Sexy Vampires - Key & Peele

[@Boeing-777-X]

The cultural shift between 90's Vampires and late 2000's vampires was something to see.

[@zingg7203]

Republished

[@lynnpabontheelitehero6579]

Something to see as in a became shit? Last time I checked, vampires supposed to eat human beings not fall in love with them... This sexy vampire bulshit is just to turn teens on. It's like teen porn. Vampires are supposed to be terrifying and ugly monsters--not sexy Calvin Klein models.

[@dakotaa7535]

@@lynnpabontheelitehero6579 Vampires always had a sexual element to them. Count Dracula has been a bit of a seducer since pretty much his original incarnation. The change was humanizing vampires and downplaying their predatory nature. Vampires tend to be attractive and charming; but they're also utterly inhuman manipulative.

[@elgritton]

Reee

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@lynnpabontheelitehero6579 in the original story, the book talks non stop about how hot Lucy's corpse was, right before she came back to life as a vampire. They've always been sexy.

[@theprofessionaldunce285]

They do these so well they could make movies out of most of them!

[@theprofessionaldunce285]

@NimbuX Keanu was so funny .

[@warrobotsazuredragon4791]

He has made movies but they aren't really based off his sketches

[@Hobbes737]

There is a comedy about vampires which is really fuckin good by Taika Watiti "What we do in the shadows" it's in my top 5 movies of all time

[@theprofessionaldunce285]

@@Hobbes737 screenshotted so I remember to look it up thx !

[@safiiyaa]

69 likes... I don't wanna ruin it 😢

[@Jesse__H]

My favorite part was the one vampire's little head shake when he's like "are you two even lesbians?" lmao

[@spacegamer267]

777 likes i wont like

[@SagittariusArcherVaperkitten]

Me too it was such a guilty head shake...so much in that tiny head movement. I love this skit...watched it so many times...Key and Peele are comic Geniuses.

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

That was the funniest XD

[@kvymvy]

“If we gone eat then let’s eat. Damn!” I felt that

[@Cuban20]

That's how I felt everytime my Abuela (grandma) kept doing 2hr fucking prayers over the damn chicken. At one point I just cut her off and said AMEN

[@nameyourchannel838]

How i feel when my sister has to take pictures of everything we order at a restaurant

[@Cuban20]

@@lilplayboy98 What wall would that be?

[@beni-cy4gx]

First set the table

[@cyan3152]

Look how many likes you have...

[@MichaelHolmgaard]

Key and Peel cameo on "What We Do in the Shadows" as these characters

[@neginf.7639]

Oh my god yesssssss!!!!!

[@timothye.2644]

That would be so brilliant 😂

[@harrycallahan5674]

Snap that would be awesome.

[@josephphillips5372]

Fuck yeah that would be great. I wish they would do that. 🤣🤣👍

[@birb.9684]

Your mi nd i-😭

[@briarmason8737]

"I got bit on purpose so I could live forever and see future cars." Yep, that'd be me in that scenario

[@Tai-ey3lx]

If we’re being honest, vampirism is the best type of immortality. You live forever and don’t have to be alone because you can turn your family and friends, if they want.

[@landewell6862]

Nah shit will be boring af. I will be lazy af. I mean I hustle in real life because i only have 60 years to live. My goals will be gone with my lazy ass

[@abdulazizaljuaid2888]

@@landewell6862 So you are motivated by your imminent death? You need a therapist

[@gopistons4]

Tai Looking past the ‘ol cannibalism, are we? I know you mentioned the family & friends man but that’s not gonna last long, and all of those people gotta eat too. In the end, you’re gonna be biting innocent people. Now if you could make an alternative source of food, then we’d be talkin.

[@shinyshuckle3771]

@@gopistons4cow blood, sheep blood, etc.

[@laltanpuia2619]

The "victim" girl was sooo good she made me totally uncomfortable!

[@Noumakara]

She sure is

[@kenji8048]

what the fuck is going on here

[@khalilfarah901]

Kenji Lee-young that’s what I said

[@joey2765]

How? When anyone can literally act that. She barley did anything

[@laltanpuia2619]

@@joey2765 you have obviously not seen enough bad acting

[@BlaqRainFresh]

“His name ain’t even Tristian.” Why does that line hit so hard?!

[@Uncfg]

BlaqRainFresh it’s the truth. Truth hitz...

[@iftinjama9451]

lol reminds me of mean girls .

[@beasix9384]

His name isn't even intriastin..

