Feminist Pirate Chantey - Key & Peele

Pirates break out into a chantey and trade swashbuckling stories about women they’ve encountered.
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[@trainwreck237]

_2 men were severely harmed in the making of this chantey_

[@oscard.lisboa6105]

it was for the good of the crew

[@trainwreck237]

ali bazzi o sheet

[@mrsbigmamayas3765]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@batmeme9349]

@ali bazzi what's wrong about assuming?

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

SEA SHANTIES...yo

[@billyeveryteen7328]

Fun fact: pirate captains during the 17th and 18th century were very much against rape. Captain John Phillip's Pirate Code punished any crew member found guilty of rape with death.

[@Yanuu]

I doubt that

[@patrickbuerke1390]

@@vicic6340 Vikings took slaves

[@softenbysam]

@@vicic6340 Not entirely accurate my dude

[@sylph8005]

@@vicic6340 We're not talking about vikings.

[@ocularisabyssus9628]

You're right, that is fun! : ))

[@nunz5998]

Can we appreciate the part where he starts to sing “there was a lady with a golden eye” he’s a good singer

[@hdna33]

Will sasso

[@kevincastner4541]

I was NOT expecting Will Sasso to pop out. Brilliant throwback to their MadTv days together 👏 👏

[@shitbox_sommelier]

@@hdna33 Is that really him?

[@itsaverage9042]

Same my favorite part

[@kevincastner4541]

@@shitbox_sommelier 100%

[@Caio.Aguiar]

But the scariest part of the sketch from the start is i bet you assumed the captain was a man!

[@aureliemawete552]

😄😄😄

[@aithi2694]

Your comment needs 1k 👍!

[@LiteralCowboy]

I just automatically assume anyone with a funny hat is the captain.

[@rayenaouadi3190]

Ill be real it didn't dawn on me that these were all pirates from the same ship. I thought it was just a random ass pub and didn't expect a captain to appear

[@panicwithcompulsion]

The scariest part is that there are people thinking about some unmentioned captain instead of enjoying this gem for the treasure it is >:0!

[@LtLemonade]

2:46 the one guy who doesn’t read the discord server rules

[@jakeob5884]

Jordan G lmao

[@murphywallace9336]

Jordan G LOL

[@trev9168]

Failed rp

[@namecomingsoon9517]

Hello Alastor I love finding Hazbin fans in random places on the internet

[@thewizard7396]

Hazbin sux.

[@danielalviar1255]

it's obvious this is the original Pirates Of The Caribbean

[@omiisent]

Thats gotta be the best damn pirate ive ever seen

[@icemanjr.5819]

Daniel Alviar Wait are you saying there are people who dont know!?

[@shuriironheart4522]

Mcu is for babies

[@sandyclark89]

It is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@avaroman6721]

The pirate who took out the knife was the best singer

[@foki92]

I wish there was a whole movie about these polite pirates

[@thetruedodoking4518]

They storm ships who r racist and Anti feminist

[@yasirm.k.61]

These pirates are not polite .... They are decent individuals

[@mikemurphey7218]

Yes these pirates are very respectful especially with the threat of death from the captain arr

[@jimmyredd]

The pirates are not "polite". They're living in fear. They are forced to abandon their freedoms and act against their very nature by the threat of an oppressive, overractionarry force that will not abide any differing opinion. Voicing their true opinions results in their murder. It's baffling how so few people see this sketch as the scathing send-up of feminist cancel culture it really is. jk... ?(!)

[@sheepketchup9059]

@@jimmyredd if they need to be forced into social/cultural progression then that's on them.

[@amediumhorse]

First Verse: Silence does not mean consent Second Verse: Take care of your lady Third Verse: My body, my choice Bridge: Don’t treat woman like objects Fourth Verse: Woman are just as qualified as men Fifth Verse: TIG OL BIDDIES

[@manicseacucumbers4194]

A Tiny Horse I think you mean some serious hungalabongas

[@craigtheporcupine3449]

except abortion is fucked

[@JannikSohn]

@@craigtheporcupine3449 yeah well usually fucking predates abortion...but whats the point here?😂

[@craigtheporcupine3449]

@@JannikSohn Well a life is a life and murder is murder.

[@JannikSohn]

@@craigtheporcupine3449 so youre a vegan?

[@mightyavi]

Whoever came up with this idea must be freaking genius. Never in my dreams I imagined that I'd listen bunch of dirty pirate sing about women empowerment . 😂

[@aljosap8445]

It would be so cool to have some serious lyrics to this banger

[@yednekachewgeremew1886]

it also shows logical base for their act.and belief of pirates at time .sense is perfect

[@codafett]

Maybe on Mary Reeds' ship.

[@CapperCritic]

Ik this comment is old but they were singing a sarcastic innuendo about how feminists think everything is about them or how certain things offend them

[@AmberAmber]

@@CapperCritic Nope. Both K&P are Angela Davis Fans. They're down with intersectional feminism & its ties to breaking down racial & gender constructs- particularly as in how its tied to greed & false hierarchies.

[@noahsherwood2445]

I don’t get why the deleted this scene from Pirates of the Caribbean?

[@occinana]

This is not from the pirates of carribean

[@AbuNimranBiH]

@@occinana no shit sherlock

[@bluesman6891]

@@occinana He was just kidding, that's all lol

[@FameMonger101]

It has to be done r/whooosh

[@christopherpalacios8556]

Johnny Depp:🤔

[@An_Average_Idiot]

The one who sang the "golden eye" part sounded damn good. Edit: yo, do some of y'all folk not check the replies? Pretty sure at least 5 people have already said his name lol.

[@aaronaustin9814]

Will sasso

[@perfectodimaculanga1201]

@@aaronaustin9814 And that''s just one of his voices.

[@emilhappy5696]

@@aaronaustin9814 he's a great actor :)

[@denkiisabaka5209]

Ist curly from three stooges I think 😂

[@sharp6517]

Just listen to it at 0.25 speed

[@Touhid]

Did anyone else miss Kee at the beginning because the makeup & costume was so good 😊

[@chemical_hex_beware3106]

It's funny you say that because I just though he was not featured lol.

