Fast Travel in Real Life

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

The really amazing technology here is the lack of Loading Screens

[@GenericYoutuber]

Probably because its running off of the rules of reality. Nothing faster than that😅

[@blazepommaster]

You earned another like

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

@@blazepommaster Thank you

[@williamsmith6921]

It's because the simulation we live in already has no loading screens since it's all loaded always

[@aaronwoodcock4715]

To hell with them hard drives.

[@JaxonHaze]

I also work at “WORK.”

[@Nugcon]

same

[@antonvlog8409]

@A O lmfao thats great

[@ghostofsparta5100]

@A O Oh RIP

[@dreamwolf7302]

this funny because i used to work for a nursing outreach clinic (home service nursing) that was called 'W.O.R.K.' and literally it wasnt an acronym...they just added those periods to avoid a lawsuit...

[@BVBloom]

We have fun on Street, and/or in Local Tavern!

[@randomboi2711]

*blacks out* *wakes up in a carriage* "Hey you, you're finally awake."

[@gullinkambi3600]

"You try to fast travel border right?"

[@gewalfofwoofia8263]

"Walked right into that imperial ambush same as us."

[@resh7521]

You have been VAC banned from life

[@Skhillz_FN]

GOD DAMNIT TODD HOWARD YOU DID IT AGAIN

[@evanshsedani1575]

Hey i see u saw jacksfilms Copycat

[@IronStriker-2407]

1st Rule Of Fast Travel: You Can’t Fast Travel While Jumping.

[@MotivationSHCUM]

2nd Rule of Fast Travel: You Can't Fast Travel When Enemies Are Nearby

[@rolldemtrees7419]

You can in legend of zelda breath of the wild lol. Fall off a cloff and dont wanna waste miphas grace? Or a fairy? Fast travel

[@tharnstonewall2005]

@@rolldemtrees7419 or just press parachute at the last second lul

[@rolldemtrees7419]

@@tharnstonewall2005 what if ur out of stamina from climbing?

[@tharnstonewall2005]

@@rolldemtrees7419 Good point

[@stevedored]

Probably shouldn't have jumped into the pool with his phone.

[@onursenturk9871]

That was a Iphone I think

[@plaguedoctor2863]

@@onursenturk9871 *an* Iphone

[@onursenturk9871]

@@plaguedoctor2863 oh wow you are very clever... I can't write so well my english is not good ok

[@ama7031]

@@onursenturk9871 it was an IPhone 5 , its not really waterproof is it eh?

[@onursenturk9871]

@@ama7031 lol

[@GameSuenden]

Dude went straight to the Cloud District.

[@stephenskillern8065]

Watch the skies traveler... there is a strange man falling

[@Ninjabot1994]

There's no PUSSIEEEEE!!!

[@NolanVengeance]

What are you saying? Of course he didn't.

[@googplex5916]

Gameomat same

[@scathelock5648]

Oh mah gawd i laughed so hatd at this

[@thequalitycomedian7842]

Would’ve been awesome to end it with him trying to jump the building and it just say “You cannot fast travel while jumping or falling”

[@hakasek4052]

I was expecting that too, then I saw the forest and knew what was coming XD

[@XxMIKExFAILZxX]

I think everyone expected that when he jumped off a building...

[@stuckonaslide]

I thought that!

[@gambit5667]

*breaks legs* HEEEEELLLLLLLLLP M- oh wait i can fast travel to a hospital

[@gambit5667]

well actually he jumped into a pool mid air so

[@Zazuban]

Well that went dark fast.

[@FMFvideos]

well that dark went fast

[@Brotato60]

Well that went dark fast.

[@samcheer_7711]

That went dark well fast

[@SrMikicas]

Well that went dark fast

[@azhar4716]

Well that went dark fast

[@kaseymathew1893]

What I expected when he jumped off the parking structure: "You cannot fast travel while jumping or falling."

[@atlasprime6193]

He already jumped once when he jumped into the pool, so it’s kinda of like a test for him that’s already been proven.

