Eating Contest ft. Ben Schwartz (All-Nighter 2012)

[@JeremyHoffman]

Ben Schwartz is such a great comedic actor. His every mannerism is perfection, like his disappointed mumbling "buuuh...sh... bu, uh, but I already bought em... I already bought em..." at 0:48.

[@thetstandsforstupid2818]

He always plays such weird and insane characters it's so funny how normal and down-to-earth he is in real life. Like he's so boring irl it's great. Honestly he's an amazing actor.

[@ishanbasu6533]

He was hilarious in parks and rec

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

It's such an amazingly authentic and natural line delivery, I love it

[@valeriaalonso4030]

Hahaha he be a Randy Cunningham

[@ToaastyKoyote]

Why do they call it "Morning wood when it feels like pudding"? Amir's face when Ben said that. XD

[@charlotteb9293]

No no I know what you're saying

[@JoJo12777]

I love how it goes from hour 16 where they are under the table. talking about morning wood, to then hour 19 with Amir choking, and then hour 22 when they are back under the table, talking about morning wood as if uninterrupted from hours before!

[@Devilyaki]

He was bread the whole time

[@deziboyle]

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

[@notoriousluffa4928]

i too watched the video

[@tardersauce3578]

Haha CANNIBALISM

[@allieboy181]

Mitchell Stephens apparently you didn’t cuz they never actually say that in this video

[@pizzadragon3826]

Devilyaki e

[@GoodMorningJoel]

It's been 9 years and I still say "I think I can do anything I put my mind to" on a regular basis

[@phatguardian]

"I heard, with the Avengers, after the credits, if you wait all the way to the end... they kick you out." hahahahah

[@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz]

"I love Easter eggs"

[@MittyPoots]

"This is so hard" "What's wrong?" "I just had lunch" "Whatcha eat?" *wink* "12 foot sub" Best part.

[@imarsonance4512]

Inch*

[@MittyPoots]

+Dr. Raid Did you watch the video? 1:20

[@octopusph.d7737]

+Dr. Raid you are such a fucking idiot

[@nekocrumch7768]

Matt Potts Ooooh sounds good

[@ivar2496]

Matt Potts i

[@Asdasty]

There are so many comedy gold moments in these contest videos. DAMN!!! Its like a treasure chest for comedy lovers

[@sam21skin]

morning pudding

[@Jonbutter]

i love how ben says "the sun looks so beautiful when it's setting" and it's already night time

[@bucket6160]

I spent the whole night yesterday watching Ben Schwartz videos. This guys is like one of my favorite comedic actors ever.

[@lipton112]

Finding an Amir + Ben video contest is similar to winning the lottery, always a blast.

[@jacket6139]

This man is sonic now in the animated movies. Let that sink in. Hes come so far, parks and rec, etc. I feel like a proud family member seeing bens success.

[@CourtZilligen]

"I think I can do anything I put my mind to." That's one of the best lines.

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

"Amir I'm gonna kill myself tonight" had me dying does that make me a bad person

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

clever

[@linguaphilly]

I'll be joining you in hell

[@abbiegermain8516]

no it was fucking HILARIOUS

[@SalvableRuin]

Your comment makes you bad at punctuating.

[@NealChauhan]

His suicide is so perfectly slipped in there. One of my favorite skits.

[@General12th]

Hehe "slipped"? Gettit? Because he slipped out of the window? Ah, darn.

[@aleciakorkowski8714]

I. Love. Ben. Schwartz. Each of those were complete thoughts.

[@mattmoreira210]

"Wow. I just met you." "This is crazy." "Here's my number." "Call me maybe." "All the other boys, they try to chase me." "What are you talking about?" Bahahah. :D

[@immortalsun]

Gets me every time.

[@brandonwilcox7411]

These contest videos are the best non-Jake and Amir videos on CollegeHumor! Great concept! Solid humor!

[@kaplishen5526]

Amir's face when he was talking about morning pudding had me dying lol

[@GameSupporterBen]

Just got home from a 9 hour shift of nonstop standing up. This has made the whole thing a lot better. Thanks, CollegeHumor.

[@ohsheeshyalltwasadream1348]

"I think I can do anything I put my mind to." - Amir Valerie Blumenfeld. That was beautiful :')

[@CJWebby11]

Amir: Exists Ben: Are you challenging me?

[@MarlonDuBois]

I love ben's reaction when amir says "no im good" haha

[@Xenotheosis]

I love when they pop out the DVDs, never gets old!

[@oldmanmcgregor5014]

Hahaha they were awake longer in this contest than the stay awake contest.

