'Farting Himself Awake During A Porn Star Hush Money Trial': Colin Jost Mocks Trump At WHCD

At the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night, Colin Jost directed several jokes at former President Trump.
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[@linda-qf6yh]

Weird creepy comment

[@Threemore650]

Yes, one would expect fartjokes to be the level of wit here. Don’t make him laugh too hard. Got to think about the environment.

[@colinhutchinson1664]

We're still talking about Biden dropping his guts while talking to Queen Camilla here in England.

[@LadyKej]

What do you mean?

[@colinhutchinson1664]

@@LadyKej Biden was here on an official visit and went to Buckingham palace to meet our queen and Prince Charles and Camilla (future king and queen consort) He was talking to Camilla and let rip a loud moist one (dropping his guts) which apparently stank and Camilla talked to Charles and his/her aides about it and then the press got wind (haha) of it.

[@NancyK-cu6xj]

That's a strange remark. He dropped his guts. What?

[@B.S.D-rm2mn]

Do ya mean ... spilling his guts... as in chattered her ear off with bragging?

[@kimk3132]

​@LadyKej It's UK speak for he farted while visiting the King and Queen of England 😮

[@vgahren]

It’s confounding how these people, so deeply entrenched in their bubble a) think they’re funny, and b) consider themselves an ally of the ‘common people.’

[@jorgecarrejo7562]

Because those not in a cult.. Know he's hilarious!

[@user-qn4zh2pw6m]

I'm one of the regular people and I think Colin is hilarious!!!!

[@barrettkettle133]

Sure..just switch names...​@@jorgecarrejo7562

[@gl3913]

Keep in mind here that you very clearly do not speak for all folks on what should be considered to be funny and who supports the common man either. Trump is nothing more than a super whiny, extremely immature 6yr old who only cares about who and what he can use to get out of what he is responsible for from his criminal and civil trials.

[@rlamp2872]

​@jorgecarrejo7562 I would DARE to say for the most part... we the Republican Party are NOT IN A CULT we simply want an intelligent, stand up PATRIOT for AMERICA'S CONSTITUTION to become our next PRESIDENT. All of which means we MUST get rid of BIDEN and his policies!!!!!!

[@JaneTerrydotnet]

This is shockingly in poor taste.

[@truejaneysue8269]

It's freaking hilarious and true.

[@ronpetersen2317]

It's a roast ... that is how they go ... these were softball jokes you want to be shocked look at forbes other clip ... assuming it doesn't get censored.

[@maryshkamiceli8388]

@@ronpetersen2317 Touche They should watch the old comedy shows when Dean Martin (etc) gets roasted. This is why (comedy) history is important. Kathy Griffin, Andrew Dice Clay, etc. whose comedy style is/was brash, deliberately offensive. Jost was relatively polite toward the Trump Thin Skins.

[@Audace1400]

Creepy Joes creepy support crew

[@anniegoulaheee8025]

Have some more flavor aid

[@omw78]

This must be the biggest rally biden has ever had. All his voters in one room.

[@user-ns6uf4rc2i]

Yeah 81 million people!! Hahahaha!! Not a joke man!!

[@jbsang54]

Yeah...all 12 of them!!

[@CEN-Cali]

All fortune 500 execs

[@MiamiBeachMama]

He’s so gross 🤮

[@AdNauseamart]

Scarlett Johansson doesn’t think so. You still have Chachi and the Nuge!

[@justsomethingtothinkabout8515]

Trump 2024! MAGA! 🙏🏽🇺🇸💪🏽

[@kathleenbeattie4979]

Someday when he grows up and hopefully matures, he will realize how foolish were all the words he said !! However….some people never grow up ! Look at who the president is in the White House for an extreme example !!

[@CFunk-xw2wc]

Does the teleprompter tell Biden to laugh?

[@supongjamir-vw6nn]

😂😂

[@maryshkamiceli8388]

President Biden has a healthy sense of humor. Gotta luv it.

[@NancyK-cu6xj]

Stop pretending to know who Biden is. The country is in shambles. Many Germans loved and admired Hitler, thought he was a great leader. It's called Stockholm Syndrome. No one in their right mind would like Biden? I'm a former Democrat. I care about this country.

