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Episode 4 of The Shop
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[@sheepleslayer586]

Gotta do something about those loud ass BLEEEPS* guys.. Too loud. Funny upload all the same. Too poor to pay, but I liked the video and will recommend it to people I know.. but, they poor as fuq too.. my life is sad..

[@IffyEdem]

“How to impress black people” 😂😂

[@HarveyArmy]

it be like that

[@ZayTheSailor]

Ikr

[@jjcoola998]

And yet, no answers 😤💺🫡

[@HarveyArmy]

@@jjcoola998 One answer, Free Chicken and a COD lobby sesh on your console.

[@imjusteyex]

@@HarveyArmy Naa g that’s just Americans

[@joeclaridy]

The way Dean got handled by his "wife" was painfull and hilarious at the same time.

[@Willysmb44]

OH DEAR GOD, I saw this exact scenario countless times in the Army. Only in the military can a straight guy routinely think (or say out loud) to himself, "Man, he could do SO much better than her!"

[@gregviews]

Lmao Dean got straight up hoed

[@gregoryestep6713]

Every unit has a dean man

[@kelseymason2503]

The 2 finger typing got me 😆 Just like how my dad types… watching a badass Vietnam marine vet (‘69) giving his all in each little letter typed is adorable 🤣

[@globaladdict]

So your dad being in Nam in 69, is that how you came to be? It sounds like an epic story

[@MrLandslide84]

@@globaladdict TF? lol. You can fuck after the military ya know.

[@aw2584]

​@@globaladdictyes his surname is Nguyen

[@jasonzimmerman288]

This gives of "the Office Vibe" for vets.. love it

[@rc59191]

Lol pretty sure that was intended.

[@trooprm317]

Was just thinking this too lol

[@TheSpaniard]

No shit Sherlock, that was the point 😂

[@1erinjames]

Could you make the cuss beep even louder? With headphones, i am still able to barely hear after a show.

[@hank1036]

Now you can claim Tinnitus as a disability.

[@Saanonymous80]

You're welcome 😊

[@Slainte.Mactire]

Y’all are a bunch of Sally’s

[@TheMarioMen1]

It’s loud for veterans with years of hearing loss lmao 😂

[@1erinjames]

@@TheMarioMen1 lol. That BEEEEEEP is super charged loud!! Its tolerable on occasion but ridiculous when on repeat. I say just let the words fly!!

[@xvoltagemonky1925]

“Alright everyone, sit back and let the dean machine show you how’s its f*ckin done” LOVE IT just like the old days 😂

[@JLeYang]

Netflix's Space Force should have been written by you guys.

[@INDAMOMENTFilms]

Bro I'm watching space force right now while I just saw this comment just now, watta coincidence!!!

[@kadenvolan3557]

That means you chose to watch this over actively watching Space Force and that says everything you need to know.

[@sharkoftheskies3256]

@@kadenvolan3557 space force was great. Written by steve carrel it was a fantastic show.

[@Pepe_Le_Pew_Pew]

@@sharkoftheskies3256 naw it was pretty bad. Lol

[@sharkoftheskies3256]

@@Pepe_Le_Pew_Pew naw it was good no cap bruh

[@pewstickarsenal4624]

An inside look as to why you couldn't ever get shit fixed at finance...

[@citricdemon]

LOL

[@XOAspen]

Seriously

[@williamstone1536]

"You about to be a broke b*tch." Lmaoooooo! Canadian here; don't know much about the US Army, but this is some of the funniest stuff I've seen in ages, lol. Definitely going to watch more!

[@clough211]

The fact he's using ask is the best part, also Tammy working as an actor wearing her tammy shirt is the best

[@the3rdid485]

That poor captain is trying to hold the whole army together by herself and she's losing that battle haha.

