I'm deeply offended by the profound accuracy of her joke about lesbians and horoscopes.
@thrashpondopons27766 жыл бұрын
Well... Wasn't there anything in your chart to warn you of the offence???
@munkyphunkable6 жыл бұрын
pfft.. typical libra
@marquitaferguson51456 жыл бұрын
😁😁
@bjark29436 жыл бұрын
i felt so attacked by that
@angeyoldskoolcool6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha couldn’t be more correct
@WateverWatever047 жыл бұрын
Can she narrate my intrusive thoughts from now on please?
@maxfraser77017 жыл бұрын
WateverWatever04 true
@ashclouds21397 жыл бұрын
Honestly an angry Scotswoman screaming in my head is definitely not what I need personally lmao
@nightsocoolioyep76637 жыл бұрын
ashycloudy it is absolutely what I need
@WateverWatever047 жыл бұрын
ashycloudy Honestly if we've got an angry voice screaming in our heads anyway, why not at least have it be in the melodic tones of an angry Scot? 😅
@user-xk2st7fd1f6 жыл бұрын
WateverWatever04 I’m just gonna start imagining her voice is the one screaming at me lol
@josephharrison83547 жыл бұрын
I was on the top floor of a shopping centre yesterday, looking down at the floor below me, and just thought... What if I jumped onto the choir just to ruin that Christmas spirit? Then I remembered that the singers were all NHS staff and I didn't want to put any pressure on them. Literally or figuratively.
@millie77847 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
@julia_ruby7 жыл бұрын
Omfg that was beautiful.
@MissEasyPeasySleasy6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sophieh32336 жыл бұрын
l'appel du vide
@imdbbookaholic6 жыл бұрын
Good decision. The NHS are getting hit enough by the Tories
@olaitanluvsojewale7 жыл бұрын
"That's a lovely baby..." "Yeah but what if for no reason at all you booted that baby out this buggy... And it went flying like a rag doll... Into the sunset." 😂😂😂😂
@drunkenrobot39765 жыл бұрын
Ah, I thought she said pterodactyl Rag doll makes much more sense
@Snowshowslow5 жыл бұрын
But what a lovely image :-) Pram pterodactyl.
@Ben-rz9cf5 жыл бұрын
I do get those thoughts too. Mostly about punting cats though
@thebatonmaster4 жыл бұрын
@@drunkenrobot3976 LMAO, I thought the same thing at first, but then my brain said "ooh, 'rag doll', that makes more sense."
@thebatonmaster4 жыл бұрын
@@Ben-rz9cf Punting cats! lol, another great image.
@someguyonyoutube42857 жыл бұрын
Scots make great comedians
@vTKurse7 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle
@tryingtobeeloquent7 жыл бұрын
Aye we do
@camomiletea73577 жыл бұрын
too true
@ryanpreston16377 жыл бұрын
Aye,, that's true
@mirrorcats7 жыл бұрын
It's Sodium Chloride hell yeah
@RafidW97 жыл бұрын
holy accent.
@MrZooky1237 жыл бұрын
ho-leh axe'n
@ryanpreston16377 жыл бұрын
Am from Glasgow lol
@rossmillar69237 жыл бұрын
am fae glesga* lmao
@ryanpreston16377 жыл бұрын
Ross Miller,, aye a um haha,,, cheers fur eh correction pal.. 'preciate it
@nielsmichiels19397 жыл бұрын
hi tink its sehksi.
@Huba-jk2yw7 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is her accent is sooooo great
@user-iz3px8me4i6 жыл бұрын
Huba2017 It’s _just_ you.
@hoebread75846 жыл бұрын
June how fucking dare you insult the Scottish accent!!!!!!
@user-iz3px8me4i6 жыл бұрын
voldebean Oh no, I adore the accent, I just want to offend the stupidity of this overused phrasing, it’s tiring.