[@loislaudin]

😂😂😂

[@ronpetersen2317]

@@maryshkamiceli8388 I am not sure if he heard or got some of them one of the big zingers he laught what seem to be 15 seconds after. OMG watch the other forbes clip though these are total soft ball jokes. In the other clip I assume forbes uploaded separately for fear of it being taken down by youtube he totally went with Biden doing cocaine to stay focused, organizing trials to attack his opponnent and getting ready to rig another election. a couple years ago youtube DEFINITELY would have censored

[@NancyK-cu6xj]

This is being heavily censored. It's a new thing with Forbes.

[@josephinepinzel568]

This guy is NOT FUNNY

[@maryshkamiceli8388]

OMG Jost is hilarious. Laughing at yourself is healthy. Laughing is a form of therapy in medicine.

[@highvoltage1979]

This guy is not funny if your in a cult

[@Arthur11342]

Keep crying, little guy.

[@janetteduncan4164]

If it was funny,,but its not​@@maryshkamiceli8388

[@truejaneysue8269]

​@@highvoltage1979Bingo!

[@a.i.8583]

People realize this is from reporting from "The Midas Touch " with "insider sources ". These people are fucking gross

[@coolroy4300]

The democrat party is like the guy who dealt it pretending like nobody knows he's the stinker 😂😂😂

[@gardensofthegods]

That would have been a really great joke for him to say up there .

[@user-ns6uf4rc2i]

Yes it would have been a great joke!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

[@Genesis-007]

When children at the dinner table are asked which is their least favourite vegetable, they all point at Biden. 👈🤣

[@TheSaturn007]

😂😂

[@user-ns6uf4rc2i]

Hahahaha hahahaha!!! So sad but true!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-ff4ep7sx9p]

That was funnier than anything I heard that lump say

[@x00p3]

😂😂😂😂

[@mysliwya]

They are supposed to roast the president but TDS is in the way. So pathetic. When he did make jokes about Biden he looked scared.

[@user-ns6uf4rc2i]

So did Joey!!! 🤡👺💩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeparr795]

The White House Correspondents Dinner roasts all people covered by political correspondents. You must be MAGA if you don't know this

[@gracefulcat68]

@@jeparr795 so you want america to suck like it is today? lol, you must be a marxist socialist.

[@user-ut8ls7qp1j]

it is pathetic that they are deranged

[@YourXellency]

@@jeparr795 I don't see Trump at the roast. You're supposed to roast only your guests. I'm not a Trump supporter, but every roast has the guest present.

[@chrisschade6854]

😂they’re just sitting around Laughing after all of this😂😕🤓 This is disgusting laughing at unconstitutional miscarriage of justice Biden was half clapping at RFK😂

[@thomaslanham3863]

As Joe laughs his diaper is steadily overflowing .😮

[@janvandusen5700]

Again, projecting much? Trump is the one wearing diapers, with no bowel control, no sense of humor, and no intelligence.

[@jamesallen8785]

SHAME TO THINK THERE ARE STILL SO MANY NUTS LEFT FOR BYDEN!!! BUT THEN AGAIN THIS IS HOLLYWOKE!

[@maryshkamiceli8388]

Woke: aware of and actively attentive to important societal facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice). We will only succeed if we reject the growing pressure to retreat into cynicism and hopelessness. We have a moral obligation to "stay woke," take a stand and be active; challenging injustices and racism in our communities and fighting hatred and discrimination wherever it rises. "There is never really a moment where a person of color doesn't have to deal with discrimination, whether it be veiled and passive or as blunt as possible. So, woke white people, why can't you step in?" -Lauren Sanchez

[@user-ff4ep7sx9p]

​@@maryshkamiceli8388 your new mantra?? Get a grip think for yourself

[@marksoprano351]

Trump 2024 MAGA

[@joydurand]

Guess he identifies as a funny, farting, whimp.

[@user-ns6uf4rc2i]

That’s all he has!!! 🤡👺💩

[@lonniedahlstrom110]

What the hell do they put Biden on to act lucid? How long does it last and what’s the side effects?