[@twistedt3727]

Bro this shit is so accurate

[@MrDoesntUpload001]

Facts but don’t say it out loud might offend someone or catch a SHARP case 😂

[@Nope-ik8wv]

You got no idea bro

[@twistedt3727]

@@MrDoesntUpload001 👀🤣

[@murasakiiro447]

@@MrDoesntUpload001 As a SHARP rep I can confirm that it's much worse than this. Let that sink in lol

[@projectvetwerx9560]

@@murasakiiro447 What do you mean?

[@icarustheother8591]

Thank you for your service everyone...

[@rhysstanley7387]

thanks I work at domino's

[@godsm3dic577]

@@rhysstanley7387 than thank u specifically! Without ur service we wouldn’t have decent pizza

[@PotatoLover66]

4:15 the dude failing to jump up in the background killed me.

[@hefeibao]

IKR? It's those little details that make the show feel real.

[@erikmalm6425]

Thank you.

[@almohvn33]

Man, that female CPT... SPOT ON! Love her...

[@BryonLetterman]

Dean is the walking embodiment of the E4 mafia

[@MetalzxAngel]

It's like the office but military clerks 🤣

[@ZRN1986]

E-1 to E-4 best ranks in the army by far! Lol

[@DocM.]

19:15 I wasn't ready for The Deer Hunter reference 😂😂😂 *MAO!*

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

I love how this show is barely satire.

[@thomascrum185]

I would love to see an episode where they go TDY, that's where things get interesting! Love it

[@TetsuyaOzai]

Felt so sorry for Kowalski too, he and Lammers were hitting it off too. Like he was impressing the crap out of her but he has zero idea of what is and isn't appropriate that it is just comedy gold.

[@hefeibao]

It's really easy to laugh at him, but the actor plays Kowalski does so flawlessly. My heart aches as I remember dudes like that back in the day. However...poor young bucks, even *I* knew back when I was a SP4 that Foxx was the admin you wanted to make friends with. Soldiers like McKenzie was the one to avoid at all costs. Toxic!

[@101-reaganb2]

Tammy said: babe? WTF you mean babe 😂 fucking love her

[@sexualobster7975]

Goosebumps is very well written literature

[@joshhardy5646]

Bro you got to choose your route the books take you! How fucking cool was that? I read them shits twice and got to claim 2 books for my Pizza Hut personal pan pizza!

[@cygnusx-3106]

it's painful how close this is to reality

[@borregoayudando1481]

playing polish roulette in the dorms to reinact deer hunter?

[@westonadams7135]

Deer hunter reenactment with a semi auto pistol had me rolling! MAO!!

[@PencilProper]

Not saying Rose Guess didn't do a good job but Sascha Grey would be perfect for this role.

[@samuelmontypython8381]

Can you imagine Vet TV getting into actual porn production 😂 Might be my proudest fap

[@ongogablogian1876]

@@samuelmontypython8381 The military already covertly runs p*rn production.

[@richardwalton3406]

@@samuelmontypython8381 à

[@mandelorean6243]

@@richardwalton3406 b

[@Luca_Lorenzo]

This is like a far better version of the Office

[@hefeibao]

Totally.

[@cobraheli8444]

this is like the office i got 5 mins 40 secs before learning that

[@vampireunangel6261]

As a black veteran i cant stop laughing at the 1st 3 seconds lol

[@dannymiller3905]

10:12 stop it that's so bad it's too good 🤣🤣🤣

[@dennissvitak5475]

1974. I was a young Air Force Airmen. I worked with a Senior Master Sergeant Luigi, a BEAUTIFUL woman, in her early 30's. It took her 14 years to make E-8. She was absolutely dumb as a stump....and at the time, was dating the Wing Commander (seriously against the UCMJ). She made Chief a couple of years later.

[@apimyfriend]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[@uniqmusiq88]

14 yrs to make E8 is good af. USN

[@dennissvitak5475]

@@uniqmusiq88 - Yep. She was about 32-33, and SMOKING. It wasn't unheard of for her to invite a young airman to her place for dinner, and then take care of her lady business. I was terrified of her.

