you’ve kept this show going for so many years. I’ve been subscribed since maybe 2015 and you never fail to entertain.

[@steph6498]

2012 for me haha.

[@samholdsworth420]

2010 for mw

[@thelifeolivia8496]

Dude, I'm so grateful to see a new video from you! I'm sick and miserable with the flu, but this will make my day at least more bearable!

[@kungfew1396]

Mark is the best remedy ever when you're feeling down, he's come a long way from his Ice Cream truck armed robbery meth incident I'm very proud of that boy.

[@gaywizard2000]

Covid

[@thewatcher6295]

Was that a Han Solo glass in your hand? Your writing and comic timing are excellent. I know it’s a stretch between videos but it’s well worth the wait if this is the level of quality we get from every video.

[@docsnake]

Completely freaking out that that was Mac’s dad. Had to rewind it to watch it a few times because I was basically awestruck.

[@Makkufurai]

"Don't, come back here... without anything up those asses! Okay?"

[@Correc7edAura]

As bad as it is, it really is a great movie to watch on Halloween. Ernest Scared Stupid is my all time fav Halloween movie tho.

[@InkMasterBator]

Cult: Alright, we took your advice and implemented the cup system. But we still need to drink in order, so who goes first? Mark: Well, I am holding the "Han shot first" glass

[@KillTheFuture42]

,,We need to talk about how wierd you are" gave me a good shuckle.

[@piratehqqker]

maybe it’s from years of bartending, but I understand Grandpa perfectly😅🎃

[@guida-walker-channel]

😂😂😂

[@guida-walker-channel]

As always, a super entertaining and hilarious review. I have to admit I was actually surprised when it turned out that Roger had shot his mom thinking it was Tommy - I thought it was a pretty clever twist for such a cheeseball movie! And as Mark said, Gregory Scott Cummins was indeed in his early 30's when he made this, which can be considered kind of late for a film debut. Interestingly, though, and unlike most actors who started their careers in this type of direct-to-video stuff, he actually went on to have a pretty steady career: he's currently only 56, has never been out of work, has worked with some pretty big stars, and has 90 credits under his belt between TV and movie work!

[@abhishekparmar6702]

I mean... When you start with this, it can only go up right? 😉🤣

[@guida-walker-channel]

@@abhishekparmar6702 True, lol! 🤣

[@deboralee1623]

i shouldn't've read your comment before getting to that scene.

[@Runningcheetah1]

Mark’s interactions in the movies just continue to get better. Keep ‘em coming dude.

[@keiichi8191]

16:36 Surprised you didn't mention that the "blood splatter" on the door literally just looks like the actor is squeezing a ketchup bottle.

[@samholdsworth420]

Catsup*

[@gigibythesea1133]

And the 'blood' hit the door before he was shot.

[@achisorpowers]

Kudos to you Mark for doing the "Drinking Blood Out of Individual Cups" skit without showing signs of being nauseous or disgusted or anything like that! Handled it like a true professional! 🤘

[@dominicjherr]

9:03 "Ain't you the goody-two-shoes, since they gave you them guns." I had to REALLY listen, and re-listen, over and over, to parse that out, lol. :D edit: Also, at the end, it looks like the grandpa does the satanic vulcan mind meld, with Roger, and either possessing him, or corrupting him...something like that. And, you're going to ruin a perfectly good Star Wars glass, with goats blood? Really, Mark?

[@FreihEitner]

I guess I should be worried that I understood him the first time.

[@benjaminolson7206]

I love that Mark's individual cultist glass has Han Solo on it.

[@blackismyfavoritecolor869]

Why does that closet shrine reminds me of the shrine to Arnold that Helga has in her closet.

[@carsandsports123]

I hope you never run out of movies cuase I love these.

[@Godzillafan1980]

He won't there are literally thousands of these off beat films made

[@adrianapeace3601]

hi mark ! i just wanted to say me and my boyfriend love watching your vids together. its currently monday morning here so i have to wait all day for him to get home to watch this one... aarrrgh ! also it cures my depression every time you say "welcome back TO the show" thanks for being awesome dude :D

[@analyticaldegen986]

One of a very select few KZbinrs that I like the video before watching due to excitement, and always end up wishing I could like again at the end 👏

[@timtheskeptic1147]

My biggest objection to the shared cup in the annual sacrifice is that *somebody* is always getting chapstick and lipstick on the goblet.

