Fatslob Nothing!?

[@T90Official]

I just wanted to say thank you all for 70k youtube subs, and thank you for the love over the past few weeks. I’m lost for words

[@janedunster5156]

T90 pyramids were built with mostly slave labour but tgere were paid architects. Presumably any payments fpund would be to the owners of the slaves and to the most skilled craftsmen B)

[@EvilNecroid]

T90 Nothing

[@stickmaker10111]

A cool twist to this would be that they spawn trees when destroyed and what if someone just like... got monks and the upgrade where only 1 has to recharge. LOL

[@AAA-bo1uo]

T90Official - Age Of Empires 2 , Hey mate, I would love to play this game! But not sure how to do it.. Are these games held on game ranger or Garena? Or is it in any? Or another place? Also is there a certain version I have to have? I haven't played it in years! Community was semi-dead around 9 years ago and only CBA games were available and I had to stop due to some circumstances. Also, is it a paid version only? As i remeber they stopped supportung it and only cracked and modded versions were playable.. Can you or anyone point me into the right direction on how I can jump into this community please? Would appreciate your help.

[@asexualsalmon2409]

DONT EAT MY FAMILY

[@imwithstupid086]

You mapmakers were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.

[@manictiger]

Life finds a way.

[@UochRS]

has science gone too far

[@GregJoshuaW]

Fatslob... finds a way....

[@MrBigCookieCrumble]

Fatslob doesnt want to be fed, it wants to hunt!

[@anirudhviswanathan3986]

That is a big pile of walls...

[@TheGraveyarder]

wouldnt it be funny if the walls randomly exploded while cutting through it like minesweeper haha

[@Profikilla007]

Minesweeper Nothing haha

[@mattius459]

Yes! and then have different trees to represent 1-2-3-4 etc.

[@freakman0815]

only that minesweeper isn't random

[@asdfghyter]

Minesweeper is very random. There are plenty of common configurations where it is impossible to determine where the mines are and you will just have to guess. An average game on expert forces you to make ~2 50-50 guesses on where the mines are.

[@ericmanget4280]

Oh shit, asdfghyter with the facts.

[@naphackDT]

YAY! I asked long enough for Fatslob nothing and here it is! Edit: Fatslob plays on explored. This map should be played on explored, too.

[@farronkelly7899]

Agreed. I was wondering if the others even knew where the Monument was.

[@silvergrove8517]

@@farronkelly7899 I think the monument is always visible in King of the Hill...

[@lud4079]

@@silvergrove8517 yeah

[@KingHoborg]

"Keep up the amazing work." ... "Forest Nothing..."

[@OddZodd]

Exactly

[@oskthebold1337]

Shout out to Philster for doing absolutely nothing all game. (Also, three players with 0 kills at the end is really something. Oh well, at least the four who actually did play made the game entertaining.)

[@Neometalll]

+1 hour and blue might have actually reached purple's base... which wouldn't have mattered cause he wasn't in control of the middle anymore. But grey's 20k gold and not making anything makes me cringe.

[@OddZodd]

@Scar agree

[@GoogleUsedToLetThisNameBeLong]

Philister was cringe to watch play, then complaining about the others stopping LB from winning.......

[@ivanspinelli389]

Dude Has no one made a fake out nothing yet? Your town center starts surrounded by trees as far as the eye can see, but if you chop deep enough you can access an actual Arabia map Maybe surround the monument too so they can't tell what's up.

[@Yawyna124]

So everyone's playing the tutorial? x3

[@UnDeaDCyBorg]

I kinda like the idea. Everyone starts selling wood at the start, then they find out that most trees have like 10 of it and there's nothing beyond. >:D

[@GoogleUsedToLetThisNameBeLong]

LOL and don't put ANY other resources on the map after they find out there is nothing beyond what they start with, I wonder who would end up victorious in that kinda "Fakeout Nothing/Resource Nothing" Map! It's pure genius, MAKE IT HAPPEN! PERSIAN DOUCHING the monument+ Vill rush WINS!

[@NUSensei]

This is a great idea, if only because it actually captures the legend of fatslob.

[@KilliKonKarnage]

Wow didnt know you were interested in AoE as well. Keep up the bow vids bruvva.

