Fern Brady - Comedy Up Late 2018 (S6, E11)

[@plasticvideo]

"Amazing for my skin" that was soooo good.

[@maggiestreet7831]

I didn't get it?

[@Matt.62]

Maggie Street Catholics are often taught not to use contraceptives, so they often resort to pulling out. The joke was a reference to the idea that semen is good for skin, so practicing “Catholic contraception” is amazing for her skin. That was a weird explanation to type 😅

[@kingofdogs49]

@@maggiestreet7831 it was subtle yet sweet

[@esobelisk3110]

Matt S I feel like it’s just perfect that this comment now has 69 likes (thank me later) :-)

[@chikeneu131]

@@maggiestreet7831 too innocent learn when ur older

[@blueandgreenslacks]

Gawd I love her accent.

[@Link_Says]

ÆONSONE noooope. Lol. Scottish accents are groooss. Also my mum is scottish so i can say this :p

[@mmill7189]

ÆONSONE then you'll like mine I'm Scottish too

[@variansloth]

agreed always liked the way scots talked

[@anutpalgogoi9741]

Linz Says no you can't

[@hotpranat]

Man I hate it

[@lazyboi9982]

"This little fetus grew up and got opinions of her own"

[@davebuchan81]

Had to pause the video to laugh more! That is a fucking killer line haha

[@snackman94]

Just dripping with irony.

[@supimpanda2312]

That's me vs. My opposite political view point, homophobic, racist parents

[@snackman94]

@@supimpanda2312 Define racist....

[@snackman94]

@@supimpanda2312 Not really what I meant, but okay.

[@Sky-zr2tg]

[Doing a cheeky little dance] "This lil fetus grew up and got opinions of her own"

[@gabriellekelly3141]

“Ugh this one’s broken” 😅

[@alecnewman6052]

i dont know what i love more, the jokes written on her palm or her accent. she funni

[@drdassler]

Found by accident. Quite impressed. I'll watch more from her.

[@morganstarchild3103]

drdassler me too

[@drdassler]

Seen lots more of her. Best female comedian of her generation. If it wasn't for James Acaster I might not use the word 'female'.

[@shockmesherlock6084]

Found by accent you mean (i'm sorry)

[@magnummax78]

drdassler, same hear! I’ve been a top supplier of Catholic Beauty Products since 1992!!

[@SmithCommaBenjamin]

There isn't anymore. She never made it past having a 15 minute comedy set.

[@tinaloye2014]

She's 32? She is right about the secret then!

[@calviincalifornia4048]

i can provide free samples, but you need to pull it out of me

[@tinaloye2014]

calvi in california don't be lazy

[@kennythekoala4759]

calvi in california Your sample machine is way too small, you’d be lucky to get even three little droplets to try out. 1/10 stars.

[@BipoIarbear]

I can attest to this 100%...an I can say it without self interest cos its my mum's face

[@margaritam.9118]

Jesus, Tina, quit smoking and drinking, you’re not supposed to look old at 32

[@jutre6045]

She sounds like alcoholic granma that your other granma never wants to visit. . . . . And I LOVE IT

[@tobymaltby6036]

Well, at 32 she is certainly old enough...

[@hannahnewnham4220]

Grandma

[@calhta]

@@hannahnewnham4220 Thankyou, that was painful to read...twice.

[@elianasrv]

@@tobymaltby6036how old are you? xD

[@FishGuts92]

I love her humour

[@gregusmihai]

Fried check-in.

[@ImmortalXuMiao]

Fern u make me feel less dead inside

[@martha881]

Couldn't have said it better

[@scarymonsterer]

what an amazing observer of human nature

[@zionakinjide650]

When you pay attention to people you shake your head and absolutely worry for posterity...

[@Brucessary]

"What's your confirmation name?" ROFL

[@avantgardeaclue]

The Scottish accent just works for comedy. No matter what you say it just sounds funnier in that accent.

[@MarkOfArgyll]

Often was asked to say "curly wurly" to amuse my English colleagues.

[@ulalaFrugilega]

It's true, but also a Scott can sound quite terrifying, too.