[@toniroberts8117]

Key’s outfit and acting was incredible in this... with that one tooth.. especially that scene where he’s saying “women are...doctors too”...

[@eyebegclip2890]

@@toniroberts8117 I think he means the new comedy they make nowaday

[@righteous1549]

You mean key stupid

[@willesco5211]

Guilty

[@BatmanPops]

Those are some very respectful pirates lol 🤣

[@Lazystone]

Batman Pop's except for the last one

[@americantoastman7296]

@@Lazystone and now hes dead oh well

[@rebelwolf772]

They will still rob you but they will thank you afterwards

[@willie417]

they don't want to catch a bullet in the head by their captain, yes she is the captain

[@emmahudson4931]

For a moment there I thought the captain that's a female has some stories to tell too

[@marvindupo900]

My wife is a doctor and i still assumed the doctor was a man. Damn it!

[@decatessara5029]

Noone: Ben shapiro:

[@JaysonT1]

@@decatessara5029 At least Ben can land a doctor.

[@CaptainHeavyNuts]

@@decatessara5029 But you don't know her. She's from another city 😂

[@slein1055]

Wait... you are not Ben Shapiro?

[@otiliadragan7963]

I think it‘s the historical setting x)

[@rileyanderson5381]

“We say *YO-HO* but we don’t say ho ‘cause ho is disrespectful yo.”

[@RRalosky21]

Riley Anderson this was the best one lmao

[@MayaRaimondo]

Riley Anderson I’m gonna be singing this at work tonight just because it’s stuck in my head.

[@yattthekidofficial652]

I like how they say ho 3 times in the sentence

[@garnalneztomad5569]

Riley Anderson straight bars

[@zakbdz]

Yes, thanks for reminding us what was said in the video

[@MuthoniMinaKimani]

I'm a female doctor and I still assumed the doctor was a man 😕😕

[@AKhan-zx8gx]

@@littlecousin5630 because male doctors outnumber female doctors 64 percent to 36 percent. It’s the same reason why you would assume nurses are female, because female nurses outnumber male nurses. The same reason why you would assume a cop or a firefighter or a soldier would be a man, because in all those fields men outnumber women in service. It’s not a matter of it being sad, it’s a matter of statistics and the jobs that certain genders choose to do.

[@adithyastren6218]

@@AKhan-zx8gx I agree with your premise, but reject your conclusion. The majority of doctors are male. And therefore assuming a doctor is male is not an unreasonable assumption. That is statistics. I dispute the fast few words of your comment though. "its a matter of ... the jobs that certain genders choose to do." The genders that you are referring to chose jobs by selecting, for the most part, the path of least resistance. Systemically, there exists more resistance for women to become doctors and, as you pointed out more resistance to men becoming nurses. The harsh judgement of those who make gender-based job-assumptions is the twisted simplification of an attempt to correct this issue. To state this in an internet friendly way: "The assumptions are not sad, it is the fact that they are not sad that is sad."

[@knasttrast7168]

@@AKhan-zx8gx That is not true everywhere, in my country, Sweden, the majority of doctors are female. Young doctors are much more often female while older doctors are usually male. It is just a matter of time before females while be dominate the profession since females in general are more interested in jobs in healthcare and they also have higher grades than men. Also all the old doctors will retire/die soon.

[@sangay9361]

@@adithyastren6218 so assumptions are sad?

[@adithyastren6218]

@@sangay9361 You make me sick to the stomach.

[@noahandemichael2724]

2:16 You can see the guy in the background moving into position with a knife already in him😂😂😂

[@kokologix9834]

Hahahahahahha

[@habibiii4126]

All those years i didnt notice hahaha

[@IronGordon]

Haha good eye!

[@danie641]

HAHAHA!! omg

[@anricemurcia7427]

🤣

[@kingsleyasare7355]

Once again, thumbs up to the hair and makeup artists for key and Peele 👍 Who else wishes this was a full movie?

[@darienjimenez1401]

Kingsley Asare me they are so damn funny

[@scotthc947]

Aune bro you’re taking this way to seriously, you’re real fun at parties aren’t you...

[@iceagemosselbay4878]

I would watch it Fho sho yo but we dont say Ho

[@buggivibes7579]

my thoughts exactly now ... im tasty to watch a new pirate movie of series

[@WW-1995]

Depends on how they make the movie.

[@emperorblackman5710]

Can we just appreciate that this song is actually pretty damn good?

[@MsAudities]

it slaps

[@dragoredrox7493]

It is pretty dang catchy

[@dumptruck068]

Damn son where'd ya find this

[@Kaptnkey]

Sea shanty’s are honestly really damn good

[@MrCamerononicus]

K&P should earn a Grammy for something at least once.

[@txdmsk]

"We don't look at chest, unless treasure it holds." LMAO

[@zackerywarme9034]

We don’t say booty ‘less we’re talkin bout gold

[@GrahamChapman]

I once met a lass so fine, She was drunk on Barley wine, I'd been to sea for months of three, I knew I could make her mine. And the lass was past consent, So it was off with her we went, And we threw her in bed and rested her head, And we left, 'cause that's what Gentlemen do. A woman has a right to a drink or two, Without worryin' about what you will do! We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo. There once was a girl from Leeds, Who I heard was good on her knees, So I docked my ship for an overnight trip, To take care of all of my needs. She was fine as the tales did tell, And my mast began to swell, So I laid her down and raised her gown, And performed cunnilingus for an hour or so. Always take care of yer lady fair, 'Cause they deserve as much attention down there! We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo. I once had a woman so fair, Whose womb contained my heir, With a son by my side, the seas we'd ride, The child she would bear. But my girl she was no fool, She was working her way through school, So I did support when she chose to abort, Because it's her body and therefore her choice. No, we don't say "booty" 'less we talkin' 'bout gold, We don't look at chests 'less it's treasure holds! With a hat and a feather and a cutlass on our hip, We don't ever say "she" when we're talking 'bout a ship! We don't say "bitch" and we don't say "whore," 'Cause that language leads to things like body dysmorphia. Thar was a lady with a golden eye, And the doctor said she would die, So she emptied her purse to lift the curse, And prayed to stay alive. She awoke the very next day, And in her grave she lay, But the scariest part of the story from the start, Is I bet you assumed the doctor was a man. Women are doctors too, And for a fraction of the doubloons! We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo. Thar was a slut with tits ta here, And an ass that-[BANG] 'Cause it's "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo.

