Fern Brady - Heterosexual Marriages

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Russell Howard

Күн бұрын

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@Psychwriteify
@Psychwriteify 7 жыл бұрын
I'm deeply offended by the profound accuracy of her joke about lesbians and horoscopes.
@thrashpondopons2776
@thrashpondopons2776 6 жыл бұрын
Well... Wasn't there anything in your chart to warn you of the offence???
@munkyphunkable
@munkyphunkable 6 жыл бұрын
pfft.. typical libra
@marquitaferguson5145
@marquitaferguson5145 6 жыл бұрын
😁😁
@bjark2943
@bjark2943 6 жыл бұрын
i felt so attacked by that
@angeyoldskoolcool
@angeyoldskoolcool 6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha couldn’t be more correct
@WateverWatever04
@WateverWatever04 7 жыл бұрын
Can she narrate my intrusive thoughts from now on please?
@maxfraser7701
@maxfraser7701 7 жыл бұрын
WateverWatever04 true
@ashclouds2139
@ashclouds2139 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly an angry Scotswoman screaming in my head is definitely not what I need personally lmao
@nightsocoolioyep7663
@nightsocoolioyep7663 7 жыл бұрын
ashycloudy it is absolutely what I need
@WateverWatever04
@WateverWatever04 7 жыл бұрын
ashycloudy Honestly if we've got an angry voice screaming in our heads anyway, why not at least have it be in the melodic tones of an angry Scot? 😅
@user-xk2st7fd1f
@user-xk2st7fd1f 6 жыл бұрын
WateverWatever04 I’m just gonna start imagining her voice is the one screaming at me lol
@josephharrison8354
@josephharrison8354 7 жыл бұрын
I was on the top floor of a shopping centre yesterday, looking down at the floor below me, and just thought... What if I jumped onto the choir just to ruin that Christmas spirit? Then I remembered that the singers were all NHS staff and I didn't want to put any pressure on them. Literally or figuratively.
@millie7784
@millie7784 7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
@julia_ruby
@julia_ruby 7 жыл бұрын
Omfg that was beautiful.
@MissEasyPeasySleasy
@MissEasyPeasySleasy 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sophieh3233
@sophieh3233 6 жыл бұрын
l'appel du vide
@imdbbookaholic
@imdbbookaholic 6 жыл бұрын
Good decision. The NHS are getting hit enough by the Tories
@olaitanluvsojewale
@olaitanluvsojewale 7 жыл бұрын
"That's a lovely baby..." "Yeah but what if for no reason at all you booted that baby out this buggy... And it went flying like a rag doll... Into the sunset." 😂😂😂😂
@drunkenrobot3976
@drunkenrobot3976 5 жыл бұрын
Ah, I thought she said pterodactyl Rag doll makes much more sense
@Snowshowslow
@Snowshowslow 5 жыл бұрын
But what a lovely image :-) Pram pterodactyl.
@Ben-rz9cf
@Ben-rz9cf 5 жыл бұрын
I do get those thoughts too. Mostly about punting cats though
@thebatonmaster
@thebatonmaster 4 жыл бұрын
@@drunkenrobot3976 LMAO, I thought the same thing at first, but then my brain said "ooh, 'rag doll', that makes more sense."
@thebatonmaster
@thebatonmaster 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ben-rz9cf Punting cats! lol, another great image.
@someguyonyoutube4285
@someguyonyoutube4285 7 жыл бұрын
Scots make great comedians
@vTKurse
@vTKurse 7 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle
@tryingtobeeloquent
@tryingtobeeloquent 7 жыл бұрын
Aye we do
@camomiletea7357
@camomiletea7357 7 жыл бұрын
too true
@ryanpreston1637
@ryanpreston1637 7 жыл бұрын
Aye,, that's true
@mirrorcats
@mirrorcats 7 жыл бұрын
It's Sodium Chloride hell yeah
@RafidW9
@RafidW9 7 жыл бұрын
holy accent.
@MrZooky123
@MrZooky123 7 жыл бұрын
ho-leh axe'n
@ryanpreston1637
@ryanpreston1637 7 жыл бұрын
Am from Glasgow lol
@rossmillar6923
@rossmillar6923 7 жыл бұрын
am fae glesga* lmao
@ryanpreston1637
@ryanpreston1637 7 жыл бұрын
Ross Miller,, aye a um haha,,, cheers fur eh correction pal.. 'preciate it
@nielsmichiels1939
@nielsmichiels1939 7 жыл бұрын
hi tink its sehksi.
@Huba-jk2yw
@Huba-jk2yw 7 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is her accent is sooooo great
@user-iz3px8me4i
@user-iz3px8me4i 6 жыл бұрын
Huba2017 It’s _just_ you.