@fuckwit1076 жыл бұрын
_Of course you love her accent, it's SCOTTISH. SCOTTISH = FUCKIN AWESOME. SCOTTISH PRIDE YAAAAAS_
@mmill71896 жыл бұрын
Huba2017 well then you'll like mine I'm Scottish to lmao
@doctorwholover10125 жыл бұрын
Homophobe "I think a man and a man stood at the alter looks silly!" Reasonable person "go home???? You weren't invited ???"
@broseidon16584 жыл бұрын
Benny Jet Wot?
@thatb1h8554 жыл бұрын
Benny Jet ???
@chickenisindeedmystyle73164 жыл бұрын
Why do you care about other people’s private parts?
@esobelisk31104 жыл бұрын
Benny Jet and a gay person would probably find the thought of heterosexual sex disgusting. You don’t have to enjoy picturing someone having sex to respect their right to be in a relationship.
@kissmeraas4 жыл бұрын
@Benny Jet "I think a man with his cock up another man's arse is digusting" - So stop thinking about it?! No-one else was until you mentioned it, you pervert! 😲😂
@robinghoshal67717 жыл бұрын
Her talking about her boyfriend was adorable!
@benpowell-punmaster12144 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Rhianeramon7 жыл бұрын
As a lesbian who loves to talk about horoscopes as if they're real and also has intrusive thoughts about kicking babies out of prams, this honestly Speaks to me. Edit: @ ppl getting upset about the kicking babies thing, of course i don't actually want to kick babies, google intrusive thoughts lmao
@looseleafteabutworse7 жыл бұрын
go away as a Scottish lesbian who is EXACTLY the same, I think we should start a club
@user-qb3tk8rs8t7 жыл бұрын
go away other lesbians that talk about horoscopes annoy me in a very superficial way because COME ON ladies why 😂
@Rhianeramon7 жыл бұрын
I don't actually believe in them buddy, I just think they're a bit of fun.
@jaimewilliams56097 жыл бұрын
Tea same, what's your IG lmfao
@bensmith38086 жыл бұрын
Ew
@WiseWordsbyWiki6 жыл бұрын
I really liked her part about intrusive thoughts. People tend to only recognize ones that are less freaky or if you freak out about them, otherwise you're not really suppose to talk about them
@bluebird10453 жыл бұрын
I didn't know this was a thing other people have, too! I get it especially with stairs
@PTEC3 жыл бұрын
: )
@marzadky49343 жыл бұрын
@@bluebird1045 The reason why am afraid to drive because if I see a car in front, I wonder what would happen if I just drive infront of it. However, it has to be a speeding car. I also have same thoughts with height. I always wonder what would happen if I just threw myself down. This comedy made me realize I actually have a mental disorder and it's called Anxiety Disorder. I didn't know that and I often thought that maybe am suicidal and didn't know it. I promise am not.....
@martalaatsch83586 ай бұрын
@@marzadky4934okay but... you might be. Like, I had those thoughts for years and then suddenly they started coming more often and being harder to ignore amd then suddenly I was in the emergency psych ward. So like, definitely talk to someone about that.
@MadJunkFiler7 жыл бұрын
Love is... thinking about gouging your partner's eyes out while they're sleeping
@MoonThuli7 жыл бұрын
Wait just so everyone's on the same page, it's lovely to think about, but kind of frowned upon to actually go ahead and gouge their eyes out?
@_roy_1_me6437 жыл бұрын
dorgesh I think so, i mean is not clear so 🤷♂️
@wolfelee3567 жыл бұрын
Love is taking a dive and then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool
@franceyuk32517 жыл бұрын
Wow really huh I’ve been doing it wrong the hole time
@MadJunkFiler7 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure either. Maybe one of us needs to try it out and report back to the group?
@mojavebp55797 жыл бұрын
I relate with her on a spiritual level
@bigol92235 жыл бұрын
You're quirky and unique!
@Brownie21023 жыл бұрын
This
@BokorugroRR3 жыл бұрын
I am not sure she is happy about that
@loganmiddlenamepending52977 жыл бұрын
How does her accent make her jokes sound that much better?