[@jz4163]

Holy crap thanks dude

[@252laylow]

You must have a lot of free time

[@ziko6989]

You have too much spare time dude..😄

[@angelushinga]

Thanks man 😁

[@freddy5night184]

What women did this shit🤣

[@Dubstequtie]

"No we don't say booty unless we're talking 'bout golds, we don't look at chests- less they're treasure holds." Was actually a pretty cute line haha

[@morgansmith334]

Indie Arts and your mentally challenged most ignorant people are.

[@gnomeshells6876]

@@morgansmith334 agreed

[@gnomeshells6876]

@@morgansmith334 he deleted his comment

[@morgansmith334]

Banananana man couldn’t take the pressure, shouldn’t have been talkin crap.

[@Dubstequtie]

@@morgansmith334 What did he say? o.o

[@carmenquintana2549]

Why the hell does this make me wanna watch pirates of the carribean

[@tebellontsebeng4024]

Same thought

[@ObsydianX]

Probably all the pirates.

[@nibankss]

seriously!

[@mecasunny]

Yeah,I wonder why? It's not like you saw a buch of pirates chantey on a boat or anything.

[@dragnarok4286]

@@mecasunny nah its the costumes serioulsy reminds me of pirates of carribean

[@telenelatelin8632]

I feel like the decision to make this sketch was done mad lib style: Key: Give me a noun! peele: pirate! Key: give me an adjective! Peele: Feminist! *uncontrollable cackling, followed by the realization this would actually be brilliant*

[@Dkrooney1081]

😂

[@dandaropa]

Lmao yeah, although i think the word you’re looking for instead of “mad lib” is “ad-lib”. If you say mad lib it makes me think of an angry liberal haha

[@telenelatelin8632]

@@dandaropa I am referring to an actual game called "mad Lib", its great fun

[@dandaropa]

@@telenelatelin8632 oh cool, ive never heard of that, thanks :)

[@TheFiddleFaddle]

Pretty sure that's how they create half their sketches.

[@ohboy6738]

*The set pieces are triple A Hollywood quality, I love watching this sketch just for that!*

[@flybeep1661]

Yeah, the sketch just oozes atmosphere. I love it.

[@alexwhite631]

that is because they are working on actual movie sets. at least that's what i've heard.

[@chupap1]

@@alexwhite631 Not this time. www.trover.com/d/1Ut9A-the-warehouse-restaurant-marina-del-rey-california

[@41052]

“A women has a right to a drink or two without worrying what you will do” now if that ain’t the truest shit.

[@41052]

invalid username collage campuses and bars disagree but alright

[@41052]

invalid username whatever makes you sleep better at night

[@41052]

invalid username I’ll never understand why men who don’t get laid get angry at women for that. Like bitch I’m still a virgin but you don’t see me saying all men should fucking die and are skanks because of it.

[@41052]

invalid username only 2-10% of rapes are false and even then 63% of rapes go unreported and even then the majority of rapist don’t do time and go walking out on the streets and the ones who do get time don’t stay for as long as they should. Men are more likely to get raped then being a person accused of false rape. And omg it keeps deleting my fucking comments.

[@41052]

invalid username and we all know you don’t get laid, you scream ‘no one wants to fuck me so now I hate women’ energy. It’s fucking pathetic.

[@malaysian1515]

Looking up female pirates in history, some of them were captains, considering if the crew were dissatisfied with the captain, often they mutinied, these lady pirates must have been pretty badass to keep their crew in line back then.

[@BeaverChainsaw]

what about Cheng I Sao? She is considered one of the (or the) greatest pirate of all time, got pardoned by the chinese government(which got her crew employed in the chinese navy) just because of how powerful she was and managed to live until to old age which black beard and francis drake definitely can't say for themselves.

[@malaysian1515]

@@BeaverChainsaw Exactly, badass.

[@hardwirecars]

very few female pirates but the most successful pirate of all time was a lady and chinese 80k strong fleet not men ships she commanded 80k ships holy fuck.

[@hardwirecars]

@Noodle Bob sounds out there i know but when you look her up yeah 80 thousand.

[@JannikSohn]

@Noodle Bob it actually was about 80-100k men and about 600 ships...which is considering how nelson and villeneuve are remembered about their petty little scuffle with bout 60 ships and if generously estimated 3000 men on both sides at trafalgar a fuckton of power on the sea O.o It also was roughly the same time. She could have just sailed in there and fucked them both up withput many problems...

[@LazyMasquerade]

T'was a maiden who sailed the seas, Her skirt cut above her knees, And just a vest to cover her chest, Us pirates she did tease. At night we docked back home, And the streets she roamed alone, When we saw her entering the dark alleyway... We suggested she take the safer, better lit route. A woman can wear whatever she desires, It doesn't mean she's "asking for it" from other pirates. We say "yo-ho" but we don't say "ho", 'cos "ho" is disrespectful, yo!

[@mysteryperson1976]

That is awesome. One minor tweak: A woman should wear what she sees fit It doesn't mean that she's asking for it We say "yo-ho" but we don't say "ho," 'cos "ho" is disrespectful, yo!

