MY APARTMENT TOUR (parody)

[@awesomeallie7]

I didn’t quite catch on until you hurt your hand on the garlic. Hilarious!

[@recklessmermaid]

oh my god i didn't catch that ever. i thought she just cut her hand on the knife

[@LivingSoftly]

OMG, NOW I get it😂

[@riobender9644]

@@LivingSoftly omg now I understand

[@CreativeMindsAudio]

it's great going back and realizing it was garlic. so wait why is she out in the daylight? reminds me of if jessica from true blood had too much fairy blood from sookie 😂

[@noemi5937]

The real question is why do they even have garlic and why were they cutting it

[@ReaperUnreal]

Such biting commentary on apartment tours. This one is a classic and can never die.

[@julienolke]

OMG amazing

[@TBStudios91]

The biggest clue was that the apartment was too tidy and clean for a normal human being

[@ltlbuddha]

Normal...Julie Nolke...Normal You clicked on Julie's channel and needed a clue that something wasn't normal? Well, O K...

[@anesupasipanodya]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6u9ip2aaryafsk .

[@JesseDriftwood]

All that evil stuff aside, this is a real nice apartment!

[@julienolke]

lol thanks!! We take the good with the bad..

[@Wingedog]

I bet they would love to have you there for diner

[@cryofpaine]

I mean, orange cabinets are a bit unorthodox, but I wouldn't call it "evil".

[@believers2012]

What do you mean "evil stuff aside" ? That was the best part >:))

[@ddebenedictis]

I'm not following along, sorry. Is it supposed to be evil to store a sewing machine in the guest bedroom?

[@thataaronb]

5:11 Laura scared the hell out of me.

[@frostborne7831]

Lol same!

[@nickyschmidt2814]

me too

[@edlynnrei7942]

OMG Same!!! I actually read this comment beforehand but my heart still literally skipped a beat haha

[@lorisiccia5914]

Reminded me of walking through thecreepy part of a wax museum... and one of the heads in the basket twitches eyes open....ffs you got me

[@creativechaos4955]

Jumpscare omg. hahahaha

[@okeily]

Two bathrooms? Being a murderer pays well.

[@papenfuscharlie5567]

So it may seem...

[@trinityjohnsonmendoza6559]

The correct term is Murderess :)

[@AmericPet]

Well they save a bit each month on groceries and have a roommate that lives under the bed. It helps with costs.

[@boulder394]

AmericPet wdym?

[@AmericPet]

. Noodle. Moon.. If they are vampires they don't have to eat as much so save on groceries. The creature under the bed might pay rent in order to eat guests so that was my guess/joke on how they could afford two bedrooms and an office. 😊

[@ManuelRodriguez-jk8wi]

Amazing detail at 6:30. Her reflection can’t be seen on the lamp. OMG!

[@eileensnow6153]

omg i didn’t even notice! good eye

[@EMILY-xc5ju]

Use can see when she moves to show closet

[@Evanz111]

Wow, great spot!

[@ketaki2355]

Superhuman eye

[@returnoftheromans6726]

I figured it out after they went up the stairs and that wasn't lipstick on her face . . .

[@9622paige]

“The only time I notice it is when you have to carry something heavy upstairs” pans to bloody handprints on the walls “interviewer: like what?” “Oh you know....groceries” 😂😂😂😂

[@MBauer-jp3rs]

Oh right hahah i thought It was lipstick bc im dumb

[@angelagaviria6448]

Well, your humans are technically groceries if you're a vampire.

[@andyme3541]

Oh... I didn't notice that joke when it came up but when you mention it now I'm like... oh wow how did I miss it

[@adey88splace]

groceries....yeah okay

[@SithCats]

I was going to like this comment but it's at 666 so I can't.

[@lizzyleefree1593]

This is disturbing... Who has an apartment that clean when they don't expect guests??

[@lizzyleefree1593]

@Willow Greenwood ok? I think everyone knows that...

[@aryan_bo.x]

@Willow Greenwood and what she said was a joke

[@carlotta1236]

Shouldnt your Apartment be like that when you do stuff like exorcism and eating peoples blood? Cause I always handle like that...