@atb17834 жыл бұрын
Cuz yer a feckin raycist mate
@jjperceval4 жыл бұрын
Chasers do a song about it. Look up scottish stand up comedian
@akumaplantstudios88694 жыл бұрын
@@atb1783 Massive raycist. Don't ever try to deny it.
@theelfchannel5 ай бұрын
scottish storytelling, there is something there
@charlietrelawney68674 жыл бұрын
"his wee walking boots" I AM *WHEEZING*
@ezram27 жыл бұрын
she is terrifying. I love it.
@tonyamuzzy39737 жыл бұрын
if you see a homophobe that says gay marriages destroy the concept of marriage just show them pictures of themed straight marriages like a great example would be a Minions themed wedding
@fuzzyfoods7105 жыл бұрын
That's not technically sound reasoning. All gay marriage can destroy the concept of marriage but there can be some aspects of heterosexual marriage that destroy it too....let's face it those pricks that are against gay marriage are probably against minion marriages too
@saradanhoff65395 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzyfoods710 Statistically the exact same demographic stands in opposition to interracial marriage as well. So you might be onto something.
@catlady48585 жыл бұрын
@@saradanhoff6539 But why? Nothing in the Bible is against interracial marriage.
@jv-lk7bc5 жыл бұрын
@@catlady4858 nothing in the bible against gay marriage either. never mentioned it.
@natv555 жыл бұрын
@Tom Myers 🤣
@jakefisher54887 жыл бұрын
Russel howard looks different but he's way funnier today
@TCt830676957 жыл бұрын
small bits is he sick or something?
@h.poirot77886 жыл бұрын
I think he sold his soul to the devil in order to become funnier and old Luci had to change a few things to meet that request.
@blazortheepic03846 жыл бұрын
small bits hmmmm
@yoink73726 жыл бұрын
I deleted my other comment because I have no sense of humour and that joke flew right over my head.
@sentienttapioca54096 жыл бұрын
Turtle McDolphin That's some nice character development, right there.
@Zikomo77 жыл бұрын
She was really funny 😄
@steh88317 жыл бұрын
Zikomo7 - Yep, truly, genuinely funny.
@kevinjuden12395 жыл бұрын
Think she should not give up the day job
@katsukeys20924 жыл бұрын
I wish all of my intrusive thoughts came to me in Fern Brady’s voice lmaoo
@camerondon37124 жыл бұрын
That would be funny. I don't often have intrusive thoughts, so it wouldn't be much to me, but it would still be funny.
@McSkullmun Жыл бұрын
Mine sometimes come to me in the voice of Richard Ayoade. I’m not entirely sure why…
@philiphunn194 Жыл бұрын
Now I do too. It'd make them a touch less disturbing.
@aazhie11 ай бұрын
@@McSkullmunI hate the intrusive thoughts, but I will see if Richard will narrate them for me now. It might be more fun? XD
@ulalaFrugilega11 ай бұрын
What a lovely thought! I wish that, too, from now on. And I will try to make it happen!
@rafu12607 жыл бұрын
Dat accent
@cookymonster98157 жыл бұрын
its called scottish m8
@shortbreadhead7 жыл бұрын
it's called Bathgate m9
@mmill71896 жыл бұрын
Hondaman scottish
@secretninja2477 жыл бұрын
Like when you're walking down the road and you just think to yourself. I could push that person into the road. Yes I might go to prison, but there'd be nothing they could do to change what happened, They'd be dead. I mean I won't, I don't want to and I have morals...but I could '-' And then you just continue with walking down the road
@beardedemperor7 жыл бұрын
Rachel Manning sometimes I think of driving into oncoming traffic. If I die, they can't do shit to me.