[@mysteryperson1976]

Also another tweak: At night we docked back home And the streets she roamed alone When we saw a man trying to grab her by the hand We stopped him and told him to leave her alone

[@omokok1877]

lol

[@TommyMVSERVTI]

Knew a girl with eyes like the sea She seemed to take an interest in me But alas, in that past I did not make a pass ‘Cuz the lass was only 17 Nevertheless she stayed a while more But did not want to sleep on the floor So I offered my bed And we cuddled instead ‘Cuz anything else Would be statutory rape

[@xgray2012]

@@TommyMVSERVTI 🎶"A girl may suddenly be into you!!! But you have to ask her for her real age, too!! We say *"Yo Ho!!"* But we don't say, *"Ho!!"* 'Cuz *"ho"* is disrespectful, yo!!"🎶

[@drjesim9500]

Why do I feel like this could have been a great movie...😄

[@willowandluka5302]

It’s called Pirates of the Caribbean

[@shuriironheart4522]

Mcu is for babies

[@DoubleAgent25]

Because you see pirates, and you automatically think "of the Caribbean" just like every other jackass who made a similar comment. This does just fine as a skit. If they wanted to make a movie they'd make a damn movie.

[@Danlife112]

Dr Jesim you mean like every key and peele skit?

[@slippy2490]

Anthony there was obviously more plot than pirates you walnut

[@acesongbird]

I think the thing I appreciate the most in Key and Peele sketches is the completely random and out-of-left-field premises like this that they still manage to pull off extremely well and make sense of

[@a_dreamer8612]

"left-field"

[@concepts6460]

Pirates were basically sea anarchist. They had democracy, gay marriage, equal share of booty and even workers comp. The crew's were made up of mad men, former slaves, prostitutes and outlaws. Go look up Deep fat frieds pirare episode.

[@aor5753]

Shit i did assume subconsciously that the doctor was a man

[@sabsays4091]

Yeah don’t say that out loud though - cause dude or Red Lady might throw a knife at or shoot you

[@MoonLight-cw1ws]

I didn’t get it, until now thanks.

[@walkersmaxpaprika]

Isn’t a lady doctor a doctress?

[@MoonLight-cw1ws]

Akidna Ocin Tbh I don’t know.

[@kiklrgggyhh5796]

@@walkersmaxpaprika no Just like a male nurse is still nurse

[@cristobalaz]

For those wondering who the cameos are, here is a list: Whittling Pirate - Brendan Hunt Golden Eye Verse Pirate - Will Sasso Pirate Captain - Rebecca Romijn Pirate #2 - Stig Eldred Pirate #3 - Damion Poitier Pirate #4 - Joshua Funk

[@CosmiCandy]

Thank you so much for sharing this.

[@mysteryperson1976]

That was Rebecca Romijn? Holy fuck.

[@zuperjeesus]

I dont know any of those names lol. Thanks anyway.

[@jenelleesencil6895]

@@zuperjeesus Rebecca romijn is the original mystique from x-men movies before Jennifer Lawrence. I just love her!!!

[@omokok1877]

thanks

[@denzelhorton2257]

This like my 9th “last key and Peele” video in a row

[@AllisonIsLivid]

Saaaame.

[@hestonsverige]

9? Thats rookie numbers, im on 22

[@ALPHAROYCE]

lmfaooo me too

[@andjunglepunkthirteen760]

I can't stop. I have four tabs open. Not good.

[@parthsharma5283]

We have all been there

[@southcarolina6032]

"I bet you assume the doctor was a man" "Gasp!!!!!" "I am so sor......ep ep ep ep ep"

[@MoonLight-cw1ws]

I was waiting for someone to comment that.

[@asakhekwinana8459]

Moon Light i was waiting for someone to comment that

[@anthonynorman7545]

@Man Splainer but we're in 2019 and the sketch was meta.

[@Jokeboss137]

That part was sooo funnyy

[@tiger751]

Good ol will saso

[@thecurseoftriplegay4160]

This is a banger (Not unless I get consent first)

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

Banger? I hardly knew her.

[@ryandickerson9699]

A banger is a sausage, ya cigarette.

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

@@ryandickerson9699 wait.... you dont listen to this while eating mash?

[@ryandickerson9699]

Chips. And I don't mean fries

[@jonathanstern5537]

I'd say the scariest part of the medical scenario in the song wasn't that people thought the doctor was a man, but that this woman had to pay out of pocket for a life-saving procedure.

[@AdderMoray]

I'm more concerned with her waking up in her grave, honestly.

[@jonathanstern5537]

@@AdderMoray Fair point.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

If she could even get the procedure done…

[@miyochanfairyx8themlplover11]

Medical insurance didn't exist yet

[@internet_user1131]

’Murica!

[@GundamFlexing]

They play this song at every Pirate career orientation.

[@Hurricane1987]

Lmao

[@mrsbigmamayas3765]

😆😆😆

[@panadaol9373]

All jokes aside, the musical is really good

[@disaya204]

Panadaol Fr😍🤦🏽‍♀️😂

[@bengiladash3354]

I agree

[@sultancezar]

True

[@Jonathanlenthang]

Respect

[@NellielGrimmjow]

👌👌

[@wooza5919]

2:06 That actor is really good at singing, the flow

[@kyleandremelleza1151]

Yeessss and that was may favorite part

[@devinthierault]

That's Will Sasso

[@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo]

Sasso boy

[@jfthesixth8420]

All madtv actors are superb. I mean, look at key and peele

[@rileyanderson5381]

IKR!

[@ekatherinezackin4147]

“And we left, because that’s what gentleman do”

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Every guy would leave you cuz that what gentlemen with self esteem do

[@jessjohnreed7964]

@@psychobillynumbnuts1 Geez, chill. It was a quote, no need to project your own hate and meaning.

[@DrHappy-hk4hl]

​@@psychobillynumbnuts1What?

[@edgymcfredster]

you: I ate her out for a bit those pirates (clearly intellectual): I performed cunnilingus for an hour or so

[@neemahkiarie9360]

Shiite it was for more then a bit😳😼

[@nomrial9391]

don't call it that... never call it that

[@roguishpaladin]

Hey, pirates have a good ear for scansion, what can they say?

