Father and Son

T&E

[@kev3d]

"Fuck you!" 12 seconds later "I'm just trying to be a good dad. I dunno. I'm wingin' this."

[@TylerJC1212]

That’s love

[@johnl6192]

“My real dad died at childbirth” is one of the greatest comedic lines ever spoken.

[@MrLucky9931]

He had a shit heart

[@spenser9908]

Meanwhile it's not considered a normal thing to hear, given men can now apparently give birth lol.

[@johnl6192]

@@spenser9908 oh fuck off. Leave your bigotry at the door pls

[@Arkain89]

@@spenser9908 brain rot

[@Smo2i]

at first when I read that it seemed fucked up, but then I realised lol

[@bw5530]

"Dad you know i can't drive, I'm scared of the honky horn" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SBRS47]

That's a good point

[@reasonableattempt1918]

This is the one thing that Tim is unreasonably understanding of. I like to think that 60 hours a week on the road has given Tim some kind of honking-trauma which his son has picked up on over the years. Tim hears that its his son's fear and doesn't even think to second-guess it. It's only natural to be terrified of honky horns

[@masterchain3335]

Having lost my mom to a bird bite, this was tough for me to watch.

[@NEOMASSO]

did the bird attend the funeral?

[@calebhorton4701]

@@NEOMASSO It was a wonderful service...

[@NEOMASSO]

@Ranch DuBois nyes

[@rustyshunt4648]

You know she is burning in hell now....

[@buyerofsorts]

Whip-poor-will or Tawny Frogmouth?

[@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917]

"Marriage wise sexually" fucking gets me every time bahaha

[@betterdaysareatoenailaway]

it's my all-time fav line from Tim. First of all, why would it be an "ex-friend?" And how many times has Tim married older women? Lol for an ex-friend to say he has a "propensity toward older women sexua- marriage-wise...sexually." It's the best line ever

[@casuspacis3196]

baah-haah

[@AirSandFire]

"He's a handsome, tall, good looking kid... just emotionally he's a disturbed boy... man."

[@non_brewed_condiment]

This is such good writing. Stuff like having the character say "an ex-friend of mine" without elaborating at all is such a small thing to include but tells you so much about who he is.

[@billbrasky8525]

I couldn’t tell what was more hilarious, the old infant with a fascination for toy helicopters or the pizza delivery step-dad preaching to him about applying himself more.

[@_exxiff]

Two dumbasses competing

[@IDontTalkToCops]

They’re wirlybirds

[@MarkChthonic]

"My real dad died at childbirth"

[@NEOMASSO]

buaahahahha

[@weedmanADZ44]

Weak heart

[@frontliner2]

@@weedmanADZ44 Roy said he had a SHIT heart, not a real man

[@jakefreeman3089]

Went on to become a helicopter pilot

[@mercster]

Came here to type this.

[@elrondhubbard7059]

Roy said, "Your dad had a shit heart, he's not a man."

[@Derpkoduh]

Hes a helicopter pilot

[@dabulls1g]

“He’s not man”

[@danuk4000]

Emotionally he’s uh..touched ..he’s an emotionally disturbed um boy ..man

[@cschamby8545]

I like how he puts spaghetti on the pizza only to take it off like he doesn't prefer it.

[@Coleman_H]

The signature nasty squelching sound fx Tim and Eric use lol

[@realretrorelapse]

It's chinese food lol. The place is called Mama Noodles and the logo has a plate with a slice of pizza and chop sticks lol

[@Truedoogie]

@@realretrorelapse Hahaha!

[@pandaberserk3390]

thats how they make pizza at Mama Noodles

[@raoulmoat6762]

Not spaghetti again!

[@iVenge]

"Your dad had a shit heart. He's not a man." - _Roy the Step-dad_

[@MaxwellBenson80]

"Dumb dead dad" had me in tears!

[@HannibalOrJustRex]

"flying around saving people's lives 😒..." Jay's shit heart real dad never had to deal with the workload of delivering pies all over town.

[@alexandersomethingorother786]

"Give me a good night hug, we'll work on this shit tomorrow" I felt that, when he said that. Relatable.