@secretninja2477 жыл бұрын
Very true haha. As I child I always had this strange urge to stand on the top of the stairs, lean forward and just let go...I was a weird child (not much has changed :P). I didn't wanna die, I could just imagine the feeling of freedom..then I could imagine the physical pain of breaking my neck XD so I didn't
@chibimoon14326 жыл бұрын
I was the same way when i was little. I thought i was crazy for thinking such weird things. One day when i was 4 or 5 i was roaming the house when my mom was sleeping and i thought to myself as i passed the kitchen " right now, i could take a knife out the drawer and hurt mommy" I thought i was the worst for thinking that. i love my mother so much and would never want to hurt but at that moment i realized nothing can stop me from what i choose to do. I never acted on that terrible thought. instead i turned it into a positive. I thought well if i had the power to do something like that i have the power to make my dreams come true. To this day that's one of the very few things i regret thinking of.
@BelleFlower156 жыл бұрын
When I get road rage I think to myself, "You only get one chance to kill a stupid driver with your car. Is this the idiot you're going to waste your chance on?" 😂😂
@davebuchan816 жыл бұрын
@@chibimoon1432 Haha, that's a pretty good one. I don't get thoughts like that myself, but my brother was always thinking about throwing himself off a cliff or a tall building... You should not regret that thought, or any of the others - they are just passing things and they helped to make you the person you are. It seems that you learnt a lot from it so it was a good thing it happened, even if acting on the thought would have been awful. Have a good day :)
@lunatickgeo4 жыл бұрын
I spent fruitless minutes on Google trying to find a picture of her boyfriend cos I wanted to see just how short he is
@Blitzentine5 жыл бұрын
Intrusive thoughts are so hard to explain to people without coming off like a legit psycho. I honestly struggle to dry sharp knives with family in the same room.
@Speederzzz7 жыл бұрын
This is too real...
@CrankyNovelist73357 жыл бұрын
Love is the person knowing ur a little crazy and a little weird and loving u anyway.
@MammaApa5 жыл бұрын
I would say - love you because of the weird, not anyway. Normal people are boring.
@broseidon16584 жыл бұрын
Normal people _are_ boring.
@rosielow5276 жыл бұрын
Excuse me Fern, I need to marry you.
@rosiecooper80305 жыл бұрын
Same
@rheaalvares52745 жыл бұрын
Are you a short Irish dude
@hmvideos36015 жыл бұрын
@Fern Alderton someone didn't watch the whole video
@fwhat58015 жыл бұрын
Thanks bros. I love me too lmao
@bryanoliveira97785 жыл бұрын
I would marry her, but I could never compete wit that short Irish fella
@isaac5924 жыл бұрын
Fern, you are a bisexual icon and I am here for it because I’m an AGRESSIVELY BISEXUAL bisexual
@andreamiddlemass42717 жыл бұрын
I feel so much at home listening to a Scottish person doing stand up!' I'm from Edinburgh, Scotland.
@M_K_M_K_M_K6 жыл бұрын
Andrea Middlemass I just went there a couple of weeks ago! Edinburgh is awesome! :)
@rossyoung88926 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year from across the bridge!
@jessicabromhead19846 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@susang97536 жыл бұрын
Studied in Scotland and I enjoyed listening to people waaaaay more than I should have 😊
@fuzzyfoods7105 жыл бұрын
Have you ever been to Scotland? Its full of Scottish people doing stand up!
@artu23026 жыл бұрын
Just to say it. Some researchers think that you get those thoughts because you as a human have no way to express the feeling that something is cute or that you love it so much that you can’t even explain. So your instincts are to just kill the thing so it stops being so cute and endearing. Crazy shit right?
@Kick0a0cat6 жыл бұрын
This is not the case with this one, it's a simple intrusive thought. I've heard a similar thing though, when you get the desire to really squish a baby very hard, but you'd never actually do that or you think "this is so cute, I'm gonna punch a wall" - the theory I've heard was less dark though: when you get aggression caused by too much cuteness, it is because you have an inherent desire to protect the cutey. The aggressiveness gets you ready to fight off any harm that could come towards the baby, because you are its mighty protector.
@Kick0a0cat6 жыл бұрын
@@baldbaldrik655 yes, their tiny little ears 😍
@yltraviole5 жыл бұрын
What's the scientific explanation for this impulse I get for dropping expensive things into the void whenever I'm in a high place?