[@scarletmcgee4824]

My husband and I were just discussing this same thing. Biden face is flushed and he is acting like he has a little sense. Collin is totally a butt wipe and his jokes suck.

[@unknownhuman5507]

Steroids, adrenaline......maybe baby blood infusion.....who knows

[@ronpetersen2317]

I am not sure he is lucid there. the camera was on Biden on one of the shots for 15 seconds after the joke and then he laughed ... or opened his mouth anyway. Besides. the other clip they edited out of this one he had a joke about the whitehouse cocaine to cover that part

[@bernardfrank9247]

We love President Trump 😍❤️😇

[@truejaneysue8269]

Why?

[@janvandusen5700]

So sad for you.

[@supongjamir-vw6nn]

Got more better comedians in America?? Coz this guy maybe the last comedian to enter the White House 😂

[@juliejordan6421]

He's not funny at all! , Boo

[@user-ns6uf4rc2i]

I didn’t find him particularly humorous either!!! FJB!!!

[@user-te7pl7cx6r]

Not funny 👎

[@MrRichMurphy]

He stole the wake up farts from American Dad. When the dad gets cursed & turns into an old man. The fish says it about the dad.

[@DemolitionManDemolishes]

Stunning and brave

[@truejaneysue8269]

Because he touched a nerve with some truth bombs?

[@loislaudin]

So disgusting. It’s because of these idiotic people that he’s tired, falling asleep and doing whatever they should be ashamed of themselves I couldn’t even listen to all this. Meanwhile, I’m glad that the protest are showing up outside the White House.

[@user-qn4zh2pw6m]

MAGA cultists calling someone else crude is hilarious!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Arthur11342]

Oh? These are the people that made little Donnie commit adultery with an adult film actress then falsify his business records to pay for her silence all while breaking campaign finance law? Pull your head out, Lois.

[@user-ns6uf4rc2i]

FJB and all the rest!!!

[@ulrichenry4881]

The saga of maga is sad

[@davidcrook658]

That's cute

[@johnwagner8132]

Was Trump invited? He has enough material to start a standup comedy routine, and it's all true. FJB, Trump 2024!

[@Arthur11342]

Actually, little Donnie didn't have the balls to show up even one time to this event. Only President in history that was afraid of hearing somebody make fun of his makeup.

[@johnwagner8132]

@@Arthur11342 Little Donnie has more balls than Joe and Hunter combined and they both love showing theirs.

[@Arthur11342]

@@johnwagner8132 Cool story, little guy. Too bad how he conducts himself currently and how he has conducted himself in the past shows the exact opposite of that. But by all means, you keep on following him. A weak leader to lead a weak man.

[@x00p3]

@@Arthur11342 You believe that's all true because the TV told you so.

[@ronpetersen2317]

Like Trump or hate him ... yah he would been one hell of a comedian at a roast like this that's for sure.

[@TheGoatMumbler]

We see the difference btw someone who reads jokes on SNL and someone who is actually funny.

[@zekezag5643]

This is what evil looks like, the beginning of the end!

[@ralphsawyer9535]

🇺🇲TRUMP 2024🇺🇲

[@markcollins6647]

This guy is terrible

[@unitysprings3631]

I'd like to know his jab status, before I hear his worldly opinions .....

[@anniegoulaheee8025]

You want to know his toilet and eating habits too? What type of shampoo he uses? What is wrong with you people?😂😂😂 Who cares? Why would YOU care?😂😂😂😂

[@anniegoulaheee8025]

Donald Trump golfed during covid. He didn't care that Americans were dying. Donald Trump also takes credit for single handedly developing the vaccine. So he could enjoy more golf time while people died.

[@unitysprings3631]

@@anniegoulaheee8025 I thought I was quite reserved.... I didn't ask how much money they lost on BLM, or if they denied the bio labs existed..... But I digress. I wanted to clarify how much propaganda had invaded their grey matter, before I infected myself with it.

[@KarenGomez-tw6jx]

Can’t make a bad comment yet this guy can talk trash!