[@TheRomanRuler]

"Forget about your future, this is your future now" -T90 So our future comes from 1999

[@Tommoslasguitaros]

Is it just me or does T90 have an actual wholesome Twitch community?

[@ReaperCH90]

whole aoe2 community is pretty nice in general

[@OddZodd]

@Scar All the platforms are going to crap

[@whossoap355]

In comparison the Aoe community is pretty wholesome tbh since its not made up by 12yo lol

[@mackmasters325]

game launched in 1999 i think so the community is likely to be more mellow

[@carpetclimber4027]

No kids or teenagers, basically just 35+ men.

[@N00byEdge]

Now this is quality content

[@lb106]

well that was... special :D

[@GoogleUsedToLetThisNameBeLong]

Almost as "special" as watching Philister playing that match! Thank god you a few others were there, because otherwise the match would still be going on as we speak!

[@TheActionTourist]

LB10 MVP

[@apathymanthemundane4165]

"oh god...OH GOOOOOOOD!" is pretty much the best part for me

[@etherraichu]

The Pyramids were actually constructed mostly by skilled laborers, who were payed extremely well. You don't get structures that last thousands of years by cheaping out on them, and you definitely don't want your skilled laborers dying needlessly, since there are only so many of them. So very few deaths during the construction of the pyramids. ...With a few notable exceptions during an unpleasant dynasty.

[@AustrianEconomist]

Do you have sources for that, brother? Can't really find reliable info on that shit, too many conspiracy theories *facepalm*

[@mybizzz1738]

@@AustrianEconomist hi raphael. I have done quite a bit of research on pyramids. I am not making any belief claims about them I am just going to send you the last article i looked at. ----------------- New Evidences shows the Pyramids CAST with Agglomerated Limestone Concrete kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKDJiJKsh6qjb6c ------------------------------ there are all kinds of articles on pyramids that say all kinds of stuff.

[@scottingalls8460]

@@AustrianEconomist It's been taught in every college history/archaeology class for decades.

[@SebHaarfagre]

The logical reasoning is as such though: Simply no country in the world at that time would have anywhere near enough slaves for them to be done purely by slaves xD Also sociology/sociohistory/history/whatever points to it being a "pride" and/or "national" thing. So probably a lot different like in Disney movies ha. (Like the vast majority of things including every single love related story heh)

[@rocwolfe2674]

I ordered a new mouse from amazon and the model is "T90". Gotta use it to play age of empires now

[@GarfieldRex]

If Fatslob plays this map and loses, would mean he was Fatslobbed? I liked the map :3 I am still waiting for Viper nothing (best resources ever) pure map hack.

[@naphackDT]

extra gold in the back, double deer patch right next to the berries, which are in a perfect shape, straight resource lines and well placed hills. :D

[@lordilluminati5836]

fatslob only plays black forest, explored, vikings.

[@TheManofthecross]

@@lordilluminati5836 sadlly but someone should get fatslob to do this map and let him be honored in this match. :)

[@retloclive9118]

This was really only a match between 4 players. Gray, Green, Teal and Blue took too long to do anything.

[@superguy911]

Yes I'm sure the most fun you can have in AOE online is by just slowly building a base, do nothing and then seeing a you lose message after an hour of that. Not actually fighting, that's boring

[@TheAir2142]

TFW you become so infamous in the community you get a map designed after your play style as a meme.

[@mingelcoac]

don't bother with the alerts. Even on KZbin I enjoy this piece of "live" (forest nothing just passing). You have gathered an awesome community, it's all good ;)

[@OriginalPiMan]

I think this would have been a case where beelining for the monument would be good. You might get enough of a headstart to be able to win practically uncontested, although only if you're the only one to do it.

[@johnchamberland9182]

T90 cry for that $500 donation

[@Manwoker]

He is so adorable.

[@Schmuni]

Hell even i git a bit choked up. Seeing a gamer reach his dreams is beautiful ;)

[@Phnxkon]

Yeah watching the videos and streams help for sure. -what pops are good to go up on -scouting and analyzing your own and enemy maps -what units enemies are going based on eco scouting Won my first forest nothing game thanks to watching the tatoh Spanish game lol!