@hoebread7584
@hoebread7584 6 жыл бұрын
June how fucking dare you insult the Scottish accent!!!!!!
@user-iz3px8me4i
@user-iz3px8me4i 6 жыл бұрын
voldebean Oh no, I adore the accent, I just want to offend the stupidity of this overused phrasing, it’s tiring.
@fuckwit107
@fuckwit107 6 жыл бұрын
_Of course you love her accent, it's SCOTTISH. SCOTTISH = FUCKIN AWESOME. SCOTTISH PRIDE YAAAAAS_
@mmill7189
@mmill7189 6 жыл бұрын
Huba2017 well then you'll like mine I'm Scottish to lmao
@doctorwholover1012
@doctorwholover1012 5 жыл бұрын
Homophobe "I think a man and a man stood at the alter looks silly!" Reasonable person "go home???? You weren't invited ???"
@broseidon1658
@broseidon1658 4 жыл бұрын
Benny Jet Wot?
@thatb1h855
@thatb1h855 4 жыл бұрын
Benny Jet ???
@chickenisindeedmystyle7316
@chickenisindeedmystyle7316 4 жыл бұрын
Why do you care about other people’s private parts?
@esobelisk3110
@esobelisk3110 4 жыл бұрын
Benny Jet and a gay person would probably find the thought of heterosexual sex disgusting. You don’t have to enjoy picturing someone having sex to respect their right to be in a relationship.
@kissmeraas
@kissmeraas 4 жыл бұрын
​@Benny Jet "I think a man with his cock up another man's arse is digusting" - So stop thinking about it?! No-one else was until you mentioned it, you pervert! 😲😂
@robinghoshal6771
@robinghoshal6771 7 жыл бұрын
Her talking about her boyfriend was adorable!
@benpowell-punmaster1214
@benpowell-punmaster1214 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Rhianeramon
@Rhianeramon 7 жыл бұрын
As a lesbian who loves to talk about horoscopes as if they're real and also has intrusive thoughts about kicking babies out of prams, this honestly Speaks to me. Edit: @ ppl getting upset about the kicking babies thing, of course i don't actually want to kick babies, google intrusive thoughts lmao
@looseleafteabutworse
@looseleafteabutworse 7 жыл бұрын
go away as a Scottish lesbian who is EXACTLY the same, I think we should start a club
@user-qb3tk8rs8t
@user-qb3tk8rs8t 7 жыл бұрын
go away other lesbians that talk about horoscopes annoy me in a very superficial way because COME ON ladies why 😂
@Rhianeramon
@Rhianeramon 7 жыл бұрын
I don't actually believe in them buddy, I just think they're a bit of fun.
@jaimewilliams5609
@jaimewilliams5609 7 жыл бұрын
Tea same, what's your IG lmfao
@bensmith3808
@bensmith3808 6 жыл бұрын
Ew
@WiseWordsbyWiki
@WiseWordsbyWiki 6 жыл бұрын
I really liked her part about intrusive thoughts. People tend to only recognize ones that are less freaky or if you freak out about them, otherwise you're not really suppose to talk about them
@bluebird1045
@bluebird1045 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know this was a thing other people have, too! I get it especially with stairs
@PTEC
@PTEC 3 жыл бұрын
: )
@marzadky4934
@marzadky4934 3 жыл бұрын
@@bluebird1045 The reason why am afraid to drive because if I see a car in front, I wonder what would happen if I just drive infront of it. However, it has to be a speeding car. I also have same thoughts with height. I always wonder what would happen if I just threw myself down. This comedy made me realize I actually have a mental disorder and it's called Anxiety Disorder. I didn't know that and I often thought that maybe am suicidal and didn't know it. I promise am not.....
@martalaatsch8358
@martalaatsch8358 6 ай бұрын
​@@marzadky4934okay but... you might be. Like, I had those thoughts for years and then suddenly they started coming more often and being harder to ignore amd then suddenly I was in the emergency psych ward. So like, definitely talk to someone about that.
@MadJunkFiler
@MadJunkFiler 7 жыл бұрын
Love is... thinking about gouging your partner's eyes out while they're sleeping
@MoonThuli
@MoonThuli 7 жыл бұрын
Wait just so everyone's on the same page, it's lovely to think about, but kind of frowned upon to actually go ahead and gouge their eyes out?
@_roy_1_me643
@_roy_1_me643 7 жыл бұрын
dorgesh I think so, i mean is not clear so 🤷‍♂️
@wolfelee356
@wolfelee356 7 жыл бұрын
Love is taking a dive and then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool
@franceyuk3251
@franceyuk3251 7 жыл бұрын
Wow really huh I’ve been doing it wrong the hole time
@MadJunkFiler
@MadJunkFiler 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure either. Maybe one of us needs to try it out and report back to the group?