@gur2625 жыл бұрын
@@yltraviole.. You are a cat
@joseangeles83823 жыл бұрын
Ah, cute aggression 😗
@nielsmichiels19397 жыл бұрын
I...... think i'm in love.
@GotWrackspurts7 жыл бұрын
NIELS MICHIELS same
@bjark29436 жыл бұрын
neilswann80 HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
@musicalnerds1014 жыл бұрын
Thank you for talking about intrusive thoughts!! It used to make me feel so sad and I thought I was crazy. Now I know it’s normal for someone with anxiety, but I would have loved to see this when I was younger. Thank you so much Fern!
@izzyebdon23126 жыл бұрын
this is a bloody brilliant way to make talking about intrusive thoughts normal and funny. Because if you take away the anxiety you link to them, some of the thoughts are actually quite funny.
@joshuavickery867 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian and whole argument was stupid, it should of been legalized ages ago
@tycepickett12385 жыл бұрын
@@angie8110 yeah the issue is our politicians are weak willed morons who take fucking ages to make any sort of change because they are scared of rocking the boat and getting booted out of office. The vast majority of Aussie's thought the gay marriage referendum was a massive, retarded waste of money and that they should have just outright legalised it instead of pussy footing around. Kind of shitty how Fern makes it seem like we were all a bunch of bigots. Yeah there were a few people against it who were very loud, how the fuck is that any different to any other country? The hateful bigot types are ALWAYS fucking loud.
@Vesnicie5 жыл бұрын
And you should "of" paid attention in English class.
@naughtynat825 жыл бұрын
@@tycepickett1238 have you ever been any elected member? It's easy to talk smack when you got no skin in the game. Someone disagrees with you and THEY are a bigot? LoL.
@alexbloom24444 жыл бұрын
Snuggles McSquishbottom ‘Should have’ is correct, that’s where the short form ‘should’ve’ comes from. ‘Should of’ is incorrect. Maybe you should have paid attention in English as you don’t seem to know your basic grammar.
@naughtynat824 жыл бұрын
@@alexbloom2444 lol like anyone cares...
@TheGothicMother7 жыл бұрын
Oh god intrusive thoughts. I've had a thought of just pushing people in front of cars, kicking old ladies is the back of heel so they trip... And I'm a really loving, sensitive pansy of a human! Why doesn't my brain tell me to be wicked to good people. Furthermore, this was really funny.
@lovingreds6 жыл бұрын
Goth Mummi -Thank God for writing this! I worry I might be a nutter sometimes. Phew! 😶
@TheGothicMother6 жыл бұрын
lovingreds no! It's actually REALLY common! X
@georgesoros85896 жыл бұрын
Goth Mummi because you're nice, so your brain just wanders sometimes and thinks about horrible things, I think it's pretty normal, at least more normal than you think
@TheGothicMother6 жыл бұрын
aliendisco 3779 I think it is, I just worry cos I wonder if I'm really a horrible person who's tricking myself into being nice.... I wonder if I'm over thinking it slightly Lol x
@georgesoros85896 жыл бұрын
Goth Mummi but you choose to do the right thing, which is where your heart is
@mollybaker9576 жыл бұрын
Part of my brain says “You should jump up and sing YMCA in the middle of the year exams”
@Daniel-rf2hm6 жыл бұрын
Molly Baker or what would happen if I tripped the old invidilator.
@irishbaexx62726 жыл бұрын
Same
@fairylen73855 жыл бұрын
Listen to that part of your brain please
@CAH-ie7cd4 жыл бұрын
I used to dance with fern years ago and she was a right laugh was surprised she went into comedy because if we didn't laugh we would cry (which a lot of strippers done. Especially the ones with plastic surgery) so glad she's done well ❤️ well done fern ❤️
@Tera_totally6 жыл бұрын
"I don't like tallee smallee couples" But I like short guys, stop shaming me plz
@Grace-fz6uu6 жыл бұрын
Idk what Homestuck is I just like this picture you watch the second part or nah?
