Feeling unmotivated to go back to work tomorrow? Here’s some free serotonin. 🇺🇸

[@enceladus2263]

Some of you are alright, don’t go to the barracks tomorrow

[@jonathanrichwine1996]

I literally sleep there though 😭😭

[@sovereign9529]

Thanks homie.

[@Devil_Dog_Ultra]

The line is don’t come to the shop tomorrow

[@AmbuBadger]

@@jonathanrichwine1996 Should've married that stripper with the lazy eye just to get into housing...

[@alexisyandell315]

Can someone explain this joke to me ☹️

[@vincentscats9314]

"I'm sick of getting bullied!" **Laughs nervously**

[@derakc.2783]

Fined*

[@joonheehan9183]

*Heavy sweating*

[@freedom-man]

oh i thought he said "I THINK I'M GETTING BULLIED"

[@BTEMoney_boy]

Lmao

[@jaehyung2737]

because If something really goes wrong, they'll actually get BULLETED

[@pllax22]

You can have a weapon that literally cuts people in half but you can't have a toaster in your barracks room

[@thesysop4998]

lmao oorah

[@The-lr4zo]

...And I am asking for the right to have a toaster, not the confiscation of the SAW!

[@AnorakRaven]

You're trained to use the SAW religiously, I've seen toaster instructions that are dangerous with how incorrect they are.

[@abigailearnheart289]

@@AnorakRavenplease explain I need to know lol

[@AnorakRaven]

@@abigailearnheart289 Poorly translated or no instructions, one I saw said it was okay to plug it into an extension cable lol.

[@Dr_Coomer170]

"remember when you gave me your cigarette? yeah, don't go to the barracks tomorrows."

[@GrapheneOxideIsInCVVax]

Y doe

[@Berserker3624]

No, what’s your name again?

[@matthew_natividad]

Is this DP reference?

[@dustindubbo2892]

It’s a birthday party and your not invited.

[@Makemeasandwich-bn6bw]

aw! american middle school reference??

[@_wok3_]

When the VA denies your claim

[@huelaura4691]

😂😂❤

[@GlyphAbiff]

Currently awaiting their decision now. 😂

[@jadsmvs8651]

*Loads 240G with libertarian intent*

[@bobrice5159]

Notices liquid oxygen and nitrogen tanks outside of a VA 💥 😂

[@eugenehofmann4013]

Facts. That came to my mind a few times, getting denied

[@Solitide]

"always treat a gun like its loaded" Army be like:

[@ericpatten6204]

Well to be fair it's super fucking hard to accidentally load a machine gun. And also there is no ammo in this location at all so it's 100% safe

[@user-jd7gh2ef4s]

​@@ericpatten6204 No, it's not safe. There could be still one bullet loaded. Most gun accidents happened because a 🤡 thought his weapon was unloaded. There are just too many 🤡🤡 around, which significantly increases the risk of being killed.

[@Chicky_Lumps]

Makes me wonder if they eat crayons too. 🤔

[@rebeltexan2814]

@@ericpatten6204 doesn’t matter. Safety rules are there for a reason.

[@silbury2325]

I wasn't there but from the video I feel like during the initial barrel drop he had it pointed at the far wall or beds, and then as he walked through he had it pointed at the ground, at least, so give the guy credit.

[@MM3OG]

Military humour is so dark but I miss it so much. Now if I say anything out of pocket civilians think I'm crazy.

[@od4266]

That feeling where you're laughing so hard you legit can't breathe. Ain't nothing like that outside the military.

[@Adam-pd3sm]

Seeing people's faces after saying some off the wall shit makes it even better 😆

[@MM3OG]

I called my cousin a come bubble and told him chickens weren't for fu*"$8! Right In front of my family. After that they all thought I needed to speak to a counselor and this was right after I separated fresh from TAPS 🤣😂

[@MM3OG]

@@od4266 dude no doubt and it's crude humor like shii that's hilarious but fck'd up at the same time 🤣

[@KhreamedKhorne]

I genuinely cannot form a strong bond with most civilians. It's nothing against them at all, it's just hard to relate to people who are normal after living the crazy culture that is a Marine infantry unit

[@woofpac308]

Sooooo how dark do you want your humor? Us military: *yes*

[@thecursed01]

level: getting a nobel peace prize for massacring weddings and families with children,

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"so you know intergalactic space right?"