[@Vectorbro]

I wanna see T90's reaction to Villager pocketing his fully charged Samus neutral B

[@markthephantom9811]

NEW MAP MODE DRUNK NOTHING!!!! all players must be drunk before start of game and literally have nothing on the map... see how long it takes for them to notice lol

[@theFPLkiwi]

😂😂😂

[@Xwarman343X]

here's a Nothing Map request: Everything Nothing as i would call it. Resources, relics, walls, water, all the animals, the veriest types of land, and anything else non-player related placed randomly through out the whole map. making it would take a long long time but it would be interesting to see and the reactions of others. i would love to try an make it however i'm not the best at mapmaking.

[@MrBigCookieCrumble]

All or Nothing? ;)

[@TomsLife9]

at the beginning I could only think of The Office clip where Michael is like "No! God! Please! No! No! Noooooooooooo!"

[@Jyukenmaster95]

The assassination of Father Scott Sterling starting the world war had me dying xD

[@chadiushobby]

This has got to be the most fun a mapmaker has had since relic nothing

[@GamingCityComputacion]

Ideas for maps... Boar nothing(with some iron boards every now and then), sheep nothing, marsh nothing, with some small areas of land here and there, forage nothing, reverse pilgrims, were players start in the mainland trapped with an AI with a ton of army and need to scape to small islands.

[@mangoman628]

your my hero man. been moving this past week and coming home exhausted to a beer and these streams, been wonderful. please keep it up

[@alexstone9099]

I need to watch some of these streams I've been watching the vods and they're great it seems like such a chill stream with some great maps and commentary

[@englishinba]

Watch the streams. When something special happens, it's MUCH more fun to be watching the stream. I'm saddened that I didn't watch the Texas map community game live. That would have been an amazing experience.

[@alexstone9099]

@@englishinba does he do any eu friendly streams?

[@englishinba]

I'm pretty sure that he does, since most fans of the game are in Europe. Community games like this are only on Thursday. Maybe there's a schedule on the Twitch stream page: www.twitch.tv/t90official

[@alexstone9099]

@@englishinba ok thanks, I'll check it out

[@Vedy90]

I've actually improved my AoC skills since I've been watching your videos. Also tried catching you on twitch, but we are on exact opposite time zones (when its day here in Romania, its night in the US... and vice-versa) Keep up the good work!

[@hannukahcelt2027]

Watching your streams/videos have given me both the desire to pick this game up again, and think more about how I build up my civs.

[@Patchnote2.0]

I kind of want to look into an Everything Nothing. Every tile could be anything: wall, gold, stone, tree, boar, deer, water, hill, relic, wolf... you know how it goes. :)

[@helmetguy01]

“Oh God. OH GOD!!!” Quote of the year.

[@THE_BATLORD]

I watched a handful of these games and now I'm installing Age of Empires 2

[@LaZieGoblin]

Have to say, that gave me chills and not because of the amount, but also the emotion behind it. Perfect really! Good job man!

[@zeroangelmk1]

Sometimes we put up walls not to keep people out. But to see who cares enough to knock them down. :(

[@kgy121]

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

[@RenegadeShepTheSpacer]

Philster plays AoE2 like Mayweather boxes. Sits back, does nothing and still manages to convince people that he's entertaining. Not that he was alone in that this game.

[@terras6418]

You know, we need Fatslob to play this map? Maybe get Hairy Davis to face Fatslob on this map? Bet the game would last at least 24 hours ;p

[@DaysofElijah317]

Watching these in no particular order I didn’t know Wolf nothing could be topped-I needed this 😂😂😂

[@undertyped1]

so, now that you have gotten people throwing you 500$, i guess you won't be a retail manager ever again?

[@Tensooni]

OMG T90 the sass on this video is absolutely phenomenal. I don't think I've ever caught myself laughing so hard while sleep deprived at 6:30 am.

[@MikeHesk742]

I liked that LB10 played it full Fatslob style. But happy red won, he was the one that did most of the work pushing. Was fun to see yellow stand by him to the end, refusing to backstab.

[@nafnaf0]

I would chop wood as fast as I can at the wall clostest to the hill, I would also attack the target wall with the castle starting off. Once the trees are clear, get that Ram going

[@Telhias]

I dub this map: Arabia Arena!

[@notarealname6415]

I looked at chat right when erik_hans said "If this goes of youtube nobody can see this message because chat is going so fast" 16:40

[@RAHISTILLL]

what is a god like you doing here on earth among us mortals??