@mojavebp5579
@mojavebp5579 7 жыл бұрын
I relate with her on a spiritual level
@bigol9223
@bigol9223 5 жыл бұрын
You're quirky and unique!
@Brownie2102
@Brownie2102 3 жыл бұрын
This
@BokorugroRR
@BokorugroRR 3 жыл бұрын
I am not sure she is happy about that
@loganmiddlenamepending5297
@loganmiddlenamepending5297 7 жыл бұрын
How does her accent make her jokes sound that much better?
@atb1783
@atb1783 4 жыл бұрын
Cuz yer a feckin raycist mate
@jjperceval
@jjperceval 4 жыл бұрын
Chasers do a song about it. Look up scottish stand up comedian
@akumaplantstudios8869
@akumaplantstudios8869 4 жыл бұрын
@@atb1783 Massive raycist. Don't ever try to deny it.
@theelfchannel
@theelfchannel 5 ай бұрын
scottish storytelling, there is something there
@charlietrelawney6867
@charlietrelawney6867 4 жыл бұрын
"his wee walking boots" I AM *WHEEZING*
@ezram2
@ezram2 7 жыл бұрын
she is terrifying. I love it.
@tonyamuzzy3973
@tonyamuzzy3973 7 жыл бұрын
if you see a homophobe that says gay marriages destroy the concept of marriage just show them pictures of themed straight marriages like a great example would be a Minions themed wedding
@fuzzyfoods710
@fuzzyfoods710 5 жыл бұрын
That's not technically sound reasoning. All gay marriage can destroy the concept of marriage but there can be some aspects of heterosexual marriage that destroy it too....let's face it those pricks that are against gay marriage are probably against minion marriages too
@saradanhoff6539
@saradanhoff6539 5 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzyfoods710 Statistically the exact same demographic stands in opposition to interracial marriage as well. So you might be onto something.
@catlady4858
@catlady4858 5 жыл бұрын
@@saradanhoff6539 But why? Nothing in the Bible is against interracial marriage.
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 5 жыл бұрын
@@catlady4858 nothing in the bible against gay marriage either. never mentioned it.
@natv55
@natv55 5 жыл бұрын
@Tom Myers 🤣
@jakefisher5488
@jakefisher5488 7 жыл бұрын
Russel howard looks different but he's way funnier today
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 7 жыл бұрын
small bits is he sick or something?
@h.poirot7788
@h.poirot7788 6 жыл бұрын
I think he sold his soul to the devil in order to become funnier and old Luci had to change a few things to meet that request.
@blazortheepic0384
@blazortheepic0384 6 жыл бұрын
small bits hmmmm
@yoink7372
@yoink7372 6 жыл бұрын
I deleted my other comment because I have no sense of humour and that joke flew right over my head.
@sentienttapioca5409
@sentienttapioca5409 6 жыл бұрын
Turtle McDolphin That's some nice character development, right there.
@Zikomo7
@Zikomo7 7 жыл бұрын
She was really funny 😄
@steh8831
@steh8831 7 жыл бұрын
Zikomo7 - Yep, truly, genuinely funny.
@kevinjuden1239
@kevinjuden1239 5 жыл бұрын
Think she should not give up the day job
@katsukeys2092
@katsukeys2092 4 жыл бұрын
I wish all of my intrusive thoughts came to me in Fern Brady’s voice lmaoo
@camerondon3712
@camerondon3712 4 жыл бұрын
That would be funny. I don't often have intrusive thoughts, so it wouldn't be much to me, but it would still be funny.
@McSkullmun
@McSkullmun Жыл бұрын
Mine sometimes come to me in the voice of Richard Ayoade. I’m not entirely sure why…
@philiphunn194
@philiphunn194 Жыл бұрын
Now I do too. It'd make them a touch less disturbing.
@aazhie
@aazhie 11 ай бұрын
​@@McSkullmunI hate the intrusive thoughts, but I will see if Richard will narrate them for me now. It might be more fun? XD
@ulalaFrugilega
@ulalaFrugilega 11 ай бұрын
What a lovely thought! I wish that, too, from now on. And I will try to make it happen!
@rafu1260
@rafu1260 7 жыл бұрын
Dat accent
@cookymonster9815
@cookymonster9815 7 жыл бұрын
its called scottish m8
@shortbreadhead
@shortbreadhead 7 жыл бұрын
it's called Bathgate m9
@mmill7189
@mmill7189 6 жыл бұрын
Hondaman scottish
@secretninja247
@secretninja247 7 жыл бұрын
Like when you're walking down the road and you just think to yourself. I could push that person into the road. Yes I might go to prison, but there'd be nothing they could do to change what happened, They'd be dead. I mean I won't, I don't want to and I have morals...but I could '-' And then you just continue with walking down the road
@beardedemperor
@beardedemperor 7 жыл бұрын
Rachel Manning sometimes I think of driving into oncoming traffic. If I die, they can't do shit to me.
