Honest Game Trailers | Stardew Valley

[@duck-ew5zs]

The funniest part with the weird Blacksmith is he'd still sometimes talk to you about how he likes the Seamstress even when you already married her

[@simonyu8838]

Had a game where his quest to give her an gemstone and say it's from him got Emily to 10 hearts. That one really backfired on him

[@CathrineMacNiel]

Clunt really don't know how to be around other people.

[@lem0nade_899]

“Hey man, I’m married to her” “And?”

[@deadeye0691]

Hey, that was written before she became available.

[@mandreadfg]

@@lem0nade_899 she's OUR wife now

[@FreshTillDeath56]

"Adventures you'd never be able to embark on in real life, like owning your own home!" -laughs, then cries

[@ryouma1717]

laughs while crying

[@vizthex]

same :c

[@CathrineMacNiel]

Why are you crying? Why am I crying!?

[@dansmith1661]

You will eat the bugs.

[@eddapultstab2078]

Facts bruh. The truth hurts sometimes.

[@MedatonOrtano]

Stardew let's you live a high millennial fantasy like "walking to the store," "knowing where your food comes from," and "inviting an eldritch horror to live in your house."

[@chaossmith3864]

I've done the last one, and mine is also a void lol Oh also had to do the first, 0/10 do not recommend honestly.

[@david21289]

I feel recognized, and attacked at the same time....

[@fleacythesheepgirl]

Don’t talk about Alex that way.

[@BudgieCute]

​@@fleacythesheepgirl LMAOO

[@ANTH4RAX]

@@fleacythesheepgirlI think we can calm down on the Penny slander

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

3:46 The irony is that Pierre is actually CHEAPER than Jojamart, he just has inconvenient hours and can't pass out 50% off coupons like they're candy.

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

I would have liked playing out a real dilemma for me, instead of walking into the (Wal)JojaMart, finding everything more expensive even after buying the expensive (Cos)JojaMart membership, and skipping on back to the Mom and Pop shop without any conflict at all.

[@lunatic_52]

Yup, just yesterday I was playing and I was shocked to learn that.

[@trishapellis]

It *is* kind of sad that the only choices you get are between Walmart and the local guy who would be Walmart if he could. No "saving the mom and pop shop because it's got soul" here, Pierre is just as much of a capitalist jerk as Morris.

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

@@trishapellis also kind of a sucky dad and husband.

[@trishapellis]

@@Randomyoutuber-4831 I was including those in 'jerk' in my mind, yes, sorry if that wasn't clear

[@SnuSnuDungeon]

Reject the bachelors/bachelorettes, embrace the sewer dweller that encourages you to curl up in the corner and cry ❤️

[@iwillruletheworldyay]

i loved when they added being able to have krobus live with you

[@ayom5600]

he deserves nice things!

[@orangetabby2940]

The little smiley face when you hug him in the morning

[@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084]

truly, beautiful

[@BLazeWigglytuff]

@@orangetabby2940 That little mischievous smile

[@tlf2818]

I love how you approach a woman contemplating the sunset on the horizon, on top of a mountain, hearing the bubbling of the near lake with her husband by her side, and you just give her a spaghetti plate and go away.

[@S0LIDSNEK]

Is this not an acceptable way to flirt?

[@tlf2818]

​@@S0LIDSNEK I don't know of any other way.

[@rockbelisa]

the number of times I have done this xD

[@zhouwu9997]

How food delivery works in the future

[@elieli2893]

Imagine getting your favorite food delivered to your obscure scenery viewing spot xD

[@Evelyn_Okay]

It's still mind-blowing that one of the greatest games of all time was made by one person.

[@cyberwarlord7363]

Never played any other games have you.

[@smpandlox]

@@cyberwarlord7363 never played Stardew have you

[@CptnWolfe]

It truly is one of the greatest games of all time

[@krzlcve]

the bts are crazy he literally used a cardbord box to prop up his computer if i remember rigjt

[@skidslayer1116]

well its definitely one of the games of all time

[@DinoJake]

It IS weird how doing chores in real life annoys you, but in Stardew Valley it relaxes you. Like, seriously. What's up with that?