[@bruck2723]

I once met a lass so fine. She was drunk on barley wine. I'd been to sea, for months a-three. I knew I could make her mine. And the lass was past consent, So it was off with her we went. And we threw her in bed and rested her head And we left, 'cause that's what gentlemen do. A woman has a right to a drink or two, Without worrying about what you will do. We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo! There once was a girl from Leeds, Who I heard was good on her knees. So I docked my ship for an overnight trip, To take care of all of my needs. She was fine as the tales did tell, And my mast began to swell! So I laid her down and raised her gown, And performed cunnilingus for an hour or so. Always take care of your lady fair. 'Cause they deserve as much attention down there We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo! I once had a woman so fair. Whose womb contained my heir. With a son by my side, the seas we'd ride, The child she would bear. But my girl, she was no fool. She was working her way through school. So I did support when she chose to abort, Because it's her body and therefore her choice. No, we don't say "booty" 'less we're talking about gold. We don't look at chests 'less it, treasure holds. With a hat and a feather and a cutlass on our hip, We will never say "she" when we're talking 'bout a ship. We don't say "bitch" and we don't say "whore," 'Cause that language leads to things like body dysmorphia. There was a lady with a golden eye, And the doctor said she would die. So she emptied her purse to lift the curse, And prayed to stay alive. She awoke the very next day, Hand in her grave she lay. But the scariest part of the story from the start, Is I bet you assume the doctor was a man Women are doctors, too! And for a fraction of the doubloons. We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo! There was a slut with tits to here, And an ass that- 'Cause it's "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo! lyricstranslate.com

[@americantoastman7296]

Thanks so much bud!

[@ABSayysO]

not all heroes wear capes

[@DrJoy-ju7ms]

Out here doing God’s work

[@joey2213]

You the real MVP!

[@TRECEYbIzzLE]

@@d3m0no heroes come in all forms, you are mine, cheers mate

[@theodorikgultom8153]

As a pirate I can confirm, we sing this song all day

[@th3rasave]

As a ninja, I question why we ever quarreled in the first place. We clearly had the same code of morals...

[@GoodAvatar]

As a six foot dwarf, I can confirm that we Diggy Diggy Hole.

[@sreejithsubhash7301]

Shit pirate. Sings all day. No piratey shit and kills no one☹️

[@theweirdestsmartchannel1842]

As a leprechaun I wish we were pirates you sing better songs

[@ZootyTooter]

As your captain I second that statement

[@Cuythulu]

Pirates were pretty damn progressive, they accepted crew members of any race and they pretty much had gay marriege in Nassau and Tortuga, it was called matelotage.

[@Kapoosh000]

And very anarchistic

[@kathleencove]

Not to mention they didn’t discriminate based on disabilities!

[@Cuythulu]

@@kathleencove That I did not know.

[@gamesandfilmswithtodd4278]

@@kathleencove it would have been hard maintaining a crew otherwise id assume, everyone always losing eyes legs and hands

[@xvaldez3284]

Haven't heard of those two places since black flag

[@prosperousrlt3110]

"We don't say booty less we talk about gold"😂

[@micahgrey6963]

“We don’t look at chests less they’re treasure holds”

[@bluehaven8472]

2:11 *that vocal transition was smooth* 🎵

[@JohnSmith-vg6hb]

I know right!! The transition 'to lift the curse' is so bloody smooth! Apparently the singer is Will Sasso

[@lavahawk_1729]

“And Pray to stay alive” is so fucking great that flow is better than Drake’s

[@Roma-kp4qg]

@@lavahawk_1729 I've replayed "prayed to stay alive" at least 12 times, it's like butter ;-;

[@silversmith333]

Nigga ate

[@sarawithnoh9449]

Damn I thought I was the only who thought that

[@tee6255]

KZbin gettin too comfortable with these double ads.

[@neverbrokeagain3866]

electriX its the Chanel

[@frep420]

chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock-for-youtube/cmedhionkhpnakcndndgjdbohmhepckk/reviews

[@Fragileinketernity22]

Preach 🙏

[@PC-tk7uv]

or try brave browser if ur on desktop mate..

[@starisesun7692]

Fr fr😑

[@ColinCassidyClogs]

Who’s here now that chanties are back

[@zahrazarqaa5210]

Straight from the wellerman tiktok compilation 👍

[@nashnasdft3618]

Me too haha

[@HappyDaze4200]

Chanties are the shit. 👏

[@DebbieJacksonArtist]

@@HappyDaze4200 I'm here via Office Homophobe but before that was on Wellerman but why is everyone spelling shanties "chanties"?

[@mandark5789]

Assassins creed black flag.

[@rowsonkidd]

I just love how many of their skits were produced on a feature-length movie level . Everything feels right , the wardrobe , make up , props , audio , light and the color grading.

[@rak4357]

The drummer pointing "down there" with the drum stick just kills me every time. 😅

[@Land_The_Don]

Hes not the drummer hes just holding a stick🤣

[@CrazyDutchguys]

@@Land_The_Don but thats what drummers do

[@Land_The_Don]

But he doesn't have a drum

[@fiedelmina]

@@Land_The_Don he's holding a flute.

[@Land_The_Don]

@@fiedelmina ah I see

[@amrearick]

I actually want this to be like a movie the beat was sick

[@j.hateshisjob5137]

@@chillingsworth4384 bro what lmfao

[@eleSDSU]

Check out Our Flag Means Death

[@Kington99]

"Women are doctors too, and for a fraction of the doubloons" - must have watched this a dozen times and only just got that second part.

[@jontraz5993]

PAY GAP, I JUST GOT IT

[@jontraz5993]

@Saad Bahlouli k

[@dhruvanair2166]

Yo. Explain this line please

[@jontraz5993]

@Saad Bahlouli source me bro

[@jessjohnreed7964]

@@jontraz5993 Depends on what you're asking. Profession based pay gap and gender statistics in said professional yes. Workplace based pay gap? Ask your female coworkers, because if someone finds out they are underpaid all it takes is a conversation with your supervisor to fix it.

[@mon2092]

2:05-2:26 anyone impressed with the singing or is it just me?