[@Black_Heart_Defense]

Darker than my boy in high school lajae. At night you couldn’t see him unless he smiling or his eyes were open🤣🤣

[@jaketripp7934]

Stallone: we keep it light until things get dark and then we go pitch black. That's how we cope.

[@aidensanford228]

Darker then the patronage at Popeyes

[@ComedyClips231]

“I’m sick of being bullied!” *everyone laughs* “….Soooo anyways, I started blastin’”

[@jowildcat40]

Tee-hee

[@Siloette]

💀

[@goth_boy39]

​@@jowildcat40if you tee hee again i kiss you

[@Deviant-Strategic-Assassins]

​@@goth_boy39😂😂

[@bighawaii]

@@goth_boy39 what in the dinosaur shaped chicken nuggies are you on?

[@lukemartin8545]

"Quartermaster, you mind telling me why we are missing a machine gun"😂

[@Comrade_Liru]

That’s happened. Recently infact, M2 went missing, just the whole gun was gone.

[@BobTheOneGuy]

@@Comrade_Liru bro how do you lose a full mf .50 cal

[@manjoring5944]

​@@BobTheOneGuythere's worse things you could lose

[@AtticusAureliusTrottimus]

Oh God, yea then the whole base goes on lockdown till its accounted for. MPs searching everywhere and everyone. No cars in or out.

[@fendusksong9765]

"uh, LCpl Johnson got sick of being bullied, sir."

[@yucatansuckaman5726]

dude was getting it in the beginning!

[@QW3RTY741]

true man hun dred percent getting a gold buzzer in atg

[@Trenchboi69]

VA :Your injuries are not service related and you have a 40% rating Me:

[@GustavoSilva-ny8jc]

😂😂😂😂😂 saw a video of them about that!!! It's crazy

[@cahivx]

This is most of the military. We’re standing by to standby.

[@luckyhippy4898]

Hurry up and wait

[@Spkr4TRUTH]

Rog… standing by

[@rembo318]

Hurry up and wait!

[@rembo318]

shit…just saw somebody beat me to it 😂

[@marshalljulie3676]

Atleast it's not the proud boys 😂😂😂

[@WiseArkAngel]

“SAY MY PTSD ISN’T SERVICE RELATED AGAIN, I FUCKING DARE YOU.”

[@liquidbraino]

SAY "WHAT DISABILITY?" ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!!

[@mrfivenights7869]

I'm afraid to say anything mainly because I'm worried I might say something wrong

[@trevorsizzle3705]

@@liquidbraino "Wh...wha...Alrighty, your forms have been approved and you will start getting your pension in about a week."

[@ricardorascon88]

was looking for the" Americans making fun of school shootings" comments

[@endrinarr5819]

Can someone please tell me what song is playing?

[@arizonaranger8799]

Let’s acknowledge the dude busting it down in the beginning.

[@jesseincognito.]

Dude got his vibe interrupted

[@donk5058]

The first half of Full Metal Jacket be like

[@JohnSmith-hs4li]

"Sir, it is my duty to inform you that the weapon Private Pile is carrying is locked and loaded!"- or something, idk it's been a while

[@AmbuBadger]

All fun & games until you see a note on your rack that reads "I like you. Don't go to roll call tomorrow."

[@user-wacko-usmc]

Best comment!!

[@jonathanwells223]

99% chance it’s drill messing with you to have someone to smoke for being a dumbass

[@KSW_HeavyChest]

WTF is roll call? “First call” is an accountability formation in the regular Army. Usually 0630 ish.

[@braceyourselvesfortruth2492]

@@KSW_HeavyChest in both of my units we always just called it the PT formation, since that's always what we did next. Sometimes had important admin announcements first though.

[@NoSaysJo]

​@@KSW_HeavyChest cringe

[@panzerfast5000]

The duality of man

[@Democratic_Industrialism]

The jungian thing?

[@ThePizzaGoblin]

... maaan.

[@seanwalsh5717]

@@Democratic_Industrialism "The WHAT?!?!"

[@Mike_Norris]

Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?

[@nomnomfpv3136]

You write born to kill but west a peace symbol? Is that some kind of JOKE?

[@SupermanPrime-vb2un]

God I miss my comrades. What a wonderful time it was in the barracks.