@secretninja247
@secretninja247 7 жыл бұрын
Very true haha. As I child I always had this strange urge to stand on the top of the stairs, lean forward and just let go...I was a weird child (not much has changed :P). I didn't wanna die, I could just imagine the feeling of freedom..then I could imagine the physical pain of breaking my neck XD so I didn't
@chibimoon1432
@chibimoon1432 6 жыл бұрын
I was the same way when i was little. I thought i was crazy for thinking such weird things. One day when i was 4 or 5 i was roaming the house when my mom was sleeping and i thought to myself as i passed the kitchen " right now, i could take a knife out the drawer and hurt mommy" I thought i was the worst for thinking that. i love my mother so much and would never want to hurt but at that moment i realized nothing can stop me from what i choose to do. I never acted on that terrible thought. instead i turned it into a positive. I thought well if i had the power to do something like that i have the power to make my dreams come true. To this day that's one of the very few things i regret thinking of.
@BelleFlower15
@BelleFlower15 6 жыл бұрын
When I get road rage I think to myself, "You only get one chance to kill a stupid driver with your car. Is this the idiot you're going to waste your chance on?" 😂😂
@davebuchan81
@davebuchan81 6 жыл бұрын
@@chibimoon1432 Haha, that's a pretty good one. I don't get thoughts like that myself, but my brother was always thinking about throwing himself off a cliff or a tall building... You should not regret that thought, or any of the others - they are just passing things and they helped to make you the person you are. It seems that you learnt a lot from it so it was a good thing it happened, even if acting on the thought would have been awful. Have a good day :)
@lunatickgeo
@lunatickgeo 4 жыл бұрын
I spent fruitless minutes on Google trying to find a picture of her boyfriend cos I wanted to see just how short he is
@Blitzentine
@Blitzentine 5 жыл бұрын
Intrusive thoughts are so hard to explain to people without coming off like a legit psycho. I honestly struggle to dry sharp knives with family in the same room.
@Speederzzz
@Speederzzz 7 жыл бұрын
This is too real...
@CrankyNovelist7335
@CrankyNovelist7335 7 жыл бұрын
Love is the person knowing ur a little crazy and a little weird and loving u anyway.
@MammaApa
@MammaApa 5 жыл бұрын
I would say - love you because of the weird, not anyway. Normal people are boring.
@broseidon1658
@broseidon1658 4 жыл бұрын
Normal people _are_ boring.
@rosielow527
@rosielow527 6 жыл бұрын
Excuse me Fern, I need to marry you.
@rosiecooper8030
@rosiecooper8030 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@rheaalvares5274
@rheaalvares5274 5 жыл бұрын
Are you a short Irish dude
@hmvideos3601
@hmvideos3601 5 жыл бұрын
@Fern Alderton someone didn't watch the whole video
@fwhat5801
@fwhat5801 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks bros. I love me too lmao
@bryanoliveira9778
@bryanoliveira9778 5 жыл бұрын
I would marry her, but I could never compete wit that short Irish fella
@isaac592
@isaac592 4 жыл бұрын
Fern, you are a bisexual icon and I am here for it because I’m an AGRESSIVELY BISEXUAL bisexual
@andreamiddlemass4271
@andreamiddlemass4271 7 жыл бұрын
I feel so much at home listening to a Scottish person doing stand up!' I'm from Edinburgh, Scotland.
@M_K_M_K_M_K
@M_K_M_K_M_K 6 жыл бұрын
Andrea Middlemass I just went there a couple of weeks ago! Edinburgh is awesome! :)
@rossyoung8892
@rossyoung8892 6 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year from across the bridge!
@jessicabromhead1984
@jessicabromhead1984 6 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@susang9753
@susang9753 6 жыл бұрын
Studied in Scotland and I enjoyed listening to people waaaaay more than I should have 😊
@fuzzyfoods710
@fuzzyfoods710 5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever been to Scotland? Its full of Scottish people doing stand up!
@artu2302
@artu2302 6 жыл бұрын
Just to say it. Some researchers think that you get those thoughts because you as a human have no way to express the feeling that something is cute or that you love it so much that you can’t even explain. So your instincts are to just kill the thing so it stops being so cute and endearing. Crazy shit right?
@Kick0a0cat
@Kick0a0cat 6 жыл бұрын
This is not the case with this one, it's a simple intrusive thought. I've heard a similar thing though, when you get the desire to really squish a baby very hard, but you'd never actually do that or you think "this is so cute, I'm gonna punch a wall" - the theory I've heard was less dark though: when you get aggression caused by too much cuteness, it is because you have an inherent desire to protect the cutey. The aggressiveness gets you ready to fight off any harm that could come towards the baby, because you are its mighty protector.