[@timbroski4487]

if you keep it clean it saves you a lot of stress, it helped a lot in my productivity

[@lunalewandowski1623]

I'm sorry, I liked your comment, BUT you have 666 likes right now and I didn't want to destroy that perfection

[@daishapaints]

My heart jumped when they checked under the bed. Oh my gooosh!!!

[@djf8619]

nearly gave me a heart attack.... and I am old .... I could have died.

[@pjninja9546]

I know this was a comedy piece but I legit had goosebumps.

[@TheMiniJunkie]

I lol’ed for real at the pentagram tackle on the floor :D. Holy cow what a beautiful place you have. Although at the end the nerd in me was like ...”but the sun?”

[@julienolke]

haha good catch. Turns out we evolved that trait our of our systems so that we can function in the human world a little more naturally..

[@TheMiniJunkie]

😄

[@cryofpaine]

Depending on what lore you follow, sunlight is varying degrees of harmful. The old Kindred tv series based on the Vampire game from White Wolf had them going out in the sun with just some dark clothes and high SPF sunscreen. Or you could go with the Twilight vampires - sunlight just makes them sparkle.

[@HHuddle23]

The MiniJunkie I was thinking the same thing with the sun! I'm sure they have tinted windows to keep all dangerous lighting out.🤣😂🤣

[@drkrishnap]

SPF 200

[@Yetipfote]

Wow! This woman really has a lot of hobbies! :O painting, photography, drinking blood from strangers, hiking, making funny videos! Way to go!!

[@Fubie]

Women CAN have it all!

[@ImAlsoMerobiba]

What was that middle one?

[@NateOBrien]

Glad I stumbled upon your channel!!

[@keziahewitt7117]

Same

[@HaloManTheSpider]

We're all accomplices 😎

[@raccoon351]

She is actually growing and branching out as a content creator

[@Macho_Fantastico]

Murders a random civilian. "That's for a video we're making" Gets away with murder.

[@callumtait4793]

Searches what the most painful way to die is. "Oh I'm a writer." Gets away with murder.

[@anesupasipanodya]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6u9ip2aaryafsk .

[@darude1420]

Who else wanted to see the closest of ropes and tarps? 😂

[@Evanz111]

Me!

[@user-cj9vi9or5o]

I just now realized that it's not lipstick...

[@anthonyreed3682]

Me too

[@wavingdragon]

And I just naively thought that Sam was putting back pants on, and a girl was "hiding" under a blanket.

[@LindsayDaly]

lmao Laura under the bed was unreal. But also that apartment is BEAUTIFUL? Props to Sam for making that table.

[@julienolke]

thank you so much! Also Sam says thank you!

[@HHuddle23]

Lindsay Daly Right, Sam did an amazing job on that table! I'm impressed, maybe later there will be a Sam furniture line 😉😉😉 Furniture line: Peckable... Feeling Sam... Wood Peckish... Feeling Woodish (or leave "ish" of for a risky name... Might be taken from the adult toy section 🤣😂🤣)

[@dgw6448]

I don’t know anyone in Toronto who can afford an apartment like this. Must be making a killing on KZbin ...

[@davinderc]

and?

[@dgw6448]

@@davinderc And what ? Write a response if you want to engage.

[@Artiej0hn0]

@Kenneth Hymes Excellent. Could you cite Fun Fact#1, please? Thx.

[@kitastoi8268]

'killing' on youtube hahaha love the pun!

[@davinderc]

@@dgw6448 you haven't said anything except imply that you're not making enough money to live in Toronto and are upset that someone who isn't you is. grow up dude, if you want it, live your dream and quit whining.

[@ReuboHarris]

Whoa, that ending though. Didn't see that coming. Lmao!!

[@julienolke]

surprise!

[@anesupasipanodya]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6u9ip2aaryafsk ...

[@MillaExplores]

Omg this was so funny 🤣 but seriously that last jump scared me 😂

[@catharine5663]

Me too!

[@ecopennylife]

Nice apartment - who else jumped at the ending ?

[@djf8619]

nearly gave me a heart attack. and I am old..... I could have died.

[@Sugabug75]

*raising my hand*

[@RoxieRedwood]

@@djf8619 bahaha me too

[@excessorizeme]

So good.

[@feralfeline2885]

Love your channel!