[@dianaberlin4767]

Blood and guts is one thing - but lipstick on my goblet? He'll no.

[@timtheskeptic1147]

@@dianaberlin4767 who the hell are they wearing it for?! Seriously, just wait to put it on for the post-sacrifice orgy. (Men included)

[@Grahambo06]

Your cut ins can be hit or miss but when you popped in behind the cop with the confused look, I died

[@Sky.Lukewalker]

The green screen skits are my favorite part! Keep em coming, Mark

[@CMDRCrunchButtsteak]

5:41 Are we not going to talk about the bathroom carpet, Mark? I mean really. The scariest part of this movie is wondering how often that carpet actually gets cleaned. Imagine the smell.

[@samholdsworth420]

Smells like freedom

[@natelax1367]

Growing up my aunt had one of those carpeted toilet covers and it grossed me out so bad.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I have 2 bathroom rugs, carpets. I wash them 1x per mo. ✔️ ....

[@toupac3195]

I'm 47. Decor, cigars, cigarettes, bourbon, MTV, VH-1, wood veneer, and VHS is .... shit I lost track.........🤪

[@targaghjj]

"You haven't thought of the smell, YOU BITCH!" Sorry, Mark had to mention IASIP and that scene popped into my head.

[@samtepal3892]

Waiting for you to rip on Halloween Ends like you did with Kills last year.

[@Quinn25]

This is why I enjoy Mark's videos so much. He sprinkles it with practical life advice for the young ones.

[@SakiniCZ]

Granpa seems to have been a legend, he was in Blade Runner and Dolemite.

[@robotrix]

He was the Mayor in Dolemite. Which...imagine auditioning for Rudy Ray Moore.

[@SakiniCZ]

@@robotrix Well, seems that he didn´t hear "b... are you for real!?".

[@LaineyBug2020]

Bath Party at Mark's, tomorrow night at 7pm, BYOBubbles!

[@GGiblet]

Somehow this gem evaded me. It looks spectacular🎃✨

[@larrydotson2625]

I actually like this movie

[@STho205]

Yeah this is worse than Hotel Hell.

[@toxicchipmunk134]

Dang Mark, not only are you entertaining us but you are giving us snack ideas!

[@samholdsworth420]

I never realized how much I missed you Mark, until you upload again...

[@Andy-the-crow]

The real horror of the spider loofah scene is the carpeted bathroom

[@justicierodelaliga]

Mark always makes my day with his videos. Last one in particular I really needed because I had to deal with terrible news.

[@blackismyfavoritecolor869]

Stay strong 👍🏿

[@justicierodelaliga]

@@blackismyfavoritecolor869Thank you!

[@markspyrison9659]

Red Letter Media reviewed this stinker too. I can't determine whose review I enjoyed more. I love Mark's sarcasm and the way he injects himself into the scene, asking the cast funny questions.

[@DashingPunkSamurai]

18:01 you see this is the problem, first you bend and give cult members their own cups and then they just start making more and more requests. Mark you’ve ruined everything, thanks a bunch.

[@slyguythreeonetwonine3172]

8:59 "Ain't you a goodie two shoes since they gave you them guns."

[@LaineyBug2020]

9:03 he clearly says 'Ain't you thegoodytwoshoessincetheygaveyouthem gunnnnnssss'

[@heeeeeresrossy]

Thank the Lord you're back, Mark. I was starting to get withdrawal symptoms.

[@ericseitzler81]

Just shoot up some heroin and the withdrawals will stop.

[@skylx0812]

For a moment there, I thought Taffy Lewis was speaking Barbara Billingsley's version of Jive: _"Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side."_

[@ForOrAgainstUs]

Baked pumpkin seeds are amazing. We make our own spice mixes, like ranch, or brown sugar, I dunno, the pumpkin seeds taste so good it doesn't matter.