[@Real_MisterSir]

T90 you gotta make a Fatslob battle royale! Just substitute the storm with walls that slowly creep in from the map edges - pushing people closer and closer to the middle. Of course you can destroy the walls if you have enough time.

[@Lightning_Lance]

What happens when you play a nothing map with ai: nothing.

[@eriksyrnyk3528]

I Can't Believe Dunkey Beat Sky In Smash

[@samuelhagberg3694]

OMG the scott sterling reference!

[@deathrow989]

Major respect for how much effort you're putting into all this, heaps of streams plus youtube content? got a lot of bases covered and its good for people like me who can't always watch the streams.

[@alexandertanner2940]

Why play this game mode if you're just going to afk whole game?

[@PromorteD]

Pretty much just watched only 4 players playing in a 8 player FFA with over 1.5million resources between them, and it ends like that. I know everyone has their own style but when it has no contribution to the actual game there needs to be some rule in place that you can't just turtle up and do nothing. Grey, Teal, Blue and Green did 0 in this game

[@englishinba]

It was like watching an Extreme Camping strategy tutorial by 4 of the players. All those resources and Grey did absolutely nothing? I'm glad one of them didn't sneak in and win in the end.

[@Neometalll]

This is why I instantly liked the battle royale mode. You can't just sit on your ass doing nothing, you have to be active.

[@Zhangerino]

Fatslob wouldn't be knocking those walls down, he would be building more walls up

[@npcnugget]

I played AoE 3 with my friend and realized that I'm not good at these kind of games... Although, I enjoy watching others play then I found these vids... Thanks T90... Nice chill commentary...

[@Iquil88]

imagine beeing the archer ordered to fire arrows at a stone wall until it crumbles.

[@etherraichu]

when i wake up i set a time for ten minutes, and just clean up things in general. and I stop after ten minutes. it helps you feel better and while its not much at once, it adds up over time.

[@alejandrogarcia9637]

Now combine this with battle royale XD

[@Real_MisterSir]

No no no, do it the opposite way, there are plenty of resources and land to build, but slowly a great mass of walls close in from the map edges (like how the storm works) - forcing people closer and closer or the walls will crush them

[@sarahkerrigan6026]

8:38 T90 trying not to cry on stream. priceless.

[@arshiaaghaei]

Hey T90, please do more DeForest Nothing. They were awesome. I couldn't stop laughing when the goats blew.

[@kinfongyeung5400]

This is the most effective way to kill a player slowly irl

[@Slimurgical]

Blue Coffee Nothing. It's just a bunch of tiny islands, each only filled with a single resource that is only wood, stone, or gold and stupid amounts of fish, like if Pilgrims only had the mini islands.

[@ogshermac]

You're invited to my next birthday, but you have to ghostie the moped into the bonfire to get it really going.

[@andhemills]

This should dispel all doubts as to whether Fatslob is a legend or not.

[@englishinba]

The guy who deserved to win, won. It was nice seeing all those turtles get crushed.

[@Ozgand]

I played a lot back in the '90s but have only recently picked it back up . I plan on playing with a few friends and surprising them with actual stas instead of the random trash we did as kids.

[@BierBart12]

This is like watching an ant colony digging

[@AnthanKrufix]

What am I doing? I haven't played or thought about this game at all since I was 4 years old and thought the most fun possible in the world was typing in the cheat to summon a sportscar. .... This is the 9th hour long video I've watched here in the past 2-3 days.

[@Vitorruy1]

How do you turn this on?

[@whong09]

Woah you made forest nothing? You've single handedly revitalized an ancient game.

[@robertlewis6915]

Holy Crap, a Studio C reference. I never expected it, though maybe my surprise is disproportionate.

[@BenMonroe964]

I can never find these unique maps on the Steam workshop. You should release a map pack.

[@lvcho__753]

we want those maps!

[@HaBBiSiFy]

Most of them are implemented for Voobly only, thought some are also for HD (many versions of forest nothing, including pilgrims nothing, merry go, some versions of battle royale and so forth). As we know T90 plays only on Voobly, so I don't see him doing a map pack for HD.

[@lvcho__753]

well, I don't play the HD version, I only play in voobly

[@488Knight]

I think the map should be explored, maybe a few less walls, and at least some corridors for travel.

[@keonisan]

That map is good, but a spam of defense towers would make it awesome too.