[@deliquate]

well, you can do it without getting weird pain in your aging body and get rewarded with more than a pleasant view (that doesn't stay for long) ^^

[@addenanda]

if only I could move my body with a controller I would love doing chores irl

[@Luxalpa]

It's very simple; doing things with a goal feels like a chore, doing things just because you feel like it on the other hand feels great. If you go into Stardew Valley with the mindset of first cleaning up the entire yard it will probably feel much worse too, but most of the time you just go and you're like "this tree is annoying" and so you remove it without thinking about all the other stuff that you could be doing instead.

[@jwhvel]

Could be that just weeding out a small garden in real life takes a half hour and requires a lot of bending, pulling, squatting and dealing with bugs. But you can do it in a few seconds on Stardew Valley:-)

[@rivermaster6910]

@@jwhvel It also requires going outside.

[@pizzaguy_]

i was keeping a straight face until i heard "Because crops aren't the only things getting wet in this cute little farming sim"

[@EmperorSeth]

I also would have accepted a joke about getting ploughed.

[@msolomonii9825]

I'm shocked!, SHOCKED I tell ya!!!

[@FakeLLama23]

I was keeping a straight face un *till* i heard.....

[@otaviocamanho1135]

hoe around pelican town in more ways than one

[@CaptainKapitan]

1:02 Fun fact: There's a lot of Mods about Grandpa's bed. Some turn it into an actual bed he'd be comfortable in, some just makes him float, and some.... transformed him into the bed itself.

[@okeponsel2914]

wtf LMAO what mod is that. gramp being bed itself :D

[@your.proctologist]

kirby bed >>>>>>>>>>>

[@Oaeiyd]

The ping pong

[@casvandijck9338]

Thanks for reminding me of that nightmare =)

[@TechJolt3d]

Evelyn and George using him as a ping pong table is my all time favorite

[@sefyravelvetpaw8166]

"Waking up at 6AM is a total dealbreaker!" Unfortunately when you play this game, you won't sleep at all, and realize it only at 6AM

[@r.a.6459]

...and having no energy to begin the next day.

[@trishapellis]

It's the brutal truth, though. Farming is romanticised a lot with the connection with nature and the satisfaction of your work, clean food where you know exactly where it comes from... Real life is a lot harsher than that (also making your own pumpkin puree is a chore and a half, pre-made canned food is so widespread for a reason).

[@Kiwi-h7w]

So true

[@SebastianDGF]

Congrats to that guy that kept asking for this in the epic voice segment

[@Future_Vantas]

Dreams do come true

[@thebananas6483]

Hell yeah.

[@anabee8310]

Hope it was all they dreamed it will be.

[@jobanh7ify]

The beginning of the description of the game was brutally honest and accurate

[@matthewmccoy7437]

lmao i love this game to death i can’t even lie. when i have a stressful day at work it’s nice to sit down have a beer and wonder why abigail is so obsessed with rocks.

[@Karthos1000]

Abigail is secretly a lithoid. Her original response to any liked gift is "how'd you know I was hungry", but one of her liked gifts is quartz. This was accidental, but rather than remove the dialogue, the developer leaned into it. Now, when you're married to her, she will sometimes ask if you're going to go to the mines, because she's hungry. For quartz, and other minerals, one would assume.

[@jito7377]

Her dad is the wizard. I don't trust her rockeating face.

[@herman1francis]

@@Karthos1000 she's not only hungry for minerals ;)

[@ItsyagorlEKKO]

Rocks are great, what's wrong with being obsessed with them? ●^●

[@lexslate2476]

@@Karthos1000 I think she's secretly some kind of dragon.

[@benjaminc924]

I will always side with Pierre, after I saw him uppercut Morris through the roof of the finished community center and strike a victory pose while suddenly wearing sunglasses. I am frightened of his power, and I appease his wrath with Starfruit wine and other products.

[@KyLewin]

Plus… his prices are better. There really isn’t an incentive to side with Jojo Mart.