[@lemonboy9208]

depends on the person

[@lexquodius]

I used to call my battle buddies comrades too, until our drill sergeants knocked it into us that comrade has negative connotation because of communism, so now it's a habit we call each other compatriots or brothers. (Even though the soldier's and infantryman's creeds all have the word comrade in them. 😅)

[@user-ib7nt3ck1g]

“Comrade”, you say?

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

Dude dancing and suddenly *I'MSICKOFGETTINGBULLIED* the most random things going on rn😂

[@anthonygarcia5701]

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SERGEANT PILE!?!?”

[@greenwoodfireresponse]

@@reesedundee8525 nah nah private pile has since advanced to sergeant

[@SarafinaSummers]

I'm trying to die silently of laughter while my friend wfh two feet from me. XDDDDD

[@leekelley4701]

"Yall been sa mean tah meee....and I feel tarable, just tarable. Im reeal sorry bout this boys, I really am, but....suprise, suprise, suprise!!!" This summer.... in a world where good men get pushed too far....even a marine barracks will not be safe. One man, one mission....one fillin' station. "Ya ya you...better get outta my town Mister. I'm the deputy around here, and you don't wanna set off my cat like reflexes. Did I mention I've been trained in the deadly art of Judo?!?!" 🤨 Ah see em! Keep the chopper steady Floyd!!! I just gotta load my gun real faaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhh........" A good ol' boy country can leave the marines, but you can't take the marines out of the country boy...... "Hello sharriff, my name is Carter. General Carter..." "Well howdy there Greneral!! My names County Sherriff Taylor. What brings you to town this evenin?" "I trained him myself, Sargent Pyle is the best of the best. A real killing machine. Truth is sharriff, I'm not here to protect him from you. I'm here to protect you from him." "I'm ya worst nightmar....SHAAAZAM!!!"😃

[@Truckphucker5000]

Private Pile been real quiet since this dropped

[@liquidbraino]

"What is your major malfunction numb nuts!?"

[@Kevenough]

I feel like even if he started shooting, some would keep laughing. 😂 jk

[@Fit4C]

Put your faith in Jesus for salvation that He died and rose for our sins and be Saved. Jesus loves you.

[@yvngslim]

@@Fit4C amen 🙏

[@CindarelaMan]

Yes me

[@BONELABClipsandMore]

​@@Fit4CAmen

[@criscomorees9079]

​@@Fit4C so did he die twice? Because nobody has seen him since. 🤦

[@lorenzob3400]

The second of silence after him saying, “…….sick of getting bullied!” 😬

[@huhsz]

When they say your PTSD isn’t service related

[@jesnow22]

OK … can we just take a moment to acknowledge that that soldier was seriously workin’ it out!!!

[@dookula]

no because that's the gag. weirdos singing mariah carey are the bullies

[@plantguy902]

That songs name? I agree

[@chriskok7590]

@@plantguy902 fantasy

[@chilledchad]

No no bro I seen it straight off. He was given it, "what if it were me moves"

[@Gyrfalcon312]

I was diggin' it, heck yeah!

[@cowuwu1]

Proof that the camera man never dies

[@Patchkinz]

?

[@ryp1562]

Ah yes the new copy paste comment.

[@GusRokk]

i'm beyond done with this joke

[@KariChapo]

Didnt the camera man die in chronicle 🤔🤔🤔

[@bud920]

​@@GusRokk legit bro this shit is so overused and it's not even funny anymore

[@Impalingthorn]

"I'm sick of getting bullied." "Bruh put down the M240, it's just gonna jam anyways." "Yeah...."

[@jesseincognito.]

First dude was such a vibe

[@angelsantiago9931]

I miss military humor just a bunch of random people enjoying each other’s company 😂😂😂

[@JarlTryggve]

I know what you mean man. Work is nowhere near as fun as when I worked night shift in the military. We use to do the most stupid shit all night. Just a group of people suffering together and making the most out of it.

[@IcecreamForTacos-ej9bl]

​@@JarlTryggveyes just team suffering is what service is like nobody wants to be there but keep signing up

[@JarlTryggve]

@IcecreamForTacos-ej9bl I definitely wanted to be in the service. That's why I did 11 years. But nobody likes sitting through 14 hour days of PowerPoint readiness items or NSI inspections.

[@nakedsnake4248]

@@IcecreamForTacos-ej9bl ur over critical and dont get it apparently

[@Simonhatesall]

Hopeful to enlist soon I fucking hate regular 9-5 give me this any day

[@NWTVCalamity]

The best part is you can tell that bro with the LMG was unsure if the joke was gonna land, then everyone cracked up and a huge smile of relief 😂😂😂😂

[@zohlore]

Not a LMG. Looks like a M240B

[@224L]

⁠@@zohlore so a LMG?

