Farewell Golden Berry, but I ramble the whole time

Extreme High Stress Gaming
I finally got the Celeste Farewell Golden Strawberry! yippeeeee why did i do this to myself. I thought the D-sides were bad? 9D? Dashless+? Strawberry Jam? nah those had nothing on this this was a grind. Easily the hardest challenge I've ever done. I had no faith I would be able to tbh but I did it, won my bet with Parrot Dash, won a race with some dude in my discord server, and finally proved that one stock image girl in my SJ Grandmaster video wrong. truly a great day for the United States of America.
big golden berry win
Now I finally have my 100% completion of Celeste done. 202 berries babyyyy. Wow. Now I really do have to find a hobby.
ThreeLetterIGN's golden: • FAREWELL GOLDEN
#celeste #valent #goldenberry #deathless #farewell #strawberryjam #summit #speedrun #worldrecord #dsides

[@valent617]

JOIN DISCORD TO PRAISE MY GAMING EXCELLENCE: discord.gg/wcyVpcqg6z

[@proxi18]

no

[@lirachonyr]

i won’t im already there

[@Mattutius]

im already there

[@gamerzamer854]

Why can i not comment

[@navyegg2373]

pregnant

[@Fire_blood1600]

Bro said that every checkpoint was his least favorite.

[@valent617]

and i was spitting facts

[@Nobody1515-z3w]

i mean i get how the first 3 checkpoints are boring if you have practice farewell golden long enough and then event horizon and determination are the hardest checkpoints in the chapter and stubbornness and reconciliation you're probably nervous after going through hell lmao

[@redstowen]

Lolll

[@COIN_LuigiPres1]

@@valent617as someone who has 3k deaths on the golden i can confirm every checkpoint is my least favorite (i threw on the golden room 3 times btw)

[@watchoutforeg]

@@COIN_LuigiPres1 PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID IT PLEASE

[@AccessDen]

"I have to be quiet because there might be bears" might be one of the celeste moments I've ever seen.

[@DrawThatRedstone]

the most cinematic part of this video is when you put your phone down & it turns out that you were playing on a tree stump the entire time. this will be studied in film schools for years to come

[@valent617]

plot twist of the millennium

[@raystan15]

@@valent617 Wait... Were you playing 9 GB being in a forest? Like for real???? This thing is impressive, lol... Fuck, why have I decided to beat Celeste 202 berries.. I've got 192 already. Wish me patience and time I dunno. And also I'm going to beat FNAF 9 50/50 as another biggest gaming achievement.. Bruh, what am I doing in my life ☠ I won't be able to be only musician before I complete at least 202 berries and I hope I'll beat 50/50 one day. Wadahel.. And, without any jokes, I should visit a psychiatrist cuz I think I've got some bad things that can grom into something much worse. Oof Thank you for the video!

[@Aspenator_]

why is bro goldening farewell in some random ass forest 😭

[@iambad]

it's like he's never heard of the olive garden

[@leafyumm]

oh yeah thats easily my least favorite checkpoint too

[@valent617]

ok thanks glad we're in agreement

[@lord_sheep]

the girlfriend repeatedly calling him was actually just a bear trying to rip his arm off (gg!!)

[@tudororor]

after watching this video i firmly believe that every farewell golden berry submission must have a rambling video attached as well

[@valent617]

i would pay good money to see half the celeste pros just rant about the game

[@hypoluna]

GG on Golden Ridge B-Side Gerry

[@valent617]

the real accomplishment here

[@FloridianFool]

“Congrats on Low-G Botany silver!” -Valent, 2024

[@62049]

That green screen during the handcam segment to make it look like you went outside was a nice touch

[@iexist1300]

I especially liked how he committed to this idea, like how he said he had to be quiet in case of bears, and the props he used were quite realistic

[@GuimauvePowa]

ok so can we just talk about how valent just did the single hardest thing you can do in celeste in the middle of the fore OH MY GOD HANDCAM LETS FUCKING GO I MISSED IT SO MUCH YESSS

[@valent617]

ITS LIKE IT NEVER LEFT BABYYYY

[@sillyrad]

FORE????