[@tripuravosuri7845]

watching the video a second tome made me appreciate it SO MUCH. the red “lipstick” at the start, the garlic, the blood. it was subtle but BEAUTIFUL. definitely subscribing.

[@fredislol1]

Man I'm so glad I found this channel, actual gold!

[@joeygibson6867]

SHE HAD A BODY LOCKED IN THE CLOSET?!?! That’s not how I would have done it

[@joeygibson6867]

Derek Hottenstein simple. I would use Julie’s friend’s plan and feed him to tigers. It worked for Carole Baskins, right?

[@joeygibson6867]

Derek Hottenstein that’s a great plan. Or, if you want it to be super inconspicuous, I would just talk them into a career path with a high mortality rate like a lumberjack or a miner and simply wait for the inevitable. It wouldn’t even technically be murder

[@mrlaforgephysics]

You deserve a lot more credit for this call back to a previous video.

[@Wouldntyouliketoknow1111]

😂

[@emmat.6622]

Dare I ask?

[@987goldstaralbum]

I just realized she said “food prop stuff” cuz they don’t eat off of dishes 🤣🤣

[@hiimcrazyfordrwho]

I love how carefully the camera was positioned to not show the bathroom mirror

[@mxrcvrii]

julie’s a vampire, periodt, we stan.

[@captntorch]

You are amazing! I have only been watching for s few days (in April 2020), and have seen a mix of current and older videos. They all attest to your clever humor and keen use of both timing, verbiage, and facial expressions. Yep. I am a fan! Thanks!!!

[@CJ_102]

If you were a bit older I would just assume Laura was the average teenage kid. They find inventive ways to maximise sleep.

[@something8245]

I dont think im alone when i say im getting MAJOR "what we do in the shadows" vibes from this.

[@jesseseifert7995]

I was looking for this comment

[@Cc-zs5yy]

This reminds me of Like a Vogue interview. Super funny 😂😂😂♥️

[@louissivo9660]

After watching your content for the past 2 years it's fun to watch your older stuff. In this case, great to see where all the magic happens. You say apartment, I say "Julie's soundstage." :-)

[@paulweston8408]

Anymore the stuff like this on KZbin are so good that I honestly spend at least 75% of my time watching entertainment on videos like this. Between you, Ryan George, Tom Grossi, Minty, Brian Zane and to many more to mention I'm never bored. Thanks for the great work

[@orlandoarroyo9314]

The acting is great, but also is the writing, editing and sound!!

[@ctcentralinfo]

If you're a vampire, why would you be cutting up and cooking with garlic?

[@NOONE-rj1ug]

That's why when she touched it she she jumped back and said ouch..

[@ctcentralinfo]

@@NOONE-rj1ug The garlic was partly cut up, and a knife was out...which means at some point she was cutting it.

[@NOONE-rj1ug]

Eh, ok.

[@benfloyd1461]

@@NOONE-rj1ug ohhhhh. i get it now

[@nataliemunoz8600]

Maybe someone else was cooking with garlic.

[@thisismylife695]

This is the best apartment tour I've ever seen! It served its purpose - shows us the apartment and it is also funny. Great job, you get a new subscriber! ♥

[@SwastikDwibedy0608]

Oh.. so I've been watching a vampire all this time? :P Which blood group do you prefer? Mine is O+ is that okay? :P Jokes apart! Seriously.. You're amazing! I love your parodies! XD

[@julienolke]

O-... you're lucky..

[@JamesCPotter13]

I'm B+, and my mom is B-, so she nearly killed me during the pregnancy, so I guess I'm resilient.

[@milhousevanhoutan9235]

@@julienolke oh fuck..... I already have to run away from the blood donation people! Now actual vampires?!

[@9t9redballoons]

I held back on watching this one for a while a because I was like, "Okay but how funny can you make a Cribs spoof." I was greatly mistaken.

[@EmperorRahem]

kinda figured you were a vampire. You have never aged.

[@HippieHousewife]

Ooohhh you are so clever! The drip on the lip at the front door...the garlic, hex symbol in the living room etc. 🤣😂🤣 LOVE IT!.. Super creative and imaginative. New subscriber by the way 🥰. Very talented you are Julie. 😉

[@PaulSyng]

I can’t stop watching your videos!!! The characters, the writing and acting are boing-boing! LOL

[@KOZMOGRAFX]

I watched this yesterday. Only today, while making lunch... and crushing garlic... did I realize the foreshadowing brilliance of 3:54.