[@zohlore]

@@224L Nah the m240bravo is a regular machine gun not a light machine gun.

[@SNDN_LN]

​@@zohloreyou are smoking pure copium. The M240B 7.62mm is an LMG. The m249 saw 5.56mm is also an LMG. The M-2 .50 Cal is a machine gun.

[@SNDN_LN]

​@@zohlore​You are smoking pure copium. The M240 is an LMG. The m249 saw is also an LMG. The M-2 .50 Cal is a machine gun.

[@Zaxby722]

This is the perfect example of life in the military, it goes from fun, to oh fuck real fast lmao

[@RisingSunEmpireLeaderHiroito]

Armory guy: "Wait, where's the lock?"

[@Stiller_Sturm_Rune]

its all fun and games untill its loadet😂

[@RisingSunEmpireLeaderHiroito]

Armory guy when there's no lock: 💀 Ammo depot guy when there's no lock: 🗿

[@ftwtfml]

It’s something when your boy walks in with a machine gun talking about “I’m sick of being bullied” and you don’t even flinch. This is the life of a US Army Soldier. 😂 Edit: GD 5k likes 👍

[@black-uh1df]

​@Jewlensky Bot no US army personel are in Ukraine, traitor

[@samuellittle1286]

@JewlenskyBotalthough rather hilarious, both comment and screen name are extremely problematic tropes that must be immediately flagged and reported due to my latest 📁 KZbin/Comment/ADL Banned update.

[@MikeBrin96]

@Jewlensky Bot Ukraine are handing russias asses to them just fine without u.s boots on the ground

[@wash360]

​@Jewlensky Bot at least they decided to serve this country

[@mikloridden8276]

@Jewlensky Bot You watch too much KZbin podcasts, get outside and live man. They can bag on us for that commercial but it still won’t matter cuz they’ll be vaporized by our military 😂

[@firstlast9813]

Bro pulled out a SAW 🤣

[@Feyudin]

Yeah that would be ugly

[@Greg..yippee]

It is a m249

[@sturzkampfflugzueg]

​@@Greg..yippeeM249 squad automatic weapon (SAW)

[@veosult9066]

@@Greg..yippee The SAW is an M249. The full name of the M249 is the M249 SAW, or Squad Automatic Weapon.

[@Greg..yippee]

@@veosult9066 srry

[@sipofsunkist9016]

the fact that this man is what enables me to be a free american, just fills me with absolute glee lmao

[@arekusu.]

The song is Fantasy by Mariah Carey in case anyone was looking for it

[@SkibaDeBop86]

😂 "Mental Health isn't a joke!" 😂 Nope, but that's how you get through it. God I miss my bros.

[@gavinclark6891]

facts

[@5n4k3d0rk]

Like Popp says "Sometimes laughing is the only option that lets you keep going."

[@artemisiya1549]

Thank you for your service 🙏🏻

[@josephlittle1752]

They miss you too, reach out. I think I will too

[@TheOnlyDTM]

thank you for your service. take a trip to see them bro you wont regret it

[@jarenteague5189]

“Don’t come to the barracks tomorrow!”😂🤣

[@valitiuga1947]

They live and sleep there so that will be kinda hard 😅

[@glcart-cs5sc]

🤦🏻‍♂️😒😑

[@glcart-cs5sc]

@@valitiuga1947🤦🏻‍♂️😒😒

[@94oddy]

@@valitiuga1947Go on patrol

[@Cub__]

😂😂😂

[@moose8337]

That guy has my humor, I was EO'd in basic.

[@starvinmarvin1200]

Went from 0 to full metal jacket real fast😂😂

[@OwenMiller-pv6yo]

He came in like “Remember, no Russian.”

[@hiimarchi]

underrated comment

[@Mi-imagination]

No one has ever forgotten

[@RealMakarov]

I approve this message

[@elraptorgamer08]

​@@RealMakarov с нами бог

[@sebastianb.3978]

Makarov in MW2 remastered does kinda lool like Putin, if he was 30 to 40 years younger, had better hair, and was able-bodied.

[@kn1ght722]

"The VA has determined that your injuries are not service related."