[@Twilled_Hotline]

@@sillyrad fore- as in forest

[@VimifU]

After that video i understood that his favorite chekpoint of Farewell is Start

[@valent617]

you get it

[@silvncr]

@@valent617 but that's where we see that granny died 😭 bro really gives no shits about granny

[@florian4012]

​@@silvncr he said he hates the bird

[@silvncr]

@@florian4012 that's fair

[@silver1788]

GG for the obligatory external validation Also the commentary and style of comedy reminded me of techno a bit I really enjoyed it

[@valent617]

[@Puffman728]

Hell, even the voice is similar

[@theblinkingbrownie4654]

Huh that might be the reason why i like this guys vids

[@mastercuak4752]

@@theblinkingbrownie4654 yeah same here

[@west-l8d]

the fact that you play on a tree stump in the middle of the woods has ruined my mental. i will simply never match this greatness. ggs

[@ympalympa6796]

congrats on a comically big lemon

[@valent617]

absolutely MASSIVE lemon acquired

[@dartsandmonkeys]

how many times do i have to say this its LEMON SCENTED

[@twigziy]

genuinely amazing video, I never thought I would be so captivated by a run I've seen so many times already

[@valent617]

THANKS!!! now you do it.

[@paper2222]

@@valent617genuinely, your commentary is so unboring, i feel like i can listen to you yap all day lol

[@tobysuren]

14:00 this is so true wtf you had me in hysterics for a solid minute there

[@valent617]

several angry letters to the paw patrol animators have not done anything unfortunately.

[@iris0liver]

4B GOLDEN BABY THATS WHAT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR LET’S GOOOOO

[@valent617]

i knew thats what the people wanted

[@Spitfire720]

my man landed less deaths in farewell than i did in my first run 😭

[@ShiningOfTheMoon]

I have twice this number and I didn't even try to get golden berry lol

[@InsanePowerTrip]

You do get consistent after more runs

[@salzgurke3651]

I finally did reflection a-side golden while watching your farewell golden. Also gg and congrats

[@valent617]

huge

[@b1oodzy]

Every game needs a content creator that shitposts. I love this guy.

[@pirilon78]

You're the first person i actually relate to with your farewell golden experience (Except the dying to air in recon hopefully)

[@valent617]

no shot you die in recon theres no way

[@pirilon78]

@@valent617 I just died at the feather room too 😭😭😭

[@valent617]

@@pirilon78 NOOOOOOO

[@toshii2198]

​@@valent617 Meanwhile me here who has died 4 times in recon, all in ways I didnt even know was possible to die in and once in golden room

[@pandared8247]

Eyyyyy, you did it. I've been rooting for you!

[@Sami20187]

massive ggs I think the d+ experience helped your grind loads definitely not sarcasm 100% real

[@valent617]

unironically think it did (i am coping. i wasted my time)

[@Sami20187]

@@valent617 lmao at least you got to waste your time playing a 3 star hist map

[@iAmGGlitch]

as someone who hasnt gotten past the point seen at 14:50 yet and probably shouldnt have skipped the gate to play farewell, i congratulate you on getting 4b golden

[@esteb7496]

Racing against the bird in power source is SO relatable, at least now i know i’m not the only weirdo doing that

[@valent617]

i caught the bird 1.5 checkpoints in surely the game lets me stop now

[@YellowLink10]

0:30 ME SPOTTED, ME ALERT. GG on the fwg my guy!!

[@valent617]

FIRE

[@Vracaum]

Take a shot each time a checkpoint isn't his favorite (for real, big GG for the achievement!)

[@crckrbrrs]

30 minutes of valent this fucking peaks

[@idkjfuff]

True

[@Zyodl]

like celeste

[@clay112]

First farewell golden collected on the woods, they should make a whole list for that.

[@valent617]

separate column on the depravity list imo

[@6sixSixpebbles]

gg! congrats on this huge achievement and on winning the race!!! all thats left is 9D golden, should be relatively simple

[@valent617]

give me a week

[@HyrubatoMusic]

"I have to be quiet because there might be bears" ~he said while containing his reaction goldening farewell in a forest.

[@valent617]

thats a sentence

[@yenalicious]

AAAA PERFECTION GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@valent617]

ok but have you ever tried the dew of a ficus leaf

[@skeWanassiddiqui]

Yessssssssss I kept watching your dashless+ vid saying hes gonna get it and you did!