[@janimatics]

It's 2:00 am and I am hungry and that sandwich looks delicious!!!😫😫

[@ddurrant25]

Janimatics ... so call me maybe

[@mysidianbard5890]

buuuhhhhhh shh... but I already bought em I already bought em.

[@MsO-16]

i LOVE the skits with Ben in them! keep 'em coming guys!!!

[@2pac12345678910]

Is there an inside joke with the look who's talking DVD, Amir's reaction to it was priceless xD

[@ShdwProductions]

Amir "I think I can do anything I put my mind to." Such deeps words...Love it.

[@GoodMemoryGaming]

I... every single scene and every single part made me laugh... 11/10

[@livvygoogle8468]

What a long way we’ve come in 11 years

[@havingteawiththedevil]

Everytime I watch this I want a subway sandwich

[@jessingsthethird]

These are some of my favourite collegehumour videos

[@Salzi1992]

00:33 "do you not have a DVD?" LOL

[@ead610]

these are the best videos college humor puts out

[@Rikoshima]

2:00 - 2:15 gets me so bad every single time

[@Briggleton]

nicolegend I dont get that joke

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+Briggleton --- ben said the title of the movie and amir thought he was actually sayin it but he was just talking about the movie

[@benzo546]

I want to know what Look Who’s Talking did to Amir to make him so afraid of it

[@robmckennie4203]

Doubtless something to do with his dad

[@swandonn]

I love you guys so much. Maybe cause I'm a little tipsy. But still. I love you.

[@sarnicholas4053]

The sun looks so beautiful when it's setting.

[@sarnicholas4053]

+Mdd M What?

[@sarnicholas4053]

+Mdd M *smacking noises, wiggle dance*

[@michaelholtz599]

Amir I'm gonna kill myself tonight

[@luciecocotte1925]

"Woah I just met you!" "This is crazy." "Here's my number!" "Yea, call me maybe." "All the other boys, they try to chase me." "Whaaaaatttt are you talking about?"

[@1That1]

Haha, love this. These two get along so well together, they must make more of these vids! :D

[@EsclameOfficial]

"amir im gonna kill myself tonight" lolololol

[@Harcix]

What?

[@augustwilliam7677]

Harcix it’s a quote from the video

[@MisterUnknown707]

@@augustwilliam7677 Yeah, I think he knows. He was also quoting the video.

[@blastywasty]

These contest videos are among collegehumor's best

[@pizaz12345]

Awh Ben sounds so disappointed :( 0:48

[@niftyspiffyguy]

I’m glad these are getting recommended for me in 2020. Ben Schwartz is great 😂

[@rachelladue1572]

same, some of the humor is very 2012 but its still pretty funny and i love ben schwartz with all my heart

[@cctomcat321]

@@rachelladue1572 we could all use a little more 2012 right now. The actual year, not the movie.

[@duncankreidler5533]

I used to have a piggy bank. What happened to it. It was a real pig died from coin poisoning.LOL

[@PeRs0nQ]

OMFG NEVER ENDING STORY. Thats the moving I couldnt remember the name of for the past 10years, ty college humor

[@montizzle13]

"Yes, and Jewish Law." "Is that the one where he can't eat piggies?" oh god my sides

[@Ovadiah100]

My favourite collegehumour video ever!

[@poizunlady67]

"Why do they call it morning wood when it feels like pudding?" ..wa..wait w..what?

[@craigybaby10101]

That was awesome,one of the best videos for a while :)

[@zoom0104]

This always makes me want a sandwhich...

[@RockLee69420]

2021 this is still one of my favorites!

[@icebergera]

When he said it's a never ending story with you, I was so disappointed at the lack of a "The Never-Ending Story" DVD.

[@miriamt9076]

That was the joke!

[@hamandchedar]

literally the best thing I've ever watched

[@lollsazz]

"In the sandwich!" XD

[@FlappyCat-ef6oq]

Lol Bens reaction when he realizes he eats Amirs sandwhich is priceless for such a dumb trick

[@HaloBoy74]

I always imagined the Amir in this is the same Amir from Jake and Amir.

[@evanshaner991]

It is...

[@michaelholtz599]

Evan Shaner I think he meant not the the literal actor Amir but the whiny chipmunk of a 'human' that is the Jake and Amir character.

[@IGuessImJustABoss]

This is the best collegehumor series

[@everettlogan2433]

Remember the good youtube? when we could bitch about the occasional collegehumor shameless sellout video? Now collegehumor is awesome because it's the only channel with variety, everything else is just prank videos and pewdiepie.

