Eating Contest ft. Ben Schwartz (All-Nighter 2012)

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[@JeremyHoffman]

Ben Schwartz is such a great comedic actor. His every mannerism is perfection, like his disappointed mumbling "buuuh...sh... bu, uh, but I already bought em... I already bought em..." at 0:48.

[@thetstandsforstupid2818]

He always plays such weird and insane characters it's so funny how normal and down-to-earth he is in real life. Like he's so boring irl it's great. Honestly he's an amazing actor.

[@ishanbasu6533]

He was hilarious in parks and rec

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

It's such an amazingly authentic and natural line delivery, I love it

[@valeriaalonso4030]

Hahaha he be a Randy Cunningham

[@Devilyaki]

He was bread the whole time

[@deziboyle]

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

[@notoriousluffa4928]

i too watched the video

[@tardersauce3578]

Haha CANNIBALISM

[@allieboy181]

Mitchell Stephens apparently you didn’t cuz they never actually say that in this video

[@pizzadragon3826]

Devilyaki e

[@ToaastyKoyote]

Why do they call it "Morning wood when it feels like pudding"? Amir's face when Ben said that. XD

[@charlotteb9293]

No no I know what you're saying

[@phatguardian]

"I heard, with the Avengers, after the credits, if you wait all the way to the end... they kick you out." hahahahah

[@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz]

"I love Easter eggs"

[@JoJo12777]

I love how it goes from hour 16 where they are under the table. talking about morning wood, to then hour 19 with Amir choking, and then hour 22 when they are back under the table, talking about morning wood as if uninterrupted from hours before!

[@GoodMorningJoel]

It's been 9 years and I still say "I think I can do anything I put my mind to" on a regular basis

[@MittyPoots]

"This is so hard" "What's wrong?" "I just had lunch" "Whatcha eat?" *wink* "12 foot sub" Best part.

[@imarsonance4512]

Inch*

[@MittyPoots]

+Dr. Raid Did you watch the video? 1:20

[@octopusph.d7737]

+Dr. Raid you are such a fucking idiot

[@nekocrumch7768]

Matt Potts Ooooh sounds good

[@ivar2496]

Matt Potts i

[@Jonbutter]

i love how ben says "the sun looks so beautiful when it's setting" and it's already night time

[@Asdasty]

There are so many comedy gold moments in these contest videos. DAMN!!! Its like a treasure chest for comedy lovers

[@sam21skin]

morning pudding

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

"Amir I'm gonna kill myself tonight" had me dying does that make me a bad person

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

clever

[@linguaphilly]

I'll be joining you in hell

[@abbiegermain8516]

no it was fucking HILARIOUS

[@SalvableRuin]

Your comment makes you bad at punctuating.

[@NealChauhan]

His suicide is so perfectly slipped in there. One of my favorite skits.

[@General12th]

Hehe "slipped"? Gettit? Because he slipped out of the window? Ah, darn.

[@bucket6160]

I spent the whole night yesterday watching Ben Schwartz videos. This guys is like one of my favorite comedic actors ever.

[@aleciakorkowski8714]

I. Love. Ben. Schwartz. Each of those were complete thoughts.

[@CJWebby11]

Amir: Exists Ben: Are you challenging me?

[@lipton112]

Finding an Amir + Ben video contest is similar to winning the lottery, always a blast.

[@CourtZilligen]

"I think I can do anything I put my mind to." That's one of the best lines.

[@mysidianbard5890]

buuuhhhhhh shh... but I already bought em I already bought em.

[@kaplishen5526]

Amir's face when he was talking about morning pudding had me dying lol

[@oldmanmcgregor5014]

Hahaha they were awake longer in this contest than the stay awake contest.

[@ohsheeshyalltwasadream1348]

"I think I can do anything I put my mind to." - Amir Valerie Blumenfeld. That was beautiful :')

[@kevinfarrell9304]

_Why do they call it morning wood when it feels like pudding?_

[@MarlonDuBois]

I love ben's reaction when amir says "no im good" haha

[@reidderdevanis2508]

Lol. Amirs face at 2:29 gets me every time XD

[@Xenotheosis]

I love when they pop out the DVDs, never gets old!