[@Kayla-ly8rm]

The pure disappointment in his voice, as if that was the last straw 😭😭

[@chamirajones206]

It do 😂😂

[@NellielGrimmjow]

"Did any of that actually get in yo mouth?" 😂👌 That's what I be thinking in vampire movies lol if they need the blood, why waste so much..?? They kill people for a swig of blood..

[@linky13]

Blood is not even nutritious. It's just water, iron, and a little bit of protein.

[@busychrissy0.0]

They get high off of it. The fear of the human makes the adrenaline higher so they get high when they taste it

[@logansites]

Dont they realize there's vampires in Ethiopia that would kill for that wasted blood?

[@HarlequinHeart16]

Honestly same

[@TaigaManefellow]

oh my.. u got it!!

[@Romey23]

“Nipple play is for private time, come on now we talked about this like 20 minutes ago” 😭😭😭

[@ohboy6738]

I got bit on purpose so I can live forever and see future cars.

[@sirmount2636]

Straight up gratuitous

[@YaNoAwantoMas]

I got bit and now i have to read stupid comments on youtube for all eternity

[@typicalangryblackguy4022]

straight G shit

[@Y.M...]

Congrats you watched the same shit as all of us XD

[@bingram2011]

Fuck yeah bro!!!!

[@t-jay3589]

That girl playing the victim is a good actress

[@leohino9211]

Which one played victim?

[@castigohd]

@@leohino9211 girl in blue

[@FatAmericanMantittys]

Lol thought I was the only one who noticed thT

[@Uncfg]

It wasn’t an act

[@joey2765]

How when I anyone can literally act that. She barley did anything?

[@Leggooo]

He dropping words of wisdom...... "Nipple play is for private time!" 😂😂😂

[@Uncfg]

Jay Ach so true, so true 👌🏾👌🏾

[@Degen9111]

Yup, not suit for public time, AT ALL

[@makayla71399]

That just cracked me up when he said that 😂😂😂😂

[@draheim90]

My ex used to say “nipple play is for sexy time.” When I’d ask why she’d say in a seductive voice, “because it’s sexy.”

[@gabrieljude2478]

"Brother Tyrell welcome to the first night of your new and...what are we wearing here."

[@austinboylan5476]

“I’m just wearing what I got bit in.”

[@lockinn-8612]

*"No, seriously get your hands off me before I fuck you up"* I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did😂🤣😭

[@101perspective]

"Nipple play is for private time."

[@fuktrumpanzeeskum]

No, you should have laughed that hard cuz that shit was funny.

[@nomadic228]

"I dont get why its got to be so sexual and LICKY!" I'm dead lmao😂😂

[@Repented008]

He right. Coronavirus ain't no joke, fam.

[@elyonkunda6772]

I just don’t understand* why everything gotta be all sexual*

[@mrhollow8697]

@@Repented008 cool

[@yasou7577]

@@elyonkunda6772 They were quoting the video they're going to say what he said lmao

[@jamalsaleh6251]

This song has been playing for 2 years and it sucks 😂

[@lucasmucas9072]

This just seems Desperate

[@_ifulooknmeimndahood]

And the girl that said that line is the at&t girl from the commercials lily adams but that's not her real name ijs

[@zzdesolatezz]

That's what it's like working at Walgreens or a Cvs...

[@ouranos0101]

I actually really like the song :(

[@Muhammad-us6or]

S

[@Prederick]

"I got bit on purpose so I could live forever and see future cars." This is the vampire movie I need to see.

[@malkiashelly6086]

"Oh, I'm just wearin what I got bit in 😂"

[@innertubez]

"Did any of that actually get in your mouth? 'Cause I mean, nah, shoot, no wonder y'all is hungry all the time." lmao

[@AS-ow9rv]

Have I watched this before? Yes Will I watch it again reposted? Yes.

[@Dvotimus]

I was really hoping for a sequel

[@prosia1407]

What's your profile picture source?

[@grownman206]

"SPREAD THE MEAT" 😂😂😭☠️☠️

[@TVeeTime]

grownman206 took me out!! 🤣🤣🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@grownman206]

@@TVeeTime lol too funny😂

[@TVeeTime]

grownman206 and disgusting at the same time 🤣🤣🤣

[@IAM7984JAXF]

😂😂😂

[@yungpaijo]

My favorite part Sounds like a Vampire from Transylvania😂

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

When you're in a group of vampires, and you're the only one who sucks.

[@genovese7677]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache YOU AGAIN

[@burnisher2678]

Why arevyou everywhere

[@danniaddams5502]

I'm not even a vampire, and that still hurt my feelings.