[@thomasgallipoli8376]

Mark never fails to be hilarious with his deadpan comments. Proud to be a Patreon supporter

[@archenema6792]

This flick seems to have stolen a number of important plot points regarding the family relationships from "Motel Hell".

[@blackismyfavoritecolor869]

Oh yes the cassette Walkman now you tell youngsters what that is and they'll just look at you like you're crazy. Not believing a electronic device ever existed where you couldn't send emails or texts.

[@lordmortos979]

Is this the same cult Mark from Champaign and Bullets?

[@bentramer6835]

I'm glad to see you upgraded. This cult finally gave you a hood.

[@JF-em6hr]

Grandpa (Hy Pyke) does a memorable scene, but short, in Blade Runner.

[@Froggievilleus]

9:09 - That reaction shot is priceless.😄

[@rhalld]

Maybe the grandpa was talking jive and needed Mrs. Cleaver to translate

[@rafaelcarvalho7849]

Oh my, this annoying family matters always getting in the way this time of the year, right?!

[@bent3736]

Glad to see you finally filled out your Satanic ritual punch card and got that hood!

[@planescaped]

"It's entirely pointless" Yeah... but.... *YOU'RE THE DEVILS SON* *Son* _SON_ _son_

[@agirlnamedbrett.]

actually Grandpa doing the ILY sign is almost more terrifying then if he did the actual devil horns haha

[@cyberprompt]

I recommend watching all of Mark's videos... TWO! times.

[@g.shumway5925]

I laughed for a full minute about the $55 bill part

[@krisherdown]

Amusing to find out the guy is Mac's dad given the sleeveless attire in the very next clip.

[@saulaxo]

Grandpa debuted the Palpatine voice

[@josephmad3255]

Mark I totally bake my pumpkin seeds. Everyone else thinks I’m crazy

[@caucasoidape8838]

You can do garlic with salt, or cinnamon with sugar. What's not to like?

[@TorontoJon]

I'm looking forward TO watching this movie review of 'Hack-O-Lantern'. :)

[@barth9580]

5:40 no mention of the carpeted bathroom? That's the scariest part of the movie. What kind of psycho would do that?

[@oneopinion6806]

Great choice! I love the very strange combination of Satanic-Panic with dirty exploitation. Though For a movie with such implied violence in it there is scant actual gore on camera. Such a strange set of contrasts in this movie. I'll add that Grandpa consistently signing I Love You as his devil magic was adorable.

[@grampawud]

Hack-o-Lantern is a stupidly great film. Pumkin seeds are not only delicious but they're also good for expelling internal parasites such as round worms, they paralyse them or something and you poop them out.

[@dos3622]

Good to know Grampa, I'll try it.

[@grampawud]

@@dos3622 I once discarded a smallish tapeworm after eating pumpkin seeds.

[@caucasoidape8838]

@@grampawud I'll remember to check my ass for worms this Halloween.

[@Geospasmic]

Gotta say I'm disappointed you didn't appreciate the amazing music video for DC Lacroix's "Devil's Son" , which rocks.

[@threeNinetySix]

that music video is basically the standard by which my friend and I judge movie soundtracks. "Wow, this music really rocks" "Yeah, but it's no Devil's Son"

[@michelleruss9877]

Most uncomfortable part of the movie. The carpeted bathroom. Green carpet?!?🤷‍♀️

[@zmbdog]

Glad to see Mark got the hood he was asking for in Champagne and Bullets.

[@Horrorblemusick]

Hack O Lantern: Entertaining! Mark talking about Hack O Lantern: Even Better!!

[@Stephen-Ashley-Blake]

Thanks for this! As the cinematographer on Hack-O-Lantern (except for the music video and standup comedy act scenes, which were cheaply and carelessly shot at a later time to extend the movie's running time), I can relate several highly amusing stories about the making of the film.

[@1D991]

Tommy looks somewhere between 5 and 14 years old, and his grandpa looks somewhere between 25 and 70

[@charmmudd]

I laughed so hard 😂 when he said, "It 's your death, treat yourself"....I was Done.....LOL

[@AmgedphaLimael]

Oh OH!!! Not related to THIS clip, but have you heard about the upcoming NEW movie of Neil Breen? New gold!