[@CopeDnD]

*when my dad goes to the VA after having IED shrapnel enter his throat*

[@diego20586able]

"The ARMY feels that the injuries sustained while in service do not qualify for MED BOARD."

[@jurgenvonjessica4656]

The Fort Hood wounded and killed by Hassan. 🤨

[@Warhawk76]

Love to see what young men do when they are in a space where they can really act like the little boys we all are inside without judgement.

[@andrewwillard5625]

Always be worried about the quiet kid with the M249 Saw😂

[@hectatusbreakfastus6106]

I worked with a guy who used to work at a slaughterhouse. One day he went into the shower with a chain saw revving up and chased everyone out of the shower. He had about a hundred or so naked dudes running around the place terrified and he comes out of the shower just laughing. He took the chain off the saw before he did this.

[@Kerz05]

NO WAY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HighCoupDeTat]

Noice

[@imadeyouwaste1.84secondsre6]

"It's just a prank bro" The prank:

[@ethanspaziani1070]

😂😂😂

[@marcedmonson]

Didn’t know there would be showers there

[@Tanakas7]

-"Ramirez, why did you join the army?" -"When I was at home depot..."

[@EvilPaladin11]

​@@majorangleThat's actually a great response!🤣

[@psycholaw4394]

''What are you talking about, you people showed up out of nowhere, kidnaped me then kept screaming my name until I took out half the godamn russian army''

[@tim-thetoolman-taylor]

RAMIREZ! PUSH UP WITH HONEY BAGER

[@tim-thetoolman-taylor]

@@StraightOuttaOuterDark ROACH!

[@lilhavoc04]

​@@tim-thetoolman-taylorRAMIREZ, PROTECT THE BURGER TOWN.

[@klipsaudio]

That PTSD kick in ...the jokes are over

[@RAD-82ndABN]

Ahhhh the Military humor, the hurry up and wait camaraderie is so refreshing? After 29 years now Army retiree since 2013, I missed it so much!!! God Bless these Troopers!!!

[@LiberPater777]

Further proof that there's nothing gayer than a room full of straight men.

[@Clancysway]

it's the army, at least one of them is a bottom

[@m1a2abrams50]

Have you seen our showers? 😂

[@aliasofanalias7448]

Nothing gayer than a room full of straight squaddies*. We all know what happens on R&R, soggy biscuit and all that

[@GItoKeG]

Yessir.

[@SirUncleDolan]

Desert jelly epidemic 08-09

[@JoshuaCastillo6309]

Gotta give props to his comedic timing. Because if I tried that, my deadpan face would make me look serious and I’d get in trouble lol.

[@kitsunelee007]

Same

[@IrithyllSaint]

The camera pans to the doorway before he came through so they were probably expecting it

[@DivineBanana]

They probably know him as the joker

[@charlesdemers1197]

Same

[@shyryTsr2k]

Im a man but have a constant state of RBF. (Resting Bitch Face) lmao

[@The_Car_Pen]

This military humor is why our soldiers keep going. They see the eorst of humanity up close and this is why they keep fighting. Can't wait until I graduate highschool so i can sign up

[@Boxmaterial]

If you don't laugh, you cry... I'm doing both right now 😂🤣

[@TGP-vq4vi]

i love how he was just freehanding the bipod lol

[@mr.miyagi881]

I feel like if Drill sergeant and was there he could be either mad as fuck or just laugh so hard he would die

[@jspur6]

This isn’t in basic training lol, they have unit tabs. Drill would have definitely destroyed them if it was though kol

[@DerexWolfheart]

what drill sergeant?

[@mattmarzula]

English melon farmer. Do you speak it?

[@droopy.9098]

they not in BCT land

[@manhalen7046]

Your drill sgt would have chuckled at a private, in front of other privates?!?!? Where tha f-k did you go to basic at?

[@Croissant-123]

When the Nerdy Kid gets help from the Quite Kid😂

[@emmanuelperez8571]

Dark humor... The best😂

[@TheJokerImpressionist]

As a member of the Army, I can, and will, confirm that there's a 'Pvt. Joker' in all of us when on the Barrack grounds.

[@alexspoof]

Stop gate keeping nerd

[@TheDapperDragon]

Former airman here, same thing on the flight-line.

[@es68951]

But I guess some got a 'Pvt. Pyle' in them

[@user-wacko-usmc]

Makes me miss the fellas even more, live on brothers!! Semper Fi 🇺🇸🫡

[@WestCooly]

You ain’t alone in that brother, ooh-rah!

