Eating Contest ft. Ben Schwartz (All-Nighter 2012)

[@JeremyHoffman]

Ben Schwartz is such a great comedic actor. His every mannerism is perfection, like his disappointed mumbling "buuuh...sh... bu, uh, but I already bought em... I already bought em..." at 0:48.

[@thetstandsforstupid2818]

He always plays such weird and insane characters it's so funny how normal and down-to-earth he is in real life. Like he's so boring irl it's great. Honestly he's an amazing actor.

[@ishanbasu6533]

He was hilarious in parks and rec

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

It's such an amazingly authentic and natural line delivery, I love it

[@valeriaalonso4030]

Hahaha he be a Randy Cunningham

[@ToaastyKoyote]

Why do they call it "Morning wood when it feels like pudding"? Amir's face when Ben said that. XD

[@charlotteb9293]

No no I know what you're saying

[@Devilyaki]

He was bread the whole time

[@deziboyle]

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

[@notoriousluffa4928]

i too watched the video

[@tardersauce3578]

Haha CANNIBALISM

[@allieboy181]

Mitchell Stephens apparently you didn’t cuz they never actually say that in this video

[@pizzadragon3826]

Devilyaki e

[@JoJo12777]

I love how it goes from hour 16 where they are under the table. talking about morning wood, to then hour 19 with Amir choking, and then hour 22 when they are back under the table, talking about morning wood as if uninterrupted from hours before!

[@phatguardian]

"I heard, with the Avengers, after the credits, if you wait all the way to the end... they kick you out." hahahahah

[@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz]

"I love Easter eggs"

[@GoodMorningJoel]

It's been 9 years and I still say "I think I can do anything I put my mind to" on a regular basis

[@MittyPoots]

"This is so hard" "What's wrong?" "I just had lunch" "Whatcha eat?" *wink* "12 foot sub" Best part.

[@imarsonance4512]

Inch*

[@MittyPoots]

+Dr. Raid Did you watch the video? 1:20

[@octopusph.d7737]

+Dr. Raid you are such a fucking idiot

[@nekocrumch7768]

Matt Potts Ooooh sounds good

[@ivar2496]

Matt Potts i

[@Asdasty]

There are so many comedy gold moments in these contest videos. DAMN!!! Its like a treasure chest for comedy lovers

[@sam21skin]

morning pudding

[@bucket6160]

I spent the whole night yesterday watching Ben Schwartz videos. This guys is like one of my favorite comedic actors ever.

[@Jonbutter]

i love how ben says "the sun looks so beautiful when it's setting" and it's already night time

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

"Amir I'm gonna kill myself tonight" had me dying does that make me a bad person

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

clever

[@linguaphilly]

I'll be joining you in hell

[@abbiegermain8516]

no it was fucking HILARIOUS

[@SalvableRuin]

Your comment makes you bad at punctuating.

[@aleciakorkowski8714]

I. Love. Ben. Schwartz. Each of those were complete thoughts.

[@NealChauhan]

His suicide is so perfectly slipped in there. One of my favorite skits.

[@General12th]

Hehe "slipped"? Gettit? Because he slipped out of the window? Ah, darn.

[@lipton112]

Finding an Amir + Ben video contest is similar to winning the lottery, always a blast.

[@CJWebby11]

Amir: Exists Ben: Are you challenging me?

[@mattmoreira210]

"Wow. I just met you." "This is crazy." "Here's my number." "Call me maybe." "All the other boys, they try to chase me." "What are you talking about?" Bahahah. :D

[@immortalsun]

Gets me every time.

[@ohsheeshyalltwasadream1348]

"I think I can do anything I put my mind to." - Amir Valerie Blumenfeld. That was beautiful :')

[@MarlonDuBois]

I love ben's reaction when amir says "no im good" haha

[@brandonwilcox7411]

These contest videos are the best non-Jake and Amir videos on CollegeHumor! Great concept! Solid humor!

[@mysidianbard5890]

buuuhhhhhh shh... but I already bought em I already bought em.

[@GameSupporterBen]

Just got home from a 9 hour shift of nonstop standing up. This has made the whole thing a lot better. Thanks, CollegeHumor.

[@CourtZilligen]

"I think I can do anything I put my mind to." That's one of the best lines.

