Fangs as Sharp as Sarcasm [sfw] [E2L] [slow burn] [werewolf x vampire] [himedere Listener]

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[@spookiestking9353]

this is just werewolf flynn rider bullying shy vampire rapunzel for 15 minutes

[@ExtrovertED]

I can't argue that's a fair assessment. But as the story continues, it will have its differences. Thank you for listening

[@SirensSongAudio]

700 years stuck in the same castle?? Stars above I see why the listener is the way they are. I think I would’ve lost my sanity by now. I may be introverted, but not THAT much.

[@atlesadams6227]

"And you light up the room, mostly 'cause your skin's so damn pale-" I was expecting this but also not at the same time

[@aenwynonymous1958]

"Because that joke is never funny." Me at every customer who makes the 'did you fall out of heaven?' or sings some song with my name in it.

[@ExtrovertED]

Not all heroes wear capes. *Nash:* Nah, Pumpkin wears'em for me. 😆

[@puddin_tain9730]

The listener having a god complex is a unique touch that I absolutely adore. I’m very excited to see where this could go. I would definitely vote for this to have a sequel! 😄

[@banane4568]

Pumpkin is such a cute nickname, maybe not in these circumstances but I just know our little vampire was feeling shy even if it’s not obvious. I was at least :))

[@offline1370]

Him:"you like up the room mostly bc your Skin is so damn pale Me with very pale Skin: Yep you are right about that ;-;

[@bagotoast]

“I’ll have you know, MUTT, this cape is made of the finest furs you could only DREAM of affording!” **Hides behind cape in embarrassment** Side note; I really like how he calls them pumpkin, can’t wait for him to start meaning it and the vamp to start liking it 😏😂

[@britnicox3929]

If he wants to keep “mocking” me by calling me beautiful, perfect, lights up the room etc he’s more than welcome to 🤣

[@shanabrennan2272]

I love him so much! The sass and the absolute disrespect for his captor is amazing! "700, WOW! ThAT's ImPReSsiVe! I CaN't BeLiEVe YoU'vE hAd A sTick Up yOuR bUTt THiS wHOlE TimE" 🤣🤣🤣

[@justanartgremlin]

Goddamn we’d get along well the amount of ✨sass✨ radiating from this man

[@FaithMidnight]

700 years in a gilded cage.

[@k-bonbeebo4713]

me, who made a cape just for a vampire halloween costume:

[@boomKatsukiBakugo]

Me: so you’re a lone wolf “Yeah Im a lone wolf hahaha😒” Me: cut the cameras🤭

[@boomKatsukiBakugo]

Me: you’re in no position “Yeah I think I’m in the perfect position” Me: WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS😨

[@emilyb5307]

Ok, I love the sass, it's just so much sheer fun to listen to! This guy's got so much character, I love him already.

[@KuraiYamino]

Trying to be fierce and stoic but laughing through this. Oh gosh..pfft. Oh my gosh this is amazing.

[@Sky_The_Daily_Dreamer]

Pumpkin is such a cute name ngl lol 🤭❤️ Anyway Nash has such moxie and a spunk to him - I like it! I hope pumpkin gives him a chance and they go off in an adventure ❤️

[@elphieofkiamoko]

Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. Himedere is perhaps the most underutilized -dere and I'm akdjafj Him: Vampires overcomplicate everything! You're slender, and perfect, and beautiful, and-- Me, looking at self: Wow, how hard did they hit you?! SIR ONLY MY PARENTS ARE ALLOWED TO CALL ME PUMPKIN, HOW DARE >///>;; Twinkies are disgusting. We only eat Ding-dongs and Ho-hos, here, sir. This is why our races are at war, I see. Akdkaofkak thank you for defending retail employees against our #1 attack: people with awful senses of humor. Wait 700 YEARS AND I'VE NEVER BEEN OUTSIDE? Holy cow that is *really* sad. I'm borderline agoraphobic and even I feel sad about how sheltered this main has been xD Delightful as always, sir. I know what I'm voting for at the end of the month xD

[@yourfavoritegenderbender9896]

"Im a nobody *venting* " *you got 60 seconds before my meeting with Symphsthy ends and I tell you to shut up* /j

[@BooksInTheVoid]

Him making fun of me being vampire royalty and having a cape. Me: look, buddy. It's not my fault vampires have a monarchy society and I got put into one. And..and...and the cape is something...i was forced to wear..okay..shut up.

[@vepelle]

I really did join the premier late, cheesus Also if I dare to touch a cape it'll look like dr.stranges cape, let's be honest here

[@light1528]

I can't wait till he shows listener the outside world!!!!

[@harusadis]

The fun of the day for me is that my best friend calls me pumpkin

[@Hannahmarie5932]

Yet another great audio! I hope this gets made into a series

[@gren9834]

“do you have vampire children?” sir i am incapable of having children and i’m gay so no i won’t be having any children

[@kairi3895]

Than was fun, really loved it ❤️ do more please, you are so good at this 😌

[@catalinamyrrhpaw]

I love this, I would definitely watch a part 2

[@shannonduplessis3954]

I loved this🙌🏻💕

[@HaloCookie_]

I can't make it to the premiere but I promise I'll listen to it as soon as I can!! 😭💖 I know it'll be great, Ed! Have a cookie 🍪❤️ Edit: IM BACK I LISTENED TO IT OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE IT!!!! ✋😭 Enemies to Lovers-- Ed I can't 💀❤️ Pumpkin is such a cute name! 🤧 Plus I can totally see the listener being snooty about their cape 😂 I can picture it already! "I'll have you know THIS cape is the finest in the world! It's called FASHION! Look it up, dog 😤" I love this too much, I'm just gonna listen to it again, brb

[@bisibisera5551]

IM REALLY LATE BUT THIS IS SO COOL I LOVE IT

[@amberrr_misss]

Pumpkin 🙃🙃

[@katiewatson9004]

How long have you been doing ASMR's

[@ExtrovertED]

Little over a year now.

[@Jadeg_24]

Bro who dislike the video

[@ExtrovertED]

I don't know, but someone has hit dislike on a lot of my videos, and that's okay. I'm glad they told me so... I hope I get better. Thank you so much for listening.

[@denisewhitford8148]

Oh it's me you have to be worried about it's my boyfriend 😮

[@yoyo-534]

E 2 L? What does that mean? ؛ -؛ 💔

[@ExtrovertED]

Enemies to Lovers

[@yoyo-534]

@@ExtrovertED EKKK!!! that's so dam cute i am watching the part 2 now and it's so funny 😭

[@denisewhitford8148]

Do you obviously know who talking to that's no way to talk to a 30 year old woman hey watch it that tone of voice with me 😾💔😬

[@radish2079]

Twinkies are gross