[@XX-zu2rd]

This whole clip is so absurd that I’m astonished I was kind of touched when they hugged and seemed happy at the end lol

[@inaminute1826]

LMAO tim and erics acting here is phenomenal 😂😂

[@philbanic9265]

So good

[@AerisVera7]

In my view, they are some of the best comedic actors ever. There's a few other people I could think of. One name really comes to mind, Peele. You know they are a good actor when assume the role so well, you forget it's acting. Very rare talent.

[@Utubesuxmycock]

its so real and delivered perfectly

[@CyberCheese392]

When the whirlybird fed the healthy young man the cheesepuff, it was a representation of his mother. Like mother-bird feeding the baby-bird, the whirlybird is a projection of the mother lost to the birdbite.

[@johnp8903]

CyberCheese no it wasn’t. It was a cheese puff on the whirly bird because it’s fun

[@timokeeffe8860]

@@johnp8903 you're obviously not fully understanding this for what it was. Its not just a tragic drama. There's a lot of undertones to this hard hitting emotional rollercoaster that only a person that fully understands cinema could grasp.

[@closetalkerwatcher30]

Love it. Love everything about it. How many mushrooms did you eat?

[@deathsagaXX]

How high are you?

[@radricdavis8508]

Fuck you it’s a toy. The fuck is wrong with you?

[@sheikhm15]

“These aren’t toys!!! They’re whirlybirds!!”

[@yoda9518]

Fuck you it's a toy

[@jerryschwenk8037]

He's a little flight dick

[@drphiI]

the house they live in is absolutely depressing. The drained in-ground pool with a playground slide. The mildew-filled bathtub. The shitty patterned couch. It's classic Tim and Eric, and I love it.

[@dt564]

I know people who live like this. It's not so much that they don't have a lot that I judge. They just don't clean or take care/pride in their things.

[@kingcobrajfsofficial]

It's... just a pool slide. Pools have slides.

[@Fantiphyscoticsallmyhomiesgone]

taylorm it’s drained, it’s an aesthetic

[@ryanfisher6402]

I for one would love the bagoda

[@Zombiphobia]

yeaaaah, the pumps gone bad, i gotta get arou- i gotta fix it, its got a leak or somethin in the- theres a part i need to replace and I can't afford it right now, not until Ross gets me a promotion, which he said he'd do, but he hasn't done it yet and I been askin him for weeks, not tryin to be on his ass or nothing, but he jus- i know he's got a lot of employees and I too a look at the cost reports and I dont know if somethings not added up or what but its goin- its- the companies in the red or the black or i don't know but its in the toilet so i don't expect im gettin a promotion unless i work real real hard next week but i got this thing with my step son next week and i already asked off (even tho Ross said he couldn't grant me the time off or whatever) so I don't know what I'm gonna do, but I think I'm gonna do the son thing cus he's all I got, don't got no friends who are out of jail yet and I can't get a woman at any of the bars cus their all whores at these bars I go to, I go to whore's bars, but I'll give it a shot, the son thing, and maybe Ross won't be too pissed that I missed work but I dunno. Its a, Its a work in pregr- Its a work in progress and Im- Ive been through worse and harder times and shit, I'll get through it or whatever. Anyway, even if I get the part, I still cant really afford the water bill to refill the basin, the tub, the pool or whatever, so I gotta get another promotion, theres a few places that are hiring that I can- i that I know I can get a job at, but, and there's just, I just gotta apply myself I know I can do it, you know, so thats not holdin me back or anything, but I got a step son I gotta take care of and its just a whole lotta work for one guy.

[@senorfish2503]

2:08 him getting so mad he throws his food behind himself is the funniest thing ever.

[@Straight90s]

Because of your comment I noticed the plate reappears in the next shot, then is gone again in the following shot.

[@nomadben]

Tim's outfit and look in this are so perfect.

[@jamesw7609]

I would watch this for an entire series.

[@lampini]

I got a whole movie in under 4 minutes

[@MyOldTapes]

This is actually part of a longer short film fyi

[@jf13579]

T&E have grown closer and closer to my heart as I’ve gotten older and begun to truly understand their comedy and how fucking funny these guys really are.

[@kane00000]

Tim almost died. He got stabbed by some crazy person. Look it up. He was saving some lady too I think. Tim is a badass.

