Father Ted Wrecks Car | Father Ted S2 E2 | Dead Parrot

[@stuckenseric2053]

"They have the finest collection of boilers in the world, and I include Canada in that"

[@exeortegarubio]

'Don't drink that, Father! It's---!' 'FECKING WATER!'

[@yellowblanka6058]

Father Jack must be extremely dehydrated with all that alcohol and no water, lol.

[@anneschmitt8461]

And Jack is right! Don´t drink water - fish do make love in it! Or the sentence in the toilet room of my school: "Save Water! Delute it!"

[@agni2003]

I would love to see Father Purcell and Father Stone having a “chat”!

[@cq9882]

How hilarious would that be.

[@noahm5045]

Or Father Purcell and Father Furlong

[@NucleoTheNucleo]

Best friends forever....

[@nk6763]

@@noahm5045I wonder what it would be like if they put Father Furlong in with Father Stone. I bet even Father Stone wouldn't be able to hold out for long against Father Furlong, lol.

[@derekpink]

With Uncle Colm.

[@richarddunne9802]

I used to DJ weddings in Ireland and, every once in a while, someone would ask me to ask everybody to stand for the national anthem and then play Ghost Town, which always got a good laugh.

[@AleeraGorvan]

'Chewing gum for the eyes!' 'No thanks, Ted.' 'I mean - it is a big step, and - where are we going to get the guns?' 'No luck, then.' Dougal is lovely! x)

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

Sherry Miyano Almost as lovely as my lovely, lovely horse!

[@gittebjerrebraae8382]

He really is!

[@BossFog]

“AH IT’S YOURSELF”

[@yandereworshipper6963]

FT: “Are you alright there Father?” FJ “*HELP ME!!*”

[@actorben]

I'M A HAPPY CAMPER!!!!!! RIP, Frank Kelly!

[@craffte]

My favorite thing about Ted is that he just takes everything in his stride.

[@cincin4515]

2020 stuck in isolation from covid 19 lockdown. Ready to chew my own arm off when suddenly a dead parrot brings tears of nostalgia & belly laughs of joy. Thank you dead parrot. Thank you.

[@JCRoberts97]

@Raphael Francisco why would you do that you fake bot nonce

[@johannapfelburg6286]

@Raphael Francisco feck off cup

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

I hope you're finally a happy camper again!

[@yellowblanka6058]

Just think of the people who spend years, sometimes decades in isolation due to physical or mental conditions. I feel some sympathy for the people who were somewhat depressed in lockdown, but it's a single year of your life with reduced socialization, in the grand scheme of things it's not going to kill you and there are people in your community who have had it much worse for far longer.

[@theoddestautist]

@@yellowblanka6058 that's the same logic people use when they defend abusers

[@MonsieurJimjams]

"Doesn't look that bad, Ted." "Yes, I thought it'd be much worse." Goes round back... "Oh BOLLOCKS!" My favourite part of the episode :)

[@Renzsu]

For me it's Dougal's line 'It's no use Ted, you'll never get it absolutely right'.. and then the cut to Ted gently tapping an utter wreck.

[@crystalheart9]

He did go a bit far with his tapping.

[@gittebjerrebraae8382]

Renzsu And the ‘you’re a perfectionist’ 😆

[@ethancampbell7773]

The last minute feels like interdimensional cable

[@Soki7000]

I find it surprising that Bishop Brennan is accommodating enough to let them raffle the car.

[@catsarebest9168]

Maybe they were still utilizing the CA home video at this point.

[@mavallor]

Probably hoping that it would prevent them from bothering him for a long while

[@Icemann89]

I just love how Ted wakes up in front of the wheel and keeps on driving like nothing happened.

[@scorpio6593]

If the roof is leaking and water is coming through the loungeroom ceiling, wouldn't that mean that the UPSTAIRS is flooded!?

[@sharroon7574]

Or a pipe is leaking

[@Kkardemumma]

A priest whose favourite colour is orange? This is the work of a sick mind, for sure.