[@VoxUrania]

“Have you met most people?” 🤣

[@proudpancake3441]

Love her accent, love her sense of humour

[@christinadrescher3163]

That accent makes me want to puke haggis I've never eaten.

[@christinadrescher3163]

Comedy is great.

[@sarahdactyl2180]

I love her accent. She’s hilarious. She’s gorgeous. Might be my new fav :)

[@deeliciousplum]

I am in awe. Wonderful, weighty, and empowering comedy.

[@Ring0fSaturn]

Fern is beyond brilliant; she's brave and very funny. Her take on politics such a satisfying aspect of this set. She's honestly hilarious.

[@DrMcFly28]

She's terrific, but I'll be honest that accent is so awesome I could listen to her reading a grocery list for 7 minutes

[@phasm42]

I love how she always closes with "I've been Fern Brady"

[@weird2928]

And that usually sounds like i've been fair and pretty which she actually is

[@as3609]

It just makes me wonder if she's still Fern Brady

[@Asade-br7jd]

chacken

[@alliblackman5020]

She's AMAZING.

[@PIXELEDsamm]

I'm not sure if it's just because I'm drunk and high but this girl is funny af.

[@AnishShresthaonRoll]

Profile pic checks out

[@adamcoe]

it's not, but also not a bad idea anyway. with ya 5 years later mate

[@Kaziklu]

When I was in my 20s I had long hair, had a very feminine wiggle to my hips and often stole my female roommates heeled boots to go to the club. I also had long side burns and a van dyke. I walked past a white hip hop bar and three guys outside yelled at me (they didn't see my face I am assuming) "Hey, Elvira come here I've got a pearl necklace for you" I turned around and said "What?" the shrieked "OMG it's a dude" I'm pretty sure one of them threw up. It was a proud moment. I never doubted Cat Calling again. Then again I've been cat called by women. Drunk Women are like Men but super filthy but much more articulate.

[@dionisiojunioroliveira3110]

I'M DYING!

[@jessicaj8564]

Lol wtf!!??

[@hannahnewnham4220]

Statistically women are less likely to pray on boys tho, like you don't usually see a group of thirty years old women cat calling a fourteen year old boy. Where as I'm fourteen and I've had men blatantly staring and calling at me.

[@Wheeziebeen]

@@hannahnewnham4220 I feel if I didn't live in the middle of nowhere I would have the same experience, cus I'm 14 as well, but I look 16 as I'm tall and curvy, but I live in the country and my family knows almost every single person on our road.

[@aellalee4767]

Love this set. It's my favorite I think.

[@leishayoung4124]

Very good! Loved it!

[@cryss5824]

Beautiful lady + Great sense of humour + Scottish accent = The greatest thing in the world

[@chloepekel]

That first line!! Nailed it 😅

[@marvelousmrsnunya]

She's so funny 😂😂 so happy I came across this one!

[@falconbright661]

Great comedian the lady always makes me laugh.

[@OmgItzNay]

omgosh i love her

[@marQP2]

I heard "Fair & Greedy" instead of "Fern Brady" lmao. I love the scottish accent but sadly my ears aren't as used to it as I'd wish they'd be.

[@leftfootmoreright3304]

just here for the accent - love it!

[@dandygirl6]

they need to give her a nice long special

[@GiladGur]

It is so sweet that she has notes of her gig on her left palm...(have you noticed?)

[@MajinTalon]

This woman is bloody excellent. I wish I caught her visits here, up until an hour ago I didn't know she existed

[@blissclair9743]

She's my favorite stand up comedian

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

This is so true. I’m Jewish and I grew up in a town with only one other Jewish person. So when I went to college and everyone was Jewish, every time I met a guy or girl they were shocked by how excited I was. There is a comfortability in dark neurotic Ashkenazi humor, the importance of education, and you knew the guys were circumcised.

[@Ayberch]

She's fantastic

[@roberthunt1540]

Now tha's a fouine young leddy! Very talented!

[@annelogged]

This is the best gig.

[@annelogged]

Yep. So dark and accurate.

[@phasm42]

"I've been Fern Brady", love she always ends with that.