[@SectorSos]

This is great 👍 Thank you VET tv. This had me rolling. POG life at it's finest 😝

[@blakeys_bs1252]

The 2003 Army welcomed me to the team in a different way. I was literally beating my face and screaming I wish a was a Ranger within the first 10 minutes at Battalion.

[@MH-nc5jd]

.. I needed that hug when I found out jiffy peanut butter never existed..

[@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190]

😢😢😢

[@RsRj-qd2cg]

This should be on TV but I don't think standards and practices would allow it in 2021. Maybe on HBO.

[@hankiewilliams8322]

That DOD shit had me dying hahaha

[@JUL-ASH]

Guns in the barracks huh lol 😂

[@hefeibao]

Not sure how it is today, but back in the 80s/90s not so uncommon. That's why a good LT will specifically call this out (e.g. no weapons in rooms) prior to when an inspection about to be made. Mad scramble from the barracks to the POVs typically ensues.

[@cletus2199]

This is why my leave form keeps getting lost

[@romansmirnov961]

The two finger typing is so accurate 😂

[@michaelw2263]

Seems pretty accurate for a day at the 82nd

[@itsthorondil7608]

When this gets monetized without issue but not literally ANY family friendly gun content...

[@karpooooff]

SGT Cortez has her in his contacts as "KEN-Z SMASH". buhahahaha lmao

[@rondavis6662]

Corn nuts was part of my food group

[@gousgous7734]

Dude those loud ass beeps are giving me tinnitus

[@MrSpudz2]

That’s why we need those 3M earplugs…

[@abigailh8730]

17:40 had me weak 😂

[@tastefulsubstance]

Same😭😭😭😭

[@ystconnection]

She was eye banging him pretty hard in ep.1

[@LFOD1776]

This was so good.

[@Ryan-nq6ck]

The deer hunter reference at the end was fucking hilarious MOW

[@chrisw7464]

McKenzie gonna be SMA by year 10 at this rate

[@sidneyoutlaw39]

Should get Gary Owens on one episode, even tho he was Navy, would be get to have someone who's a vet and someone who is a celebrity

[@hpgdawnpatrol9456]

Whats funny is how real this is

[@201Munoz]

Haha man I was at Golden Coral and me and the meat cutter guy tried not to laugh when he was cutting my sausage.

[@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190]

BRO 😂😂😂😂

[@rayman-wt6sf]

B******t! Too many people remember Shazaam for it to not exist. I refuse to believe that it didn't exist.

[@HarryGoulding]

I remember it. It was with Sinbad. Though I thought it was Kazaam or so

[@majorhawker4776]

I am in love with Rachel Alig.

[@jimfrank4021]

Bring it - We need a great “Oki Stage” episode or at least a color commentary for it. I almost spit out my water when they said all of the Infantry is “gay”, BTW great tag line I’m stealing that one. Semper Fi. Contact me if you need help writing lines.

[@Giggity1080]

The SINBAD reference had me 💀😂

[@mikkat8613]

3:31 me every day of my life

[@Saanonymous80]

Goosebumps 🤣🤣

[@daffidkane8350]

One night during on training on Salisbury Plains a cadet started to cry for his mother. The training officer was at a loss so he jumped into the trench and gave him a hug! It was so embarrassing. I guess these days it’s par for the course.

[@OVERLORD583]

Amazing deer hunter reference.

[@meenism]

Why does Lammers always talk like she's reading from a script all the time? Lol

[@rondavis6662]

I would love to know how none veterans think about these videos. I think they are hilarious. I knew some wives JUST LIKE THAT.

[@VETTvchannel]

We've got a few civilians that enjoy our stuff. They don't always get it, but they like it either way

[@juanantoniocruz2937]

I dont know half the shit thats going on, but shits funny to me

[@rondavis6662]

@@VETTvchannel we use to make our CO crazy when did racist jokes to each all day.