@saradanhoff65395 жыл бұрын
We dont kinkshame here. Unless that's your kink, you filthy filthy pervert.
@prestok5 жыл бұрын
@@saradanhoff6539 amazing answer, had me laughing out loud. Thank you
@camerondon37124 жыл бұрын
My sister is the second shortest in my family, and her boyfriend (husband in August) is well over 6 feet. It's funny.
@akumaplantstudios88694 жыл бұрын
@@camerondon3712 I love how you said husband in August. Like he was going to bloom.
@Anabananababey7 жыл бұрын
I love her!!! The funniest comedian I’ve seen in ages.
@shempone6 жыл бұрын
must be the first comedian you have seen
@Blitzstern12126 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see a baby my brain just goes: "Take it and Run" and I'm like "wtf brain"
@excellentcollins6 жыл бұрын
AS A LESBIAN WHO LOVES HOROSCOPES, I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED
@fuzzyfoods7105 жыл бұрын
As a Libra, I feel calm and stable
@LiliLawless5 жыл бұрын
Lesbian Gemini here. I don’t feel personally attacked... now. Might change my mind in a minute though.
@broseidon16585 жыл бұрын
Lesbian Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp here. I feel okay.
@sarahw1525 жыл бұрын
Capricorn = Can't give a flyin tose still love horoscopes. 😂
@sk8rgirlo7 жыл бұрын
I cackled like a witch at this!
@winistan7 жыл бұрын
sk8rgirlo that's cuz you are a witch
@itzmia10076 жыл бұрын
sk8rgirlo i cackle like a witch all the time hun join the craziness of the internet
@OP-10006 жыл бұрын
Just slap them with your broom stick.
@enriquepena20094 жыл бұрын
As someone who has intrusive thoughts and was so scared that those thoughts were just in my head. It's nice to hear about someone else having them
@madeleineprice35564 жыл бұрын
I loved every single word that came out her mouth, so funny and so confident and so authentic. Awesome comedy.
@Husker54547 жыл бұрын
omg i have intrusive thoughts aswell xD
@Sab.867 жыл бұрын
Husker54 yeah same.... that’s when my panic attacks happened 👌🏽🙄
@TheStrangerschild007 жыл бұрын
I thought everyone had them 😂 the baby one is really relatable 😂😂
@Sab.867 жыл бұрын
Jakeus Baba true lmao!
@Kick0a0cat6 жыл бұрын
@@TheStrangerschild00 everyone has them, you can google it. The difference is in how they affect your day to day life.
@missfunkadilly6 жыл бұрын
Everyone has them.
@MissBlueEyeliner5 жыл бұрын
I just presumed those “what if I just jumped in front of the train” thoughts were standard 😂
@martalaatsch83586 ай бұрын
They're not - and if it happens a lot, it's not just intrusive thoughts anymore, it's suicidal thoughts, there's a difference (the difference being whether there's *any* danger of it ever happening)
@Sab.867 жыл бұрын
Fern you are hilarious! Hope to see more of your comedy ❤️
@angushynd-gaw69907 жыл бұрын
I get those intrusive thoughts too. For some reason whenever I see a toddler running, sort of 2-4 year olds when there head is still proportionally large, I always have this urge to punt their wee heads like a rugby ball and watch them go flying.
@ABirdOnTheMoon7 жыл бұрын
A breathe of fresh air! Lovely indeed.
@pennywisethedancingclownof1676 жыл бұрын
When my mum twisted her ankle and I took her to hospital and had to be in a wheelchair all I could think about was pushing down a hill and onto a road.
@commiereddj94706 жыл бұрын
As a lesbain she is cute and I like her accent.
@blossomboop91425 жыл бұрын
I can’t get over her accent and big wife energy! :’>
@user-ei7ed6zy9k5 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares. You BLT people are getting worse than vegans
@blossomboop91425 жыл бұрын
Big Daddy Toyota Corola I don’t remember being a BLT burger honey 😘
@broseidon16585 жыл бұрын
I really like her accent as well.