[@Crazypixiness]

Listen, I'm level 10 in everything. If Pierre keeps claiming my iridium quality items as his own, we're going to have to fight.

[@exia7684]

don't check out r/FuckPierre

[@thedatabase677]

Starfruit wine?! Even my wife only gets ancient fruit wine. The starfruit stuff is for hoarding till I need money for something.

[@bloodwolfgaming9269]

@@KyLewin Unless you want the Achievement/Trophy.

[@TheStonerSenpai]

i died at "come on clint look it up on the wiki"

[@FratoiuAlex]

This had the equivalent that stalking irl is bad, but Facebook stalking is not

[@unidentifiedwhistlingobjec6515]

That fishing minigame really is the most brutal one out there. Pro-gamer tip: sometimes you can buy the fish you need from the traveling cart that parks by the big tree in the field south of your farm on weekends

[@88LmAn]

Another tip, tap the rod instead of holding it, control the position of the slider by the speed of the taps. It's way easier to control. (I don't know if this works of keyboard, I only use controller)

[@unidentifiedwhistlingobjec6515]

@@88LmAn i play on mobile lol, I wonder which version is hardest

[@enderfem]

@CB Schradieck how else would you do it?

[@jenniferwalker8485]

@@unidentifiedwhistlingobjec6515 I have played on mobile and pc and I find mobile far harder. I can still do ok as long as I buy and use the training rod for a long time. And crab pots to get my skill up too.

[@vivishii_]

another pro tip is to use the C key instead of the mouse to control the bobber, some people say it helps

[@dawesome_sauce]

I can die happy now that Fandom Games has tackled Stardew Valley. It's all I wanted.

[@BlackroseDN]

Same

[@Marcelelias11]

I was literally looking for this trailer a few days ago, and now this appears. Feels like I saw the future or something

[@R.M.MacFru]

So you're not sticking around for when the Haunted Chocolatier comes out? 😉

[@dawesome_sauce]

@@R.M.MacFru Touche

[@raxxie]

I have begged for it!

[@allenl5960]

Me playing stardew: Look at all the cool stuff I can do! I'm gonna make a farm, and a winery, and... Also me: Spends 6 years fishing from 6am to 11pm every day

[@MintyMacha]

Okay but like, clearing the debris from the farm is actually so calming but in real life I'd be the last person doing that.

[@maysee2515]

To be fair in real life it's a lot more effort, also with risks of sunburn, blisters, bugs, etc.

[@Xizyx]

Should have been, "Crops aren't the only thing getting plowed in this cute little farming sim."

[@atoth62]

/pedantic You mean the ground isn't the only thing getting plowed.

[@dansmith1661]

Hoes need seed for planting.

[@b.3713]

"Like owning your own home", damn dude that one was real

[@S7E_Siriel-Privat]

This is the most hyped I've ever been for a dating-sim-farming-game... this voice has magic powers I swear XD

[@CadetRedShirt]

“The elden ring of mini-games” is SUCH. A mood.

[@Julespersec]

The bed ad for grandpa really got me 😂😂 also there are mods that give him a shittier bed and it really causes an inner conflict of whether i should laugh or feel bad lmao

[@hazygoblin]

i've put hundreds and hundreds of hours into this game and this is so accurate lmao

[@haagenneldeberg6787]

I'm surprised that you don't talk about how insanely fast time goes by in the game, and how maddening it can be. Love the game, but it gives me stress with the micro time management.

[@LuthienNightwolf]

Timespeed mod, it’ll fix that for you. :)

[@mehchocolate1257]

@@LuthienNightwolf I have two void chickens I have no clue where they came from exactly I found a void egg so I put it in my incubator and it hatched into a void Chick

[@l0remipsum991]

​@@mehchocolate1257 If the coop isn't full, sometimes the witch flies by at night and leaves a void egg. After you get Perfection, witch becomes golden and she leaves a golden egg instead.

[@mehchocolate1257]

@@l0remipsum991 what do you mean by perfection anyway

[@BuildinWings]

Please make an Honest Trailer for the Civilization series. You "starring" section would be AMAZING.

