Fear The Yoo-hoo Drinker | The Snark Tank Podcast:

[@SashQuack]

Sweeneys laugh made me think there was something wrong with my car

[@SomethingAbout1925]

I thought I hit a bird

[@imdannyiguess]

This is the best fucking comment this channel has ever had

[@proggz39]

I thought my dog was having another seizure

[@xxtortellini1016]

12:36 Snapple owns yoohoo. So they’re making a decision to put yoohoo in glass instead of Snapple

[@Kinatsuxiv]

chris is going to combust with rage when he reads this

[@xxtortellini1016]

@@Kinatsuxiv I told him once on one of his streams, I was sure he was gonna mention it in a rage when the topic was brought up

[@RobotWithHumanHair.]

@@xxtortellini1016he must’ve forgotten because of his pure hatred oh yoohoo

[@fleecejohnson9813]

Investing in the superior beverage

[@xxtortellini1016]

@@fleecejohnson9813 I bet you eat your yoohoo whole. Glass and and all

[@HPLovewrath]

I’ve gotta defend my Yoo-hoo drinkers because one time when I was 16 I was getting snacks from a gas station and this guy came in obviously super high looking for Yoo-hoos and after I pointed him to them he offered to get me something and I ended up getting a six pack of modelos. Yoo-hoo drinkers are ok in my book

[@voretextcomm.5173]

The weed cancelled out the effect of the Yoohoo

[@kikasse220]

Proof yoohoo drinkers are degenerate

[@joekinnear4671]

​@@voretextcomm.5173it was medicinal Marijuana to make sure he stays docile and rational

[@irishempire9811]

cant wait to hear the invetiable two lines of a new gay parody they come up with for this episode only

[@leosklein2573]

Drinking Yoo-hoo while busting into a tight bussy is what it feels like to drive the Ford F-150

[@joekinnear4671]

Unbelievable. Inversely, yoohoo compares drinking their product to getting a brojob from your homie riding shotgun in your f 150.

[@yourewelcome5493]

Fun fact: Since they brought up one punch man and chainsaw man. There actually is a web manga called The Penisman. Even better? It's made by the guy who made Tokyo Ghoul. Even better than that? It's like a 100 chapters long.

[@Ryzawa]

Damn, we gotta get Jalen on the podcast to explain his Pokemon dream in verbose detail, that sounds wild.

[@HalfBrainGamers]

I need a strong solider to venture through all of Snark Tank and get an Official Sweeney Laugh counter

[@theduckyduck27]

the yoo-hoo slander made me laugh so hard i actually cried and had to wipe my tears and i've never heard of that drink in my life

[@theafflictionvhs17]

_The Yoo-Hoo Gobbler._

[@iloveyoual32]

I think if Kingston got the Elite surgery and then drank Yoo-Hoo while listening to Imagine Dragons, Chris would implode on himself with such force that he'd form a black hole that devours our entire solar system.

[@comhaltacht315]

2:40 Kingston equips the Strangled Chihuahua laugh 12:10 The one issue Chris genuinely cares about 29:10 “I don’t wanna say this fucked joke.” -Sweeney, moments from saying the joke

[@kimorayn1733]

"equips"

[@maiqtheliar1823]

Chris's "that mans a drake's coffee cake now" joke is a fucking sleeper hit

[@Scyborg832]

Yoohoo doesn't really disclose its financials or specifics, but in 2019 they had a revenue of $114 million. The top 100 drink companies have an average revenue of $11.2 BILLION, with the 100th company being Suntory Holdings at $1.95 billion in revenue. Its insane how known and widely available Yoohoo is while being such a small player in the large scheme of drink companies. Chris, its also good for you to know that Yoohoo currently has a partnership with Dr.Pepper-Snapple so Yoohoo gets glass and Snapple gets none while they're in the same strategic partnership. Get fucked.

[@DEATHsong100]

Oh man i cant wait to see what wacky shenanigans the boys get into this episode of the tanky snarkers

[@kimorayn1733]

Snarkard Tankersons

[@DEATHsong100]

@@kimorayn1733 man that's a real Yoo-hoo drinker name it's perfect for them

[@TheVlp3r]

3 min in and we get a NEW laugh

[@yowatchie]

Yeah Yoo-hoo is fire, one of the few times all three of these guys all share and double-down on a bad take. Fucking joyless monsters.

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Next episode Kingston should bring a Yoohoo and a net

[@GynxShinx]

Saying "yoohoo people" like a slur

[@SoaringLettuce]

"you-hoo people"

[@kimorayn1733]

Mario hitting goombas with a 6-foot cok mid-jump isn't a visual I didn't know I needed.