[@Magst3r1]

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[@tm30shadow_ball]

The legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild intensifies

[@randomgooy7456]

@@atlasprime6193 we jumped slightly so it wouldn't hurt him instead of falling from a building

[@dylanjanssen9627]

@@tm30shadow_ball I think he was actually mentioning Bethesda games

[@serseedza]

So eventually, he stopped thinking.

[@aksu5233]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?????????

[@latinospammer8441]

@@aksu5233 no fuck sherlock

[@khanareeb9725]

OH MY GOD!!!!

[@AkiraZack15]

*Yare Yare Daze...*

[@Itsdeadfrosty]

DAMMIT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

[@ethansuriano4847]

could've sworn this was a corridor video

[@89elmonster]

Ethan Suriano They did it better than corridor

[@blazepommaster]

You earned another like

[@sangeetapanwar933]

Hey I also thought it was a corridor video

[@le_epic_bodhi4004]

I didn't see any of the corridor actors so I knew it wasn't by them, but corridor is a really cool movie making channel.

[@s1ntyx458]

I thought it was one

[@TheLoganatorz]

He’s fine in space, I’m sure a Tesla Roadster will pick him up sooner or later...

[@kylefitz.2639]

Or that cart that Phil Swift made in that flex glue commercial.

[@seraphinaromanus105]

"Get in, loser. We're going to Mars."

[@인천아저씨]

순호올레이터

[@jorgegarcia6140]

Calls an Uber from Elon Musk

[@Headbangerr-en2cc]

@Romner_set Right, because the rest of the story sounds quite realistic.

[@mikerotch8375]

He's handed the key to fast travel and immediately tosses it on the ground.

[@DementedDuskull]

Mike Rotch Well I mean what's the key for if the safe is open?

[@marhan36]

oh man the "you can't fast travel when enemies nearby" that's where i gotta press the like button

[@martok2112]

Indeed. Even though I'm sure we saw that coming, it was still a great laugh. It's all in the execution, and this video is very well executed.

[@lolzsicka9454]

how would you not be able to if ye could it wouldnt even be a fair fight + skyrim ref yes

[@sharonr2121]

1:40 looks just like Gmod ragdolls when they glitch into walls

[@vault6242]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnamhqWio712p80

[@nahbro3965]

@@vault6242 lmaoooo *thats the joke*

[@minunax8305]

Specter Darf der Kevin spielen kommen?

[@sharonr2121]

Minunax I don’t know very much Deutsch if that is

[@jacksplayz5466]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnamhqWio712p80

[@Danominator]

Amazing editing! Didn't expect it to turn so dark so fast. xD

[@GScottActing]

By this point I think you probably should have o.o

[@martinpurrmann5063]

I mean their videos kinda always do that

[@akasynergy5504]

THE CGI IS TOP NOCH

[@clex2349]

*Suddenly Earth collides with him at 67,000 MPH*

[@itsshrimp91]

But there's a thing called orbit...

[@SaltySalman]

@@itsshrimp91 and he could be in earths earth's orbit

[@Ace2014Ace]

@@itsshrimp91 he's too close for orbit but there is a thing called burning up upon entry.

[@KawaiiFireMoon]

r/thedidthemath

[@cameronbintyre154]

And then your profile pic happens

[@luis377]

"fast travel in real life" you mean sleeping in the car on a road trip?

[@apstudios8407]

luis especially when you’re the driver

[@karimahsan341]

@@apstudios8407 error has occured: fast traveled to God

[@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828]

@@apstudios8407 you fast travel your life and this IS cursed

[@whitestorm8287]

2:11 Guy: “fusahgah!” Dovakiin: * chuckles * “FUS RO DAH!!!”

[@kannatheweeb8836]

Oh

[@dontrustwhiteyevery1]

How did the guy with the sword have powers??