[@mattwo7]

Great, now I'm curious as to what they'd go with for Ghandi in particular.

[@BuildinWings]

@@mattwo7 The Mahatma Project?

[@anabee8310]

I'm here for this ❤️

[@dansmith1661]

Sieg Zeon baby.

[@eddapultstab2078]

@@mattwo7 I'm wondering what the heck they'll say about ghandi dressed as Lincoln.

[@yourstruly9013]

"Eldin Ring of fishing games" - so true lol. It was so hard for me in the early game to figure out how to fish because they make them so jumpy

[@Raykon333]

The most stressful "relaxing" game I've ever played.

[@casvandijck9338]

...Same

[@nahkaboltsi6315]

same. its not relaxing for me, maybe im too competitive to just stroll around doing things inefficiently

[@SouldeviL_0]

Literally started playing this game yesterday. What a coincidence

[@lolhead7127]

damn me too

[@RollerBaller]

Advertisement so effective it worked before you saw it

[@ericbambach3222]

You were compelled to by the comment sections of several previous videos? Stardew Valley has been requested for an Honest Trailer for a while!

[@SouldeviL_0]

@@ericbambach3222 no bro I finished terraria and searched similar games like it and yeh I got Stardew valley that's how I started playing it.

[@Lycan770]

I really envy you, it's been five years since i was in your shoes, now you'll experience the magic.

[@ThatOnePersonTOP]

As someone with over 1,200 hours in Stardew Valley... this was amazing and you summed it up perfectly. Thank you.

[@EmperorSeth]

I'm surprised the "starring" section didn't include the love interests. I might actually have figured out who they are besides the goth girl!

[@Benneducci]

Goth Girl is best girl anyway. She's so badass she eats gemstones!

[@gsgaming6976]

@@Benneducci Also she may well be half wizard.

[@BaneofTevildo]

@@Benneducci And she's willing to take up arms to protect her spouse! Once, anyway.

[@Amaranthyne]

I’m surprised they didn’t talk more about the love interests. I thought most of them sucked, especially the guys. It’s the first time I’ve ever chosen a bachelorette in a game when I was given a choice. I went for Abigail then Leah. I’ve since read through the stories and I guess Sebastian isn’t bad, but the others are pretty terrible 😰

[@gsgaming6976]

@@Amaranthyne Out of curiosity, what do you feel is wrong with Harvey/Elliot? I mostly agree with you about the other three, but afaik Elliot and Harvey are legitimately genuine and caring dudes, with their biggest flaws being that they are characters in a video game with a limited and somewhat bland pool of things they can actually say (which is true of every NPC in the valley to an extent) I guess I just have a hard time calling them terrible.

[@joeymartin4177]

I envy the people who just found stardew for the first time.

[@ryismazin]

If you haven't played Stardew Valley Expanded mod yet, I highly suggest it.

[@ellaisplotting]

That's me! I only started it a couple of months ago!

[@nts4906]

I played it on release and then didn’t touch it for a couple years. Tried it again and there is so much new content. It’s basically a whole different game than it used to be

[@johnnydarling8021]

0:30 Wow, that cuts deeper than you’d think. 😂

[@grincipher8045]

Calling fishing the Elden Ring of all fishing mini games had me lol, it's ridiculously hard!

[@dxria_noir4729]

“Elden ring of fishing games”sent me crying

[@Dan-zc3ou]

I'm in this fandom to grow eggplants and read Smutty Slash Fanfics. And i'm all out of Eggplants.

[@Benneducci]

Grow some more, then. It's not that hard!

[@CathrineMacNiel]

Who was it who asked for eggplant from the farmer? Was it Marnie?

[@VirusVescichetta]

I have something like 500+ hours logged in this outstanding rabbit hole of a game, so this is a pretty welcome sight. I honestly thought it was never going to happen.

[@ewokpants4891]

People always use "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" wrong - the phrase meant wasting time attempting the impossible

[@dansmith1661]

Not a Gurren Lagann watcher

[@jemiebridges3197]

actually the meaning changed over the years.