[@WrinkleyPanda]

I love getting here as soon as it’s uploaded ❤

[@ceast5273]

32:28 Sween talking about colonizing Yoo-Hooers

[@joshuaowens2418]

There are japanese fans of King of the Hill who argue over dub or sub

[@WrinkleyPanda]

You guys have been like friends to listen to and bullshit with since episode 0! Keep it up and keep being fucked up lol

[@WrinkleyPanda]

Oh shit I’m a white boy that drinks Yoo-hoo :’)

[@kimorayn1733]

This comment gets a heart... Get reported, jerk

[@ChrisRayGun]

That's precisely the vibe we strive for

[@WrinkleyPanda]

@@ChrisRayGundude I have two kids now (twins) and started watching you specifically in like 2012 when I was 12, nuts. Love all your stuff!

[@GhoulCityOffline]

I do not believe for a second that Chris has NEVER eaten a snickers. I can believe he's had few, I can believe he doesn't like them. There's no chance at all with how plentiful and and abundant snickers are that he's never had even a mini snickers.

[@mathieuleader8601]

yoo-hoo always makes me think of the Yahoo soda from Hey Arnold

[@Skewhaze]

Imma keep it real, the yoo-hoo discussion made me go buy one.

[@kimorayn1733]

Sweeney's Laugh Chart should be Merch. 23:08 Sween masters the Will Smith Defeated Meme

[@xavierHere457]

WHAT IN THE FUCKING RAINFOREST SINGING BIRD LAUGH WAS THAT?!!? 🤣😝😜

[@Armadill0h]

YOO-HOO DRINKERS STAY WINNING

[@PhantomZ2]

theres no way they're shitting on Yoohoo. Yoohoo is so dope, Chris doesn't know

[@lilithtetterton5014]

I also fell for Full Metal Sheen 😭

[@xsanguine8]

I think that person who sent in that question had to clarify the "singular" buck, because it's a vague amount if you just say buck, like a buck is just a dollar, but "will do _____ for a buck" is like you're describing a job with pay.

[@than217]

This is the first place I've ever heard someone mention Mistic drink outside of me buying them a fuck ton in the 2000s. I loved the Method Man-Red Man Mistic. I bought them in Oklahoma for years.

[@The_BHK_Mask]

As someone who puts down four gallons of milk in a week and drinks yoohoo, you are correct. I'm a unstoppable monster.

[@convolutedclarity]

Sweeny is laughing in cartoon sound effects now

[@madladdion8955]

new sweeny laught unlocked : the spinning wheel

[@millennialboomer6780]

Yoohoo is like an eldritch horror

[@brohemianrhapsody5740]

44:36 That sound Sweeney makes is actually disgusting

[@BrandEver117]

My body is 80% cheese, if I ever develop lactose intolerance, I will simply walk onto the ocean and cease my existence

[@clownymoosebean]

3:01 Sweeny sings like a beautiful bird. That bit where they described YooHoo drinkers like they were dangerous cryptids has me spasming. The part where Sween told us he shit his pants in the middle of the street once because of his lactose intolerance, and had to walk all the way home with shit in his britches, hold me rolling. 23:15 I relate to this story very well. I was sent to a mental hospital in highschool for having the 'wrong kind' of sense of humor. It was in Spanish Class, coincidentally enough, and we had to do a group project in which we make a mock-up newscast in spanish, with pictures of the news coverage drawn by us. I decided to go the absurd route with my mockup news stories. Stupid Shit like Chickens Rising Up and taking over the world, eating humans as revenge for eating them for centuries. A bunch of stupid fucking boomers who don't know what a joke is, thought this was grounds to send me to a Mental Hospital for Ten Days. I no longer trust the authority of any school system if this is how gung ho they go after you for a false positive.

[@davidshane9495]

Chirs would be angry to know where I live there's a drink called Dr Enuf and is still comes in glass bottles. I don't think you can buy them outside of east Tennessee.

[@LateToThaParty]

I like you guys. I also like Yoo-Hoo. I'm going let your Yoo-Hoo defamation slide. But tread carefully brothers. The "Yoo-Hooers" are listening... and we never forget....

[@YaGuyALT]

to answer chris's question, yes there are japanese people who are obsessed with cowboys and western shit like weebs and theyre called westaboos

[@mathieuleader8601]

Lord Sexman makes me think of Chad Sexington the mascot for the Burley fictional paper towel brand from the Simpsons

[@BertzTriscut]

There are entire theme parks in Japan dedicated to the old American West. People shoot, dress up, speak English, etc. It's great. So yeah, Westaboos are absolutely a thing.