@jv-lk7bc5 жыл бұрын
Big Laughing Twerkers? Boring Little Trolls?
@camomiletea73577 жыл бұрын
this was absoulutely hilarious thank you for introducing me to new comedians
@yikesonbikes155 жыл бұрын
UGHHH Scottish comedians will be the death of me and I mean that, I always laugh so hard when the accents come through 🤣
@yikana75357 жыл бұрын
The intrusive thoughts bit is soooo true
@spookymia81354 жыл бұрын
Finally, a comedian who A) knows what intrusive thoughts actually are, and B) has the exact same ones I have about my husband, all the goddamned time.
@mathildejensen32858 ай бұрын
I usually dont like stand-up, but I loved this and Fern Brady. She says aloud what everybody are trying to conceal. ❤❤
@vanadiumoxid39024 жыл бұрын
I think she explains intrusive thoughts kinda well. I've tried explaining mine to friends and they were just mildly freaked out. I have no idea how widely spread that phenomenon is
@StevenBanks1232 жыл бұрын
I’ve listened to transgressive comedians but this… this hits home. Would I EVER tell my wife my thoughts about what I could do SO easily, or the scenarios about how I’d take the news if the police came to the door with the news of her death in an accident. But perfectly normal (?) novelists write gruesome crime thrillers all the time and rarely end up in the psych ward or prison. I think its just our brains tugging at that loose tooth. I’m thinking of showing this clip to my wife and then staring at her …
@saitamatrash25277 жыл бұрын
I relate on the part where she’s like her mind gets a little artistic. My mind is actually dark. 😂😂
@guitarman03656 жыл бұрын
delivery is everything and her voice helps...nothing of what she says is groundbreakingly funny but just something about how she sounds makes it funny.
@waireads27126 жыл бұрын
I always get intrusive thoughts when I drive. "What if you just veered into the next lane, crashed into that car, caused a massive pile up and killed multiple people. Lol."
@fuzzyfoods7105 жыл бұрын
Radio 2 does that to me too
@jv-lk7bc5 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr bit
@39thrrmaxwell284 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend showed me this, and now I'm sleeping on the sofa, with my glasses on.
@j.athbheochan56105 жыл бұрын
She's more Scottish than Amy Pond, this is beyond science
@joshurban97784 жыл бұрын
Karen Gillian is Scottish though?
@camerondon37124 жыл бұрын
@@joshurban9778 I think she is. Can't tell you where from though.
@AkuraTheAwesome11 ай бұрын
Why does her hair look so perfect? Like, damn girl you're absolutely owning it.
@strangeandinteresting4 жыл бұрын
I need her to just, like... Read my inner monologue from now on. She's just got the best voice
@haleyhowell78895 жыл бұрын
"Smally tally couples" YAASS. Using this from now on.
@beckah217 жыл бұрын
She’s got amazing timing!
@clottedscream6 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've ever seen stand up from her before and I would already die for her
@ladyred69946 жыл бұрын
"I hope I die before you." So much freaking truth in that tidbit. Lol
@just-tess2 жыл бұрын
there's an Arabic/Syrian expression Bury me, my love - sounds morbid but means the same thing ♥
@delboysauchie7 жыл бұрын
Being Scottish I am very happy to see another funny Scot. Well performed Fern. Nice 1.
@rickg80155 жыл бұрын
It’s good that I’ve watched enough JAMC interviews and 4 seasons of Outlander to understand her..
@catamountoftheforest83386 жыл бұрын
Lol. Love her dark humour. XD
@shivamraj7106 жыл бұрын
"Who is that elegant widow"? - that's me.
@buttonpusher37866 жыл бұрын
I didn't know they were called intrusive thoughts, I get them all the time. Interesting, off to Google I go!