[@ContentCrewCreator2233]

SEMPER Fi

[@nickbiel5614]

SEMPER FI

[@manhalen7046]

Someone said it perfectly, "I miss being a soldier, I do NOT miss the army".

[@danculbert6349]

The USA is a joke

[@partylike5445]

Oh fuck that was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂 I must have watched this a hundred times I wanna buy him a beer we got the same sense of humor 😂

[@kjax0630]

Ahhhhh.... The camaraderie is something I really do miss. Best laughs I'm my life.

[@Godofchaosdragons]

It’s funny because I had a few Sgt.’s and other Marines come up to me when I was in the Marine Corps say, “Hey you know we were just fucking with you, right? If anything pops off you’ll tell me to stay home right?” Never could escape my school shooter vibe I got from middle school I guess. To this day I still find it hilarious.

[@sloweg3113]

Damn I'm not the only one that got this 💀

[@xgensean]

I got out with my honorable discharge and school shooter Vibe.

[@Godofchaosdragons]

@@xgensean same

[@sloweg3113]

@@Godofchaosdragons it still followed me to my current job

[@Noxthajan]

Everyone says I look pissed off/ready to throw down, just mah neutral face

[@jackham5967]

I’m glad that they are good enough friends that they are able to do stuff like this!

[@JordanWheeler1999]

I mean either way it's fun to joke around!

[@Twenty-Seven]

They're soldiers, dude. They're as close to brothers as can possibly be without blood relation.

[@Redistributable]

​@@JordanWheeler1999 Is it really a joke waving a gun around like this? I don't know about US, but in my country the sergeants will beat the shit out of you for pointing a gun at other people, even if it's not loaded.

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@Redistributable ok karen

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@Redistributable there's no mag in the hoster do idk why you are crying

[@Philliplier]

A quiet kid gone loud 😂

[@DavEstra01]

😂I like dark humor and this nailed it.

[@Uknow_imright]

🎶Hello dark humor, my old friend 🎶🤣🤣🤣

[@Fit4C]

Put your faith in Jesus for salvation that He died and rose for our sins and be Saved. Jesus loves you.

[@papachris8203]

​@@Fit4C dude chill lol, all dude Said was "hello dark humor, my old friend" like bro chillout he's making a joke lol

[@4hyrule247]

@@papachris8203 nah I agree with him

[@OgJusttrippin]

​@@4hyrule247 you bots need to stick together

[@Uknow_imright]

​@@4hyrule247" tell me you've never been in the military, without telling me you've NEVER been in the military!"

[@thatguyjohn1131]

This is morbidly hilarious

[@Army.Mangqosim.1948]

Commander Say: Remember, No Karaoke

[@federalbureauofinvestigati139]

camera man was laughing cause he knew he wasn't gonna die.

[@justanothergrunt9053]

This is how I will explain the army to civilians from now on. 😊

[@geeebuttersnap2433]

Civilians will never understand, coming from a marine, they don’t get our humor and they never will.

[@GrinchXOF]

Get that a man a goddam medal

[@user-co8xx6bo2y]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen 😂😂😂😂

[@CareyOnShipmate]

“You’re chill, man… don’t go to Duty tomorrow”

[@zer0harts]

the bros know how to let the stress out lmao

[@ItsSamHussey]

It was this kind of humour that made military life bearable

[@vantagesinper4681]

Imagine trying to laugh it off and you just start seeing that muzzle flash brightly

[@dontechase5349]

I wasn't gonna die by a quiet kid. ---Frank Woods 2023

[@OdysseyABMS]

bro quiet kid jokes are not funny

[@dontechase5349]

Bro it's a dark humor joke don't take it serious.

[@OdysseyABMS]

@@dontechase5349 calling quiet kid jokes "dark humor" is an insult to every cynical sadist to ever walk the earth have you ever thought about all the suffering entire families went through because their poor baby got murdered in cold blood by some psychotic donglehead who had mommy issues when he was little so he decided to go shoot up a school?

[@NemesisGhost141]

Is that Woods from black ops?