[@conntoons_4848]

Oh look it’s Justin Y

[@guillermoguerrero9063]

What's up girl

[@SadDad01]

"Ofelia, bring the new blood" Hilarious how he says that 🤣 😂

[@thealgerian3285]

My man Tyrell summed up everything I hate about Vampire movies.

[@thatbitchnoemie]

And he summed up what I love about them. I know it's ridiculous but I find that really entertaining. lol

[@asherujudo7383]

@@thatbitchnoemie sometimes camp is good.

[@Ludo045]

Vampire stuff are made for female audience..

[@alnu8355]

My man Tyrell is exactly how I would act as a vampire.

[@ggundercover3681]

@@Ludo045 yea...but not every female likes this. I have a friend who is into this type of crap but I just cringeeeee. it's no wonder I always connected to the guys when it came to shows. however, I try to find a middle ground because I sometimes enjoy more girly stuff. but it's its just so ... extra?? I just can't. either cringe or laugh or both.

[@alexsandunga]

You know you can make your teeth come out without doing all that nonsense. See 😂😂😂

[@Genpri]

I know this was super awkward to film

[@gamecreatorc]

"Weird for you maybe." (For the true Key & Peele fans.)

[@Genpri]

gamecreatorc “I’m chilling holmes!”

[@bboykiddblack]

Everybody doesnt feel awkward as easily as you. So no. It probably wasnt loll

[@conquer535]

I reckon it'd be a laugh with everyone just being silly aka everything they do

[@jacesaces15]

Well it's a bunch of trained actors, I doubt any of them felt awkward.

[@LyssLiLi]

*Jordan Peele a "sexy" vampire with a beer gut.*

[@nicoleraheem1195]

He was kinda hot😭😂😂😂

[@PassiveLearner365]

All that's needed to be sexy is confidence and he had a lot 😍👏

[@thatguywiththecoolusername6787]

Dad bod forever

[@z4ppho419]

Roasted

[@pesikimoana3270]

Lyndii Mey bitch don’t ever 😭 you mad over what?

[@adrianreeves5583]

"This O negative tastes like pennies." lol

[@DeathnoteBB]

When a jock vampire meets the sexual goth vampires

[@Mr.Limekiller]

yes that's the entire point of the video fuckface

[@DeathnoteBB]

Mr. Limekiller Then why be a dick about my comment, jackass?

[@mrt110883]

@@Mr.Limekiller No it's not. It's about mocking an established way of doing things when it gets to be so over the top that the everyone but the leader can see that it's been stale. Key's character doesn't have to be a jock to make the sketch work.

[@Mr.Limekiller]

@@mrt110883 That's not what it's about at all and you made it much more complicated than it needs to be.

[@mrt110883]

@@Mr.Limekiller If you want to believe that Citizen Kane is a movie about sledding, then sure. Go right ahead.

[@nrg6245]

If we gon eat then we got eat damn. You over here hissing and shit 😂

[@el34glo59]

😂

[@shomari1234]

That shit had me crying 😂😂😂

[@oslonorway547]

4:13 What did you expect? .... Consequences.

[@nuyt6]

Oslo MGTOW then I got hit by a piano consequences

[@dacurlyyheadg3605]

Once again creds to the makeup/hair stylist .They are the true MVPs

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

"Are you two even lesbians?" A valid question

[@valmontdraconus]

One of my Fav K&P sketches. Perfectly captures the aesthetic of vampire movies from the 90s to early 2000s

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

Even the white girl getting eaten was like: "What the fuck are they doing?"

[@afrank1416]

The skits, humor, costumes, and make-up are always on point! KP keep it up.

[@jollybee5220]

Yeah, the show stopped years ago

[@melitosaldanha9417]

can you edit this too K(ee)P it up

[@jet-up2474]

Jackass😏

[@NoObKiLlerS117]

“Nipple play is for private time girl, we talked about this like 20 minutes ago”

[@Fexone718]

By far one of their funniest skits. Lmao thank you

[@raisingsunztv3794]

The smell of breath in the air doing the hissing scenes had to be horrendous 😂😂😂

[@sierra146]

💀😂

[@juxtaposedlime2734]

Whoever portrayed the victim girl is so good at emanating the second hand embarrassment.

[@mattneydl4477]

"I'm just wearing what I got bit in..." Idk why that's so funny

[@chet0388]

😂😂😂

[@justchill8175]

"BROTHAS AND SISSTTAASSS" I died laughing..