[@anatolej.deletch6321]

@@dontrustwhiteyevery1, he's dragonborn

[@IndraD]

@@dontrustwhiteyevery1 In their tongue he's Dovakhiin, Dragonborn

[@JendralFakboi]

@@dontrustwhiteyevery1 mo lagi mo lagi elo sih ngeselin ! Kurang ajar wah asu main bareng yok bang, jangan loncat loncat nanti sakit prostat mo lagi mo lagi lagakusaah

[@zombiefreak7718]

I love how the dovahkiin just laughs at his fus ro dah. The equivalent of crocodile Dundee. That's not a fus ro dah....this is a FUS RO DAH!!!!!!

[@meresungai]

"Where you work at?" "Work."

[@Cipheress]

Whe. This video looks better than most tv show CGI

[@ShoppingBored]

coughs in CW

[@david_watt]

@ShoppingBored I see the shade XD

[@bayoylesine951]

There Is A Movie Called "Jumper" If Any Of You Are İntrested In This Concept.

[@mrhammer2711]

Seen it

[@jonathonjackie2235]

OH SO THAT'S WHAT THAT MOVIE WAS CALLED thanks

[@potato4551]

THIS REMINDED ME OF THAT MOVIE TOO

[@jonathonjackie2235]

@ChandSlam oh

[@PerspectivEs]

Good movie.

[@Uncle_Bowlcut]

"So where do you work?" "Oh, work." "Yeah, where?" "At work" "Yeah duh, you work at work but where?" "I WORK AT WORK" "I KNOW, BUT WHERE DO YOU WORK?!" "AAAAGGHHHHHH"

[@zweihander00]

Lol?

[@Movie2Documentary]

LoLzer

[@sheriffpenguin5666]

2:00 *Me seeing a dragon for the first time in skyrim*

[@TheIcePhoenixx]

So DARK! Are you sure your not from the DC Universe?

[@dragon-man5616]

pesadão

[@deltanogs4990]

@Dear Leader dubsteps for ****** jk

[@jamieofalltrades536]

Marvel is the real Dark Universe they're the ones that support immorality ;)

[@Maximinus101]

Wonder what would happen if joker get that hahahhaahha

[@quintijnvanheek8076]

Woooowww that's racist

[@MrSongoGT]

So, we shouldn't trust time travelers?

[@mikehunt6082]

Just don't abuse power

[@swiftfox3461]

Especially time travelers from the 2080s. It's hard to judge if they are trustworthy.

[@Abelhawk]

You mean space travelers.

[@hakasek4052]

You mean Fast Travelers.

[@PROTAGONIST_48]

@@swiftfox3461 Agreed.

[@discver6660]

*jumps off building* "You cannot fast travel while jumping, try again."

[@HaloMachinimaFilms]

Was expecting a core to come across the screen at the end and say "SPACE!!" or "I'm in space.".

[@furrball]

me too,was gonna suggest :D

[@ImJustJAG]

That would be epic

[@yayitsafreakingrandomchannelxd]

Was that a Portal reference?

[@cosmicpizza1386]

Unrealistic, Fast travel loading screen isn’t a hour long

[@hideokojima1402]

would be less entertaining with loading screen fast travel I prefer those non lazy fast travel that adds special effects

[@cosmicpizza1386]

Hideo Kojima it’s a joke, the being that most fast travel screens in video games are usually long, and in this video the fast travel doesn’t have a loading screen

[@treymtz]

Installed an ssd

[@mtthww6347]

Ahem ... grammar 😉

[@Shadow77999]

Is?

[@dampierre99]

Lesson Learned: Never Stress test superpowers

[@IgnisInfinitus]

MemeDream it’s not “never stress test superpowers.” It’s “always stress test superpowers under controlled conditions.”

[@legoluvver]

Unless you’re Deku

[@dongiovannidelaspastas740]

What place is just named « Work » xD ?

[@myrdigarius]

If you wasn't write this, i was write bro

[@AtticusHimself]

I have that on my Google Maps. You can star different buildings/addresses as 'Home', 'Work', etc. and it'll show up that way on the map. You can even Google "directions to work" and it'll pop up.

[@tieri7504]

T fr?

[@MaxArceus]

Why did you put "Work" between arrows..?

[@christianroper4172]

Atticus Right, I have the same, but it did it for me automatically.