[@Aunttina5868]

It's like Prince Harry talking 💩 the Royal family, knowing that they can't respond back

[@NancyK-cu6xj]

They can do anything they want, we cannot. That's the rules set by Soros, Gates, Zuckerberg, Bazos. They buy, lobbyist and remake policy. They are reshaping their world and they want us gone. Odd, no abortions but the can kill us. FYI, Gates owns and controls agriculture and Pharma.

[@MonsieurLeRocck]

NCSWIC [they're] ALL attending [their] own Wake in real time. Only thing "Colin" got right - Final (correspondents) Dinner.

[@SOz-uf5yq]

Excuse me, NOT BIDEN > Sleepy-Joe 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mportfrk]

The funniest/scariest thing he said was trying to figure out where Obama is pulling the strings from 😆🤣

[@pamborkowski7415]

Agree 💯 % unfortunately it is very true. 3rd term for Obama.

[@Irishczech]

They made Joe orange with makeup/lighting!

[@lawerencestimpson2280]

Never trust anyone with a fruitty bow tie.

[@MiguelReyes-of1hf]

Fart jokes. Clearly the "adults are back in charge.... restoring decency". 😂

[@robbievangelderen5457]

"Pause"

[@frankdodgee]

😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@x00p3]

😂😂😂😂

[@luxitos2867]

UNpause! 💀

[@klacy5555]

Yea, this is really newsworthy, way to go Forbes. Maybe you'll get a Pulitzer prize.

[@maryshkamiceli8388]

Thank you Forbes for posting this video. It feels good to laugh out loud.

[@x00p3]

@@maryshkamiceli8388 Kamala, is that you?

[@cauleentigner]

This was literally Thier way of making fun of everything they have attacked

[@blakbanshee]

There’s a treasure trove of material to work with from Biden, yet he manufactures this bit and it’s not even remotely funny.

[@marklyngauvin2461]

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP 24 24 24 24 24

[@lolaoh2001]

FJB

[@davidcrook658]

That's cute

[@Nobdycares1776]

Remember when they made fun of Trump in 2016 and he won the white house Nobody was laughimg then....

[@gusp8967]

I was thinking that also!

[@loislaudin]

😂😂

[@kenvik6192]

Now we are all laughing at Biden 😢

[@janvandusen5700]

Russia won the 2016 race for Trump, aided by James Comey and Trump's own suppression of his sexual escapades for which he is currently on trial.

[@BrassyBrunette]

Damage control mind control

[@Sixty2Twenty4]

Clueless and willing 😮😅

[@neverforget3295]

The biggest joke is the current president. 😅

[@VeronicaRainone-fn2cx]

These people are bullies! They have no real empathy but they love flying off the handle and riling themselves up into a self righteous rage! Their humor isn't funny it's just mean!

[@maryshkamiceli8388]

It's a "roast". That's what it's all about.

[@sectureverothoughtcriminal7734]

Ok, when does the comedy begin?

[@angieivey6947]

You should be ashamed of yourself for saying cruel things ! God is watching you ! Your verbal rhetoric is unAmerican ❗

[@SOz-uf5yq]

ENJOY Your LAST EVENT > Yep, we all know >>> BYE-BYE

[@MonsieurLeRocck]

Correct. . .[they're] attending [their] own Wake.

[@pag282]

Not if you let them cheat again … pathetic skit btw.

[@moicesvillanueva1]

👎🏼

[@generation1fan]

Wow not funny

[@dh190852]

Is this what replaced SNL last night? I wouldn't know, I no longer watch SNL.

[@randallhull2508]

This comedian shows how really corrupt this bunch really is. Oh and did I mention without God!!!😢😮 Sad despite SICK.

[@michaelelliott9625]

Criminal mastermind you got that right

[@janettemasiello5560]

Biden, Obama, clinton criminal Cabal.

[@darwindwelle5267]

Who Dug this Communist up??

[@truejaneysue8269]

🤔

[@anniegoulaheee8025]

Have some more flavor aid.

[@penzorphallos3199]

They couldn't get a better comedian with all that money?

[@DemolitionManDemolishes]

This used to be an evening where most powerful people in the word heard the truth about themselves wrapped into jokes. Now it's just the plain old bootlicking.