[@jesusriced]

Its will sasso

[@DragnEYE]

His singing had to be good to distract from the fact that you can see the guy he throws the knife into move into place with the knife already held up against his chest

[@roguishpaladin]

@@DragnEYE Shh. We're still getting better pirate action scenes in a 4 minute sketch than in some full-length feature films.

[@ahmadakhmal5407]

who was he btw? Like the three stooges actor hahahaha edit: LOL I was right.. he is the guy from three stooges HAHAHAHA LMFAO!

[@ringosfruitreview3376]

Nope

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

I met a fair lassie one night Her hair shined like morning light Red on her cheeks and red on her lips Her eyes were blue and bright So I took her out on the town We ate the best seafood around And by the end when the clock struck ten She offered to pay for it and I allowed her to Whether bags of guineas or a piece of eight A woman can also pay for what you both ate Oh, we say yo-ho but we don't say ho Cause ho is disrespectful, yo

[@dannyteich9356]

Nice!

[@cbcastlecastillo144]

Just of bunch of gentlemen singing a song

[@Aegon1]

Flipping epic bro

[@oshoprior5022]

Amazing

[@NEUTR0NDANCE]

There was a woman who stole my heart Had a body like fine art We both regaled O'er bottles of ale So flirting I did start By God, was she oh so fair How I wanted to see her bare But later that day, she said she was gay And now I'm close friends with both her and her wife A woman's sexuality Doesn't have to cater to you or me Oh, we say yo-ho but we don't say ho Cause ho is disrespectful, yo

[@Qancir]

2:05 this part was actually really good. I loved how the words flowed

[@dwilliams336]

Will Sasso... He was good on MadTv

[@eggboy1421]

I completely agree, it's my favorite part of this skit. I come back just for this part.

[@ryanramos2335]

Is the guy before that Doc from Back To The Future?

[@Wnick56]

@Jon Higdon mad tv isnt around anymore

[@C01N]

2:49 the way he shakes his head right before he gets shot is the funniest shit ever

[@Primo_Kpodo]

😂 ikr

[@shaymouskrueger9476]

Bro..., Im fuckin Dead...😂😂😂.....

[@mdroop7328]

FR

[@Semicent]

That last guy could've turned it around like the others... Now we'll never know.

[@--Danni--]

Nah he called her a slut

[@Semicent]

@@--Danni-- Special Lass Understandable (and) Tubular

[@btookie350]

He said “slut”, no coming back from that! 😂

[@Semicent]

@@btookie350 Special Lass Understandable (and) Tubular, 'twas a misunderstanding

[@LabGecko]

@@Semicent No amount of acronymization can turn "slut" into something nice in the context that guy was singin Edit: Further, trying to make it acceptable risks you a shot from the balcony too

[@kasiitadiriisa2244]

Lyrics I once met a lass so fine. She was drunk on barley wine. I'd been to sea, for months a-three. I knew I could make her mine. And the lass was past consent, So it was off with her we went. And we threw her in bed and rested her head And we left, 'cause that's what gentlemen do. A woman has a right to a drink or two, Without worrying about what you will do. We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo! There once was a girl from Leeds, Who I heard was good on her knees. So I docked my ship for an overnight trip, To take care of all of my needs. She was fine as the tales did tell, And my mast began to swell! So I laid her down and raised her gown, And performed cunnilingus for an hour or so. Always take care of your lady fair. 'Cause they deserve as much attention down there We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo! I once had a woman so fair. Whose womb contained my heir. With a son by my side, the seas we'd ride, The child she would bear. But my girl, she was no fool. She was working her way through school. So I did support when she chose to abort, Because it's her body and therefore her choice. No, we don't say "booty" 'less we're talking about gold. We don't look at chests 'less it, treasure holds. With a hat and a feather and a cutlass on our hip, We will never say "she" when we're talking 'bout a ship. We don't say "bitch" and we don't say "whore," 'Cause that language leads to things like body dysmorphia. There was a lady with a golden eye, And the doctor said she would die. So she emptied her purse to lift the curse, And prayed to stay alive. She awoke the very next day, Hand in her grave she lay. But the scariest part of the story from the start, Is I bet you assume the doctor was a man Women are doctors, too! And for a fraction of the doubloons. We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo! There was a slut with tits to here, And an ass that- 'Cause it's "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho," 'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo!

[@Prat-Yut]

😊

[@ami_jaay]

Thnx 😅

[@sauyiro5429]

But the scariest part of the story from the start is THAT YOU ASSUMED THE CAPTAIN WAS A MAN...

[@edited421]

The reason why all the pirates look up once in a while is so they can know if what they say is good with the captain on the balcony

[@Kirkland-Consumer]

2:06 - 2:25 he did not have to go that hard

[@Nehauon]

There was a lady with a golden eye, and the doctor said she would die so she emptied her purse to left the curse and prayed to stay alive she awalked the very next day, and in her grave she layed, but the scariest part of the story from the start is that i bet that you assumed the doctor was a man

[@GioGrimaldi]

But we are glad he did cause that part was straight fiiiiiire

[@namelastname2724]

"I bet you assumed that the doctor was a man." Oh shi- He was right Edit: spelling

[@crowthorn23]

She""

[@maximumoverdrive3092]

I blame the english language for not having gendered words

[@usoassassino]

I didn't realise that was what he was saying, I only realise now that's what he was saying.

[@KMax246]

@mickor plus you can't say that for all prosfessions. If it was a nurse, we all would have thought of a woman. More men in the doctor fields if we be honest

[@americantoastman7296]

@@KMax246 thats the whole point dipshit

[@patrickmatjila1715]

When you think you've seen all key and Peele had to offer and then you find this lost sunken treasure of a video

[@Lyserus]

you mean booty? ;)

[@patrickmatjila1715]

@@Lyserus we're respectful pirates man, come on 😂

[@patrickmatjila1715]

@Si Dunue yeah, I know it's a reupload, I just meant, I used to watch a lot of key and Peele back when it was still on TV and I thought I'd seen everything before they even did the KZbin channel... But clearly I was wrong

[@humongousfungusamongus3871]

🎶🎼🎵🎶🎵🎼 "We say "yo - ho," but we don't say ho, cause ho is disrespectful YO!" 🎶🎼🎵🎶🎼🎵😂🤣😅

[@muhammadhassaan4339]

when he said “there was a slut...” i already knew where it was going and i was not disappointed 😂

[@mcblaze2985]

Thank god this came out before simp was a common saying

[@melonhead238]

@@Alepap. simper simp

[@galarstar052]

simp doesn't even apply here, it's not like they're paying a woman to say their name, they're just not sexist.