[@JustTheWarning]

@@kane00000 lol yes, this is true. He has two big scars on his upper back from the knife that his elderly neighbor's son stabbed him with, while he was protecting her from him as he was in some drug-induced hysteria trying to hurt her. This was in 2006

[@TheMjr2534]

Jason gives a menacing warning that is overlooked: "Don't you dare talk about my mom."

[@ogion539]

"This copter shit's boring the hell out of me, you gotta give me something else"

[@TheRhynamo]

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, mhm, yep!

[@wuddup321]

They're whirlybirds.....

[@Carl007Jr]

"I'm Jay Jay, I'm a little *Flight DICK!"* - Just a dad tryin

[@thecaptain871]

Workin 60 hrs a week delivering pies!

[@tranquilrabies]

All over town! What a guy...

[@Rawlingm]

i know how that be

[@jami376]

Mama nooooodles

[@DirtyRottenTaylor]

I too deliver pies all over town, however I am not blessed with a weird step son....

[@jakebennett4642]

Brutal

[@T-Bone-nk1ng]

Loooord you blessed me with a weird step son.

[@MiddayMantra]

HankHill 5400 maybe my favorite line.

[@chelugo9928]

Read it as he said it.... Love when that unironically happens

[@chelugo9928]

@@cactusmalone ok? thanks for that? I was just pointing out that it happened. Lol

[@RepresentWV]

Unironically isn’t a word and even if it was a word it wouldn’t make any sense in that context.

[@T-Bone-nk1ng]

@@RepresentWV hey let's all just take it easy. Ain't nobody got time for grammar correction reply notifications. Lol we get what he meant.

[@chrisholbing6266]

These guys are so talented... I wish they did more skits like this

[@Zsuluap]

Tim and Eric have a shitload of lost content tho. Superhard to find some stuff. Have you ever seen the chrimbus special ?

[@thickhazepromo]

2022 these gentlemen better come through! Shout out to Sam hyde my dad

[@Stbuster31]

This is the only thing they've ever done

[@nahnope8581]

@@Stbuster31 me neither : ' ' ' (

[@kermitthefroghere2628]

You seen the terrys bro?

[@ThommyofThenn]

I love how "Roy" is the exact shade of red that those southern white dads are

[@PattyBandAidz]

This should be top comment

[@Quantrills.Raiders]

its called a sun tan bruh... its what happens when you work outside

[@Cegros]

@@Quantrills.Raiders no, that’s not a tan. I know exactly what type of red he’s talking about. I’m from the south and have worked outside plenty. That red is an entirely different thing than a tan. I get tan but not red. Many of the less healthy, “dad types” just get red, even if they get a base tan going they end up red lmao

[@Quantrills.Raiders]

@@Cegros nah man people just dont turn red lol, this dude could spend one month in alaska during the winter and immediately turn whiter than a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm

[@Coleman_H]

It's called high blood pressure from unhealthy diet, stress and lack of exercise

[@brianhoward7277]

Sending healing and prayers to everyone who has lost a loved one from a bird bite.

[@rud5101]

I love how it starts out like a documentary on the relationship between this father and son, and then immediately turns into a Hallmark Original movie lol

[@TheGoodChap]

Its sort of parodying a type of indie movie feel that was big in the late 2000s early 2010s, movies that were kind of inspired by Napoleon dynamite but not as good.

[@Garbageman28]

@@TheGoodChapthat’s what makes it so exquisite. Tim and Eric parody stuff no one else thinks to.

[@eternalnut]

"Dad you know I can't drive, I'm scared of that honky horn."

[@residentevil4freek]

*sigh* That's a good point.

[@guitarhero0000]

It's hilarious and easy to miss that he says "EX-friend of mine"

[@aaronsalinas518]

This is the best thing T&E ever did. And I'll die on that hill.

[@slappinloubags7867]

You are so right. They are comedic fucking geniuses... love em to bits. Til death.