@Kick0a0cat
@Kick0a0cat 6 жыл бұрын
@@baldbaldrik655 yes, their tiny little ears 😍
@yltraviole
@yltraviole 5 жыл бұрын
What's the scientific explanation for this impulse I get for dropping expensive things into the void whenever I'm in a high place?
@gur262
@gur262 5 жыл бұрын
@@yltraviole.. You are a cat
@joseangeles8382
@joseangeles8382 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, cute aggression 😗
@nielsmichiels1939
@nielsmichiels1939 7 жыл бұрын
I...... think i'm in love.
@GotWrackspurts
@GotWrackspurts 7 жыл бұрын
NIELS MICHIELS same
@bjark2943
@bjark2943 6 жыл бұрын
neilswann80 HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
@musicalnerds101
@musicalnerds101 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for talking about intrusive thoughts!! It used to make me feel so sad and I thought I was crazy. Now I know it’s normal for someone with anxiety, but I would have loved to see this when I was younger. Thank you so much Fern!
@izzyebdon2312
@izzyebdon2312 6 жыл бұрын
this is a bloody brilliant way to make talking about intrusive thoughts normal and funny. Because if you take away the anxiety you link to them, some of the thoughts are actually quite funny.
@joshuavickery86
@joshuavickery86 7 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian and whole argument was stupid, it should of been legalized ages ago
@tycepickett1238
@tycepickett1238 5 жыл бұрын
@@angie8110 yeah the issue is our politicians are weak willed morons who take fucking ages to make any sort of change because they are scared of rocking the boat and getting booted out of office. The vast majority of Aussie's thought the gay marriage referendum was a massive, retarded waste of money and that they should have just outright legalised it instead of pussy footing around. Kind of shitty how Fern makes it seem like we were all a bunch of bigots. Yeah there were a few people against it who were very loud, how the fuck is that any different to any other country? The hateful bigot types are ALWAYS fucking loud.
@Vesnicie
@Vesnicie 5 жыл бұрын
And you should "of" paid attention in English class.
@naughtynat82
@naughtynat82 5 жыл бұрын
@@tycepickett1238 have you ever been any elected member? It's easy to talk smack when you got no skin in the game. Someone disagrees with you and THEY are a bigot? LoL.
@alexbloom2444
@alexbloom2444 4 жыл бұрын
Snuggles McSquishbottom ‘Should have’ is correct, that’s where the short form ‘should’ve’ comes from. ‘Should of’ is incorrect. Maybe you should have paid attention in English as you don’t seem to know your basic grammar.
@naughtynat82
@naughtynat82 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexbloom2444 lol like anyone cares...
@TheGothicMother
@TheGothicMother 7 жыл бұрын
Oh god intrusive thoughts. I've had a thought of just pushing people in front of cars, kicking old ladies is the back of heel so they trip... And I'm a really loving, sensitive pansy of a human! Why doesn't my brain tell me to be wicked to good people. Furthermore, this was really funny.
@lovingreds
@lovingreds 6 жыл бұрын
Goth Mummi -Thank God for writing this! I worry I might be a nutter sometimes. Phew! 😶
@TheGothicMother
@TheGothicMother 6 жыл бұрын
lovingreds no! It's actually REALLY common! X
@georgesoros8589
@georgesoros8589 6 жыл бұрын
Goth Mummi because you're nice, so your brain just wanders sometimes and thinks about horrible things, I think it's pretty normal, at least more normal than you think
@TheGothicMother
@TheGothicMother 6 жыл бұрын
aliendisco 3779 I think it is, I just worry cos I wonder if I'm really a horrible person who's tricking myself into being nice.... I wonder if I'm over thinking it slightly Lol x
@georgesoros8589
@georgesoros8589 6 жыл бұрын
Goth Mummi but you choose to do the right thing, which is where your heart is
@mollybaker957
@mollybaker957 6 жыл бұрын
Part of my brain says “You should jump up and sing YMCA in the middle of the year exams”
@Daniel-rf2hm
@Daniel-rf2hm 6 жыл бұрын
Molly Baker or what would happen if I tripped the old invidilator.
@irishbaexx6272
@irishbaexx6272 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@fairylen7385
@fairylen7385 5 жыл бұрын
Listen to that part of your brain please
@CAH-ie7cd
@CAH-ie7cd 4 жыл бұрын
I used to dance with fern years ago and she was a right laugh was surprised she went into comedy because if we didn't laugh we would cry (which a lot of strippers done. Especially the ones with plastic surgery) so glad she's done well ❤️ well done fern ❤️
@Tera_totally
@Tera_totally 6 жыл бұрын
"I don't like tallee smallee couples" But I like short guys, stop shaming me plz
@Grace-fz6uu
@Grace-fz6uu 6 жыл бұрын
Idk what Homestuck is I just like this picture you watch the second part or nah?