[@mcblaze2985]

@@galarstar052 tell that to all the folks who commonly used it roughly a year ago and applied it to any form of respecting women

[@rutambhagat4556]

These pirates are more civilised than our politicians

[@aporian4475]

She literally shot someone in the back

[@XxThunderflamexX]

@@aporian4475 Yeah, we never see mysnogynists getting shot in Washington DC, what gives?

[@vikinger3843]

DragonSheep Yeah or 3rd wave feminists, they never got shot in the back either.

[@sethwillavize629]

😂😂😂 so friggan true😂😂😂

[@poiz921]

@@aporian4475 cheney shot someone in the face

[@codenayr7894]

2:05 perfect transition, amazing part. Period.

[@9ine310]

"I'm so so....tatatatata." Carry on sing!

[@unexpectedcringe4575]

2:46 Ppl need to learn how to read the room

[@kidspecial1764]

Savion229s my fav part😂😂

[@tanyawade5197]

I love how he wiggles his head, like he’s about to put his foot in the song!🤣🤣. 🌈

[@scepta101]

The lady captain kinda ruins it, because it’s a lot funnier to think pirates would respectful on their own rather than being forced

[@FadhlyHamzah]

True.

[@galenbrubaker5603]

Agreed

[@lotusinn3]

Not really.

[@cantdeletemychannelonmobil4740]

@@lotusinn3 pp

[@shana4843]

i don’t think they were forced, i think they saw a female in power and became very enlightened lol. also, it’s just a funny video so 🙄

[@cooperbrahmsteadt5123]

2:06 this mans is spittin

[@michryl1540]

This song should've been added to Assassin's Creed Black Flag

[@dougbowns9035]

2:06 That guy killed it!

[@freedomspatriot1585]

Doug Bowns I see what you did there

[@austinrk30]

Ok but why does this song go so hard? I've been listening to this on repeat

[@basileusmcfadden8152]

The way the brother who was shot came in with his lines was classic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, he was being disrespectful though

[@stimkystan]

Can we get a part two or no cause like ive been playing this for a good 30mins nonstop- this shit kinda fire tho..

[@ebkplague]

Your PalSatan bro been playin this on repeat since this vid came out it’s a certified banger ❌🧢

[@gregsomebody7247]

Facts

[@americantoastman7296]

Right? Listened to this for a good 10 times before moving on!

[@GP-qo6yz]

DeepFriedRat TM istg

[@lavahawk_1729]

Ah it’s funny to see stuff like this because people don’t know what happened

[@kunalmadan]

Will Sasso's entry and verse is the most epic

[@Mr.Nobody01211]

🍋

[@qasimdawood5819]

Who else clicked as fast as they saw a key and peele video Thanks for all the likes

[@witnessesofthelightjq5623]

Qasim Dawood yep and regretted it just as fast

[@thecavemandynamic2685]

I wasted no time clicking this Video

[@grodanboll9226]

But Its old....

[@darienjimenez1401]

Me I can’t lie

[@erico1120]

I did!!!

[@oliw9920]

2:26 the face of a black guy in the background is priceless xd

[@malismarma_5040]

2:47 had me weak I was not expecting that 😂

[@kevingreat875]

ONG OMG 😂

[@stevenavila4851]

Paul Niculescu lmfao saaaaame I’m dead!!!

[@sammycross9119]

And the Oscar gooooooeeees toooooo: Jordan Peele and Michael Keegan for their film "The respectful pirates!"

[@jyleanonuevo3088]

I came here looking for something to watch but instead i found a buried treasure

[@shadenaugle7970]

Fun Fact: Most pirates were had gay relations or marriages because of long voyages with purely men on a ship and nothing to do.

[@melonhead238]

Pirate 1: yo bro, wanna get married? Pirate 2: . . . Sure, got nothing better to do. Captain: do you take this man to be your sea-faring lover?

[@shadenaugle7970]

@@melonhead238 they just " ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

[@shadenaugle7970]

@Itsfortheshekels Goy you gotta remember that this is before the panama canal and they sailed with only the wind, let alone a motor

[@Schlingelis]

Also the navy was against homosexuality which is why a lot of people went to be a pirate in the first place.

[@bahabolomann2480]

Zoro won't be happy calling him gay yo

[@blub5494]

2:53 my guy just grabbed the gun by it's barrel just after it was shot

[@airhead_heiress739]

King Curtis I mean, I think that’s proper gun safety? Idk

[@blub5494]

@@airhead_heiress739 its fresh fired so its gonna be very hot and he grabbed it by the barrel so hes gonnaburn himself

[@haleighferland6577]

Keter but wouldn’t that mostly apply to modern guns? Because I’m pretty sure that early guns were pretty unsophisticated and iirc there literally would be smoke coming from the barrel after a shot was fired. Idk I might be completely wrong. Lemme know and if I’m dead wrong I’ll delete my dumb self

[@hermestrismegistus8007]

@@KeterMalkuth beautiful

[@lenoxon7215]

But then at the end he said, he said he saidd BIITCHHHHH

[@tanyawade5197]

🤣🤣🤣. I almost didn’t catch that!!🤣🤣.

[@starisesun7692]

Where???

[@Hurricane1987]

Lmfao

[@sebione3576]

*kills a man* "etetetet."

[@ChopStickZero]

Im just blown away by Peele (Key is also great but Peele is a league in itself) always. The way he immerses himself in the role. While others look and kinda act out the role , he for every role, the gait, the whole body movements, the face mimicry, eyes, mouth, speech, the little things... This pirate act is amazing. The way he stands and moves his hips like he had a wooden leg or sth and with the face and slight swinging and leaning . Freakin genious, the attention to detail and putting it all together.