[@salmae3747]

“ if we gon eat then let’s eat “ that SENT me LMAOO

[@darthrowsdower3554]

"...and what are we wearing here?" 😂😂😂 I lost it!!

[@thewlf-man4191]

I’m just wearing what I got bit in.

[@1pyroace1]

That actor that play the victim is too good at acting it made me uncomfortable

[@handsomest1]

1pyroace1 yea she should’ve actually cried and been beaten tho

[@rachelfox8108]

@@handsomest1 What's your obsession with seeing women crying and getting beat up? You should examine that about yourself.

[@Theyshoulddomagconinlikeifyoua]

@@rachelfox8108 yea weird

[@arifkimy4700]

@@handsomest1 u fucking weird dude

[@rachelfox8108]

@@emmaisalone Find a kink chatroom and talk to someone who enjoys doing that in a safe, sane and consensual way. I'm clearly not the domme you're looking for.

[@theearchetype]

The last 2 minutes of this video , was the best two minutes in my life, Straight told her, I'll f*** you up 😂😂🖤

[@ahleybihop2496]

I can’t express enough how fucking genius these guys are! Omg

[@aidyrazlan3902]

This would make the dopest vamp movie ever.

[@Fankas2000]

That movie already exists and is call "What we do in the shadows". One of the funnies movies I have seen 10/10

[@trustworthy_hypocrite1838]

We need more movies and shows about modern day vampires who just want to chill

[@WHISKEYMUSIC]

have you seen what we do in the shadows?

[@-0rbital-]

TIMOTHY That’s hilarious!

[@schwann145]

Vampire: The Masquerade is pushing for more media presence - hopefully we can get a movie or show. That'll definitely be more modern, less Underworld. :D

[@fighterck6241]

@@WHISKEYMUSIC Being Human. Unfortunately it was on Syfy but it was good.

[@Psiberzerker]

That trope is partially for the heros. If Vampirism was just a fad diet, then you'd never be able to find them. Van Helsing shows up in town, and he's just got to do the FAQs. "All right," unrolls a scroll, "What's the nicest house with black curtains, and a private graveyard?" It just moves the plot along.

[@DeeJayAARonYT]

“His name ain’t even Tristan😒” 😂😂😂

[@FromBeyondTheGrave1]

A vampire hunter's worst fear vampires wearing casual clothes, and a sense of normalcy, it removes the giant blinking arrow that screams I'm a vampire

[@alnu8355]

Huh, you know something, that would actually make that job much harder.

[@deadseven3474]

Man imagine just being a vampire who dresses like a normal person and just gets blood from a hospital or something and some Wesley Snipes type guy comes in your crib making one liners and shooting silver at you.

[@911Truther69]

*That deconstruction of the overly-sexual, glamorization of the Vampire 🧛🦇myth was a nice change of pace. Bravo!* 🏆

[@faithfulramirez1181]

The part where peele says “ This is just bullshit you guy” and rolls his eyes gave me mean girls vibes.

[@ChrisCypher]

I would love to see a whole movie or show of this sketch.

[@Nikotine.420]

1:45 never thought it was possible to molest someone’s arm.

[@GrandpaCaleb]

The "victim" chick was posted up in their spot at the end with a drink in her hand 😂😂😂

[@sabrinamitchell4107]

She must've became a vampire.

[@TheBlarggle]

@@sabrinamitchell4107 Well, that's what happens. Get bit and don't die. You become a vampire.

[@fighterck6241]

Yeah I'm pretty sure she has to be a vampire now.

[@usagiaoiropop5400]

Key and Peele killing my high school twilight fantasies over here 😂🤣😂

[@batzxxl]

"I'm just wearing what I got bit in." So 2000's.

[@RichardMcWolff]

They should have made a series about this! OMG. I want more of this! LOL

[@t-jay3589]

From now onwards I'll be adressing everyone with "Ophelia..."

[@DigiCube4]

Shut up Ophelia...now spread the meat *hiss*

[@Muhammad-us6or]

Siksic

[@tamaraturner449]

Key and Peele are the best 😂😂

[@MichaelEstrada]

Imagine listening to the same song for two years.

[@selestielwolf7949]

You can always tell who the vampire leader is because the women all throw themselves at him.

[@ahmad55]

I feel like Key should be on What We Do in the Shadows and play this character.