@sithikamedagedara37964 жыл бұрын
This is so creepily wholesome
@MirorR3fl3ction7 жыл бұрын
Hooooolllllyyy shhh*******t that was AWESOME! definitely going to follow Ferns other content
@writerspen0105 жыл бұрын
I get those very same intrusive thoughts, when my anxiety and OCD start acting up again 😅😅😅
@stan_dinghere6 жыл бұрын
like that comment says im literally gonna start thinking my intrusive thoughts in her voice is my new coping mechanism sucks that it wouldnt help her out much
@levimcglinchey58436 жыл бұрын
Surprised this is the first time I'm hearing of her, rather good!
@lightonstillwaters67894 жыл бұрын
I grinned (nervously) more than I laughed towards the end. 😳
@Cookiecuttershark-xx6 жыл бұрын
SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT PUSHING MY THUMBS INTO HIS EYES
@Cora-ck1du5 жыл бұрын
fern brady is one of the best comedians out there by far
@silvachege31586 жыл бұрын
That blouse though! Where did she get it?? I want one.
@AvaNightingale5 жыл бұрын
Tbh would look amazing on you
@urgay91025 жыл бұрын
@@AvaNightingale you've not seen her
@dmulugeta4 жыл бұрын
Fern and her mom jeans. Love her.
@randomloner62207 жыл бұрын
...intrusive thoughts when ever i hold small animals just to clarify i never want to hurt them, just squeeze them... like a lot.
@phishfullofasha6 жыл бұрын
random loner This could be something called "cuteness aggression"? I have heard of this and it is very common.
@randomloner62206 жыл бұрын
one google search latter and i am very curious.... you learn something new every day:)
@phishfullofasha6 жыл бұрын
random loner It certainly made me feel better when I learned about it haha
@thefandomfish30716 жыл бұрын
your brain is overwhelmed by the cuteness but it doesn’t know how to deal with the feeling so it’s natural response is to eliminate the problem, though most (hopefully all) of us wouldn’t dream of squeezing an animal to death
@hoagy_ytfc3 жыл бұрын
I’ve not seen her before. Enjoyed that a lot.
@kylenoe22346 жыл бұрын
Fern is so unabashedly psychotic. I love it to bits.
@nofunmercury76115 жыл бұрын
my most common intrusive thought is to open car doors while its moving. i did have one recently where my brain went ‘what if you yelled bogies right now, here in this assembly hall while your headteacher is talking?’
@Super165i8 ай бұрын
She’s so pretty 😍
@ethanmckinney203 Жыл бұрын
Fern's delivery is so spot-on in this set.
@BrokenNoseMedia7 жыл бұрын
💗 Fern Brady. Excellent live
@jujukrusader58964 жыл бұрын
I had made a d&d character and I needed a good accent for her and this lady is what my character's accent is based off of and I absolutely still love it!
@aylahodge39665 жыл бұрын
I love it when u could have murderous thoughts about somebody and they still love u even though they know what's happening in ur brain, also thank you I'm now thinking of my writing as I write it in ur accent.
@kierancampire2 ай бұрын
I've seen a few clips of Fern now and she makes me cry with laughter every time :')
@hailliesanimations76884 жыл бұрын
She's the female version of Remus from Sanders Sides
@MaliaMelton6 жыл бұрын
I've never loved such a strong accent so much. She's so gorgeous, funny, and sounds amazing. I'm dumbstruck.
@aarxnw6 жыл бұрын
I haven't had these thoughts but I know what she means, I used to set myself tasks like.. my brain would say if you don't get the plate, knife and butter out before the toaster pops, you're going to get bad luck! and one time i was flying on a plane and i told myself if you sit on the window seat and look out of the window while flying the plane is going to go down! 😂 but i never have these feelings now, it was a few years ago when I had bad anxiety!
@hillsinhighplaces Жыл бұрын
God the intrusive thoughts bit is perfect ahaha
@not88responding7 жыл бұрын
Just here...reading all the comments in her voice
@robynwilson92276 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I think I just found my Patronus I frigging love her. The most relatable comedian sketch I've ever watched 😂😂😂😂😂