[@scrambledmandible]

​@@OdysseyABMSright, they're hilarious

[@grimoirenoir9916]

Bro became the military quiet kid😂

[@traditionalsalmon2759]

lmao thats funny

[@SakuraKiyoshiNijisanji]

That's every quiet soldier.... Almost everyone and yes were crazy ahh bunch

[@benadams5557]

My all time favorite army clip. I showed it to my wife to explain why i miss the army

[@bryancollins856]

The best jokes are always lined in truth.. mr full metal jacket over there. Pvt Pyle 2.0

[@BrookeKoorey-jb7rq]

I didn’t expect that. Can’t stop laughing, 🤣

[@Quadrenaro]

Plot twist, the guys laughing were the bullies, and he just gave up right then and there.

[@tibora13]

Note:this is the Army.💩

[@bestgradelearning9667]

@@tibora13 we fucking know

[@omphya6229]

@@tibora13 omg no way 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@prestonbranton4186]

I feel like line cooks and enlisted men share such an energy when at work. Mental health at an all time low but these vibes are immaculate

[@gearsofwar07]

It’s called a Squad Assault Weapon cuz you can use it to assault the whole squad

[@frankn5812]

Squad automatic weapon technically, but carry on.

[@younggavi3738]

*Private Pile has entered the chat*

[@callsignsealt5340]

Ladies and gentlemen: the U.S. military

[@justaviewer1723]

Nah, any military ever

[@ciroarmendariz8941]

Its god damn beautiful

[@spectralassassin6030]

Doesn't matter what country you're from. Your military will always act like this.

[@siamihari8717]

Mhm. When other nations sing about the girls back home. We sing about the guy who got tangled up in the perashoot on D-Day

[@vampirekittenlover]

Gotta get the morale up when you can

[@user-jh2ts2eb4q]

Looks like a good brotherhood with the right team.

[@kylelagafuaina5422]

Lmao reminds me of the dan cook special. Kicks the door in, shoves the barrel in your face and whispers, "thanks for the candy." Then leaves 😂

[@jackyl5243]

Bro was about to turn into private pyle

[@gattlencyr929]

This comment didn’t get the attention it deserves

[@desirayelawrence9676]

Lmfao this made my day I’m a veteran and this brings back memory’s lol we used to do shit like this all the time on base just making our own entertainment like a giant family

[@dblackout1107]

Holy shit this would actually throw me for a loop for a millisecond

[@chazzreinhold5008]

That first soldier just finished watching Rush Hour. My man

[@1Twister1]

“Don’t be in the barracks at 1450 tomorrow”

[@moon-lit_nightmares]

correction, don't be in the barracks at 1450 tomorrow.

[@halvorson566]

@@moon-lit_nightmares correction, I meant to tell you that yesterday…my b

[@allrequiredfields]

This comment again

[@1Twister1]

@@allrequiredfields didn’t know there was another one

[@TheIronGabel]

Some of the best moments are in the barracks after the suckiest field conditions

[@holdingboost2024]

sucky

[@trob1173]

Yup. Crappy fx. First night back in the barracks, drunk as hell laughing about how much it sucked.

[@m1a2abrams50]

You know it’s gonna be a hell of a day when your medic starts handing out drip drops like they’re cool aid packets while you’re packing your ruck.

[@holdingboost2024]

@@m1a2abrams50 seems like you kno

[@travis2888]

@@m1a2abrams50 fuckin drip drop bro?!? thats a name I haven't heard in a long time. I'm out here being all bougie with my Liquid IV's in civilian life now. And those are mainly for hangovers lol.

[@tylercolby1426]

When the butter bar has had enough of the enlisties' tom foolery:

[@boogeytime686]

Man had to pull a full metal jacket while everyone was chilling

[@Tragicide]

The school would never let me make these kinda jokes in school.

[@lonelypancake5979]

Try it. Be a rebel 😈

[@KyuRzZz]

Handcuffing adventures.

[@thetruth1859]

Well, there's a big difference between military dark humor in barracks and making a school shooting joke in your school.

[@ButterCoatedToes35]

​@@thetruth1859meh, it's fine bud

[@SoupIsSouppy]

​@@thetruth1859 I agree, in school if your not firing your not funny

[@dirkdiggler4136]

God the amount of trust we put in people everyday.

[@mr.joseph7806]

I was lip syncing and dancing for the guys when it hit the fan. 😂

[@franciscocruz4624]

Ok but can we just acknowledge that dude was getting it before Glasses stole the show?😂

[@ronl9357]

"I'm sick of being bullied!... anyway, no Russian!"

[@power_plushi_emperor97]

Here's your "you tried but is still better than me" medal