[@moonequalist]

Haha so hilarious. I loved that you started talking about the table and said your boyfriend Sam made it and that you loved that couch 🤣I know it was a simple mistake but I was cracking up. You're awesome and I love your comedy everything about you ☺️☺️

[@Leo-jd4ps]

😂😂😂so fumny ..had to laugh sooo hard at the pentagram reaction 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love your parodies

[@kristir1262]

I love this!! I had no idea who she _really_ was! I've only seen mirror Julie's videos 😂. This channel is gold

[@EamonWill]

That's legit a gorgeous apartment! Girl under the bed freaked me out though, lol.

[@sungod9797]

I saw that ending coming and it still jumpscared me lol Even changed into the fake teeth lol

[@djsosonut]

Hehe..Sam's reaction at 2:31 was perfection. This would fit perfectly into the What We Do In The Shadows universe. I'd think he was your Reinfield.

[@DebiparnaChakraborty]

I was thinking about What We Do In The Shadows too. Nice to meet a fellow fan

[@djsosonut]

@@DebiparnaChakraborty Ditto. And when I wrote this I didn't know that the show was back on the air. I'm in the middle of a nice binge as we speak.

[@MoviesMoveMe]

The head under the bed scared the SHIT out of me!!! ****cracking up emoji**** LOVE your videos Julie!!! You're hilarious and you inspire me more than you could imagine. Keep being you and keep doing what you're doing! :D

[@MoviesMoveMe]

And you got me at the end too!! Bahaha I can't.

[@snackbarqueen]

I love Sam’ s look of utter panic lol 😂 great video ❤

[@spudnikca8959]

1:12 "only time i notice it now is when you're carrying something really heavy upstairs....groceries." lmao. had to watch it twice.

[@nikita__8273]

3rd or 4th time watching this and I FINALLY realised she is a vampire! W-f brain!

[@ThePsychoMessiah]

I just love the way she says "house" "out" and "about" 😍

[@Hannahhcamillle]

Dying at super secret project that we wanna show you but just can't 🤣🤣🤣

[@ubbeus]

Hannah Truesdale yes, she was, in the bag.

[@dariadaniellemusic]

Julie: It'll be out this summer Me: Um but it'll smell by then

[@barchingmoi3770]

yo these are sum quality ass vidss, u need more recognitionn

[@little.lights.media.2022]

I have never been successfully jump scared twice in the space of 7 minutes! Nearly split tea on my laptop haha :)

[@ImtheRNDirtyDan]

I was expecting a chest freezer with the leg from one of your older vids! Loved it 😆😆

[@julienolke]

ooh good throw back!

[@sarlotaemahorackova3852]

I love your work. It's so great to take a break and watch some of it. It is always making me laugh and I really appreciate that they are long enough to just watch and relax with. I am looking forward for the exam period because then I will be subscriber number one! :D Stay safe and greetings from Czech republic. :)

[@Kveldrunari]

I legit flinched when they looked under the bed lol

[@WordsAndWhimsy]

LOL As soon as I saw the "lipstick" smudge, my brain screamed, "BODY!" I need to watch fewer crime shows...

[@WorldBeater123]

Sure you did

[@marcelovsborges]

That pentagram on the floor was the best! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kalamatajane]

That bed is very well made. You could bounce a penny off of it. It’s almost as though that bed never gets slept in.

[@Rufnek2014]

LOL. I had no idea what this was when I started watching...wasn't sure which direction you were going....until about 1/2 way in. LOL

[@ninituedon5504]

Gosh...I found this lady through watching Ryan George's videos and I absolutely love her. Brilliant stuff 😄😄😄

[@callmearc]

The small details that make sense in the end... Love that.

[@GhostChild191]

Every time I think I know what's going on, this video takes a weirder and weirder turn

[@AnelorGalor]

Was a great idea to lay so many breadcrumbs and so well-placed too. - stains in stairwell for live stock transport - hiding under a blanket cause sun - garlic - needing foundation cause being pale - blood in bathtub - hiding under a bed - robes n stuff :) but i didnt figure out why the pentagram or the ice hand.