[@Sogudu]

Congrats!!! also that joke about it being hard in the beginning is wild

[@nikolatata69]

He has gone completely crazy

[@valent617]

the voiced made me

[@nikolatata69]

@@valent617 btw you are a maniac in a good way for playing in the woods. I love you even more for that (the amount of love is indescribable 😍)

[@VynilCat]

I mean it wasn’t even a race if I’m being honest, always knew that you would win.

[@Blajhäa]

You are genuinely insane for doing this, GG on the farewell jerry tho. I love your content and its helped me out a ton, your in my top 5 favorite youtubers whether its celeste or some other game I love ur content. If I wasn't already subbed this would have done it for me.

[@valent617]

thank

[@oyudays]

what chores did you have to do? go move a log that fell on a commonly traveled trail?

[@valent617]

i had to cull the local beaver population

[@felixroux]

Congration! I agree that wallbounces are brutal. Unironically they are harder than like half of GM tech

[@valent617]

this was all the external validation I needed

[@mairiooooooo]

wall bounces were hard when i skipped the heart gate but when i did 7b it became as easy as wavedashing

[@felixroux]

@@mairiooooooo Wallbounces are easy if you're doing them from a standstill but whenever maps make you do them at speed they become impossible. Wavedashes get consistent because it's always pretty much the same delay between dash and jump (that being said midairs can go to hell), so it's muscle memory, but you actually have to time wallbounces and they can be very precise.

[@mairiooooooo]

@@felixroux yea the 2nd room with wall bounces in farewell was SO ANNOYING. and i play on xbox so im softlocked to main game content only

[@blackcvrrant]

gg!! nuts to see this video today, i think i just rewatched your d+ video yesterday

[@weirdbf]

You've embraced your inner John Celeste 😌

[@valent617]

beauyiful

[@kono152]

oh my god he actually fucking did it

[@lingyuanyan1722]

After you talked about getting 5k check point was so confused cuz I kinda assumed you had more subs. Actually really quality content and very funny commentary. Keep up the good work, so so can brag about watching you since 2k subs

[@Crazey]

This video was a blast to watch, life changing one. GG !

[@Tyrantstorm]

I think you’re the first person to golden farewell in the woods

[@person_not_a_robot]

WAIT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HE FILMED THE GOLDEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS😭😭

[@DivikSachdeva]

Jokes aside bro mad props for this. Im currently on 198 berries, working on 8b and just the thought of goldening fw is anxiety inducing to me

[@valent617]

you got it!! gl

[@shigglyfriggly]

found you out today and i immediately subscribed. ts amazing bro i love celeste fr

[@TorreTerra]

gg, welcome to the list

[@coolguy6485]

WE DONT GET MORE PERFECT THEN THIS GGG

[@Thriyf]

GG FAREWELL GOLDEN! also that recon death goes hard

[@valent617]

completely unnecessary wave dash does not go hard

[@Mattutius]

i really liked when he dissed his gf

[@valent617]

she not real :(

[@Dexterityxe]

Oh hey! That’s my favorite checkpoint too!

[@valent617]

wowwww we have so much in common

[@valent617]

wowwww we have so much in common

[@TheKingOfShortness]

GG farewell moon berry

[@valent617]

hey so sorry thats not what happened

[@yuval521]

here have some external validation: gg man! thats awesome!

[@wldfruit]

I LOVE VALENT, also huge congrats

[@JmanGH888]

is no one gonna address the fact that he went outside and was still playing celeste

[@RaghavanRamanujam]

Valent BANGER

[@RaghavanRamanujam]

Also valent I'll be honest this was not my favorite video

[@iexist1300]

Congrats on beating the golden and getting onto the list.