[@carlinbrumback8931]

I've no idea.Unfortunately was Airborne Infantry.LOL

[@brandonbarhydt]

I am quite mystified at this revelation

[@Zenzo308]

Shazam existed, I know who tf Shaq is.

[@ezrascarlet5935]

Na bruh. It's hard I know bruh. But you gotta fave reality at some point man. It was Shaq

[@porscheseverywhere]

Dean looks like Thad Castle. Has he ever been to Bosnia?

[@icarustheother8591]

Active duty or Nothing...

[@icarustheother8591]

Outstanding!!!🥰🦪🛸

[@laviishson7438]

bleep, bleep, bleep, ohhh and wait another BLEEEPPPP!!!!!

[@evilbred974]

Yeah this is the kind of low performing dream team that I remember from my time. Come to think of it, seems like every team I was on was low performing, weird coincidence!

[@andrewamaya3404]

Did anyone notice their neck structure on the first two women? Absolute beast apparently 😂

[@Jay_Sori]

This is hilarious af

[@glennsmetaniuk2590]

I dunno how this ended up in my recommended but I had some good laughs

[@gregoryestep6713]

I love this Shit I’ve lost count how many times I’ve seen these role at every unit

[@Willysmb44]

At 5:04, is it just me, or does this look like she's doing an imitation of Annie from "Community"? Same mannerisms and facial expressions. She even looks like her

[@zilch7116]

I love these so much 😂😂😂😂

[@kevdavis6071]

Sharing rooms? our barracks was like a 2 bedroom apartment with a shared bathroom and kitchen

[@arrowheadwaterbottle6815]

Shared rooms still exist man be glad you didn't experience them 😂

[@bermanmo6237]

Like my housing in graduate school. Better than a dorm where you had to share a room with someone else and the bathroom with the whole floor. At least I can cook my food on a stove, ironically no microwave. University housing food was rather bland and got boring after a while.

[@billlawrence8520]

Wheels up, rings off.

[@Derail07]

@1:19 lmao

[@manuelpelayo7730]

McKenzie and Foxx look related.

[@mandelorean6243]

Wtf R.l. stein > Stephen king goose bumps for life! ...wait, not what I meant.

[@billlawrence8520]

What goes on TDY, stays on TDY.

[@macNcheese-we6de]

I just got out. I would love to be on this program 😩

[@OneEyedRascal]

The capt reminds me of my mti in basic

[@carlhursh505]

I had a female who tried to suck up to me. I told her that her time would come when it was her time. Don’t talk to a female behind closed door, or in private!

[@bermanmo6237]

Sounds like any workplace.

[@MrLandslide84]

Goottaaaa stay sttrrronnnng buddy. LMAO

[@googlemademe]

Loooool TAMMY!!!

[@lcjr7807]

Cortez is the only normal one

[@kotahurt]

I know McKenzie handled snakes lol, she hot

[@jackwallace9334]

Is it bad at 17:45 at this moment I truely believe some commission officer had to do that for the enlisted dude that was tripping

[@joe18425]

Why do I like this and I aint a vet ? 👁👄👁🍿🍿

[@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190]

Come join us... Its still fun 😂

[@smollgar]

Foxx is by far the best actor and character in these besides of course Donny.

[@Jmoth792]

Foxx looks and acts like Annie from Community but 20 years later.

[@StormySky48]

0:52 "this shop is gonna be skate af" ... translation?

[@DrunkBucet]

This shop is going to be easy as fuck to work at.

[@christopherpalace4838]

Except for the fact that " Skate" is a Marine term, we in the army used " Sham".

[@crazymonkey9719]

This is great, I hope the woke crowd never discovers this and ruins it.

[@christianeasley767]

I am mystified of this revelation!!!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!! ❤😮❤

[@thenadonation2664]

She makes the perfect dependa.

[@usa-roy-al-lorde-star-zack4518]

The guy with blue eyes is an Alien. Square jaw.

[@0hn0haha]

You gotta stay strooooong little buddy