[@MarkHoltze]

Love the ending and the fact you didn't HISS! lol. I'm no longer feeling peckish as I just ate, thank you for that! now...BACK TO WORK!

[@StumpyJoeTV]

Yay! This was the 1st Julie vid I ever watched.

[@Mushroom321-]

Nice flamingo sheets, vampire! I was nervous the whole way through! Great job! A mini ,creepy Mystery!😲

[@alevensalor]

I saw the fangs, still got a jump scare. I'm loving your vids, came from Ryan George's page and now I'm subbed. thumbs-up-emoji!

[@emanfatima6620]

HAHAHA. I was surprised when you said you doing an apartment your on Snapchat but I get it now. Should have known. Loved it.

[@julienolke]

always keeping you on your toes

[@ariesleorising9421]

Combining my love of horror with my love of apartment tours! It’s a win win! 😛😉

[@jell._.y]

GOLD i love her content so much

[@jfr7160]

Hahaha!! My mouth was open at the end and all laughs! Your home is so beautiful! I love the new stuff and how some bodies just never leave!

[@julienolke]

thank you so much! Yes we all have skeletons in our closets...

[@happym.4644]

I just found your channel and I'm way too deep 😂😂😂in videos and laughter

[@michaelgrumbach4896]

You are FUCKING INSANE!!!🤣 Love your videos! Thanks so much for the lols. Keep'em coming!🤣

[@johnwalker1058]

At first, I thought the gag would be that the home tour influencer was secretly a serial killer, but I didn't start to think vampire until the scene in the kitchen with the garlic.

[@FoodandFrolic]

I love ALL your videos! I hate to point it out but your camera lens has a tiny spot, I noticed that in my latest video too while editing. Can be easily cleaned with a camera lens wipe.

[@Aurriel]

Gosh! Those jump scares!!!

[@zixiong681]

Oh my god loved this video... I can't handle anything scary so every thing in that apartment was kinda threatening... and the last part. Also the lady in the closet. X( I did not know what I was getting into there. otherwise great vid. :)

[@emmaedwards8468]

That was so funny with all the body and blood! It was funny!

[@brianowen4210]

Apologies for being a bit late to watch from the drop. I see that the numbers are climbing. Congrats! Great work again. Funny premise. Post it as a part of an AirBnB listing and see what happens! All you needed was to be having breakfast at the end; stabbing a box of Cheerios ... you know, cereal killer! Product placement too funny, props to EQ3; Hey, The Bay time to pay!

[@bowdiddly6172]

Ok, I stumbled across your channel and I am so glad that I watched that first video! You do a great job both acting and production value of the videos. Keep up the awesome work, I've got a lot of videos to catch up on! BTW, yes, I subscribed.

[@RedWanheda]

Oh shit... I jumped at the end. Good one!

[@Megadevilsman]

HOLY SHIT!!!! I have the same exact picture of that goalie over my bed!!! SWEET!!! Love the channel great work!

[@taitruppert3613]

Ok...I've watched so many of your videos now and I could comment on every one. Or rather, validate every one. Your writing and acting and directing are just so darn fantastic! The videos are so creative and so artful and such brilliant comedy!! And I know...I'm rather late to the party on this having just discovered you the other day. I'll try to temper my enthusiasm but I just have to say you are really, really fun!! Thank you!!!

[@nomadic.a9004]

What a weirdo vampire! And the last thing just got me jumping off my bed

[@danloyer6241]

This really good and funny video, as per other Videos you mentioned you live in Toronto, ON that's very big and a nice apt.

[@saurabh8668]

Unless you count the first two signs of Dracula apocalypse that appeared during the course of the day

[@mahadiqbal3917]

0:28 it's okay I'm a messy eater too

[@Runner656]

That apartment is awesome. And I am totally here for the Honest Eds signs!!

[@jilfina]

Wait a minute... Was the July secret project a cover story? Oh man!

[@julienolke]

lol there's no secret project.. it was a victim

[@GopaiCheems]

Oh so you entered the "hot young vampire" market too. Maybe a little late to the trend, but ok works

[@purplepeopleeater2145]

I legit had a heart attack at the end of the video😂

[@hrgirl26]

LOL Julie's a cannibalistic vampire. love it!