[@mr.niceguy1812]

He must've been a free Presbyterian

[@debrasaunders7200]

Orange Irish ☘️ not acceptable

[@SeeminglyOdd]

The scene of the Dancing Priest dying of a heart attack is a sad reminder of Dermot Morgan's death nearly two years later. Followed by Frank Kelly's death 18 years after that. May the rest in peace.

[@Tatiana_Palii]

Seemingly Odd this show has too many jokes about heart attacks (3 at least), that's so creepy!

[@helenosa5621]

I only just very recently stumbled upon this gem of a show and just watched the episodes paying no attention to the actors' names. So when I saw this comment I innocently googled 'Dermot Morgan'... Now I'm really sad. However, I will appreciate his contribution even more now.

[@irishking1414]

Seemingly Odd yeah and if we wait a little bit longer we will see see more if the cast dead you knob jockey

[@bezzaderbane9890]

Yes I have to wonder if Ardal O' Hanlan will die next at some point, who can say?

[@margotishrn]

@@Tatiana_Palii sadly true.

[@HarvestMoon2049]

"Ah, it's yourself..."😂

[@mopaditi1737]

No round envelopes for me. No way hose.

[@AfridiZindabad]

The boring priest talking about boilers is like a priest version of me

[@MrMagnusFogg]

:-DDD !!!

[@blayasblay3941]

There is a continous random character in Rick and Morty that reminds me of him

[@catsarebest9168]

He reminds me of Frank Burns on MASH. Hilarious but also highly annoying.

[@rebeccaday8612]

I love the fact that Jack, who would normally punch his way out of any situation, is completely powerless in the face of the boring priest.

[@t_WD66]

To this day my dad still says “No WAY, hose!” Whenever it applies in conversation. Sometimes he also asks people what their favourite humming noise is.

[@bored.in.california2111]

Mines MMMMMMmmmmmm

[@Icemann89]

Btw, it's: "No way, Jose!"

[@maximillianford9301]

Took me that long to notice the raffle ticket gag. 11 upside down would just look the same. How did I miss that every time I've watched this before?

[@bezzaderbane9890]

Its a very Irish joke.

[@maximillianford9301]

@@bezzaderbane9890 in that case bring on some more Irish jokes

[@bezzaderbane9890]

Well Father ted finished 20 years ago so its been a long time since an Irish sitcom...

[@ludmilakotovski1837]

Bezza derbane: What about Mrs Browns' Boys? That's an Irish show...

[@StarFyre]

@@ludmilakotovski1837 Which is produced by BBC Scotland

[@jessie0050]

The dancing priest is my favorite ❤ father Ted

[@Vojife]

"Thanks Dougal, I probably needed that. But... don't ever do it again." :DDD I felt that was unappreciated by the live audience.

[@Deemememe]

Father Ted: we just destroyed a car worth 7 grand! And that’s when Dougal should’ve said “ No! YOU destroyed a car worth 7 grand!”

[@brinkybrinkz]

Got to love the music they are dancing to! Funny stuff!

[@peaches30]

Laugh out loud stuff! Will never get fed up of this show.

[@Krystalmyth]

It's Pinky and the Priest. It's Pinky and the Priest. One is a genius, and the other wishes they were deceased.

[@bezzaderbane9890]

Who wishes The Specials Ghost Town was the national anthem? lol

[@3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs]

That part cracks me up every time! The second the music comes on I'm gone....not sure why I find it so damn funny, but I do...

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

1:25 ‘I’M A HAPPY CAMPER!’

[@joeyrinard6997]

Great TV program thank you 👍😎

[@MonochromeTrouble]

1:39 That time Father Ted turned into Pinky and the Brain.

[@edstraker8451]

I'm laughing my arse off watching this! It's making the neighbours nervous.

[@emilinebelle7811]

This is one of my favorite episodes.