[@GarfieldRex]

Arclet just won 2 straight YT games :O GG

[@johnhabib289]

At 5:56 he sells 10,000 foood 10,000 gold

[@GarfieldRex]

@@johnhabib289 how is it possible to have 10k food at that time?? Not even the 10k wood would give you that. Even that is a lot 😱

[@mj42644]

"I have six inches on him in reach" -T90Official

[@lster512]

This is the greatest map I've ever seen!

[@JcGross93]

I wish Fatslob would've played in this. But of course Fatslob only plays Black Forest.

[@dovidsafir7085]

I don't have a full understanding of competitive Age of Empires, can someone explain why they all chose vikings?

[@striker865]

I also want to know this

[@MrLemur81]

The Vikings only is based off of the player fatslob. He plays black forest Vikings only, and nothing else.

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

Check out the Legend of Fatslob video if you want to more fully appreciate this particular map.

[@rambard5599]

Someone already said it, but in case they didn't make it clear enough (and because I like explaining things to people), this map is inspired in a "notorious" AoE II player called fatslob. His strategy (and by that I mean what he does in pretty much every game he has available to see on voobly) is playing 1 vs 1 matches in Black Forest, with mirror vikings (that is, both players playing vikings). Then he proceeds to wall up and boom to his heart's content until his opponent is sick of the whole thing and quits. So, in the spirit of a fatslob match, everyone mirrored vikings and the map is pre-walled up.

[@manictiger]

Basically, Fatslob choses vikings, because it allows him to build berserks, which have a lot of health, damage and can regenerate health. It buys him a little extra time while the scorpions (ballistae that can pierce multiple enemies) clear out any remaining rush units. It makes it nigh-impossible to get through the passage, once the walls are gone. The passage is basically just a kill-zone. It seems stupid to rush that, but after 1.5 hours, most people lose their shit and just send units through until they lose. That's why he's a legend. He drives people completely insane.

[@TarsonTalon]

That thumbnail... One look...and I'm like... OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! lmao!

[@TarsonTalon]

BTW, Fatslob is Sans of Age of Empires 2.

[@misteral9045]

T90Legend is not enough. T90IsLegend is what we need.

[@YuriPRIMErpg]

Fatslob, at this point, is like Tachanka to Siege.

[@TheAir2142]

We need a T90 nothing map

2 second in the video and I'm dying of laugher... OMFG! THE LEGEND!

[@cynthiavanteylingen7922]

yes piramids builders were partly paid at least and they moved the stones by putting water on the sand ahead to the blocks.....

[@johnhabib289]

What was the thing around 6:30? Pifemat that was insane the subs I guess? I saw DNA Arclet sold 10,000 food 10,000 wood at 5:56 . Nobody in the room noticed it either.

[@matthewmcneany]

My Eyes! The goggles - they do nothing.

[@andresrojas6709]

Why people try to attain enlightment with maps like this?

[@lunarlegion7157]

I play in the style of fat slob but with Byzantines walls with 4200 hp.

[@PriestoftheMetalGod]

Played this game yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeears ago, had all the expansions .......... saw this for the first time a few days ago. Didn't even realize people still played this game.

[@GeorgeArrancar]

Seems like Gray was playing town building simulator, since he literally did nothing.

[@ZombiePilot420]

i just bought the enhanced edition but im having problems with my UI being so tiny i cant read anything. I have tried changing the resolution of my computer but that hasnt changed anything. Does anyone know a fix for this

[@elsaltyboi3081]

Real hard to follow ur stream from France, this 24h stream will allow me to watch u more than few minutes XD

[@Sirholyphoenix]

Is this the definition of going even further beyond?

[@TKainZero]

To the people that only watch and don’t play. Go buy it and play!!! I got it a few months ago, it’s fun, don’t worry about losing in multiplayer games!!! I won my first 4 1v1s. Then lost like 10 ina row

[@kasper7203]

T90 you should really play the Aztec campaign to learn about garrisoning rams with pointy boys

[@justindie7543]

Gentlemen, we are one step closer to map singularity.

[@keithgoh123]

Dedicated to dearest legend fatslob

[@AbduCola]

You should host one of these with FatSlob as a player

[@robertlewis6915]

wonder what a tournament of Black Forest Vikings AoC would look like.