[@saoirsedoyle134]

love her 😭

[@jasonland455]

Fern always makes me laugh

[@martha881]

*"you don't have legal abortion"* WE DO NOW!!! WOOOHOOOOO 🤩😅😆😝✌👌

[@nathanwinters2400]

@altkovac No dearie, we're losing a mass of cells called a fetus. Life isn't sacred and neither is the human race. :>

[@kuropotato8097]

​@@Kevin-jv7mz Hey bro. Ever heard of a condom? Its alot cheaper than an abortion. It's funny how people get so butthurt when someone voice their opinion. A couple can use a condom, pullout, or simply use pills. They have have so many options to prevent pregnancy. Why don't yall just admit that you value that 3 second of ecstasy more than what would have became a full walking breathing thinking human being. Cruel Bastards, prefer murdering an innocent life just because they can't take responsibility for their actions. To put it bluntly: If u so fucking poor, Don't go in raw u daft cunt.

[@kuropotato8097]

@@Kevin-jv7mz I wrote a whole paragraph to try and explain my point on how abortions are cruel, and are only there because people get piss drunk and wake up the next morning with a mistake in their life. But then I realized I don't live in the US, so why should I care what yall do with your babies. Have a good day sir/mam.

[@bubblegummel]

@@kuropotato8097 i value a naan bread more than a fetus so yeh

[@multidimensionalhypercube]

@altkovac it's not losing a life, a foetus before 27 weeks cannot feel pain, it's basically a lump of cells at that point. It cannot think, it isnt sentient, it's as sentient as a brick wall.

[@cindygiesbrecht3146]

She's right about the button on the train. People are always pushing it before its on. I think it's the hope that the second it does light up their finger is already pushing it and the door will open faster??

[@Tairneanach]

Where I live, the buttons light up once you've pressed them, so it should be pretty clear to anyone standing there that, yes, the door is going to open as soon as it's been unlocked. And yet people push the button again, often multiple times.

[@hulabulia1329]

I just hold it down and it opens whenever it can

[@geministargazer9830]

Cindy Giesbrecht I’m the kind of person that keeps pushing a button, it’s more just something to do while you wait. I like to push buttons, it’s kind of a tactile thing like those fidget spinners (when they’re actually given to people who need them).

[@RacingPepe]

Yea that stuff really gets on my nerves. Just like people wigglin their knee repeatedly when sitting down. It's such a nervous weird habit and people hate when you point it out to them too. Just stop it then..

[@wayde5545]

People who stand up on airplanes even before the doors have opened should also not be allowed to vote

[@MrEndada]

I love ya Fern! You make me sick laughing! I’m an Irish guy and you crack me up. In Ireland cling film was an Irish answer to an Irish problem -no condoms - dah!

[@ifrog92]

So good 👌🏽

[@Synochra]

man she's great

[@wallyraza3419]

Holy moly she's hilarious!!! 😆

[@ravenclaw.glader9954]

I love her sm

[@bensmith6554]

Definitely a top!

[@thefudgestix]

I LOVE FERN BRADY!

[@Lijoje]

She’s the best!

[@blackcorp0001]

Worth a flight to Melbourne to see her live :) So funny

[@r_kajane]

Watching this after her Live in Apollo -- can really see the difference in her stance and delivery. Love her nonetheless!

[@dmgsoultogetherness6667]

"ma tummy" bless

[@parkjammer]

A fan 'o Fern! Always nice to hear something fresh from this brutal truth-teller!

[@TheTibetyak]

I loved her accent. I couldn't understand it, but I still loved it. Closed Captioning didn't do any better.

[@jbaby007]

She's great

[@Icanfigureitoutintime]

I'll bet she gives great hugs.

[@musty129]

Brilliant

[@robot7759]

I wanna be a banana! "Have you met most people?" 😹

[@Brainfryde]

I've been preached at and still found it funny :) A clever lass, hope we see more of her!

[@gillygerbs5984]

I'm in love.

[@robot7759]

Brilliant Fern.

[@blaustein_autor]

"I've been fair 'n pretty" ... wait what? Oh she said her name...

[@kooale]

Lovely!