[@gabrielmarciu69]

thanks for uploading this masterpiece.

[@cq9882]

Father Ted, just is so on the ball. All my memories of growing up a RC. Even had Priests and Nuns as Great Uncles and Aunts. What a hoot. This show is pure genius. 🙏🇦🇺👏👏👏

[@FranchiseSHR]

I'M A HAPPY CAMPER!!!!!

[@oregonlee]

ROCKIN AN' ROLLING

[@itsboringtobenormal564]

That's the best quote of episod 😂

[@thewayforth]

@@itsboringtobenormal564 yoyp

[@thewayforth]

Uiuouyyyuipyy

[@thewayforth]

uuuuyy

[@ether_lana3921]

sure we can just straighten it out with the tap of a hammer, lol

[@danielwilliamson6180]

Another hilarious episode of Father Ted.

[@dinahkyle3196]

All the episodes of Father Ted are funny

[@danielwilliamson6180]

@@dinahkyle3196 That's what I meant.

[@danielmiyahara320]

Ahhhh, the specials, love me some two-tone

[@forgamesake2496]

The most amazing man I've ever met showed me this amazing comedy. I'm American but he's from Dublin. I'm in love with him and Father Ted ;-) I love you Des. Forever grateful for you. :-)

[@will-i-am-not]

what is truly outstanding in the intro shots are the stone walled fields

[@AROBASPARK]

Hmmm! you know what: the diocese on this island is a bit too crack, with Father Jack been the only "NORMAL" one.

[@oliverlewis4433]

Haha Father jack is awesome. ''Need more drink''

[@stevendale7658]

Lock down brought me here who's been to craggy Island... a fine place to isolate with them

[@ForGreece7434]

@deadparrot thank you so much for taking the time to load all the father ted videos! Blast from the past and oh my god, sooooo funny 😀 Exactly what we need right now ! Thank you 👍

[@VilhjalmrVilhjalmrsson]

Feckin' water!!!!!!

[@bezzaderbane9890]

Father Jack must be a fan of WC Fields...

[@pabloneizion2592]

Had me in stitches

[@martinhirsch4959]

"Fecking water!!!" I felt that...

[@no1timetraveler]

Thank you for the upload! :D

[@BobPapadopoulos]

I always wondered why the diocese didn't just give them the prize equivalent in money to just fix the roof.

[@bretta1042]

Skip to 7:30 for Birdemic Deleted Scene.

[@francisjohnson665]

Love this . Father Jack was a hoot .😜😜😜

[@SebastianYesMama]

5:29 OH JESUS, WE'RE DEAD, OH GOD ALMIGHTY

[@carolkewley7410]

At 16:22 is that a Kraftwerk reference?

[@breebw]

Definately

[@johndonwood4305]

According to the DVD commentary, yes it is a reference.

[@peacemakerwolf8972]

It's...feckin water! baahha ha lmao

[@stephaiethomson9063]

I love this show. ❤️

[@sweetleilani85]

Mrs. Doyle's lucky number really let her down.

[@annetteziegler7944]

Yep. They could've played that up a bit more than her just sulking in the corner. Great episode.

[@BodhranBrian]

Easily,the best episode.

[@michalrzmichalrz6656]

Man, Kraftwerk is such a solid piece of history. Every now and then almost all shows reference it one way or another. They had their own thing.

[@brinkybrinkz]

They are playing in Toronto 2022.

[@richarddunne9802]

The Beatles of electronic music!

[@mr.niceguy1812]

"Stand for our national anthem."

[@mohawho8251]

i know that it is a joke but i am so sad and unbelievably heartached by what happened to the car

[@discountplaguedoctor88]

Father Ted: Murder is a terrible, terrible sin, Dougal. By committing this little sin, we'll actually be saving a bishop's soul! Crows: THIS IS FOR TRYING LOTTERY FRAUD, YA FECKING GOBSHITES!!!