[@Issung123]

Dude look at the channel now :'(

[@occiferjehons2329]

..You don't explore youtube that much, do you?

[@therealpaddyp]

Aged well: This comment:

[@Jonbutter]

i love that they go back under the desk 6 hrs later to talk about morning wood/pudding again

[@MynameisBrianZX]

Ha, joke's on Amir, he got insane food poisoning afterwards.

[@KnarfKcaz]

Best college humor video in a long time

[@danielblack8497]

Why do they call it morning wood when it feels like pudding?

[@markchamplive1]

Oh god. 'raises dvd'

[@shibadoge5349]

"Erectile dysfunction." Raises dvd

[@Drakethatsme]

YES. I've been waiting for this.

[@ahmedmusaliar8129]

Amir -1 Ben - 0

[@harpdevil]

All the College Humor videos with Ben Schwartz in them are brilliant

[@Humanlink1]

Look whos talking. Put it down hahaha

[@IsabelleQuigley]

wait i don't get that part.. :/

[@Humanlink1]

Isabelle Quigley My understanding of the joke was that the movie was so horrible, that Amir didn't even want it mentioned. He then proceeds to beg and plead him to casually put it down like it never happened. Then in relief, thanks him. Saw a bit of the movie once myself *shivers* XD

[@IsabelleQuigley]

Ohh ok got it! Thanks!

[@zainraza7660]

These two need more collabs!

[@kalebg.7507]

He was bread the whole time.

[@thepixalwizard873]

These things always seem super chill

[@ChocoChanDaysu]

Please tell me there are some Randy Cunningham fans watching this!

[@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz]

me

[@valeriaalonso4030]

I Love Randy Cunningham

[@krombopulos_michael]

I saw this like a month ago on their site, I just had to come here to like it.

[@smokejc]

Chewing noises make this gross.

[@turnleftaticeland]

yo what's up dude

[@smokejc]

@@turnleftaticeland how so

[@DLKentarou]

Those jokes with the movie titles are without a doubt the funniest part of these videos.

[@kylejack2]

I love how the time of day never changes.

[@becauseican66]

This video deserves many awards

[@lenarox]

i love these two together.

[@immortalsun]

I like how they were still talking about morning wood/pudding an hour later.

[@weezact7]

The Call me Maybe bit is one of my favorite Ben Scwarz and J&A jokes of all time.

[@gravino555]

this is why i subscribed 3 years ago

[@blueeyesaf]

Every video with Ben is hilarious! He should be a college humor regular.

[@SuperiorSwagon1]

Drinking Soda Contest was my favorite thing ever. I'm about to press the play button to this and jizz everywhere.

[@rageboyRM]

Great movie called Angels and Rotten Souls, the audio is from a scene in Home Alone when he's watching the movie.

[@sprucesoultree3833]

I was introduced to this amazing comedian by the Polygon interview Patrick did.

[@jbecker101]

that call me maybe reference had me and then the "whaaat are you talking about" ben schwartz is the best

[@HeyLook287]

"I think I can do anything I put my mind to". Someone clearly listened to their parents growing up

[@ilyandmanyothers]

home alone AND the princess bride switcharoo oh man it's soo good i cried

[@BRX714]

"why do they call it morning wood when it feels like pudding?" best line

[@walkingwhilesleeping]

I love these contests.

[@someperson5506]

I might start watching parks and rec just to see more of ben.

[@ayushkrish2508]

hes funny but definetely not as funny as he is in this. At points, he is just a bit cringy more than funny. I actually like him in these much more.

[@alexanderx33]

Princess bride ending: I switch glasses when your back was turned Ha ha you fool!

[@flipdiesel9652]

God I used to think this was the pinnacle of comedy when I was in 12th grade

[@Novacification]

Jesus! The first Avengers movie came out just before this. In my mind these skits came out at least 5 years before the MCU started. Mind blown.

[@thel8st]

that was some crazy stuff!!!ohh also we the viewers demand more of this more often!!!#keeptheviews

[@bmxretaliation]

THESE 2 ARE HILARIOUS. MAKE MOREEE. MOREEEEE

[@HarryPotter2875]

The end put a huge smile on my face. Ah, Home Alone....

[@ElysiaRaimondo]

" you know i heard with the avengers after the credits if you wait all the way to the end they kick you out. I love Easter eggs" in my head i was like what?? YES!

[@calebklingerman7902]

I've never seen it, but from 1:04 to 1:18 I assume this is what Deal Or No Deal is like.

[@ProjectILT]

no matter how many times, they always trick me with the dvd thing at the beginning