[@gabrielglaister7688]

So true , the expression, the swaying and voice

[@Tellow_MasebeKing]

Peele never acts, he lives the role

[@re_animatedabby6791]

Didn't know I needed feminist pirates till today

[@rayoarowolo6993]

2:05. That was the best voice in my opinion

[@wellyeah5865]

The guy who stabbed the other dude looked so apologetic lol.

[@SuperWolfman9]

Fun fact: Pirates had worker's comp, limited democracy, (relatively) high pay, little wage difference between the lowest sailor and captain, and a strong pseudo-union. See sailors aboard merchant or military vessels had little to no power, if they mutinied they *could* get away but most likely they'd be hunted down and killed quickly - their employers had the law and a national gov't backing them, not to mention the labour pool was massive so they could be paid little without complaint and replaced easily. Pirates didn't, if the captain was shit, tyrannical, or too greedy there wasn't much stopping his crew from just throwing him overboard (so captains weren't appointed like on normal ships but voted in) and as the rate of injury and other risk (being an outlaw) was high in order to entice people aboard they had to be insured against injury, you can't have a pirate ship without a crew and as the pirate 'leaders' had no large body backing them the sailors had a LOT of bargaining power. Pirate code was also very very strong, when there's no actual law or law enforcement in order for, what is essentially a small community, to function the social contract had to be nigh inviolable. Pirates HAD to trust that everyone put all booty in the collective pile and HAD to trust that it was shared out accurately to the pre-agreed proportion and HAD to trust that they wouldn't fuck each other over (on the same ship).

[@SedRockDoc]

The saddest part of this comment from the start is at the author assumed that the capitals were men.

[@michaelmusker7818]

Don't forget pirates were mostly career murderers, worked mostly as privateers for colonial governments, and stole/traded slaves as just another piece of property without a thought. Like most of history, there's a healthy heap of human atrocity mixed in with the good ideas.

[@thehipoglucido1]

Dude if add the word feminist to the title kinda spoils the surprise

[@jamietaylor8663]

Hates-chewing-noises yeah but I think this Chanel is for K&P junkies who’ve seen all the skits a billion times lol

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

Hates-chewing-noises But the joke is obvious within like 20 seconds of the video. Not much of a surprise imo.

[@thehipoglucido1]

@@Ajc-ni3xn yes you are right. Still, pirate chantey made the whole thing better

[@GaryTurbo]

The main joke is at the end

[@cameronwiley9412]

It was the word feminist that made me click.

[@kevingreat875]

OMG RIP TO THE MANS WHO WAS GOING IN AT THE END IT KILLED ME 😂🤣

[@tanyawade5197]

Love your picture choice! BASS!!!🥰😁. 🌈

[@yahairaprudencio3521]

Key and Peele are honestly fun and entertaining to watch while ur doing nothing. Normally in class, I finish all my work and either watch random videos of people or this. 😂

[@chamilleon]

*Legend has it that there is always a Key & Peele skit you haven't seen or haven't seen twice...*

[@Bogiukas]

Calling a ship "she" should not be seen as an insult or degrading, as most often the ship was looked at as a "mother preserving the sailors from harm". Other cases involve ships being named after loved ones as a form of respect and honour, and with most sailors being men, it isn't surprising. Plus, the word ship is estimated to have come from Northern and/or Germanic languages, where it often takes on the "feminine" gender. So all in all, it is more empowering, i'd say.

[@thedarkmaster4747]

Do not question the feminist agenda!!! It's feelings ARE TRUTH! Not your silly little patriarchy man facts. *sarcasm*

[@Bogiukas]

@@thedarkmaster4747 ah yes, i apologize for my *patriarchy man facts* lmao

[@thedarkmaster4747]

D1vine The scientific method is mysogynistic, roman numeral mathmatics is mysogynistic. Logic is masculine! The left brain is RAPE!?!?!? *sarcasm* Our intire society is pretty much this pirate crew these days anyway. Some wemen even like being called certain "terms" during sex. As hillarious as this is, it's creepy as to how gender based tyranny merely changed sexes. But as you've "apologized" you've accepted all my unspoken prot accusations as fact, and thus... I must now keel haul you in the name of social justice!!!

[@Call-me-Al]

@@thedarkmaster4747 certain men like to be called those exact terms during sex too. It isn't really sustainable to go after what a minority of people fancy in bed, because sooner or later we run into golden showers fans and scat addicts. If they are all adults in the privacy of their own home, then that is their private business and shouldn't form public policy.

[@thedarkmaster4747]

A HA i like dirty talk like no one's buisness. The jungian shadow always floats closser to the surface when aboard the HMS bedroom. That's not the issue, it really really isn't. The problem isn't wemen being turned on by being called a "gutter cum slut" in the bedroom, the problem is men not being allowed to say those words to a woman, whether the context is complimentary, derogatory or sexually sadomasochistic, or genuinely sadomasochistic. All speech is important, all of it, nomatter how rediculous. If people want to litterally eat sh*t, that's fine by me in all circumstances, solong as it's in private and behind closed doors. And not in a public child including parade giving little underaged timmy a prime example of three girls, no cup and a consentual human centipede. Inshort: Eat all the sh*t you want, solong as you don't force it down other peoples throats, as thats technically rape or torture. *looks as a politician*

[@teoguez3389]

Subtitles : [Music] thank you very helpful

[@Lonezewolflonewolf]

We need more pirate movies.

[@racafritz]

Lonezewolf Gaming Good pirate movies.

[@colinmcrae7562]

And video games

[@GaryTurbo]

There's already a pirate game but I heard theres a pirate movie coming out

[@Lonezewolflonewolf]

@@GaryTurbo you have the name of it?

[@GaryTurbo]

Seven seas

[@frankie4493]

can we acknowledge just how very well written these lyrics were. Like whoever put that much effort into writing about feminism and have it tune with pirate talk deserves recognition.

[@TheGlobuleReturns]

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