[@jaychen6096]

I swear if you got a better mic you’re easily one of the best gaming youtube channels right now

[@valent617]

the bad mic quality improves the exepreince imo

[@secretaltlmao]

you absolutely deserve all the views and subs you have you are so entertaining to watch

[@linodorux6631]

Why you gerrying Farewell sitting like Gollum in a random forest? I admire you, congrats

[@Glick5944]

4:38 do not edge the bird. but also gg

[@valent617]

SHIT I was gonna make that joke but forgot

[@murro3423]

goddamit i watched this video 3 times today. Dunno how you did this but this is wunderfull

[@ic5889]

It's nice to know that even people who are good enough at this game to golden Berry farewell also hate the room at 11:14. That shit sucked I'm glad we all agree

[@athenayule8701]

Sweet sweet validation? You got it boss o7 GG

[@landonnunez2850]

First golden in the wilderness

[@danimal1265]

GG FAREWELL GOLDEN, ANOTHER VALENT CLASSIC VIDEO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@clareimpeaded]

i every time he said this is my least favourite checkpoint i snorted

[@adriangd5040]

drinking game: take a shot every time he said a checkpoint was his least favourite

[@Dinoober]

First FWG by someone that not only goes outside, but IS outside

[@Nzargnalphabet]

I completely agree with the Gary being dumb to the point where it is literally an inside joke with my dad that I will not tell you about

[@alexanderapoolingum8544]

Gl on asking parrot out and GG

[@whimsilamb]

Your content is SO GOOD dude, you're really funny!

[@cleventinetheclementine195]

one day, when i finish beating the c-sides and the d-side mod and farewell, i will embark on this quest to join THE LIST. it may take some years, but it will happen You have motivated me to continue my training

[@valent617]

ibelieve in you.

[@ian.d5]

11:14 the room of hell I got stuck for an hour in this room in my first playthrough of farewell

[@figbarrr]

WOAAAHHHH classic valent w (my least deaths record is still only 14 lmao i'm nowhere near close

[@valent617]

you got it soon i believe

[@TheTrueXaver]

the whole gang's here

[@phillypei]

Perfections is something that my twitch chat does everyday

[@Inkiwi]

For the people watching in a few years when he has 100 mil, just know that I was here at 5k 😤

[@lumbearcat]

this is my favorite celeste video btw good job

[@emmafcg202]

GG

[@valent617]

hey 202 gang

[@CH4M.pi0n]

The best celeste youtuber

[@zalut_sky]

GG MAN you deserve it so much

[@Yuz9.]

LETS GOOOOO

[@Zenvixity360]

fire video, keep it up, love the videos

[@Miabeloved]

thank you for not dying 🥺

[@valent617]

anything for you 🥺

[@Miabeloved]

@@valent617 🥺

[@CubicMathTime]

Now Matt owes you $120

[@CrimsonClowd]

As someone whos far into the fwg grind myself. I so feel you on recon being free in practice but somehow I've managed 2 bs golden deaths there. Huge ggs though, there are some strats here I might try out but some you did give me anxiety like not doing the third upright demo in wind springs

[@valent617]

GL!!! you got it

[@thepersonofhuman]

you beat this in a forest? no, that's too easy. do it again in the middle of an active construction site

[@valent617]

nah too easy next time ill do it mid skydive

[@runcinated_icosatetrachoron]

Nope do it on a floating table in a public swimming pool

[@exio6938]

Wow that’s crazy that checkpoint is also my least favorite what a coincidence

[@valent617]

good take

[@FluttershyLeet]

Very funny commenting. Congratulations with the gerry i can't imagine how it is possible with such nerves. I'm nervous person too and this really a miracle for me.

[@KrutoiPro2275]

My spine is shaped like letter c cause it stands for Celeste

[@KrutoiPro2275]

Im kinda late though

[@valent617]

lmao nah that was funny im stealing tat joke

[@Zacherias17]

Let’s go! Finally!!!

[@RandomGuy-o1]

I like ur rambling ya old man

[@tomlee_bomlee]

bro what that’s literally my favourite checkpoint

[@IFD78]

I cant believe bro got the farewell golden berry while touching grass

[@valent617]

thats the real achievement her

[@sillyrad]

wait that part about getting extremely nervous and dying over and over again until you’re used to it is so real

[@valent617]

celeste golden experience

[@Titan-pine]

I have never been speechless before but you revealing that you completed the run in the middle of a random ass forest, left me gasping on the floor

[@moody1337]

i was so suprised when i saw you were playing in the forest like what?????

[@tachyonites9568]

seeing how stupid my routes were for these rooms is killing me