[@kaplishen5526]

Amir's face when he was talking about morning pudding had me dying lol

[@Rikoshima]

2:00 - 2:15 gets me so bad every single time

[@Briggleton]

nicolegend I dont get that joke

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+Briggleton --- ben said the title of the movie and amir thought he was actually sayin it but he was just talking about the movie

[@benzo546]

I want to know what Look Who’s Talking did to Amir to make him so afraid of it

[@robmckennie4203]

Doubtless something to do with his dad

[@oldmanmcgregor5014]

Hahaha they were awake longer in this contest than the stay awake contest.

[@janimatics]

It's 2:00 am and I am hungry and that sandwich looks delicious!!!😫😫

[@ddurrant25]

Janimatics ... so call me maybe

[@Xenotheosis]

I love when they pop out the DVDs, never gets old!

[@reidderdevanis2508]

Lol. Amirs face at 2:29 gets me every time XD

[@2pac12345678910]

Is there an inside joke with the look who's talking DVD, Amir's reaction to it was priceless xD

[@Salzi1992]

00:33 "do you not have a DVD?" LOL

[@ShdwProductions]

Amir "I think I can do anything I put my mind to." Such deeps words...Love it.

[@havingteawiththedevil]

Everytime I watch this I want a subway sandwich

[@GoodMemoryGaming]

I... every single scene and every single part made me laugh... 11/10

[@swandonn]

I love you guys so much. Maybe cause I'm a little tipsy. But still. I love you.

[@jacket6139]

This man is sonic now in the animated movies. Let that sink in. Hes come so far, parks and rec, etc. I feel like a proud family member seeing bens success.

[@luciecocotte1925]

"Woah I just met you!" "This is crazy." "Here's my number!" "Yea, call me maybe." "All the other boys, they try to chase me." "Whaaaaatttt are you talking about?"

[@MsO-16]

i LOVE the skits with Ben in them! keep 'em coming guys!!!

[@pizaz12345]

Awh Ben sounds so disappointed :( 0:48

[@jessingsthethird]

These are some of my favourite collegehumour videos

[@EsclameOfficial]

"amir im gonna kill myself tonight" lolololol

[@Harcix]

What?

[@augustwilliam7677]

Harcix it’s a quote from the video

[@MisterUnknown707]

@@augustwilliam7677 Yeah, I think he knows. He was also quoting the video.

[@livvygoogle8468]

What a long way we’ve come in 11 years

[@poizunlady67]

"Why do they call it morning wood when it feels like pudding?" ..wa..wait w..what?

[@ead610]

these are the best videos college humor puts out

[@zoom0104]

This always makes me want a sandwhich...

[@RockLee69420]

2021 this is still one of my favorites!

[@HaloBoy74]

I always imagined the Amir in this is the same Amir from Jake and Amir.

[@evanshaner991]

It is...

[@michaelholtz599]

Evan Shaner I think he meant not the the literal actor Amir but the whiny chipmunk of a 'human' that is the Jake and Amir character.

[@Ovadiah100]

My favourite collegehumour video ever!

[@montizzle13]

"Yes, and Jewish Law." "Is that the one where he can't eat piggies?" oh god my sides

[@niftyspiffyguy]

I’m glad these are getting recommended for me in 2020. Ben Schwartz is great 😂

[@rachelladue1572]

same, some of the humor is very 2012 but its still pretty funny and i love ben schwartz with all my heart

[@cctomcat321]

@@rachelladue1572 we could all use a little more 2012 right now. The actual year, not the movie.

[@duncankreidler5533]

I used to have a piggy bank. What happened to it. It was a real pig died from coin poisoning.LOL

[@PeRs0nQ]

OMFG NEVER ENDING STORY. Thats the moving I couldnt remember the name of for the past 10years, ty college humor

[@danielblack8497]

Why do they call it morning wood when it feels like pudding?

[@markchamplive1]

Oh god. 'raises dvd'

[@shibadoge5349]

"Erectile dysfunction." Raises dvd

[@blastywasty]

These contest videos are among collegehumor's best

[@everettlogan2433]

Remember the good youtube? when we could bitch about the occasional collegehumor shameless sellout video? Now collegehumor is awesome because it's the only channel with variety, everything else is just prank videos and pewdiepie.

[@Issung123]

Dude look at the channel now :'(

[@occiferjehons2329]

..You don't explore youtube that much, do you?

[@therealpaddyp]

Aged well: This comment:

[@hamandchedar]

literally the best thing I've ever watched

[@icebergera]

When he said it's a never ending story with you, I was so disappointed at the lack of a "The Never-Ending Story" DVD.

[@miriamt9076]

That was the joke!

[@sarnicholas4053]

The sun looks so beautiful when it's setting.

[@sarnicholas4053]

+Mdd M What?