[@ToneMasterToni]

Eventually, he stopped thinking

[@andrewthechad5846]

You can't escape the jojo references

[@jonathanmolina1428]

Pocket Stromboli lmao nice reference

[@primebang-qi3wr]

Hahaha

[@zeth526]

Wait how the hell did he got in Skyrim?!

[@REDPanti]

Wonderful 👌👌👌

[@myrdigarius]

Owwwww yeah

[@rickydeo9855]

Nice video

[@johnadams8752]

Fus Roh Da

[@Justinsdada03]

Andrew, your videos get cooler and cooler every time!

[@condorrish123]

*Unless there are enemies in your area

[@ching-chenhuang8119]

Damn, some games actually forbids fast move when in battle, now I remember that!!😄 s

[@hakasek4052]

I was expecting "you cannot fast travel while jumping or falling" when he jumped off the ledge. That would've been dark.

[@Arvannis]

@Elzeta I have seen you so many freakin times in videos I swear you're using like bots

[@jacobjohnson908]

You can not sleep when there is monsters nearby lol

[@sirrhynus4280]

You cannot fast travel right now 'cause your boss is nearby.

[@BaconNuke]

How did he even live after slamming into so many buildings and shit?

[@sharonr2121]

BaconNuke because physics.exe stopped working

[@elienaiassis1889]

because of the speedforce obviously.

[@yayitsafreakingrandomchannelxd]

It's The laws of Gacha Physics

[@dibbidydoo4318]

@Ѣ Ꙗ Ѥ Ю Ѫ Ѭ Ѧ Ѩ -Д Є Ѕ З И Ѳ You do know biology is just an application of physics.

[@Oldies.Slowed.Reverb]

That Skyrim scene was beautiful & unexpected. Thank you.

[@memesneverdiememesarelegen7350]

Avengers 5 confirmed Thanos Car and Time Travel.

[@perreban]

_thanos car_

[@memesneverdiememesarelegen7350]

Hey there fellow memer.

[@perreban]

M'lady

[@memesneverdiememesarelegen7350]

"Tips fedora"

[@PrachirNathETC]

How in the bloody hellhole, did you know about time travel nine months ago? 😧😧😧

[@Dall_]

Sad ending F

[@jeratintv8652]

F 😔

[@nanoray4937]

F

[@unapersona614]

Rip

[@ReiDaTecnologia]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@nicolassteckert7149]

Sad? Saporra foi assustadora

[@jarlbalgruuf2415]

Immediately recognized that forest

[@Ordep_Aviaras]

....ok

[@kingstafa6958]

yea same

[@McJethroPovTee]

Is that a skyrim reference or a different one?

[@darthmalgus3043]

Mc Jethro Pov Tee Look at his name, what do you think?

[@McJethroPovTee]

@@darthmalgus3043 just to make sure, Lord Sith.

[@Textopthatoneawkwardperson]

*_Eventually, Randy stopped thinking._*

[@bandana933]

So is this one of those videos where we have to wait 5 years until KZbin recommends this?

[@windbeneathmywings4884]

Him: "Fusugah!" ... Dovahkiin: heh... *Fus **_RO_** DAH!* 😂😂 My fave part

[@TheKennethfilm]

@@myster1ous23 It means Unrelenting Force basically. From the TES V game. You should play it. It is good.

[@cevecmereretek]

fast travels to skyrim todd howard, you've done it again

[@Fortune.06]

1:06 Should have gotten an error message that you can't fast travel while being mid air

[@rooshavik9133]

I was thinking tge same thing

[@human3883]

ikr

[@daryan8609]

I’m binging your videos and my serotonin levels are off the charts rn

[@crocs_n_socks]

Dude... high budget-style editing in videogames-in-real-life skits... WITH SKYRIM JOKES. Did this channel fast travel here from 2012? Wow, it kinda did. Good job on keeping it up for even longer than that. This channel is G.O.L.D.

[@sermuns]

Reminds me of Black Mirror. Absolutely amazing.