[@Appilssinka]

It is the best serial which I ever seen!

[@debrasaunders7200]

So happy to re watch the series. Thank you

[@anthonyvasquezactor]

21:30 TWO trucks! 🤣🤣🤣

[@javen69]

10:13 gets me every time 😂

[@Bongwater33]

Cameos from the creators Graham linehan and Arthur mathews in the Band pictured for a few seconds at the dance, Linehan is the tall one in the middle !

[@davidhayes2567]

and also the radio DJ when they were in the car

[@bezzaderbane9890]

Lineham makes a bigger appearance in the plane episode as the Priest who confesses his love for another priest when they think the plane wont make it.

[@carolineg1872]

Fucking hell. (Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep)

[@xavierdoe2452]

"I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards." JFC 🤣

[@apricotcookie4850]

It's no use, Ted, you'll never get it absolutely right. Bwahahah!!

[@janethayes5941]

The intro gets me every time.😅

[@qoTIMop]

TWO TRUCKS

[@nedd.8479]

Is the radio announcer at 10:01 voiced by Graham Linehan?

[@dpj1]

Aye

[@Emiliapocalypse]

Listen, I just watched a video of a mob of drunken Irish football fans who managed to fix a dented car roof by banging their fists around it and singing. So why can’t a priest with a hammer fix a dent?

[@aranerem3767]

I love the final part with the annoying priest. So funny

[@david-le-jardin-libere-terre]

the car...hahaha

[@krisrichardson6690]

“We run the gas off the electricity and the electricity of the gas and we save £200 a year”

[@tonystark341]

16:22 Kraftwerk for priests

[@mabiemabie1331]

FECKIN WATER

[@henrybeenh7076]

"No, we can't give that away as a price"😁

[@ceceliaperry8932]

Fair enough there Ted! Off we Go

[@FranchiseSHR]

I'm a happy camper!!! Dont drink that its, feckin water...oh look there's a dent, must have been when u hit that fella on the bike

[@craffte]

Wha-? How did I miss that? ..oh yeah laughing my head off

[@ChrisG3253032]

That poor car. Just a little tap of the hammer he said 😨

[@NRsilver23]

Feckin' Water!

[@florianmathaess1803]

01:02 😂😂😂😂😂 Typical Dougal. JESUS 🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@seansweeney3533]

21:51 Oh, Bollocks!!

[@FranchiseSHR]

We're dead we're dead, slap then backs away quick

[@Sitarya]

"Records?"

[@danielwilliamson6180]

1:25 3:44 4:48 5:29 5:33 7:34 8:34 10:14 11:54 14:42 16:23 21:30 21:51 and 21:54 LOL

[@chadwedul1787]

Thunderbirds are go, Ted.

[@carolineg1872]

God it's like NASA, how do ya keep a track of it all?

[@tbrevink8319]

"I knew a woman once, she died soon afterwards" 😂😂

[@andyjay9346]

Interesting at 5:20 both Doogal and Ted are reversed with their hair partings on the opposite sides.

[@GreenPencil305]

There's a "U" in "Dougal".

[@GohAhweh]

@16:21 "C R A G W E R K"

[@jezebeljones659]

"Ah it's yerself!"

[@15sixmedia]

“GET TO FECK!”

[@TheMetalChannelNZ]

The boring Priest is Sheldon Coopers Dad from Big Bang Theory

[@capeck1993]

OH, BOLLOCKS!

[@florianmathaess1803]

0:55 😂😂😂

[@awsumguy-bh9pz]

sometimes i wonder if real priests watch this show lol.

[@steamedhamlet]

No it's blasphemous! Down with this sorta thing!

[@awsumguy-bh9pz]

@@steamedhamlet crybaby snowflake

[@claytonmurray537]

@@steamedhamlet careful now

[@supersayintrunks]

What is the name of the only song the dj priest has thats also on shaun of the dead

[@windturbinesyndrome1067]

Kraftwerk's Ghost town