@saradanhoff6539
@saradanhoff6539 5 жыл бұрын
We dont kinkshame here. Unless that's your kink, you filthy filthy pervert.
@prestok
@prestok 5 жыл бұрын
@@saradanhoff6539 amazing answer, had me laughing out loud. Thank you
@camerondon3712
@camerondon3712 4 жыл бұрын
My sister is the second shortest in my family, and her boyfriend (husband in August) is well over 6 feet. It's funny.
@akumaplantstudios8869
@akumaplantstudios8869 4 жыл бұрын
@@camerondon3712 I love how you said husband in August. Like he was going to bloom.
@Anabananababey
@Anabananababey 7 жыл бұрын
I love her!!! The funniest comedian I’ve seen in ages.
@shempone
@shempone 6 жыл бұрын
must be the first comedian you have seen
@Blitzstern1212
@Blitzstern1212 6 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see a baby my brain just goes: "Take it and Run" and I'm like "wtf brain"
@excellentcollins
@excellentcollins 6 жыл бұрын
AS A LESBIAN WHO LOVES HOROSCOPES, I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED
@fuzzyfoods710
@fuzzyfoods710 5 жыл бұрын
As a Libra, I feel calm and stable
@LiliLawless
@LiliLawless 5 жыл бұрын
Lesbian Gemini here. I don’t feel personally attacked... now. Might change my mind in a minute though.
@broseidon1658
@broseidon1658 5 жыл бұрын
Lesbian Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp here. I feel okay.
@sarahw152
@sarahw152 5 жыл бұрын
Capricorn = Can't give a flyin tose still love horoscopes. 😂
@sk8rgirlo
@sk8rgirlo 7 жыл бұрын
I cackled like a witch at this!
@winistan
@winistan 7 жыл бұрын
sk8rgirlo that's cuz you are a witch
@itzmia1007
@itzmia1007 6 жыл бұрын
sk8rgirlo i cackle like a witch all the time hun join the craziness of the internet
@OP-1000
@OP-1000 6 жыл бұрын
Just slap them with your broom stick.
@enriquepena2009
@enriquepena2009 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who has intrusive thoughts and was so scared that those thoughts were just in my head. It's nice to hear about someone else having them
@madeleineprice3556
@madeleineprice3556 4 жыл бұрын
I loved every single word that came out her mouth, so funny and so confident and so authentic. Awesome comedy.
@Husker5454
@Husker5454 7 жыл бұрын
omg i have intrusive thoughts aswell xD
@Sab.86
@Sab.86 7 жыл бұрын
Husker54 yeah same.... that’s when my panic attacks happened 👌🏽🙄
@TheStrangerschild00
@TheStrangerschild00 7 жыл бұрын
I thought everyone had them 😂 the baby one is really relatable 😂😂
@Sab.86
@Sab.86 7 жыл бұрын
Jakeus Baba true lmao!
@Kick0a0cat
@Kick0a0cat 6 жыл бұрын
@@TheStrangerschild00 everyone has them, you can google it. The difference is in how they affect your day to day life.
@missfunkadilly
@missfunkadilly 6 жыл бұрын
Everyone has them.
@MissBlueEyeliner
@MissBlueEyeliner 5 жыл бұрын
I just presumed those “what if I just jumped in front of the train” thoughts were standard 😂
@martalaatsch8358
@martalaatsch8358 6 ай бұрын
They're not - and if it happens a lot, it's not just intrusive thoughts anymore, it's suicidal thoughts, there's a difference (the difference being whether there's *any* danger of it ever happening)
@Sab.86
@Sab.86 7 жыл бұрын
Fern you are hilarious! Hope to see more of your comedy ❤️
@angushynd-gaw6990
@angushynd-gaw6990 7 жыл бұрын
I get those intrusive thoughts too. For some reason whenever I see a toddler running, sort of 2-4 year olds when there head is still proportionally large, I always have this urge to punt their wee heads like a rugby ball and watch them go flying.
@ABirdOnTheMoon
@ABirdOnTheMoon 7 жыл бұрын
A breathe of fresh air! Lovely indeed.
@pennywisethedancingclownof167
@pennywisethedancingclownof167 6 жыл бұрын
When my mum twisted her ankle and I took her to hospital and had to be in a wheelchair all I could think about was pushing down a hill and onto a road.
@commiereddj9470
@commiereddj9470 6 жыл бұрын
As a lesbain she is cute and I like her accent.