[@Rikoshima]

2:00 - 2:15 gets me so bad every single time

[@Briggleton]

nicolegend I dont get that joke

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+Briggleton --- ben said the title of the movie and amir thought he was actually sayin it but he was just talking about the movie

[@benzo546]

I want to know what Look Who’s Talking did to Amir to make him so afraid of it

[@robmckennie4203]

Doubtless something to do with his dad

[@Salzi1992]

00:33 "do you not have a DVD?" LOL

[@janimatics]

It's 2:00 am and I am hungry and that sandwich looks delicious!!!😫😫

[@ddurrant25]

Janimatics ... so call me maybe

[@brandonwilcox7411]

These contest videos are the best non-Jake and Amir videos on CollegeHumor! Great concept! Solid humor!

[@2pac12345678910]

Is there an inside joke with the look who's talking DVD, Amir's reaction to it was priceless xD

[@NinkComPoop]

Woo, collegehumor is back ;D

[@dasongbird9210]

8 years ago...

[@Strummie]

Aged horribly.

[@JohnSmith-ie8ir]

...ancient records from a more hopeful time.

[@silentsmurf]

*welp*

[@GameSupporterBen]

Just got home from a 9 hour shift of nonstop standing up. This has made the whole thing a lot better. Thanks, CollegeHumor.

[@mattmoreira210]

"Wow. I just met you." "This is crazy." "Here's my number." "Call me maybe." "All the other boys, they try to chase me." "What are you talking about?" Bahahah. :D

[@immortalsun]

Gets me every time.

[@EsclameOfficial]

"amir im gonna kill myself tonight" lolololol

[@Harcix]

What?

[@augustwilliam7677]

Harcix it’s a quote from the video

[@MisterUnknown707]

@@augustwilliam7677 Yeah, I think he knows. He was also quoting the video.

[@havingteawiththedevil]

Everytime I watch this I want a subway sandwich

[@jessingsthethird]

These are some of my favourite collegehumour videos

[@Ovadiah100]

My favourite collegehumour video ever!

[@swandonn]

I love you guys so much. Maybe cause I'm a little tipsy. But still. I love you.

[@GoodMemoryGaming]

I... every single scene and every single part made me laugh... 11/10

[@ead610]

these are the best videos college humor puts out

[@MsO-16]

i LOVE the skits with Ben in them! keep 'em coming guys!!!

[@pizaz12345]

Awh Ben sounds so disappointed :( 0:48

[@luciecocotte1925]

"Woah I just met you!" "This is crazy." "Here's my number!" "Yea, call me maybe." "All the other boys, they try to chase me." "Whaaaaatttt are you talking about?"

[@hamandchedar]

literally the best thing I've ever watched

[@ShdwProductions]

Amir "I think I can do anything I put my mind to." Such deeps words...Love it.

[@montizzle13]

"Yes, and Jewish Law." "Is that the one where he can't eat piggies?" oh god my sides

[@zoom0104]

This always makes me want a sandwhich...

[@blastywasty]

These contest videos are among collegehumor's best

[@Drakethatsme]

YES. I've been waiting for this.

[@poizunlady67]

"Why do they call it morning wood when it feels like pudding?" ..wa..wait w..what?

[@everettlogan2433]

Remember the good youtube? when we could bitch about the occasional collegehumor shameless sellout video? Now collegehumor is awesome because it's the only channel with variety, everything else is just prank videos and pewdiepie.

[@Issung123]

Dude look at the channel now :'(

[@occiferjehons2329]

..You don't explore youtube that much, do you?

[@therealpaddyp]

Aged well: This comment:

[@walkingwhilesleeping]

I love these contests.

[@RockLee69420]

2021 this is still one of my favorites!

[@lollsazz]

"In the sandwich!" XD

[@duncankreidler5533]

I used to have a piggy bank. What happened to it. It was a real pig died from coin poisoning.LOL

[@craigybaby10101]

That was awesome,one of the best videos for a while :)

[@KnarfKcaz]

Best college humor video in a long time

[@HaloBoy74]

I always imagined the Amir in this is the same Amir from Jake and Amir.