[@realchrishansen6306]

Watch bedtime stories. It's all as good if not better

[@RC-hv1yx]

Absolut on ice is a sketch that comes to mind

[@viggiestrikes]

1:03 that is one of the sweetest smiles I've ever seen

[@christiangoforth6694]

hahahahaha "physically he's fine" 😂😂

[@jd-kf5dy]

"I'm a pizza delivery manag.... uh driver"

[@INSOMNIACification]

"sex-uh marriage-wise sexually"

[@daniellos333]

They both played these parts so convincingly

[@Treopse]

This is unexpectedly touching yet funny, it's like they improvise the whole thing and it turned out so perfect

[@GordoGold]

"Dad, you know I can't drive... I'm afraid of that honkey-horn" - felt that deep, soooo deep deep downy-down within my internals near where the pup-pup is made

[@bigdoinks69]

"Your dad had a shit heart he wasn't a man" 🤣🤣🤣

[@blankwavemessiah]

"I'm a little flight dick" hahahahahahaha

[@iLSWx]

I love that the full version of this and the Terry's just vanished from everything and can't be found.

[@TC-lk2ev]

The Terrys is one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life.

[@onewaylife4all]

@Skullgar2 vimeo.com/190763534

[@ausinasmith96]

My God yes finally I can watch the Terry's again!

[@Sableye343]

@@onewaylife4all THAAAAAANK YOU

[@pottingsoil]

The full video of Brown's Daycare is gone too. They got rid of the good parts.

[@BambooTime]

2:37 Tim's facial expression is so great

[@Rade_Rade_Rade]

so great

[@Straight90s]

He’s the king of facial expressions

[@XX-zu2rd]

Perfect “trying to hide regret” face

[@inaminute1826]

This was ridiculous and well made...... Rare combination lmao

[@Chillmvster]

Tim's a good dad

[@Mike-zk5jc]

that "lord, you blessed me with a weirrrrd stepson" line is such a pitch-perfect sendup of how these sorts of family sitcoms go, just uncanny

[@bnpqowl]

The descriptor, "weak-hearted" to describe someone and/or the reason for their death is the funniest thing to me.

[@tzazella751]

i love watching tim try to do anything athletic. like throw a toy helicopter two feet. its like he's never thrown anything

[@foreverphantom6881]

These two are artists from another dimension

[@BozPictures]

"Father and son, I wanna teach him right from wrong"

[@wuphf]

BozPictures father and son I’m gonna grow up and be stroooong

[@BozPictures]

@@wuphf I want the best for my child

[@billypoker7822]

"Lord you blessed me with a weird stepson" this is really brilliant and funny,

[@holodais9067]

This is one of the best things they made.

[@kaleblam5084]

“They’re not toys they’re whirlybirds” had me DYING

[@bigfoot3866]

"You know I can't drive. I'm scared of that honkey horn."

[@gtcazusa]

Really glad everyone can post all the lines I just watched or else I might not know what they said. Thanks!

[@tamburello9902]

wise guy

[@ProfessionalSpectre]

@Terry Anderson Good. YOUR QUOTES ARE SHIT. "Ooooh, look at me I'm your dumb, dead quotes flying around."

[@Utubesuxmycock]

i wish this was a show i watch this once every year..so damn funny

[@brocksamson9737]

Haha shut your mouth Jimmy !

[@akkireddy12345]

damn why am i watching this video 10 years after it was released and why is it so fucking depressing seeing a 40 year old pizza man. damn now i am sad. imma go play with my whirly birds.

[@rambact5769]

you think a 40 year old step dad being a pizza man is sad? my real dad is a 40 year old pizza man!

[@sergeboyakjon6238]

its genious writing. it sets an absurd situation that we all experience one way or another in real life, and tim goes through the process of life. Tim's portraying a young mans life and an unwanted pregnancy while on the journey through adolescence, and in the end, becoming a father to his son

[@slinkybones]

"Dad you know I can't drive I'm scared of that honky horn." is one of the best lines ever. I don't drive and I actually use that line when people ask me why I don't drive. I told my supervisor that and he was like "are you serious???" Yes Colt I'm serious. 🙄 lmao

[@corradodesetta3388]

Disturbing,yet refreshing to see t&e play something almost believable

[@number1authority]

3:27 The only thing that has ever melted my frozen heart.