[@seanhuds229]

I recognised the grandpa/uncle as the guy who owns the snake bar in Blade Runner. Edit, nvm, you actually mention that in this video.

[@hideousruin]

I waited the whole movie for the Hack-O-Lantern but it never showed up. Classic example of false advertising.

[@zeronolife5060]

I have watched these for so long, that I have to do the "TO! the show" every time. Its so bad that anytime someone says "welcome back" I have to finish it in my head for fear of confusing others.

[@ohbichonplease2600]

So happy you put up a new one Mark! So excited to see your review of this!

[@daniellevaughn4598]

When you popped up on the screen to look at "Grandpa" because you had no idea what he said, made me LOL 😄

[@wildman2012]

Grandpa sounds like he's trying trying to imitate Ernest P. Worrell.

[@ryanbarker5217]

that dream band's name is d.c. lacroix, also known for absolutely nothing.

[@texasstranger6077]

The best brine for soaking pumpkin seeds in before baking is mixing a quarter cup of salt and a quarter cup of garlic powder in a gallon of warm water. Then soak the seeds for two nights, lay them out on a towel to dry over night. Heat the oven to 400 degrees, spray the seeds with olive oil food release, spread them on a cookie sheet so they are not over lapping but makes a single layer of seeds. Sprinkle them with salt, bake until golden brown and flip them over to bake the other side evenly. Makes an incredibly good snack!!!

[@Ebi.Adonkie]

We use pumpkin seeds to make a special soup in Nigeria. it's called Egusi. it's prepared by grinding the baked pumpkin seeds and frying it in palm oil or vegetable oil. Then add meat stock or fish stock to it. it's great!

[@angelinajoanie]

Mark, you’ve convinced me. I have to see this movie now.😂🎃

[@UberNeuman]

Hy Pyke, the leader of the devil cult was the bar owner in Blade Runner. He didn't sound like a bitter southern belle in that film. lol.

[@youaretearingmeapartlisa7253]

Yeah do have to get along with the in-laws. Marrying into a cult is something we need to worry about on a regular basis. Particularly if they are sacrificing human babies

[@ravenlord4]

4:33 wait, what? Tommy is Grandpa's "son" with his adult daughter? That's a whole new messed up layer to this :O

[@davidromeroblaya7920]

I think Roger wants to arrest Grandpa but the local police department doesn't have enough money to pay an interpreter.

[@thezone3946]

Here to help the algorithm push you. Stay awesome my Canadian brother (from the states)

[@vercoda9997]

I'm not sure that's a demon on the cover. It could just be a sunburnt farmer, clearly prodding his produce to check if it's ripe and time to sell it at the nearest market. Seems legit.

[@willroesler6727]

Thanks mark for your great content. I love tour videos.

[@sowder]

ANOTHER GREAT VIDEO. MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR. BUT YOU SHOULD BE KINDER TO THAT MUSIC VIDEO IN THIS MOVIE. THE MOVES ARE HILARIOUS AND THE SONG IS ACTUALLY PRETTY AWESOME!

[@Lonewolf360gaming]

That cultist cup edit was pretty funny

[@camarossdriver]

“Telling me he’ll see me in Hell..that’s SO grandpa.”

[@rebelwithoutaclue9387]

Grandpa reminds me of Boss Hogg from Dukes of Hazzard!

[@teacherofteachers1239]

When a movie is about a Satanic family I expect a lot more hugging and learning at the end.

[@sojournersunrise2290]

"errmm, do we have any chocholate goat's blood??"

[@oldhatAN]

People in small towns hang out in the cemetery in the middle of the night. I don't know why they do it but they do it at least around here. I used to work overnight in a store that was across the street from the cemetery and there were people there in the middle of the night all the time. The local Sheriff's Department patrolled through there several times a night because of that. People would go to the cemetery in the middle of the night and hide to smoke weed even though it has been legal here for years. I don't get that one.