[@ruthnovena40]

He finds jokes like this funny? children laugh at these things. No wonder our press is in such poor shape

[@YZ250W1]

Did you prefer the meatball or the Desanctimonius crying from the orange man baby?

[@gggawd6213]

Couldn't get a real comic to read their scripted words for them? 😂 I wouldn't watch this propaganda but I know they didn't make fun of Biden's showers with Ashley Biden.

[@jorgecarrejo7562]

Probably because it didn't happen

[@scarletmcgee4824]

@@jorgecarrejo7562so you calling bidens daughter a liar??

[@jorgecarrejo7562]

@@scarletmcgee4824 I haven't HEARD her say it.. Her diary was in the hands of someone else long enough to add in that nonsense... But get her in front of a camera and have her willingly say... Yes my dad showered with me when I was a teen... And most of us won't vote for him... We're not in a cult...

[@x00p3]

@@jorgecarrejo7562 "We're not in a cult.." Uh, yes you are.

[@jorgecarrejo7562]

@@x00p3 I don't fawn over any human.. If he's guilty.. Prosecute.. You on the other hand.. There's not one crime donnie bone spurs can commit that you won't defend him.. Jim Jones much?

[@zohan1999]

This guy sucks. He is a funny as biden

[@ChewbaccaPez]

About as funny as watching paint dry

[@craigallen5092]

Go trump!!

[@planetxwatcher9712]

Sick world

[@littlesofty01]

Joe doesn't get the jokes

[@Cool-Buzz.]

They should have had Shane Gillis do this. He could of did his Trump impression and debated Joey on live T.V

[@CaliSurf24]

This must be a passive aggressive remark on Biden. Because he DEFINITELY farts himself awake. If Anyone does 😅

[@vanessakammerer5602]

He prides himself to much, he didn't saying anything about my butts been wiped

[@laellewis7787]

WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT TRUMP??? OBSESSED

[@KarenGomez-tw6jx]

Not a nice guy a lefty

[@eugenehall1190]

Sad

[@sellsformoola]

Hey Colin it’s easier to follow him Colin when you’ve written his jokes.

[@marlonlocklear239]

Wow who the heck is this lame o they were really desperate and it still didn’t work

[@markhope4993]

The whole lot of them are trash.

[@msquiquihabi3026]

You better work 😂

[@_KarlS]

"Pause..."

[@PositiveMommaLife]

He has exceptionally receded gums

[@Liz-cmc313]

Trump 2024... These people are still talking about Trump because they know he's the BEST 💯🇺🇲

[@folginator]

The Yanks laugh at anything

[@MicheleWeismiller-sq5qt]

So childish to repeat this called bullying

[@mnkeeme]

Beginning is so cringe I m not even watching the rest

[@michaelelliott9625]

Follow God not Catholic people therefore IDK I don’t know their religion. I’m Christian.

[@supongjamir-vw6nn]

That's what was in my heart to say that

[@TheArabRussian]

This is such a disgusting headline, the absolute lack of respect

[@jorgecarrejo7562]

Respect? The guy that deserves no respect because he's the most disrespectful person to ever be in the white house!

[@Dave4444424]

These ppl exist? Still? In their bubble? Well I never.

[@paulr8652]

Lame

[@Dave4444424]

The mafia exists. The big guy was more impressive in the films alas.

[@RedPilledDaddy]

Oh wow isnt this supposed to be a roast of the sitting president??

[@MommaBear360]

Let's see how they laugh when Trump wins. 😂

[@DeannaPerry-ol7sj]

I agree with you 💯 Trump 2024 the real President 🇺🇸

[@walkinlight3380]

Disgusting

[@DavidLee-cp2lq]

Thats all they talked about at that ridiculous dinner was trump,,,, they are clearly obsessed… and as the saying goes…. Small minds talk about other people. Get a life.

[@donhurst8459]

A Hole in the room

[@kennethwhaley7207]

Why are you guys such liars?

[@xanaduse]

They should get a real comedian like Tim Dillon to go up there

[@Jeangirl19]

Colin is the Devils Minion for sure , most are all fairly good looking enough to Trick us

[@jbsang54]

But they didn't talk about Biden pooping himself in front of the Pope... Did they???😂😂😂