[@talkaboutwacky]

I think they’re great actors on top of the hilarious writing

[@rickyb6086]

Tim Heidecker stars in the movie "Us". I never pictured him playing a semi-serious role, lol

[@SteamGrace]

Replace whirly birds with battletoads and this is my biography basically

[@edstervedster]

So your dad was a battletoad pilot then?

[@Chxzz1]

hahah battletoads, that sounds hilarious

[@Vontux]

Then it is zero surprise that you're an Amazing Atheist fan.

[@kevinDAninja]

I get it man...I get it.

[@felixalonzo2847]

Replace whirly birds with teenage mutant ninja turtles and this is my biography basically

[@patrickburns7261]

Tim gives me serious Bradley Nowell vibes with this trim and the shades, they should kick Rome out, call it Sublime With Tim and do a dub remix of Empty Bottle

[@danieltrochei4544]

They are not toys they are whirly birds!

[@derrickvandevelde2066]

*FUCK YOU ITS A TOY!*

[@ryanjavierortega8513]

Tim is too funny, carrying the world on his back

[@Forget1987]

This is amazing I watched this on KZbin way back in the day

[@dios8256]

Touching stuff. These two are great together.

[@reasonableattempt1918]

lol I love how the Mama's Noodle logo is a picture of a pizza covered in noodles eaten with chopsticks. Classic fusion

[@Tirats63]

“My mom died because a bird bit her” lmao 🤣 I’m so dead 💀💀💀

[@CCPwillfall01]

This explains me and my dad

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

I hope they catch and convict that bird did this to your family.

[@the_local_bigamist]

Lord you blessed me with a weeeeird step-son.

[@tcc300892]

I've got those folding tables. They're excellent.

[@thersten]

That's incredible! The guy at Bed Bath & Beyond told me they only sell those to exclusive customers.

[@Justin-fd7tg]

Tim is a really good fuckin actor lol

[@Rjh5801]

3:08 “Dad you know I can’t drive. I’m scared of the honky horn.”

[@MT-th8ox]

I’m scared of that honky horn killed me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@thebigcheese5114]

When your parents bless you with the Name Roy, you are destined to be a stepdad.

[@sinkadus]

Correct

[@risenfromyoutubesashesagai6302]

2 things one must fear in this life.... Birds that bite, and the other's honky horns.

[@cgn833]

This is on bedtime stories level. Need more please

[@alexiscondit898]

Tim plays a very convincing dad.

[@terrybludo4866]

“Give me a goodnight hug.. we’ll work on this shit tomorrow” lol

[@nathangambriel5081]

They're not toys, they're Whirlybirds!

[@administration7231]

This is ....BEAUTIFUL

[@perin_m]

i love how he looks like murderer from Mindhunter

[@alicemary7913]

Edmund Kemper

[@asong4thedead]

LMAO

[@Theeosees]

The BEST part of this video will always be that it appears that he got a discarded pizza from work, ordered Chinese food, sloppily applied it as a topping, and then just brushes it off and eats the shitty pizza.

[@Carl_McMelvin]

Wtf are you talking about. He works at mamma noodles. It’s not Chinese food.!

[@anactualplant9574]

I love how he was watering the house with the windows open

[@johnward2101]

Wtf did I just watch?! Omg, I can just imagine how much fun they gave making these shows lol

[@TheBattProductions]

"I'm scared of that honky-horn"

[@nicholasgivens5991]

Wow I really felt it when Roy got mad, really accurately depicts a parent losing their shit and hurting a poor kid to the point of abuse. That scene was kind of scary. Also the way Roy flings the spaghetti pizza behind him and flings the plate forward is great

[@ChrisSmith-gt6lg]

This is hilarious. 😂😂😂 "They're whirly birds, dad."

[@ooooooooobaby23]

My mom got bit by bird too

[@viggiestrikes]

I would pay an entire month's salary to see the rap competition

[@TheGoodChap]

This is only the first little bit of the episode, the whole thing is like 20 min but the rest was taken off yt

[@TheGoodChap]

@@MP-kr3ln it was a thing they made for funnyordie, it got copyrighted off KZbin though

[@Louie.Oxford]

This is a masterpiece

[@autumnsorchard7435]

That munching sound effect when he's eating the cheese puff is amazing

[@Babe.Ruth.In.Beirut]

This was such an awesome show. Great Job!