[@sarnicholas4053]

+Mdd M *smacking noises, wiggle dance*

[@michaelholtz599]

Amir I'm gonna kill myself tonight

[@lollsazz]

"In the sandwich!" XD

[@KnarfKcaz]

Best college humor video in a long time

[@MynameisBrianZX]

Ha, joke's on Amir, he got insane food poisoning afterwards.

[@1That1]

Haha, love this. These two get along so well together, they must make more of these vids! :D

[@ahmedmusaliar8129]

Amir -1 Ben - 0

[@IGuessImJustABoss]

This is the best collegehumor series

[@Humanlink1]

Look whos talking. Put it down hahaha

[@IsabelleQuigley]

wait i don't get that part.. :/

[@Humanlink1]

Isabelle Quigley My understanding of the joke was that the movie was so horrible, that Amir didn't even want it mentioned. He then proceeds to beg and plead him to casually put it down like it never happened. Then in relief, thanks him. Saw a bit of the movie once myself *shivers* XD

[@IsabelleQuigley]

Ohh ok got it! Thanks!

[@FlappyCat-ef6oq]

Lol Bens reaction when he realizes he eats Amirs sandwhich is priceless for such a dumb trick

[@kalebg.7507]

He was bread the whole time.

[@zainraza7660]

These two need more collabs!

[@ChocoChanDaysu]

Please tell me there are some Randy Cunningham fans watching this!

[@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz]

me

[@valeriaalonso4030]

I Love Randy Cunningham

[@craigybaby10101]

That was awesome,one of the best videos for a while :)

[@smokejc]

Chewing noises make this gross.

[@turnleftaticeland]

yo what's up dude

[@smokejc]

@@turnleftaticeland how so

[@sprucesoultree3833]

I was introduced to this amazing comedian by the Polygon interview Patrick did.

[@xM1K3L3x]

Boy I love them together xD

[@lenarox]

i love these two together.

[@qman8880]

I love Ben & Amir's contest!!!

[@walkingwhilesleeping]

I love these contests.

[@bloopbloopginger]

Ben and Amir are amazing. More please.

[@bmxretaliation]

THESE 2 ARE HILARIOUS. MAKE MOREEE. MOREEEEE

[@harpdevil]

All the College Humor videos with Ben Schwartz in them are brilliant

[@Drakethatsme]

YES. I've been waiting for this.

[@krombopulos_michael]

I saw this like a month ago on their site, I just had to come here to like it.

[@thepixalwizard873]

These things always seem super chill

[@rageboyRM]

Great movie called Angels and Rotten Souls, the audio is from a scene in Home Alone when he's watching the movie.

[@gravino555]

this is why i subscribed 3 years ago

[@DLKentarou]

Those jokes with the movie titles are without a doubt the funniest part of these videos.

[@Drkvamp77]

I love the movie title bits... Always funny.

[@Maltezerzz1]

haha yeaah I love those contests (; These two guys make the best pair ever. not as in couple, but together they just seem like best friends.

[@kylejack2]

I love how the time of day never changes.

[@blueeyesaf]

Every video with Ben is hilarious! He should be a college humor regular.

[@thel8st]

that was some crazy stuff!!!ohh also we the viewers demand more of this more often!!!#keeptheviews

[@Novacification]

Jesus! The first Avengers movie came out just before this. In my mind these skits came out at least 5 years before the MCU started. Mind blown.

[@SuperiorSwagon1]

Drinking Soda Contest was my favorite thing ever. I'm about to press the play button to this and jizz everywhere.

[@kidkyryte]

DO MORE OF THESE! PLEASE!

[@Jonbutter]

i love that they go back under the desk 6 hrs later to talk about morning wood/pudding again

[@mjjdj88]

freaking love ben schwartz!! hes soo funny in parks and rec

[@ilyandmanyothers]

home alone AND the princess bride switcharoo oh man it's soo good i cried

[@someperson5506]

I might start watching parks and rec just to see more of ben.

[@ayushkrish2508]

hes funny but definetely not as funny as he is in this. At points, he is just a bit cringy more than funny. I actually like him in these much more.

[@weezact7]

The Call me Maybe bit is one of my favorite Ben Scwarz and J&A jokes of all time.

[@Flase7ure]

Got to love that easter egg. I shall try it the next time i been to the movies

[@becauseican66]

This video deserves many awards

[@JeremyHoffman]

I just noticed, at the end when Amir says "keep the change, ya filthy animal" (from Home Along starring McMarty Cottond), Amir tosses the remaining piece of sandwich he's holding, that is, "the change".