[@scottaltic1678]

LMFAO! That got me, "Elden ring of Fishing Mini games". Love it, perfectly sums up fishing in this game. Beautifully done, thank you!

[@capybaramtg3438]

This was just really wholesome

[@brokenice420]

Almost, 1 “wet” joke

[@yoel9396]

@@brokenice420 and 1 owning property joke

[@JarikMorningstar]

I've been waiting so long for this..and it was worth it!!

[@Lizzbizz15]

Best part, if you feeling bored about gameplay and youve done everything Just install one of the many scarily good quality and fully fleshed out mods there are to offer

[@Piano_Addict]

Hilarious! I've always thought the shadow creatures in the mines steal your items, they are always dropping goodies when slain. You actually only lose gold when you pass out at 2am though, only when you die by reaching 0 health do you lose items.

[@Jathom]

Man, I WISH I didn't have to get up until 6. 5:45 is sleeping in!

[@timwoods2852]

The Balrog and Golem got a huge laugh out of me! 👏

[@dersteffen5948]

Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".

[@JavierSalcedoC]

The best thing about this trailer is that there is still hope for Terraria

[@davidhill2020]

I'm a massage therapist and whenever my clients tell me I can pick the music, I'll say "Alexa, play original soundtrack from Stardew Valley". See also: Braid; Uru: Ages Beyond Myst; Sunless Sea; Journey and sometimes Fez.

[@singyeemonki]

I feel this game deserves more than one honest trailer just to cover the characters 😀

[@klltsun_2576]

"Seriously how is this NOT boring?" Like fr, im just feeling content doing stuff in the game and end up playing for hours

[@Konfide4043]

That sure was a mighty fine Honest Trailer guys 👏

[@Goremize]

*Wakes up at 4-5am everyday. I feel attacked

[@mattotis8412]

I loved the LOTR parallels with the mining. 😆🃏 And thank you, whoever recommended the Acclaimed quote. Shame we couldn't likely get em to say 'scissor me da...' 😆🃏 Maybe MJF? 'My name is Maxwell Jacob Friedman. I'm better than you and you know it' 😊

[@lauratatum509]

It's most likely Dwarf (from the mines) who steals your stuff when you pass out.

[@HarmonyBunny]

My work here is done.

[@its_saval]

goddamn happy you got what you wanted man

[@Elliandr]

No commentary on the tropical island? Paying parrots literally walnuts to build a vacation resort and a second farm. An ability to get ostriches, but first you have to find a fossil in a volcano that only has a half a percent chance of appearing when you break rocks, etc.

[@maxximumrockatansky7186]

I have restarted a file on this game so many times it really is an addicting gameplay loop Edit: two years later im still playing this game. I've married Sebastian so many times

[@noskalborg723]

"the evils of Corporatism and Consumerism" fixed that for you.

[@Kinoksis]

5:20 OnlyFarms was right there

[@keanelimusic]

The balrog can be found in level 437 of the desert cave, but you’ll have to defeat Linus to claim the One Ring.

[@CathrineMacNiel]

Noo. Not Linus. He is a good lad :(

[@johnnydarling8021]

3:45 2000 gold for a backpack?! This is why you were driven out-of-business by Walmart. You brought your downfall on yourself. “Local store owner: Cursed by his own hubris.”

[@mikiniss24]

I played this at the beginning of the pandemic. It’s really helped me not panic at night it was so chill.

[@ryadinstormblessed8308]

5:02 farmers who don't wake up until 6am every day? No way in hell that farm survives!

[@HIT14MAN2]

Do a Honest Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia

[@easterthefoolish]

I have never played a HN game in my life, but I'm still rooting for you HN guy! You've got gumption! 💪🎮

[@stax6092]

+

[@SkyPilot-qx2sb]

“Just look up what she likes on the wiki” Glad I’m not the only one who did that

[@jasoncripe4059]

Those Lord of the Rings references were great 😁

[@mightyowl1800]

"Elden Ring of fishing minigames" should be printed on the packaging of this game tbh

[@Subject81A]

Idk who wrote all these jokes but they are a comedic genius! The likes of which we only get once or twice in a generation!!!