[@leilaazimi3606]

i love how she always writes her cues on her hand

[@mehAudio]

Tbf, I keep pressing that train button so the people behind me shut up who are convinced I am willing to miss my station just so they miss theirs, too.

[@carlosf3421]

Hilarious. She came out swinging.

[@sarcasmo57]

she was great

[@iamcornelia]

Top class 🙏

[@JackRabbit002]

Lass is funny man! With her gravely tones.... They sound so course but real

[@crumbsies]

She's so funny and most ppl are idiots indeed lol. and oh.. I love her accent soooo much.

[@Marqui91]

I do this job cuz I'm dead inside 😂

[@empress_highpriestess3307]

Wanting to know the name of her lip stains..on point gorgeous!

[@stevenhoman2253]

top comedy. Scottish babes are very together.

[@frankmackenzie8163]

fucking top notch

[@philipppatzen3]

sooo.... you just sat there for an half hour and watched? like "take your hand away, i count to thousand"

[@justabitofamug6989]

I was cat called when I was 12, and never since. I peaked at 12

[@sundesertmoon]

love. her.

[@Noble713]

Are those her notes about her material on the palm of her left hand?

[@pavlinageorgieva7254]

I don't see any notes

[@tofumar]

Does she have her set list on her hand?

[@Pailgingerman]

Fucking legend mate. Well on ya

[@tommo9176]

city of brunch? ill take that!

[@NSixtyFour]

FRIED CHECKIN'

[@wolfheart8604]

My family originated from Scotland and my Uncle has a thicc Scottish accent so I’m able to understand what she says. It’s a blessing and a curse. I’m the one that has to translate Scottish text to my friends(usually American friends).

[@justinperez493]

It didn’t seem to hard to understand. Once or twice did I have to rewind to decipher but she dictates very well.

[@wolfheart8604]

@@justinperez493 She does!

[@Wheeziebeen]

I've never had a problem, I mean my grandpa's Irish but he's never had much of an accent just slang like the way he says potato and tomato, but I've never had a problem with accents, I've watched a few videos with people with even stronger accents and it's gets a little harder to understand but she's very easy to understand

[@VictoriaAlfredSmythe]

she is funny.

[@vshah1010]

1:00 Her left hand has writing on it.

[@ChubbyChecker182]

Pretty Great stuff

[@comdrive3865]

3:45 tthis comment about melbourne being homeopathy central is so true. It's like people here could only conclude and think if you deliberately make people more sick, they'll just have to toughen up all by themselves and get better, they don't need help, they never need help! lmaooo

[@lavonaffair]

Saw her just before Frankie Boyle at Glasgow recently. I knew then I'd seen something special. :)

[@vagrantmessiah]

I think I just fell in love with her just a little bit

[@kevyelyod1211]

@3:05 we now have legal abortion after a referendum. You will have to park that joke now. 🇮🇪

[@aldenheterodyne2833]

Good for you! I'm genuinely happy to you! Now can you convince a few US states on why abortion should be legal? They won't listen to "liberal elitists" maybe they'll listen to you?

[@1234smileface]

We have abortion now in Ireland

[@kurtstergar1042]

Anal or oral!

[@nkfanning]

James Connolly 1916 like they said we have abortion in Ireland, north is irrelevant

[@dominicclarke4000]

@James Connolly 1916 eh we don't really care about the North here

[@dominicclarke4000]

@James Connolly 1916 OK I don't know what fuckin irish people you talked to but we hate the northerners they come down to our country and complain about shit for no reason don't bother try telling me I don't know irish people fuck you are probably from the North and one more thing about the North they feel the need to remind everyone about the troubles and how the british treated them well guess what fucko my da was in the british army

[@SuperNovaJinckUFO]

Congrats! We no longer have it in the US

[@laurahigdon9904]

I'm American and your correct about the disgusting T word WTF is wrong with ppl

[@petitio_principii]

I got to remember to mention the Scottish accent whenever I need to explain to English speakers the "r" sound in some Portuguese words like "baralho". Apparently English doesn't even has this "r" sound anywhere else.

[@timpatrick7985]

we roll our rs after vowels but not like the Spanish rrrr

[@krashd]

By ra way.