[@palmmute]

"Girl, seriously, you gotta get your hands off me before I fuck you up" and "his name ain't even Tristan" are comedy gold👏

[@DylanCodet]

Life is simple: Key and Peele post, I click, i watch, i like, I leave

[@onkelpappkov2666]

I wreathe in agony standing idly by like a drone sent to perform a task it is not allowed to fulfill as I await the next upload, my boring, anxiety-filled life drowning me in a flood of unrelated information and sucking every inch of hope out of my stubbornly pulsing heart. Existence is irrational and as fleeting and meaningless as it is heavy and unending. Daily life is a chore and death cults of all colours battle for my worship praying for the end times to come and for God to ascend us out of this misery, craving for relief that has been absent for millenia. I am but a speck in a sea of fruitless torment, toiling on and on without purpose. Key and Peele release a new video. I click. I laugh. I like. I comment. I leave.

[@odgarig8601]

repeat

[@tundr4s]

the “spread the meat” killed me

[@twisted1800]

I must have watched this skid over 30 times already, still funny as hell...lmao

[@alexizyoung]

“Y’all over here licking and hissing... if we gone eat. Let’s eat dammit”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@shomari1234]

😂😂😂😂

[@BatmanPops]

The original Dracula 2000 movie that was going to happen first but just never got picked up lol 😅

[@rascalw.492]

The girl they were going to eat was a good actor.

[@tapandalwadi2453]

The way they all hiss is acted very nicely by the cast 😂😂🤣🤣

[@oneoftheskull3158]

You can't out-act these two. Imagine them directing you, the pressure.

[@-Tokay-]

The background music playing is actually good though.

[@iceman4311]

What is this song

[@kevinsanchun2052]

Not good enough to listen to it for two years straight 😂

[@thecreativeKue]

Key & Peele are like that comedic drug dose you need everyday, even if you’ve watched their shit a thousand times over...

[@alexlestrange8662]

I just watched this a few hours ago because I was on a Key & Peele marathon lmao, apart from that it's always nice to see Milana Vayntrub

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

I can’t remember all the sketches, but this is definitely in my top 10.

[@royaltyent6727]

Kinda wished this was a movie or a TV show, wanted to see more

[@rellbgm]

Let’s take a moment and applaud the great Wesley Snipes for being the badass BLADE!! nostalgic af, I want a gameboy now.

[@korykent5645]

Queen of the Damned? 😂😂😂

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

The whole Anne Rice vampire thing. And maybe a little of the Blade vampires.

[@andrewkappler5503]

RIP. Aaliyah

[@VidalDjo]

That actress is good tho, she looks legit scared!

[@danzbutrfly]

ikr

[@نورجہاں-ط3م]

Ikr

[@AndreaJ3]

“Spread the meeat”

[@manthrali5340]

Xxx

[@MartinPrEsc03]

4:14 every "emo" at a hot topic in 2019 lol

[@Superstarseven]

This is goth, not emo. Galaxybrain.

[@omniburrito]

when the person who really should have been a bruja gets turned by a toreador.

[@Richwiking318]

These guys are just extraordinary..

[@payshi]

Definitely has some Interview with a Vampire vibes 😂

[@RandomNest]

"I mean are you 2 even luzbians?!" 🤣🤣🤣 "His name ain't even Tristen." 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hester_prynne]

the way he says "ophelia, bring the new blood" is hilarious

[@dezealakija]

Fresh Prince version of Will Smith as a vampire 😂😂

[@kaheaisaac1]

One of my favs. Love Keegans expressions😂😂

[@goagubbengurra6823]

this is actually another one of my favs

[@SuperCrazydada]

One of my first K&P experience, good old times.

[@heathercalun4919]

When you're playing Pathologic and just trying to kill time inside the Broken Heart 3:23

[@ilovebeinagirl]

This should be a sitcom. It could be like "The Odd Couple" meets "Interview with a Vampire"

[@snoopekittay316]

"Are you two even lesbians?"

[@TheLily97232]

I thought they were Americans

[@lDeadRankl]

“All of this life we think we are living is just a dream” how many others picked that up On the tv? Message maybe?

[@lisakarson3279]

I did.. Just listen to it without looking at it at the same time I just happen to be meeting my dealer so yeahhh awkward pause... LOL but for real I was walking out to the car and had to throw my my phone in my coat and it just kept playing n here we are😕😂

[@lisakarson3279]

Its on the TV tho

[@lDeadRankl]

Haha good stuff

[@amymenjivar8960]

Listen to dream by imagine dragons

[@Rayrules2201]

Metta World Peace

[@shomariharrington7243]

“spread the MEEEAAAAT!” 😂

[@ladybink]

“You gotta get your hands up off me before I fuck you up” I hollered🤣

[@michealcarson6459]

Ophelia.... makes me laugh every time lol