[@Phantom_Of_Fandoms]

We are still waiting for ConcernedApe to make Grandpa an actual bed instead of a ping-pong table

[@keeganseck7751]

This one felt personal for the writers.

[@smugsneasel]

00:30 As the days go by, statements like these are met with less sarcastic laughter and more uncomfortable acknowledgement in silence.

[@catxborsuq1]

Please do Cattails next^^ It's basically like Stardew Valley only with cats xD

[@ZijnShayatanica]

YAY, I HAVE A NEW GAME TO LOOK FOR.

[@Sabagegah]

Say: “We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty.”

[@zohircherifi5616]

Never had a laugh like this in years

[@sidething1252]

"You'll never have more fun trying to install the expanded mod on your mobile device" *in his voice*

[@Gabe_Cross]

Harvest Moon

[@gonggonglive]

“Elden Ring of Fishing minigames” I died

[@AshenDruid]

Good stuff, surprised you hadn't done this one already. Now do Rimworld! Lol

[@armelior4610]

I'm a bit disappointed that it's not the best segway into a bed commercial ever at the end

[@vustvaleo8068]

that moment Stardew Valley became Harvest Moon than the actual current Harvest Moon game.

[@josemanoeltavaresfilho3693]

You mean Story of Seasons? Harvest Moon nowadays is just in name only.

[@BonaparteBardithion]

@@josemanoeltavaresfilho3693 Than either of them really.

[@MCG55SS]

Epic voice: "waking up at 6am everyday is a total deal breaker" Me: but I wake up at 5am everyday to go to work 😭

[@tallish9417]

Holy shit they actually made a trailer for it!!

[@cjmars822]

“Hoeing around town” lolol 😂

[@claytonrios1]

Wow. It's almost like Stardew Valley is what we could be doing ourselves if we weren't so addicted to games!

[@gsgaming6976]

Idk man, if you think becoming a multimillionaire as a farmer is that easy irl I dunno what to tell you. Though to be fair real life would probably be a lot nicer with fewer big cities and more small pleasant agrarian communities. But you know what they say..... Wish in one hand, spit in the other, see for yourself which one fills up faster.

[@dansmith1661]

You can be addicted to games and still do it, you just have to worry about government saying it is illegal to farm.

[@BaneofTevildo]

I mean you can be addicted to games and still do half the population of a tow- I mean, do a garden outside your house.

[@crimsonraen]

LMAO! Yeeeeees! No mention of Eric Barone making it by himself though! Or the mayor's shorts. :P I'll take it though, so perfect!

[@Benneducci]

And thankfully, no mention of the Mayor's truffle oil...

[@dillpickle59]

Say "I'm not too scared to play Silent Hill!" And then do a trailer for Silent Hill

[@rainylupin]

"The Elden Ring of fishing minigames" accurate

[@ryukishi07thecreator70]

Say, "How come we haven't done the Max Payne trilogy yet?! We've made like 100s of these!", then do a Honest Game Trailer for the Max Payne trilogy.

[@d3ath-by-bruj4h]

"The elden ring of fishing minigames" is the best way to describe that honestly.

[@demonchildDLC]

0:37 no need to call out an entire generation, man, damn.

[@chasespringer5823]

Incredible! And very much somehow timely, I've been hearing so much about stardew again lately!

[@openarms1841]

You guys usually drop game trailers same day as movie/tv shows trailers. I wonder what was the hold up? Anyway, good vid.

[@RachelNobody]

"farmers only" 😂 and definitely now will always picture Willy as Dafoe in The Lighthouse, thank you for that 😅

[@josh8901]

Yessss, they did it. I can't believe it... they really did it!

[@thelengedaryhero6900]

Say, "Rain of Spiders!"

[@lostlegend2197]

Please do an Honest Game Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia

[@NineTailsChaosFox]

How about Graveyard Keeper? And the DLCs?

[@DjKoZoTo]

This seems to be better written than the last few, good job team!