@blossomboop9142
@blossomboop9142 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t get over her accent and big wife energy! :’>
@user-ei7ed6zy9k
@user-ei7ed6zy9k 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares. You BLT people are getting worse than vegans
@blossomboop9142
@blossomboop9142 5 жыл бұрын
Big Daddy Toyota Corola I don’t remember being a BLT burger honey 😘
@broseidon1658
@broseidon1658 5 жыл бұрын
I really like her accent as well.
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 5 жыл бұрын
Big Laughing Twerkers? Boring Little Trolls?
@camomiletea7357
@camomiletea7357 7 жыл бұрын
this was absoulutely hilarious thank you for introducing me to new comedians
@yikesonbikes15
@yikesonbikes15 5 жыл бұрын
UGHHH Scottish comedians will be the death of me and I mean that, I always laugh so hard when the accents come through 🤣
@yikana7535
@yikana7535 7 жыл бұрын
The intrusive thoughts bit is soooo true
@spookymia8135
@spookymia8135 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, a comedian who A) knows what intrusive thoughts actually are, and B) has the exact same ones I have about my husband, all the goddamned time.
@mathildejensen3285
@mathildejensen3285 8 ай бұрын
I usually dont like stand-up, but I loved this and Fern Brady. She says aloud what everybody are trying to conceal. ❤❤
@vanadiumoxid3902
@vanadiumoxid3902 4 жыл бұрын
I think she explains intrusive thoughts kinda well. I've tried explaining mine to friends and they were just mildly freaked out. I have no idea how widely spread that phenomenon is
@StevenBanks123
@StevenBanks123 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve listened to transgressive comedians but this… this hits home. Would I EVER tell my wife my thoughts about what I could do SO easily, or the scenarios about how I’d take the news if the police came to the door with the news of her death in an accident. But perfectly normal (?) novelists write gruesome crime thrillers all the time and rarely end up in the psych ward or prison. I think its just our brains tugging at that loose tooth. I’m thinking of showing this clip to my wife and then staring at her …
@saitamatrash2527
@saitamatrash2527 7 жыл бұрын
I relate on the part where she’s like her mind gets a little artistic. My mind is actually dark. 😂😂
@guitarman0365
@guitarman0365 6 жыл бұрын
delivery is everything and her voice helps...nothing of what she says is groundbreakingly funny but just something about how she sounds makes it funny.
@waireads2712
@waireads2712 6 жыл бұрын
I always get intrusive thoughts when I drive. "What if you just veered into the next lane, crashed into that car, caused a massive pile up and killed multiple people. Lol."
@fuzzyfoods710
@fuzzyfoods710 5 жыл бұрын
Radio 2 does that to me too
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr bit
@39thrrmaxwell28
@39thrrmaxwell28 4 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend showed me this, and now I'm sleeping on the sofa, with my glasses on.
@j.athbheochan5610
@j.athbheochan5610 5 жыл бұрын
She's more Scottish than Amy Pond, this is beyond science
@joshurban9778
@joshurban9778 4 жыл бұрын
Karen Gillian is Scottish though?
@camerondon3712
@camerondon3712 4 жыл бұрын
@@joshurban9778 I think she is. Can't tell you where from though.
@AkuraTheAwesome
@AkuraTheAwesome 11 ай бұрын
Why does her hair look so perfect? Like, damn girl you're absolutely owning it.
@strangeandinteresting
@strangeandinteresting 4 жыл бұрын
I need her to just, like... Read my inner monologue from now on. She's just got the best voice
@haleyhowell7889
@haleyhowell7889 5 жыл бұрын
"Smally tally couples" YAASS. Using this from now on.
@beckah21
@beckah21 7 жыл бұрын
She’s got amazing timing!
@clottedscream
@clottedscream 6 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've ever seen stand up from her before and I would already die for her
@ladyred6994
@ladyred6994 6 жыл бұрын
"I hope I die before you." So much freaking truth in that tidbit. Lol
@just-tess
@just-tess 2 жыл бұрын
there's an Arabic/Syrian expression Bury me, my love - sounds morbid but means the same thing ♥
@delboysauchie
@delboysauchie 7 жыл бұрын
Being Scottish I am very happy to see another funny Scot. Well performed Fern. Nice 1.
@rickg8015
@rickg8015 5 жыл бұрын
It’s good that I’ve watched enough JAMC interviews and 4 seasons of Outlander to understand her..
@catamountoftheforest8338
@catamountoftheforest8338 6 жыл бұрын
Lol. Love her dark humour. XD
@shivamraj710
@shivamraj710 6 жыл бұрын
"Who is that elegant widow"? - that's me.
@buttonpusher3786
@buttonpusher3786 6 жыл бұрын
I didn't know they were called intrusive thoughts, I get them all the time. Interesting, off to Google I go!