[@kazohinia5751]

When you fast travel, time actually passes in the game, it's not instant travel.

[@nukazooka]

PZK of course! This was more of a play on fast travel from our perspective when we play the games. If that makes sense.

[@LuvasDasNeves]

Still doesnt explain how you jump off a cliff and safely travel sonewhere else

[@Wolfschee]

For me the time to travel is more the time the brain need to comprehend the action.

[@nocturne.nocturnal]

Shhh... just sit back and appreciate it

[@JamilJslibi]

@@LuvasDasNeves yes it does, there are games in which you can fast travel any time. I think far cry 3 was like that.

[@AdiPlayzGAMESTheLandODerp]

Nukazooka never disappoints

[@eri9986]

2:42 *_"wAs ThAt A jOjO's ReFeReNcE???"_*

[@yayitsafreakingrandomchannelxd]

This never happened in Gachaland

[@Liberaaiytb]

@@yayitsafreakingrandomchannelxd gacha land gay

[@PurpleAdamo]

KAAAARS!

[@bartekenterprice5086]

The worst thing is, this story could be true and we would never knew about it

[@khanareeb9725]

@b king shut up boomer

[@khanareeb9725]

@JediFlavored Soap i am not trying to insult him you (insert some swear words here)

[@hopegaming867]

I wanted him to travel to Sanctuary from Fallout 4 and then Preston Garvey is like I got a word from settlement that needs our help. Here let me mark it on your map.

[@amazingmagicman1]

It's so strange to see such dope KZbin videos shot in my hometown! I've been all those places in the video. Keep up the good work!

[@TheoZaHero]

So you've also been to the depths of the Atlantic Ocean and the void of outer space? /s

[@somebody7205]

So you have a building named "work"?

[@aplusdubs232]

Can someone help me? My fast travel keeps glitching out and sending me to china evertime i press a location thats not china.

[@makko1266]

at least it's china.. what if it sent you to north korea?

[@小琰-j2l]

Bruh you forgot to download the patch

[@aplusdubs232]

@@小琰-j2l I think it said too much space

[@GKPB]

You got to update for the new patch

[@aplusdubs232]

@@GKPB ill delete a few apps for it. Like Timey Stopy. Or House-around.

[@greenavmshorts9335]

“You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby”

[@xcxp3226]

That editing is almost unmatched from other short films of the time.

[@projectmii8040]

This made me laugh so hard! I really needed a laugh, thanks for that. 😂😅😭 Poor guy teleported to space... R.I.P. 🌚☠🌚

[@elkudos6262]

Kinda dumb dude TBH.

[@abandonedaccj4ckt1c4l9]

Why did you put so many emoji

[@abandonedaccj4ckt1c4l9]

@@elkudos6262 I'm sure if most of us would do that if we could fast travel

[@HoloIsConfused]

Sooo, can I get this app?

[@Hamza.44]

Heheh

[@小琰-j2l]

You'll end up in the space

[@grimmisascorchmain9486]

Coz its helpful or coz you want to die?

[@rangga676]

Yes you can, just scan the qr code

[@century768]

2:45 "eventually, he stopped thinking."

[@johnwalker9817]

I remember this video! The CGI is amazing.

[@Hungry_Tree_Ghost]

Gave a thumbs up the second he attempted a dragon shout! Then lol'd when the enemy succeeded at one.

[@leeroy14r60]

Physics have stopped responding, the universe folds itself

[@marcan2257]

I was expecting a "Todd Howard you did it again" ending

[@cartoonjoseph7237]

Oh, Todd!

[@MrBerserkinTime]

*you cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby*

[@martok2112]

Great video, Nukazooka! Well edited, great FX! After first fast travel, it was a laugh a minute! Well done!

[@PauloRicardo-dv2ft]

Would be cool if the guy from the beggining went to space and saved him, and gave him a new fast traveling thing, then in the end the prothagonist would be almostfast traveling and say "NAH" And go to work walking normally

[@human3883]

Unrealistic: you can't fast travel while jumping (in skyrim) 🤔

[@Nazcew]

V-Buck ikr hope u can in elder scrolls 6

[@yayitsafreakingrandomchannelxd]

Some Gacha Life characters also cannot do the same thing he said.