[@evanshaner991]

It is...

[@michaelholtz599]

Evan Shaner I think he meant not the the literal actor Amir but the whiny chipmunk of a 'human' that is the Jake and Amir character.

[@MynameisBrianZX]

Ha, joke's on Amir, he got insane food poisoning afterwards.

[@lenarox]

i love these two together.

[@IGuessImJustABoss]

This is the best collegehumor series

[@icebergera]

When he said it's a never ending story with you, I was so disappointed at the lack of a "The Never-Ending Story" DVD.

[@miriamt9076]

That was the joke!

[@kalebg.7507]

He was bread the whole time.

[@PeRs0nQ]

OMFG NEVER ENDING STORY. Thats the moving I couldnt remember the name of for the past 10years, ty college humor

[@thepixalwizard873]

These things always seem super chill

[@ahmedmusaliar8129]

Amir -1 Ben - 0

[@jacket6139]

This man is sonic now in the animated movies. Let that sink in. Hes come so far, parks and rec, etc. I feel like a proud family member seeing bens success.

[@1That1]

Haha, love this. These two get along so well together, they must make more of these vids! :D

[@Humanlink1]

Look whos talking. Put it down hahaha

[@IsabelleQuigley]

wait i don't get that part.. :/

[@Humanlink1]

Isabelle Quigley My understanding of the joke was that the movie was so horrible, that Amir didn't even want it mentioned. He then proceeds to beg and plead him to casually put it down like it never happened. Then in relief, thanks him. Saw a bit of the movie once myself *shivers* XD

[@IsabelleQuigley]

Ohh ok got it! Thanks!

[@ChocoChanDaysu]

Please tell me there are some Randy Cunningham fans watching this!

[@GuadalupeHernandez-yb5tz]

me

[@bmxretaliation]

THESE 2 ARE HILARIOUS. MAKE MOREEE. MOREEEEE

[@gravino555]

this is why i subscribed 3 years ago

[@smokejc]

Chewing noises make this gross.

[@turnleftaticeland]

yo what's up dude

[@smokejc]

@@turnleftaticeland how so

[@MCMQSmith]

Best one yet

[@krombopulos_michael]

I saw this like a month ago on their site, I just had to come here to like it.

[@drewlong3948]

This was awesome!

[@rotciv23scott]

this is the greatest ever

[@zainraza7660]

These two need more collabs!

[@OMGpurple25]

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

[@kidkyryte]

DO MORE OF THESE! PLEASE!

[@OMGpurple25]

And a happy new year.

[@becauseican66]

This video deserves many awards

[@doddlecuddle]

Forever Yes!

[@qman8880]

I love Ben & Amir's contest!!!

[@drugwarvet]

i love these

[@MrTama93]

My two favorite people in the world

[@sarnicholas4053]

The sun looks so beautiful when it's setting.

[@sarnicholas4053]

+Mdd M What?

[@sarnicholas4053]

+Mdd M *smacking noises, wiggle dance*

[@michaelholtz599]

Amir I'm gonna kill myself tonight

[@RamenSploosh]

that was awesome, all the way through!

[@livvygoogle8468]

What a long way we’ve come in 11 years

[@harpdevil]

All the College Humor videos with Ben Schwartz in them are brilliant

[@TemRMRF]

omg, this video is awesome

[@bloopbloopginger]

Ben and Amir are amazing. More please.

[@sprucesoultree3833]

I was introduced to this amazing comedian by the Polygon interview Patrick did.

[@PinataFreaks]

this video made so much sense...

[@kylejack2]

I love how the time of day never changes.

[@ProofNegative]

FanTAStic

[@xNIVLAKx]

And a happy new year

[@Drkvamp77]

I love the movie title bits... Always funny.

[@HarrisonParish]

I want more of these haha

[@FlappyCat-ef6oq]

Lol Bens reaction when he realizes he eats Amirs sandwhich is priceless for such a dumb trick

[@ilyandmanyothers]

home alone AND the princess bride switcharoo oh man it's soo good i cried