[@horrordragon2255]

Chris is like the energy vampire of lying

[@TACKO3D]

Chris running on Sword Logic with his lies Add that to the wiki

[@brandie3344]

as a yoohoo drinker i can confirm that we eat people

[@TheStrxggler]

Why is Aztecross in your thumbnail?

[@prussian-krieger2991]

Unironically there are Japanese weebs. Even down to the sub vs dub argument. They prefer king of the hill in English for instance

[@trinidaddy]

Not gonna lie, that's so absurd that I can't believe you, and I'm too tired to look it up, but you genuinely made me burst out laughing with that statement😂😂. Thank you.

[@RagnarFenris]

About Arnie: Derrick is right. Arnold's last name doesn't separate into what sween said. It separates into Schwarzen and Egger.

[@_Capybara_]

Does Chris like snails? Because an octopus is a mollusk.

[@remylebaou1]

Net in Yohoo, is starting WWIII.😢

[@RobotWithHumanHair.]

Was that name in the credits supposed to be a tally hall banana man reference?

[@capnjackdaniels3663]

It is pretty ironic that they would cut Pepe for being rapey, but have the Clockwork Orange rapists courtside in Space Jam 2.

[@mynameisjames12189]

Man this intro was cool

[@hollowman7168]

Why is sweedy look like hes being slow roasted

[@GraveSource]

Ya got the boom in system but it’s tossin’ out doo doo / you think it’s chocolate milk but its watered down Yoohoo…

[@gregstinkston7634]

What Is this Josh Barnett lore? Is this just another gaslight? Am I gay now?

[@ChrisRayGun]

It's very real lol

[@gregstinkston7634]

@@ChrisRayGun If i can even trust a word you say please talk more about this I must have missed this bit of gold

[@trinidaddy]

​@@gregstinkston7634Listen to the episode when they come back from creator clash. Apparently, Josh Barnett was there, and he was unexpectedly familiar with their content and offered to train sweeny as a fighter.

[@gregstinkston7634]

@@trinidaddyI feel like in the timeline he accepted sween would have left everything behind to finally become a samurai like hes always wanted.

[@ZeroKitsunei]

BRO! I have the same feeling about seafood. You wouldn't grab a handful of roaches, boil and eat them. But shrimp are fine just cause they are in the ocean?

[@horrordragon2255]

I sung some songs for my grandpas funeral but if it had been open cascet I probabky would've fainted from crying

[@steelgriffin7716]

I grew up in Jersey... I drank Yoo-hoo as a kid. Now I ... no. I couldn't.

[@Obiwancolenobi]

How fucking high was Kingston an hour in?

[@madsrungandersen9690]

18:05 I can't think of a single chocolate milk that needs to be refrigerated before it's been opened

[@ironpro7217]

its MILK it goes in the fridge

[@madsrungandersen9690]

@@ironpro7217 No lol

[@somecitrus7561]

GO TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE NOW.

[@Hitemwhereithurtss]

Not so strong anymore huh 😂

[@MrHotSalsa]

Chris is right about Calamari

[@than217]

Ameriboos are what Japanese people that obsess over American culture are called. I've seen people use the term online for other countries nowadays too but it originated from the Weeaboo term I believe.

[@MemberRoach]

The name thing is already going on. Gaylord, Dick, Lord, Blanket, these are all real names that real people have. It is possible that at this very moment a person named Gaylord Sexman is walking the earth.

[@g33p61]

sweenys right about the painting because the negative space isnt painted on also lobster and calamari are crazy good and i dont see a logical reason why we would care about other animals the only reason we care about animals is because we domesticated some and that made us think we care about them when logically we should only care about our own pets

[@g33p61]

sweeny right about the sentience thing unironically

[@g33p61]

i like that yall have more empathy than me probably better people but ive never heard a good argument as to why we should care about animals at all

[@arishi4054]

The thumbnails are getting out of hand lol I love this shit

[@farnswalllow5886]

the name blueface makes me think of the blue lives matter people trying to claim that dressing up like a cop is akin to blackface

[@Zabrakjedi]

Guys I just bought a bottle of yoo-hoo wtf

[@MatthiasDundee]

the slander of lord sex-man

[@gyroownstheworld]

I can't believe "chris" would do something like this

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

1:15:54 lolcow coverage

[@ghostcat11]

yoohoo is great fuck yall, the strawberry ones are hard to find tho

[@paz8723]

genuinely what the fuck is this premise theyre losing their marbles

[@LuisMedina-cw4dk]

20:25

[@jameshurley776]

Did boogie think the documentary would help him it turned everyone to hate him! The kino casino with Andy warski and ppp shat on him!

[@AuggiieDoggiie]

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