[@Liberaaiytb]

@@yayitsafreakingrandomchannelxd gacha life gay

[@JadeyJ4d3y]

I thought jumping or falling and trying to fast-travel would prompt a warning that you can't, especially Fallout 4

[@wedoaliltrollin2978]

He traveled so fast he came to the dragon age!

[@leonardomelchiorri5]

Whoa, I didn't know you, but you deserve much more than this. Sharing to everyone

[@jensonaltair1900]

Man Black Mirror sure is improving their show!

[@jyrykuusela9936]

am i weird if i still play skyrim and i just love when in videos like these there is skyrim (idk what to call them im finnish) thingys and i think by myself that there is other players still

[@Whodat]

Cameo... Cameo is the word you're looking for.

[@sparrowazx5285]

Your not alone

[@mfatih9901]

1:38 damn..

[@Smoos54]

This is where a man who acquired a new power thinks he's now the king of the world 0:36

[@kapzduke]

If this error were to happen, he would be infinetly teleporting into the fast travel hyperspace, which would end in an infinite loop, his speed would gain momentum, and he would die from the pressure and speed force , tearing him apart into atoms.

[@z.hunter3825]

This one of the most creative KZbin channels I ever saw

[@VaibhavShewale]

damn amazing! dark ending

[@SylvesterLazarus]

What about fast traveling into a bank after closing... >:D

[@qakkos]

As I sayed Jumper 2.0

[@hakasek4052]

"Aha, now to make my getaway!" "You can't fast travel from this location." (can't fast travel from interior spaces) "FFFFFFFFFF"

[@zombiefreak7718]

@@qakkos I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought of the movie jumper haha

[@100sackboykid]

@@hakasek4052 Explain when he jump from inside hes house to the pool

[@chrischavis6968]

@@100sackboykid in Oblivion the only time you could fast travel indoors is if you owned the place. So maybe it's his house. And he's currently living in the boiling pot of races (Cyrodiil or in our world America). Which would be why he can fast travel from inside his home to his pool. And why the dragon born is in this video, he simply fast traveled to another country.

[@mercka4583]

2:44 *Eventually, he stopped thinking...*

[@RedHawk25]

I love how the building that he works in is called "Work" :D:D

[@daveslow84]

Damn! That turned a lot darker than I expected...

[@Cre8ionz.]

0:40 min is unreal if his phone isn't waterproof lol 😂

[@claude3608]

You leave 2:34 And focus on 0:40 Idiot

[@goblin5749]

@@claude3608 saltier then the sea

[@imbluepower2708]

a building called work...

[@janduchovniugale6513]

1:54 When the Legend Shows Up Fans Reaction: "Thats how Bethesda works 😎"

[@nikfighter262]

What I expected: A video of how cool woukd fast travel be IRL. WHAT I GOT: A MASTER PIECE

[@jessicajimenez1460]

Your videos are absolutely amazing and so well done! I can really see you put so much time into each video and detail. Awesome job. Much appreciation. Good work ✌

[@zzacheryy]

I wonder why some guy was following him with a camera..... Oh wait

[@ardazencirkran6935]

Nice video man!

[@kumalee38]

Wait but you cannot fast travel while jumping or falling or while indoors

[@tasteofbeau6840]

Wow! How have I not ever seen one of your videos!? This was great!

[@EstrellaViajeViajero]

So, he does this to be cool, but throws the QR code behind him? Then anyone who finds it can do what he does.

[@LordHoward]

Ah ah ah can’t fast travel while jumping

[@ghostgamer3353]

I Wish i wod have that app but a updatet Version that dont buggs

[@umaanguraj3185]

Fus roa dha ! Skyrim at 2:20

[@rooshavik9133]

@God The Savior cant blame ya fam

[@Fridge_Fiend]

Eventually he stopped thinking

[@vikaskage3903]

And eventually he stopped thinking