@sithikamedagedara3796
@sithikamedagedara3796 4 жыл бұрын
This is so creepily wholesome
@MirorR3fl3ction
@MirorR3fl3ction 7 жыл бұрын
Hooooolllllyyy shhh*******t that was AWESOME! definitely going to follow Ferns other content
@writerspen010
@writerspen010 5 жыл бұрын
I get those very same intrusive thoughts, when my anxiety and OCD start acting up again 😅😅😅
@stan_dinghere
@stan_dinghere 6 жыл бұрын
like that comment says im literally gonna start thinking my intrusive thoughts in her voice is my new coping mechanism sucks that it wouldnt help her out much
@levimcglinchey5843
@levimcglinchey5843 6 жыл бұрын
Surprised this is the first time I'm hearing of her, rather good!
@lightonstillwaters6789
@lightonstillwaters6789 4 жыл бұрын
I grinned (nervously) more than I laughed towards the end. 😳
@Cookiecuttershark-xx
@Cookiecuttershark-xx 6 жыл бұрын
SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT PUSHING MY THUMBS INTO HIS EYES
@Cora-ck1du
@Cora-ck1du 5 жыл бұрын
fern brady is one of the best comedians out there by far
@silvachege3158
@silvachege3158 6 жыл бұрын
That blouse though! Where did she get it?? I want one.
@AvaNightingale
@AvaNightingale 5 жыл бұрын
Tbh would look amazing on you
@urgay9102
@urgay9102 5 жыл бұрын
@@AvaNightingale you've not seen her
@dmulugeta
@dmulugeta 4 жыл бұрын
Fern and her mom jeans. Love her.
@randomloner6220
@randomloner6220 7 жыл бұрын
...intrusive thoughts when ever i hold small animals just to clarify i never want to hurt them, just squeeze them... like a lot.
@phishfullofasha
@phishfullofasha 6 жыл бұрын
random loner This could be something called "cuteness aggression"? I have heard of this and it is very common.
@randomloner6220
@randomloner6220 6 жыл бұрын
one google search latter and i am very curious.... you learn something new every day:)
@phishfullofasha
@phishfullofasha 6 жыл бұрын
random loner It certainly made me feel better when I learned about it haha
@thefandomfish3071
@thefandomfish3071 6 жыл бұрын
your brain is overwhelmed by the cuteness but it doesn’t know how to deal with the feeling so it’s natural response is to eliminate the problem, though most (hopefully all) of us wouldn’t dream of squeezing an animal to death
@hoagy_ytfc
@hoagy_ytfc 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve not seen her before. Enjoyed that a lot.
@kylenoe2234
@kylenoe2234 6 жыл бұрын
Fern is so unabashedly psychotic. I love it to bits.
@nofunmercury7611
@nofunmercury7611 5 жыл бұрын
my most common intrusive thought is to open car doors while its moving. i did have one recently where my brain went ‘what if you yelled bogies right now, here in this assembly hall while your headteacher is talking?’
@Super165i
@Super165i 8 ай бұрын
She’s so pretty 😍
@ethanmckinney203
@ethanmckinney203 Жыл бұрын
Fern's delivery is so spot-on in this set.
@BrokenNoseMedia
@BrokenNoseMedia 7 жыл бұрын
💗 Fern Brady. Excellent live
@jujukrusader5896
@jujukrusader5896 4 жыл бұрын
I had made a d&d character and I needed a good accent for her and this lady is what my character's accent is based off of and I absolutely still love it!
@aylahodge3966
@aylahodge3966 5 жыл бұрын
I love it when u could have murderous thoughts about somebody and they still love u even though they know what's happening in ur brain, also thank you I'm now thinking of my writing as I write it in ur accent.
@kierancampire
@kierancampire 2 ай бұрын
I've seen a few clips of Fern now and she makes me cry with laughter every time :')
@hailliesanimations7688
@hailliesanimations7688 4 жыл бұрын
She's the female version of Remus from Sanders Sides
@MaliaMelton
@MaliaMelton 6 жыл бұрын
I've never loved such a strong accent so much. She's so gorgeous, funny, and sounds amazing. I'm dumbstruck.
@aarxnw
@aarxnw 6 жыл бұрын
I haven't had these thoughts but I know what she means, I used to set myself tasks like.. my brain would say if you don't get the plate, knife and butter out before the toaster pops, you're going to get bad luck! and one time i was flying on a plane and i told myself if you sit on the window seat and look out of the window while flying the plane is going to go down! 😂 but i never have these feelings now, it was a few years ago when I had bad anxiety!
@hillsinhighplaces
@hillsinhighplaces Жыл бұрын
God the intrusive thoughts bit is perfect ahaha
@not88responding
@not88responding 7 жыл бұрын
Just here...reading all the comments in her voice
@robynwilson9227
@robynwilson9227 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I think I just found my Patronus I frigging love her. The most relatable comedian sketch I've ever watched 😂😂😂😂😂
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